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bladekindeyewear · 5 years ago

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HS^2 bloggin’ mainline 2020-03-12

I have been told only a few things about the upd8 that just landed, over Discord by two people:

upd19 feat. 4,901,157 read it. now. note: the featuring note is accurate if in a different base than what you might be expecting

What the fuck does that even mean.

Okay Pretty good chapter.

...from another friend who VERY dislikes HS^2? Oh shit.

I also glimpsed a post that may or may not have been about Homestuck at all at the top of my Tumblr feed for an instant that said “YES YES YES YES YES” in huge bold print. I have no idea whether to be excited or nervous.

Okay, it’s not a Bonus update... let me comb through from an earlier page to be careful not to get a spoilerlook at the pagecount...

...huh. That seems... like a conversation that would be up my alley, but not necessarily unique so far or worth all this crowing about. I thought we were about to get Dirk-aliens with a full Horschestra backing... are we getting something else?

> CHAPTER 6. A Conversation Regarding Relevance

Hmmmmmmmm. With the contrast between their reactions and this ominous buildup, there’s got to be a serious fun-twist coming. Right? --I’ll stop with that talk for the moment though.

space is vast. an unproductive statement, almost a tautology. [...]

Alright, that and the starry background are riffing the fuck off Star Trek. Nice homage to Andrew’s roots.

the lives of the many are far too volatile and instinct-driven

Alt!Callie what the fuck are you doing. This is intentional now. You can’t play this off as “what’s a Star Trek”.

tautologies are, in general, reserved for stories. for narrative device. for finding new and inventive ways to tell an audience that which they already know.

God damnit she’s still doing it

neither of us ever able to convince the other of the righteousness of our stance. we were never meant to agree. it isn’t in our blood.

Blah blah overanalyzing classpect blah

when they scoff at my tautology ‘space is vast’, what do they really know? nothing. as far as any of them have experienced, space does not exist.

It’s still nice to see some real personality leak through on Alt!Callie. We definitely know from her other self that she can develop quite a relatable and colorful one. Have the years helped?

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dramantic pouse... ........

Also,

-look at that collar. Damn, Callie, that is a collar

very few have stood and looked into the abyss, the true gulf of nothingness that spreads out around the single point of consciousness adrift in a constellation. all the combined weight of sentient endeavour would quail underneath that sheer, irresistible truth. the realization that they are so small, that the universe cares about their puny lives so very little. sitting in the glowing light of the stars this becomes even more apparent

In the official aspect quiz I never took the time to analyze, the aspects were put on a wheel where Space was a neighbor to Void, if I recall correctly. I wonder how much those aspects engender feelings of goddamnit I’m doing it again aren’t I

...

are we out of orange juice?

Yesss let more personality Alt!Callie bleed through, more of it~

Wait, does Alt!Callie even taste through Jade? Isn’t this remote control? Is she vicariously drawing pleasure from Jade’s not-just-meat-or-candy mostly-human taste buds or?

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JADE: are you talking to me? JADE: because if you are i would like to remind you that i hate!! orange juice!!

OH FUCK YES!!! SHE’S IN THERE AND AWAKE!!! SHE STILL HAS AT LEAST ENOUGH AGENCY TO BE PRESENT AND ARGUE WITH CALLIE! YESSSSSS

no you don’t.

JADE: well i guess i never really had a strong opinion on it before JADE: but now i cant stand it!! JADE: its all you drink!

i like the pulp.

QUIT INADVERTANTLY FORCING SHIT ON JADE WITH NARRATIVESPEAK GIVE HER A BIT OF LEEWAY ALT!CALLIE YOU CONTROLLING--

JADE: its my body and i dont want orange juice! JADE: i hate pulp, and i didnt just make that up to spite you JADE: who wants strings in their juice?

i do.

JADE: ughhhhhhhhh

I have had friends hopefully fantasize about and/or therapeutically roleplay this exact situation with Jade breaking through and arguing with Alt!Callie’s control to make this all a fair bit more palatable but I didn’t dare to hope we’d get even THIS much

Maybe the HS^2 authors DO care about not leaving us wallowing in hopeless witness to the characters’ constant torture and existential turbosuffering!!!! :#D

i realize that jade’s situation is less than ideal from a characterization perspective, but i still politely point out that nobody likes a whiner.

Fuck you, this isn’t CALIBORN you’re trying to repress you asshole! Leave Jade some AGENCY!!!!! She deserves it!!

JADE: fuck you rude calliope inside my head!

YES EXACTLY

JADE: why dont you try being possessed by the spirit of some other version of a good friend of yours, and floated around a spaceship full of people you love JADE: unable to affect anything or say hello to anyone! JADE: then tell me about whiners!

i killed my brother and consumed him.

JADE: sounds like a you problem

Compromise and give her some agency finally come on compromise and give her some agency you red-text twatwaffle

i suggest to the witch that i have spent untold eons in the void between universes, waiting for the moment i would be needed to prevent the dissipation of reality as we know it. her appeals to emotion will not help her. i will remain unmoved.

Oh god damnit.

JADE: well i had to watch my boyfriend and my brother die in front of me on a tiny scaled version of a world that i shrunk for them! JADE: and then spend the next three years talking to myself, wracked with guilt that id killed them!

Oh. God. Damnit. This had better not be where the Suicide trigger warning was coming from. Are there going to be any characters left who DIDN’T emerge from this mess feeling suicidal?!? (I mean if there were any understandable case it would be three years alone on the golden ship Jade but-- I mean COME ON, we have to discuss that in our FIRST GLIMPSE at her since the epilogues?!?)

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i remind the witch that my time was in the void, which is far darker and lonelier [...]

Oh fuck you don’t compare suffering as an excuse to COMPLETELY body-enslave and squash the agency of someone when you probably don’t have to. You’re just doing what’s COMFORTABLE alt!Callie admit it. There’s a way you could give her some leeway, I’m almost positive.

JADE: even if i had the powers of a first guardian, my brain still worked in modules of human pattern recognition! JADE: three years is a long time for a human teenager, i dont care how many of her molecules are made of a god!

(i love it when jade talks smart, that bit of the epilogues was a treat too, plz reveal more of the big brain on jade)

It seems Jade can’t see or quite understand the full import of there being a “narrative”. Or THINKS she cant, because she still says:

JADE: your voice is impossible to read and i cant see your face

If she’s “reading” alt!Callie’s remarks, that means she’s breaking through to understand the narrative to SOME extent. She might be one of the ones who learns to do that a little more and better in the future, especially with alt!Callie almost unintentionally training her to see it.

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Oh, good. So A!C’s not above being considerate. That’s a step in the right direction.

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D’aww, Jade conceding and trying to empathize like her usual self. I appreciate it. :) --but Alt!Callie’s definitely in the wrong here.

JADE: but i think it is a very natural thing to be silly when you are used to being able to control your own body, but now cant

i will allow that, yes.

Thanks. Learn some damned reason.

jade smiles. dave and karkat will always be a source of pain for her, a low ache somewhere in her center of gravity, but she is happy for them. she knows that there is really no other alternative for how to be. they chose each other over her, and they always will. they are the two people who matter to her the most in every universe, and that will not change, no matter how much she wishes it would, no matter how--

JADE: do you actually know that?

pardon me?

Oh, shit.

JADE: do you actually know that im doomed to pine over dave and karkat across every iteration of reality? JADE: like, can you actually see that? JADE: because youre a space player, like i am. JADE: i know that you are more powerful than me, but i dont think you can see other timelines any better than i can JADE: so i think you are just being dramatic JADE: for the “audience”, whatever the heck that means

i experience a moment of unease as jade looks at me. keeping her out of my thoughts is proving to be more difficult than i had first assumed it would be.

That’s a damned interesting question. I was giving the narrative the benefit of the doubt, but given everything the Epilogues warned us about when it came to the narrators and alt!Callie’s occasional slips into her own bias, I really should have known better.

i had begun confident that i could keep her consciousness sleeping peacefully inside the shell of her body, tamed and quiescent, but she has proved to be more irascible than i initially gave her credit for.

JADE: heheh JADE: i have never been particularly tamable, and my consciousness is huge!

This might end up playing out more like my friend’s Jade-breaks-out roleplays than I initially assumed. (What does she mean “huge consciousness” though? Superpowered due to part-First-Guardian, like she alluded earlier in the conversation? That never got much play before, so it’s great to see that potential realized here a bit...)

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...I’m a fucking idiot. Of COURSE “huge consciousness” and the whole line around it was just an unsubtle double-entendre. A small part of me actually wondered if it was and dismissed it as a clumsy reading in an instant. How stupid am I? Jade is the best.

If only this sort of thing worked on Cherubs.

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Yeah. It really doesn’t.

...Alt!Callie, you are a fucking war-criminal for bottling all these double-entendres up where none of the others can appreciate them.

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JADE: you are a pretty tough crowd, evil callie JADE: but yes, i can hear most of what you are thinking to yourself JADE: it took a little while to separate it from my own thoughts, just like it did with dirk JADE: because thats what he was doing the whole time, wasnt it? JADE: controlling our thoughts JADE: making us believe things we never would, things he thought we SHOULD believe

Fucking excellent. She’s definitely training herself on this shit. The more people who have a harder time getting fooled by this nonsense the better.

jade knows all of this, i don’t have to tell her. she is a very bright girl, and even if she didn’t have partial access to my thoughts, she is good at compiling data and using it to fill in gaps. as she herself had rather licentiously mentioned, her brain is quite large.

and all of these reasons are why i know i can count on her to be reasonable and realistic about her situation. i need a body to continue interfacing with this timeline, and her body is the only one that will do.

Dammit. Trying to get her to logic her way back into keeping Alt!Callie in complete control. That’s a tactic that will probably work. :(

what about [kanaya], jade? she is a space player, it is true, but her powers are nothing compared to yours. for one, she isn’t god tier, and for two, she is dead. a living dead, but dead nonetheless.

Hm. Are you saying she maybe has less relevance, less of an effect on her surroundings because she spent some of her “cred” on unconventional partial resurrection? To the extent where she’d make a less influential vessel? Hmm.

For that to even matter, you have to be planning to use Jade’s Space powers too. Taking a far more active role in things than narrative beacon.

and a sylph’s specializations lie on a different end of the spectrum from my own. a witch is a far closer match.

!!!!!

Sounds like details of the classpect system that we don’t know will have relevance in HS^2, and we’re indeed gonna possibly get some actual new, clearer details about the system Andrew invented unlike the dearth of new info the Epilogues brought us. That is... promising.

no, jade understands and sympathizes with my assurance that her body, and her body alone, will do for my purposes.

JADE: um...no i dont!

YES. Jade is now officially immune to absolute command! :D :D :D

she does. after all, she would not wish this sort of state of being on anyone else, and especially not on one of her friends. jade may have undergone a lopsided number of narrative hardships in her life, but at least she is used to them. why spread that suffering to another?

What the fucking shit??? You’re using that on her? You think it’ll WORK?!

jade understands and accepts her place in the story, which has always been to enable events to play out around her, just as it has been mine.

..........yeah Jade’s gonna bust the fuck out on the very next page, isn’t she.

What the fuck is Alt!Callie thinking, here? Wasn’t the other Calliope the one to let us know that the Witch is one of the most active classes there is?? ...what exactly does a Witch officially do anyway, for Alt!Callie to think saying such a thing wasn’t dead wrong? This sounds MUCH more like the sort of statement someone might make after breezing through Homestuck and confusing the old Jade (cough) for the person she grew up into.

And the fact that you’re phrasing this as a narrative command to try and make her forcibly THINK this way deserves you a smack in the non-literal depictive face. Let’s see if you get one:

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Oh wow, no smack yet?! That’s some restraint!

because what is a story, truly? nothing but a series of misadventures and connections, actions spurring reactions, tumbling into one another, over and over and over. with so many competing interests, clearly the story cannot account for all perspectives, for all threads? it would be laughable, childish, even selfish, to demand that they do.

in other words, not everyone will achieve a happy ending. this is a truth that jade had come to grips with a long time ago.

JADE: wait. JADE: stop. JADE: why are you saying all of this?

Ohh. Because she still had even MORE smackworthy stuff left to say, to make the smack even SMACKIER, didn’t she. Alt!Callie you asshole. If this gets you kicked out of her almost entirely and jeopardizes the crew as Jade struggles to combat Dirk’s narrative influence on her OWN, then I’m fucking blaming YOU! Do you realize how horrible it’ll be if Dirk gets to almost singlehandedly write the whole story around her and the others for the first section of HS^2 with only one or two characters aware and trying to mentally avert it?? We already TRIED that in the Epilogues! It was awful!

jade’s body is my vessel, and it is through this realization that she will understand her true role in the story. her true relevance.

Go fuck yourself, Alt!Callie. Read the audience a bit!

if i released my hold on her consciousness, there would be no guarantee that i would be allowed in again. therefore i cannot permit her the control of herself that she so desperately craves, and she understands that.

THAT’S your reasoning your used-to-surpressing-Caliborn ignorant--!??

JADE: wait. so...you could give me my body back, and then just hop back in when you need to?

in theory, yes.

JADE: then what the hell callie!

because i don’t trust you to cooperate when the time comes.

MotherfuckerTheMusical.mp4

(or real existing equivalent that’s just off the top of my head)

JADE: why not? JADE: i thought you said i was a reasonable girl with a huge brain!

you are, to an extent.

she is. but the truth of the matter remains that humans are capricious and emotional. and even jade herself can admit that she hasn’t been the most...committed example of her species in the last few years.

Oh my fucking god. I know they’re trying to make this more satisfying when she actually DOES take control in a few panels, but, Alt!Callie, seriously, get more on your other self’s level!!!

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Yes, please >:O some more

moving from lover to lover, job to job, interest to interest. over the last few years jade had found herself listless, unable to settle and unwilling to commit to anything or anyone. she knows there’s nothing wrong with that on a moral level, but on a personal level she’s always believed that she could be more, could do better. be better. and now, because of this, she realizes that sacrifices must be made.

and that she, as a space player, is uniquely built for sacrifice.

JADE: yeah JADE: i guess youre right JADE: i have been such a silly little slut! JADE: hey callie

yes, jade?

JADE: oh my god, whats that!!!!

You are so fucking screwed Alt!Callie.

this space is utterly under my control. jade could control it too, if she had any access to her own powers. but with my grip around her cortex, there is no chance of that.

(Wait, there’s an extent to which this space is “real” and not imaginary? Or does holding her space powers in check also mean keeping her imaginary space powers in check?)

Anyway, here comes the smack. And, though Alt!Callie deserves this, I hope Dirk isn’t let in too often amidst the others as a result.

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Yup, poising to pounce...

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I thought there was a weird infinity symbol underneath them but it’s just two spotlights and a shadow cast by her head.

and here i make my first mistake.

No you made your first mistakes WAAAY earlier in this conversation. And what you did to Jade in general. She’s a hero/player for a reason, she doesn’t take stuff lying down forever.

but bringing her into a place where we can both physically manifest has left me, foolishly, vulnerable.

First, physically manifest? This isn’t pure imaginationspace? And second, she’s going to blame her polite concession to Jade for this and hold on even tighter the next time, isn’t she. God damnit, not looking forward to that. Alt!Callie won’t learn her lesson til the end, will she? :(

her fingers tear at my throat, trying to find purchase. she won’t be able to kill me here, but it is certainly unpleasant, and not to mention slightly repetitive. we just saw this in the previous chapter, although this particular fight will not end as amorously as the last one did. so don’t get your hopes up.

JADE: who! JADE: are you talking to!

I really hope Jade ends up with full narrative powerOOOOOHHHH FUCK THEY COULD GO FOR THAT HUH

Dirk was able to become an Ultimate Self in his own body because it was the uniting of an irrepressible “self” that he always unbreakably represented. The others had more trouble.

But Jade

has a BIG PART-GOD BRAIN as reinforced in the narrative repeatedly!!

Meaning that later, SHE could Ultimate Self without ANY PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCE. :D

I was hoping Jade would end up with full narrative-dictating-and-reading power when she wants to use it, at some point, but I might’ve been aiming too low! :D :D :D

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

Now all the playfully-horny omnipotent Jade fanfics are true, what that totally isn’t part of why I love this go ahead and admit she doesn’t deserve it

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Yesss flashy gif struggle against control! (Though, not as elegant as one of Andrew’s might’ve been. Gotta say.)

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Blinky-eyes about to resolve normal-Jade-colored....!

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Wait, what? I thought Jade was about to snap in and--

during the ship’s trip through space, there have been numerous experiments; modifications to the nutrition output of the various machines designed to create sustenance for the various species on board. i myself have been content with orange juice and synthetic proteins, but dave and roxy have both expressed longing for various ‘earth snacks’, and so the trials and errors began.

What the fuck? I don’t even know where this is going if it’s punways.

Is there like a dog treat somewhere that’s gonna push her over the edge? Where is this headed even.

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Wh...

WHa??????

the results were mixed. as roxy told us in a previous chapter, alchemized food all sort of tastes the same, although the visuals really help to bring about the flavor. and at the end of the day, isn’t it the journey that is more important than the destination? the stories you tell as you create the strangely flavored nutritional paste?

JADE: ????????????

Um?? What’s even going on.

so far, everyone’s favorite attempt has been a vaguely peanut-butter and chocolate flavored creation called "Rices'". nobody eats them really. they just sit in a bowl on the counter.

i’m not actually sure what the witch is trying to accomplish here.

Is Jade trying to humorously gross Alt!Callie out of her body with a candy she doesn’t like or? But, “suicide threat”? Why joke--

JADE: you dont? JADE: really?

i don’t know what she is trying to accomplish, because surely she would not be doing what it appears she is trying to do. making such a meaningless threat.

JADE: meaningless? JADE: do you even know anything about the body you stole? JADE: shouldnt you have run some sort of psychic physical before you possessed it? JADE: its definitely what i would have done!

Oh SHIT. You mean Jade has the same peanut allergy JOHN does?!?

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jade must know that i am well-aware of her family-wide peanut allergy. a story thread that has been extremely important and weighed in on in multiple parts of the narrative. how could i have forgotten such a key detail?

...yes, she totally forgot, but more than that.

I’m betting John is the ONLY one with a peanut allergy. That Jade is USING that fact to bluff like hell. :D

(Allergies aren’t usually inherited that way you alien!)

there is nothing remotely just or heroic about dying from self-imposed anaphylactic shock in the throes of a childish tantrum. at the most i’ll get a relaxing few minutes of sleep.

Is Alt!Callie bluffing now? Even a resurrecting death could throw her off.

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FUCK YES JADE.

JADE: do you really want to risk it?

what are you talking about, jade? i just said--

FUCK YES JADE, BE A HUGE WITCH

(i say in the most witch-connotatively and non-classpect-related way)

JADE: i dont know, callie JADE: ive never really understood the rules that govern the death of a god tier, have you? JADE: it seems pretty arbitrary from where im standing JADE: who makes the decision whether or not something is heroic or just?

...that’s unclear. but it certainly isn’t you.

JADE: right, of course not JADE: but are you so confident that youre a good guy? JADE: are you sure that the alpha timeline WANTS you to be here?

...what.

JADE: youve done some stuff, callie JADE: im only saying you shouldnt be so quick to assume that me killing you wouldnt be just JADE: and that taking my own life to do it wouldnt be heroic

Even with JUST this one fucking situation Alt!Callie put her in, throwing off her control forever by dying would be shortsighted but HELLA JUST. What Alt!Callie is doing to her is a crime.

Oh shit!?!?

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What is this, HTML5? *clicks play*

...for a second, I thought this was gonna launch into a huge thing with that clock ticking song from the Felt album.

Having Rose and Dirk’s colors competing here really reinforces that... Prospit vs Derse vibe that was feeding the whole this-is-the-basis-for-the-game’s-structure-and-the-birth-of-Paradox-Space theory more earlier.

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i don’t let the witch manipulate me. i refuse to falter in the face of her whispers. without my careful planning and swift action, the prince would have taken full control over this timeline. none of my friends could even begin to imagine the turmoil.

In the end, you’re ignoring what’s right and brave in this instance to instead do something EXPEDIENT, to the exclusion of trust and compassion when things COULD work out just as well without taking the worst actions -- which is textbook villainous.

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JADE: they arent your friends!! JADE: you took them from me!

Now isn’t THAT a way to put it. :D :D :D

Alt!Callie is sinning almost as badly as Dirk, here. Viewing everyone else as characters in a story, the only way she’s ever viewed “friends”, and her as the not-so-humble narrator doing what’s best for all of them. If she’s going to win against Dirk -- or if that victory is going to MEAN anything -- she will HAVE to realize that she needs to be different.

JADE: you keep saying that youre doing all of this for my own good, but youre just lonely! JADE: i know you are, because so am i!

Ouch.

Will Alt!Callie force her to swallow it?

JADE: you said that being a space player is all about sacrifice JADE: well

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JADE: bet

...I guess she really might have an allergy.

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Aaaand the candy drops. A W A K E ! ! ! !

Yaaaaay Jade is BACK and we’ll get to see even more of her!!!

...please tell me on the next page she grabs the candy, noms it, and mentions she doesn’t have a peanut allergy after all. That would be sweet.

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...

Nope, you just leave us on a sad. Dammit, why do you gotta be all adult and showin’ us both sides in a moment of triumph, HS^2. Shucks.

Anyway, YAY JADE! C:

I am happy by this, if slightly too emotionally-rollercoastered by the past 24-hours to give this the full-rejoicing it deserves. That, and worried about the openings Dirk will get because of this... joy now for potential frustration later, even if Jade tries her best to let Alt!Callie back in in-time.

See y’all next time! And, uhm. I guess I’ll comment on whatever other asks I promised to comment on another less-eventful day. Keep reminding me and holding me to it though!

#Homestuck #hs2 #Homestuck Liveblog #upd8 #Homestuck^2 #bladekindeyewear #blastyoboots #(yes the past 24-hours includes witnessing everyone's despair at realizing the president is going to get our family members virus-killed)#Jade Harley

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grailbot143 · 5 years ago

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Hiya @pechikka (#218), thanks for the ask and the encouragement! This one has been sitting on my desktop for several months waiting for a time when SonBot and I could polish it up, but without further ado. . .

Campaign: Crystal Gems

Session 3: Cheeseburger Backpack

ShieldsNRoses: ♪Hey, Mr. Postman, bring me a post, bring me the post that I love the most.♪

MotelCalifornia: The Mailguy walks around the corner of the cliff

ShieldsNRoses: Huh? I gasp My song came true! Do you have a package for me today?

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* Hold on. Let me see what I've got here. takes out package Did you order a loaf of bread with a stamp on it?

ShieldsNRoses: No.

AwesomeSaucem: can I have it anyway

Pearlescence: Of course not! You're not even there! And you are presumably not the intended recipient.

AwesomeSaucem: so? that's never stopped me before

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* pulls out envelope Did you order a jury summons for R.J. Finkle?

Pearlescence: I'm not sure that you would order a jury summons. . .

ShieldsNRoses: That's not me, I'm Steven.

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* Oh, right, right, right, Steven! pulls out a package Here it is, Steven Universe.

ShieldsNRoses: looks at package Ha! This thing is gonna help me save the world.

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* Really? It says it's from um, whos it from?

ShieldsNRoses: o i didnt think of that. wacky sacks?

AwesomeSaucem: whats it like a hackysack? hows that gonna help?

ShieldsNRoses: just trust me

MotelCalifornia: alright kiddo, we'll go with it. its from *mailguy* Wacky Sacks Supply Company.

ShieldsNRoses: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl think I shouldn't go on magic adventures because I don't know how to use my Gem powers

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* That seems reasonable.

ShieldsNRoses: But there are other ways I can help.

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* With a Wacky Sack?

ShieldsNRoses: Exactly!

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* Do you know how you can save my world? takes out signature pad Sign here, please.

ShieldsNRoses: Aah! I rite my name and pu a bunch of stars aroound it

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* Barb yells at me if I don't get signatures.

ShieldsNRoses: That's awful.

MotelCalifornia: the warp pad activates back at the house. Steven you can see the light:)

ShieldsNRoses: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are back! I take the package and run bak inside

MotelCalifornia: *Mailguy* Wait, Steven! What IS a Wacky Sack?!

AwesomeSaucem: ya srsly man when r u gonna explain this

ShieldsNRoses: Huh? youll see. dad says you guys were gonna do a dungeon thing today. so i gots somethin to help so I could come wit you

Pearlescence: What? You can't come with us! You're not ready!

AwesomeSaucem: hell never be ready if we dont take him sometimes and this place shouldn't have any enemies, right?

MotelCalifornia: yea mostly just a puzzle dungeon

Pearlescence: Well, alright. I'm still going to raise objections in-character, though. Pearl would be concerned that something bad might happen to him without that reassurance.

MotelCalifornia: Alright continuing from where we left off with the gems. Garnet's still covered in feathers since she never bothered to take em off and Amethyst is still carrying around that giant egg.

STELLA: HELLO, STEVEN.

Pearlescence: Amethyst, we do NOT need that! It's not going to fit in the fridge and you have to make a new strength check for it every 5 minutes! That added almost 10 minutes to our campaign! What are you even going to do with it?

AwesomeSaucem: What? I got this. ima try to put it n the frige

MotelCalifornia: look it's not gonna fit. there's too much stuff already in there and there isn't any space with the shelves in there.

AwesomeSaucem: I'll just slide this tray out

Pearlescence: Great! There is milk and bagels and other food in there!

MotelCalifornia: Fine. I guess you can make a roll to fit the egg in there. um, what would you roll?

AwesomeSaucem: like i no

MotelCalifornia: fine, perception

AwesomeSaucem: but i suck with perception!

MotelCalifornia: Then i guess you suck at putting giant eggs into fridges too

AwesomeSaucem: *Rolls 4* AAURGH! Look, it fits! i jus slam the door on it

MotelCalifornia: A crack is heard from the inside. Amethyst fails to hear it.

AwesomeSaucem: Oh, man. We can make a big omelet, or a quiche, or big sunny side ups!—

Pearlescence: Steven. We fought a giant bird. We're only here for a second, we've got to go back out.

ShieldsNRoses: What? Why?

Pearlescence: I show Steven the Moon Goddess Statue. We have to place this Moon Goddess Statue on the top of the Lunar Sea Spire before midnight. Without it, the whole place will fall apart! Oh, Steven, you should have seen the spire in its heyday. I project a hologram of the gala we had at the Sea Spire near the beginning of our last campaign.

MotelCalifornia: remembwer that your projections are low detail

Pearlescence: It doesn't have to be much. Just a general idea. I made a little bit of art from our descriptions. I'll upload it.

Pearlescence:

ShieldsNRoses: thats great!

MotelCalifornia: not quite how i remember it but i think this is better!

Pearlescence: It was an oasis for Gems on Earth. It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue!

ShieldsNRoses: Wha? That's perfect!

Pearlescence: What? Why?

ShieldsNRoses: Because I can help carry it for you in this! I open my package and pull out this!

Pearlescence: A hamburger?

ShieldsNRoses: It's a novelty backpack, shaped like a cheeseburger! Aww, I blew it. i put it on I was just going to wear it one day, and you guys would be like, "Dang, Steven, that's so cool." But this is obviously important Gem business.

Pearlescence: Yes, so you should let us take care of it.

ShieldsNRoses: What? I'm a Gem! I lift up shirt and points to gemstone

Pearlescence: But you've still got a lot to learn.

AwesomeSaucem: So, let him come! waving my hands It'll be educational.

Pearlescence: Hmm, alright. I hand the statue to Steven You can carry it in your hamburger.

ShieldsNRoses: Hmm. I open the backpack Check this out! Everything's a pocket! Even the cheese is a pocket! I could fit a lot more stuff in here. Give me a minute. I'll pack extra supplies.

ShieldsNRoses: I wanna grab some food in cas I get hunngry. What do we have?

MotelCalifornia: Well, there sere bagels and milk but the milk would have spiled when it fell

ShieldsNRoses: I'll just take the bagels. Ooh I also need clothes in cas its cold. wat do I have other than this shirt?

MotelCalifornia: um, there might be a couple of sweaters in the hall closet?

ShieldsNRoses: um I'll take those. I'm pretty sure there was a raft in there too so ill take that

AwesomeSaucem: r u gonna take the kite n there 2?

ShieldsNRoses: OOh ya thatd be cool. Is there anythin in my rooom that I could use?

MotelCalifornia: you have your vieogames, your posters, yur action figures, your stuffed animals, your clock, your pillows and blanket. I'm not sure waht your looking for herer

ShieldsNRoses: Mr. Queasy isn'tr an animal!

Pearlescence: Mr. Queasy?

MotelCalifornia: Its a stuffed animal that SheldsNRoses has. its basically sick all the time and complains when you shake it. He thinkss its hilareous

AwesomeSaucem: dude it sounds hilarios

ShieldsNRoses: *gasp* LOL Mr. Queasy! I shake the plush doll and laughs You're definitely gonna come in handy! I remove the first aid kit and stuff him in

MotelCalifornia: first aid kit? i don't remember that

Pearlescence: Steeeven, let's GO!

ShieldsNRoses: Coming! walks down stairs and onto the warp pad

MotelCalifornia: ok, wait. Shieldsnroses, what all is in yur cheeseburger?

ShieldsNRoses: um, bagles sandwitches, kite, raft, 2 sweaters , and mr. queasy

MotelCalifornia: ok

Pearlescence: Woah, Steven, did you bring your whole room?

AwesomeSaucem: Back that thang up.

STELLA: LET'S WARP

AwesomeSaucem: Suck it in, Steven!

Pearlescence: Do you remember how to do this?

MotelCalifornia: ShieldsNRoses make a warp pad roll

Pearlescence: Oh, wow! It's been a long time since we had to make warp pad rolls!

ShieldsNRoses: *Rolls 4*

MotelCalifornia: Steven starts floating and his head goes out of the warp stream.

Pearlescence: Keep your head in. I pull his head in Come on.

MotelCalifornia: yu all make it to the sea spire. Steven falls down as the other gems land gracefully

ShieldsNRoses: Whoa, the Sea Spire!

MotelCalifornia: As yu look at the spire a piece falls off.

Pearlescence: It wasn't like this a hundred years ago.

STELLA: I'M SENSING STRUCTURAL INSTABILITY.

MotelCalifornia: cracks form on the ground around you

ShieldsNRoses: Oh, yeah. That's never good.

Pearlescence: Gah, Steven!

MotelCalifornia: shields roll for acrobatics to avoid a piece falling on you

ShieldsNRoses: What? *rolls 8*

Pearlescence: I roll to save him *rolls 14*

MotelCalifornia: you save him

Pearlescence: Alright, hold on. We're taking Steven back! I hug Steven. I thought you said this dungeon was going to be safe! It can't be safe if it's FALLING APART!

MotelCalifornia: a weird sound comes out of the cheeseburger backpack

ShieldsNRoses; Oh, Mr. Queasy! LOL

MotelCalifornia: Pearl, it's not too bad. he'll be ok [probably]

Pearlescence: Steven! This place is your heritage. I want you to stay and help, but you really got to take this seriously! Can you do that, Steven?

ShieldsNRoses: You got it, dude! I stick my tongue out

Pearlescence: Yesss...

STELLA: ENOUGH WE HAVE TO MOVE.

MotelCalifornia: you come to the moat. you see on the other side a building with tall arched windows and small diamond windows above them. do yall remember it?

STELLA: I STOP EVERYONE.

AwesomeSaucem: What's the hold-up? We can clear this easily.

STELLA: NO. THE MAGIC THAT SUSTAINS THE WHIRLPOOL CREATES A VORTEX THAT WILL PULL US BELOW. I SHOW THEM WITH A ROCK

Pearlescence: So we can't jump?

ShieldsNRoses: Oh, wait! I pull out sweaters from backpack

AwesomeSaucem: What are those for?

ShieldsNRoses: They WERE for keeping warm, I tie them together but check it out. I whip one end through the window and try to catch the other end.

MotelCalifornia: roll for slight of hand?

ShieldsNRoses: *Rolls 15*

MotelCalifornia: Ok i guess it works

ShieldsNRoses: I take a deep breath and jump

AwesomeSaucem: Steven!

Pearlescence: Wait!

MotelCalifornia: as Steven reaches the wall he is being pulled down by the vortex. I can't really make this safe if yu kep doing things like this

AwesomeSaucem: He's getting sucked down!

MotelCalifornia: roll for acrobatics

ShieldsNRoses: *Rolls nat 20*

MotelCalifornia: wow! I guess you make it! you run up the side of the wall and into the archway

ShieldsNRoses: Cheeseburger!

AwesomeSaucem: Steven! Way to go! C'mon, guys! i summon my whip and grab them and whip it thru the window. Steven style!

MotelCalifornia: You have to roll

AwesomeSaucem: *Rolls 22*

AwesomeSaucem: we make it!

Pearlescence: Roses, you must be more careful! Don't ever do that again!

ShieldsNRoses: Sorry!

Pearlescence: But it was pretty great.

MotelCalifornia: Pearl, do you want to descirbe the damage?

Pearlescence: Oh, um, certainly! Oh, no, no, no, this is even worse than the outside. Ugh... that's... oh! Oh, this didn't used to be so— Oh, and the water damage. This pillar... Oh, and this had a head...

AwesomeSaucem: This is y we don't let u dm we walk ahead so i dont have to listen to her drone on

Pearlescence: That's fine. We stop and look at a particular statue. Oh, Steven, once the statue's in place, it'll restore all of this to its former glory

MotelCalifornia: as u walk up to 1 of the statues you see crystal shrimp crawling up it

Pearlescence: aaah! I summon my spear and slice the statue in half sending the top half off the edge along with the disgusting little shrimp. Why would you bring these back?

MotelCalifornia: this is where we met them first y wouldn't they be here?

ShieldsNRoses: What was that goobers?

Pearlescence: Crystal Shrimp.

MotelCalifornia: Garnet and Amethyst see a swarm of crystal shrimp at the top of the staires

AwesomeSaucem: You guys, we got a problem!

Pearlescence: We run up to them and see the crystal shrimp. I gasp. It's an infestation. And we have to pass through there to get to the top.

ShieldsNRoses: i look closely at one how big are they?

MotelCalifornia: small like a cat

ShieldsNRoses: Can't you just squish 'em?

Pearlescence: I pull Steven away from them. Don't touch that, their shards are deadly! We need to clear a path. I create a plan and share it through a projection.

Pearlescence:Amethyst, if you go around to the side and disturb them with a spin attack...

Pearlescence: And Garnet, if you move to the ceiling and strike this exact spot... I show the spot as an X with my projection

ShieldsNRoses: Bagel sandwich!

Pearlescence: then I can advance with my... Roses, you interrupted my plan! And what does that even mean?

ShieldsNRoses: I take two bagel sandwiches out of the backpackand throws them on each side of the room.

MotelCalifornia: why?

ShieldsNRoses: so the shrimp can eat them

Pearlescence: You don't even have bagel sandwiches! You just brought bagels.

AwesomeSaucem: thats true

ShieldsNRoses: no i said sandwiches. why would i have just brought bagels? that's not a good meal if we get hungry

MotelCalifornia: he apparently did say sandwiches i tjus scrolled back up and looked. Shields, roll for animal handling

ShieldsNRoses: *Rolls 16*

MotelCalifornia: alright, the shrimp group around the sandwiches and start to eat them, I guess there's a path for the gems

STELLA: BRILLIANT.

AwesomeSaucem: Oh hey, what do you know.

Pearlescence: I guess I don't need my grand hologram plan! Uh, uhh, how did you know that would work?

ShieldsNRoses: Well, if I were a shrimp, that's what I would do.

AwesomeSaucem: You ARE a shrimp.

Pearlescence: I just want everyone to know: my plan would have also worked.

MotelCalifornia: you make your way up the stares. you come to a room where there are several pillers around the room a giant crack on the wall to the left. there are broken stairwells over a crevice. as you reach the top Garnet you see the crack widen and a small river rushes through the crevise and forms a waterfall that drops down to the lower level

STELLA: WATCH OUT

MotelCalifornia: The wall to the left of them cracks and forms a small, rushing river that drops below.

AwesomeSaucem: What are we gonna do? i look at steven

Pearlescence: I also look at Steven.

STELLA: ME TOO

ShieldsNRoses: What? Me? y is every1 lookin at me

STELLA: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

AwesomeSaucem: i start chantin Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack!

ShieldsNRoses: uh, uh, hold on. what else is in my backpak?

AwesomeSaucem: Pearl, c'mon.

Pearlescence: Oh, alright. I start chanting with her. Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack!

ShieldsNRoses: o wiat i kno w I pull out A raft! i pull the handle and it inflates

Pearlescence: Steven, that's so sensible!

ShieldsNRoses: i put the raft in the water

MotelCalifornia: ok kiddo theres just one problem with that. it floats away

Pearlescence: Ugh!

Amethyst: srsly?

STELLA: I KNOCK DOWN A PILLAR OVER THE RIVER. GOOD IDEA ANYWAY, STEVEN.

MotelCalifornia: Everyone walks across the piller bridge and you continue on

AwesomeSaucem: Yeah, they can't all be winners.

MotelCalifornia: You climb up winding stairs that lead around the outside of the spire. At the top you see a pedastal.

Pearlescence: _This is it. The Moon Goddess pedestal. _ I look up to see what time it is

MotelCalifornia: Its still a few minutes before the moon is lined up

Pearlescence: And the moon is almost overhead! It's not too late to save this piece of history!

STELLA: STEVEN, THE STATUE

ShieldsNRoses: I pull out the statue and put it on the pedastal

MotelCalifornia: actually. . .

AwesomeSaucem: o no!

MotelCalifornia: you don't have it

ShieldsNRoses: wut??

MotelCalifornia: Sorry kiddo, I asked for your inventory and you didn't mention it

ShieldsNRoses: Uhh, I, uh, ah, uhh... cant you just asume i had it?

AwesomeSaucem: What's the hold-up?

ShieldsNRoses: Im freakin out here I don't have it.

Pearlescence: What?!

ShieldsNRoses: I must have left it on the bed!

MotelCalifornia: The moon is nearly lined up

Pearlescence: There's... there's no time...

ShieldsNRoses: Wait! I have an idea! I pull out Mr. Queasy

AwesomeSaucem: Could that work?

MotelCalifornia: um, i guess roll for it?

ShieldsNRoses: I put Mr. Queasy on the padastool.

ShieldsNRoses: *Rolls 1*

MotelCalifornia: the moon blasts a ray of light onto Mr. Queasy. he floats a few feet up

AwesomeSaucem: omg is it gonna work? with a nat 1?

MotelCalifornia: he shakes violently and explodes

Pearlescence: Oh my! I thought for a minute...

MotelCalifornia: the spire begins to shake, and a bunch of cracks form in the ground.. The waterfall starts to close in on the Spire.

STELLA: EVERYBODY KEEP STEADY

ShieldsNRoses: No, no, no, no, no!

MotelCalifornia: The cracks separate and the gems are pushed apart. everyone roll

Pearlescence: *Rolls 14*

AwesomeSaucem:*Rolls 12*

STELLA:*Rolls 19*

ShieldsNRoses: This is all my fault. I broke it.

Pearlescence: No, Steven, the Spire was falling apart when we got here. You handled everything well under pressure. You did great!

AwesomeSaucem: Yeah, two out of four of your ideas worked. That's fifty percent.

MotelCalifornia: Shields you still need to roll

ShieldsNRoses: *Rolls nat 20*

ShieldsNRoses: Yeah. I guess you're right. They can't all be winners.

MotelCalifornia: hm, lets see. i guess your raft pops up

ShieldsNRoses: Wooo!

Pearl & Amethyst: Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack!

STELLA: IT'S A 3 HOUR PADDLE HOME.

ShieldsNRoses: i pull out a bagel Anyone want a wet bagel?

Pearlescence: Bagel? Not bagel sandwich?

ShieldsNRoses: Well no one wants a wet bagle sandwitch!

#Celebration #Universe003 #@pechikka #CampaignAU #dnd #freewriting #Answered Asks

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serraphima · 6 years ago

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All. 85. Of. Them.

done and without any whining jay >:3c

1. Are looks important in a relationship? yes but not very

2. Are relationships ever worth it? yes

3. Are you a virgin? no

4. Are you in a relationship? yes, three actually

5. Are you in love? yes i am

6. Are you single this year? no

7. Can you commit to one person? i actually cannot, is why im poly

8. Describe your crush shes amazing, super smart, is making a robot, another one is super amazing at games and super adorable, and one is insanely creative and hosts a panel

9. Describe your perfect mate - tall, strong, dork, amazing, and willing to put up with me

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes, also lust at first sight

11. Do you ever want to get married? yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal? i do not

13. Do you get jealous easily? very much so

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? yes

15. Do you have any piercings? yes i have 8

16. Do you have any tattoos? not yet

17. Do you like kissing in public? i love it

20. Do you shower every day? i try to, sady im not good at remembering

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? i hope so

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? see previous

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? already done

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? i hope so

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? i think 3 is my limit

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? i believe so?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? i think so

28. Have you ever been cheated on? yes

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? yes

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? get my junk changed

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yes

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? yes

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? tried, wound up crying bc of sudden wave of dysphoria and at this point too scared to try again as i am

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? this one girl in high school

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? not really

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? yes

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? i wrote a story for liv last year

41. Have you had sex so far this year? tried to

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? its not long

43. How long was your longest relationship? coming up on 2 years

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 1 boyfriend, 6 girlfriends

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? none

46. How many times did you have sex last year? sadly none

47. How old are you? 22

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? oh

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? i cant pick a single thing i like about them bc theyre all so amazing i have a hard time

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? no, she lead me on

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? yes

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? myself multiple times since i think im a defective leech and a burden on society

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? not to my knowledge

54. Is there someone you will never forget? the first dude who fucked me

55. Share a relationship story. i told an ex i might be ace and she stopped talking to me

56. State 8 facts about your body - 1 i hate it 2 i have good legs 3 i have a nice ass 4 i have scars on my thighs 5 i no longer have a gallbladder 6 my stomach is out to get me 7 my head almost always hurts 8 i cant tell what color my eyes are

57. Things you want to say to an ex - fuck you

58. What are five ways to win your heart? 1 be nice to me 2 love me 3 hold me 4 fuck me into submission 5 be willing to hold me when im having a bad episode

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? i think maybe 2 years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? eyes and voice

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? besides fuck me into oblivion so im theirs forever?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? dick or dick-like thing in hole that isnt a mouth or urethra or nose or ear

64. What is your definition of cheating? hooking up with someone without permission

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? give head

66. What is your favourite roleplay? i dont really roleplay in the bedroom

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? we spend the whole day together

68. What is your sexual orientation? currently i think im bisexual homoromantic but its always in flux and could change

69. What turns you off? being a dick or a nazi or a pedo or a trump supporting alt right weirdo

70. What turns you on? well if youre ever near me you can find out for yourself

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? being passed around like a doll between a group of people until i pass out

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? oh fuck yes. im simple

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? hold me

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? what hand someone is dominant with

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? i had an ex buy me a pyrrha cosplay, i dont wear it bc it reminds me of what i did to him and it brings a whole lot of dysphoria

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? make them cum?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? so long as they arent super big like 20 years or if one person is still a teen im fine with them

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? if you call me a good girl or good kitten ill do anything you want

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? i feel jealous anytime i see a cute girl bc i want to look like them

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? a few minutes ago

81. Who are five people you find attractive? my girls (theres 3) anne hathaway, janelle monae, laura jane grace, and shawn spencer from psych

82. Who is the last person you hugged? fuck if i know

83. Who was your first kiss with? a girlfriend i had in high school

84. Why did your last relationship fail? ngl i misread this and thought it said a relationship, i didnt love her, i did my best to try to but i couldnt and i didnt want to hurt her anymore by pretending i could

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? i am currently dating 3 people online

#userwordandpassname

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nightandstarlight · 7 years ago

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Demeter, Apollo, Ares, Centaur, Siren, Nymph, Agamemnon, Jason, Sun Chariot, Caduceus, Aegis, Golden Fleece, Olympus, Tartarus, Elysium, Ogygia, The Labyrinth? :3c

Asdfghjkdhslñ so many omfg why iLY ((I have to say tho i didnt really think about having to answer more than one of these at a time before i rbed the qs and since im on mobile and theres no way im gonna remember all of them im probsbly gonna do one first and then like edit this post to add the rest or something so it might take a while))

‡Demeter: do you have any pets?

>Unfortunately i dont my dad never wanted us to have any :// last time i had an actual pet living in my house i think it was when i was like 10 y/o or so and they were a couple of turtles who used to escape all the goddamn time like we would literally find them on the street trying to get away from our house even tho we had a enormous backyard and we treated them as well as we possibly could?? idk they prolly hated us so my parents mightve given them away i dont even remember,,, and thenn like two years ago i think i got a pet sheep called peter.. Peter the sheep was only around for a week tho and he wasnt even officially my pet but i loved him as if he were i still miss him and think about him often.. basically that summer when we went to visit my dads brother in misiones we took him with us from my dads farm ? (not really my dads farm but i dont wanna get too sidetracked here lmao) to my uncles farm for breeding or whatever so it was a solid 6-7 drive with him in the bed of our truck and me just starting at him and trying to get attention goD i never thought id care about a sheep that much anyway once we got to misiones we couldnt take him straight away to my uncles farm for whatever logistics reason i never asked about because all it meant was that he would have to stay in my uncles backyard for a couple of days and i would get to spend more time with him !! so thats what happened !! I took tons of pics and recorded him doing nothing and loved him from afar and then i was there when we dropped him off at my uncles farm.. and then i never saw him again.. the saddest part is that weeks later when we were all back home my uncled called my dad to let him know that Peter wasnt even fit for breeding bc rumour has it he had a third testicule lmao so he was technically useless rip peter the sheep ,,, aaaand now that i live alone i really wanna get like a cat or something but i never learned how to take care of anything so im scared i wont know how to if i have to do it all by myself

if i could add tags to this on mobile id apologize for talking so much about peter instead of just answering the question but i cant soz

‡Apollo: What kind of music are you into?

>alt/pop/rock/indie/pop punk,, i dont really like defining it by genres because who knows for sure what do they even mean anymore but the second best way i have to describe my music taste is ~basic white girl who thinks shes special~ and that makes me feel even weirder,, if you want i could try to make a playlist once im back in my apartment like next week or so lmk

‡Ares: whats a big pet peeve of yours?

>probably when people dont listen,, (u mean deaf people?? thats pretty fucked up dude) no lmao i mean people who pretend to listen but dont care about what you have to say or even worse when theyre so self absorbed that they dont even try to act like theyre paying attention and just straight up talk on top of you or interrup you constantly and not even bc they have something important to say but just because they can like whyy ohh or even worse when they do all that and then have the nerve get angry/offended if you dont pay enough attention to them??? Boyyy oh boy i hate that but i *cough love my parents i love themm

‡Centaur: Last book you read?

>all the bright places by jennifer niven,, didnt actually read it but i listened to the audiobook a week ago so i think that counts,, and if audiobooks dont count i read Evenfall by Santino Hassel back in march

‡Siren: Last song you listened to?

>((when i answered this (at 3:30am) i wasnt listening to anything but)) spotify says it was devil in me by halsey,, rn (13:40) im listening to alone by halsey

‡Nymph: Last dream you remember?

>i cant remember any recent ones atm but a couple of weeks ago i dreamt i was dating veronica from riverdale?? I probably posted something on here about that and it was so sweeett other than that idk maybe something about my classmates i see some of them pretty often in my dreams and theyre usually really nice cause i almost never remember any bad dreams/nightmares

‡Agamemnon: whats an achievement that youre proud of?

>i cant think of anything rn maybe getting into uni or coming out to my mom

‡Jason: have you ever travelled abroad?

>nope,, the closest i was to leaving the country was in 2014 when i was gonna go with my english teacher and class to nyc i got my papers and everything ready but then everyone started to come up with reasons why they couldnt go so i was gonna have to go completly alone/with friends of my teacher and their students which i didnt know at all so i got scared and decided not to 3 i know (hope) i’ll get another chance to go tho

‡Sun Chariot: whats your favorite mythological creature

>umm maybe sirens or gorgons im not 100%sure

‡Caduceus: whats your favorite color

>too many for different purposes but mostly purple?

‡Aegis: whats your favorite book or series?

>all for the game by nora sakavic atm

‡Golden Fleece: whats your favorite animal?

>ive loved dolphins since i was a kid but felines are too perfect in too many ways they make me weak at the knees

‡Olympus: describe your dream job

>so i know id looove to have an office job really stable and monotonous and everything like translating books but i also know that im terrified of getting stuck? And i feel like a job like that doesnt really leave much room to grow professionally so even if at the time im happy with just doing that the idea of looking back one day and realizing i sat at a desk and did the same thing for 20 years is not the best (which is ironic bc im wasting my youth ™ doing exsclty that for free basically but yea idk ) Dream job as in actually ~dream~ job would have to be like whatever people did on that show extreme makeover home edition?? I used to be obsessed with that show when i was a kid and i still think its a great idea even if its not as extra and over the top like that was id love to help people that way i could also make this longer but its lowkey too personal

‡Tartarus: Whats a short term goal you hope to achieve?

>going back to therapy and not quitting this time? making friends? Id say improving myself as a person but i feel like thats more of a long term goal but not hating myself rn would be nice,, also something tangible would have to be passing my calc II final that i shouldve taken a year ago and didnt cause i got scared + too depressed to study properly lmaao

‡Elysium: if you could have a superpower, what would it be?

>telekinesis and or being able to teletransport sounds cool

‡Ogygia: describe your dream husband/wife/life partner?

>patient, better at comunication than i am, respectful but that should be obvious, loves puns and bad/dad jokes, loves me? Also loves kids and is okay with adopting cause i definitely wanna adopt childrepn someday

‡The Labyrinth: have you ever died and came back as a vampire?

>not sure if im allowed to talk about this but i bet no one is gonna read all this cause its wayy too long lmao also i dont care anyway so yes, yes i have

half a day later im done!!! i know its a lot I hope its not too boring tho lmao

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