#i don’t know how to deal woth it

[oddinary4bts]

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[purpelflurpel]

How to stop idealizing and falling in love with ppl whose personalities don’t exist the same way you’ve created in your mind?

Better yet, how to stop being disappointed when they don’t end up being who you’ve decided they are?

[horizon-verizon]

I was thinking today about how the canonical Targaryen lineage makes no sense with the Velaryon race change. Jaehaerys is as white as a white man can be in the first episode even though his mother was a Velaryon. And all of his children and grandchildren are of course also the whitest people ever (they couldn’t even cast a mixed/Black actress to play Alyssa even though she’s just a hallucination). Go back even further the Conquerors’ mother was also a Velaryon. I know genes can be funny things and don’t always follow math, I know white-passing exists, but if Baela and Rhaena can be Black Targaryens, there is absolutely no reason why the rest of the Targs we see aren’t mixed/Black, actually.

And not just Jaehaerys either, as Boremund Baratheon (the man who swears fealty to Rhaenyra in episode 1 and later hosts her during her suitor progress in episode 4) is Jaehaerys’ younger half-brother from the same mother, as is Rhaenys’ mother Jocelyn Baratheon.

Ryan Condal literally said, “Well, Valyria was this enormous continent, a very diverse and well-populated nation that fell into the sea. Why couldn’t there have been a line of Black Velaryons in that story ?”, meaning there were Black people indigenous to Valyria and that Corlys’ brown skin doesn’t come from his mother.

Yeah...one thing about this show is that the changes are made sporadically, according to their marketing needs, and are not truly story forward.

Ryan is the same man who said Aegon I lived in and at the same time Old Valyria existed & erased every trace of ladies in waiting for Rhaenicent to make any modicum of sense. He or Hess or soemone they approved came up woth the idea that Rhaenyra, the Queen Consort, would face or even tolerate the same kind of disrespect from a council of men as Alicent, when these two women have completely different positions and in the bk, rhaeyra wouldn't even allow that shit to happen. Rhaenyra is a Queen regnant, Alicent was a Consort and then a Dowager. It makes much more sense for Alicent to into be able to do shit AND for the men to even try to speak over her or dismiss her. Nor would Rhaenyra castellan be a man who got a seat at the table, much less argue with her in front of others without facing some severe consequences. We have the raping, betraying Huh Hammer become a family man to be the PoV/inside look of the smallfolk instead of say Sylvenna Sand, Essie, Nettles, that girl Mysaria had as a messenger, Gaemon Palehair. Or you know just some random. Baela and Rhaena's relationship w/Daemon and his own personal arc is fraught with stuff that either never should have existed or is a rehash of what was "solved" back in season 2 for the whole "fix a toxic man" arc instead of just developing Baela and Jace's romance, the social effects of kinslaying at KL's court, Corlys being more active and the shifting tensions b/t him and Rhaenyra done both indirectly or directly, etc., etc.

We're not dealing with straight shooters here. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[hmshermitcraft]

grian/mumbo/xisuma (implied polyhermits?), hurt/comfort, implied/vague gender dysphoria tw

mumbo knew it was coming. he knew from the way his skin was breaking out, and the way he felt light headed even while sat down, and the way every little thing was making him want to cry or become violently angry… his period was coming.

it didn’t come as often as most people’s and was quite irregular, but he was fit as a fiddle with very little stress day to day with a server full of loved ones willing to help with any stresses that may come his way. so, he was fine, right?

no. not at all. he could tell just from the early symptoms this would be bad. he’d blown up at several people for small mistakes or poorly worded jokes, both highly emotional from his hormones but also cranky because he could barely stomach food with how bad his cramps were getting.

so, to avoid hurting the ones he loved, he looked himself away in his vault in hopes of coping with his next days of misery all alone.

xisuma was immediately made aware of the incidents which has led to mumbo hiding himself away. none of the hermits were particularly upset with mumbo, they knew he was just in a bad mood (although no one knew why.) so, when mumbo didn’t leave his vault for more than a day, xisuma decided he’d has enough time to cool down and probably needed some support.

as he landed on the bridge by mumbo’s vault, grian came fluttering over to give his boyfriend and tight hug. “Hello, my love. are you here to check on mumbo?”

“Yes, would you like to join me?” Xisuma held Grian’s hands as the shorter nodded, then began leading him towards the vault.

A few knocks at the vault door were met woth silence, leading to Xisuma and Grian looking around for a few minutes before finding the button to unlock Mumbo’s vault door. They entered with ease, and would have been laughing at the slime blocks that had launched them if not for the state of mumbo’s vault.

it was totally dark, with his bed pushed deep into the corner as he layed there and sobbed. every mirror was covered, one by his suit jacket and a few others by blankets. everything was disheveled, some chests still open with clothes and books strewn around the floor. grian quickly pulled out a lantern and gripped xisuma’s hand tight as they walked towards the lump under mumbo’s blankets.

they quickly recognised the sobs to be mumbo’s and immediately jumped into action. grian placed down the lamp and began to clean mumbo’s floor. sure, he hated organising his own things but he’d happily help mumbo with anything (even cleaning.) meanwhile, xisuma began to gently rub mumbo’s arm from over the blanket, beginning to soothe the sobs coming from their sensitive boyfriend.

eventually, mumbo sniffled hard and poked his head out from under the blankets. “im sorry…” he immediately said, upon seeing both his boyfriends.

“mumbo, why are you sorry?” xisuma asked, cautiously bringing his hand up to stroke mumbo’s hair which he immediately leaned into.

“i’m sorry you guys had to come, you didn’t need to.. i was just gonna deal with this on my own, and i didn’t want anyone to see me like this.”

“Mumbo, you don’t have to deal with anything on your own ever! we aren’t ever gonna judge you or see you differently just because of this… you do know that, don’t you?” Grian came closer and took mumbo’s hand gently.

the three stayed close for a while, xisuma and grian holding mumbo close as he finally calmed down.

when he was calm enough, mumbo was able to get himself showered and into fresh pyjamas, despite the struggle to have to see himself like that. xisuma changed mumbo’s bedding and got him some extra pillows and plushies while grian made him some snacks, some water and strength potions. healing potions never usually helped with periods, as your body wasn’t damaged but extra strength did make the pain easier to cope with.

of course, once mumbo was truly feeling better they’d have to have a nice long talk about how he didn’t need to isolate himself and that the hermits were happy to support him through anything. and he had a few small apologies to the hermits he’d had a go at a few days earlier.

It's hard to think of anything when you're miserable and in pain. Grian and X may not have first-hand experience, but they can tell just by looking at Mumbo. Even with two extra bodies, it's hard to get through the worst of it.

Mumbo will want to be touched and cuddled. And then he doesn't want anyone even brushing against his skin whatsoever. He'll be absolutely ravenous for sugar and carbs and then feel sick and bloated.

It feels like one extreme to the next. But, with another day or so of hot water bottles, potions and experimenting with food, Mumbo can say he's past the worst of it. The idea of wearing anything tight fitting still makes him want to cry, but he's not confined to a single room anymore.

Grian and X are mostly concerned about Mumbo going through that every month (and the other hermits that menstruate) but Mumbo assures them it isn't usually like that! That was just a particularly bad one and he was stubborn and didn't think to do anything to lessen it-

Mumbo gets a kiss to shut him up. Time to get out the calender and start planning.

[carmenberzattosgf]

WHY IS FAK TWLLING CLAIRE THAT CARM IS IN LOVE WOTH HER

*unpopular opinion alert*

Tbh I think Carmy is 🚶‍♀️don’t get me wrong here I don’t love Claire bc I think her character is just kinda messy? Like girl you’ve known him since he was a kid you should be well aware how emotionally stunted he is 😭 it really annoyed me how much she took him away from the restaurant in season two even though she knew he needed to be there! Like he owns the place!

While Carmy was an idiot when he said what he did in the freezer, it was all true. It would have been a lot healthier if he idk… said his feelings about juggling the relationship and the restaurant to Claire like weeks beforehand, but he didn’t. Probably because he didn’t realize how much the relationship was affecting him until he literally got locked in a freezer because he got distracted by a text from Claire instead of calling the fridge guy. I love Carmy so much but he can be a little brat sometimes and only spoke his feelings when he had to deal with the consequences of his own actions.

I think Carmy really does like her, maybe even loves her! But he chose the restaurant over her in that moment because he knew he couldn’t be the best if he was distracted by a relationship that would drain him as much as Claire. Fak is getting involved bc he wants carmy to be able to have both her and the restaurant, but fak doesn’t get it.

TLDR: Carmy is lowkey emotionally immature and doesn’t know how to express feelings and juggle his life with the restaurant. Fak is meddling like fak does 💀

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Sorry to bother you on New Year's Eve, but I saw the post about n*rusaku and I wanted to talk about a specific person and yes, she is a trash person who has several accounts on various social media, including two here on Tumbler that I know maybe even more , but to be clear she doesn't ship n*rusaku/s*sukarin/s*kuino she ships nar*sasu she makes her life hate/hares people who ship s*susaku and sakura fans, she was one of the people who was harassing the author of that ss novel and saying that she deserved to be harassed for writing sasuke being kind to sakura ,she loves to spam ns/sk IA arts in other couples tags and cross tag anti content in general,She especially likes to use nar*saku/sak*ino to pretend that she cares about Sakura but she has said several times that she despises Sakura and that she should have died a miserable death,nar*saku fandom unfortunately has some toxic people but this specific one is not one of them

Urge, even worse when you have people pretending to like a ship just to bash on one of the people/other ships

I’m sorry Narus*ku fandom has to deal woth that. The ship has its potentials and i don’t see why people get so much joy out of hating on things instead of just loving what they love

And harrassing people is never ok. Like i know Kun likes and reblogs things that are anti hinata/is very vocal about loving sasusaku but who tf cares? Is she actually hurting anyone? No? Leave her alone then no one deserves to be harrassed or face death threats

Jun is a good writer she just wrote one book people loath because how DARE Sasuke actually show love for his cannon wife? I don’t even like the ship but damn i’d rather see Jun show a loving, mutual relationship over that gaiden shit where everyone believes Sasuke would be a cheater.

Hate the ship all you want, Family is way too important to Sasuke for him to cheat. He would divorce before cheating

[enniewritesathing]

I just looked at the poll result (that button was for me really) and uhm.

(i guess spoilers for the result under the cut and also cut to spare yall w/e I’m gonna say)

out of 20 (it was 20 bc i voted, but it’s 19... rounding it up is easier because i can’t do math woth shit lol)

no one voted for any of my early stuff. which, valid I guess because I was absolutely horrendous on formatting it -- not even ‘script’ style. lots of blanks in between shots. the only reason I didn’t go back an edit it is because I guess I wanted to keep it as a progress thing. Started from here, now I’m here, etc. That said, I can probably see someone skipping over them completely bc of that. (or maybe I’m just projecting a little bit idk). On the other hand, idk John fighting a literal demon?? how can you not vote for that lol

5 voted for The Werewolf 4 for The Incident (which I am surprised because that story as a whole has the least amount of notes... granted the CWs and subject matter(s)-- and it’s the only story I have that doesn’t have any sort of dialogue. Kind of a fill in the blank sort of deal. 1 each for the proposal and country side, 2 for multiple/other, 4 haven’t read any/or didnt like anything in particular, and 2 (minus me) wanted to see results.

I’m trying to think of a takeway here. I was shocked that I got 19 votes and usually when I poll things, the turn out is very low for the amount of followers that I have (that’s if they did it bc obviously anyone can vote). Let me put it this way, only 2.5% voted. (I think.) idk how many are actually active, lurking, or abandoned.

as a story teller (on/off), it’s... hm. I don’t know what to feel about it. I got ideas and half the time, I go through with it because I think it’s interesting. (that and putting the boys in A Situation is fun). but I also think they’re just niche (or I should say it’s not aesthetic enough with reshade and whathaveyou and I gave my thoughts in the post via tags; it’s not that far back).

It’s pretty rare i get a message about any of it and I guess the lack of feedback/comments is getting to me (or even rarer, an ask that’s a follow up question to what i posted). like yes, I want to talk about things!! future things! speculation even. anon’s on! links have the posts in chronological order! everything’s finished! i put nav links in each story post so in the off chance someone rb’s it, you can start from the beginning!

maybe it’s because of how i do things that work for me. parts are long. there’s a fair amount of reading. it’s in script (storyboard?) format. i’ve tried being short with things but it never plays out. i even went textless once -- what you see is what you get. it’s like ‘oh, i’m not reading all of that’. i have a sneaking suspicion that’s why. it’s too long. no words on pics. or maybe it’s not interesting. (visually or otherwise)

it feels like this when I’m RBing my own work

it feels bad, yall!! it’s like im begging and that sucks. sometimes I ask, why do I bother. why do I bother with tags, why do i bother with anything. rarely a story post will leave here. like, is it not worthy of like ‘hey check out this cool thing’ (or a rec list of sort? does anyone still do that?)

. . .

on the other hand, i don’t think there’s a takeaway here and i’m really way too much into this and hurt my own feelings. (ofc 🙄) it is what it is and I should just let this go and go to sleep it’s 330 in the morning

[candyscorns]

I just hate being alive and hate being me and hate being gay and bate being fat and hate being here and hate. I just hate. I hate everything because everything is stupid to me. And i just wanna die because i have being alive because there’s no point. Because i compare myself to everyone around me even still. I am 19 and i compare myself to wveryone around me. Because why do i look the way that i do. It dorsnt make any fucking sense. Shy can i not starve myself shen it was so easy for me a year ago. Why can i not cut myself when i could do it so effortlessly a year ago. Whh do i have to drink. Whhy can i noy just go. Everytime i drink i justs tell the sky let this night br my last. I just hate beinv here. I hate everything so mucb especially mysef. I just wanna cut my body into shreda and get every ounce of everything physival i hate and throw it in acid or something i just wanna die. Nobody cares about me and thats okay because thats the way that i want it. I dont want anyone to care abt me because the. I can lill myself and no one would give it a second thought. Like i genuinely dont care that no one cares abt me it makes me hPpy in a sense to think about the fact that they dont. I canre for so many people so deeply and webn i kill myself I’ll take that care with me people always say to the grabe I’ll tale ig to the grave and the warm pits of hell woth me. Im so thankful to everyone ive met on my journey in this shitty life. Weveryone that wamde it just a little bit better and a little bit brighter. Everyone that i didsapinged sith my stipid fucking actions. Everyone ghat i let down. Im so grayefull to have crossed paths with them and i h will always have the utmost love and respeect for them abd wish them nothing but the absolute best in theis crueld shitty world. I just hate me and i hate being here and i hate comparing myselfy still after all these years because thats the main toof of everything is this stupid fucking comparison that i have foing on. If i looked like her or her then I wouldn’t fucking complain. I don’t complain. Not outwardly. I couldn’t do that. Not in the way that i am right nowz . I just wanna be skinny and idc if thats at the expense of my health or happiness i just wanna be skinny and weightless and skin and bone. And because of how i rat i know that can’t happen and so i just choose to settle for deathz. Suicide. It seems so stupid with me being 19 but its just how i feek. I just hate being alive because i have so much stupid shit to deal with that i would just rather not and nobody cares so it makes it so easy for me to gove yp. And for some stupid none xistsent reason i make a concioys decision everyday to live. And i dread every mombet of it so I chose to ignore the fact that i chose to live and do what i can to pretend that I didn’t make that decision. Ive been saying that I’ve been living through me for them lately but if im being homest. I’m sabotaging myself by staying here. Why an i still here. Why have i not killed myself yet. They don’t care about me. And thats okay. I’m not mad at them about that. I cant ve mad at then. They cared for a long time they cared. They showed me loge and gave me strength when i was ay some of my lowest points. They encouraged me and gave me hope. They were the sun in my storm. They did what they didn’t even have to and i will be forever grateful to thwm for that. But i choose to beliebe that it got to a point where the shit that i was choosing to dos to myself that was hatmful and or detrimental took an effect on them and thats okayz. That thye felt like they had to prioritize them and do wahts whas good for them by forgetting me. I asked them to anyways. All of then i asked them to just stop worrying and caring about me. And i think they finally saw me the way thT i see me. I just wnana. Die u wasont wanna be bere anymore i really dont. I just hate here. And i hat emd its all just do sstuoid. And i just eanna go. And i just wnana bee okasy but no. Instead i stay here miserables aafstuck for no reason.

[naranciiiasolos]

pretend i don’t know who you are (& to some extent i still don’t bc there’s still so much i have to learn) but how would you introduce yourself. that is, who are you? what’s your deal man

hai my name is sofia and im just a silly little blogger who doesnt know what their doing. but im a pretty chill person. i talk a lot sometimes i shut up when i feel like ive said too much. im chill. i sometimes have fire fits. they basic but they fire. i like music i love music i love discovering new music. i also like finding people woth the same mysic taste as me like cause then its like woah we listen to the same thing. are we like music soulmates or something. i like cats i take photos of cats all the time. i like it when other people send me pictures of cats. i also like snails, snails are so cute.

[just-absolutely-super]

(Different anon) (continuing the Hikari Pirates & Chaud teamup)

Chaud: so, the plan is simple, once this ship gets close enough, the captain will examine the ship, they tend to trust pirate ships. Once that happens, the ship will slow down for you to engage in Parley, trade goods & other necessities you may need. Thats when Blues & I will swiftly place the seastone handcuffs on him & any other devil fruit users.

Mayl: sounds methodical.

Roll: using the Pirate Code to your advantage, thats underhanded, i like it!

Protoman: there are a few contingies in place should a battle actually take place, since both ships will be close in proximity, the Devil Fruit user's teleporting ability will want to trigger, but they only ever have 1 ship, so we figured it can't teleport more than one.

Lan: right, i'm gonna check in on Glyde.

*Lan walks over to Glyde*

Lan: Glyde, how close are we to that ship?

Glyde: very close, i raised our flag to show we mean no harm.

Lan: good. *notices something* hey, their ship is slowing down.

The Hikari ship gets close enough, and sees the ship Chaud was persuing. Both Lan & Glyde's blood runs cold.

Hub walks out, and sees the ship in question, also having a scared look on his face

Lan&Hub: the Regal Pirates!

Glyde: they're notorious, they create artifical Devil Fruit known to enhance the powers of other Devil Fruits, the Dark Fruit itself is infamous for corrupting even the noblest of Pirates & Marines alike. Even if the person in question wasn't a devil fruit user, eating a Dark Fruit would be akin to 3-7 years woth of body training excersizes in just the second of eating it

Hub *thinking*: no wonder Chaud & Blues wanted help dealing with them

(A/n: basing the "Dark Fruit" on the Dark Chips from NT Warrior & Battle Network)

This prompt is making me try and establish more lore lmao

Some backstory: Tadashi and Wily were both part of the Navy as Vice Admirals, but after a falling out Wily turned to piracy

During his voyage he fathers Regal and, much later after he becomes an Emperor of the seas, adopts Baryl

Regal goes off on his own voyage and later in his adult years becomes a Warlord, where he used his ties to the government to do some shady shit

Obtained the Dark-Dark Fruit even though that shit was supposed to be locked up in Davy Jones’ locker but of course people would find it!

The Dark-Dark Fruit in the OP universe is mostly associated with the endless void and not really evilness, but somehow Regal was able to use his darkness abilities to add to faux and artificial DFs, making them more powerful than the real things but it takes a toll on the user, succumbing them to madness and eventual death

After a turning point in the story Regal will leave his Warlord position to obtain title of Emperor

Yes he is essentially the Blackbeard of the story

Lan: You didn’t tell us we’d be dealing with Regal!

Chaud: Regal isn’t on that ship. It’s some of his men we’re dealing with

Lan: Even then, this is dangerous! Not just for my crew but for your position too! He’s still a Warlord isn’t he? You can’t just attack and arrest his men unprovoked, even if they are pirates!

Chaud: The Navy may be “allies” with Regal, but what he and his henchmen are doing is illegal. Just arresting some of his crew isn’t a direct attack on him if I catch them in the act. So don’t act like you’re worried

Lan: I’m worried because this operation could get us involved in some shit we’re not prepared for! I don’t like this!

Mega: Lan, let’s help them

Lan: Are you for real?

Mega: You know what they’re doing is wrong. A lot of people have gotten hurt because of this. I think adventuring on the seas would be a lot safer if we put those guys behind bars!

Lan: I know you’re right but…

Mega: Aren’t you the one always telling me things will be alright? Where’s your confidence Captain?

Lan: …Alright, we’ll do it! Anyone here have objections?

The crew: …

Lan: What? Scared?

Dex: No, no we’re all on board, it’s just…

Yai: For once you were the worrywart and hesitater while Hub was the encourager!

Guts: It’s the sign of a storm coming, guts!

Lan: Seriously? You guys are too superstitious!

Chaud: It’s either a storm or you two are imposters…

Lan: No one asked you!

[eenn]

i just don’t know how to deal with this shit. i don’t know how to talk what i want to talk so does he. we just can’t have conversations. how do we deal woth this relationship? i’m sure he’s not gonna ask me why the phone was ended. i just don’t know. i just don’t want to talk to hime anymore. i just don’t know how i want this relationship gonn be. i’m so lost.

[paldogangsaan]

:/

[olympiansally]

Holybshit is your url Olympians ally or Olympian Sally. I been wondering who Sally is and it just occurred to me im reading it wrong

skwksiwksiwkaksk ok ok so we’ve been over this in some post that i can’t find to link here but it’s actually meant to be ambiguous so don’t worry about it lmao

But like basically, this used to be a percy jackson blog and Sally is the world’s best most badass mom who i love dearly (any similarities to how i feel about Soichiro should not be pointed out, yes I have daddy and mommy issues both shhh lmao)

But anyway, idk how familiar you are with pjo but the kids are demigods aka they have one mortal and one godly parent, so this url was like a play on how much better it would be if Sally was an olympian and also because the bitch deserves it ksiaksiakoaks but i didn’t want it to be too tied to Sally’s character specifically so i worded it in a way that could also be read as olympian’s ally, since i am a huge greek mythology nerd since way before my pjo days

It didn’t really occur to me to change it when i started posting death note because i didn’t expect to basically turn into a death note blog lmao and once that happened i was already far too attached to olympiansally to change it but long ass rant aside lmao to answer your actual question, it is technically Olympian Sally but it’s supposed to read as both :)

Also thank you for the ask that i used as an excuse to explain wtf is up with my url since it doesn’t make any fucking sense now that i’m this deeply in the death note fandom revival lmao i owe you one anon thanks 🥰

[lushkitten1989]

I just realized August is almost here and it’s like a countdown has started.

[fnaf-imagines]

could i request some headcanons of the glamrocks woth an s/o whos just small and sensitive? Like emotions wise?

I shall try my best anon!!! Honestly though, imagining them with such a small an sensitive s/o is kind of cute 🥺👉👈

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Glamrock Freddy:

Super worried papa bear but x1000

He’d be constantly worried about them and check up on them every few minutes.

If anything, he doesn’t even like being away from them for too long since he’s worried that they’ll start panicking while he’s not there which will lead to them getting hurt

But, if he has to go somewhere without them then he might at the very least give them a Fazwatch, that way he can still talk to them just to make sure nothing bad happened.

He’s super observant when it comes to emotions too. If it even LOOKS like they’re about to start tearing up and crying then he’ll instantly take them away from whatever is stressing them out and go somewhere much more quiet and comfortable for them

He’d be the most supportive too, he might try and help them practice being alone and being more brave so he wouldn’t have to worry about them too much!

Glamrock Chica:

Very concerned but tries to remain optimistic

I imagine Glamrock Chica is the overly optimistic type where anyone negative could be happening and she’d still try to remain happy and as joyful as ever.

She’s like the complete opposite of her s/o and it shows too with how quiet they are when standing next to her.

She’s hyper and cheerful, thus she’s super loud as she’s rambling about the amazing party she performed earlier, meanwhile I imagine her s/o simply sits there in silence and listens to every word she says, smiling as they do so

She rambles so much that in all honesty listening to her tends to help calm her s/o down. They’re too busy listening to her story to really focus on their surroundings and panic about the smallest things

She might not even notice how quiet they are either, but she wouldn’t care!! She’d just be happy that her s/o is okay and doing good

Monty:

Probably leans more towards being a teaser than a supportive partner

Don’t get me wrong, if anyone ELSE decided to pick on them then Monty would growl and throw a fit, threatening them to never ever talk to his s/o like that ever again or else...

BUT, when HE’S the one doing the teasing he can’t help but smirk and laugh at how his s/o reacts. He thinks its funny and amusing, but he wouldn’t go too far

In the end he’d still let them know he was simply joking around and didn’t mean any of it to heart

Of course, sometimes instead of teasing them altogether he might just try to make them laugh by telling a joke or pulling a funny little prank on someone.

He’d do so just to help them ease up and relax a little so they weren’t so tense and focused on all the noise and whatnot

If anyone made them uncomfortable then he’d definitely remove that person from the pizza plex altogether

He doesn’t care if HE gets yelled at, he’d just want his s/o to be safe and okay

Roxanne Wolf:

Overprotective to the core but she constantly tries to play it off as nothing

Roxy has an image to keep up! She has to remain cool and everyone’s favorite

But if her partner was being picked on and hassled then she’d throw away her WHOLE reputation just to make sure they were okay

She’s easily jealous in the first place, add that to the fact that her s/o is sensitive and is a target for being picked on by other rude and idiotic people and it doesn’t mix too well

She doesn’t want to seem overbearing though so in all honesty she might stay back and simply watch her s/o from afar, just to make sure they’re okay while also not getting caught following them around.

It works for the most part but as soon as she sees someone walking up to her s/o she’s instantly running over at super speed and growling and snarling while glaring at them. It doesn’t matter to her if she’s overreacting or if the person was simply asking for directions.

She makes a big deal out of it only because she knows how uncomfortable her s/o can easily get and she wants to prevent that from happening if she can

As soon as the person is gone Roxy is instantly calmed back down and back to her usual self, however you might see her blush while she asks if they’re okay

If anything, Roxy might even teach her s/o how to stick up for themselves and fight back if they have to. Its something that helps Roxy feel at ease knowing that she doesn’t have to worry too much if her partner already knows how to handle themselves

[cartmankisser]

Hiii! Would it be ok to request fluff alphabet with Butters please?

sorry this took so long it got lost in my drafts!!!!!

A ctivities - “What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?”

butters likes to relax at home because that’s the safest thing he can do without risking getting grounded. playing board games, watching cheesy movies or sitcoms, etc

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

how understanding you are. you don’t get mad at him for the tiny mistakes he makes like his parents and cartman do. it makes him a lot calmer when your around

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc?

he’s very sweet. he makes sure your safe first, but after that he can comfort hoi however you prefer. you need someone to vent to? he’s got it! you wanna cuddle? he’s got it!!!!!

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

very cheesy romance like one out of a movie or something. he wants to stay in the puppy love phase forever, even if it’s unrealistic

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

he’s passive at default just from dealing with classmates like cartman, so he gets excited if you let him be more dominant.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

he’s the most forgiving and understanding person in south park. he’ll be mad for a little while, but it never lasts long.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

he’s so grateful that you came into his life and treated him nicely when everyone just messes with him and takes advantage of him. he likes having someone who’ll have his back and defend him no matter what

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

he tells you everything!! he giggles like a school girl when he tells you things he’s not supposed to. like secrets he overheard or scheme that cartman is planning

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

he’s more open and comfortable standing up for himself. he stops changing himself to fit in woth mean people

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

butters doesn’t really get jealous unless someone is actively flirting to you. however professor chaos get jealous easily and will quickly come up with a plan to get back at whoever he’s upset with.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

he likes quick pecks but anything else gets him nervous so it’s best to kiss him alone when he’s comfortable. he’s not a good kisser when it comes to making out. even if he gets the hang of it, he’s still awkward and doesn’t know what to do with the rest of his body

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

i think he would do it over the phone. he thinks it’s too scary to tell you to your face, so he’ll do it on a call so he can still hear your voice and reaction to him.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

again he’s still pretty cheesy so don’t expect anything elegant from him until he’s older. he’s maybe proposed to you when you guys are still young because he thinks that means you guys are serious with the relationship. it’s still cute though!!

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

he doesn’t use them too often, but when he does it’s really cute because he turns red and gets giddy whenever he calls you “babe” or “baby”

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

it’s painfully obvious. even if he thinks he’s being discreet about his crush it’s still easy to tell by the way he picks little flowers he finds and gives them to you.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

he gets a little nervous with pda i front of others because he thinks he’ll get ripped kn because of it, but you just have to comfort him a little and it gives him the confidence to hug and kiss you in public

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

he’s open to anything really. you wanna watch a movie he’s never seen? okay!! want to teach him a new board game? he’s down!!!

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

he gets really sappy at times and it’s really cute. he likes to do cliche things he sees in movies if he thinks you’ll like it. like kissing your hand or delivering flowers to your door!!

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their? Do they believe in them?

he’ll support you as long as he thinks you won’t get hurt or in trouble

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

he likes to stick to normal stuff in relationship, but like u said before, he’s pretty open, he just usually isn’t the one to bring up trying something new.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

he’s too empathetic. that obvious considering he’s still friends with people like cartman. that being said he’s never truly angry at you and it really trusting with you

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

he has no problem ditching his “friends” at school for you, even if he gets picked on for it. they’re assholes anyways

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

he likes to go on walks with you and try to find animals like deer and or look for pretty rocks

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

yes!!! but only in private! he gets nervous i front of others sometimes, but he likes when you give him kisses on his cheek

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

he would risk anything just to stay with the one person who is consistently nice to him. the one person who it’s two faced and using him