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xxsanitysfallxx · 4 years ago

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Title: Chasing Cars

Summary: Newt is feeling upset, so Thomas reminds him of what he was singing when they met

Genre: Fluff

A/N: I'm still working on a fanfic still but I have this in my head and it's so cute

Word count: 1.3k

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"Are you gonna come to class today?"

"No. My stomach hurts." Newt whined, pouting at Thomas.

"Aww, do I need to take care of baby Newt?" Thomas joked, sitting on Newt's bed. They were dorm mates at their university, and over time they got closer and started dating. They had been dating for probably a year now.

"No." Newt said, flipping Thomas off. Thomas let out a sarcastic 'aww' and laid down next to Newt.

"Don't you have classes soon?" Newt asked, looking at Thomas, who was getting under the blankets next to Newt.

"Yes, but I wanna make sure you're alright." Thomas said, pushing some hair out of Newt's face.

"Do you know why it hurts?" Thomas asked, knowing that was a dumb question. But regardless, Newt seemed to know the answer.

"I have an idea, but I'm not sure." Newt sighed. Thomas raised an eyebrow, silently telling Newt to go on.

"Remember when I first got here, and I used to get stomach aches all the time? Well, those were because of anxiety, and I think it's the same problem now." Newt said, rubbing his stomach.

"What are you anxious about?" Thomas asked, because Newt usually told him when he was upset.

"Just school, and like a few other thin-things." Newt stuttered, mentally slapping himself. He stuttered whenever he lied, and he's tried to fix it but it didn't work.

"What other things?" Thomas asked.

"It's dumb." Newt scoffed.

"No, it it makes you anxious then it's not dumb." Thomas said sternly.

"Well, you know how we got into that fight this weekend?" Newt asked, trying to hold back the feeling of tears in his throat. Thomas nodded, and Newt continued;

"Well, I'm sorry, and when you didn't talk to me for a few hours it just made me get to thinking. Are you bored of me? Or mad at me? Please tell me if you are Tommy." Newt's voice cracked, and a tear came out at the 'tommy' part.

"No Newt. Not at all okay? Im sorry for not talking to you for a few hours I was just frustrated okay? You have no reason to be sorry." Thomas stated, wiping the tear off of Newt's cheek.

Their argument started because of something really ridiculous, it was about someone misplacing Newt's essay for one of his classes, and Newt got frustrated and accused Thomas. Thomas got defensive and said Newt was forgetful and probably left it somewhere. Thomas went out with some friends when Newt said he was being an arsehole, which wasn't something Newt even meant to say, but before he could apologize Thomas had left their room to go out to god knows where.

Newt cried the whole time Thomas was out, only stopping when he eventually fell asleep. Thomas came back later in the evening, and woke up Newt to apologize. They made up, but Newt still felt like Thomas was mad at him. He also didn't know what Thomas did when he went out, and didn't want to ask.

"But, I was really really mean. I'm sorry and I didn't mean to make you want to go. And I don't know where you went when you went out, and you didn't answer texts and I was just so scared and guilty. Please tell me you didn't see anyone else." Newt sobbed, making his stomach hurt worse. Thomas felt his heartstrings pull at the sound of Newt crying, the sound made him just want to hug Newt forever and never let go.

"No baby. I would never ever do that. I love you okay? I just went to the park. I shouldn't have ignored you. And I was being an arsehole. Okay? Don't be sorry at all." Thomas was now propping himself up on his elbow, trying to make himself clearer.

"Please Tommy. Please don't leave." Newt asked, almost a whisper, but Thomas's heart shattered.

"I wouldn't leave you even if you wanted me to. Do you understand?" Thomas laughed, trying to wipe more tears off of Newt's soft face.

Newt nodded, and Thomas laid back down. Thomas wrapped his arm around Newt, and Newt turned onto his side, so his back was pressed against Thomas's chest.

Newt was still silently crying, and Thomas knew he was still worried. He got upset at even the thought of him doing something like that to Newt.

Thomas leaned his head over Newt's shoulder and kissed his cheek. His cheek was wet with tears, and Thomas felt helpless. He didn't know how to help Newt feel better.

He stuck his hand under Newt's shirt and drew tiny shapes with his finger on his abs, trying to calm Newt and possibly help his stomach ache.

They laid like that for a few minutes, Newt barely calming down. Thomas had to fight back tears himself, he didn't want Newt to be sad and he especially didn't want to be the reason.

"I love you. So much. Please tell me you know that." Thomas asked, bending his arm that was under Newt's head to play with his hair.

Newt nodded, but Thomas could still feel his uneven breaths.

"I love you too." Newt whispered, and you could hear the tremble in his voice. Thomas was now rubbing his whole hand up and down Newt's abdomen, trying to ease him.

Thomas was almost about to break down, but then he remembered something that always cheered Newt up.

"Do you remember the song I was singing when we met?" Thomas asked, knowing that Newt did.

"Yes." Newt muttered.

"What was it called?" Thomas asked, smile present in his voice.

"Chasing Cars." Newt answered confidently.

"Should I sing it?" Thomas giggled, earning a small snicker from Newt, which made his heart flutter.

Thomas took that as a queue to begin, so he did.

"We'll do it all

Everything

On our own

We don't need

Anything or anyone" Thomas sang, remembering all the lyrics.

"If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?" Thomas continued, smiling like an idiot.

Newt knew it was cheesy, but it made him happy.

"I don't quite know

How to say

How I feel

Those three words

Are said too much

They're not enough" Thomas was not an amazing singer, but he was so quiet it was hard to notice mistakes.

"If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's burstin' into life" Thomas sang, closing his eyes.

"Wow you're still just as bad a singer." Newt joked, earning a shush from Thomas.

"Let's waste time

Chasing cars

Around our heads

I need your grace

To remind me

To find my own" Thomas continued, twirling his fingers around in Newt's hair.

He heard Newt yawn, but continued.

"If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told

Before we get too old

Show me a garden that's burstin' into life

All that I am

All that I ever was

Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where

Confused about how, as well

Just know that these things will never change for us at all" Thomas noticed Newt's breathing slowed, and his breaths got more even. He quieted down a little bit not wanting to wake Newt if he did go to sleep, but continued the last verse.

"All that I am

All that I ever was

Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where

Confused about how, as well

Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here

If I just lay here

Would you lie with me and just forget the world?" Thomas stopped, and could hear Newt snoring in the slightest. He smiled to himself, and kissed Newt on the now dry cheek.

"I love you Newt."

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A/N: pls enjoy I loved this idea so much

#newtmas #thomas x newt #the maze runner #the maze runner fanfiction #gay #thomas edison #Newt issacs #fluff #the scorch trials #the death cure

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mirror-juliet · 5 years ago

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hi, may i request a smut scenario about rough sex with leedo on the kitchen counter, thank you so much!

Tagging @youneedapiratekink our thirsty af captain. I hope you also enjoy bby

Thank you so much for requesting hun!!! I had a lot of fun writing this🤍

Warnings: Unprotected sex. Kitchen sex, teasing, rough sex, slight degradation, oral sex (giving and receiving.)

Other Plans {Lee Geonhak/Leedo}

Geonhak had asked you to help him come up with choreography for the group, you two met up at your house where you could practice in your dance room. The both of you could have practiced in the Oneus dance room, but you didn't like it when people saw you coming up with new moves. Besides, you had other plans for your boyfriend

You had made sure to dress in a loose-white shirt and rather short, form-fitting shorts. Your hips would purposefully brush against him, pretending like you simply aren't paying attention.

It's obvious that Geonhak is trying his best to concentrate, his breathing becoming longer and his grip got firmer. The both of you quickly became aware of the tent beginning to root in his sweatpants, a grin forming on your lips.

"Do you think the others will mind this much skin ship, Darling?" You pushed your body flush against his, reaching your arms up to lock around his neck behind you. Your eyes make contact in the large mirror the both of you are gazing into.

Your actions caused the lower part of your stomach to show from Geonhak being to tall. You couldn't care less that he was obviously drinking in your image, you threw choreography out the window once he walked into your home."Isn't this a little much Y/n? We're all close, but not this close." He grabs ahold of your wrists and removes them from his shoulders, trying to take back the authority which he had lost in this situation.

That wasn't something you planned on giving up willingly today. You we're going to push Geonhak to his breaking point, seeing how long it will take.You turn around and put your palms on his chest, locking eyes with him more intimately now.

"What did you have in mind then?" Your words come out velvety, laced with promises you new wouldn't be kept.You watched it, the hormones that are so easily agitated in boys have been tuned on in his brain, drawing him closer to you.

"I think we should practice later, i think we should begin something more.....Fun." Geonhak slows his words, delicately undoing the string to your shorts, pulling his head closer to yours.

His lips nearly graze yours when you move to his cheek and blow on it, distracting him enough for you to slip out of his grasp completely.

"i'm going to paint my nails, feel free to keep me company." You leave the room, leaving Geonhak a flustered mess.

He soon joins you on the couch, turning on the tv, allowing you to rest your legs on his lap. Actually, it was more of you placing your silky legs on him; trying to keep himself content while you rub your legs together.

You admire the red lacquer that stains your nails, remembering how Geonhak loved the shade on you. "Do you like them?" You show him your nails, in response he bites his nail and rubs your legs.That was your Queue to leave. Couldn't have him get comfortable

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You had him following you around your house for about two hours, now, a normal person would have gotten annoyed and left about the third time you teased. Geonhak was not normal towards you, he was crazy for you. He would follow you to the ends of the earth if you wanted him to.

He also loved being in control when it came to the hormones you two caused each other, this experience was foreign to him. Never once have you ever made a dominate move towards him in this way, not for this long at least.

Right now, you were reaching for a snack bar in the cabinet that happened to be on one of the higher shelves. It had you bending slightly, trying to reach the back of the cabinet.Geonhak did not let this opportunity go to waste, he had been waiting for you to loose your guard. He came up behind you, pressing against you and caging your body into the counter.

"Surprise." He laughed, slipping his hand under your shirt to rub your stomach.You turn around to face him giving him a view of the blush blossoming across your chest.

"Y/n" He grabs your hand by the wrist and presses it against his hardened bulge, humming in half discomfort and half pleasure."Do you feel what you have caused?" He presses your hand harder against him to match his tone slowly dropping in octaves.

You had to admit, the way he shifts and feels under your palm made it seem very uncomfortable or borderline painful for him. If not borderline then fully painful. Geonhak seems to hear what you think, shoving your hand down his pants and boxers.

"My dick has been throbbing for so long, do you know how painful that is?" He rests his head on your shoulder, allowing you to hear every grunt and shaky breath he takes as he uses your hand to get himself off. Your hand is lubed with his sweat and precum leaking out of his throbbing tip.

You unfasten his pants, pulling them down along with yourself and his boxers until you're on your knees. Your allow most of his girth to be engulfed in your mouth before gently sucking on him. You bob your head down an turn your head slightly, moving the other way as you bob your head up.

The plan to give him a good blow and hand-job crumbles to ashes as soon as he takes hold of your hair, shoving his member farther into your mouth.

Strings of moans and grunts escape his mouth as he fucks your face. Determined to make him break his dominate role, you bring your hands up to grope his ball sack. He only thrusts faster, making your jaw ache every time his pelvic bone smashes into your face.

You flatten your tongue, feeling the thick vein on the bottom twitch from doing so, making your jaw go as slack as possible helps relief some of the uncomfyness "Just like that baby. Oh fuuck."

He quickens his thrusting, throbbing inside you. "Nghah. Im g-gonna cum." His deep, velvety voice turns you on, prompting one of your hands to reach down and palm against your heat; only enough to tease yourself.

You suck hard on him, his grip on your hair becoming painful, he tries to pull you off. "No-t Yehht." Your hands hold onto his thighs from the back to keep him in your mouth. He was going to submit to you.

He lets out a long groan as he stills in your mouth, his head rests in the back of your throat and shooting his hot semen down your throat. You swallow all of it. This time Geonhak seemed to make much more than usual, most likely the result of your teasing.

You clean him up as he comes down from his high, too dazed to stop you, only letting out soft moans. Your hot muscle proves to be too much on his sensitive cock, he pushes your head away, breathing now ragged.

Your fingers twist together behind his neck, plump lips meeting his own. "You drive me crazy, do you know that? Do you know how much of a whore you are?"Geonhak rips your shirt over your head, his large hand shoving down your shorts

His fingers don't bother to wander further than your clitoris, the stimulation alone would drive you insane. Without delay the pads of his fingers rub fast against your clit, making your knee's buckle"Geonhak, sl-slow down." Your small hands wrap around his wrist, trying to pry him off of you. He chuckles in your ear.

"But you don't really want me to, no you want me to keep rubbing you until you're screaming in pleasure." He drags you to the island with his hands still rubbing you, he pushes you, your back arching onto the surface.

He picks your hips up and places them on the counter, giving his easier access to pull your shorts off."No underwear. You slut."

"Hmmm-aah!" Two fingers turn to four now rubbing side to side.

"Oh quit whining, i could do this." Three of his other fingers dip into your hole, hitting your g-spot immediately. "Now this is the amount of pleasure that warrants those screams. Not just your clit."

Your hands grab hold of his wrists, not doing much to stop his strong ministrations."Geonh- i'm gon i-i m gonna."

"Do it, cum over my fingers." He pumps them faster, making you clench hard around him

"Nugahhh! GeonhaAH!" You squeal out as the bubble in your gut bursts. Geonhak only removes his fingers inside of you, allowing the warm liquid to escape your clenching hole.

He doesn't stop rubbing you, only speeding up-if that was even possible, but it very much was. Another wave of cum spills out of you onto his shirt and the floor, your thighs were shaking, preparing yourself for a third orgasm.

"Please, i want you in me for the next one." The words are hurried to escape your mouth, you let out a shaky sigh of relief as he takes his fingers off of you.He pulls your hips to the edge, flipping you onto your stomach; your short legs dangling off the edge.

"God you're so sexy when you squirt all over me. You'll do it again for me wont you." He kisses your neck gently"Hnuh!" You groan out as he shoves his fat cock in your pussy, bottoming out right away.

'Okay, he wont give you time to adjust, that's okay' You think to yourself, he begins to mercilessly pound into you, your hips shove against the corner of the island; a painful sensation drowned out by the cock inside of you. The girth stretches you out beautifully, feeling every inch of your soft core.

Geonhak rakes his hand up the back of your scalp, pulling roughly on your hair once at the crown. His other hand pushed the middle of your back, giving him two very different anchors to shove into you over and over.

"Tell me how much you love my cock, slut.""I love you cock so much Geonhak! It stretches me so good. Please fuck me harder!" You push your hips into him, your ass jiggling at the motion.

"You asked for it, remember." He nearly laughs at you. He pulls you back further into him, bringing your sex's together hard enough that your hips begin to bruise from his. A loud smacking sound echo's through the kitchen, his balls hitting your clit with every thrust.

Both of you moan and grunt into each other, Geonhak's deep voice now beginning to whine. It was something you never heard before, sexy as hell to say the least. You wanted to hear it more.

"Please, cum all over my ass Geonhak." His member begins to twitch inside you as his hips become greedy, signaling his release soon to come

A few more thrusts later Geonhak is screaming out a groan while releasing strings of semen on your luscious ass. He enters you again to help you with your final release that has you digging your nails into the counter top.

You both calm down, Geonhak leaning on you while sort of hugging you. His chest feels nice as he breaths against you.

"I'll say it again. You're so fucking sexy when you cum like that." laughs erupt in the kitchen, something that came easy for you two during sex, because it was with you two."But baby girl..." He growls. "Next time you try to take control like that. I won't fuck you like that for a month." His words excite you, but also terrify you sexually. That was something you were going to have to try out, knowing somewhere in the back of your mind he would keep his promise. But where's the fun in being safe?

#oneus #oneus smut #leedo #leedo scenarios #leedo smut #anon #creampirate #asks #oneus imagines

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the-real-xmonster · 7 years ago

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The NHK Trophy Queue

Anonymous said:

Omg, just watched NHK men’s. This discipline is out of control this season. I have never seen predictions go so wrong, but the France is coming and looks like a mess already. So, your thoughts on what we shall see?

I don’t have any prediction for the rest of the GP Series for the men right now. To be honest I’m kind of tuning out from that side of the field. The ladies’ is proving to be a much fiercer competition this season. Higher quality, too… If only the judging could be upheld to the same standard that the girls are skating with, but I guess that’s too much to ask.

Anonymous said:

people are saying evgenia shouldn’t have won nhk because of her falls and i don’t know enough about skating yet so just wanted to ask what your thoughts are?

I made the same point back in CoR and I will repeat it one last time: you can’t say a skater doesn’t deserve to win just because they fell. If you want to disapprove anyone’s win you have to back it up with a comprehensive analysis of BV, GOE, and PCS, and benchmark it against the performance of the rest of the competitors.

My very short opinion, since it’s the same old, same old: is Janny over-scored? Yes. Did she deserve to win NHK? Yes.

Anonymous said:

I just heard the news and the first thing I did was run here. Thank you for lending us your lawn *wails*

*wail together with you*

Anonymous said:

I woke up at 3:25 am today to be able to see Yuzuru… now I’m wallowing in the corner crying salty, salty tears… *sniff*

Come cry together with us on my lawn, dear.

@serikio said:

I also sold one of my kidneys for Milan so I hope to see Yuzu there or God help me I’m going with you to Toronto and we’ll find him. Anyway I’m very sad I can’t see him in the final,could have been his fifth victory. But well it’s okay this way I don’t want another CoC 2014. Get better soon Yuzu! *joins the group hug*

After I’m out of this stupor of shock I’m setting up a standby action group for the ambushing and shaving of Yuzuru Hanyu’s head should the unthinkable happen.

*pull you in for the group hug*

Anonymous said:

i can’t believe i literally cried over this when i only started liking fs this season. the thought of yuzu crying is what breaks me the most. i only want him crying if it’s with happy tears like when he won worlds. and GPF is also near his bday!! huhu rip his gpf streak :(( i also feel sad for whoever will win, for sure there will be people who will downplay their achievement cause chan hanyu and javi are not there. TT I DID NOT EXPECT MY FIRST SEASON TO BE LIKE THIS HUHU WHYYY

FS is a difficult sport to follow and loving Yuzuru Hanyu does not make it any easier by any stretch of the imagination. I’m sorry this has to happen to you in your first season, dear. But as someone who’s been lurking in this space for a bit longer, I can tell you, it’s worth it. Keep believing in Yuzu, he won’t let you down!

Anonymous said:

this is my first season and now i’m just 😢 sending everyone (and yuzu 😭) hugs and positive thoughts!

Thank you! Yuzuru will be fine, he has gone through all of this before, he knows how to deal with it. So we will be fine, too, eventually.

@whishawbendragon said:

I’m trying to figure out exactly what went wrong with that 4Lz. Did he not have enough speed going into it, did he not get enough height, did he go too far off axis when he was in the air? I can’t stop thinking about it, I hope that he’s resting and recovering and is back on the ice soon, my heart has been aching for since yesterday morning. 😭

I’m too much of a chicken to go and have another look at that 4Lz so I can’t tell with 100% certainty, but from what I saw of his 4Lz at CoR, I think the key issue might be the size of that jump. His 4Lz is massive, like batshit crazy massive, probably the biggest figure skating jump I ever see. That plus his insane rotational speed mean that it’s a very tough jump to control. If he doesn’t have his full focus and pay utmost attention to his body balance and in-air axis and his knee bend on the landing, awful things can happen, like they did. Also, that day during the practice he was obviously not in his best shape. I mean, just the day before that he was in bed with a fever. Doing that 4Lz in that condition was too risky of a move…

I, just, why, Yuzu, why?

I also hope he’s resting now and allows his body the time it needs to recover.

Anonymous said:

do you think yuzu’s gonna drop the 4lz? do you think he should?

Yes I think he should drop the 4Lz, mainly because that jump is very taxing on his right foot. Moreover, as I’ve been saying from the very beginning of this season, he doesn’t need a 4Lz in his layout. He can do a 5-quad layout with just the quad toe, Salchow, and loop. Not to mention, he doesn’t even need a 5-quad FS to win events and break records.

Do I think he will drop the 4Lz? I honestly don’t know if he will choose to follow reason or pride, he’s Yuzuru Hanyu, after all. I can only hope that whatever his decision, he is mindful of all the pros and cons that comes with it, and pick a path that will not lead him to regret.

Anonymous said:

ive been looking forward to nhk all week bc. yuzu!! satton!!! caro!! but then. yuzu. satton. shit.

You are not alone, my friend. I’m very sad for Satton, too…

Anonymous said:

i had the most shitty day ever. i found out last night that yuzu was injured and spent the whole night and whole morning fretting. i woke up for school this morning and barely had time to see the last girls skate before school started and got sad about satton:( then just before lessons i raced online to look up yuzu’s status. and. you know:/ and wanted to cry. then got back 3 tests that were less than ideal. and. just. i have such a shitty day im. ugh. zhenya was the best thing tbh:((

Talking to you guys who are still in school makes me happy I’m done with all that homework and testing. I was spacing out at work too throughout the whole ordeal and I snapped at everyone who dared approaching me. I think I permanently scared a new girl away from me. Oh well… I’ll buy her a coffee next week or something.

Anonymous said:

Janny had tape on her legs and appeared to be limping a bit after her SP…I can’t have another one withdraw! I can’t! 😭

Janny is also dealing with some damage to her lateral ligaments. It is almost the exact same injury Yuzu has. I, just, what’s going on? Why is life being shitty to my babies?

On that note, I can proudly declare myself 100% a fan of the Evgenia Medvedeva now. The way she powered herself through that grilling FS was utterly incredible.

*cries*

Anonymous said:

I just had a thought… Yuzuru withdrew from the competition proper, but we know that he WAS able to do a jump-less skate after he fell. What are the chances of him skating in the exhibition gala? We don’t actually know the specific severity of the injury, do we? Lateral ligament sprains can range from mild tearing to complete rupturing (which, from evidence, I don’t THINK is the case). Maaan, I’m trying to study for an exam but I can’t stop thinking about Yuzu. This GP season is so fucked. :’(

No, usually a skater wouldn’t join the gala if they withdraw from the competition. And Yuzuru really needs all the rest he can have now to recover.

We won’t see any performance from him again until maybe Japan Nationals in December, and keep in mind that it’s still a maybe at this stage. Let’s give him the time and space he needs and let’s keep hoping for a speedy and full recovery.

Anonymous said:

Will Yuzuru not get a replacement assignment????

No, them’s the rules. That and even if he does get a ticket to any GP, he won’t be able to make it anyway in his current state.

Anonymous said:

What happend to Yuzu?? Can someone please explain this to me????

This is a summary of what happened, and this is the last update we’ve got. I’d highly recommending following @wherespacepooh to get all the latest news.

#replies #yuzuru hanyu #evgenia medvedeva #sorry for the short answers guys #i'm still too numb right now

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pr0ject-talon-blog · 7 years ago

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Hi! I'm Lulu And I'm super pleased to meet you Faerie's on my shoulder He can't wait to make you meat too (That tasted purple) Dispense with the formalities And the schemes you may be contemplating Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating By the pricking of my thumbs Something wicked this way comes Boys see me and get wild growth Just one look and up we go! Muggles always on my wand Bit of whimsy and they'll be gone And what we did with my magic stick Don't remember? I'll send you Pix Not quite the common lady But just maybe you can get to know me Shielding all these carries Staying wary just to keep you going They know I'm the Dom And stay submissive to this magic master Fidget with your mind And drive you crazy til you can't spell 'Caster' Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced Now you're cannon fodder Fend against these dark arts all you want But you're no Harry Potter Pick a lane to face me Tilting baby, it just doesn't matter Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses Like Abra Cadaver The mobile warrior is back Commence the drillin' and killin' These villains illing And feeling the robot wrath that i'm willing I've reached the ceiling But not my rhymes or skills that are spilling I'm at my threshold for damage Now I'm red and unfeeling It's time to go Cause when my armors steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beatdown And one you wont be forgetting Tristys' my soul And though I'm bound to damage And ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak And Rumble's still such a savage This'll be a blast Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel I'm the hexplosive heimerdinger Though he thinks im a hassle But even Donger must be feeling The extent of my brilliance Cause when the dean of demolition speaks the world's gonna hear it It's time to boot up the show This fuse is ready to blow My fallout from megabomb Is dropping nuclear glow I hope you got enough room Because you can't flee the doom Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear the world go 'kaboom' I might be talking looney tunes but I'm a Hanna-Barbarian My explosive devices just make it harder to bury you When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape I see you here and there and there Well you're all over the place The major league competitor Because I throw like its Madden And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin And I don't need a Jasmine I just need you to be gone I can show you the world When I drop this magic carpet bomb It's no surprise, that I'm breaking the ice Look I'm just here so I don't get fined The past and present, you can link it to I My temperament rise Glass cannon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise Check it Shifting the flow the 2 for 1 package Is coming back like it's a boomerang throw Watch how I glow Up into Yorkage With the beast inside the name's Gnaruto Identity crisis, splice up the flavor Experimental build, feel like I'm Stitch A Gentleman's savage Mischief amidst, Digivolution from rookie to switch When your team game's distorted And synergy gets contorted Resisting me is focus My rampage will annul it I evolve into a God like Zilla No point in hiding I'm invincible provided no David can stop Goliath When the boulders get to flying Your stones hardly defiant Blood and bones my bread and butter When feeding this dino giant Anger potent Hi I'm Hogan Gnar Cross me and I'll throw you far Prehistoric cyber franky little foots with bulky arms Manners isn't made for Gnar Banner Hulk is who I are Charming but alarming Bandle City's my Jurassic Park From Diddy Kong To the Mighty Grodd Hit Gear 4 then I crush them all Jumping Crushing Stomping Going hard is never going far This is war, a Yordle's paradise, y'all And they call me Gnar I've got a mighty tantrum, inducing rage all day When despair sets in you know It's the curse of the sad mummy So sad and lorn, the helpless lad I heard them say From behind my back But I guess that is who I've become today Cryin' to your mummy she ain't comin' Ain't it funny Steppin' in to team fights about to make the money Throwin' out that bandage toss I'm lookin' for some new friends Okay, where are we going? Aww wait, hey no, come back You don't wanna play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack! Tearin' through this brush With my hunter's machete Uh, 2 Health Pots and a warding totem at the ready My tears don't fall No they crash all around me Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy Comin' out the jungle And I'm still lookin for new friends Wanna hug it out? Or are you looking to get stunned again Amumu the Mummy Immortal Master Of Misery With all my CC, I'll make us friends for eternity! Enough this display is highly repulsive And frankly far too ego indulgent This misappliance of science indeed must retire But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire I am the HE-IM-ER-DI-NG-ER End all, Be all Inventor Experimentor Professor Data Processor Embodiment of accomplishment But you can call me GOD I created the rap game On that level that you can't obtain Turrets in place, Rockets to the face Number 1 stunner with a shock gre-nade I see you heading back to base Mid is conquered Journal entry title for today Raise your dongers Even though you scream And you blaspheme I'm more than I seem More than a meme Remember kids Donger is king My readings aren't light My afro is tight Say my name You're god dong right Kennen Master Ninja, A hero of the storm I'm here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm And with the shimmering shadow You're gonna feel the raikiri An AOE of Thor's Armada striking any one near me Thunder Drop is in the Zone Smite you down and send you on Blitzkrieg in the middle lane Mark you till you feel the pain Stopping dead within your tracks Then you hear the thunder crack Leave you blind like you're Lee Sin You're in the dust, I am the wind Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they calling me The Tesla coils around the team till they form a dichotonomy The lightning blast lobotomy This homicidal side of me Conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene An artist with a shuriken or scalpel all the same to me Cause dress me up or down, it makes no difference when I'm owning ya Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration My will is the force that shall undo creation Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall Valoran at my hand? Now that's thinking too small Imagine, if you will, a small nexus of worlds As they curl, and unfurl, bending lights in a swirl Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive A cluster of stars, that bend to my instruction Take it to the galaxy, you won't last long Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton Generating mana Q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage Suddenly you're GONE E, Now you're standing in my sight R, Losing half your life Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun, timer ticking down to 1 W, goodnight Ever so suddenly, you are cowering up to me Chaotic Supremacy, no AD for this Entropy Such a thrill when this fire's ignited Watching you divided never been so excited! Is that a rocket in your pocket? Tristana's here to annihilate the Battlefield So head to my bottom lane Won't you tell me how you really feel? You're just another target You're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon Hit you with the timer then I rocket so we get together Fire till explosion, Then I'm out, I guess I'll call you never Next thing that you know you're up at home feeling a little mad But tilting lasts forever Sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand Cap-tain Teemo I'm armed and ready I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you, and sneak up behind you You run but I'll find you, leave presents inside you! Back up, I'm here to carry the team on my back When it's clear that nobody can match up Like Prince when the purple is raining And all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here I stand, a yordle holding your life in his hands One dart and your back to the stands All those best laid plans fall to the sand When there's no kryptonite for this Superman Omega Squad Say hello to the new God My Darkseid is too Raw But war's just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate Bugs with the mouths that keep running Toxic or nothing Pestilence runneth Famine I hunger And for death I cometh Apokolips arrives, taking no sides But Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy 5 Who pray to survive but none of them leave here alive Shrooms for you all in the room This is your tomb While my dominance will resume Say your farewells, if Teemo is satan I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into elo Hell (My favorite leauge of legends song aside from the curse of the sad mummy

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