#i don't even have words

[kyouka-supremacy]

Google be like: We're glad to announce that after years of making the reverse image search system more and more useless we've finally succeeded to completely destroy it 🥳🥳🥳 Have fun not being able to find a picture source for the rest of your life‼‼ Give us your home address to discover more fantastic features

[soft-lee]

First thing he said to me when he got home from work was "On the bed, arms up. I'm not asking. Don't make me say it again." 🫠

[derangedfujoshi]

Me: minding my own business, rating shotas

Some random anonymous cunt in my inbox:

Ain't no way you just called people enjoying lolisho pedophiles but tried to save your skin by adding "ficto" in front... Are you...... Are you aware not all lolishos have paraphilias or- do you have some wikipedia article on how everyone who enjoys Hannibal is a ficto-cannibal?

Or is this simply your furry ass trying to sound better than other weirdos?

"it's just the semantic label for that specific attraction" give me a fucking break.

EDIT: THOSE TWO TERMS AREN'T EVEN REAL! THEY'RE NOT A THING!! YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND CALL IT PSYCHOLOGY!!!

[aiku]

[har-rison-s]

i love everything about him, he is soooooo <333

[chaosandwolves]

Did you all see how FONDLY Eddie looked at Buck when he came back with the soot on his face and that happy grin?

Gods he's so happy for him

He's SO proud of him

He loves him so much

😭

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I did not need to open up Instagram to post my daily outfit check (for myself and the 2 people who like my posts) and see that first thing today

[darkcloudsatnight]

Solly has gotten to used to having a nice soft engineer to sleep on at night and has a hard time sleeping without dell

[a-map-of-gays]

Actually no now I'm just thinking about how sad all of the deaths in lost are

[luk4695]

I just had raclette. except I did not eat any meat because the fridge stopped working in the middle of the night and I'm scared the meat wasn't refrigerated properly. and no potatoes either because I'm not sure if they were washed because there were brown particles floating in the boiling water.

cheese. just cheese. and croutons also to make sure I don't starve.

[definitively-different-drivel]

Ok this is damned good. Bitter sweet at parts but it's artsy and poignant and stylishly written as hell and just. Holy shit. Cannot recommend it enough.

[clumsysprinter]

When I think I dominated some aspects of cycling then new and worse horrors appear to defy me

[tachiha3]

Do they seriously think the point of this whole series was to tell how to handle "bad guys like aang"??? How can ANYONE misinterpret a show THIS BAD i'm cryyying!!! (✖﹏✖)

[moonflower-28]

My straight cisgender white male german dentist works listening to heavy metal

today I walked in to him listening to Good Luck Babe. Chappell Roan. On full volume.

[blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds]

A Surprising Update on ✨️Pre-Ordering The Teeth of God Graphic Novel Tier 1 - 4✨️

An email?! (Edit: Twit gets more clarification because of course)

Dear Worshiper,

We hope this message finds you well, and we want to provide you with the latest updates on the shipping status of Sleep Token: Teeth of God. This update applies to all tiers of the book, ensuring every worshiper is kept informed.

Shipping Progress

Shipments A-C: These have already been sent out, and many of you have received your books. If you’re one of them, we hope you’re thoroughly enjoying it!

Shipment D: This shipment is set to arrive at our distribution partner tomorrow, January 7th. Once received, processing and shipping will begin immediately.

Final Shipment (Shipment E): Scheduled to arrive at our distribution partner next week, with fulfillment following shortly thereafter.

What to Expect

For those still waiting for their orders, thank you for your patience. Each shipment is being processed as quickly as possible to ensure timely delivery to all of our dedicated worshipers.

Customer Service

If you are seeking assistance, please direct your requests to sumeriancomics@killermerch.com. If you do not receive a timely response, please then reach out to orders@sumeriancomics.com.

Thank you for your ongoing support. We’re thrilled to see Sleep Token: Teeth of God reaching more hands every day and look forward to completing the process for everyone soon.

Warm regards,

Ryan Swanson

President @ Sumerian Comics

...So...

Not a single apology for anything.

That "ensuring every worshiper is kept informed" line is the most ironic thing this company could type into words.

They're not as detailed as on Twit. This should really say Tiers, because the shipments makes it sound confusing.

Killer Merch has been demoted from "pretty lame" to "distribution partner".

Mate, "look forward to completing the process for everyone soon," everyone's looking forward to it because it means we never have to deal with your company again.

But, most importantly, shipping should start up for Tiers 2 - 4 starting this week and continuing into next week. We're almost done with Sumerian, we're almost done.

Twit Update:

[salty-and-spiraling]

I feel like I can't say everything I want to say fast enough! Tumblr is going crazy and I can't keep up😩