houseofodysseus

[houseofodysseus]

he baby

Your majesty, with all due respect, your “baby” is a 20 year old man

- ⭐️

He's my baby

[houseofodysseus]

now im down bad crying on aiaia����

Felt like polishing this warmup a bit inbetween commissions, it's been a while since I did EPIC art so here u go have a treat~

Circe's saga is such banger holy moly

[houseofodysseus]

Technically you said free kisses but it doesn't specify which lips 😋

*looks at him* w-what are you saying ....enlighten me ....mortal are you telling me you rather want to .....not kiss me on the mouth

[houseofodysseus]

// you didn't anon

ik pookie😘

[houseofodysseus]

The Royal Family of Ithaca

Anyone notice that the first time Penelope and Telemachus were mentioned in 'The Horse and the Infant', their pronunciation was closer to the Greek version and not the English-ed(?) version? cause I loved that.

Puh-NEL-low-pee -> Pe-ne-LO-pee Tuh-LE-ma-kuhs -> Tee-LE-ma-kohs

The Greek version, from what I researched, was smth like: Pee-ne-LOP-pee & Tee-LE-ma-hos

I have no idea if I did that right... or if I heard it right...

Anyway, I love Mr Rivera-Herrans. And the whole EPIC cast.

[houseofodysseus]

Why the fuck did I find this while scrolling through YouTube:

[houseofodysseus]

Regrettably, I have choked on my own spit 2 more times since the last time I said it. And both were because I was laughing really hard.

Dumbass.

[houseofodysseus]

@qinnyanimation

Don’t

🫵 ☺️

[houseofodysseus]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE. -@/jugganautism

Before he slaughters the suitors... he needs to...apologize to his dear friend first. And he will tie the headband where it won't get tainted by blood ☺️

[houseofodysseus]

apparently, I've made a lot of designs

[houseofodysseus]

i had a dream that @cassentia left a comment on my fic (of different worlds to be more specific) and it said "mediocre at best"

I might die👀

[houseofodysseus]

So...I adopted Foxy. Do we...battle it out in court or something?

-🦪 (@pearls-and-gemstones / let's cross our fingers and hope this one doesn't follow my other blogs and dissappear)

*grabs spear* No, we battle to the death. Prepare yourself.

[houseofodysseus]

So...I adopted Foxy. Do we...battle it out in court or something?

-🦪 (@pearls-and-gemstones / let's cross our fingers and hope this one doesn't follow my other blogs and dissappear)

*grabs spear* No, we battle to the death. Prepare yourself.

[houseofodysseus]

Greek Camp Chat be like

[houseofodysseus]

Drew this after finding out Ody was king at 13. Immediately needed to draw Pallas “bad at emotions w mortals” Athena trying to help

[houseofodysseus]

how i imagine their reunion in the underworld went

do we think that every day they were grateful that they didnt see ody down there? Do we think they wondered when they’d see him again? do we think they prayed it wouldn’t be for a very long time and missed him regardless

[houseofodysseus]

Telemarketing, you’re getting a sibling congratulations!