#i dont know!!!! i cant remember shit!!!! i cant remember anything !!!!!

[mamawasatesttube]

kon sweetie im so fucking sorry that someone would even say something stupid like that oh my god.

[euri-matsuri]

if u. follow me for my art. i am very sorry. because 90% of the time, if i did not spend 3 hours doing it, it will probably be nothing more than a snip tool screenshot & not a properly saved .png file

anyways i pizazzed up the watermark from astral duo euri. i thought the flowers would be cute n funny. now every drawing will be given flowers against their will ✿. here is a peek into some of the headcanons i want on quincy

[artificer-real]

ive started to really despise self help posts because all they do for me is illustrate just how apparently fucked i am compared to most other people

[britneyshakespeare]

you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work

me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:

[angellurgy2]

bbbaaaaawrffff

[jrueships]

ill be having such a good time then Boom, someone says something

[lemongogo]

me admitting that i dont hate ast*rion after all .

[taniushka12]

"Missed connection (?) (aw & qb pseudo crossover, alan & tim, jack & paul, alan & barry)"

👁👁 you know I have to ask about it...

Thank you!!! Missed connection (name pending) is a fun one!! (lies)

in that fic I basically take the concept of tim dreaming about his alt universes' lives (canon) and the idea of alan not quite remembering barry (not canon, but you could read barry's absence in aw2 as alan deliberately forgetting abt him so he's far, FAR away from The Story), and have Tim recalling his (jack's) friendship with paul before time broke down while Alan being like man that sounds great :) why does this hurt though?

(...) Apparently he did that a lot, protecting me, getting me out of trouble…" A smile tugged Alan's lips with the scene, misplaced nostalgia apparently being a contagious thing. "Uh huh." He encouraged him. "This time, we…" Tim closed his eyes for a moment, trying to recall the scene. The memory that wasn't his. "We were on a road trip, or something, and God knows what I was doing, but I ended up getting arrested." Alan snorted. "Is this Sheriff Breaker's dark and troubled backstory?" "Hah! I wish. Thing is, he bailed me out, right? But not before I managed to steal this... stupid wooden ram statue from the police station." "Seriously?" "Yeah!" Tim's eyes squinted while a laugh bubbled from his lips, as if he really was telling him about his actual life, and not visions of another reality. "The bastard actually kept the statue, you know? He never let that one go, I-" His laughter stumbled a bit, but his smile didn't waver. "In the vision, no matter where he went he always brought that statue with him. A reminder. Probably to make fun of me or something." Alan's face hurt from grinning. His body wasn't used to this kind of joy anymore. His throat hurt, too, like heartburn (...)

BUT THATS NOT ALL because after stealthily pointing out the obvious parallels between pre-time break paul's and barry's relationship w/ jack and alan it asks the question what if we went further with the parallelisms? tim talking about post-time break paul without the context, just knowing that suddenly he hated his guts for some reason, and alan later (but juxtaposed in the narration) having echoes to Some Guy falling down Some Rabbit Hole, and feeling dread

it asks the question what if you met your best friend but he's a decade older and he's involved in some shady business? THATS RIGHT I lured people with tim and alan and quantumbreak only to reveal the secret topic of this fic being my Blessed Barry au 🔥🙌🔥

[ask me about my WIPS]

[twistedchristianscience]

stands up. trigun / the locked tomb au. wolfwood being vash's cavalier. the ninth house genocide instead of july with vash being harrow. I know theyre not similar in personality at all thats not the point dont worry about it. knives (already a lyctor) forcing vash to also become a lyctor like the angel arm shit. I dunno who they'd eat it's maybe not that important in knives' case I don't think he'd give a shit but vash eating wolfwood-- [GUNSHOT]

[danielnelsen]

as the dark urge, this is......honestly hilarious. the only thing i remember of my entire past is this random piece of local gossip

[she-toadmask]

Don't bring your negative opinions onto a post not looking for them

Was I thinking the same thing (but enjoying the post anyway)? Yes. I made the conscious decision to say nothing because that's how you be polite to people

The tags devolve into bitching about specific fanfiction petty dislikes

UPDATE I WENT OFF ABOUT TRANSFORMERS CONTINUITY CONVENTIONS AND REACHED 30 TAGS SO I GUESS IT ENDS WITH "I didn't count it initially but Beast Wars is also not an example"

[dennisboobs]

watching ap bio past season 1

[phagodyke]

wanted to go to the gym social tn but as I was getting my stuff together to go out, a friend said smth that rly pissed me off and now I'm too fucking angry to go out. fucks sake man

[lokh]

ahh when i did some long ass test for personality disorders and the psychologist was like 'you don't get results like this unless u were emotionally neglected. were u emotionally neglected' and I was like Shrug. apparently so

[dogaquarium]

Going to be honest it is really telling that you all are always preaching "celebrities can't be your friends" and "don't idolize celebrities" until it's someone you like. E.g. the whole david lynch situation. Nearly my whole dash has been people glorifying him its unbelievably obnoxious

[commander-gloryforge]

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