#i don't care who wins i just want jimmy to not die first for once :')

[jellieland]

"You know," says Jimmy smugly, "I think second is the best spot to die in, actually."

"Really," says Mumbo, exasperated.

"Yes, I don't know what you're so happy about," says Lizzie. "You barely lasted ten minutes more than me."

"Doesn't matter. Not out first, baby!" He crows, triumphant, to the neverending void.

"And you killed me last session!"

"...Yes, I, uh, I'm sorry about that one. Sort of. Mostly," he says, momentarily cowed.

"I can't believe you people," says Lizzie. "They didn't have a funeral for me. I died first, and you got one, and they didn't even have a funeral for me!" She sounds indignant, but a look of genuine hurt crosses her face for a moment.

"I'm going to be honest, Lizzie," says Mumbo awkwardly. "I think they had bigger things to worry about. I- I think Joel was quite sad about it, though. If that helps?"

"I suppose it's better than nothing." She crosses her arms.

"But- wait, hang on. Jimmy?" says Mumbo abruptly. "Did you say you wanted to go out second?"

"No!" Jimmy protests. "I just think if you have to go out, then second is sort of ideal, really, if you think about it!"

"No!" says Mumbo, indignant. "No, surely third is better, actually! And to extend that logic, fourth would be better as well, and fifth, and- well, you get the idea. Anyway, my point is that I did better than both of you!"

"Hey, don't bring me into this!" says Lizzie.

"Anyway, you're wrong," says Jimmy, back to being smug again.

There is a short silence.

"You, uh. You gonna elaborate on that one, buddy?" asks Mumbo.

"Well," says Jimmy. "Obviously going out first is terrible. Would not recommend. I don't know why anyone would do it, honestly, I know I would never-"

"You're going on my list," says Lizzie, cheerfully.

"Wait wait wait, no, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I really am!"

"Hmm." Lizzie narrows her eyes. "Acceptable. For now."

A few moments pass.

"You may continue," she says.

"Right," says Jimmy. "What was I saying?"

"You were being wrong about how the ranking in this game works," offers Mumbo.

"No I wasn't!" says Jimmy. "Just, let me explain. Now, you obviously don't want to go out first, sorry Lizzie, but it's true."

"I will concede that point," says Lizzie. "It wasn't great."

"But—have you seen how they get?"

"How they... get?" Mumbo frowns. "What do you mean?"

"The people who don't die."

"I- now, I don't know if you remember this," says Mumbo, "But third is a new record for me, so I really don't know how you expect me to know that."

"Anyway," interjects Lizzie, "Mumbo and I have only done this once before. I mean, I guess people started losing it a bit once you two died, but it wasn't that much different to how it already had been. Although I wasn't around for that long at that point."

"Yes, but, it-" Jimmy frowns. "I haven't seen much of it either. But there's something- I don't know how to explain what I mean. Maybe you haven't noticed, but there's stuff with Grian, Scott, Pearl."

He stops, sighs. Looks at the ground.

"Martyn's going to be alone, now," he says.

"Well," says Lizzie, a little acerbic. "You don't have to have people die for that to happen, you know."

Jimmy gives her a look that is a combination of sheepishness and genuine regret. "Ah. Yeah. I guess not."

"So you're right," says Lizzie. "I don't know what you mean."

"...I did feel bad," says Jimmy, quietly.

"You... did?" asks Lizzie. "What about?"

Jimmy looks at her, then off to the side. "...When I killed you."

"Oh."

"I really didn't mean to," he says. "I felt bad. It wasn't satisfying. It was just... a person I cared about. Dead. Because of me. Because I acted without thinking, because I wasn't paying attention."

"...Oh." says Lizzie, softly.

"And that was when I knew you would come back," says Jimmy.

Lizzie and Mumbo exchange glances, unsure.

"I'm good with second," says Jimmy. "I think it's the closest you can get to winning, actually."

They stand there, silent, for some time.

"Well," says Mumbo eventually. "I still feel like third is a bit better, though."

"Mumbo!" cries Jimmy.

"Mumbo, come on, we were just having a moment!" says Lizzie.

"Yes well, look, I really need this, guys," says Mumbo, shifting his weight from side to side. "I don't know if you know this, but I've had a really bad day. It was just terrible!"

"I think we've all had pretty bad days, Mumbo!" says Lizzie, raising an eyebrow. "I don't know if you've noticed, but we all died!"

"Yes, I- I had picked up on that, actually."

"I don't know," says Jimmy. "My day was great!"

They keep talking, and bickering, and the emptiness stretches off into the distance.

It's nice, not to have to be there alone.

[knightlycrow]

why are people mad about betrayal and playing dirty on the "betrayal and playing dirty" minecraft series ?

[dvskf4llz]

Hey!! I saw that ur requests were open and i had something in mind if u dont mind

Could you do a s2 Jimmy Solidarity x reader who had previously died from the dsmp? Like after their canon death there, someone from the dsmp sent them off and into the empires, where they met and fell in love with the sheriff

Here you go!! This took a bit of a while to write xd. I apologize if this is not what you wanted.

(I had to rewatch the manburg festival bc I forgot what happened during that time.)

𝓢2!𝓢𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓽𝔂𝓖𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔁 𝓖𝓝!𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

My Sheriff ♡

Warnings: This oneshot will include the following: kissing, swearing, violence, panic attack, murder. If you're are not comfortable with these things the dni.

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Manburg's Festival was happening tomorrow. The ex-president and your brother figure, Wilbur was telling you not to join them in the war since you were on your last life. You 2 started arguing while the others were watching not sure if they should step in or not.

" You are not joining us [Name]! It's too risky!" Wilbur yelled at you, even if he was insane he still cared a lot for you.

" Will I'm not a child anymore! I can protect myself! Just because I'm on 1 life left doesn't mean I'll die out there!" You yelled back at Wilbur

" Should we stop them?" Tommy whispered to Technoblade

" Nahh, I wanna see how [Name] will win." Technoblade whispered back

You 2 were arguing for about 10 minutes until Wilbur decided to give up and let you join them.

" Fine [Nickname], but you better stay near one of us. Don't go running off fighting alone." Wilbur sighed, You lifted your fist in the air

" Don't worry Will, I won't!" You had said excitedly

The next day, you were getting ready for the festival making sure not to forget anything.

" Ok Enchanted Netherite armour, check! Enchanted Netherite sword, check! Golden Apples, check! Emergency Netherite Sword, check! Enchanted Netherite pickaxe, check! Enchanted Netherite axe, check! Potions, check! Bow and arrows, check! Trident, check! Now that should be everything!" You were happy since you didn't forget anything, you were also happy because your other brother figure, Technoblade was kind enough to supply you with some of the items you had just checked off. You heard loud knocking and yelling, you figured it was Tommy, your younger brother figure. You went to the door and opened it and saw Tommy, Tommy holding a excited and determined face.

" Are you ready [Nickname]?!" Tommy shouted excitedly, you chuckled

" Yes Tommy I am." you replied while slightly chuckling

" Well let's go woman!" Tommy pulled you running towards Pogtopia. You see you didn't really live in manburg nor did you live in any of the other nations, you were simply just outside all of the nations (though you originally lived in l'manburg you just moved out When Manburg became a thing). When you two arrived, you saw Wilbur and Technoblade talking with each other. You couldn't really hear them but you figured they were just talking about the plan.

" GUYS [Nickname]'S HERE!!" Tommy had yelled, the two looked over at Tommy and you. You waved at them and they went over to you two, Wilbur and Technoblade started bombarding you with questions such as: ' Are you fully ready? ', ' Are you sure you wanna do this? ', ' Do you have everything on you? ' ' Do I need to collect more stuff first? '. You sighed,

" I'm okay guys, You don't need to worry too much about me." You had said to them, they stopped talking and looking at each other with concerned faces. They then just shrugged and looked back at you,

" If you're really sure then." Technoblade said, Wilbur checked his watch and realized manburg's festival is gonna start soon.

" Well we better get going." Wilbur walked outside with the rest of you following him.

Once you arrived there, the 4 of you got off your horses. You and Technoblade went to where the festival was, while Tommy and Wilbur watched from afar. When you and Techno got there you immediately got tackled into a hug by none other than Tubbo, your other younger brother figure.

" [Nickname]!!! You're here!!!!" He said while grinning widely, you giggled and ruffled his hair

" I couldn't miss this chance to see you and my friends again." You hugged him back, you heard 2 gasps nearby. You looked and saw Niki and Fundy, Tubbo had pulled away then Niki and Fundy ran over to you and and hugged you while you almost stumbled

" [Name]!!! I can't believe you're here!" Niki said, Both of the two hugged you tighter.

" O-ok not too- tight I can't breathe-" You had said while trying to breathe, they immediately pulled away and asked if you were ok. You answered them it was fine, then Niki and Fundy made you and Techno follow them to play some games. Of course you and Techno started showing off your cool moves with your guys' tridents, you could hear Tommy and Wilbur mocking you and Techno through the earpiece you had and you sent them a death glare to where the said boys were hiding at they immediately stopped after.

After about half an hour it was time for Tubbo's speech, Tubbo had did your guys' sign language and he had signed his conversation with Tommy and Wilbur, You signed back signing that he should make his own decision and for him to really think about it. You guys smiled and nodded at each other, you and Techno went to sit beside each other. After a few minutes you heard the mic turn on and Schlatt started speaking in a weird voice, on the stage Tubbo can be seen trying to fix Schlatt's mic while in the audience Niki is just yelling at Schlatt.

You had a bored-looking expression on your face, Techno noticed and whispered to you if you were ok, you whispered back with a yep and Techno just nodded. After Schlatt's mic was fixed he started speaking about how he likes to make fun of Tubbo and you had frowned at that, but he did mention the fact that without Tubbo the festival wouldn't have happened, you felt proud of Tubbo for being this amazing to do something like this.

When Schlatt finished talking he let Tubbo speak and Techno yelled ' WOOO! STATE SECRETS! ' you nudged him and got him to stop, Tubbo then started his speech when he mentioned something Schlatt had said then everyone started cheering except you and Techno, Techno was yelling ' Boooooo! ' while you were just sitting there quietly.

" Schlatt has successfully washed all of the insects of our great nation! " Tubbo said, your eyes widened and you frowned

' The fuck is that supposed to mean Tubbo? ' You thought to yourself while Tubbo was continuing his speech

" Ladies and gentlemen I'd like you to look around - " Tubbo said before you cleared your throat loudly and raised your eyebrow, Tubbo realized and immediately corrected himself

" And others. As I was saying, I'd like you to look around at what we've built today, look at each other. All of this thanks to democracy and the leadership of Jschlatt! " Tubbo had said, you just rolled your eyes at the ending of his speech while everyone else was cheering

After a few more words you realized Tubbo was gonna say it, you leaned forward from your chair waiting for Tubbo to say it

" Let the festival Begin!" Tubbo had finally said it, your eyes widened and you smiled. You were kinda supportive of Manburg blowing up, sure you lived there but you didn't really mind since you were thinking the same as Wilbur, If we can't have it then, no one can.

You looked at where Wilbur and Tommy were and you saw Wilbur smiling and Tommy with wide eyes, Wilbur looked at you and you both nodded at each other knowing what Wilbur was about to do. You saw Wilbur run off to the button, you looked back at the stage seeing Schlatt and Quackity jailing Tubbo? You were confused but that changed when you heard Schlatt saying he knew Tubbo was working with Pogtopia, your eyes widened knowing what was going to happen to Tubbo.

You were panicking in the inside but somehow managed to now show it, Technoblade was called by Schlatt. You and Techno were confused but Techno went anyways, you were just watching him go to the stage. You looked away and saw Wilbur trying to find the button, you got your communicator out and texted Wilbur if he's okay; he replied immediately saying the button is gone, your eyes widened and you looked back at the stage to see Techno pointing his loaded crossbow at Tubbo. Schlatt was telling Techno to shoot Tubbo, you knew Techno was getting really pressured and the voices were probably telling him to do it. You were really nervous for Tubbo and was about to message Techno when you heard the fireworks. Your hands immediately covered your ears when all of a sudden you saw a firework going towards you, the last thing you saw was Techno carrying you while Tommy, Tubbo and Wilbur behind.

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Meanwhile with Techno, Tubbo, Tommy and Wilbur....

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The 4 boys tried everything they can to see if you would wake up but it was no use, you were dead.

Tommy and Tubbo were sobbing while Niki was comforting them, Techno had tears in his eyes but couldn't be seen because of his mask, while Wilbur was just angry.

" WHY DID YOU SHOOT THEM TECHNO?! THEY WERE ON THEIR LAST LIFE!" Wilbur yelled at Techno, Techno looked towards Wilbur

" I DIDN'T MEAN TOO! I WAS UNDER PRESSURE!" Techno yelled back at him, Tommy stood up

" FIRST TUBBO THEN [NAME]?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TECHNO!?!" Tommy shouted while tears dropping from his eyes, Techno looked at him offended

" I TOLD YOU I WAS UNDER PRESSURE!" Techno had said angrily while tears also dropping from his eyes

The 3 started arguing with Wilbur and Tommy against Techno while Niki and Tubbo were trying to calm them down, what they didn't know was that something was going on with [Name].

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With [Name]....

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You woke up, you looked around and saw you were in a... Throne room?.... You stood up and looked around, until you heard a distorted voice

" Hello [Name].." you looked around and saw a figure, you couldn't tell who it was since they were wearing a Green Hood and a white mask over their face. You did notice that they had wings and what seems to be a halo.

" Who are you and how do you know my name? Also uhm, where am I?" you asked with a raised eyebrow

" To answer your questions, you are dead and you're in the underworld, I am DreamXD, God of life (or whatever he's the god of)." DREAMXD had said

" Wait I'm dead?" you asked

" Yes, You died from a firework. You were sent here because you're going to be sent somewhere else." XD replied, you were confused when he said that you were going to be sent somewhere else. That quickly changed when you started to get light-headed, the last thing you saw was XD reading a book and snapping his fingers. You passed out.

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Moments later....

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- U/N Joined the game. -

You landed on the ground while passed out, the Emperors/Empress' checked their commuincator and saw the notification. Everyone was confused on who was U/N.

Sheriff Jimmy offered to go to spawn to see who it is and the others agreed. Jimmy walked to spawn to see (h/c) person passed out on the ground, Jimmy rushed over to them and carried them. Jimmy then brought the person back to TumbleTown, The others were confused and concerned. Jimmy set the person down on a bed and Gem walked right beside the bed

" they don't seem familiar..." Gem said, she then checked the person's pulse and forhead.

" Though they're probably passed out, they'll wake up in a bit hopefully. Jimmy is it okay if they could stay with you for now?" Gem said while looking at Jimmy

" Of course." Jimmy replied and Gem nodded, a few moments later Gem and the other emperors went out of TumbleTown aside from Jimmy.

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Your eyes shot open and you looked around not knowing where you were, you heard the door open and saw a blonde(or whatever hair color jimmy has) man that had clothes of a sheriff. Your eyes widened and you started panicking, the sheriff noticed and ran towards you trying to calm you down.

" Hey hey.... It's okay..." He said hugging you, a few minutes later you calmed down. You then introduced yourself and the man introduced himself as Sheriff Jimmy or Jimmy. You two started chatting, you were telling Jimmy what had happened to you before you came here. Once you finished explaining you started to get hungry, Jimmy noticed that and mentioned he was going to get you food. Once Jimmy got the food ready you started eating while still talking to him, turns out you 2 have a lot of common interests. The next day you met the others and they were so friendly with you, Jimmy let you stay in TumbleTown since you hadn't built your empire yet. The next few weeks you got closer with everyone especially Jimmy, you were living with him afterall, slowly you may or may not have grown feelings for the sheriff.

As months went by you built your empire, [Choose whatever name you want for the empire]. The other rulers were really impressed with your empire, complementing it everytime they see it. Within those months your feelings towards Jimmy grew stronger, everytime you'd see him your face would have a slight pink tint. Gem and Katherine noticed this and started encouraging you to confess to the sheriff.

A few weeks later, you finally got the courage to confess to Jimmy. Coincidentally, Jimmy had asked you to hang out with him; you accepted and waited for when Jimmy was going to arrive. Once he arrived, you two went out and Jimmy brought you to a mountain where a picnic was set up. You teased him asking him if this was a date, he flushed but said indeed it is. You were surprised and flustered, that changed when you heard Jimmy saying if you were gonna join him or not. You of course sat down on the blanket, you 2 started eating while chatting. Once you 2 were finished eating, you noticed the Sun was setting and the view was just beautiful. You stood up and walked over at the edge of the hill and sat down, Jimmy did the same. You stared at the sunset amazed by the sight, you looked at Jimmy and saw he was staring at you softly. You two started staring at each other getting lost in each others eyes, until you two got snapped out of it and looked away flustered and embarrassed. You heard Jimmy sigh

" Hey [name] I uhm, have something to tell you." He said rubbing his neck, you looked at him

" I do too..." You replied

" How about we say what we wanna say together?.." He asked tilting his head, you nodded. You both took a deep breath

" I love you Jimmy/[Name]!" You both said in unison, both of your faces heated up when you realized what you both said. You stared at each other

" I- I love you too..." you both said in unison again, you both chuckled awkwardly. You two stood up and hugged each other, you slightly pulled away to look in Jimmy's eyes while Jimmy doing the same. You didn't notice but you and Jimmy were slowly getting close to each other, soon Jimmy just went for it and connected your lips together gently. Your eyes widened, but they soon closed as you both smiled in the kiss. Jimmy caressed your cheek while your arms snaked around his neck kissing him back, you two were just having a romantic moment when all of a sudden you hear multiple squealing and cheering. You both pulled away to see your's and jimmy's friends in bush cheering, they realized you two noticed them and their eyes had widened. They chuckled awkwardly and they all ran away, you and Jimmy looked back at each other and laughed. You then continued your romantic moment by kissing Jimmy and him kissing you back. You both pulled away and look into each others eyes lovingly, you shoved your head into his chest, he chuckled.

" Will you be my girlfriend [Name]?" Jimmy had said while you pulled away,

" I thought it was obvious silly but yes." You replied smiling at him, he grinned

" I love you dove.." He said holding you close

" I love you too.... My sheriff." you replied holding him close also

Your friends silently cheering and squealing while watching you two, turns out they never left.

You and Jimmy kissed each other again smiling lovingly in the kiss.

You two were just meant for each other. You were so glad to be sent to this server.

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That's the end! I hope you enjoyed this :D

excuse my grammar or spelling mistakes, I didn't proof read this yet.

might make hcs for s2!jimmy if someone requests it.

[xelidonia]

Double Life SMP golden apple prompts

Just going to put these down before I watch ep5 for reference. Also, they're named after lines of "This Will End", because all good MCYT fic is based off of the Oh Hellos.

No, I am not afraid to die (it's every breath that comes before) -- Impulse and Bdubs are being hunted down, and one must eat the golden apple in order to have the strength to defend them both.

Heartache, I've heard, is part of life (and I have broken more and more) -- Martyn, holding a golden apple, threatens to kill Cleo unless Scott promises to sever their alliance and respect his soul connection to her. Eventually Scott promises to abandon her "until I'm red"... and the apple goes uneaten for now.

I can hope that this will end (with every line a comedy) -- Etho and Joel separately bargain for a golden apple, each saying they're going to kill the other, then it's revealed that they were planning to cure zombie villagers the whole time. "Were you ever worried?" "…No." "Aww, you trusted me?" "More like I knew I could just eat mine faster."

That we could learn to love without demand (but unreserved honesty) -- BigB receives a golden apple from Grian and debates whether to turn it over to Ren. He decides not to-- until Ren walks in on him holding it.

If I am not afraid to die (and you are crouching at my door) -- Jimmy can feel, deep down, that he's fated to die first. This is the way of the world. So he gets a golden apple for Tango, so his soulmate can have his own chance at life. Strangely, Tango doesn't seem happy about this gift.

And suffering is all there is to gain in life (then what is all this waiting for?) -- Pearl looks at her dog, thinks about her life, and then standing on the edge of her house, she eats her golden apple. Scott feels the regen and sees the hunger bar go up, and instantly knows what's coming. He tells Cleo to crit him with an axe, which she does just before Pearl can jump, neutralizing the apple's effect. She was betrayed at the last, but apple-less, she jumps again anyway to spite Cleo and they both lose.

I can see how this will end (in all its bitter tragedy) -- They've imagined this every day, talked about it at night, stewing and waiting while they eat and their soulmates take damage. Once they're both on their red lives, Scott and Cleo go to the Nether. They take golden apples. They eat them and jump into lava together, knowing they'll both die, but Pearl and Martyn will die first. They'll win this game like soulmates should: together.

I'll give you all I have to spend (and you'll give nothing back to me) -- Grain and Scar are trapped on a platform of wood that's burning up beneath them. There's no water bucket this time. The fall will deal 10 hearts damage. But, if one eats a golden apple and jumps, that one could survive while the other dies. Scar says that he knows Grian has an apple, because it was given to him by BigB. He tells him to use the apple and go live with the man who was obviously better for him, and only to take good care of the Jellies that survive.

I will wait for this to end (the back and forth, the battery) -- Bdubs is in the Deep Dark. Impulse is at home, tidying. Suddenly, Bdubs starts taking massive damage. Impulse eats all the food, but it's not enough. His hunger is full. He sees the apple, and eats it, giving them both regen. But it's not enough. Bdubs dies anyway, and all that Impulse could do is watch. He never gets to say goodbye.

For you, at last, to comprehend (the kind of love of which I speak) -- Scott and Cleo are building together when Scott finds a golden apple. They laugh and joke about it, saying that if they were normal soulmates they'd be pretty worried by it. They don't want to keep it around in case it falls into the wrong hands. Cleo decides to eat it, not for any nefarious purpose, not to rid herself of any bond, just to see how it tastes. And it is good.

[seyenna-stuff]

LAST LIFE POLL – RESULTS

SO! I ran a poll starting last saturday and the results are in, the community has spoken. We got 76 answers in total, thank you for participating!

I'm gonna put the results under a read more bc this is gonna be long

Question #1: Out of the people who are still alive, who do you WANT to win?

And the winner is... Joel Smallishbeans with 25% of the votes. The first and longest red should get his win. Etho is a close second with just one less vote.

name; amount of votes; percentage of votes

SmallishBeans | Joel; 19; 25,00% EthosLab; 18; 23,68% Grian; 14; 18,42% Smajor1995 | Scott; 8; 10,53% ZombieCleo; 7; 9,21% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn; 4; 5,26% PearlescentMoon; 4; 5,26% Rendog; 1; 1,32% none/i don't care; 1; 1,32%

Question #2: Out of the people who are still alive, who do you think is MOST LIKELY to win?

Many people think Etho will win!!! 2nd place is shared between Joel and Martyn

EthosLab; 29; 38,16% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn; 12; 15,79% SmallishBeans | Joel; 12; 15,79% ZombieCleo; 8; 10,53% PearlescentMoon; 6; 7,89% Grian; 4; 5,26% Rendog; 1; 1,32% Smajor1995 | Scott; 1; 1,32% none/i don't care; 3; 3,95%

Question #3: Who do you think will PERMA-DIE FIRST in the next episode? (I put the amout of lives they had at the end of episode 8 in brackets)

The newest Red will be the first to go, according to us. Scott does have pretty bad cards; without allies and the other Reds planning to kill him…

Smajor1995 | Scott (1); 29; 38,16% SmallishBeans | Joel (1); 17; 22,37% Rendog (2); 8; 10,53% Grian (1); 7; 9,21% no idea/i don't care; 7; 9,21% PearlescentMoon (2); 3; 3,95% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn (2); 2;2,63% ZombieCleo (2); 2; 2,63% EthosLab (2); 1; 1,32%

Question #4: Which two people will be the last to be alive? (Choose two)

Overall, the last two people alive will be Etho and Grian, with Martyn as a close third!

EthosLab; 34; 44,7% Grian; 25; 32,9% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn; 23; 30,3% SmallishBeans | Joel; 19; 25% ZombieCleo; 16; 21,1% PearlescentMoon; 13; 17,1% Smajor1995 | Scott; 9; 11,8% Rendog; 6; 7,9% no idea/i don't care; 5; 6,6%

Question #5: Who do you want to be Boogeyman next episode?

I gave the possibility to give multiple answers to account for multiple Boogeymen. I’m personally a fan of A LOT of boogeymen

Etho should be Boogeyman once again, as well as Pearl, and Cleo! Cleo’s first stint as Boogeyman so late into the game could be fun. I also really want to see Pearl get her chance to actually be Boogeyman.

EthosLab; 24; 31,6% PearlescentMoon; 21; 27,6% ZombieCleo; 18; 23,7% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn; 17; 22,4% Rendog; 13; 17,1% no idea/i don't care; 5; 6,6%

It’s now time for the sad part:

Question #6: Which final death was the most impactful to you?

Bdubs has the clear majority here, and I have to agree. I’m still upset about it! It was amazing TT-TT Our runner-ups are Mumbo and Jimmy; one killed by a Yellow former friend, and the other the first to perma-die, once again. Jimmy deserved better!

BdoubleO100 | Bdubs; 25; 44,64% MumboJumbo; 7; 12,50% Solidarity | Jimmy | Timmy; 6; 10,71% TangoTek; 5; 8,93% LDShadowLady | Lizzy; 4; 7,14% GoodTimesWithScar; 3; 5,36% Skizzleman; 3; 5,36% ImpulseSV; 2; 3,57% none/i don't care; 1; 1,79%

Question #7: If you had to choose one, who do you most want to still be alive?

The people want Mumbo back! And also, predictably from the last poll, Bdubs, and the wizard from Magical Mountain, Scar!

MumboJumbo; 18; 23,68% BdoubleO100 | Bdubs; 17; 22,37% GoodTimesWithScar; 14; 18,42% Solidarity | Jimmy | Timmy; 8; 10,53% ImpulseSV; 6; 7,89% LDShadowLady | Lizzy; 6; 7,89% TangoTek; 4; 5,26% none/i don't care; 2; 2,63% Bigbst4tz2; 1; 1,32%

Now for a little bit of a throwback:

Question #8: Who did you WANT to win at the very start?

A lot of people wanted Grian to win once again!

Grian; 20; 26,32% LDShadowLady | Lizzy; 8; 10,53% Smajor1995 | Scott; 8; 10,53% EthosLab; 7; 9,21% GoodTimesWithScar; 7; 9,21% MumboJumbo; 7; 9,21% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn; 4; 5,26% ZombieCleo; 4; 5,26% Solidarity | Jimmy | Timmy; 3; 3,95% PearlescentMoon; 2; 2,63% SmallishBeans | Joel; 2; 2,63% BdoubleO100 | Bdubs; 1; 1,32% none/i didn't care; 1; 1,32% Skizzleman; 1; 1,32% TangoTek; 1; 1,32%

What we want is good and all, but what is actually realistic?

Question #9: At the start of the season, who did you THINK MOST LIKELY to win? (I put their amount of lives at the start in brackets as a reminder)

Pearl, with her 6 lives and experience in hardcore, wins this one! But Scar, also with 6 lives, isn’t far behind. The lesson to be learned here: Having a lot of lives doesn’t matter if you can’t keep a hold of them!

PearlescentMoon (6); 25; 32,89% GoodTimesWithScar (6); 11; 14,47% none/i didn't care; 8; 10,53% Grian (2); 7; 9,21% EthosLab (4); 6; 7,89% TangoTek (6); 4; 5,26% Smajor1995 | Scott (2); 4; 5,26% InTheLittleWoods | Martyn (4); 4; 5,26% SmallishBeans | Joel (5); 3; 3,95% LDShadowLady | Lizzy (4); 3; 3,95% MumboJumbo (4); 1; 1,32%

Now for some fun for the last question:

Question #10: Which was your favourite Team?

The Southlanders are the clear favourite, but Team BEST and the girlboss, gatekeep, gaslight alliance are also up there, as well as the way too efficient Red Duo, Grian and Joel.

the southlanders (Impulse, Grian, Jimmy, Mumbo, Martyn); 33; 43,4% gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss (Scott, Pearl, Cleo); 22, 28,9% Ultimate Red Duo (Joel & Grian); 20; 26,3% team BEST (Bdubs, Etho, Skizz, Tango); 20; 26,3% Etho & Bdubs; 18; 23,7% fairy fort (Lizzy, BigB, Cleo, Rendog); 10; 13,2% Magic Mountain (Scar, Joel); 10; 13,2% Scott & Pearl; 9; 11,8% shadow alliance (Lizzy, BigB, Martyn, Rendog); 5; 6,6%

I also asked for general rants or feedback, here's some of them!

i want joel to win or come top 2 as he is the first red and also a cockroach in terms of surviving

Martyn I’m begging you Martyn play it safer Martyn come on man we need to win Martyn? Martyn. The ultimate Victor of last life betrayed his fellows yet is haunted by their ghosts, the most devoted to the God that seems to have put them there (The Moon) the man who lies the best and wiggles and squirms his way out of death the best he deserves to win last life. However if it does come down to him and Etho Etho’s gonna win. If Etho survives final 4, Etho will win. It. It’s Etho. Man may not know what he’s doing but the fact everyone else thinks he does gives him such an absurd advantage he’s gonna win

BRO IM STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW /LH

I wish that red lives could still have friendship with yellows and greens because I think that there would have been a more meaningful narration. In Last Life, I feel as if there is less "lore" to deal with and I feel a lot of the perma-deaths are not very impactful (at least through the perspectives I've seen). My favorite thing about Third Life is how it was like a story more. It may have been a little less chaotic, but I felt the ending was a lot more rewarding. We have one more episode left! I'm so hyped and I still really like Last Life, I just wish there was more room for alliances, but it makes sense why they didn't go that route

If Pearl and Scott are the last two I will cry

Even though I hadn't watched team BEST at the time of episode 7, I was absolutely distraught after everything that happened to Bdubs and Etho. Those guys should've made it to the end, do you know how dramatic and sad the ending would've been?? (╥﹏╥)

There is also this review, which made me look up a maths term (i didn’t learn maths in English, I have no idea what any English maths words mean).

I wanna see an analysis of which person you most wanted to win correlated to who you think should still be alive. Give me a fuckin Pearson coefficient

I will do this, when I have time It’s 2am I’m tired