#i dont know!!!! i cant remember shit!!!! i cant remember anything !!!!!

[nerves-nebula]

ok hamilton rant incoming sorry i had to wake up at 7 am and dis is the first thing on my minddddd

Cannn I be honesttttttt when Hamilton was big I was a teen but I was still like ok obviously this is politically weird what with the rapping slave masters and all. Obviously this is best engaged with as complete fiction inspired by looking at american history and going "what if it was like not super horrible and was cool actually" it’s america fanfiction, because anything less sanitized wouldn’t be green lit for Da Big Stage. I get that.

So when ppl turned on it and started saying it was problematic and tonally weird.... it kinda just made me think that yall were actually just super fucking stupid. because yeah. obviously. i figured we were all ignoring that cuz the songs went kinda hard?

Cuz like if the slavery thing, thomas jefferson mentioning sally in passing, and zero (or so minimal i cant remember it) mention of native ppl didn’t piss you the hell off already… if you thought this was at all based on reality like... I think you’re dumb !! cuz its not like we dont KNOW any of that, that shit is taught in school !!

And like to be clear this isnt a defense of its politics but i do think a lot of people never actually gave a shit about the politics. I think that a lot of (mostly white) people only turned on it because they thought it was something cringe that they used to like, because it certainly isn’t the case that suddenly a shit ton of white people started listening to indigenous & black people around them who said this was kind of weird and revisionist. so the only conclusion i can come to is a lot of white ppl who wanted to seem progressive and were embarrassed to have liked it suddenly remembered all of american history when it was relevant to them and were like "oh ok i can say its bad cuz of my politics and distance myself from it"

Like it’s not like anything in it was revealed to be secretly politically upsetting/incoherent. It was very obviously absolute fiction from the start and to treat it otherwise would've made it so unpalatable that you could only do it if u were doing it with ur eyes and ears closed. stupidddddddddd

[sturniolo04]

chris gets his gf of 2 months pregnant and they’re both rly panicked 😖

A/n:  ofc! I put a slight spin on it! I absolutely love these requests I have coming in, you guys are amazing!! I hope you love it! And remember to leave requests in my inbox! If you don’t like the pre added name in my works you can simply put in your own or don’t read it, it up to you :)-Charli

dividers: @issysh3ll

You and chris should have known to be more careful. You should have seen it coming from a mile away but you guys apparently didnt.

You and chris had only been dating for 2 months, so not that long. You two had been stuck in the honeymoon phase somewhat which meant your guys sex drives were at an all time high.

"fuck chris d-dont stop"

you moan out from underneath him as he steadily thrusts in and out of you.

"wasnt planning on it princess"

chris grunts out shifting his grip to your hips giving him a little leverage.

You thought you guys were being careful and you were. you made sure not only you took your birth control consistent but also made sure he wrapped it up before anything it wasn't until one late night when you guys ended up having lazy sex that you two were as protective.

"holy shit this feels so fucking good"

chris groans out as his tip slowly splits you open. You hum in satisfaction feeling him fill you up completely inch by inch.

You tipped your head back to rest on his shoulder reaching your hand back to thread your fingers through his messy hair as he bottomed out.

The next morning is when you and chris would find out the consequences of your actions the previous evening. You quickly wake up from your sleep stumbling quickly to the bathroom connected to chris' room lifting up the toilet seat puking into it.

"baby"

chris questions alramed by the sudden rapid movement this early in the morning.

"mhm"

you hum out heaing chris' footsteps get closer to where you were in the bathroom.

"whats going on are you throwing up"

chris ask trying to wake up fully as he stand behind you kneeling figure collecting her hair to hold it out of your way.

"mhm"

you mumble out again begin to feel yourself heave again and throw up some more in the toliet.

"oh ew gross babyy"

chris coos out using his free hand to rub your back comfortingly.

"ugh that was so gross"

you shudder out standing up flsuhing the toilet and turning around hugging chris.

"are you sick or something you think its the flu"

chris questions concerned about you.

"i dont know maybe"

you whine out not wanting that to be true.

"chris can you come here for a second"

you yell into the other room since you were in the bathroom. It like the middle of the month and you realized you had yet to get your period for this month which raised as red flag so out of curiosity you took a test and well it turned out postive.

"whats up sweetheart"

chris questions you coming into the bathroom.

"i havent gotten my period"

you trail off biting your finger nail nervously.

"okayy"

chris drags out unsure of where this was going.

"so i took a test because what if I was you know and well"

you trails off as you hold up the positive test.

"babyyy no no no what did we do"

chris stressed out staring at the two intersecting lines on the test.

"we fucked up i dont know what to do"

you huff out trying not to cry.

"hey come here its okay"

chris sighs out bringing you into a hug noticing you stressing out.

"im scared we cant have a child we barely can keep up with ourselves"

you ramble out thinking of all the negatives that can come along with this news.

"yeah i know but we'll figure oit out promise"

chris sighs out he knew he had to be the support system for you because this was definitely something you were going to need full support with.

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[amphitriteswife]

I GENUINLY HATE seeing ppl complain about lookism ‘getting bad’ because ppl been sayinh this stuff since i can remember😭 first it was cheonlang arc, then it was hunt for gun, then it was shiro oni and now it’s busan. Like can we PLEASE just at least be grateful for PTJ to even work on his manhwa’s.

Yes ik ik, PTJ can do better ofcourse. Especially when it comes to his lack of female characters or how they are used which i will make a separate post about.

But personally it just gives off the vibe that most of the fans (usually men) dont like shit and only care about power scaling or complain that ptj is lazy. Like the dude has more than 10+ other manhwa’s he works on no shit he reuses panels. It’s not even THAT big of a deal anyway? 😭

Like personally i LOVED shiro oni arc cause gun has been my fave since 2023. I didn’t have anything to complain about tbh, maybe we could’ve seen more about somi but that wasn’t necessarily relevant. You don see me hating on ptj saying he cant write, doesn’t know his characters and should stop his manga that was one of the biggest passionate and ambitious project in his life?

[basyacriptid]

good news i survived till 20

bad news must go update my passport

[britneyshakespeare]

you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work

me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:

[kaiserouo]

One thing i never thought i would ask before i imagine myself being an operator / drifter

Where are the bathrooms?

[artificer-real]

ive started to really despise self help posts because all they do for me is illustrate just how apparently fucked i am compared to most other people

[angellurgy2]

bbbaaaaawrffff

[jrueships]

ill be having such a good time then Boom, someone says something

[taniushka12]

"Missed connection (?) (aw & qb pseudo crossover, alan & tim, jack & paul, alan & barry)"

👁👁 you know I have to ask about it...

Thank you!!! Missed connection (name pending) is a fun one!! (lies)

in that fic I basically take the concept of tim dreaming about his alt universes' lives (canon) and the idea of alan not quite remembering barry (not canon, but you could read barry's absence in aw2 as alan deliberately forgetting abt him so he's far, FAR away from The Story), and have Tim recalling his (jack's) friendship with paul before time broke down while Alan being like man that sounds great :) why does this hurt though?

(...) Apparently he did that a lot, protecting me, getting me out of trouble…" A smile tugged Alan's lips with the scene, misplaced nostalgia apparently being a contagious thing. "Uh huh." He encouraged him. "This time, we…" Tim closed his eyes for a moment, trying to recall the scene. The memory that wasn't his. "We were on a road trip, or something, and God knows what I was doing, but I ended up getting arrested." Alan snorted. "Is this Sheriff Breaker's dark and troubled backstory?" "Hah! I wish. Thing is, he bailed me out, right? But not before I managed to steal this... stupid wooden ram statue from the police station." "Seriously?" "Yeah!" Tim's eyes squinted while a laugh bubbled from his lips, as if he really was telling him about his actual life, and not visions of another reality. "The bastard actually kept the statue, you know? He never let that one go, I-" His laughter stumbled a bit, but his smile didn't waver. "In the vision, no matter where he went he always brought that statue with him. A reminder. Probably to make fun of me or something." Alan's face hurt from grinning. His body wasn't used to this kind of joy anymore. His throat hurt, too, like heartburn (...)

BUT THATS NOT ALL because after stealthily pointing out the obvious parallels between pre-time break paul's and barry's relationship w/ jack and alan it asks the question what if we went further with the parallelisms? tim talking about post-time break paul without the context, just knowing that suddenly he hated his guts for some reason, and alan later (but juxtaposed in the narration) having echoes to Some Guy falling down Some Rabbit Hole, and feeling dread

it asks the question what if you met your best friend but he's a decade older and he's involved in some shady business? THATS RIGHT I lured people with tim and alan and quantumbreak only to reveal the secret topic of this fic being my Blessed Barry au 🔥🙌🔥

[ask me about my WIPS]

[twistedchristianscience]

stands up. trigun / the locked tomb au. wolfwood being vash's cavalier. the ninth house genocide instead of july with vash being harrow. I know theyre not similar in personality at all thats not the point dont worry about it. knives (already a lyctor) forcing vash to also become a lyctor like the angel arm shit. I dunno who they'd eat it's maybe not that important in knives' case I don't think he'd give a shit but vash eating wolfwood-- [GUNSHOT]

[phagodyke]

wanted to go to the gym social tn but as I was getting my stuff together to go out, a friend said smth that rly pissed me off and now I'm too fucking angry to go out. fucks sake man

[lokh]

ahh when i did some long ass test for personality disorders and the psychologist was like 'you don't get results like this unless u were emotionally neglected. were u emotionally neglected' and I was like Shrug. apparently so

[dogaquarium]

Going to be honest it is really telling that you all are always preaching "celebrities can't be your friends" and "don't idolize celebrities" until it's someone you like. E.g. the whole david lynch situation. Nearly my whole dash has been people glorifying him its unbelievably obnoxious

[f1owermoon]

sorry i just. need to rant for a second