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"arising from her grave below... here comes the internet ghost!"
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#DREW MY ALTERS FREAKY OC AGAIN. im going to kill her#konoyo#ghostie#← thats her online persona#original character#oc artwork#oc#oc art#callies art#i dont even know what to tag this as uhhhhh
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sorry guys. i dont know what came over me. here's lint in whatever the fuck this outfit is man. he singing
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heeyyy yaaalllll
so i was thinking to myself, i love punkflower. i really do.
what if there was a hobie in miles' universe and he didnt have to do the whole long distance relationship across dimensions thing, though? just keep his lil secret crush on spiderpunk a secret and keep it pushing, only to literally bump into his own hobie brown in 1610 one day?
wouldnt that be cool, guys?
wouldnt it? :)
wouldnt :) it :) be :) so :) cool? :) and so cute too?
:)
update: >part 2 here<
Miles was late.
It was his first day back, the very beginning of his junior year at Visions Academy and he was late. God damn.
His parents were really gonna kill him this time, no doubt about it. There weren't even any good Spiderman excuses he could use to weasel his way out of getting into trouble this time! He'd just have to cross his fingers and pray that his chemistry teacher for this year wasn't a total hardass like last year's English teacher.
Maybe he could make up some dumb excuse this time, try to wriggle his way into the professor's good graces with some blatant lie. Anyways, whose dumb idea was it to put him in a class so damn far from the entrance doors so early in the mor--
BRRRRRRING!
Miles tore around a corner just as the final bell rang throughout the mostly-empty hallways, inciting panic in his chest and making him nearly launch himself down another hallway just to get to his class.
In his haste, he nearly knocked over a very tall and very... familiar looking person that happened to be in Miles' trajectory. Luckily, bodies didn't end up colliding but the shock of having a person fly so quickly into their line of sight shocked the both of them into skidding to a sudden stop.
The tall person ended up dropping a textbook and what seemed like an enormous packet of papers, because sheets scattered absolutely everywhere, almost like snow.
Ugh. Of course.
They both stared down at the mess in the middle of the hallway floor for a beat.
Then, Miles exhaled a laugh, shaking his head.
"Aw man, I-I'm sorry! I just uh... here, lemme just--"
They both bent down to quickly scoop up the papers as Miles stuttered and spoke a hundred miles a minute, trying to apologize for the heart-stopping scare he caused. Just as Miles shuffled the papers together in his hands, he finally looked up at the unlucky student he almost football-tackled first thing in the morning... and nearly dropped the papers onto the floor again.
Kneeled right in front of him with papers and a textbook tucked under a skinny arm, long fingers nervously plucking up what was left of the rest of the packet, was none other than... Hobie Brown.
Oh. God.
This Hobie didn't seem to be Miles' Hobie, though.
(Miles' temperature rose a bit as he quickly thought: wait, my Hobie? That's not right, either.)
Instead of large freeform locs that tapered off like wicks, he was sporting long uniform locs that were piled up high in a loose ponytail on his head, most likely due to the school policy that stated boys needed to have hair above the nape of their neck. Miles kinda wondered about that policy, if he ever decided to grow out his hair; would pulling his hair up be enough? Or would they police his hair length and force him to cut it all off?
Well, turns out the answer was literally right in front of him. Another shock to the system right after the first one.
That was Miles' excuse, really. It was just so dang early in the morning and he really really wasn't thinking when he opened his mouth and basically shouted "Hobie?!"
It honest to god sounded like it echoed in the hallway.
He slapped a hand over his mouth, immediately chastising himself for the stupid mistake he made, mentally kicking himself. Stupid, stupid, stupid!! He wasn't supposed to know this guy obviously, they hadn't even met in their dimension yet!
Hobie, for his part, didn't seem perturbed by this at all though. He took the papers from Miles' hands and straightened himself back up to his full height, offering a hand so that Miles could stand up too.
He shrugged shyly and hid behind a couple locs that happened to fall back into his face, holding the books and papers closer to his chest.
"Uhmmn yeah, sorry. I-I'm runnin' late to my first class so I can't really give any autographs right now. Maybe later... if we see each other, ok?"
Miles blinked owlishly. Did he just say... autographs?
And wait a minute... was this Hobie... American?
Miles' poor little sleep-deprived mind was being blown again and again. He really didn't know if he was ever going to recover from this.
Hobie started to back up and walk away so Miles held his hands up to stop him. "Wait wait wait, autographs? I'm not uh-- sorry, this is weird," he laughed, rubbing his neck. "Nah, man. That's cool. I don't really want any autographs. Are you uh-- are you famous, actually?"
It was this Hobie's turn to blink owlishly now, hesitating a bit. A non-pierced eyebrow was raised as he said, "I... I kinda am...?"
He turned and pointed out the giant window of the hallway that they happened to be standing by, and Miles craned his neck to peer outside.
It smacked him right in the face once his eyes landed on it: a giant billboard fixed atop a neighboring building that depicted Hobie Brown in a luxurious-looking perfume ad. He sported the same locs as he did in real life, wearing shiny-looking makeup and giving the viewer the fiercest, smokiest look Miles has ever seen from a model in a hot minute. He was clutching deep purple satin, wrapped in it, basking in it. A single perfume bottle with a deep purple bow on the neck was photoshopped next to him, matching the overall vibe of the ad.
Miles was rooted to the spot, absolutely gobsmacked. How in the world did he miss that?!
Distantly, a small echo of a conversation he had in what seemed like a lifetime ago floated up from a memory. "I was briefly a runway model" pulsed in his neural pathways for a quick second.
Slowly, the gears started turning in his head. Slowly, he turned back to his dimension's Hobie Brown, who was giving him a strange sort of look.
Miles awkwardly tried to gather himself up, waving his hands around as he struggled for a non-weird explanation to his very weird behavior.
"I-I mean-- ahahaha! Yeah I mean, obviously you're famous! I was just y'know-- playin' with you. Pulling your leg and all that, I guess... heh."
The strange dubious look on Hobie's face didn't budge. "...Right."
Miles coughed conspicuously, trying to change the subject. "But uh yeah, haven't seen you around this school much then! Are you... you in a different grade than me or...?"
The corner of Hobie's mouth twitched suddenly, and for a split second Miles wondered if he said something wrong.
But then Hobie chuckled a bit. "No, I don't think so? This is my first day here. Like... ever. So I'm not really surprised you haven't seen me before. I just transferred over."
Miles practically sighed in relief and nodded, hands in his pockets. "Right! Right, very cool. Welcome to Visions then, I guess. Uh... I'm Miles! Miles Morales. Nice to meet ya!"
He goofily stuck a hand out, which Hobie actually accepted. They shook hands for a second, and then Miles was suddenly taken aback by how cold his hand was against his own skin. It was a definite contrast to the warm and lanky body he remembered practically draped across his own, back in Mumbattan.
He forced those particular memories away for now.
This Hobie was smiling down at him, sad eyes set inside a seemingly genuine expression of fondness. "Cool. I'm Hobie. But, uh, it seems like you already knew that, so."
"Aha, yeah yeah! It just-- honestly it's just the shock of, uh, running into a major celeb in the middle of my school that really got to me, I think. Sorry. I probably look like a total weirdo right now!"
Hobie shook his head, and Miles took the opportunity to really study this guy now that the shock was over and the vibe was more chill. This Hobie was just as long and lanky as the punk anarchist Miles was already well acquainted with, but he held himself completely differently. Where Spider-Hobie was all confident strut and careless swagger, this Hobie seemed to be all reserved grace and... sadness? He definitely reminded Miles of a willow tree drooping down into a lake, beautiful but tragic at the same time.
Okay Miles, get it together, he thought, stop thinking this guy is beautiful. I mean, he is beautiful yeah... but c'mon man, focus!
Hobie's non-pierced lips were moving now, finishing a sentence that Miles most definitely did not catch.
Then, Hobie looked at him expectantly.
Oh shit. He just asked a question didn't he? Fuck.
"Uh, sorry... one more time?" Miles grinned as wide as he could, apologetic. Nice going, Morales, the humorless voice in his head chimed in. Definitely not convincing this guy you're an alien from outer space or anything!
Hobie huffed a laugh and cleared his throat. "Sorry, my fault. Sometimes I mumble and... yeah. Mom says I need to work on that," he sighed, then continued, "I was just wondering if you knew where room 301 was?"
Miles nearly jumped with the force of the realization that just hit him.
"301? Mr. Moriarty's class?"
"Y-yeah, that's the one," Hobie smiled, twirling a loc on one finger and tugging it a bit. Then he tucked it back behind his ear. "I'm actually so lost it's not even funny, I'm godawful at directions and like, navigating. I've been looking for it for like 20 minutes now--"
"That's where my first class is too! AP chem!"
Hobie seemed to brighten up a bit at that, straightening his posture up from his own self-conscious hunch. "Oh cool! We should probably get going then, if we don't wanna be more late than we already are."
Without thinking, Miles places a hand on Hobie's shoulder and steers them both towards a classroom right at the end of the hallway they were in.
"Of course, right this way! Pretty lucky you ran into me, huh? I can help you find your other classes later on if you want, too."
For the first time since nearly crashing into him, Miles looked up at Hobie and saw genuine happiness in his eyes as they grinned at each other and walked down the hall together.
"...Yeah," Hobie said, nodding slowly. "Yeah that'd be pretty cool. Thanks!"

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Their chemistry teacher ended up not being a total hardass after all! Especially when Miles rolled up with none other than Famous Model Hobie in tow, immediately causing a ripple of whispers amongst the students sat at their desks.
Mr. Moriarty was a short and stumpy old man with a kind face and a severely receding hairline. He took one look at Hobie after squinting at his attendance sheet, accepted Miles' quick explanation that they were late because Hobie's minty fresh enrollment got him all lost in these maze-like hallways, and excused their tardiness with a wave of a hand.
"It's the first day and you were very kind to help a new student out, Mr. Morales. You're both excused for today, but try not to make a habit of it, alright?"
Miles bobbed his head as he picked his way past rows of desks. "Absolutely, sir. No problem at all. Thanks a bunch!"
Hobie stuck close to him, and smiled a bit as the only two desks left empty in the whole room happened to be right next to each other, right up in the back of the class. Nice.
They took their seats and exchanged a couple of glances as they pulled out their notebooks, barely listening to their professor's quick introduction and class syllabus. Well, Miles was barely listening, anyways. He was too caught up in the euphoria of running into a dimensional variant of one of his friends, in Visions Academy no less! His mind started to wander a bit. Did a 1610 Gwen exist too? a 1610 Pavitr? Were they also here at Visions? And what was with these random stares he and Hobie were getting from their fellow classmates right now?
Every now and then a student's head would swivel back to glance in their direction, awestruck looks evident on their faces.
How famous was Hobie anyway?
Of course, there was that giant billboard conveniently placed within view of the school's back hallways near a busy intersection, but Miles really started to think. He sneakily pulled out his phone and swiped down to the lowest brightness he could in case the classroom's fluorescent lighting wasn't enough to hide the phone screen's own light.
He kept his face straight forward, eyes flicking to and from his typing that he was trying to conceal behind the student sitting in front of him. He typed Hobie Brown model, Hobie Brown perfume ad, Hobie Brown supermodel, getting absolutely nothing every single time. Well, nothing that looked like the Hobie Brown sitting next to him, who happened to be dutifully scribbling down some notes in his notebook. Miles looked down at his own empty sheet of paper and quickly copied his new friend, whipping out a pencil and hurrying to catch up with the lecture on the whiteboard before the professor moved on.
Groan. What gives? Was Hobie this super accomplished, totally famous supermodel or not? Maybe he wasn't on social media, oddly enough. Maybe he just started an illustrious career and happened to be famous only in Brooklyn right now? No, that didn't make sense. If he was some small-time influencer or whatever, people would not be asking for autographs so often that Hobie would just automatically assume anyone who recognized him wanted one. And the looks on these other kids' faces convinced Miles that... maybe something was missing. Maybe he's just not searching up the right terms?
Agh, if only Spiderman business didn't keep him totally detached from reality sometimes. He really felt like he and the rest of the world were on totally different planets. If he had any friends besides Ganke, he probably would've heard about Hobie by now.
He bit his lip in concentration, trying to multitask between forming theories and keeping up with the lesson in the front of the classroom.
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed a pair of eyes staring straight at him that didn't belong to the other classmates he barely even knew. He glanced over at Hobie, who quickly looked away.
Was that... an embarrassed look on his face just now? Miles scratched at his jaw a bit, more confused than before.
That was weird. Whatever. Anyways...
Before long, class was over and the bell rang. Miles and Hobie both meandered slowly up to the door and hung around the outside, leaning against the wall as they compared schedules before they had to make their way to their next class.
"Dang," Miles lamented, clutching his own schedule and moving to slot it into the cover of his binder. "Looks like we don't share any more classes besides 1st period..."
Hobie stopped his hand and squinted at the sheet again, glancing back at his own. "Uhmm... nah, actually. I think we might have 6th period together? Right after lunch."
"Do we share a lunch period too, actually?" Miles asked excitedly.
Hobie made a small noise of triumph, a smile playing over his lips. "Yeah! 1st, lunch and then 6th. Okay. Better than nothing, right?"
Miles chuckled, shoving his schedule into the plastic and tucking it under his arm. "Definitely. We can eat together at the cafeteria if you want! I'll walk you to your next class though, since it's basically right around the corner."
Hobie shrugged his own backpack back onto his shoulder and shoved his hands into his trouser pockets. His eyes were cast downwards as he grinned at the floor and said, "yeah, if you don't mind... that'd be pretty cool."
This guy sure does like the word cool, Miles thought, and away to Hobie's next class they both went. They both ignored the various whispers and stares in their direction. Miles was already used to it by now.
They walked together amiably, in near lockstep for a little while before Hobie finally spoke up again.
"... So... if you don't mind me asking... why are you so nice to me if you didn't know I was famous, then?"
It was an innocent enough question, but it kinda caught Miles off guard nonetheless.
He laughed nervously. "Uhh ahaha, whaddya mean? I did know you were famous! I just... y'know my brain doesn't work the best real early in the morning. I'm, uh. Sometimes I can be pretty weird, if you haven't noticed by now."
Hobie nodded slowly, digesting this information for a bit. "Yeah, you did recognize me in the first place, I guess. It's just weird, you're like... the first person I met that doesn't look at me like I'm made out of solid gold, though. That's all..."
They exchanged glances again, and Miles' brain was working into overdrive, thinking of an appropriate response.
Before he could open his mouth, they finally reached their destination and Hobie bumped Miles' shoulder with his arm, smiling.
"So, thanks. For, uh... this. All this."
Miles raised a brow at him. "Oh yeah, this is nothing. I just walked you over to your next class, no biggie. My class is right over here anyways, so--"
Hobie laughed and shook his head, the expression lighting up his facial features unlike anything Miles has seen on that face yet.
"No, Miles. Not just this. I mean, like..." Hobie dipped his head, a bashful sort of move. "I mean, like, being nice to me. Like forreal. I really appreciate this."
They looked at each other for a moment, something real warm growing in Miles' chest all of a sudden, something... familiar.
He was just about to casually brush the gratitude off a second time with a dorky quip, before some girl's screechy voice interrupted their private little moment out of nowhere. It honestly startled them both, and the nice warm atmosphere dissipated immediately.
"Oh. My. GOD!! Is that Hobie Jones? Like actually?!"
She giggled and bounded up to them, blatantly ignoring Miles to insert herself between them and crowd into Hobie's space. She coquettishly asked for a selfie with him, promising to tag him on social media. The sudden commotion unfortunately attracted some other students who then took their cue to also bother Hobie for autographs, selfies, throwing compliments left and right.
Miles backed up out of the crowd, eyes still on Hobie as he watched the poor guy metaphorically slip on a mask, the very same that Miles saw when they first met not 2 hours ago. It was a sad, detached sort of look, and Hobie was forced to hunch in on himself to meet his fellow students' heights as they snapped selfie after selfie. His lips formed a smile all the while. His eyes did not.
A pang of sympathy hit Miles as he slowly turned away and made his way down to his own classroom without so much as a goodbye. He shrugged to himself, shaking his head. Yeah, he knew how that felt, just trying to mind your own business and live your life, do what you have to do-- and being stopped by nearly every living being within a 50 ft radius wanting their photo ops and their babies kissed.
Miles smiled to himself as he shouldered his way past other students and sauntered into his class, right on time. The bell rang as he reached his desk, and he pulled out another notebook out of his bag before the realization finally hit him with the force of a truck.
Wait... Hobie JONES?!
Miles quickly glanced around at his surroundings and mentally kicked himself yet again for choosing a seat so close to the teacher's desk, almost right up at the front. Damnit!
But the teacher wasn't in the classroom just yet, most likely making a quick run down to the printer down the hall to make copies of the class syllabus or something.
Okay, Morales. Gotta be quick.
He hastily pulled out his phone yet again, one eye on the door. He quickly typed in Hobie Jones model in his browser's search box, letting out a breath as search results loaded up and gave him exactly what he was looking for this entire time.
Bingo.
Hobie's face popped up in the image search previews, all sorts of cool and striking photoshoots lit up in all kinds of different ways. And the very first link at the top of the page? Hobie's own Flickstagram.
With a shaky hand, Miles tapped the link and impatiently waited for it to load, for his phone to get with the program and just open the damn app already. He kept glancing every so often at the door yet again, praying that the printer or copier-- or whatever-the-hell that was keeping the professor away from the class-- would keep them away for just a second longer.
He finally cast his gaze back down onto his own Flickstagram app and his heart nearly dropped out of his chest.
At the top, right next to Hobie's own smoldering profile picture was his username: hobiemjones
hobiemjones... hobie m jones. Hobie M. Jones.
M.J.
Miles exhaled again and tucked his phone away in shock just as the classroom door opened yet again and all the students quieted down. This class's teacher made their way over to their desk, piles of papers in hand. They started to pass them out to the students in the front row, introducing themself and then going over the usual attendance policies.
Miles accepted the syllabus sheets with trembling hands, turning to pass them over his shoulder once he got his own, his mind running a hundred miles a minute.
Peter talked nonstop about his wife, whenever he managed to stop talking about his baby, that is. It was always MJ this, MJ that. Flashes of a middle-aged man staring forlornly at a picture of his then-ex wife-- grieving the one who got away-- raced across his mind's eye. His universe's own MJ standing at a podium, strong but deeply hurt as she addressed all of Brooklyn after Spiderman's funeral.
"She wanted kids and I... just wasn't ready," echoed over and over in Miles' mind. Of course, they're together now. But the way Peter talked about his divorce... oh god.
Wait... was Miles ready for kids? Were he and Hobie going to have a messy on-and-off again relationship that ended up with them having to care for a spider-baby just like Mayday?! Maybe even multiple spider-babies?!?!?
Miles loosened his tie a bit, sweating profusely.
The fact that neither Hobie nor Miles were equipped with the parts to make a baby together flew right over his head. No... instead, his mind skipped straight to marriage, messy emotional fights and inevitable breakups. How was he gonna juggle school, work, Spiderman stuff and a relationship all at once?!
Without realizing, Miles started hyperventilating.
No no no no no, cool it Miles. COOL IT. Don't be weird. Miles mentally slapped himself and tried to even out his breathing as he leaned back in his seat and wiped some sweat off his brow.
He just proved to Miguel O' Hara and the entire multiverse this past spring that he can do his own thing, canon events be damned. Miles Morales was no victim to fate. Maybe all of the other spider-people had their own MJs. But maybe in this universe, MJ and Spiderman were... just friends. Good friends! ...Yeah, yeah, just friends...
The idea floated around in Miles' head throughout the entire rest of the class, but it didn't really make the tightness in his chest loosen up any at all.
Once the bell rang again and everyone started packing their things up, Miles dawdled a bit by the door, fumbling with his phone as his classmates filed out of the room. If he was late enough, maybe he'd completely miss Hobie in the hallways and not have to see him at all. Miles double-checked, triple-checked his schedule again and again, mapping out an eventual escape route through the halls in case Hobie's path did intercept Miles'.
God, Miles thought ruefully, checking the hour on his phone for the 15th time in a row and smiling awkwardly at his teacher's questioning glance. You're being so fucking weird about this right now!
The rational part of his brain kicked in and presented a quick slideshow of other calmer, more reasonable explanations as to why he really shouldn't be avoiding his new friend like the plague all of a sudden.
1. Hobie probably doesn't and won't like me, it stated. There is literally no proof that Hobie Jones is even into guys. Or me, Miles Morales.
2. Even if Hobie Jones is into guys-- or me, Miles Morales-- that does not mean the endgame is automatically marriage. No sir, no proof of that at all!
3. Canon events were officially disproven. Kinda. Mostly. Sort of?
C'mon, bro. Just man up and get out there. You're gonna be late for the next class soon anyways.
Right. He inhaled deeply and steeled himself.
"Okay well, uh. Have a nice day Mx. Gonzalez! See ya... tomorrow." Miles cringed inwardly at how lame that sounded, but his teacher didn't seem to notice as they bid him a nice day as well.
With his heart in his stomach, Miles slowly made his way into the hallway and started walking at a brisk pace, keeping his eyeline straight in front of him, trying to reach his next class on the floor below quickly but manageably. It was when he reached the stairs that his heart sank even lower.
Hobie was standing right next to the stairwell, glaring at the school map placed on the wall off to the left, fingertips on his chin as he mumbled to himself. He was glancing up and down between the map and his schedule in his hand, clearly befuddled.
Damn, he really is bad at navigating, Miles mused, once he recovered.
But as luck would have it, tragedy struck right then. Miles being pretty much the only other kid in the hallway attracted Hobie's attention, and even though Miles' feet kept him moving, he almost tripped on air once Hobie perked up upon seeing him.
"Miles!" Hobie grinned and waved him over, clearly happy to see him.
Oh noooo. Miles was not as happy to see him.
Without thinking, he launched himself down the flight of stairs, hopping over the railing and landing loudly on the 1st floor. Once steady, he basically sprinted over to his 3rd period class, completely missing the way Hobie's sunny grin slowly disappeared and his hand lowered back down to his side.
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Lunchtime came and went. Miles ate his packed lunch at his usual perch on top of the school building, where he always hid while trying to avoid the rest of the student body. He managed to pick a good spot away from prying eyes, and it never failed him.
Hobie ate alone, at a table tucked into the corner of the cafeteria despite being invited to several other tables. He sat and chewed sadly, locs back in front of his eyes, posture hunched over and defeated.
6th period came and went. Miles purposefully kept his gaze averted as Hobie walked in 5 minutes late. They sat at opposite ends of the room, never acknowledging each other's existence.
The school day ended and Miles made his way back to the dorms, sighing with relief once he glanced out the window and saw giant rainclouds rolling in over the horizon. Man, was he glad he got to bunk up on campus with his best friend! He greeted Ganke, kicked off his shoes and climbed up onto his bunkbed, laying back with a sigh. Maybe tomorrow he'd confront Hobie about his erratic behavior and apologize. Maybe.
But that was a problem for future Miles...
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Outside, the rain started falling fast and hard.
Outside, Hobie M. Jones waited miserably by the curb with an umbrella in hand, getting drenched by the water nonetheless. He checked his phone for the 15th time and sniffled angrily, pocketing it and gripping onto his umbrella handle.
Late. Again.
His mother was late to pick him up, as usual.
He swiped at a tear rolling down his cheek and finally loosened his ponytail, letting his locs fall all around his face.
Once she arrived, his mother was going to inevitably ask him how his day was, look only slightly concerned about his angry tears and ask if he made any new friends anyways, despite knowing the answer.
No, mom, Hobie would say as he kept his eyes glued to the car window.
No. I didn't make any friends.

#spiderverse#clown horn#miles morales#hobie brown#heeyyyyyyy... im back. again :) with some angst this tiiimmee ahaha#hope yall dont hate me for this lil meet-cute turning out the way it did 😅#it just.... turned into angst i guess#we all know peter parker and mj are always a tragedy before a theyre a romance yanno what i mean?#soooo yup. miles is no different tbqh#do they end up together tho? WHO KNOWS!!!#maybe they do get together and have their lil spider babies in the end! LOL#also yeah i know mj already exists in 1610#but lets uhhhhh pretend that EVERY spiderman has an mj. just like they have a gwen! ahaha#or maybe............ hobie jones isnt even an mj after all!! *foreboding music*#YOU decide!#anyways yeah... hope yall liked this one too LMFAO#i'm really in my fic writing era now jfc#who knows what i'll show up with next time?!?! :)#thx 4 reading as always ♡#punkflower#← i hesitate to tag this bc its technically not PUNKflower yanno what i mean#buttttt well. adding it in there anyways. hope yall dont mind
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You know logically I know the Yakuza Kiwami pier scene was just a really awkward retcon rgg shoved into the story to accommodate for the majima everywhere system and the literal One (1) model change that Majima had in the entire original game, but after playing later games and seeing how their relationship plays out . Hm. Something something foreshadowing
#yakuza#kazumaji#uhhhhh whoops spoilers for y3 and 5 in tags just. augh#okay okay dont get me wrong here though#would kiryu just not give a fuck if majima got critically injured or died? Fuck No *gestures at kiryu's reaction to Majima's y5 “death”*#does kiryu recognize majima's insane amounts of strength and capability? yes#does that cause him to feel way too comfortable leaving majima behind with heavy burdens (ie taking care of daigo/the tojo)? yes#no if majima got shot in front of him kiryu would not walk away in a typical not-messy-retcon story scenario#but i think in hindsight its a bit funny that majima is bending over backwards and putting himself at risk to help kiryu#and kiryu just. Trusts he'll be fine and leaves. because that's Kind Of just what happens in like y3#also sidenote but im slowly getting saltier about the lack of kazumaji reunion in y5#im sad we didn't get to see kiryu see proof that majima was alive with his own two eyes#and im sad that majima let himself get the shit beat outta him because “[haruka] means more to kiryu-chan than life itself ”#and kiryu probably doesnt even Know he did that#listen ive said that the kiryu-majima-death-announcement-reaction was enough to scratch my brain for y5#but uh i lied. please. Please rgg have some mercy on me let them have another crushingly meaningful scene together im begging#sorry i should get addicted to shutting the fuck up#just. augh. they're so ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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ahh i dont want to go to school today。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
#hatchetfeild roleplay#richie lipschitz roleplay#bro i couldnt think of what to post#its kinda sad#like actually#i dont know why im communicating in tags#maybe thats strange#but who cares#i dont like getting out of character#like not even in tags#but we know like nothing about richie#so its hard to tag like him#frankenruth when‼️‼️#oh yeah#uhhhhh headcanons i guess?#i think richie has like#a cat thats a few centuries old#and he doesnt know how its even still alive#oh and i feel like he would only have one miku figure#and his online friends would make fun of him for it#also is it just me or is shipping max and richie kind of strange#like i understand if its an au where richie isnt bullied#but it reminds me of bakudeku in a way#is that weird?#maybe.#anyway#owner signing off now
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Based off a real thing that happened to me at work yesterday when chatting with a coworker when gushing about a celeb I like





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#is this loserrizz#because this guy.#Siiigghhhhh let me tell you this guy#ignore all the eraser marks im super indecisive when drawing lol#we were working in freezers btw#but this guy. this kid.#he is the DEFINITION of a good ol' boy#almost drives me nuts#also dw i wasnt uncomfortable or upset or anything i was just flabbergasted#genuinely could not tell if he was flirting or not#and he is stupid too! hes not joking!#i say that kindly#because when i asked what he did for fun (cuz he said he never watches TV)#he said he. 'digs holes'#the other day he even explained to me the process when he digs holes#takes 2 to 3 hours#chat im cooked#i listened very intently it was so interesting#anyway real tags uhhhhh idk#my art#art#traditional art#comic#work comic#stupid little thing#man i dont even know
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Yknow, the fact that Matsushige looks like a knock-off Sohei Dojima probably really didn’t help matters did it
#smol speaks#akira nishikiyama#yes he's getting tagged because I Am Once Again Thinking About Him#specifically I'm trying to write a dumb lil fic and I'm rewatching his downfall to remind myself what his fuckin office looks like#it's here i must be honest: i made a 'smash or pass' style tierlist when i was only like halfway through playing 0#so i Did Not Recognise Dojima On The List. i honest to god thought it was Matsushige at first glance#i was like 'ah fuck guess he's in 0 too at some point?' and because the tier list had EVERY Yakuza character they were all very small#but also it's just a sea of faces most of which I Don't Recognise. so i think Dojima isn't even on that list gvbhnjkmvfgbhnjkm#he's not even on the I Am Going To Beat You To Death tier cause i didnt know who he was!!!! fuck you Dojima!!!#THAT'S your impact on me i couldnt even RECOGNISE you!!!! fucker!!!! but yeah that is my confession#i should redo that tier list when i play more of these games but i dont think many will end up on the 'would' tiers. theyre all just kinda#...eh. yknow? anyway yeah uhhhhh hey Matsushige what do you mean 'the boss knows what kind of earner [you] are'?#you mean a bitch? a big bastard who throws his weight around and doesnt respect his superiors? and he gave you to Nishiki?#he knew you were like this and gave you to Nishiki? am i hearing that right? is that correct?#god i fucking hate Kazama. Nishiki shoulda shot him twice.
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where do yall even come from my activity been going wild mad-
anywaiy uhhhhh ya thenks uo four liking mah aurt evaen i dun’t pokst munch antd nerfitsvous 2 sheraing da wordld mah aurt butt ya tat it
haveagreatday-
#anyway uhhhhh ya thanks you for liking my art even i don’t post much and nervous to share the world my art but ya that it#funni that my pfp is literally drawing of my roblox avatar#I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TAGS HERE AAAAA!!!!
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feather , part 14
“ i feel so much lighter, like a feather ”
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yourusername so i went to the mall w eddy and mackie and NO ONE TOLD ME THERES TARGET IN MALLS NOW???
tagged: mackie.samo
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username87 sweetie there’s always been targets in malls
→ yourusername SINCE WHEN TF
_alexturcotte yooo did you buy the teddy bear??
→ yourusername no ethan said there would be no room for it in the car when we drive home 😔
→ _alexturcotte ah damn i was gonna steal it from you
username35 omg they went into one of the expensive clothes stores
username28 if they wore that and tried to break into my house honestly i’d let them
→ username7 FRRRR
edwards.73 you were skipping through the aisles as soon as we walked into target
→ mackie.samo fr we had to pretend like we didn’t know you
→ yourusername i hate you both
jamie.drysdale you know i can see your credit card history right
→ yourusername UHHHHH MOM SAID NO ONE COULD SEE IT BUT ME
→ jamie.drysdale she lied to you
→ trevorzegras whats she been buying 👀
→ jamie.drysdale a 50 pack of takis, 4 squishmallows and way too many kids toys
→ yourusername I BOUGHT ONE CONTAINER OF SLIME. ONE. jamie.drysdale
lhughes_06 should’ve brought me, i would’ve paid for u
→ yourusername oh it’s okay i’d feel bad 😭
→ colecaufield you are insanely dense lil drizzy
username94 it’s so endearing how they’re having so much fun together
jackhughes maybe i should’ve gone with you
→ yourusername no i would’ve had 10x less fun if you came with
→ jackhughes ok buddy 😐😐
bookerburke_ i’ll take you to every mall with a target in it as soon as you get back
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yourusername i’m never playing val with these idiots ever again oh my god like THE LACK OF ASSISTS WAS UNBELIEVABLE
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markestapa the only reason u could even play valorant was bc i let u use my pc so be quiet
→ yourusername yeah and i got you to gold 3
→ markestapa I WAS AT PLAT 2
→ yourusername YOU MADE ME PLAY ON UR UNRANKED ACCOUNT DUMMY
→ markestapa oh um well IT’S NOT RADIANT SOOOO
rutgermcgroarty such a gamer girl
→ yourusername never say that again i’m begging you
username80 i don’t understand anything but yessss!!
→ username47 fr at this point im jus faking it all
dylanduke25 okay well the rest of us were playing on our laptops
→ yourusername marks pc was laggier than ur laptops 🙄🙄
→ markestapa MY LAG WAS SKYROCKETING
trevorzegras play val with me rn i dare you
→ yourusername okay mr “i dropped from gold to bronze”
→ trevorzegras hey don’t expose me like that 😕
username37 what is this gold, bronze, plat speak i don’t get it
_quinnhughes oh so thats what all that yelling was
→ jackhughes i heard her from down the street
→ _quinnhughes “MOVE MOVE MOVE YOU DUMBASSES”
→ yourusername 🙍♂️🙍♂️🔫🙃
bookerburke_ i’ve never played this game before, only cod and overwatch so i dont get the lingo 😭
→ yourusername oh it’s okay i’ll explain it to you 🤗🤗
→ username82 the “lingo” 😭😭
edwards.73 i didn’t do THAT bad
→ mackie.samo liar i was looking at your screen the whole time
→ lhughes_06 dude you were dead weight
→ yourusername my kda was 5/0/0 and urs was 0/5/0 we are NOT the same ❌
next chapter notes ) i actually have a grudge against all val players and they all frustrate me to no end (I NEVER GET FUCKING ASSISTS) anywayyy i hope u enjoyed this and im getting back on the grind i promise 🤍🤍
tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s
#luke hughes x reader#luke hughes x y/n#luke hughes fic#luke hughes fanfic#luke hughes#quinn hughes#jack hughes#alex turcotte#cole caufield#trevor zegras#jamie drysdale#mackie samoskevich#mark estapa#dylan duke#ethan edwards#luca fantilli#adam fantilli#rutger mcgroarty
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CUP CHAMPS BABBBBBYYYY- M.T






@tori.tot : as you can see all 6 of the fans I was with tonight (4 of which were tkachuks) are very proud of my baby and his team!! (matthew never needed his mouth guard to kiss me) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
tagged : @taryntkachuk @chantel_tkachuk @bradytkachuk @Matthew_tkachuk @flapanthers
location : sunrise baby
matthew_tkachuk : thank you baby!!!!! I couldn't have done it with out your constant love and support!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
bradytkachuk : why do you look like youre going to a sens game instead of a panthers game ? 😡
↪ tori.tot : idk why did you dress for a casual walk around the neighborhood? dont even try me Braden 🖕🏻
taryntkachuk : you are the cutest omg!!!! 💖🫦
flapanthers : STANLEY CUP CHAMPS 2024!!!!
daynamastro : we need to plan a celebration!!!
gustavforsling : is he licking the glass???🙀
↪ tori.tot : uhhhhh good question , I try not to pay attention to those lil matty quirks ...🤓
chantel_tkachuk : My love!! Thank you for joining us to cheer on Matty! Can't wait for you guys to come home for off season to celebrate!🥰🥰🥰🥰
ryanlomberg : MATTHEW BOY LETS GOOOOOOOOO 😋😋😋😋
↪ matthew_tkachuk : lombyyyyyy baby we fuckin did that!
lundell_anton : can you believe it!!! FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY BABYYYY😜😜😜😜😜😜
carterverhaeghe : 2-1 = best championship final score🐀🐀🐀💅💅💅
sbennet_93 : GOOOOOOO CATS 😻😻😻😻😻😻GOOOOOOOOO
barkovsasha : Happy Cappy!! Lil man was so tired but cant wait to celebrate for real with you guys!🫶🏻🫡
evanr17 : 2024 FINAL CUP CHAMPS YALLLLLL
emiliekulikova : You LOOKED STUNNING MOMMM BEAR!!!😘😘😘
samsonreinhart : all 6 of ya were loud as heck! Thanks for coming and cheering us on !
vt9191 : blessed
marissalomberg : FANTASTIC NIGHT WITH FANTASTIC PEOPLE!!! cant wait to do it all over again next season!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
slorentz16 : oop we did that nbd
nickcousins27 : lets go lets go lets go lets goooooooooooooooooooooo
alligadjovich : omg, giving birth and then hauling ass to see this with 2 newborns was so worth it! thank you for your help btw 🥳😘🥰😍
↪ tori.tot : AHHHHHHHH the twins are adorable my love!! Cant wait to spend more time with you!
mackie.samo : sad I couldn't be there for this boys!
ryiann : SO SO SO SO SO PROUD OF THE BOYS!!! Come over asap to celebrate please!!!!!!!!!!!☺️☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰🥰
nikomikk : really thought if anyone would drop the cup it would be Chucky lmaoooo
tarasenko.yana : 🫸🏻SERVED🫷🏻 US A LOOK BABYYY
montour : our fans are truly the best, then there's u
↪ tori.tot : refrain from ever speaking me or my fiancé again thanks pookie
ninaacousins : OMG OMG OMG OMG did you see the pics of you and Matthew with the cup!!!!! So cute
↪ tori.tot : no?? who do I contact to retrieve these
↪ ninaacousins : Ill have nick send them to matty!
↪ tori.tot : you know if those get sent to Matthew Ill never see them! just send them to me when you can !
eetuluostarinen : gang gang
aaronekblad5 : what a freaking night. cant wait for round 2
tiiiatuomola : ignore my husband, I think hes in shock and can only use small words at the moment
danielaforsling : STUNNNNNNNNNNNING
kevinstenlund : thanks for falling on the ice .. that was funny af
bcoles25 : miss ya and matty! congrats to you both!!!!
jessjewell : dinner was amazing! lets do it again soon!!
emmasulonen : MY STUNNING BEST FRIENDDDDD
*PLEASE READ XOXOXOXOXOX (I know its long but its important)*
A.N :
HIIIIII, FIRST OFF LSFG CONGRATS TO MY BABIES FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION AND WIN!!!!
I couldn't find anything on Barkov's significant other even tho I know hes got a kid.... if anyone has tea on that share please and thanks.
Find here a list of who tf is who :)
(for lack of better words these are whose spouse/gf is whose)
jessjewell = Sam Reinhart (my other set of parents)
danielaforsling = Gustav Forsling
ninacousins = Nick Cousins
tarasenko.yana = Vladamir Tarasenko
alligadjovich = Jonah Gadjovich
ryiann = Brandon Montour (MY PARENTS FR FR)
marissalomberg = Ryan Lomberg
emiliekulikova = Dimitri Kulikov
daynamastro = Aaron Ekblad
tiiatuomola = Eetu Luostarinen
emmasulonen = Niko Mikkola
tagged : @skylershines @noahkahansorangejuice @quinnylouhughesx43
#matthew tkachuk#hockey#nhl#nhl players#nhl imagine#instagram edit#brady tkachuk#taryn tkachuk#florida panthers#gustav forsling#ryan lomberg#anton lundell#carter verhaeghe#sam bennett#aleksander barkov#sasha barkov#evan rodrigues#sam reinhart#vladimir tarasenko#steven lorentz#nick cousins#niko mikkola#brandon montour#aaron ekblad#blake coleman#stanley cup champions
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ok, so i just saw an anti-dni post talking about how having a dni list in bio is purposeless and annoying since it is like a 'holding a sign saying "do not kick me." ' now, i find that perspective objectionable (since obtaining a block list might be what is desired anyways and not all dni reasons have to be extremely polarizing, e.g., i dont think a minors dni will suddenly make a billion minors annoyed, making them interact w/ you immediatly) and i have a slight feeling that you disagree with that point of view too because uhhhhh.
so what i wanted to know was whether you share the same reasons to oppose that perspective, and, if not, then, what are they?
I have been getting really annoyed with the backlash to dnis... I think it's goofy when some person has a dni with a million things, but it feels reactionary to me to say "it makes no sense for you to put your boundaries and expect people to follow them." There's especially this vibe with people who post more extreme content getting mad at dnis. I think that's weird. Partially, people seem to take them as like... a sign of moral superiority or hatred... rather than just a little bit of clarity on boundaries. These people talk about "curating your online space" but have to make these posts ranting about people who do it in a way they dislike. I especially think it's dumb to say, "Just block me, why do I have to not interact with you?" because... I mean, you can't block someone you don't know exists. It's meant to be a preemptive expression of boundaries, so the other party has the chance to block you and / or just not interact.
I know that, in practice, some people have really silly, long dnis that are linked on some weird carrd that takes forever to read. I don't think it's fair to strawman the concept of expressing some of your boundaries online in a digestible format as being stupid because of that, though. Especially when a lot of the people with silly dnis are teenagers just trying to figure their life out. They'll grow out of it. It's fine.
I also think it's weird and victim blame-y to say people will naturally be harassed if they give any kind of indication of their boundaries. I sometimes get mean anons, but for the most part, my experience online is way better because I am upfront about things. I don't get too personal or say things I'm uncomfortable sharing, but I make my boundaries clear. Even when I was a teenager and getting harassed by redditors, I never had stuff I asked to be trigger tagged used against me like people fearmonger about. (I'm sure it can happen, but I think that for most people, it just results in their social circle tagging stuff for them.) Even if that did happen, I think it would cruel to say that it was my fault for daring to express a boundary. If you kick the guy who says "do not kick me", you're still being bully and a contrarian asshole. Even if I didn't express a boundary, people like that would likely harass me. If I don't express a boundary for the sake of avoiding harassment, I get in exchange an audience that will constantly be shocked and fight with me about my beliefs when they show. Then, that creates either an unpredictable level of harassment or the feeling of being harassed because I'm constantly in discourse with my followers. At best I feel miserable and hate interacting with my followers.
I think this partially comes from people who are afraid to express their boundaries for fear of backlash (ie they want to make extreme content but fear saying so will make their followers mad), but honestly I think being straight forward makes your audience more curated. The people I see who post extreme content and are clear about it seem to have an easier time than people who build an audience of a bunch of unsuspecting people and then slowly introduce untagged incest kink or something. Not saying it's a guaranteed anti-harassment tool, but I don't understand the impulse to warn for nothing and have no clear boundaries with your audience, then get mad you curated the audience you curated. I hope it doesn't come across as me victim-blaming in the opposite direction, I don't think anyone deserves harassment regardless of if I disagree with what they post online. I kind of just mean to illustrate a counter example to the idea of the dni-haver making themself a target or inherently Being A Harasser.
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🍃w e e k l y t a g w e d n e s d a y🍃
thank you to @energievie for writing the game this week and thanks for tagging me!! also thanks for tagging me for this and also for the pinterest game which im putting down below @lingy910y @gallapiech @suzy-queued @creepkinginc @thepupperino @blue-disco-lights @crossmydna @jrooc @heymacy @wehangout @mybrainismelted @xninetiestrendx @heymrspatel XOXOXO all of you 💖💖💖
Name: deanna
Age: noel-aged
Location: ooohiooo
And now...
What is your DJ name? i dunno, when i worked in college radio it was something about a fish... okay wait yes, lets go with DJ Fishy 🙃
If you were a genre of music, what would it be? whatever chappell roan's the rise and fall of a midwest princess is
What would you title your biography? Wellp
What are the first three things you'd do if you were invisible? i like this idea of sneaking onto expensive modes of transportation. i would do that assuming i had no where else to be and no responsibilities to see to 😆 and i would also rob rich people... and maybe i would go for walks int he middle of the night by myself and feel safe lol
What subject do you wish was taught in every school? all the important money and personal finance basics that they used to teach but then stopped because it made it easier to prey on adults who didnt know how to manage their credit and debt or do their taxes correctly 😜
When was the last time you tried something for the first time and what was it? uuhhh...the only thing i can think of right now is a lavender flavored matcha drink that was recommended a few months ago? ive gotten it again a few times (including today!) and its very good. im so happy i know what lavender tastes like now 😆
What is the most underrated city you have ever visited? this is very hard...i dont even really know how to know how most cities are rated anyway?? i feel like all the cities ive been to and loved are pretty universally rated highly lol. uhhhhh...i dunno.. Heidelberg, Germany? Luxembourg City? one of those.
What day in your life would you like to relive? uuhh i dunno, im going with wedding day because i barely remember any of it, it was such a blur. i would be less responsible and have more fun 😅
If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be and why? i really love sleeping and going to bed and falling asleep. but i hate waking up and i hate losing the time to unconsciousness. so if i could stay alive and not be tired and never sleep that would be so cool.
How long would you last in a zombie apocalypse? i like to think i could last pretty long because i am a huge wimp and have great Nope It's Time To Go instincts. Also im good at climbing.
What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable? uuhhh backwards time travel
If you could have any view out your office window, what would you choose? puget sound with the olympic mountain range in the distance
☀️pinterest tag game☀️
i was tagged to do this pinterest game where you search Fashion, Pantone, Mood, and Food and post the first pin from each of the search results. gotta be honest buddies i dont really use pinterest very often and when i do its for random photo references sooooo...



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i do not know what is happening with that outfit. that is not really a color i would pick but its fine? the mood is pretty but looks kind of melancholy. that last photo though??? oh my god let me climb into there i wanna sit in the cozy rustic kitchen and eat pastries pleaaaaassseeeee!!!!!!
and now to tag in more folks to play either or both of these games!! 💖💖 @michellemisfit @darlingian @too-schoolforcool @the-rat-wins @lee-ow @mmmichyyy @iansw0rld @transmickey @burninface @loftec @metalheadmickey @gallawitchxx @gardenerian @vintagelacerosette @palepinkgoat @sam-loves-seb @samantitheos @sleepyfacetoughguy @sickness-health-all-that-shit @sleepyheadgallavich @rereadanon @mikhailoisbaby @mickeysgaymom @themarchg1rl @callivich @softmick @captainjowl @howlinchickhowl @spookygingerr @spoonfulstar @steorie @whatwouldmickeydo @burninface
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nyaho!!! :D i have a request for lorenzo, zantetsu, raichi, and toki (seperately) if you dont mind.
this is kinda cheesy but bare with me hehehehe. meet-cute!! at a café!! reader is a barista and they (the characters) are just mesmerized by reader's overall aura and friendliness, and they get flustered while ordering thier drink. then, they try to make a move on reader when they're picking it up!!! uhhhhh go crazy go wild do what you want with this byebyeeee :3
HELP THAT'S SO CUTE??? I added Shidou as well because....... I found a pickup line that fits him too much 😭
Requests open! - masterlist
Tags: gn!reader, reader is a barista, fluff, Shidou's pickup line is suggestive
Lorenzo feels as if he's fallen in love at first sight when he enters the little coffee shop and spots you behind the counter. He puts on his best smile and leans over the counter a bit to get a little closer to you, but not too close since he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable. While Lorenzo watches you preparing the drink, he's thinking about what he'll say when he picks up the drink. He's pretty sure a lot of customers have flirted with you already, so he needs to stick out somehow. But when he picks up his drink and gets to look at you again, he's so mesmerized he completely forgets how to speak. The way he's staring at you with a bright blush makes you giggle. "You need anything else?" Lorenzo quickly regains his ability to speak after hearing your question. "You number maybe?" - "Only if you say please."
Zantetsu always gets something wrong when ordering his drink and getting so flustered while standing in front of you definitely doesn't make it easier. But you're patient with him the entire time. No matter how many times Zantetsu gets something wrong, you're happy to help him get his order right. Your sweet personality makes Zantetsu blush and while he's waiting for his drink, he can't stop thinking about you either. He already knows if he won't say anything now, he'll regret it later. So when he picks his drink up at the counter, he leans a little towards you and asks. "So... do you come here often?" His question confuses you, so you respond: "I work here." Zantetsu realizes how stupid his question was, but he tries to play it off "That means if I come here more often, I get to see you again?"
Raichi has rarely been to cafés because he never knows which drink he wants. He's either too picky or indecisive about what to get. But today, he decided to try his luck and get whatever the barista recommends to him - and that just happens to be you. You end up recommending your favourite drink which he happily accepts. "Can I have your name for that order?" You ask, to which Raichi responds with "I could give you my number." It catches you a little off guard, but at the same time, you're a little impressed. Still, you don't want to give in to his little flirt right now because you're at work. "I need to write your name on the cup, you know that?" Raichi sighs and tells you his name, then waits for you to finish his order. He only notices it when he's outside already, but you wrote your number on the receipt.
The moment Tokimitsu put his eyes on you for the first time, he immediately got flustered. He stutters so much while ordering his coffee and even messes up a part of his order, but is too shy to mention that when he realizes it. He figures he'll just have to deal with that. Tokimitsu adores your patience and friendliness a lot. even though he knows it's your job to treat customers nicely, he gets the impression that you're not only so sweet because you have to be, but also because you genuinely want to treat everyone with kindness. When he picks up his drink, Tokimitsu looks into your eyes for solid five seconds while trying to figure out if he should say anything. But then, he gets embarrassed and quickly thanks you before he leaves. Although, this definitely won't be your last encounter with Tokimitsu - and maybe someday, he manages to talk to you properly.
Shidou is a regular customer at your café so you've had your fair share of interactions with him. And because it's Shidou, those interactions have always included a lot of flirting. He's had a crush on you ever since his first visit to the café, so he's been trying to win your heart ever since. Today, he enters the café with his confidence even higher than usual. Instead of saying his order when he steps in front of the counter, he looks you straight in the eyes with a grin on his face and says: "Can you pass the coffee and sugar? Because I think you just made me cream in my pants." You're trying to hold back your laughter but quickly fail at that. "That was the worst pickup line you've ever said." Shidou crosses his arms and acts offended. "Come on! It was a good one." - "No, it really wasn't."
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#💟 maochira writes#bllk#blue lock#bllk x reader#blue lock x reader#bllk x you#blue lock x you#don lorenzo#don lorenzo x reader#don lorenzo x you#zantetsu tsurugi#tsurugi zantetsu#zantetsu x reader#zantetsu x you#zantetsu tsurugi x reader#zantetsu tsurugi x you#raichi x reader#raichi x you#jingo raichi x reader#jingo raichi x you#jingo raichi#raichi jingo#aoshi tokimitsu#tokimitsu aoshi#tokimitsu x reader#tokimitsu x you#aoshi tokimitsu x reader#aoshi tokimitsu x you#ryusei shidou#shidou ryusei
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(bdg voice) welcome to my house and to my home and to my kitchen
guess i need to make an actual pinned uhhhhh hi im juniper! your resident mcyt freak and otherwise normal and functional member of society
as of right now im completely obsessed with lifesteal but im also not normal about mcyt as a whole, especially life series, hermitcraft, evboverse, & i also talk about the dsmp sometimes but thats. you know
my non-mcyt interests include dunmeshi, hellchar, magnuspod, the mechanisms, total drama, ninjago, dropout, atla, ace attorney and other things but these are the main ones. i would be very happy to talk about all of them even if i dont post about them that much 🫶
i also do art kinda! i dont really consider myself an Artist but i like drawing silly things. and i run @lifesteal-tournaments. and i also talk a lot but i dont have a tag for that if you want to see my original posts you have to defeat my 700 evil reblogs
my fav lifestealers are roshambo, jumper, vitalasy, mapicc, spoke, zam & squiddo and my fav lifers-slash-hermits are joel, cleo, gem, etho, martyn & pearl ❤️ im also a lover at heart and i really like pretty much everyone even if theyre shitty people (characters not ccs) and/or annoying. i love them more if they suck actually. the worst thing about a character coming from me is that im just not interested in them
ummmm what else do you put in a pinned. fuck terfs and zionists forever. i will be reblogging mcytshipping posts but i try to always tag it in my original posts. which doesnt happen that often because i dont post about shipping a lot but yk. i like transing characters' genders and referring to them with different pronouns than in canon so dont be surprised about that. fuck terfs again 👍

my minecraft skin if you think im so cool and awesome that you want to make fanart of me ⬇️
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4, 7, 11 for the fandom ask meme?
warning in advance: the first answer is going to be obnoxious with censorship of words bc i'm a little hater in it and tumblr search loves to pick up posts with words in them even if they're not tagged & i don't want someone to be browsing the tag for Something They Like and encounter me being a hater. sorry hope u understand
4. Pairing that makes no sense to you?
ok so i realize that this will mean nothing to you and i should maybe have chosen an mxtx ship but the thing is. i can sell myself on almost any mxtx ship. most of the people in fandom aren't doing them well but i'm not going "this makes no sense under any circumstances". you know what makes no fucking sense to me? s.wagd.oons (this is a life.steal ship between ashs.wag and redd.oons). while they do stuff together outside of ls sometimes i genuinely cannot think of a single interaction between them on ls of major significance let alone one that is meaningfully shippy. nor are they like....particularly interesting as parallels or as characters with mutual friends or whatever? maybe you could do something with s3 and communism vs capitalism, i guess?? but overall! i dont see it! and it is the second-most popular ls ship on ao3, after clo.wnzy. i don't get it!!! i am open to explanations here as to what people see in them but i have spent the last year looking at canon and then looking back at ao3 and going "bwuh??????? this makes no sense to me????????"
7. Least favorite headcanon?
hmmmm. squints at headcanons i dislike. there's a lot of them. im a hater. uhhhhh let's go with transmasc wwx
11. Most unique merch you have for a fandom?
i really like my crocheted friend ~plushie from my time in dsmp!!! in general i have a lot of one-of-a-kind art from my friends which is Literally unique but i think Friend gets points for additionally being a more unusual ~medium?
(fandom asks)
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Call for a tag list!
Logan Howlett x genderqueer oc! Sadie Summers
I know this is gonna appeal to uhhhhh almost no one, but it's something I wanna write
Summary: After being released from an involuntary 72 hour hold, Scott brings his sister, Sadie, to his home for the time being while they work on her mental health and controlling her mutation. Also living at the Summer's home is Jean, Scotts wife, even though their marriage is strained, and Logan, one of Scotts friends whose currently on the outs and struggling.
About Sadie: Genderqueer but isn't out to anyone, including Scott at the start. Has short straight red hair with a blue streak in the bangs. She has rosacea (which causes reddening on the skin) and adult acne (hence the stickers on their face.) Sadie had a plant mutation, she has plant DNA inside them, she can grow plants on their body. However, the plant DNA inside her is hard to control. When they are in better control of their emotions and mental state, it's easier, but if they are overwhelmed (as they often are) they can have weed, cocain and opioids running through their body. (I am not a scientist just roll with it yall) The first picture is the most accurate
Sadie had near constant hallucinations. Much of the time she can tell whats fake and whats real (a purple dragon following her? no biggie. But sometimes she'll have a conversation with someone who isn't actually there) This causes a lot of stress and makes functioning in life hard. When we meet Sadie, she was just put on a 72 mental health hold because she was unable to control their emotions and overdosed on the natural drugs in her body, the hospital assumed it was a intentional overdose as Sadie hides their mutation.
Now Scott has good intentions, but he's also Scott and can be a pain in the ass. Luckily, Sadie and Logan get along, and they can find sollace in their mutual disaster. However, as Logan begins to truly get to know Sadie, he doesn't want to be a disaster with her. He wants to be better, and help them get better too. Which means he needs to stop sleeping with his friends wife, and stop drinking himself into a stooper.
Major warnings will be mental health, alcohalism, drug use (recreational, not just sadies powers), cheating (Jean cheating on scott), Logan isn't a good person at the start, gender and sexuality talk, self harm, suicidal thoughts.
If this seems up your alley, comment!
If not, thats totally okay. I know oc's dont tend to do well, but its my fav way to write series!
#logan howlett#logan howlett x oc#genderqueer oc#genderfluid oc#wolverine#scott summer#logan howlett smut#logan howlett fluff#logan howlett angst
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