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the big man himself
#my art#matt’s art#tmnt fanart#rottmnt fanart#doodles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt#rottmnt mikey#rise mikey#michelangelo hamato#he’s so bouncy and fun#i dont draw him enough which is a crime
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'thats not his role in the story!' hm i wonder what the point of it is then. hm i wonder what the dead pixel scene means. hm i wonder what wrong organ are trying to say with the context of 'awesome male friendship' and 'corporate hell where the only woman onboard is constantly under ridicule, abused or forcibly forgotten yet is the catalyst' if not this. hm i wonder how curly's physical agony being a direct parallel to anya's mental agony, stripped of voice, agency, just like her, and being forced to watch what happens while not doing jack shit, just like he used to, plays a part in this. i wonder what the moral of him being the final girl says about living with the consequences of your inaction, because of sentimentality, because of status, career and social. hm i wonder whatever the fuck this game was trying to say. hm i wonder what else is on this person's blog Oh Lord there's yaoi penice.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#sa mention#dont go after this person but i hooooope they rethink. their view of the story.#but god im gonna squeeze lemons in my eyes soon#taking this game away from yall until you unlearn misogyny#ooooh curlys just sooo sweet poor thaaang oh my oh my youre looking sooo far into thissss haaahaaa#its all just a misunderstanding!!!! anya didnt speak clearly enough!!!! noooo its not on my beautiful blue eyed rascal hahaaa#ok look curlys an insane character i love analyzing him and i VERY MUCH dont want people to think im like villanizing the guy#the entire point is that otherwise pretty chill people can fuck up OF THEIR OWN FAULT AND BIAS and then learn. painfully. what not to do.#and by chill i also dont mean holy water pure ok. distinctions.#and id really hate people taking either side of the argument on curlys morality. esp considering his appearance (for both.)#just don't. fucking make baby ass black and white arguments#this game should be behind a childproof lock in the shape of a reading comprehension test abt crime and punishment#im super supportive of people trying to think outside the norm about art like mouthwashing and explaining their own musings#and talking with others and trying to understand how to argument their thoughts which is what the op of the post this was left on was doing#being genuinely curious and open#but brother i draw the line at so merrily denying the main fucking point of the character in the catalyst event#GOOD GOD make this game only accessible to 35+ yo's with no internet access#the contents of their blog were just the cherry on top#unblocking them in hopes they see this ig
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Celebrating Halloween w/ Jason
It would be a crime if I didnt amp up the slasher and creepypasta posts as halloween draws closer so! Yeah!
Notes: reader is GN, written on mobile
CWs: mentions of past bullying and canon typical violence
Jason has... mixed feelings on Halloween... his mom wasnt the biggest fan of it, and the other children would take the holiday as another way to bully him; saying things that he doesnt need to dress up or that hes a halloween monster
Even worse if people in universe dress up as him, with the hockey mask and machete- copying the descriptions of the masked killer at crystal lake
And he has many thoughts about that, too, none being good
But even still he cant bring himself to shut you down when you ask if you can decorate the cabin in some old decorations you've found- or made! He feels even worse if you've made something yourself
But you've never had bad intentions with him, nor with the holiday... so he let's you
You both have a conversation about it, which may or may not lead to you showing some of the other traditions of the season
Candy, movies, scary stories, and the overall aesthetic
He seems like a butterscotch person, make him some treats with that flavor and hes eager for the fall season
Whatever method you have to watch movies with him works; huddled together watching on your phone or laptop.. that's nice, I think..
Funnily enough, he doesnt much enjoy a lot of horror movies... not because of the gore, he doesnt mind that. Hes desensitized
No, it's the ones that contain sex and nudity that make him feel... icky...
Neither of you dress up, and for obvious reasons you dont hand out candy, you simply both spend the month having fun with festivities with just the two of you
Though... expect him to not be around the night of Halloween, the past murders does little to deter those who want to throw a party in the woods
#jason vorhees x reader#jason vorhees imagine#jason voorhees x reader#jason x reader#jason voorhees imagine#slasher x reader#slasher x you#slasher imagine#slashers x reader#slashers x you#slashers imagine#canon x reader#canon x you#x reader
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Rating Every TNBA Redesign Cos Why Not
The New Batman Adventures was the last season of the infamous Batman the Animated Series, although it moved to another less strict network. Because the producers wanted to do crossovers with the Superman animated series, they gave the series and its characters a more streamlined style to it. Now I dont wanna blame Bruce Timm entirely since there were many artists on staff back then who did the redesigns but because I hate this coomer, Im going to anyway. In BTAS, you can tell each character apart and they have their own unique outfits and looks to them. But here, these are some of the most unimaginative superhero/villain designs Ive ever seen. Although some did surprise me and were not that bad. So, for a bit of fun, here's my look at each Batman character's redesign in the final (and worst) season of the show.
(Not counting Robin cos he's a different character to Dick Grayson or characters that had very little changes like Clayface or Harley Quinn)
Batman
The big emo rodent himself. For his redesign, I like the more sleek look to Batman's cape...thats it. His original design is really hard to perfect. Its got everything. Why tamper with perfection?
Batgirl
I actually kinda like Batgirl's redesign. The yellow gloves and boots really help her stand out and its the one of the few times the darker toned outfits actually accentuate a design rather than ruin it. Too bad Bruce Timm couldn't stop salivating over her and the rest of the women in this show. So next time you see someone consider Bruce Timm this legendary storyteller of Batman, give them a healthy reminder that he shipped this college girl character with her mentor/surrogate uncle figure FOR YEARS.
Alfred
Its like they sucked away all of Alfred's snark and replaced it with a cardboard cutout. Literally, he looks so sterile and empty. Who had the idea of making Alfred look more bored and done with everything? Also whats wrong with his chin??
Commissioner Gordon
Good ole Commissioner Pringle got off pretty much unscathed but I think they made him a touch too old considering they gave him a more lanky body, which makes him look more feeble and weak. Dude looks old enough to be Babs' grandad
Joker
Ohhhhh boy. So Joker's redesign is infamously considered by fans as one of the show's worst redesigns, to a point even the showrunners were like yeahh. And thats not unwarranted. He looks like an inverted Dr Draken and im so glad they redesigned him again for Batman Beyond and onward.
Seriously he's A CLOWN WHERES THE MAKE UP?!!
Two-Face
I know Two Face is just a redrawn version of the original design with the TNBA streamlined art style but I want to draw special attention to the monster side of Dent's face. Notice in the original it looks more manic and feral? Heavily contrasted with the conflicted, guilty look on Dent's normal side? But here, in the redesign the monster side is less scary and Dent looks way too bored and angry. The overuse of black lines doesnt help.
Catwoman
She looks like Harley Quinn or Barbara wearing a catsuit. Starting to see a pattern here?
Baby Doll
Its a tough call cos they both look very good but Im gonna lean towards the redesign cos shes got that creepy doll look down to a T (Annabelle would be proud) whereas her original design looked more like a Tiny Toons character.
Scarface and the Ventriloquist
I like the redesign cos of the exaggerated style of the rest of the show perfectly captures Scarface since he's, yknow, a puppet and having the Ventriloquist be shown to be scared and submissive really does show how the puppet is ironically the puppetmaster.
Penguin
Actually I like both of them. They both give off that sophisticated element Penguin is known for and after so many reiterations of him being this crass Scouse-talking crime boss, its nice to see versions of him going back to his rich asshole roots.
Bane
In the original, he has a luchador-style mask and wrestling suit fitting his Spanish roots. Here, he straight up looks like a gimp. Its really bad. Embrace your heritage, Bane!
Riddler
They went from Frank Gorshin to Jim Carrey for Riddler (fitting cos Batman Forever came during TNBA's development) and I love that. So I love both of them. Nice to see a villain with some fucking colour in TNBA cos im tired of seeing all this black outfits. Also his cane being an extended question mark instead of a question mark on top of a regular cane is genius.
Mad Hatter
Both of them fit Hatter's deranged stalker vibes perfectly, but I wish they kept the colour scheme for the redesign cos Hatter's new colour scheme looks too rounded and doesnt stand out.
Poison Ivy
Killer Croc
Finally, now he looks like an actual crocodile instead of whatever the hell he was supposed to be!
Scarecrow
Okay, who the fuck decided to make Scarecrow look like the Babadook? Cos I want to give them a raise. Holy mother of piss, that is terrifying. That shit belongs in the Arkham games. I still prefer the old design cos it has that perfect blend of goofy and gothic. He looks like a Cacturne now that I think about it.
Mr Freeze
HONEY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FUTURAMA HEAD?!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! YOU HURT MY HUSBAND, TIMM, NOW ITS PERSONAL
#batman#batman animated series#btas#the new batman adventures#tnba#batgirl#commissioner gordon#catwoman#joker#riddler#two face#penguin#the scarecrow#mad hatter#ventriloquist and scarface#baby doll#poison ivy#bane#killer croc#redesigns#mr freeze#also freeze's suit looks so robotic and lifeless which I know that was the intention but it still looks boring as fuck
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The demons took hold of me again
The "demons" being Sally Face... SIGH!! I was OBSESSED with this game in late middle school early high school, and now I'm back baby. Crazy what seeing fanart will do. ANYWAYS!! time to introduce my babeyyyyy
Here are "refs" cause i know these don't exactly count, but eh, i dont like drawing feet/shoes! ANYWAYS!! Slight Sal redesign, I'll probably end up putting him in whatever emo ass fit honestly. Anyways I love cute fashion sooooo obvs had to make my girl cute asf. It's kind of a gap moe moment with her cause my girl has seen the horrors(like literally ANY other of my ocs honestly)
QUICK NOTE ON SAL'S REDESIGN!! The original design is fine, I'm not "fixing" the design or anything, it was simply for fun, I wanted to see him in more emo fashion and thought it fit and looked good! The necklace he's wearing is actually a locket! I can see him having a little picture of all his friends close to his heart(SOBBING ONE SEC) I might also put Sal in gothic and scene outfits eventually as well, I actually thought about giving him scene coontails on the two little front sections!
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Not a super organized outfit, but they don't care, they like their outfit
Emo ass outfits
Prob graphic design tee, I just didn't want to draw it.
Literally will never grow again, wears platforms tho(Note: With platforms on, she's 5'3)
More organized fashion, honestly wears a lot of different styles(Note: usually seen in cute, comfy clothes, but also can wear emo outfits, clowncore, really anything honestly, she likes a lot of different styles!)
Her name is Jellie, not really, but she doesn't really remember her name. The gang picked it out for her(in which they simply asked her what she likes and she said "jellyfish" and they went "okay, Jellie for short" and she's sported the name since) She doesn't live in Addison apartments, but she lives close by enough to walk and occasionally would sleep in Larry's treehouse when she got kicked out(which eventually they offer her a place to stay when that happens)
She's known of Sal since the first day of school for him after moving, and the rest of the cast(Larry, Todd, Ashley, and Travis(and some other Sally Face oc's of mine that are still in the works)) for even longer, however she never had the courage to really talk to them. She doesn't know how to make friends or talk to people and instantly assumes that she'll just be a burden and annoy them and that they'll all hate her. She's also a stickler for rules and is horrified of being late or doing anything to get in trouble, she states that "she'll never get to college and that the teachers will tell her to kill herself" if she's late for even a minute. She's usually pretty stoic or straight up freaking out and muttering self deprecating thoughts.
TW: SELF HARM SCARS!! (not realistic)GORE!!
HERES SOME EXTRA INFO ABOUT JELLIE!!(based off of the doodles)
She cuts, a LOT!! She literally hates herself so much and does a lot of harmful things to her body. She just goes in when she cuts, she doesn't think about placement or how deep she goes, as long as she bleeds and feels pain(please don't cut and get help in you can if you struggle with suicidal thoughts)
She really REALLY like horror and doesn't react much when she watches scary stuff. Not that it existed at the time, but she could handle those 50/50 challenges EASILY!! Girl watches a lot of true crime and goes digging for shit, she straight up just looks up images of dead people(she realizes how fucked up this is in the future)
Literally awful at smiling, you can TELL she has not smiled in a bit. She could be genuinely happy and still would not be able to smile normally. It also hurts her because she doesn't use her face muscles often(hardly spoke for years, only eats dinner, doesn't smile) It is something that gets better in the future, but the cries whenever she laughs!
The way she stares at people creeps them out, she's often bullied for it(amongst a shit ton of other things) She does NOT realize she does this or that it's creepy, she continues to do this even in the future LOL!! Also she's not mad, this is just how she stares at people
If she gets forced to live another life, she wants to be reborn as a Jellyfish. She really, REALLY loves the ocean and aquatic animals!
She has hallucinations and visions(like how Sal has visions) however, she cannot tell the difference between the two. It's easy to tell from an outside perspective when she has visions though because she gets nosebleeds every time and occasionally passes out(the passing out gets worse the older she gets and the more frequent the visions become) She refuses to tell her friends though because she's so happy she finally has friends and is worried that they will be weirded out by them
Finally! Just some art i did of 16 year old Sal and Jellie, it took forever and my hand and wrist are sore(i've just been drawing and writing nonstop for the past week anyways so oh well LOL, the carpal tunnel bouta go CRAZY! Cant wait to get another ganglion cyst) but it was worth it, they are worth it. Anyways! The scenario was that Jellie was hiding from her bullies(idk some random ass background ocs i made for SF) however Sal wasn't expecting Jellie to hide behind him, much less wrap her arms around him. Erm ^^ they cute or whatever
#Sally Face#SF#Sal Fisher#Jellie#Sally Face oc#Tried a new rendering style#i like it!#esp the hair LOL#Sal x Jellie#Im really bad at those fun ship names but im thinking catmask#or maybe thats dumb asf LMAO#Also they both totally have a crush on each other at the time#Jellie is just unaware of it and Sal is embarrassed by it#Jellie also thinks Sal has a crush on Ashley for literally the longest time#id even go till Sal's execution for angst purposes but i also wanna draw Sal and Jellie dating soooo#im not sure yet LOL#Also I have Jellie's story i just dont wanna write that out
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BATMAN AND ROBIN 2023 #1 (Take 6 (yes))
(im not writing this as i go since ive already read the issue before. ill also be mentioning gotham war since this takes place during it (just a warning for spoilers!))
i just noticed the bat and robin on the cover! so cute
OH........(just noticed this too) that doesn't look good
look at them goofing off n having fun
this is cute but the way bruce acts here and in gotham war is so jarring its kinda funny
bruce in batman #137: can't stand my fake ass family
bruce in b&r: me and my son damian 🤗
bruce is in his "local dilf in the area" era rn
damian having talia's mannerism that bruce noticed is so <3
and here its confirmed that this takes place during gotham war. not sure how to feel about that
STILL INSANE OVER THIS baby first self insert fanfic
damian went from drawing hyper realistic gore vent art to anime eyes in the corner
i think it'd be fun if we see damian write more as the story goes on. like him daydreaming n doodling in class
wonder if theres any meaning with damian putting talia as a hero n bruce as a criminal here...or maybe its just a "totally original character do not steal" thing
you dont say bruce 🙄
"the last few years"?? pretty sure the events shown there all happened not even in 2 years since damian turned 14 around the start of the lazarus tournament
also why are alfred n talia not shown there? alfred's death has huge impact on damian (he literally hallucinated him) n talia was there as much as ra's
i dont like how damian looks here but that white connor should be a crime
"thats enough emotions for tonight father" [slams door]
i wonder why damian is staying with bruce tho (outside of making this book exist) didn't bruce n talia had a custody battle moment™ n damian's like "nah i have my own life (is literally 14)"
HELL YEAH MY BOY CAN COOK
he's quoting alfred ohhh im gonna sob
this is kinda embarrassing for bruce...like ur son is finally living with you again n he's the one up early cooking?? sir u better step up
aw he's making tea the way alfred did
*squints* did bruce get his hand back? thats a pretty normal looking hand to me
did damian's comment on it in batman #137 made bruce think "shit i cant give damian any ideas of getting a robot hand" n he just. magically grow it back
[GLASS SHATTERING SOUND]
gotham...heights? n. not gotham academy? no maps? no damian joining her dnd team?? no detective club finally hanging out with damian??
ik damian got expelled from gotham academy BUT. WHY
okay? whats the point if he's not going to the same school that his friend went to?
interesting how damian fantasize for a normal life in robin 2021 (with him liking the mundanity of shoujo manga) n now that bruce is offering him that he's rejecting it (or maybe he just rly don't like school which is. fair enough)
wellll just cuz we're not getting maps n the detective club doesn't mean damian's other friends arent showing up right? RIGHT? (maya plz come home)
THE ROBIN MOBILEEE it looks so ridiculous i love it
HOLD ON. DOES THIS CAR HAVE NO SEAT BELTS?? BRUCE UR LETTING THIS SLIDE?
ik that thing is rly loud too damian waking up the whole neighborhood here
not rumors abt the batfam fighting getting spread around?? this is so embarrassing omg
am i the only one getting gotham academy flashbacks here? with killer croc n the trio with the fox shark n bird masks
they're very comfortable with calling eachother father n son while in suits huh. ig everyone in gotham knows that batman is a dilf (who's beefing with his adult children) now
not much to say abt the rest: bruce got shot with something n now bats are attacking him
end thoughts: i hope with all the focus on animals here means that we're getting damian's pets back soon n that gotham war wont affect this book much since i rly want to see damian interact with his siblings again. also is it just me or does the day scenes looks very bright? saturated? it kinda hurts for me to read idk. the night scenes r pretty tho
next issue is damian's first day on his new school that is not gotham academy but im still excited for it! (coping)
bonus bestie corner
#damian wayne#bruce wayne#batman and robin 2023#FINALLY tumblr keeps posting it while im editing it but its done yippee#this is inspired by makeste bnh/a liveblogs! i remember how much fun it was reading them that i wanna try it with b&r#tho i dont think i could ever write as much for a single issue...#still figuring out how i want to do this
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Faba Headcanons (mainly past)
Just wanted to get some headcanons down for my imaginations of Fabas Past and random HCs for my Story. (⚠WARNING⚠ . There are a lot of different sensitive topics that are not suited for everyone so please stay safe)
If you see any weird writing mistakes or bad wording, I am sorry :") I easily do typos without noticing and English isnt my first language
-Faba comes from a very unloving home where nothing he did was ever good enough for his parents. When he did well it was just accepted but never acknowledged. When he did mistakes on the other hand he was mostly treated like the scum of the family. But Child Faba still wanted to do his best and make his parents happy even if it was all in vain.
-Petrel and Faba are brothers in this Story, but unlike Faba, Petrel was sick of getting treated like trash, got connections to Team Rocket through the Internet, stole some money and left the Alola Region to join Team Rocket where he was atleast worth something. Their parents didnt care and only used this situation to put Faba under even pressure. "Do your best. You dont want to end up as a criminal as your brother, dont you??" (Faba did crime in the future anyway. yay. Also cant wait for Faba and Petrel to meet again)
-Faba has actually a very bad immune system, is often sick, can't do sports well and is exhausted quite easily. (But his parents didn't care and still forced him to do well and go over his limits)
-Since Faba didnt got any love from anyone, had no friends in school since he was always just the awkward silent depressed kid, he cried pretty often and wished to just shut his head off. After meeting his Drowzee he sometimes asked it to use hypnosis on him so he would fall asleep and stop thinking about how little he is worth. (I have an Angst Comic Idea for this where Adult Faba gets a Flashback of this and jdhufb my heart is aching already because it will be sad but cute in the end)
-He met his Drowzee during a school break in middle school. Some classmates were playing with their Pokemon, while Faba didnt had a single one and was just watching while eating a little. But then a Drowzee came out of nowhere and most of the kids suddenly screamed that theres an evil Pokemon attacking them. They attacked the Drowzee out of fear (because we all know what Drowzee and Hypno are known for), making the Drowzee run away. But..Faba noticed it looked very sad as it left. So Faba walked after it and found it hiding under a tree. The Drowzee panicked once it saw the child and put its little arms protectively over its head. Faba did nothing and let the Drowzee realise that he doesnt want anything bad. This made the Pokemon turn around slowly and saw that the human was offering a little of his food to him, which it happily ate after hesitating a little. Faba took a seat next to the Drowzee, comforting it a bit more and realised it only wanted to play with the other people and pokemon but got treated badly because it was a Drowzee. They quickly became friends and met in nearly any school break until Faba catched it. (I also really wanna draw this as Comic REEEEE)
-Fabas narcissism became a thing after getting to know Drowzee. His first and only friend he ever had. That Pokemon gave him something to fight for in his life but the neglect and ab*se that his parents made him go through nearly every day made it very very difficult. So he started to love himself forcefully and take pride in the things he can do well. At the beginning he could only be prideful of his intelligence but over many many years he became proudful in everything and threw the blame always on someone else when a mistake happend. He became blind by his forceful and fake pride and wanted to proof himself and others that he is a great mastermind...AND THEN DID A BUNCH OF ILLEGAL THINGS LIKE THE POKEMON EXPERIMENTS AND SO ON...YAY!! (Idiot //affec)
-He and his nowadays Hypno are very very loyal to each other. Hypno does literally anything he says. Hypno is also VERY overprotective of Faba since it doesnt want anyone to hurt him as in the past. Colress had a tough time getting its trust but after a long while Hypno knew he could trust Colress.
-Faba is super well with Pokemon that get easily judged and are very feared since he got always ignored and outcasted too
-After Faba was forgiven he actually got hit by depression, a huge amount of guilt, waves of flashbacks and an eating disorder (that he all hides behind acting prideful and acting fine as nothing ever happend). This happend because he couldnt accept that his co-workers were so nice to him and let him stay in the Aether Foundation. Realising the crimes he did because of his Narcississm remembered him that his parents were always right- He is actually just a nothing, a loser that only does mistakes, a scum that actually should just disappear from earth.
-I like the headcanon that Faba does Drag so I add it here too. With the only difference that the Faba for my Story stopped doing it after getting hit with depression and Anorexia. He became unhealthyly thin and rather worked while forgetting/ having no urge to eat. It made him think that his body is very unpleasant and stopped having fun with drag. Thanks to Colress he will start living healthier again slowly and by time, hopefully, show him his love for drag again.
In conclusion he was a very depressed unloved man but thanks to USUM Colress`s Sweetness he will slowly be okay <3 he needs hugs. a lot.
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Request granted,tell me everything you have time to tell me about
Ok!!!! So the one thats been on my mind lately thars not exchanged, is a lab/scientist au.
Naven Nuknuk is the lead scientist and he uses his speech therapy program to trick Molly, Feenie and Trixie into becoming his test dummies. Hes successful and mashes the girls into a horrifying amalgamation; like this!
Yoomtah and Zora are his assistance, with Yoomtah being very NOT okay with what he's doing. Zoras indifferent cuz shes getting paid (in this au the events of the Museam arc didnt happen)
Lorelai (who actually cares about her sister in this au!!! WHAT?!?! OMG ITS UNHEARD OF!!!) starts getting the feeling somethings wrong and takes matters into her own hands, searching for the three girls until finding Giovanni (in this au theyre friends) and shes like "yo gio help me out" and hes like "bet, trix is my cousin don't want her getting hurt at all"
Then they go to thw police n are all "yo help us out" and theyre like "mehhh" cuz they dont think theyre serious (Yoomtah has been sending Lorelai clues and tidbits about where they are) but Percy takes it seriously n is like "ok bet gotchu" n sends a search party
Meanwhile Naven is testing on the poor girls and keeps em in a room with Rick (whos his test tube baby and essentially a human fish with sentience)
After a lot of gaps in plot; this happens:
Lorelai runs up to the door, banging on its metalic surface hard enough to injure herself. She pulls it back, shaking it aggressively,
"You okay???" Giovanni asks, peering over her shoulder in order to get a better look at her hand
"No!" Lorelai replies with the obvious, sucking her teeth in. "The doors bolted shut!"
She takes out her phone, pulling up the number that 'The Zinger' had been texting her with, scrambling to type with one hand
LORELAI:We r here ope door
LORELAI:*were
LORELAI:*open
LORELAI:Sort wridt hurts tryib to type wigh one hand
THE ZINGER: LMFAOOO did u try punching the door??
LORELAI: do n luagh at m
The Zinger sends a gif of a smug looking cat
THE ZINGER: Dokayyyyyyy
THE ZINGER: Sadly, naynay kept the outside door non elecy, so ur gonna hafta figure that out urself 😗😗✌️✌️
"Shit!" Lorelai half screamed
"What?" Giovanni asks
"The doors not electrical! Woulda been nice to know that EARLIER, Zinger!"
"Awh come on!"
Giovanni takes out his CRUEL CRIME CROWBAR, walking up to the door. He sets one foot in it, hooking the crowbar beneath the doors handles. Once hes locked it, he yanks it until the door loosens.
"Good thing I had this!" He says, giving the door a light kick as pay back for giving them trouble. He gestures for Lorelai to follow him inside, and they enter in together to see..
Naven..
He turns to face them, with a phone in his hands. Yoomtahs.
"My my my, how persistant the two of you are!" He sets the phone on the table, setting his hands firmly behind his back as he inches closer. "Its almost..."
He stops when he's face to face with Lorelai, creaking open his eyes. The smile on his face laced with hatred and mal-intent.
"Infuritating..."
He lifts his lanky body back from her gaze, his eyes falling closed. He turns away from them
"I'm afraid youre too late, however"
"Woah wah woah woah woah what- what do you mean??" Giovanni asks, his shoulders tensing. Naven lets out a small chuckle in response,
"Would you care to see?"
He begins to walk off, drawing in the uneasy curiosiry of Lorelai and Giovanni.
They stop outside of a room, which Naven opens with the keycard. Giovanni and Lorelai hear strained, pained moans from inside. Naven enters the room, the other two scuttling behind him like scared crabs. Theyre brought to a stop at what they see, a large mushed glue monster of what was once was a person. The faces of Molly, Feenie and Trixie sticking out, all wailing painfully.
Lorelai covers her mouth, eyes wider than saucers. Giovanni can barely speak, even though his mouth was opens.
Navens stands in front of the abomination.
"This is what I had been up to all this time, Isn't she beautiful?"
Lorelais shock morphed into rage, hands forming into fists. "What. Did you do?!"
"Something glorious..." he extends his arms, his pink eyes shooting open for the first time. His smile unhinged and manic, pupils the size of grapes. "ARENT YOU PROUD OF WHAT I'VE DONE?! ARENT YOU PROUD OF MY WORK! LOOK AT HER! GAZE INTO HER MANY EYES AND REVEL AT MY OWN CREATION!"
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I may or may not have been inspo'd by ur pfp
#epithet oc#epithet erased fanart#epithet erased percy#epithet erased mera#epithet erased molly#epithet erased#epithet spoilers#prison of plastic spoilers#epithet erased prison of plastic#prison of plastic#prison of plastic au#epithet erased au#epithet erased giovanni
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Leverage Redemption Log: The Double-edged sword job
Presumed Client has a Presumed Stalker (Cop) Parker is playing with little dolls. Oh is this a Time-Skip client? Like an ex-client from the inbetween years? Cool pitch, im hooked. --- Well that line about the Israeli government shutting down the peoples access to the internet aged like a fine (though disgusting) wine.
Gut instinct: Harry is right. Its a cop thing, specifically the same way that Security Lady from episode one can recognise Elliot when Hardison's program is protecting you guys as well. Cops are scum, (i know that naratively, breanna is gonna be proven right. But the team is right to assume its an analog thing)
Oh the small town is a surveilance state.
Look Sophie, i understand that petty theft is beneath you all, but breanna is right to start the test small scale.
--- So this is our "newbie goes in solo" episode. Elliot is flirting with Supercop. (dont know wether "distinctive" is meant to be an admission she knows who he is, or just an attempt to draw parallels between the two) this show expects me to believe that the high-tech supercomputer doesnt have a firewall.
Oh its Minority Report bullshit. (Funny thing about minority report, didnt that end up with it predicting its creator/championing congressman would commit murder? Cause thats what we're gonna do. Make it predict that our Supercop will embezzle the black-ops money)
And they're trying to gass-chamber Breanna. --- Ok so quickly: Harry having to do an Elliot is cool, funny little gag about how Parker stopped stabbing people. (its good cause this one retroactively fixes a lot of the other "parker used to stab people" jokes by explaining the taser as the reason it only happened once.) --- Debriefing: Breanna might've been in trouble for more then just Twitter. Parker and Elliot have both done this for 8 years more then the rest, and the rest dont even bother asking what they're thinking. (like i understand not interupting them, but there is a reason we're having a debrief) --- Supercop is alledgely not part of the experiment. (she claims she's just investigating the miracle crime-drop).
Elliot gives them all 10 seconds to joke. Back to the debrief. "Just to be clear..." "metaphorically" everyone disliked that. (as do I, if this guy wants to be the only person alive who isnt recognisable to a supercomputer? See if his face ID works on cremated ashes) --- Parker I agree this guy is an asshole to the waitstaff, but if a customer orders something without coconut oil, it is the restaurants responsibility to either accomodate this request or tell the customer they cant make it that way. I know he's just a pretentious twit but allergies exist. (he's definitly an asshole for assuming he's enough of a regular to have "his regular" though)
Oh, RIZ is back. (Supercop works for them) Well looks like Cheng has a robo-nanny (and maybe a crush on robonanny) --- What a stack of hundreds and an awkward story about a roleplaying kink cant let these guys do. --- Ok and we're inside the house. The robot is scanning Parker The AI is scary AF, Parker is looking for a way out. AI is all-seeing, but apparently worse with faces then Searchlight. (Searchlight can recognise you of an out-of-focus nose. Al-Ayna cant recognise him if he lowers his voice) which can only mean one thing:
CHEMICAL WARFARE! Oh how i missed you, we've been waiting for your return all season. --- Private security provides Elliot with a good chance to teach Harry how a choke-out is done with proper form.
Cheng has recognised Breanna and has decided to make the stupid mistake of locking Leverage inside the safe they're trying to crack. By which i mean your house, that has your software, the one they're gonna use to make you look like a criminal.
and now our heroes have a superAI who is going to help them with their witness protection schemes. (Lower Hardisons workload a little as well.) Like how the camera zooms out to end the shot from Alayna's POV. (is she gonna be a recurring character? Probably not in a "regular castmember" way but definitly in a "we have continuity and on rare occasions she might be important" way)
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i wanna hear more 👀
SHMILES. okey :]
another moment in crime one because its on my mind i keep thinking about drawing deepsea into this one but i dont think i could match the lighting "convincingly" (or like, good enough for my mind). i think its so cute i love the way he has 5 bajillion of them i love his big arms AND his ponytail in this one is way bigger than it normally issssss and well i like his long hair i like to imagine it. in my mind. usually i give him like shoulder length but this is more than that for sure. this is another one of those i like how silly their definition of like, fucking with the system is. they kind of talk a big talk about like fuck the world anarchism but theyre really mostly just here to fuck around? its why i dont like when ppl make jr especially out to be like, punk, because theres no ideology here. theyre both just kind of motivated by Whatever They Want which is why all their heists are like. ice cream and toys and shiny things. theyre just fuckin about really. it makes me happy :]
#rh has like a thing about feeling like he doesnt have. feelings ig.#talks a lot about how hes Lost His Humanity and how mako rutledge is Dead and hes all thats left and so i just really like#that once he starts hanging out w junkrat he just gets to be a person again. hes silly and stupid and gets to indulge in whatever dumb shit#he wants without wondering where their next meal is coming from or whose trying to kill them yk#makes me happy is all. i want to have fun with him#🫁
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If you could have one day with Matt how would that go down
i think i would genuinely have a nice day with him like go on a date, he seems to be the type to do fancy dates if date night is anyhting to go off of, like a fancy restaurant type guy yknow i think hed try to impress me a bunch and say the dumbest things ever which he thinsk sound cool and theyd be the dumbest quptes ever or the worst flirts of all time but unfortunately that patheticness is the very thing that draws me in, if he hit me with a lame as fuck flirting quote, some real "come here often?" type shit, id be making out with him and id be furious about it. i think we should have a running gag where when were milimetres away from kissing some slapstick thing comes in our way like a sudden explosion or a piano falling on us. but eventually we get a proper kiss going. going back to the restaurant date thing i think hed definitely also like burn his tongue or something and be pathetic and whine about it for like half an hour nonstop and that would make me want to make out with him so fucking bad.i dont think matt would dress any different for a date, i think he thinks his outfit is already the peak of casual yet fancy and perfect for any and all dates. his stupid dumbass blazher over his ugly little gray-pink hoodie. fashion crime, quite frankly. but i recently bought a blazer that is also kind of a crime against fashion and id wear that and we would match blazers and liek i wear i semi-ironically. it looks so gaudy and i liek that about it but hed genuinely think it looks so good and hed probably compliment me abt it but in a sort of backhanded way like "yeah that looks pretty good, itd look even better on me" or some hsit like that. i think if i spent a day with him id punch his dumb stupid kissable face at least once that day. more likely 5 or 8 times. hes so stupid and dumba nd ugly and kissable and punchable i hate him so much. he would beg me to take him to a house of mirrors and i probably would let him go in ther ebut in the mean time i go somehwere else. but i know this guy wel enough to arrive back at the house of mirrors the second he leaves the establishment, several hours later.
by the end of the night id have him bouncing and maoning on it
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not 2 brag but ive offically reach 100 likes YIPPIE !!!!
anyways i thought abt the thiefKAI au (gosh i hate KAI so mcuh hes always in my head) and i tried 2 make like drawing 4 it.
so basically if this was a long au i think itd start, yk, at the start so at the time KAIs just starting out but like gaining traction from society or whatever
so these are what i had in mind for like his og look, i gave him this fat hood bc A, i cant draw hoods and B, i think he looks silly (in a good way) erm and his shirt reached to just under the crotch. gosh erm i didnt like saying that, can i say upper middle thigh reigion ?? uhhh yeah. OH and the question is raised oh yeab sure its makes sense he could have become a thief because he needs food and supplies for him and NYA but why is he becoming some big scale infamous theif ?? thank you fot asking and well my answer is GARMADON (aaaahh!!) or some other large scale villain hiring KAI to steal all this expensive important stuff to yk exchange for money. the villain gets to progress with thier evil scheme and KAI, who is yk oblivious, gets money from it - win win situation.
i was thinking about giving well known better off more successful theifKAI to be wearing an oni mask, yk the full coverage and cool power boost (specifically the mask of hatred because it turns u all lava-y and how the color ourple is associated with royaltly and therefore the wealth and expense KAI loathed for in childhood which i think would be a nice way 2 tie it all together) but idk if that made him too OPish if yk what i mean but then again its not like hes in awarw of the other two masks, not that he'd go on a quest for them unless he knew they were valuable so maybe i will give him the mask.
and o my dear friends you may wonder AA WHAT ABOUT NYA ??? FEAR NOT compadre for i have a plan for him HOHO. so obviously NYA isnt oblivious to her brother's job shenanigans but hes kept enough of it away from her that she doesnt have enough of the pieces to put it all together so basically he has no idea whats goinf on with her brother. however NYA does manage to grow up somewhat comfortably and she manages to secure his place quite high in BORG.INC, aha saying INC kinda makes it sound evil. in this way she gets acquainted with PIXAL, ZANE and JAY who are during this time all ninja bc yk BORG stuff. btw we are moving this all into an au where the world turns out somehwat the same even without KAI just so i dont have to imagine the whole word differently bc thatd be hard and id make plenty of inconsistencies. ANYWYAS theyre all friends which is cool however NYA has a secret identity, ull never guess it,,,, SAMURAI X whoo !!!! SAMURAIX is a solo vigilante that not only stops crime but sometimes teams up with the NINJA (whos identies are secret) to fight bigger gangs.
everyone gets acquainted during one of KAIs heists where hes tryna steal, idk a golden weapon because theyv all been dug up and put on display in old rich peoples homes. i feel KAI is more on the stealth side of things but once he engages into battle he likes to be a little eccentric but cornered hes awfully angsty. this is indeed still and elemental master au! however KAI and NYA have not yet realised they can will the elements.
ill stop drawing KAI now i need 2 draw the other members, its literally been months since ive drawn LLOYD and ive never drawn PIXAL,,, someone please take this au i want 2 see something be done witj it TT
#ninjago#kai ninjago#lego ninjago#nya ninjago#ninjago au#ninjago lloyd#zane ninjago#jay ninjago#ninjago fanfiction#pixal ninjago#ninjago fanart
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P.A.N.I.C (Small scene fanfic based on my latest drawing.)
Ryonna: Okay doc, we're almost there. Just stay close to me and we'll be in that control panel in no ti--... Doc?
[Ryonna turns around to see that Cortex is sit down, shaking, breathing heavily while his heart beats rapidly, indicating he's having a panic attack. She gasps in shock and immediately runs over to him]
Ryonna: Cortex, what's wrong?? [Cortex doesn't say anything, he keeps breathing heavily. Ryonna with an extremely worried expression, Ryonna tries to think of what to do, just then, she tries to tell him to breathe]
Ryonna: I-it's okay.. Breathe..
[Ryonna then gently puts their tail in Cortex's lap, while she encourages him to breathe in and out slowly, which he starts to do until he calms down.]
Ryonna: There we go... You... Scared me for a second there, is.. everything alright? Do you, need something?
Cortex: ... I'm... I'm sorry...
Ryonna: ...What??
Cortex: I'm so sorry...! I-i shouldn't have dragged you into this. I-(hic)... I didn't even know if it was a good idea to bring you along with me, since you're somebody I assigned this job for...
Ryonna: Sir... I-
Cortex: And now that we've got into this mess, I-I don't even know what to do anymore... All those platforms, all of those enemies... All... All of this...! It all feels so... overwhelming...
Ryonna: Doc...
Cortex: And- and now not only will I get hurt if i make a wrong step... BUT YOU AS WELL! And... I don't want that to happen, I-I never did... R-Ryonna... I.. I... IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!
[Cortex then starts sobbing loudly in his knees, Ryonna is shocked by this and tries to calm him down from crying]
Ryonna: No wait, please! it's okay I--
Cortex: I'M SUCH AN IDIOT...!!
[Cortex then inhales, drops his raygun and starts softly hitting his head with his fists while still tearing up]
Cortex: STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPI--!!
Ryonna: Cortex, NO! You're not an idiot! None of this is your fault, either! It appears that this entire situation is filling you with panic and fright... And, i dont think it was a bad idea to bring me along.. Especially for the fact I got to know you more in this whole time-space thing.. And to be honest, even though you come off as a bit immature.. you do make a great boss and 'partner-in-crime', still! The platforms we went through, the enemies that tried to hurt us... they were really scary, but we came through them, and i'm sure we're still going to when trying to get to that control panel now. All i'm saying is.. We'll work it all out, and soon enough, we're gonna teach that pompous peacock a lesson he'll never forget. I'm always here for you, stand by me and we'll get through this mess faster than you can say "i'm the superior one". In the meantime, let's just rest for a moment and let it all out before we get back to our task...
[she opens up her arms, waiting for him to hug them]
Ryonna: C'mere.
[Without situation, Cortex, with tears still in his eyes, runs to Ryonna and hugs her. He sobs a little loud and still shakes in her embrace. Ryonna starts rubbing his head gently, with her tail coiling around the two. Ryonna starts to feel sad as she looks down to him]
Ryonna: Everything's gonna be okay, Doc... I promise.
#crash bandicoot#comet's blasted bandicoot buffoonery#ryonna#neo cortex#dr neo cortex#fanfic#double trouble twice the villainy (dr. neo cortex and ryonna)#crash bandicoot 4: it's about time#crash bandicoot 4
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hey!! i saw your posts and I was like oml these are so cool so tysm if you do end up replying to this one<33
im 5’6, my pronouns are she/her, and im pansexual! I’m an INFP, I prefer to keep to myself, and usually dont initiate any unnecessary conversation with anybody but those im already close to. I do enjoy social settings with my friends quite a lot, but I need a break in between for some alone time otherwise I feel unfulfilled. I adore literature and art more than anything else, and I often write fanfiction, poetry, and anything that piques my interest. I love all forms of art, and I often visit art galleries with my sister, and half my room is dedicated to my art supplies. I love small cozy houses, and I love animals. If it were practical enough, id work in animal care. My favourite animal has to be cats though. Ive been told im very good at arguing and making my points, and when I was younger I considered being a lawyer. I sometimes have trouble with social confrontation, though when it comes to topics im passionate about, im very adamant in my opinions. I’m a very empathetic person, and I often find it very easy to put myself in another’s shoes and understand their viewpoint, even if I hate what they believe. I’ve been told my advice is often useful to my friends, however im not great at providing comfort, more at understanding somebodies’ situation and providing solutions. I find true crime interesting, and I enjoy playing horror games, though i cant deal with gore as I have a condition which causes me to pass out at sometimes the very implication of gore💀 I’m also an art major! (Tysm if you reply to this but dont at all feel forced <3)
It seems to me you've captured the heart of...
The Clement Prince
Aquia Avari!
Hear me out! Your interests overlap with a lot of his. He's quite artistic himself, so he would love to support your hobbies also. He'd even like to draw some things for you too. Hell, he'd even know the best places on the Isle of Colde to check out art
He understands you needing to recharge after prolonged periods of time, so when he notices you becoming anxious or tired after being in a crowd for too long, he'd get you someplace quieter and calmer
Aquia would admire your passion about the things you feel strongly about. And your articulacy?? He is simultaneously intimidated and enamoured by you
Your empathy and kindness is something he admires also. He likes that you have a solution-based approach to solving your friends' problems, but he'll have to tell you if he'd rather have a shoulder to cry on rather than a solution when he's upset
Your enjoyment of true crime might take him aback at first, but I think he'd tell you about some true crime cases he learned about (if someone has a face as cute as this, there's a 30% chance they're into true crime or had an interest in true crime at one point). You don't have to worry too much about hearing about too much gore, he'll give you a warning ahead of time.
You love animals too? That's great! Because he loves animals too. If you ever get a cat, try to get one that doesn't like the taste of hamsters (Mel finna be ate otherwise)
#court of darkness#court of darkness x reader#court of darkness matchups#otome#makai nightmare#court of matchups#aquia avari#aquia avari x reader#this was pretty mid ngl ;-;#sorry anon
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blood trickles down his arm , it is not his. it pools in his shirt , it has recolored his shirt. it weighs down his boots , it belongs to them. the bodies lay scattered throughout the room. blood splatter paints the walls. the three men lay in distorted poses , legs and arms bent in unnatural ways , exposed bones scattered throughout. eyes watch the seemingly endless stream , a single droplet at a time. leaving this place in an endless state of danger. of heightened awareness ; one he seems all too preoccupied with. heavy ragged breathing echoes throughout the empty mansion , the heavy steps of boots as he staggers forward , exhausted , smear blood as they go , dampening the noise. feral noises leave the mans mouth as he spits out an arcane mixture of blood and saliva , both of which are not uniquely his own. it's instinct that drives him , not the importance of what he has done , but the routine of it all. he needs to clean up this mess , he needs to get rid of the blood stains on the hardwood floor , the he needs to just do it. just move , just act , his body feels so heavy. how much collateral damage this time ? or were they complicit members of the crimes as well ? his brain doesn't know where to draw the line anymore. the line has long since been erased.
fingertips find their way to rake sweat out of dirty hair , leaving a trail of blood in their wake , the dark think liquid clings to soft blonde hair. and just as the man begins to relax , a strange sensation comes over him at a single noise , the door creaks downstairs. who's here ? what could anyone possibly want with an old mutant oil tycoon and his family on a wednesday night ? the marine grabs his rifle with little care , barrel scratching against the wooden floor as he slowly makes his way to the staircase , echoing in the halls and rooms as he goes like sharp notes of an untuned piano. a swift sweep down to pick up the bayonet on the floor with his free hand. when he makes it to the stairs rifle lifts into position , fixed bayonet at the end , he's tired , any trained professional can see it in his shoulders , in his eyes , but that doesn't make him any less deadly. any less trained. his position is perfectly manicured from years of practice , his sheer size is intimidating enough , his presence a top the stairs would have been a death sentance for anyone... save the dark curly hair that emerges from the darkness. eyes find eyes faster than he'd like to admit and the rifle waivers for just a moment. a distraction , a hallucination , he hadn't told her he was coming. she had no way of knowing he'd be here. how could she ? unless she'd be keeping tabs on him , unless she didn't trust him anymore.
the realization that follows causes the rifle to drop to the floor , the loud metal clang echoes in the empty mansion , sound bouncing and growing against hundred year old acoustics... she didn’t trust him. eyes that had warmed at her entrance begin to grow cold , matching the rotting interior of the person they belong to. he steps forward , unarmed , a death sentence in her presence. the rifle on the ground then , of course , remains within reach. ❝ anita... anita its me. it's huckleberry. ❞ eyes land on the weapon in her hand and a cold shiver runs down his spine , she wasn't here for his prey , she was here for the hunter. she had come for him , after years of understanding one another , like it was nothing. like he was nothing. his voice grows angry , agitated by the fact that he sees only hatred in her eyes when his own are overrrun with love and pain. ❝ put your fuckin' weapon down anita , it's just me , this ain't no fucking princess rodeo , stop playing around. ❞ a pause , eyes flicker between her expression and the executionary weapon , ❝ i dont want to hurt you. ❞ another step forward. he gets down on his knees ( the rifles closer now ) but he looks like he's begging , the way he feels he is. ❝ anita please , what's wrong ? what's happened ? let me help you. ❞ tell me what to do , so that i don't have to shoot.
@executiioner gets an anita murders huckleberry starter.
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Illyria's Ancient, Dionysos, I don't have any pictures of, because they're supposed to be South Asian-looking (eg, east india/pakistan/afghanistan), dark skinned, and fat. Also very HAHA GENDER? GENDER IS A GAME AND I'M WINNING. So... I haven't learned enough Crimes to do that. Someday I should either draw them or commission someone to draw them...
Ryuu's Ancient, Hyperion, however, I mostly created! PLEASE IGNORE THE BUNNY EARS AS I SAID I DONT YET DO CRIMES. ... Venat stuck them on his head as a joke. Or something.
Hyperion isn't Azem; he's the First Adjutant to the Words of Azem, which means he's functionally Azem's second-in-command. He's also Azem's spouse. He's also Venat's younger brother; younger by A LOT, though (closer in age to Hyth, Azem, & Emet-Selch). Their parents basically had him and then returned to the star, leaving Venat to raise him by herself (one reason that, at least in our RP/story, Venat is so determined to never leave work unfinished, because she resented their parents for doing that to her brother... and yet also has to learn that there IS a time to let things go) (I realized recently that this gives them both a lot of parallels to Azdaja and Vrtra...)
Hyperion uses he/him pronouns mostly but he is very much genderfluid. Sometimes he has Lady Days. Where he's still he/him. He/him but like, a woman. Sometimes he makes a game of it to see how long it takes anyone to notice when he's wearing his Standard Robes. His hair color means that people occasionally ask if he's related to Lahabrea, which he resents.
He's NOT an Astrologian; the device there is something he tentatively calls a "computer" (ha). He would consider himself instead a psychohistorian; he makes broad predictions based on history, sociology, and statistical analysis. These are explicitly NOT prophecies, they're predictions. His predictions can be a smidge more precise than in Asimov though and aren't --just-- psychohistory. TL;DR he does Maths to chart trajectories of possible futures. He was actually there in Elpis when our story's WoL/Azem shard, Kian, traveled back in time. Like Venat, he was able to figure out that this was a time traveler pretty quickly; unlike Venat he kept his silence.
Personality wise, Hyperion appears a lot more collected, reserved, and precise than Azem or Venat... but he hides a secret playful side, and has some very Azem-ish traits of his own. Originally, he was in line to be the next Azem, but Selene got the post instead; he was initially extremely jealous and upset, but she won him over.
To all of you who have an Azem/Ancient design for your WoL/FFXIV OC: I wish you a very can I see them and tell me their names/lore.
#endwalker spoilers#ffxiv endwalker#ffxiv ancient#ffxiv azem#azem#oc: hyperion#oc: ryuu tenshi#oc: dionysos#oc: illyria capriccio
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