#i don't cuddle sapnap my ass

[sixpigeonz]

"snf don't like each other" then why is this litterally them🤨

[anon1nn1t]

please give me everything u can fit in a post about Mr snapchat NSFW and SFW I am DESPERATE it is so hard to find genuine hcs about him he's so over looked >;((

also just found ur account and am in love with everything u have written so far mate can't wait to see more from you, take care of yourself today!!

Stop this is so kind. 🥹🫶 And you’re so right about Sapnap being over looked !! But don’t worry, I’ve got your back. :) Just like my George hcs, I wil add more to this over time. * Also, to the person who sent the ask about Dream, I’m working on it !! *

Feel free to request !

SFW:

He’s actually such a sleepyhead.

He’s always hunting you down to ask you to cuddle with him so he can take a nap, falling asleep against your shoulder/knee whenever you’re busy.

Sure, he can sleep without you, but if he has the choice, he will always choose to sleep with you in his presence, since it helps him sleep better.

Secretly has so many pictures of you sleeping.

He’s sooo clingy

Constantly kissing you, hugging you, touching you in every way he possibly can.

But as clingy as he is, he knows when he needs to give you some space.

He has some major jealousy issues.

If any man other than him simply looks at you, he will give him a death stare, squeezing your thigh, wrapping his arm around you, pulling you closer to him.

It’s not that he doesn't trust you; of course he does; he’s just possessive. You’re his and his only, and he wants everybody to know it.

Constant fake fighting between the two of you.

But if he ever accidentally actually hurt you? He would be an apologizing mess, begging for your forgiveness, when in reality, you were holding back laughter from how hard he was trying when in reality you didn’t care as much as he thought you did.

As we know, Sapnap has a few insecurities, so I feel like he would need a bit of reassurance sometimes.

He would just randomly ask you questions that you always answered the same

"What’s your favorite thing about me?"

"How much do you love me on scale from 1-10?"

"Why are you with me?"

Please just remind him how much you love him.

Hate to break it to you, but he’s definitely a little bitch during fights.

And if you ever tried to kiss him or hug him mid-argument? Ohhh man.

If y’all were to ever get in a fight, just leave him alone. Literally, just walk off; it’s for the best.

He gets angered pretty easily, as we know, so basically just don’t piss him off.

He doesn’t mind pda at all. He doesn't even realize it’s something that some people don't like because it feels so normal to him.

He bases his mood off of yours. Not even on purpose; it just comes naturally.

You’re having a bad day? He’s having a bad day. You’re having the best day of your life? He’s having the best day of his life.

He spoils you so much, maybe even too much.

Anything and everything you want, he will get for you. It eventually gets to the point where you have to stop pointing out stuff you want because he buys it every. time.

He loves loves loves when you wear his clothes.

"Is that my hoodie?"

"Yes, when is it not."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

"It’s just you."

He also loves when you wear dresses/skirts.

He absolutely adores showering with you. Every time you shower together, he’s wishing he could stay in that moment forever and ever.

Late night drives with blasting music ?!?! Instant yes.

Speaking of music, it’s definitely a huge green flag for him if you like his music taste.

He will do everything in his power to protect you and keep you safe.

NSFW:

Do I even need to say he’s dominant ?!

If you ever seriously wanted to try being dominant, he would let you, but it would be followed up right after with him taking over.

I feel like he has a lottt of kinks.

Dirty talk, discipline, humiliation, teasing, overstimulation, daddy kink, orgasm control/denial, etc.

Ass guy 100%

Loves loves loves eating you out.

He loves your thighs so much oh my god 😵‍💫

Continuing off that, he loves to cum on your thighs or inside of you.

Gives you so many markings just to remind you you’re all his.

He’s so rough with you, he just has to give you the sweetest aftercare. :)

I feel like the only times he’d be gentle are early in the morning, late at night, or if one of you needed some comfort.

He totally kisses you the whole time, sloppy kisses, but still kisses.

He would much rather focus on your pleasure than his. You being pleasured brings him pleasure.

His favorite position is either doggy style or reverse cowgirl.

PUBLIC SEX HOLY SHIT …

Every time before he’s about to do something new he will ask you if it’s okay. Ex: Moving from giving you hickeys to eating you out, moving from eating you out to fucking you, etc.

I actually don’t think he’s that experienced…

When you’re not around, he will totally jack off to pictures of you. He has no shame about it.

I feel like he only goes for one or two rounds.

Oh, how he loves to get his hair pulled.

He also loves to be praised so much oh my god.

Overall, he is pretty dominant, but focuses on you more than himself. <3

[minecraftdog]

chiming in on the last anon, i feel like the fact that we all identified there are some things that are too insane to do with your friends is the point, even if those things are wildly different. Like we all have different qualifiers, but they do exist.

i completely agree with the physical touch=comfort, nakedness=intimacy not necessarily tied to sexual attraction part of what you said (i agree with the bed sharing, i love to cuddle my friends, and i don't really mind the sharing bathroom thing bc i used to play volleyball and that makes you get used to it really quickly) (but calling during a shower or going to the bathroom is something i would mute for even when i'm on the phone with my mum, i just couldn't)

on the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the case for them, which is what differentiates it from friendship to me at least. even with them we see how differently dnf act vs snf or dreamnap.

that's very true. you are spitting facts!! i also take it that way that in dnfes case that's the qualifiers that they are more than platonic.

we can't also ignore facts of moving a whole ass country and leaving your whole previous life for someone. I was recently thinking that, holy shit, from the meetup vlog it seems so clearly that the whole point of moving to the us was to meet dream. to live with dream. yeah he met sapnap before and he is important for him. but would he follow him like he followed dream?

[beeindaclouds]

hello! I just recently found your writing and binge read almost everything, I love it ^_^ I just had my wisdom teeth removed yesterday. could I possibly request dsmp and how they would take care of you after getting your wisdom teeth taken out? maybe you say something that makes them laugh after coming off the anesthesia? or turn it around and have one of them being the ones to get the procedure done and how they would act? :) if you're not comfy with it thats okay! thank you, have a good day!

Hallo, thank you for requesting!

Welcome to my blog btw, hoep you enjoy <3

DSMP taking care of you after you removed a wisdom tooth

Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Philza, Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude, Slimecicle, Aimsey

Click here before requesting, please <3

❝ Dream ❞

He goes dad mode

Making sure you're comfortable and not in pain, giving you food you can actually eat, comforting you when it starts hurting

He basically spoils you more then usual

❝ Georgenotfound ❞

He takes advantage of the situation to film tik toks

You cannot tell me he wouldn't do that

Unbeknownst to you, of course, cause you're still on anesthesia

Lots of laughs and fun for him, and a lot of confusion from you lol

❝ Sapnap ❞

Sapnap finds your anesthetic state pretty hilarious

But he's a good friend and he'll make sure you're ok

I imagine that whenever it starts to hurt he gently cup your cheeks, which warms you up and temporarily stops the pain. Or at least it's lessens it

❝ Badboyhalo ❞

He giggles a bit at you state, but is on parent mode 24/7

Cooks something warm for you, and that you could actually eat

And probably cuddles you after so that you can sleep and not think of the pain

❝ Skeppy ❞

He's an annoying little ass-

That will take the situation to his advantage and mess around with you more then usual

But if it's really painful he'll comfort you and make you hug his dog, cause cuddles are the best remedy

❝ Quackity ❞

Unlike popular belief, he's pretty serious about the whole situation

Throws a few jokes over your puffed cheeks here and there

But other than that he'll take his time to take care of you

❝ Karl Jacobs ❞

Little ol Karl will follow you around the house

Just to make sure you're not in pain, and that you take your medicine, and that you eat and drink

To distract you he'll pull you on the couch to watch some movies, just so you can take your time to relax and maybe sleep a bit

❝ Wilbur Soot ❞

He gently pokes your fluffed out cheeks as he chuckles of how cute you look

Man will take any chance he can get to tease you, even just a little

But he's lowkey worried, he just doesn't want to show it to not worry you

❝ Philza ❞

Dadza has arrived

He knows all the ways of taking care of you in this state

Between food, and comfort, and distractions, he came prepared and you were very thankful for that

❝ Technoblade ❞

"Stop complaining, I can here your pain form here"

"I didn't say anything"

Even with his sarcastic comments he is also worried, but likes to keep it to himself. He doesn't want to put more worries on you

❝ Nihachu ❞

With her you forget about the pain quiet quickly

She knows many ways to keep you distracted and make you forget about the pain

And she'll comfort you if the pain gets worse, offering Zuko as a cuddle buddy

❝ Eret ❞

She finds you cheeks quiet adorable

And cannot stop chuckling at them

Which just makes you chuckle even more because of the state your in

You two just go on and on with chuckles

❝ Punz ❞

"Hello, little hamster"

Expect for the nickname, he's secretly keeping an eye on you

Any sign of pain is a sign for him to find a way to ease it up. Mans allert 24/7 because he's worried about you

❝ FoolishGamers ❞

The constant chuckles coming from Foolish definitely don't go unnoticed

But he tries his best to be at your service and help you with the pain

For some reason I see him rubbign his cheek against yours to "massage the pain away"

❝ Awesamdude ❞

The moment you put foot into the house, he was right there ready to do anything for you

It pains him to see you hurt, so he'll try every way to make you feel better

Probably spends most of his time kissing your cheek to ease the pain. It works like a charm

❝ Slimecicle ❞

Brings out all his best material as a way of distracting you from the pain

Man will make you lose a lung just to distract you lol

Will film many videos of you in your anesthetic state just for funzies

❝ Aimsey ❞ [Fem!Reader]

You cannot tell me y'all wouldn't spend most of your time playing animal crossing

The game is so distracting that you're reminded of your pain only later on

And then they'll help you ease the pain and comfort you

[zee-stars]

Hello Hello! Poly karlnapity x reader pt 10

When you and Sap got back to the house, Karl was gone again. You wanted to check the library but Sapnap wanted to talk to you first.

You and him walked to the house and sat in the living room.

"Y/n, I've got a question."

"Anything Flame." He took a shakey breath. You could feel the slight shake of his hands.

"How did you know about Las Nevadas? None of us mentioned it." 'Shit!' You thought. You weren't sure how he would take the news but you guess it's now or never.

"Sapnap, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But everytime I left to go see a friend or whatever, I was going to Las Nevadas. I found Quackity there and he wasn't ready to see you guys again but I couldn't stay away from him." Tears formed at your eyes as the guilt filled your body. Sapnap was quiet and still. You could tell he was thinking deeply and you didn't want to interrupt.

"Why didn't you tell me?" The crack in his voice almost made you break.

"I'm sorry. I just thought you were stressed out enough. I didn't want you to feel bad cause Quackity didn't know or whatever it- it was never the right time I guess." You rambled. You were unsure if what you said made sense but it kinda summed up what you needed to.

"What was it like? When you were visiting him? What did you do?" He asked.

"I helped him build. We cuddled, napped, worked, and hung out." He nodded.

"Actually, did you know that Quackity made Las Nevadas all for us? So he could give us whatever we wanted? He wanted to get married there. He even made a place for us to do that." You smiled at the thought of a wedding.

"Really? George included?" You nodded.

"Well, not in the wedding. He could be like the flower girl or something." He laughed. A real Sapnap kinda laugh.

"What was the bedroom like?" He asked.

"God the bed was the best! So comfy and so much room! Though I'm sure that if you and Karl were there, there would be less room." He smiled again.

"Quackity's a bed hog. I'm surprised you even had room without us there."

"Okay but you literally cling to me in your sleep. If I move an inch you move an inch." He giggled again.

"Was it better? Without me and Karl there?" You shook your head quickly.

"Well I mean it was nice just getting to be with Quackity after so long but, there was always a sting of guilt. That I was with him and you guys weren't." He nodded.

"Are you sure that you want me to go stay with Quackity still?" You asked him.

"I mean... I am gonna miss you. But as long as you message me every day, and answer me if I need something, I'm okay with it." He nuzzled onto you and you played with his hair.

"Of course I'm gonna message you everyday! I may be with one of my loves but I will still miss the others! Even Karl, even though he's being a pain in the ass." When you mentioned his name you felt the tips of his hair heat up.

"Sap-"

"I can't believe he did that!" He shot off the couch and started to pace the room.

"What gives him the right to just do that to Quackity?! I know Quackity killed him but he agreed to it! I don't know what's wrong with him but he need to fix it! Or I'll-"

"Sap, you're on fire." His tips were fully lit and his hands were visibly shaking.

"I know it's hard and I know you're upset. But we need to start to find a way to talk to Karl. Maybe I could just talk to him." He was taking deep breaths to calm down and nodded.

"I could spend a few nights with Quackity and then you could stay with him and I could talk to Karl when you aren't here." He nodded.

"As long as Quackity is okay with it." You smiled.

"I think he will be. And besides, you and him have some catching up to do."

[quackiseok]

— sweet dreams

feral boys x gn! reader || headcanons

genre : fluff

warnings : swearing

summary : the feral boys' reaction to you falling asleep in their embrace or on them!

a/n : AYY HELLO!! i'm so sorry for the lack of content these last three days OTL but here's something i wrote, hope you guys liked it! ♡

song to listen to while reading :

— DREAM

let's say dream has just finished recording for his upcoming manhunt video and it was a chilly night

well, the solution? a gun CUDDLES!!! ♡

he's a sucker for cuddles and you love cuddling with him too, so why not?

the two of you plopped yourselves on the bed, warm blankets wrapping the two of you together

the first plan was to watch a movie, but the two of you ended up talking to each other and leaving the movie unwatched

he share many stories with you, letting you rest your head on his chest whilst listening to him. he would also put an arm around your shoulders to keep you warm and close to him 🥺

as time passes by, it was getting late. you felt really safe around dream, especially if you were in his embrace

your eyelids grew heavier each time you tried fighting it off and focus on dream's voice, which leads to you unconsciously falling asleep on his chest

after a few seconds talking, dream would realize your sleeping figure in his embrace and OHMYGOD

HE WANTS TO FREAK OUT SO BAD BECAUSE HOW CUTE YOU WERE—

lowkey scared that he might somehow crush you or something because you're the tiny little spoon in the current situation

man, he had to refrain himself from taking a picture of you sleeping in his embrace

and the fact that you felt safe enough to fall asleep in his arms makes him tear up (in a positive way!) 🥺

would slowly move you to a more comfortable position and carefully pull you closer to his chest, making sure that he doesn't wake you up

[hugs you tightly]

ALSO just like any other times, mans would secretly mark the date in his phone's calendar because OHMYGOD????? this date better be stamped on history books

after getting into a slightly more comfortable position, dream would just adore you— even only from looking at you, his serotonin level will always go 📈📈

would 100% whisper i love you's or other sweet words while looking at you

mans just smiling to himself, thinking about how much he loves you and adores you— and how lucky he is to have you in his embrace 🥺💞

after some time, he would start to drift away too and ending up sleeping while hugging you tightly in his arms 🥺

— GEORGE

the two of you were sleepyheads

like at the weekends? both you and george would just lazily lay on the bed and fall asleep together regardless what time it was

even at noon? NAP TIME

and today was one of those lazy days

you were laying your head on his lap, which leads to him to his habit of playing with your hair while joking around with you and talk about random things

he just absolutely adores your fluffy hair 🥺

he'd also learn how to braid hairs from youtube just so he could braid yours 🥺

AND SURPRISINGLY HE'S SO GOOD AT BRAIDING HAIRS 💞💞

the way he caressed your head was so comforting, which leads you to feel sleepy. you still wanted to talk with george so you tried fighting off the sleepiness but ended up falling asleep anyways

after not hearing a respond from you, he realized you fell asleep.

WAIT, YOU FELL ASLEEP ON HIS LAP AND THE WAY YOU LOOKED SO ADORABLE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL—

a blush crept up on his cheeks as he looked at your sleeping figure on his lap

ohmygod he absolutely adores this and 100% would plan more sleepy days with you just to see you fall alseep on his lap again

george would admire you shyly, his fingers still softly caressing your hair while making sure not to do it too hard since he doesn't want to wake you up 🥺

he looks at you > gets shy from how adorable you are and how much he loves you > look away > missing looking at you > back to the first step (put this cycle on repeat)

GOSH he just wants to pull you close to his embrace now but that's not possible to do since he doesn't want to wake you up ;(

as he secretly admires you, he would slowly feel sleepy too but he doesn't want to move you away from his lap

so this man right here decided to just sleep in a sitting position which he didn't mind too much since he could still lean his back on the stacked pillows

come on— he doesn't wanna ruin this adorable moment :( it's worth the back pain according to him 👍

and so with that, the two of you fell alseep peacefully 🥺💞

— SAPNAP

mans a whole ass tease @ you

mf would browse through hundreds of websites and collect the cheesiest jokes he can find to use them on you later 😳

also won't stop clinging on you for 24/7 but you don't mind since he's so adorable 🥺💞

and today was just the same like any other days, he clung on you and begged you to cuddle with him

how can you refuse such a sweet offer????

so here you are now laying on the bed with his arms around your shoulders, holding you close to him

the two of you would just joke and laugh at many things, just havin' a wholesome fun time 🥺

don't forget the fluffy blankets around the two of you (you adore soft blankets so sapnap bought you at least 3 blankets and you absolutely loved all three of them 🥺)

until at one point everything felt so comfortable that you didn't even realize you were drifting yourself to sleep

and the moment sapnap realized you fell asleep sweetly in his embrace?

[!(-?#?2@&&????? SCREAMS???? —NO, MAKE THE SCREAM SILENT SO IT WON'T WAKE YOU UP]

he can't help but let out a soft chuckle when saw your sleeping figure

oh man, he was gripping on the pillow tightly so that he doesn't lose control and pull you closer to him which could wake you up

100% gonna make you cuddle with him everyday until you fall asleep on him (mans just making it a routine now)

he would also have to refrain himself from squishing your cheeks while looking at you in awe 🥺💞

even though he's growing sleepy too, he won't give in so easily

like— hello??? a cutie pie just fell asleep in my arms, sleep can wait 🖐🖐

but then eventually he'll fall asleep anyways, but he swore he tried his best keeping his eyelids up and that's sweet 🥺

((would 100% unconsciously pull you closer and just hug you tightly in his sleep ♡))

— QUACKITY

we all know how much alex LOVES driving and mans really good at it (he knows what he's doing fellas)

especially with you 😳😳

the two of you would blast banger songs together while enjoying the road and the pretty view from the window 🥺

it was one of those afternoons again where the two of you went for a stroll with his car

both you and alex planned on only going for a short stroll, but ended up strolling around for almost 3 hours now

but neither of you cared, alex loves spending lots of time with you and same goes with you 🥺💞

the two of you wanted to get some fresh air for a bit after such a long drive, so you stopped by at the nearest field before driving back home

and man, the view was indeed beautiful

the two of you had moved to the back seat so he can get closer to you

as the two of you talked while watching the sun setting down, you started feeling a little bit sleepy

you shrugged it off at first and continued to talk with alex, but then you couldn't help but fall asleep with your head leaned on his shoulders eventually

and when he realized you has fallen asleep on his shoulders?

OH MY— HIS HEART WENT BRRRRRR BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE

definitely will plan on doing this in the furture but at home so he can just adore your sleeping figure for as long as he wants to

he has to drive back home but this moment is very important so he chose to stay there for at least the next 1 more hour 🥺💞

he just wants to kiss you on the forehead so bad but he's scared that he might wake you up :[

but then again, it was getting really late and he has to drive the two of you back home so he would carefully make you lay down on the back seat and he would put his jacket underneath your head as a pillow 🥺💞

and when the two of you arrived back home, he would carefully carry you back in and just cuddle you up for the rest of the night until he falls asleep too ♡

— KARL

karl jacobs has 2 moods : the wholesome mood and the cursed mood, no in betweens

he can either be very wholesome and send you the cutest hamster pics ever or just send you cursed, unexplainable images like macaronis boiled in gatorade

but even though he's in the cursed mood, his clinginess for you will stay the same ♡ (which you absolutely loved)

you loved both of his moods anyways since it's sweet and funny 🥺💞

today, he was feeling extra wholesome so he would just chill with you on the sofa in your matching frog hoodies and your head on his lap

((yes, he bought matching frog hoodies with you at christmas to wear them together 🥺👉👈))

the two of you would be watching cartoons, especially adventure time!! (it's superior cartoon, you can't change my mind)

then as time passes by, you felt your eyelids grew heavy but you tried fighting it back

yeah, you ended up falling asleep at the end 😔

karl noticed how you grew silent and when he checked on you only to see you sleeping on his lap?

yeah karl's never gonna leave his seat, 100%

mans just smiling to himself from looking at how cute you are in your oversized frog hoodie, asleep on his lap 🥺

GOSH this better happen frequently in the future because if not? he'll commit ARSON

he would try softly play with your hair, making sure his touches were soft so he doesn't wake you up

the cartoon is now long forgotten, his focus is just full on the sweetheart sleeping on his lap 🥺💞

he would constantly check on you and pull the blanket back up to your body if it moves back down, and make sure that he doesn't shift his legs too much because it might wake you up :(

will also try his best to not fall asleep because MAN, HE CAN'T JUST SKIP THIS HISTORICAL MOMENT

but he fell asleep anyways after holding back for around 40 minutes, which is impressive 😳

just like george, he doesn't mind falling asleep in a sitting position 👍 backpain = worth it

[spicyhoneybunnybeez]

Left alone at home (SMUT) (18+ ONLY!)

♡Genre: SMUT, MINORS DNI!

♡virgin!c!Sapnap x GN!virgin!Reader (with poly!Dream Team at the end)

♡Format: Fanfiction

♡Summary: You and Sapnap grow hot and bothered after making out for a while. What better way to release the tension then with some dry humping while you wait for Dream and George to come home.

You didn't know how it happened, it just happened. You two were bored laying in bed, waiting for Dream and George to return from whatever it is the two of them had to do and innocent cuddling just grew boring after a while.

Gentle kisses turned into a heavy make out session and the next thing you know, you're sitting on Sapnap's lap, kissing him and tangling your fingers in his hair while his grip on your hips tighten with each tug you give. You don't know whose in control at the moment, all you two do know is that the both of you are having fun and that you're beginning to get all hot and bothered.

"(Y/n)," you hear a breathy call of your name when you break the kiss for some air. Sapnap's just as red in the face as you are and you can feel his cock twitch against you, causing you to grind down on him out of instinct. He jolts and moans at the action, grinding up to meet your movement, panting and whimpering while he does so.

"I-Is this okay?" You ask, grinding down a little harder against him. You shudder hard and moan when he starts to rub against a certain sweet spot of yours and your hands soon leave his hair in favour of wrapping your arms around his neck tight as a way to keep you grounded.

You feel Sapnap nod frantically as he rests his head against your shoulder, you can feel your shirt get wet and you aren't sure if that's from him drooling or sobbing. You can't judge him though, you're practically crying and drooling from the newfound strong stimulation as well. Who would've guessed that just grinding against each other would've felt so good, definitely not the two of you.

"O-Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum...," Sapnap whines out. Being just as inexperienced as you, the feeling of this was way too good for him, bordering on almost way too much too, but he can't find it in himself to stop and neither could you. You feel him grind against you harder and faster and you can't help but squeal at his action, growing limp and letting him use you as he wishes. It isn't long before you feel yourself getting closer as well.

"C-Can I cum? Please, please (y/n), let me cum with you," now its your turn to nod frantically at his pleading. The heat in both your stomachs seem to grow and grow until something finally snaps and the two of you are practically shaking and squealing in each others grip.

You two are an absolute mess when you both finally cum. Your faces are covered with tears and drool and your sure both your pants are absolutely messed up at the moment, but you two can't seem to find it in yourselves to care, choosing instead to give each other more kisses while you two come back down from your shared high.

A low whistle can be heard, causing the both of you two jump and turn your heads towards the direction of the sound. You can feel your red face grow impossibly redder as you see Dream and George standing in front of the doorway, watching you two with giant smirks on their faces paired with a dark, almost malicious look in their eyes. Before you two can untangle yourselves from one another George tsk's and orders you two to stay put, you both can't help but comply in your still hazy state.

"Who knew leaving two blushing virgins alone would make such a mess..." George and Dream are quick to walk over and sit behind both you and Sapnap respectively. Their hands wander from your throats, to your chest, down to your waists, gripping them loosely.

"I told you, we should've gave them some rules to follow," you shudder as you feel George's lips brush against your neck as he says those words. Dream can only chuckle against Sapnap's own neck, placing a kiss on the hickey you unknowingly left on him.

"Hey, to be fair, I didn't know they'd be such naughty pets doing bad things behind our backs like this."

Now its George's turn to chuckle. Without any warning, he shoves you a little closer to Sapnap until your chests are pressed firmly against one another. The harsh treatment causes you to whine and you shudder when you feel George press closely against you as well.

"Well, we still have a lot to teach them, don't we Georgie?" Sapnap lets out a sudden cry when he feels Dream's teeth suddenly graze the back of his neck, biting down hard enough to leave a mark.

"Oh, we definitely do."

A/N: Hello hi, I cannot believe this fic is my comeback to writing smut fics again. This has been on my mind for literal ages, I just love sub inexperienced Sapnap with my whole ass heart. Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed reading this!

(Requests are open and anon is on!)

[princessofprocrastination]

hii i don't know if the requests are open but if it is i just wanna request a short scenario where sapnap comforts reader (she/her pronouns preferred) after reader wakes him up just to kill (i really do feel bad when somebody kills it too so maybe he can just throw it out😔) a bug because not so long ago i saw this giant ass bug in the corner of my room at 4 a.m. and i am TERRIFIED of bugs so i had a mental breakdown while waking up my roommate to throw it out and that night i couldn't sleep properly so yeah it would be nice if sapnap would comforts and cuddle with the reader😭😭

also sorry if this sounds complicated or stupid, please take care of yourself and drink some water <33

Please Kill It For Me? (Sapnap)

pairing : sapnap x fem!reader

summary : as you were making dinner, you spot the biggest bug you've ever seen. being terrified of them, you left the kitchen to reluctantly wake up your boyfriend.

a/n : hey! my requests are always open since i usually don't have ideas anymore so thank you for sending me one! this one was so cute to think about and write. and you want comforting sap? i got you ;)

your boyfriend has an odd sleeping schedule, being awake from midnight till the next morning, and then sleeping through the night.

lately, however, his sleeping schedule had been getting a bit more normal, sleeping at a reasonable timing.

but he was up late last night, having to film a manhunt for his friend, dream, and now, there he was on your shared bed, napping.

he had told you to wake him up just in time when dinner is ready, and you promised that you would.

now, standing at the entrance of your bedroom, you were hesitant to wake him.

because it hadn't been dinner time yet. you barely even started on making it.

but you couldn't step foot in the kitchen anymore knowing the monster that was in it.

so here you are, standing small by your bedroom door, trying to figure out your next move.

of course, you had to just wake him, that was your only option here. but you felt bad. he looked exhausted this morning, hence the nap.

and you didn't want his nap to be cut short just because of your fear of a bug way smaller than you, that people say is harmless.

you replayed the scene of seeing the bug in the kitchen in your head again, and shuddered in disgust.

yeah, you need to wake him to get that thing out of your house, immediately.

but how? he looked so incredibly peaceful, his eyebags not as bad as it were this morning.

you had an internal battle with yourself in your head and replayed your choices of this moment.

don't wake him and he gets to get his extra hour of sleep like he deserved and he'll wake up refreshed.

only if you didn't wake him, that giant monster of a creepy crawly is still in your house, your kitchen and your boyfriend will not be getting food in his stomach for dinner.

but wake him, and he'd be deprived an extra hour of sleep and he's be tired and wake up late tomorrow, which then shifts his entire sleeping schedule, and he'd be back to sleeping in the morning in no time.

but if you were to wake him, he'd get the bug and you can continue to live in this house peacefully and get back in the kitchen and make him his meal for today.

crap, you're back to square one.

you stand in your position for another minute or two, going over what was best.

until you finally thought, 'what the fuck' and decided to wake him. you needed to get back into that kitchen and cook. and you knew that if he were to get that bug out, you could sleep peacefully at night.

you walked slowly to him, not wanting to startle or wake him with your footsteps padding the dark hardwood floor.

huh? you need to wake him anyway. you told yourself. you were being stupid right now. the faster you wake him, the faster he gets that thing out of the house

and with that, you sit by him on the bed and slowly put your hands on his shoulder.

it was still too soft for him to wake up, though. you were still battling yourself in your own head about waking him up from his deserving nap.

you shook him lightly, trying to wake up but not startle him. "baby?" you called out.

no response. he's still in dreamland.

damn it. you needed to be louder and shake him stronger.

you exhaled through your mouth, pushing yourself to really try to wake him, this time.

you shake his shoulders with more force this time. you need him to wake up. god knows where that bug is now.

"hm?" you heard him come out with a response.

god bless. he's awake.

"can you- uh, do something for me?" you stuttered over your words a little.

he turns from his position on the bed from away from you to looking at you on his side.

"yeah?" he says, voice still laced with sleep. well, you did just wake him out of a 3 hour nap.

"i'm sorry, i didn't want to wake you, you were so peacef-" you were cut off.

"it's fine, i'm awake now. what did you want?" he asked, smile on his lips showing you that he wasn't mad at your for waking him up.

you sighed out and finally came out with it. "there's this bug in the kitchen, and i can't cook if it's still there." you told him, embarrassed.

you see his smile grow larger as you tell him the reason he was awakened.

he laughs out softly. "you need me to get that for you?" he caresses your cheek. you nodded to him.

"i wanted to get dinner ready before i woke you up, i swear. but i can't if that's still in there, just staring at me cooking." you told him, a little shy after he laughed.

"you are so cute." he tells you, before taking the duvet covers off him to get up. "come on, let's find the culprit." he takes your hand and walks out the room.

after he found it on the kitchen counter, still the same place you found it before, he killed it and wiped the counter so you could finish making dinner.

"i'm sorry, i really didn't want to wake you, you can go back to sleep and i'll finish cooking." you told him, still apologetic that he had to wake up.

you were heating up a pan full of oil to continue before he comes up behind you, hands sliding on your waist to hug you closer to him.

"nope, i'm staying here to watch my beautiful girlfriend cook." he tells you, kissing the top of your head. "it's the least i could do from sleeping all day." he sways you gently.

[azuregiggles]

Lame Jokes

Summary: George has a terrible sense of humor. Can Dream make it out unscathed?

Warnings: tickles, fluff, swearing.

Notes: Take it platonic or romantic, whatever makes you comfortable. There nothing explicitly romantic about it though. Dedicated to @fluffallamaful and the anon here

It was an ordinary day, the Dream Team decided to take a break and not stream, just enjoy a relaxing day to themselves. Well, it started off relaxing. Sap was napping on one sofa, Patches curled up on his back, enjoying the soothing rise and fall of his breathing. Dream was scrolling through Twitter on his fanart account, and smiling as he watched his wonderful fans react to his attention. George, who was typically calm, was actually feeling giddy. He'd actually finished editing a video on his own a the pride was getting to him.

He strolled into the livingroom wearing one of Sapnap’s red hoodies that he put on because "it was my laundry therefore I can wear it". In reality he'd done it knowing it would annoy Sap and make Dream laugh. He held his head high and strutted up to the blonde who was laid across the sofa on his back. "Guess what Dream. You'll never guess what I just did."

The man in the green t-shirt only hummed.

George, unsatisfied by this response put more effort into pestering his roommate "I saaaid guess what!" He sat on Dream's legs and bounced up and down. He giggled as the other grunted.

"You're heavy asshole, get off." Dream looked up from his phone, shoving at the older man.

George giggled and went limp, sprawling his dead weight across his friend. "Not till you answer me properly."

Dream groaned though he couldn't help but giggle a bit. "Fiiinnnneeee! What?"

"Chicken butt!" The ravenette laughed.

Dream growled "You're such an idiot George! Go away!"

The older man remained in his present position though he did roll over to look at Dream. "No, I don't think I will. You called me an idiot and idiots don't listen to people."

The blonde scoffed and huffed "Seriously!? Whatever. Stay there idiot. I don't care."

George hummed "I will. You're just gonna have to deal with it Dream"

"Whatever." He resumed scrolling.

Silence overcame the pair, letting Dream relax again. Admittedly having George on him reminded him of his weighted blanket and he started to take comfort in the presence. One of his hands started rubbing George's back. 

"What are you doing idiot?" George stirred from being lost in thought. Dream didn't answer, simply continuing the subconscious action. "Hey Dream~" 

"Yeah?" 

"What's brown and sticky?"

"What?" Dream giggled "What is wrong with you? I-I don't know what am supposed to say?"

"A stick"

Dream's smile fell. "You're an idiot. I hate you"

George giggled and hummed "What do call a cow with no legs?"

"A cow with no- What kind of question is that?" He smiled "I dunno what DO you call a cow with no legs?" 

"Ground beef"

Dream groaned "You're an idiot, get off you lost your cuddle privileges." Despite saying this he continued rubbing the other's back and made no attempt at moving him.

George pursed his lips as he thought again. "Knock knock"

"No" 

"Knock knock"

"Ugh, whatever, who's there?"

"Owls"

"Owls who?"

"That's right owls go whooo whooo" George cracked up. 

"You're literally so dumb, go edit your video idiot. I'm not gonna do it for you this time." Dream shook his head though he was smiling fondly. 

George glared "actually! I'm out here because I'm already DONE editing that video, thank you very much." He sassed and flicked Dream's nose.

"Ow! Idiot! There's NO way I'm gonna believe your lazy ass managed to finish already."

"Well you better believe it. I can show you. It's rendering right now idiot."

"I'm not getting up"

"Then you have to believe me. Sorry those are the rules." George blew a raspberry at Dream.

"Mmhm whatever you say idiot." The blonde rolled his eyes.

"If you don't believe go look."

"I'm not gonna go look."

"Because you know you're wrong"

"No~ because you're an idiot" 

"Knock Knock"

"Fine! Get up I'll go look." 

George shook his head. "If I'm right you have to listen to more of my jokes."

Dream giggled "no, your jokes suck now get off."

"No. You're just gonna have to lay here until you agree." 

"Oh. My god. George, you're an idiot. Now get off so I can see your stupid video."

"My video isn't stupid, just come look!"

"I said I'm going to look I'm just not taking your stupid bet- ow!" Dream rubbed the side of his head that had been whacked by a throw pillow. "What the hell Sap?"

"Just go look at his fuckin' video so he'll shut up! And give back my hoodie you British fuck" The youngest groaned as George stuck out his tongue. 

Dream scoffed "Oh my- whatever. Let's go see if your dumb video is rendering if it is I will listen to ONE more of your lame ass jokes."

George giggled and nodded "deal."

The pair got up from the sofa, neither appreciated the lack of warmth, and they walked down to George's room. A pink sign shaped like a crown with plastic gems that had "Nap Queen" written in blue paint hung on the door. The sign had been a gag gift from Dream but George was to lazy and found it too fitting to remove it. 

They entered the room and made their way over to the pc. Dream leaned down and looked at the editing software. Surely enough it was currently rendering out George's new video. 

"Wow Gogy! I'm actually impressed, good job!" Dream ruffled George's hair.

Naturally the ravenette slapped the affectionate hand away and scoffed "See! I told you so! You owe me an apology."

"Not happening, now tell me your dumb joke so I can go back upstairs and lay down." He sat on the edge of George's bed. 

George glared at the younger. He wanted the blonde to pay for insulting his effort and not even being willing to apologize. He smirked and stepped closer to Dream as the perfect joke came to mind "Alright then, I see how it is"

Dream grew visibly anxious from George's body language "okay? Tell me the joke then. I don't have all day."

George bent down and rested his hands on Dream's thighs, keeping him from standing "Tell me Dream~ How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh~?"

The younger man stiffened. He'd heard this joke before, he knew the answer. Unfortunately, he also knew that glint in George's eyes meant he wouldn't be going anywhere until he answered. "Uh… ehehe I-I don't know?" He tried.

"Take a guess~"

"W-Well… ah!" He squeaked as George's fingers began tapping their way up to his hips. "No! Geohohorge dohohont!"

"I'm not doing anything! I just need you to answer the question. How many tickles to make an octopus laugh?" He teased.

Dream turned deep red "G-GEHEHEORGE PLEHEHEASE!"

"I haven't done anythin'~ just answer and it'll be over." 

"T-Tehen! Tehehen"

"Ten what?"

"Nohoho!"

"Ten what~?" 

"Tehehen tihihickles" Dream covered his face and braced for the attack. He waited for seconds that felt like hours, giggling frantically as George's hands stayed put. He peeked out only to yelp as he was met by a devilish smirk and deep brown eyes

"That's right Dreamie! Ten Tickles!" He dug into Dream's sides, relishing in the giddy squeal the anticipation had earned him. "Aww but it looks like you only need one tickle to make you laugh Dream~ isn't that right idiot~? You're so tickle tickle tickle tickle ticklish!"

Dream wheeze and sank to the floor, trapping himself against the bed "Geheheorge FUHUHUCK ohohoff! Stahahap! Plehehease I'm *wheeze* I'm sahaharry!"

George pushed his friend's hoodie up and smirked "oooh! I found your belly Dream! It's right here! And here! And here!" With each 'here' he pinched and poked a new part of the blonde's exposed tummy.

"No! Nohoho George dohohont! You're SUHUHUCH ahahn ihihidiot! gehehet OHOHOFF wahahait DOHOHONT!" each time his belly was touched Dream was sent reeling in high pitched cackles. 

"You're much more obedient this way~ maybe I should tickle you more often~" George cooed.

Dream shook his head, tossing his already messy hair around. "Dohohont you DAAAAHAHARE! NAHAT THEHEHERE! *WHEEZE* STAHP STAHAHAP STAHP GEHEORGE *WHEEZE* PLEHEHEASE" his eyes clamped shut and his face was deep red with tears forming. His legs kicked out and he tried to push George away. 

George laughed, finally ceasing his attack so he could double over "ahahall that juhuhust for a lihihittle behelly button!?"

Dream curled up and panted, tugging his hoodie strings to hide his expression "I fuhuhucking hahahahate you!"

George giggled and rubbed his friend's back "no you don't." 

The blonde could only roll his eyes "Hey George~"

"What idiot?" 

"You remind me of someone in that hoodie"

"Oh? Who?"

"His name is elmo"

"The puppet?"

"More specifically, tickle me elmo"

"Tickle me- AH! DREHEHEAM!"

"Don't mind if I do~"

[angy-mouse]

Listen to Your Demons

I don't care that it wasn't requested, I don't care that it's probably the worst thing I've posted on this account, I don't care that I wrote this instead of writing my English assignment. Sometimes you just need some demon dream team comfort and cuddles.

I think this is my first gender-neutral fic so lmk if I fucked up

“George if you don’t get your ass-”

George let out a groan to cut his friend off, ignoring the glare he received as he rolled over. “I’m working here,” he mumbled, watching through half-lidded eyes as his target slugged through his house, annoying his already irritable wife. The two were already on the brink of a divorce and George had been summoned by someone to help push them over the edge. Something about the woman belonged with him but the husband had gotten to her first, so if only they were divorced the two could be together. He wasn’t paying that much attention.

Dream huffed and influenced the woman with some pride, causing her to huff and begin ranting about how she didn’t need this and could do better before storming out of the house. “There, job done, now come home.”

“What’s the deal? I figured you and Sap would be thrilled to have our little darling to yourselves for the day.”

Dream’s wings bristled, but George was never good at reading the room so he tried to calm his frustration. “They won’t stop working,” he told him through gritted teeth. “I tried to influence them that they deserved a break and they brushed me off. They’re going to run themselves dry again, Georgie.”

That got George’s attention. He sat up on his cloud and smacked Dream’s shoulder. “Then what the hell are we doing here?”

Dream bit his tongue- for your sake- and the two rushed back home. They found you exactly where Dream left you: washing the dishes with Sapnap sitting on the floor with his face tucked against your hip because he didn’t know what else to do other than cuddle you. He looked up as the two walked in and hit them with the puppy eyes he’s had since you crawled out of his hold that morning.

George pressed against your back and draped his arms over your shoulders, holding you close as he nuzzled the back of your neck. “Darling,” he whined, “where’s my welcome back kiss?”

The boys all watched in shock as you turned your head, gave him a swift kiss on his temple, then turned back to the sink. That wasn’t a kiss, that was a peck. You never gave pecks. You gave sweet kisses that made them feel like more than heaven’s rejects. Kisses that made them smile against your lips and decide all over again that they’d protect you from heaven or hell.

George refused to give up. “Come on, darling, you know that’s not what I meant. Why don’t you come sit down and give me a proper kiss, hmm?”

He didn’t put much influence into his voice, wanting to see how bad your situation was, and you shook your head. “I have to get these done, Georgie.”

“Awe, they can wait a few minutes,” he promised, rubbing your shoulders and putting more sin into his voice. “Come cuddle, luv.” He could see you falter before shaking your head and he laid it on thick, lips skimming your ear as he spoke. “You can spare some time for us, can’t you, luv? I missed having you in my arms while I was gone. Why don’t you come lay down with us? We’ll take care of this later, you should rest.”

They watched your resolve slowly crumble with every persuasive word from his lips until you were leaning back against him, letting him dry your hands as he slowly backed away from the sink. “Why don’t you let Sapnap carry you, darling? You should rest your legs,” George cooed and once you nodded Sapnap eagerly scooped you up bridal style and carried you off to the bedroom- they had you.

“There you go,” Sapnap mumbled, laying you down and settling next to you, George pressing against your other side. “Our precious sugar,” he cooed as he maneuvered you into being his little spoon and pressed his lips to your head.

“Sweet little baby,” George chirped as if agreeing with the wrath demon, leaning forward to give you a bunny kiss as your half-lidded eyes fluttered with sleep.

Dream found he could finally relax as he climbed into bed behind George and wrapped his long arms over all three of you, making sure his little family was safe and sound.

[batwritings]

So I have headcannon vibes for people and honestly it's odd how I describe them but they make sense to me???

Sapnap gives me the vibe of "Yeah, I'm hot shit and I know it" and would be a guy who instead of having like a tooth pick in his mouth, he just has a match.

Dream... this mf reminds me of kubz scouts just saying 'fuckboi' in his old yansim vids. Like he's cock as fuck, but he will immediately be humbled when he knows he's lost.

George = couch potato cat that absolutely loves cuddles and will cry if it doesn't get attention.

Sam gives me big time 'I served in the army, I will not hesitate to throw your ass off a cliff or in my bed.' vibes.

Techno is the dude who is still stuck in his college years but became a young ceo that gives zero fucks about everything.

Phil gives me cool dad/uncle vibes, who will smuggle his favorite small child family member candy, toys and money.

Bad gives that cool young uncle vibes who's kinda in college but like not in college. Like you could without a doubt leave your drink unattended with him and know he won't mess with it, definitely watch over it without you asking.

Wilbur gives me pretty boy vibes, who will be one of those kind of friends to take you out after you get your heart broken while your meaner friends (i.e. Schlatt) go beat the shit out of your ex.

Schlatt gives the vibes of 'I say I don't like you, but I really do like you and you are my friend. If anyone one fucks with you, their body will not be recovered.'

Foolish gives cool uncle/big brother who raised younger sibling vibes.

-🌸

I am 100% on board with all these ideas and love all of them :) Especially both Bad and Schlatt!!

[zee-stars]

Hello Hello! Poly karlnapity x reader pt 10

When you and Sap got back to the house, Karl was gone again. You wanted to check the library but Sapnap wanted to talk to you first.

You and him walked to the house and sat in the living room.

"Y/n, I've got a question."

"Anything Flame." He took a shakey breath. You could feel the slight shake of his hands.

"How did you know about Las Nevadas? None of us mentioned it." 'Shit!' You thought. You weren't sure how he would take the news but you guess it's now or never.

"Sapnap, I'm sorry I didn't tell you. But everytime I left to go see a friend or whatever, I was going to Las Nevadas. I found Quackity there and he wasn't ready to see you guys again but I couldn't stay away from him." Tears formed at your eyes as the guilt filled your body. Sapnap was quiet and still. You could tell he was thinking deeply and you didn't want to interrupt.

"Why didn't you tell me?" The crack in his voice almost made you break.

"I'm sorry. I just thought you were stressed out enough. I didn't want you to feel bad cause Quackity didn't know or whatever it- it was never the right time I guess." You rambled. You were unsure if what you said made sense but it kinda summed up what you needed to.

"What was it like? When you were visiting him? What did you do?" He asked.

"I helped him build. We cuddled, napped, worked, and hung out." He nodded.

"Actually, did you know that Quackity made Las Nevadas all for us? So he could give us whatever we wanted? He wanted to get married there. He even made a place for us to do that." You smiled at the thought of a wedding.

"Really? George included?" You nodded.

"Well, not in the wedding. He could be like the flower girl or something." He laughed. A real Sapnap kinda laugh.

"What was the bedroom like?" He asked.

"God the bed was the best! So comfy and so much room! Though I'm sure that if you and Karl were there, there would be less room." He smiled again.

"Quackity's a bed hog. I'm surprised you even had room without us there."

"Okay but you literally cling to me in your sleep. If I move an inch you move an inch." He giggled again.

"Was it better? Without me and Karl there?" You shook your head quickly.

"Well I mean it was nice just getting to be with Quackity after so long but, there was always a sting of guilt. That I was with him and you guys weren't." He nodded.

"Are you sure that you want me to go stay with Quackity still?" You asked him.

"I mean... I am gonna miss you. But as long as you message me every day, and answer me if I need something, I'm okay with it." He nuzzled onto you and you played with his hair.

"Of course I'm gonna message you everyday! I may be with one of my loves but I will still miss the others! Even Karl, even though he's being a pain in the ass." When you mentioned his name you felt the tips of his hair heat up.

"Sap-"

"I can't believe he did that!" He shot off the couch and started to pace the room.

"What gives him the right to just do that to Quackity?! I know Quackity killed him but he agreed to it! I don't know what's wrong with him but he need to fix it! Or I'll-"

"Sap, you're on fire." His tips were fully lit and his hands were visibly shaking.

"I know it's hard and I know you're upset. But we need to start to find a way to talk to Karl. Maybe I could just talk to him." He was taking deep breaths to calm down and nodded.

"I could spend a few nights with Quackity and then you could stay with him and I could talk to Karl when you aren't here." He nodded.

"As long as Quackity is okay with it." You smiled.

"I think he will be. And besides, you and him have some catching up to do."

[quackiseok]

— my honeypie

dream team x reader || headcanons

genre : fluff

warnings : swearing , public nervousness

anon asked : Omh your kisses hcs were so cute 🥰 could I request hcs with dream and george (and anyone else is you want!) with a shy reader?? Like, social anxiety and loner type of person? Thank you in advance, Darling! ❤

a/n : ANON ISTG YOU'RE THE SWEETEST 🥺💞 this is such a cute idea!! i'm so sorry this took so long but i hope you like it :] and i'm really sorry for the grammatical mistakes my brain was going WJEJRJRJRR while writing this OTL

song to listen to while reading :

; DREAM

he would be VERY careful around you

he would also be very caring towards you, always making sure that you're comfortable with him! :]

even though sometimes he would tease you by giving you cheesy pick up lines, he's actually the SWEETEST mf alive 🥺

he secretly LOVES how your face turns red when the two of you look at each other for more than 5 seconds 👉👈

as much as he wanted to tease you and just turn you into a human heater, he will refrain himself with all his might from doing so because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable :(

and when the two of you are cuddling and you turned red because how close the two of you were? [internal positive screaming from dream cause— man, you're just too cute and that should be illegal]

has a thing for : you hiding your face on his chest or the crook of his neck when you're feeling embarrassed or flustered psst, he enjoys it when you do that because he thinks you're so adorable AAAAA

he would also definitely let out a giggle before pulling you into his embrace when you're feeling shy, just letting you melt and hide your face on his chest,,,,,,,,,,,

and he doesn't want you to feel bad for being shy, so he would ALWAYS be very comforting when you're being shy,, like patting your back in a hug while whispering sweet stuff and say that "it's okay! i love you just the way you are, don't be sorry for being yourself." HNNGBTHHHTH HE IS SO WHOLESOME IM GONNA BURST INTO TEARS

in public? 100% protective mode on the whole time

will literally give actual death glares to people who makes you uncomfy with zero hesitation

if someone is obviously making you uncomfortable? he'd step into the conversation, somehow smoothly brought the bond to an end like it's so smooth that the person probably wouldn't even notice the death glare he's giving,,

either way, you're so thankful he's really good at talking things out 🥺🥺

but you love his protective side since it makes you feel safe!! :]

he'll always check on you and make sure that you're feeling ok :) if you don't mind, he'll gladly hold your hand and bring you closer to him

he would always try to distract you from feeling nervous by asking about the things you're interested in so you'd be distracted and just happily focus with the conversation between the two of you 🥺

((he loves the way you beam up when you talk about the things you love 🥺💞))

so overall? dream is a protective, loving dog boy who will literally square anyone up if they dare make you feel uncomfortable

; GEORGE

even though the two of you are both shy, george is definitely more protective over you

he 100% thinks you're so cute when you get all flushed around him so he couldn't help but tease you sometimes

but he does it occasionally and he only tease you mildly since he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable around him :((

has a thing for you getting shy in his hoodies, especially his merch hoodies >:]

why, you ask?

BECAUSE OOTMFMYGOD when you get flustered, your cheeks would go red and you'll cover your face with those cute sweater paws from his oversized hoodies and ohmyggdodod is it even possible not to let out a slight blush from the cute sight???

instead of admitting to you that he LOVES seeing you in his oversized hoodies, he would just randomly give you his hoodie and say stuff like "wear it, it's getting cold here." "wear this. it's comfortable, i swear." AAAAAAA <//3

ah yes, the two of you love cuddles and hugs but both are shy as well. what could happen?

the two of you are shy, of course. but this man would literally risk everything just to cuddle you, like even though he feels like he's gonna melt into a puddle if he makes a move on you, he does it anyways >:)

it's cute how he would just immediately turn red after giving you a hug, and you'll also turn red like him after a few seconds! but the two of you really said 'fuck it' and just melt into a puddle together ♡

but when in public?

george would 100% gets protective and less shy when it comes to protecting you

he would act SO COLD towards people who visibly makes you nervous or uncomfortable, so cold that he can end uncomfortable conversations immediately. mans deadass can stop the global warming with his attitude 😳

even though he looks cold, you're thankful that he can get the two of you out of such situations like that! :]

will let you play with his fingers when you need distraction or he'll show you cottagecore minecraft houses and ask you to build one with him later which would distract you from feeling nervous 🥺

and always make sure that you're feeling okay, and will offer you to go home and cuddle instead if you say you're not feeling great 👉👈

overall? george is a shy cat boy who secretly cares so much and will do anything just to see you smile or make you feel better

; SAPNAP

this mf right here will tease you almost everyday just to see you all flustered and red because of his cheesy words

but of course, he knows when to stop. mans knows the line!! :D

he just couldn't help it 'cause??? you're just so fucking cute????? like everytime he sees you his heart goes AKSJEKWKSJEJS because how cute you are 🥺

mans would definitely lift you up out of no where whenever he sees you doing nothing

like when you're walking down the hallway? he goes to you and just picks you up bridal style while nuzzling his face on you because DAMMMIT YOURE JUST WAY TOO CUTE >:(

or sometimes he would just hug you and lift you up while you're still in his embrace, your flustered face burried in his chest while he whispers out how much he adores you 🥺

basically just everything that involves him picking you up and shower you with lots of love, he'll do it 😳

you'd go all flustered which he absolutely adores but will immediately let you down if you said so and wouldn't do it again if you're uncomfortable with it :] ((he knows the limit babe ♡))

even though sapnap is a really sweet, clingy (in a positive way!), and playful guy; it's a different story in public

well i mean, he still acts really playful with you— but with the people who makes you feel uncomfortable? no mercy at all

like he can go from giving you the sweetest puppy eyes filled with stars to giving "i will snap your ass in half" glares to people who makes you nervous

sapnap will not hestitate to pull you closer to his embrace and tell the person that the two of you gotta go now and just walk away,

death glares are essential according to him

nonetheless, you're just thankful that he's there to save you from unwanted conversations with some people 🥺

will tell you his embarrassing but funny stories just to make you laugh and distract you from your nervousness despite him knowing the fatct that you would tease him with the story for weeks

he doesn't care, as long as you're happy 🥺🥺

would also play with your fingers and just ask you about random things to keep you distracted! :)

of course he'll crack so many jokes with you, and he just never fail to make you laugh happily 🥺

overall?? sapnap is a loving, playful dog boy who loves teasing you but then when someone else makes you uncomfortable he will growl at them

[simpformoonkight]

Hello, this is my first time ever doing an ask, but I saw you did someone’s dsmp match and I really wanted to see mine! If you don’t wanna do it, you can totally just ignore this, I was just curious how you would see me :)

(dsmp match btw)

Name: Nova

Pronouns: She/he/they

MBT: Infj-t

Personality: I’m a very chill person who honestly changes everyday. Some days, I wanna go out and be one with nature and go to museums and go to cute cafes, and the next I want to dress in all black and bake all day. I’m very tired all the time but I can be energetic when I’m really happy! I love talking about things I’m passionate about, but I love listening a lot more. I’m very touch starved and I love physical touch, but I’m way too anxious to initiate it. I am super nervous about standing up for myself, but I would fight any day for my friends and family. I’m very perseverant, and I care a lot about others! I’m a very picky eater, yet I cope by making tons of food, by baking and cooking. I’m very lazy unless I’m in the mood to do things, and no one could every force me to do anything I don’t want to do. I try to be calm but would totally beat someones ass if needed lmao (sorry if this is a lot)

Likes: Mythology (specifically norsk and greek) zodiac signs, the Mcu, the heat, ramen and ravioli, huge hoodies, hugs and cuddles, Tangled, period piece movies, history!!!, fashion and historical fashion, flowers, candles, sleeping in, showers

Dislikes: The cold, many many foods, school, stress and anxiety, the color orange, lizards, being angry, being forced to do something I don’t wanna do, and the snow. (I honestly couldn’t think of anything else, I don’t like hating on things much)

Sorry if I did anything wrong! I hope you have an amazing day!!!

I'M SO SO SORRY FOR BEING LATE (I forgot the inbox exist 🤦🏻 again I'm so sorry)

I pair you up with. Karlnap!!

Karl would definitely like to go out with you especially to the Cafe or museums

Sapnap would too but I don't think he is into going to museums much

And if you decided to stay in and bake

They are both down to do it

But be prepared for a flour war to break out

And you 3 have to play rock, paper, scissors to sort it out

Sapnap loses the most, you didn't hear it from me

If you are tiring yourself they will make go to bed especially Karl

He will cuddle you to sleep then sapnap would join with y'all

They love your baking but are concerned when you say something like

“This is my baking, now enjoy my misery, and don't forget to tell me how it tastes”

”Nova, love are you ok????”

“you can talk to us”

And when you fight someone/they see you fighting someone

Sapnap will cheer you on being ayo that is my S/o over there >:D

And Karl just trying to break the fight

They are both will be more than happy if you just ramble about Norsk/greek mythology even if they don't understand

They both love you a lot and they will do anything for you

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I'm so sorry for replying late😭😭

I hope you have a nice day too!!

[angy-mouse]

Hello mouse. Could I request something where Sapnap is stuck taking care of you alone (for the first time) while you’re regressing and he’s worried he’s gonna mess up. Maybe he takes you to the store or zoo and he ends up losing you.

Also can I be Milk anon?

I don't like the getting lost thing bc thats a big fear of mine but idk if it was bc i stayed up way too late writing this or what but i was very close to crying so be careful if you age regress (maybe if you're a caregiver too)

Sapnap groaned as he managed to get his back to pop, standing up from his desk chair for the first time in hours. He wandered his way into the hall, peeking into George’s office before remembering that he and George had left to get groceries since the fridge was totally empty. “That means I have baby to myself,” he hummed, trotting over to your room. The door was open so he peeked in, faltering as he saw you sitting on your bedroom floor surrounded by your stuffies and toys. You were clearly having a tea party, with your little plastic tea set in front of you as you leaned over to make all the stuffies in the circle drink from their cups.

“Shit, baby’s deep in little space. And George isn’t here. Fuck, what do I do?”

“Daddy!” He snapped out of it, watching you make grabby hands for him. He stepped into the room, carefully tiptoeing around your toys.

“Hey, there, princess, what’re you up to?”

He watched you perk up at the nickname, giggling. “It’s a tea party, Daddy! Here, you can sit…” He watched you contemplate which stuffie to kick out before snatching up the frog to your right. “Here!” You held the frog close to your face, glaring down your nose at it. “You’re not as cool as Daddy: you’re out the gang,” you declared before chucking it at your closet door. Sapnap flinched as it thudded against the wood and fell to the floor.

“Holy shit, baby’s cold blooded.” He let out a chuckle, taking the now open spot. "Well thanks for having me at your tea party, but, uh, I really don't think you should throw your toys around like that, baby, you could break something..."

You shook your head as you poured him his pretend tea. "It's okay, Daddy, it's just a stuffie,"

Strike One

He awkwardly nodded, shrugging it off. "Well thank you for the tea- pinkies up, right?" He loosened up and you eagerly nodded with a giggle, picking your own teacup up and pretending to sip with him. "Delicious, my fair lady!"

"Why, thank you, sir Daddy," you giggled- your Daddy George always preferred cuddling and watching TV to playing pretend and Daddy Dream was willing to play with you but he was always stiff like he didn't know how to play- Daddy Sapnap was the best for playing, even if the tickle monster came around an awful lot when you played together.

Your tea party was quite rudely interrupted when your tummy let out a low growl, startling the both of you. "Ah, when was the last time you ate, sugar?"

"Before Daddies left," you hummed, patting your tummy to try to soothe the belly monster. "Daddy George says little girls have to ask for food, but you were busy so I thought I'd just play instead."

Strike Two

"You should have known that and been checking on her. You left her alone and little." If he'd been thinking straight he would have told himself that he had no way of knowing you'd go into little space while he was editing, but he couldn't think straight when he was trying to figure out what a good daddy would do in this scenario. "Well, uh, how about we take this party down to the dining room table and get a snack to go with our tea."

You cheered at that, stumbling to your feet. "Okay, Daddy!"

He winced as he watched you navigate the land mine that had become your room. "Let's pick up your toys first, alright, pumpkin?"

You pouted. "But, Daddy, I'm hungry."

"Well… alright, we'll do it later, then," he decided, carefully climbing to his feet. He managed to step right on a bouncy ball, tripping right onto his ass and hitting the back of his head against your closet door. "Ah, fuck," he hissed, rubbing the sore spot under his hair. He sighed as he realized he landed right next to your discarded stuffie.

Strike Three

You gave a shout, kicking toys out of your way as you rushed to plop yourself onto his lap. "Are you okay, Daddy?! Do you need me to kiss it better?!"

"I'm fine, princess," he sighed, doing his best to put a smile on his face for your sake. "You know, though… I don't think I'm very good at this Daddy business. Maybe I should be 'Uncle Sapnap' or you could call me Kuya or-"

"No, no, no!" He startled at your shout and the way you tried to burrow your face into his chest like you could make a tunnel straight to his heart. "I'm sorry I didn't listen and I'm sorry I thought I could get away with things because you're not as strict as the others and I'm sorry you got hurt because of me but you're a great daddy! You're the best daddy because you're my daddy an-and I don't want you to be anything other than Daddy!"

Sapnap shakily put his arms around you as the wetness seeped through his shirt. "H-Hey, it's okay… I just thought- it doesn't matter what I thought. Daddy was just having silly thoughts, okay, baby? Like when you need to hear that we love you and we tell you you were only questioning it because of silly thoughts? Daddy just needed to hear that, so thank you, baby."

"You are not gonna cry you are not gonna cry, Daddy doesn't fucking cry because of this shit… Who am I kidding yes he fucking does." He held you tight as you sniffled into his shirt and he let a few years escape to drip onto your hair. Once you both calmed down he gently pulled your shoulders back so he could wipe your tear trails away with his thumbs. "There, did you get all the sad out, pumpkin?" He smiled softly as you shook your head. "Yeah, I don't think Daddy did either but that's okay. Why don't we go get you something real to drink to replace all those tears, okay? And a snack, too."

You nodded, moving to pick up your toys first. He smiled at that, helping put them all in your toy box. He left the last few to you, feeling his heart clench as you picked up your frog and whispered an apology to it, tucking him into your bed before rushing to grab Sapnap's hand and wait for him to lead you downstairs.

Maybe he could figure this Daddy thing out.