#i don't make the rules!

[king-crawler]

What are the pink tail streamers on Candybug called? Like in scientific terms, Or whatever. I’ve just been calling them his booty whips up until now 😭

They're cerci! Honestly I don't know what they're for, but they're pretty cute and i think all bugs should have em :]

Booty whips should be accepted by the scientific community

Actually nvm here's what they're for ❤️ Use this information responsibly.

[lyledebeast]

Villain: murders a dozen people in cold blood

Me: That's fine, that's his job!

Heroes: make fun of villain's disability

Me: Oh no, you can all eat shit.

[touchbased]

hi hello it's my birthday tomorrow which means you are legally required to be nice to me :)

[mielmoto]

❝ if you ever can't reach us, assume that kairi and i are just too busy doing, like, hot girl stuff! ❞ defined herein as: napping for indeterminate amounts of time (an hour? several years? who knows), being recklessly candid with their love and other Emotions™, and. idk. having a sleepover and talking about edgy pretty boys.

[osaemu]

geto is the kind of the sassy man apocalypse

geto's gotta be sassier than gojo and toji combined tbh

[littledancingphoenix]

Victor just haunts me daily. How dare he be French and attractive?! And the way he addresses Dragunov as 'Ange Blanc de la Mort'.

I AM MURDERED

[bapydemonprincess]

Picrew used: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/410

A proud kitty prince and his kitty khansama! 💜💚

[autism-swagger]

Listen. I can't explain it. There is no canon basis for this. But Sam and Tara are both autistic

[mjj-nostalgia]

[downinthehull]

king richard has to be hit with the baby beam next-

goodness, more people need to watch galavant!

currently rewatching, and i already have so many ideas!!!

[touchbased]

“my issue that you dragged me to this stupid party and you’ve spent the entire time avoiding me.”     /     @lovstruck​

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[ruscha]

transfem coop & barb as a butch cowgirl couple. think abt it.

[maeamian]

Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.

They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.

So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?