#i don't know dude

[pilotkelsonn]

suspiciously hiding this behind my back HHey guys remember the Brazil vod. Remember what could've been

[blackcrystalball]

This is what I'm fucking talking about man.

This is storytelling.

This is the kind of shit I want to see.

Moments after I say this:

"do you know what a Turducken is?"

Oh. My god. Oh my god.

Fr though, we are watching geniuses at work.

(also I love demon stories. Just anything weird, freaky and otherworldly is my jam. Vampires, werewolves, Fae, demons, ghosts, monsters, whatever I'm fucking there for it)

Also, Clint kelmp. I hate it. I hate it so much. It's such a good name.

[sweetlikesuga]

Sometime during training camp:

Tanaka, Nishinoya and Asahi sit together on their futons. Tanaka pretends to hold a phone while listening to Nishinoya who pretends to pick up a call from a customer.

Nishinoya: Welcome to Jesus hotline, how may I be of help?

Tanaka*giggles*: Uh, hi. How do I speak to a godess?

Nishinoya: I don't know, dude, ask jesus. He sits right next to you.

Asahi*startled*: What, me?!

Tsukishima, from the other side of the room: He does kind of look like jesus.

[yourelocaltransdude]

Random question time that I'm confused about

[thebluespacecow]

I think i'd interact with the smosh fandom so mutch more if it just....didn't feel so icky? Like, i think it's fine in a lot of ways, it's nothing intense, but shipping real people will always rub me the wrong way

It's this weird little parasocialness that always gets to me

[brendleellipsis]

Your honor what the fuck is booping and why is tumblr asking me about it

[that-random-person-again]

Rando if u could, could u draw my amazing stunning wife Mary Jane pls? :)

I hope this is good❗️❗️❗️

[lemondemonpickuplines]

Holy shit this entire blog is so smooth

it's the love spell i cast on every tumblr user. the lemon demon love curse.

[anthro-cat]

i wish i had better friends. the perfect friends. no flaws. no nothing. i just wanna be happy forever

[redneckangelsdrinkmoonshine]

POSSIBLE SPN DRAMA???

Jensen,Misha and Mark Shepherd are gonna attend one con (Purgatory 8), while JARED is gonna attend a separate con with Gen. (Infinity or something like that)

Like, they could've easily made Jared attend Purgatory 8 as well, why separate them... *sips tea*

[snoopledrooplecheesedoodle]

I don't know whether this is a good omen or a bad omen but I'll take anyways!

This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

[teaboot]

I totally forgot till just now but one time a new therapist handed me a pad of paper and said "draw me a picture of how you feel" and after spending like five whole minutes of dead silence scribbling a teeny tiny pitch black dot in the middle of the pad that dug a hole straight through like 15 pages I gave it back to see him staring back at me like

[watmalik]

Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[unkownbee]

Guys, Ham likes SIX. He told me so himself :).

[gay-otlc]

A very strange feeling that comes from being a trans man is like. I am fundamentally the same person after coming out that I was before coming out. There are some differences (I'm happier and more comfortable in my own skin, for instance, and everyone changes a little bit over time) but overall I still have the same personality traits, same values and morals, etc etc. But after I came out, people who thought I was a perfectly okay and decent person switched to thinking I'm dangerous and untrustworthy, even when nothing about me had changed except the gender label they know me as.