#i couldnt wait any longer

[the-redcrate]

Happy Fic Update Friday! Have a new chapter featuring shitty parental expectations, Eddie helping Steve get dressed, and Eddie wanting to murder Steve's parents.

[coredrill]

better luck next time

[ph-cutie]

ancient reptilian brain voice: remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[aurorangen]

Vincent caught up on some work with Isaac and Renee came along to get some fresh air! "I'm just heading to the t-toilet..." for a second Renee thought she had peed herself, but it was her waters breaking. "Isaac drive the car over!" Vincent tried to control his breathing. Nothing could prepare him for this sudden panicking; he had to be strong for Renee. He was grateful his brother was there to calm him down and control the situation. The following moments felt like a whirlwind, but they travelled safely to the hospital and welcomed their new bundles of joy!!!

[hheckkingart]

*me rattling the bars of my cage* OPSWERVE KID OPSWERVE KID

[okaysign]

ITS THE BOYS WE BACK BABY YYYYYY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️

[tsukishimahajime]

gif of tsuki falling from the latest episode

and here's it cropped into a square for discord emoji use

[sniperdadmaccready]

water bottle is decorated babey

[bedazzlecunt]

my period finally seems to have ended so i have a dildo inside me and my whole body breathed a sigh of relief as soon as i filled myself up

[cipherhunter]

#the blissfully frenzied unraveling of reynaud's sanctimonious worldview as soon as that speck of chocolate hit his lips #liberating himself from his self-imposed shackles... such an iconic scene #whenever i indulge in too much chocolate i think of him 💖 #morally righteous characters who come face to face with what they perceive to be a corrupting force #where the more they try to oppose it #the more it reels them in; slowly but surely; until they finally yield #letting the catharsis of it all consume them in one fell swoop #gotta be one of my favourite genres

Alfred Molina as Comte de Reynaud in Chocolat (2000) bonus:

[wiltking]

im so glad i finally acquired the taste for pickled tomatoes

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Learning stuff about behind the scenes of The Batman (show) really is just when seeing them not feature certain Batman villains or having to adapt Batgirl first and Robin as soon as Teen Titans was done with, just know it was likely down to the Bat Embargo.

[critterpick]

Do we Vibe With Her

[hearty-an0n]

using tortillas to eat my butter chicken because we don’t have any naan

[kitwilsonsass]

BEGONE RADIOACTIVE NEW GROWTH

[sakebytheriver]

When someone ends a friendship with you and they clearly think you're the toxic one and they were the innocent that never did anything wrong, while you were the bitch that had to constantly over apologize for the smallest thing or else they'd end the friendship and the way they end it is through one text message where they hit you with a 'im done with second chances' whereas you ate so much shit with a grin on your face and the concept of 'chances' in friendships in general never occurred to you and now as you go back over the friendship you realize how onesided everything was and how much work you put in to receive absolutely nothing back and how you got so lost in the toxicity of it all and just how bad a friend they actually were and now you regret saying you'd 'fight for this friendship' because ultimately they were not your friend the same way you were theirs 🙃