#i do not want it

[goblinbeetle]

[wifeeaterbutch]

if one more bald white man misgenders me I am going to give them the nasty surprise that I too am a bald white man, I just hold more sway with HR and am going to ruin their lives

[butcherb1rd]

no one can make me watch the live-action how to train your dragon remake. if i don’t look at it, it won’t exist. i’m plugging my ears and going lalalalala a live-action remake of my all time favorite movie can’t hurt me because i won’t let it

[boolger]

A reminder that often is repeated, but PLEASE put your age somewhere in your bio or pinned post, or I will block you. If I don’t know how old you are, I will block you. Just give me a “im not a minor” or “20s” or “18+” if you don’t want your actual age known. Please.

[videogame-ocs]

Okay, I have not finished the game yet so no one put spoilers (I’m currently on chapter 11 at the moment and running round doing side quests) but I just can’t help but have this nagging feeling that something death related is still going to happen to the best dwarf Varric.

Varric veilguard related spoilers ahead.

Varric who was stabbed by a lyrium blade, sure, it wasn’t red lyrium but it was still lyrium.

Varric whom he got stabbed with the lyrium dagger that was confirmed by Varric himself in game to be the now transformed lyrium idol from Dragon Age 2 by Varric himself. Just seems too convenient to me that he got stabbed with the thing he, Hawke and Bartrand originally found under Kirkwall and brought a lot of pain to both him and Hawke. That Varric was still somewhat guilty about over finding. It seems too poetic.

Varric who seemed to be too okay upon being stabbed but keeps having to go and lie down after conversations because he’s worn out.

Varric who keeps telling the story but with an ominous tone. I mean he’s got a flare for the dramatic bit this is too ominous.

Varric who is fitting the mentor role/ father figure role to Rook too well.

I’m just very very scared that BioWare are going to go ahead with their original Varric plan but minus the Hawke romance plot (and just after I’ve got into low-key shipping Hawke/Varric too).

If that does happen, if BioWare pulls a twist end with Varric and kills him there, I don’t know what Hawke is going to do.

[creaturewoman]

if they announced a hannibal season 4 i’d kill myself in the bad way

[threecheersslxt]

I’m scared to ask Google: is it possible to get the clitoris removed?

[indigostars]

what do you mean there’s going to be another season of ahsoka. haven’t we suffered enough

[tsireyqs]

i cut some curtain bangs into my hair! i feel so cutesy wootesy :]

[buginateacup]

Didn't I write a southern Xmas prompt list one year? Did I hallucinate that? I just want one fucking prompt list that doesn't have all the snowy mistletoe shit

[liass-21]

ilsaethan🔥

i am allergic to heterosexual ships

HOWEVER. bi4bi or t4t (or both??) ilsaethan is A OK IN MY BOOK!

thank you anon o7

[gh0stchoir]

head buried in hands

[finalgirlkateausten]

i am going to yeet myself off a cliff if i spend any more time thinking about maddie being with doug in the coma dream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[statementlou]

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[geneticdriftwood]

god fucking damnit did they remove the “snooze tumblr live” feature????? I am pissed.