#i don’t remember writing this

[lansolot]

🩷 ASMR to help you sleep | dorian gray stabs you till you’re unconscious | creaky attic sounds, whispering, etc | basil hallward POV | calming 🩷

[rintoki]

just wanna bounce a big bad looking boy on my cock. he’s real tough looking to the public eye, but turns into such a baby when he’s on my cock, my hands on his ass bouncin’ it up and down until his hole is nothing but my little cocksleeve, cock slick with cum and throbbing helplessly. he’d tower over me given his height difference, but would still try to hide his face in the crook of my neck, crying and whining about how “it’s too much! can’t take it anymore!”

precum leaking out once again when i point it out, one hand reaching to jerk his oversensitive cock until his nails are digging into my shoulders. shuddering breaths interjecting between every sob and with the tip of my cock pressing on his prostate he cums yet again that night.

[absolutelyrover]

sometimes I look at my camera roll & realize I’m never gonna live this down

[wolfstar-truther]

there truly is some gems in my notes app

[copycockroach]

so sick it got me feeling like the sudan hassa

[erroticaz]

shuichi was late to breakfast. shuichi is never late to breakfast. “he probably slept in.” kaito says, shrugging his shoulders. “god knows he deserves it, he’ll be here in no time!”

“What if he’s dead?” Kokichi responds playfully from across the table.

Kaito gives him a glare. “Don’t joke around about that shit! Shuichi’s fine. He wouldn’t get killed just like that!” he yells back, irritation fulling his voice.

“As much as i hate to say it, Kokichi’s right. We are in a killing game so it is a risk,” Kaede explained hesitantly. She turns to look over to Kaito, “Wouldn’t it be best to check on him?”

“See!! A supreme leader is always right about this stuff, Kaito! Even the dumb blonde thinks so!” he said, practically sparkling. “Since you’re all soooo busy i’ll do you all the favor of checking up on our dearest detective, kay?” he says before standing up abruptly and running off.

“WAIT-” The doors slam shut.

“..it’ll be fine.” kaede says. “probably.”

He walks outside of the school and down to the dorms, no real rush. ‘he probably is sleeping.. oh well.’ he smirks to himself as he grabs out his lock pick. Crouching down to his knees, he starts fiddling with the door lock.

After a bit of prodding he hears a small click come from the door.

Bingo.

He turns the handle and pushes open the door, stepping inside before closing it shut.

What he expected to see was a shuichi still in bed, sleeping peacefully. Maybe his head was under the pillow so he didn’t hear the alarm. Or maybe he heard the alarm and just didn’t get out of bed. Something along those lines.

What he didn’t expect was a completely empty room, with shuichi no where to be found.

Huh.

The sound of water running could be heard throughout the room, as well as a soft angelic voice humming a melody Kokichi couldn’t recognize. It was oddly beautiful.. Listen, he wasn’t often moved by music and such but even he had to admit it was pretty.

Interested, he walked over to shuichis bed and sat down. The singing continued; the voice echoed from wall to wall, vibrating off every surface. A range from high to lows, long notes to short notes. It was entrancing. His breathing slowed, his mind calm, as he let himself fall victim to the song radiating from behind the bathroom door. 2 minutes turned into 6 minutes turned into 10 before he finally heard the sound of the faucet turn off. The humming still continued, now louder then before, not being covered by the sound of water. The door knob turned and Shuichi walked out, a towel around his waist and his hair still damp.

“i didn’t know you could sing.” he said.

“AHH!” he screamed, his feet staggering back in shock. “K-Kokichi?? Why are you in my room?!”

“Well, i was going to kill you while you were sleeping but turns out i missed my shot.” he sighed. “Also you were late to breakfast.”

“Shit, i must have lost track of time..” he mumbles to himself. “..How long have you been in here?”

“About 10 minutes.”

“O-Oh..” his face turns red with embarrassment.

“Don’t worry i didn’t go through too much of your stuff!!” he exclaims. “Just went through your secret drawer full of sex toys! Wow Shuichi, i didn’t know you were such a perv!”

“what?? i don’t have- ugh nevermind. Just, can you let me get dressed?” he pinched the bridge of his nose, he can already feel a headache coming on.

[dolly-spit]

why the flying fuck is this in my notes

[honeyandpumpkins]

we took your boyfriend out to sea and didn’t feed him oranges and he has scurvy now. sorry. yeah his former scars are re-opening now.

[deathnguts]

You’re all sacrifices of convenience. God looks forward to sacrificing me.

[changelingchangewing]

Every morning I wake up I think of Anna from Frozen because this is exactly what my hair looks like when I first wake up in the morning:

[kitkatyes]

She rising on my Phoenix till I KBOOM

[curesillygoofy]

Precure villain sets up a Wilde Coyote trap with seed on the road and Wing stops to look at it, disappointed he’s being stereotyped like this, and then an unrelated giant rock falls on the villain.

[rubber-ducksss]

I woke up to this poetry

[taxonomicons]

Susan Taxpayer? I’ve only heard of IRS Irene okay

[corset]

??????

[sorchathered]

Wrote the entirety of my jealous! Bob WIP half asleep at 4 am, I’m about to proofread it send prayers to the gods that I don’t get annoyed with it and completely scrap it and start over 😬.