#i did say wemmbu bit him right after
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mellohiizz · 24 days ago
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ilove these dumb watobu creatures so bad wemmbus so fluffy im getting so much cuteness aggression its making me wanna kill Myself and not that dumb Grape
im glad you like the stupid creatures ^_^ here's some more, just for you
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freakinator · 4 months ago
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Bacon: "'Do you still support Zam? Like, what if Wemmbu tells me to kill him?' Well-- I think... personally... and maybe he-- he would probably agree with me this-- agree with me on this... I think killing Zam is not that bad. Like, how much does he care about himself being killed? It's just one heart gone. If he gets to too low he can just craft up, y'know? Like, how much does a death really matter?"
Bacon: "I think what's more important is the things that are important to Zam."
Bacon: "Like, I dunno, his friends and... actually, I don't-- but, like, even, like, that I would be fine killing them, i-it's just, like, y'know... I just don't wanna-- I wanna make Zam's life fun."
Bacon: "And sometimes... his life being fun might mean that he dies a few times."
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Bacon: "'Says that as he's on four hearts.' Well, Zam is a little bit more willing to grind than me."
Bacon: "I give up a little bit faster than him. So..."
Bacon: [falls off small hill after fighting zombie] "Woah."
Bacon: "If he really does want... to grind those hearts back, he will."
Bacon: [brewing potions] "Alright... let's pop that right in there."
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Bacon: "'I wanna make enrichment for him.' Yeah, I mean he's been saying the most fun he's been having... is running around in a flower field? C'mon, bro, I can give you more fun than that, y'know?"
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Bacon: "'What's the point in killing Zam? He doesn't do anything.' Yeah, exactly!"
Bacon: "But, like, I wouldn't be morally against it, I think I'd just be strategically against it."
Bacon: "It'd be a waste of resources."
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Bacon: "It's an interesting position to put yourself in."
Bacon: "You make yourself, like, just..."
Bacon: "...un-- y-y-y-- it's like..."
Bacon: "...being, uh..."
Bacon: "...it's like being, like, a poisonous animal..."
Bacon: "...except... not exactly that..."
Bacon: "It's just more, like, being like an animal that... really doesn't give you any nutrition at all, I guess."
Bacon: "Y'know, that nobody wants to eat you!"
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Bacon: "I feel like you can't ask Zam to trust you and then start killing him--' I don't really care... what you guys think I can or can't do."
Bacon: "Or what Zam thinks I can or can't do."
Bacon: "That's probably what other people would say..."
Bacon: "I don't care, though!"
Bacon: "I told Zam I wouldn't lie to him... I will continue to not lie to him."
Bacon: "If I kill him, that's whatever."
Bacon: "I'm not gonna manipulate him, though."
Bacon: "...or any of that stuff."
Bacon: "I'm not gonna, like... do mental damage to him."
Bacon: "Killing him, though, whatever, he'll survive."
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Bacon: "'Did you not lie to him buy saying you were gonna brew potions?' Yeah."
Bacon: "I'm not gonna lie to him anymore, though."
Bacon: "Y'know, I hadn't figured it all out yet."
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Bacon: "''He'll survive,' not really if you kill him.' I'm pretty sure he will survive."
Bacon: "If I try and kill him he definitely will."
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Bacon: [attacking a zombie] "Dude, if I start hitting you more zombies will come... and try and kill me."
Bacon: "Y'know what position you've just put me in, man?"
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Bacon: "'Zam's like a cockroach, killing him doesn't do much.' Yeah. I guess."
Bacon: "I think killing a cockroach kinda does something. I'm pretty s-- in my limited knowledge of cockroaches, I think they do die if you kill them."
Bacon: "But... I don't know, I guess I'm not an expert."
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[Bacon has finished gathering obsidian for an ender chest]
Bacon: "It's true, I was getting in the potion-brewing mindset, y'know?"
Bacon: "It was all a very important step of potion-brewing."
Bacon: "I needed to get into a situation where I needed to brew potions in the first place."
Bacon: "So I wasn't even really lying to him if you think about it."
Bacon: "No-- but I'm not even gonna do those lies... y'know? 'Cause that is-- tha-- I would consider that a lie and that's some-- that's some bullshit if you're really say that that's not a lie."
Bacon: "It's important to be realistic."
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