#i couldnt eat strawberry ice cream for a long time

[thoughts-and-clouds]

im so sorry. my childhood made ur memory rotten. i always think of u with a bitter mouth. but today u tasted like innocent joy. i forgot why u were bitter in the first place. i dont think i will ever taste joy like that again. i missed that. please forgive me. i miss u.

[dettiqueen]

RISE LEO HC’S CUZ I COPIED @strwbryblade’s IDEA <33

-by Dettiqueen

Couldnt stand pickles until after he was 10

picky eater (that may or may not have been influenced by Donnie’s picky eating 🤔 )

loves baths!!! (i think this is a common one since he is an aquatic turtle)

always uses abbreviations in texts even when they’re unnecessary.

listens to kali uchis.

ANXIETY‼️‼️ ANXIETY DISORDER‼️ (def not projecting…)

TERRIFIED of thunder. like full on hiding under bed type scared.

he loves blue but wouldve chose orange if he got the decision (to match his red and yellow stripes)

he hates when ppl grab him, like by the arm or anything.

Sleeps w nightlight ever since prison dimension

he prefers pancakes to waffles (i prefer waffles so this is BLASPHEMOUS.)

he LOVES strawberry lemonade but will only drink normal lemonade if its Todd’s.

his fav cake is carrot

he used to love peanut butter until they found out raph was allergic 💔😿 then he stopped eating it.

def listens to Usher

Learned spanish from Telanovelas (thank you Haven for this one)

his fav fruits are cherries and canned peaches bc thats all splinter could feed them sometimes when they were little.

snuck out successfully on his own once when he was a kid and no one found out.

he used to ride on splinters back all the time when he was a kid 💀

his fave ice cream is mint chip (mint chip🤤)

He hates wendy’s

honestly he probably has the most distant relationship w april out of them but they still luv eachother😋

I FEEL LIKE HE LOVES FROSTED FLAKES??

AND HE LOVES THE SMELL OF FABRIC SOFTENER (who doesnt tho)

Has some issues we’re not gonna discuss here (canon)

OLDER TWIN LEO 😈🙏‼️

Hes prob older than Donnie by a couple months

(im not one of those ppl who thinks they were born, or hatched, or wtv on the same day yk? but theyre still the same age so its prob around that time)

For the longest time he could only spell raphs full name and “Leo”

doesnt know left and rights sometimes

He beefs with people online

He runs the @dettiqueen account on pinterest (true)

Loves fuzzy socks but hates that they dont fit his ginormous PATAS

He honestly prob plays mario kart the most

gets sick easiest

he gets super tired and stuff in the cold☹️

I HAVE SOME MORE BUT THEY ARE

1. a little too deep

or

2. theres js not enough room on here bc i dont wnanna make this too long!!

LMK IF U GUYS WANT MORE THO THIS WAS SM FUN !<33 AGAIN, CREDITS TO HAVEN FOR THE IDEA!! LUV YOUU

[surveysonfleek]

1617.

1. What’s the last thing you ate? turtle chips in choco churros flavour, a new fave!

2. What’s your favourite cheese? triple cream brie omg

3. What’s your favourite fish? raw salmon

4. What’s your favourite fruit? bananas

5. When, if ever, did you start liking olives? i hate olives

6. When, if ever, did you start liking beer? never lol. i dont mind fruity ciders though

7. When, if ever, did you start liking shellfish? i guess as a kid?

8. What was the best thing your mum/dad/guardian used to make? filipino food

9. What’s the native specialty of your hometown? we dont have anything great here haha

10. What’s your comfort food? a whopper. i know, its bad

11. What’s your favourite type of chocolate? i love lindt lindor

12. How do you like your steak? medium rare

13. How do you like your burger? a bit red in the middle and just the classic tomato, lettuce and onion with a bomb burger sauce

14. How do you like your eggs? scrambled

15. How do you like your potatoes? beer battered

16. How do you take your coffee? i love iced coffee

17. How do you take your tea? i prefer earl grey with a dash of milk and 1tsp of sugar

18. What’s your favourite mug? this cheap game of thrones one

19. What’s your biscuit or cookie of choice? subway cookies! particularly white choc and macadamia

20. What’s your ideal breakfast? a big breakfast - bacon, sausage, eggs,mushrooms, tomatoes and hash brown with a side of pancakes lol

21. What’s your ideal sandwich? tuna salad is good enough for me tbh

22. What’s your ideal pizza: meat lovers

23. What’s your ideal pie (sweet or savoury)? im happy with an apple pie from mcdonalds lol

24. What’s your ideal salad? greek salad

25. What food do you always like to have in the fridge? the usual haha

26. What food do you always like to have in the freezer? idk lol

27. What food do you always like to have in the cupboard? these questions are boring lol

28. What spices can you not live without? salt, pepper, galic and onion powder and of course all the usuals

29. What sauces can you not live without? tomato sauce and bbq sauce

30. Where do you buy most of your food? coles, woolies and aldi

31. How often do you go food shopping? every week

33. What’s the most expensive piece of kitchen equipment you own? fridge

34. What’s the last piece of equipment you bought for your kitchen? knives

35. What piece of kitchen equipment could you not live without? microwave or stove

36. How many times a week/month do you cook from raw ingredients? hmm maybe 4

37. What’s the last thing you cooked from raw ingredients? chicken curry

38. What meats have you eaten besides cow, pig and poultry? i’ve tried moose, turtle, lamb, crocodile, kangaroo

39. What’s the last time you ate something that had fallen on the floor? idr

40. What’s the last time you ate something you’d picked in the wild? haha this doesnt rly count but prob an avocado from our avocado tree

41. Arrange the following in order of preference: Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Thai, Sushi. sushi, chinese, italian, mexican, indian, thai

42. Arrange the following in order of preference: Vodka, Whiskey, Brandy, Rum. whiskey, rum, vodka, brandy

43. Arrange the following in order of preference: Garlic, Basil, Caramel, Lime, Mint, Ginger, Aniseed. garlic, caramel, basil, ginger, mint, lime, aniseed

44. Arrange the following in order of preference: Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Strawberry, Cherry, Watermelon, Banana. banana, watermelon, pineapple, orange, apple, strawberry, cherry

45. Bread and spread: nutella is my fave

46. What’s your fast food restaurant of choice, and what do you usually order? kfc, fried chicken and coleslaw

47. Pick a city. What are the best dining experiences you’ve had in that city? haha i couldnt choose

48. What’s your choice of tipple at the end of a long day? what

49. What’s the next thing you’ll eat? some sort of snack at work

50. Are you hungry now? no

51. Do you eat your breakfast everyday? nope

52. At what time do you have breakfast? maybe 7am if i have it

53. At what time do you have lunch? 11

54. What do you have for lunch? changes everyday

55. At what time do you have dinner? 7pm

56. What do you have for dinner? changes everyday

57. Do you light candles during dinner? no lol

58. How many chairs are there in your dining room and who sits in the main chair? 6 but we hardly ever have dinner together as a family lol

59. Do you eat and drink using your right hand or the left one? right

61. Mention the veggies that you like most: i legit like all veggies

62. What fruit and vegetable do you like the least? any sour fruits

63. You like your fruit salad to have more: rockmelon

64. You prefer your vegetable salad to contain more: avocado

65. What’s your favourite sandwich spread? nutella

66. What’s your favourite chocolate bar? kitkat or malteasers

67. What’s your favourite dessert? waffles

68. What’s your favourite drink? vanilla coke

69. What’s your favourite snack? idk lol

70. What’s your favourite bubble gum flavour? spearmint

71. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? hazelnut

72. What’s your favourite potato chip flavour? salt and vinegar

73. What’s your favourite soup? clam chowder

74. What’s your favourite pizza? meat lovers

75. What’s your favourite type of dish? a hearty meal

76. What food do you hate? spicy food

77. What’s your favourite restaurant? theres way too many to name

78. Do you eat homemade food, or food delivered from outside? both

80. Who cooks at home? we all take turns

81. What kind of diet (e.g. low-fat, high-fiber, high-carbohydrate, balanced diet etc.) do you have? i dont follow one

82. How do you keep yourself fit? minimal exercise lol

[chaoticgabby]

My Cheap & Relatively Healthy Grocery List for College Students

Context: I had been used to eating fast food so much because it was cheap that when I went to the doctors' they said I had high glucose content. That wasnt good. So I started eating healthier. Anyway let's skip the BS and get straight into it:

Ramen: the OG cheap food. I personally don't own ramen bc I dont like it that much, but if you want to save money this is the meal, at least add an egg or some veggies to make it healthier.

Frozen Veggies: anywhere from 50 cents to a dollar or two a bag. Can easily be kept in your freezer (if you have one) for months

Mac n' cheese: my all-time favorite. Of course, it might not be healthy for everyone to eat pasta all the time, but I do it anyway. Add some real cheese and spices for taste or chicken and veggies in it / on the side.

Other Pasta boxes (Pasta Roni, Velveeta, Hamburger Helper, etc.): basically as cheap or almost as cheap as Kraft macaroni, but maybe you arent a fan of mac n cheese.

Soup (Soup!!): Cambell's Tomato soup is often $1 a can. I like to eat mine with grilled cheese. Thats a whole ass meal. But of course you can get other soups just as cheap. Basically, any canned foods.

Canned foods & veggies: this one goes without saying. Although, the better options are sometimes $2 to $3 the same can be said for frozen veggies, but just heat these up and cook them in fried rice or just add butter and eat them aside a nice entré

Chunk light tuna: speaking of canned foods, canned tuna is soooo cheap and is a great option (if you even like tuna). Dont actually get the "pack tuna" for $1 a pack unless you want to keep it in your bag bc canned tuna is around 60 cents a can. Mix it with Miracle Whip (or mayo) and spread it over break for a good sammich.

Grilled cheese (or cheese toastie if you arent American I think??): similar to previous options, youre getting your cheese and your butter and your bread. Not as healthy as other options but way better than fast food calories.

Quesadillas: similar to grilled cheese, except spICY. My brother only eats these and he has no meal plan. I do it now too. Honestly, adding up tortillas, cheese dip, shredded cheese, & chicken is kind of costly but worth it. Also cooking chicken is annoying bc I dont have time for that. But. Yknow. A great option.

Pillsbury Crescents: a little costly, about $2+ per tube, but still fookin delicious. Also imma be real: actually havent checked the nutrition label to see if these are actually healthy. But these are sO useful. Make them by themselves for breakfast (with jam, eggs, or alone) or use the dough for other recipes. I use these with Manwich sauce, cheese, and ground beef for snacks :)

Manwiches: manwich sauce cans are $1 and although they have some sugar, its not nearly as bad as fast food. Just cook up some ground beef to go with it & maybe add cheese, sliced bread, or hamburger buns

PB&J: Another OG. I could never get tired of these. You just gotta make sure you have soft bread and the pb&j and youre good to go. Although..like.. some people apparently like theirs toasted or with different jams (I like strawberry).

Eggs!!!! : Just keep these in your fridge. Just do it. You never know when youre going to run out of food. Boiled? Scrambled? Fried? Soft boiled? With ramen? Omelet? In fried rice? Egg sandwich??? Eat them with bread, eat them with toast, eat them as a breakfast sandwich, scramble them with cheese, the list goes on. If you dont eat them often, get a smaller carton, but always have eggs! Also, for baking.

Rice, or fried rice: If you like rice, have been cooking rice for a long time, and can actually make it without burning, make sure you have rice. If you like rice but have never actually made it yourself, it takes trial and error in a pot. Or just invest in a rice cooker. Additionally, fried rice is not that difficult to learn & it fits the bill for healthy bc you can add unlimited veggies and meats. Im not here to educated you but the more ingredients, the better, is how i see it.

Fresh Food:

Fruit: I literally have "an apple a day" for breakfast. It's just good for you. Keep them in your fridge to keep them fresh. Keep one in your bag in case you get hungry. Bananas? Awesome! Use them in smoothies or a milkshake or eat them with your cereal or even with peanut butter. Possibilities are endless with fruit. Just make sure they dont spoil. Apples are OG bc they dont spoil as easily.

Vegetables: Make sure to only periodically get them so that they dont go to waste. Make some broccoli with butter & eat it alongside pasta. Or asparagus. Anything you want. Just make sure to have some with your meals sometimes. Greens are good. Additionally, carrots can get addicting if yoh eat them with ranch. The plus side is they are filling. If you have a tendency to want to munch on something: carrots.

Deli Meat / Sandwich Options: I personally dont make deli sandwiches because ham (as well as roast beef or turkey) can be expensive and then wanting to add lettuce and tomato to a sandwich sounds amazing but I'm scared they will spoil. Dont let me stop you though! Sandwiches are amazing.

Meat: you dont want to be cooking meat all the time bc it can get expensive, but the basics I always get are ground beef and chicken. I prefer "boneless skinless chicken thigh fillets" but you would need to cut off the fat. You could always get rotisserie if you arent feeling to for cooking. Also, if you're feeling expensive one week, salmon is just sooo good. I ate it with asparagus and seasoned with lemon. Delicious.

Snack / Dessert Options:

(I personally don't keep snacks or dessert in my home very often bc you dont want to binge eat. But here is what I have)

Peanut butter: classic, filling, can be potentially bad if you eat a shite ton

Nuts: peanuts, almonds, cashews, and especially pecans

Cookies: make your own, a lot of simple cookie recipes exist and it's a lot easier than you think. Baking essentials like flour, sugar, milk, and eggs are not that expensive to keep around in an apartment kitchen. Difficulties may be vanilla extract (the avg student doesnt have this lying around) a baking sheet, a big bowl, and possible a whisk. Store bought cookie dough isnt too bad either.

Box-cakes / box-brownies: simple and easy. Takes a few eggs sometimes and some oil, milk or water. The same goes for pancake mix. Honestly, I had an out-of-country roommate and he had never heard of boxed cake mix or brownie mix. They always made from scratch where he lived.

Low-calorie ice cream: okay ice cream can be pretty expensive and filled w/ added sugars. I used to eat this strawberry icecream sweetened with stevia and it was SO delicious, but I couldnt find that at my grocery store. Other options are "low-calorie" ice cream or "no added sugars" ice cream. I have one of these and the thing abt it is that its just the right amount of sugar to taste like ice cream and the neat thing is that you dont feel like binging it bc it doesnt have addicting added sugars.

Milkshakes / smoothies: this is a tough one bc me and most other students dont own a blender or juicer. I personally get my smoothies from a local smoothie place that only uses fresh fruit and then I ask not to add the natural sugars bc it is sweet enough with the fruit. Natural smoothies are delicious & I find that you can kind of make then if u freeze your fruits and blend w a fork. "Handmade" milkshakes are actually super easy w this method.

Yogurt: just...mmm.

"Healthy" snack food section, often called the gluten-free aisle: im not too experienced with this and im sure they have added sugars too but what I do know is I tried these gluten free oreos once and they were delicious

Fruits: I mentioned earlier but apples are great snacks

Veggies: also like I said earlier, carrots are great snacks. Not exactly a veggie but possibly potatoes for a meal or snack.

Granola Bars: for when youre too lazy to keep up with fruit and if fruit will spoil, granola bars (they healthy kind, not the chewy sugary kind) are so good to have in your pantry or keep in your backpack for a snack (and to keep you from on campus temptations). Also I used Nature Valley ones instead of cereal. They actually dissolve and are delicious with milk, since some cereals are so sugary.

Since my last college tips post got some notes I figured I'd keep writing these advice posts. For reference, I am hoping to become an RA next year at my college, so I'm not just speaking out of my ass. I generally have experience at college thus far and want to help students.

[weirdlizard26]

For the ask meme? All of them.

jay,,,

give me a sec to edit this post ok

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

wine glasses are like reading glasses except you wear them while drinking wine

i’d say water bottles but only the ones that can handle heat and stuff and not poison your drink with plastic or whatever

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

i havent had a lollipop in a good while so thats my choice

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

havent tried either but boy i’d love to try just a little bit of cotton candy at leastonce

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

bro,,,,,, that was like 10 years ago, how am i supposed to remember that,,,,,,,

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i usually drink soda from plastic cups but honestly? nothing beats the experience of sipping that sweet sweet ambrosia from the bottle,,, but also i’d love to try soda in a can some day!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

idk what half of these would look like but sportswear always wins in my book

7. earbuds or headphones?

ok i actually googled whats the difference and im more of an earbuds person! theyrejust safer i think and it makes me kinda anxious when im home listening tomusic and cant hear anything going on around me

8. movies or tv shows?

tv shows! well, unless the episodes are like 40 minutes or a full hour because its hard to focus for that long kfjsndkfs

9. favorite smell in the summer?

pavement after rain and also. grass.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

haha thats a funny joke you made there *starts crying*

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

just a couple of meat+cheese+mayo sandwiches! if its summer mom cuts tomatoes or cucumbers for us and as they start getting more and more expensive we replace them with pickles!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

sorry i couldnt choose!

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

aaaa i love fruit flavored ones!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

aaaaaaaa i dont remember if it was elementary or middle school but we were assigned this really cool ukrainian book that ive actually read before they assigned it. well, nobody here will recognize it but it was Тореадори з Васюківки by Всеволод Нестайко and it was about 2 boys who were best friends growing up in the countryside and they went on adventures and had fun and their friendship made me so happy,,, i guess i was all for cool friendship portrayal even back then! it was mostly laughs and jokes but some moments were actually serious and hit me really hard and i remember them to this day actually

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

its a myth, sitting was created as a personal attack on me

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my trusty old sneakers!! theyre all black and the sole is very soft and nice

18. ideal weather?

when the sun is out and its just warm enough to show off your new graphic tee and also very soft and nice

19. sleeping position?

i just lie on my left side like a fool

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

notebook!

21. obsession from childhood?

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! AND DANNY PHANTOM!!!! i even made a ghost fighting costume once,,,, tho it wasnt much of a costume, it was just fingerless gloves i cut out of paper. they were extremely uncomfortable. but very effective in fighting ghosts!

22. role model?

kfjsdnfk i have a bunch! might sound weird but one of them is bdg i think??? and the other 2 are some online acquaintances whom im too afraid to interact with more often than i do

23. strange habits?

repeating silly lines i hear on tv / in anime/cartoons? and also i never touch food with my right hand unless its plums?? and there are more but. you know. bad memory.

24. favorite crystal?

all of them!!!!!

25. first song you remember hearing?

my grandma used to sing this to me over the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUPnqqPXQsw

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

go for a walk!

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

slep

28. five songs to describe you?

we are the people by empire of the sun

home by cavetown

strawberry blonde by mitski

smile like you mean it by the killers

afterlife by arcade fire

29. best way to bond with you?

wash your hands very thoroughly and make jokes

30. places that you find sacred?

i see nature i go crazy from how much respect i have for it

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass andtake names?

*wearing hinata cosplay* im here to play volleyball and kick your ass and as you can see ive already played today’s match

32. top five favorite vines?

road work ahead

a avocado!! thanks!!!!!

REBECCA THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

i fell can you help me :(

that vine where ukulele sounds like human voices and people sounds like ukuleles

33. most used phrase in your phone?

idk how to check that??? sowwy

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

the stomach meds ad they keep showing on tv

35. average time you fall asleep?

3am? 4am? idk for sure

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

t-trollface…

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

havent used either (cause ive never traveled anywhere too far away) but the latter looks pretty and i feel like it would fit more stuff

38. lemonade or tea?

depends on my mood!

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

dont kick me but im not sure if ive ever tried either ;w;

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

the school’s cat who hates most people actually kinda warmed up to me even tho im terrible with animals

41. last person you texted?

jay uwu

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

afabs cant have both huh

but i want both. please give me both.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

all of these sound nice but my lazy ass will always go for hoodies

44. favorite scent for soap?

aaaaaaaa im allergic to a lot of soaps but i like flower scented ones

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

i love all of them dearly but lately ive been more into superheroes i think. im not sure really sure what exactly i feel

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

something really really long

47. favorite type of cheese?

there are different types????

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i hope im a pear

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

become a good person. thats all.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i dont remember what it was but i remember i was with my friends and we couldnt stop laughing for several minutes and ive never felt happier

51. current stresses?

UNIVERSITY FUCK OFF!!!

52. favorite font?

i like comic sans

53. what is the current state of your hands?

they arent doing so hot tbh, my dermatitis is back again

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i dont have one!

55. favorite fairy tale?

gonna be honest chief, i dont remember too many of them ;w;

56. favorite tradition?

on new year’s we turn the lights off, light up a candle in the kitchen, laugh at president’s speech and only then starts eating

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

getting over a lost friendship, passing high school finals and uni entrance exams and coming out to my best friend

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

singing!! being able to learn how to do most things pretty quickly!!! and i cant think of anything else but honestly these two are quite enough for me

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

uh oh! guess what! i dont have a catchphrase and im very self-conscious about it!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

im torn between sports anime and slice of life

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

because humans dont have wings we look for other ways to fly

from haikyuu

obviously

62. seven characters you relate to?

tsukishima kei from haikyuu

mae borowski from nitw

apollo justice from ace attorney

flame princess from adventure time

donatello from tmnt

sokka from atla

kageyama shigeo from mob psycho 100

63. five songs that would play in your club?

mr brightside, bohemian rhapsody, smile like you mean it by the killers and allof haikyuu ops and eds

64. favorite website from your childhood?

if social media counts, vkontakte i guess?? i didnt really go anywhere else and it still exists and i thriving so im not sure if it should count fkjsndkjf

65. any permanent scars?

yeah, the one from my very first vaccination from when i was a few months old i think and also some traces of when i had chickenpox

66. favorite flower(s)?

idk a lot of flower names but i really like tulips

67. good luck charms?

dont have any at the moment but i’d love to get one!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

whatever fish mom used to buy when we were kids >:(

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

bro my memory isnt good enough to remember those,,

70. left or right handed?

im a righty but i had to become a lefty for like a month when i broke my pinkie

71. least favorite pattern?

i like traditional ukrainian ornaments

72. worst subject?

history :P

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

ice cream + fries

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

idk how pain levels work but i try not to take meds unless the pain is interfering with studying

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

idk but i had a box full of my teeth for so long they turned to dust and i had to throw it away

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

RHNGRHGNRHGRNH EVERYTHING except for freshly made mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

if its green it can stay

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

have never had either of those and i hope i never will cause they sound gross!

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

i dont have a license, so.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

kfjsndfks depends on the mood tbh!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies!

82. pc or console?

i WISH i had a console but this is too broke for that,, i played a couple of times tho and it feels more fun than pc!

83. writing or drawing?

please dont make me choose, ive abandoned both and its making me feel bad

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts :O

84. barbie or polly pocket?

idk what polly pocket is but barbie rules!!!

85. fairy tales or mythology?

i feel like sometimes fairy tales are kinda like watered down myths so i have a right to say i like both

86. cookies or cupcakes?

my heart goes to cookies

87. your greatest fear?

finding out im faking any part of my identity

88. your greatest wish?

get through whatever’s going on right now

89. who would you put before everyone else?

mom

90. luckiest mistake?

when i recorded an undertale medley and got a few notes wrong but it actually ended up sounding better than originally

91. boxes or bags?

boxes!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights……

93. nicknames?

never really had many? my bff calls me mr smith sometimes but thats all i can think of fkjsdnfs but also! steve used to be my nickname before i decided my life my own and i get to choose my name

94. favorite season?

spring ;w;

95. favorite app on your phone?

sudoku

 96. desktop background?

 97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

my own and my mom’s

 98. favorite historical era?

eh im not very fond of the past because not every time period had soap

[chatnoirishott]

Ice cream and Pajamas

Adrien was brushing his teeth, already in his pajamas, about to go to bed, when Plagg rushes onto the bathroom saying theirs an akuma downtown! Adrien quickly transforms into Chat Noir and rushes to the scene.

Chat Noir: why hello m'lady. I see your already here

Ladybug: yea well let's hurry this up, I was just getting ready for bed.

---THEY FINISHED FIGHTING THE AKUMA---

Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly

Both Ladybug and Chat Noirs miraculouse's beep. Its time to go before they de-transform. They both sprint off just in time before they detransform

Ladybug: oh crap. I was in such a rush I forgot to bring cookies for you. Ugh and I'm still in my pajamas.

Tikki: Dont worry Marinette, your house isnt that far away, and it's a nice night for a walk

Adrien had to walk home in his pajamas too, also forgetting to bring some extra cheese.

Plagg: ugh this suuuuuuucks. IM STARVING. I CANT FEEL MY PERFECT BODY WASTEING AWAY!!

Adrien: plagg your not dying, but quick hide! Sombodys coming!

Adrien was suprised to see Marinette, downtown, alone, this late at night, in her pajamas.

Adrien: Marinette??

Marinette stopped walking. Crap. She thought. ADRIENS HERE WHAT AM I GONNA SAY. THIS LOOKS SO SUSPICIOUS. OMG OMG. HES GONNA FIND OUT WHO I AM. AHHHH. Her face started turning red, embarrassed to be seen by her crush in her pajamas, and suprised to see the model boy out this late. In his pajamas.

Adrien: what are you doing downtown this late??

Marinette: OH UHMMM. I WAS SLEEP JOGGING. YEP

Adrien: sleep..jogging??

Marinette was desperate to change the subject.

Marinette: well what are You doing out this late downtown?

Adrien quickly looked around for a quick excuse when all the sudden he just blurted out that he was getting some ice cream.

Marinette: in your pajamas? And where's your body gaurd??

Adrien: oh well uhhh...I snuck out, becuase my dad has me on this crazy diet, and I couldnt stand not having ice cream for very long. So I snuck out to get some

Marinette: but Andre's icecream is closed

Adrien: well I know that now, so I was just heading home

Marinette: well if you really wanted some icecream, theirs a ton in my bakery

Marinette blurted before she noticed what she just said.

Marinette: oh err um well you dont have to if you dont want t-

Adrien: Oh really? I would love to come with you. Besides I dont want you walking alone out here, it's really dangerous.

My house is pretty far away. So plagg can eat some ice cream so I can get home faster, Adrien thought.

Adrien and a very red faced Marinettebstarted walking to her house. It wasnt very far away so they got their pretty quick.

When they got into the bakery, Marinette went into the back kitchen to get some ice cream,

Marinette: any specific type you want? Marinette asked as she reached into the freezer

Adrien: oh no, anything's fine

Marinette stood on her tippy toes to reach the ice cream in the freezer

Oh wow. Haha this is adorable, shes so short. Adrien thought.

Marinette grabbed the strawberry and the chocolate ice cream.

Let's go up to my balcony, Marinette said, as to avoid Adrien seeing himself plastered all over her wall.

They walked up stairs to her room and climbed out the skylight onto the balcony, they both sat on the chairs that were next to eachother. Marinette grabbed a blanket and laid it across their laps.

Adrien planned on just staying a bit, than leaving, but now he didnt want to leave. He was having such a good time just sitting, eating, and talking with Marinette.

Marinette checked her phone and realized it was almost 3 AM.

Marinette: oh geez. It's almost 3 AM!

Adrien: oh I guess I'll have to get going hom-

He said just before Marientte leaned on his shoulder and started softly snoring. It was adorable, thought Adrien. He decided he wouldn't go just yet.

He leaned his head against Marinettes and drifted off to sleep.

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i was tagged by miss fati aka @princeofyorkshire to answer these 50 questions!

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? a very light almost metallic blue

2. a food you never eat? FUCK apricots especially dried ones

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? it really depends

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? watching youtube and putting a warm compress on my eye

5. what is your favourite candy bar? i like aero chocolate bars especially the mint ones around christmas time. you can get them year round but i like them at christmas time.

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? yeah. one leafs game (hockey), one BC lions game (canadian football), a TFC match (soccer), around 3 Blue Jays games (baseball), and one Marlies games (hockey)

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? ‘i think ive only been to one leafs game’

8. what is your favourite ice cream? i love this strawberry cheesecake one from this ice cream shop in my neighbourhood aslfdkjdf i almost said what it was but then you would know exactly where i live and that’s too much info

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? water?

10. do you like your wallet? yeah

11. what was the last thing you ate? pizza and my favourite chicken fingers last night for dinner. i really should get something to eat its 11:10 am

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? ajsdklf no but i need to i kinda hate 3/4 of my clothes

13. the last sporting event you watched? clips from the nfl but in full? the last super bowl (i wasnt paying attention the whole time but it was on)

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? .... normal popcorn??? with some butter? are there others??? oh wait yeah caramel popcorn exists yeah thats a no from me

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? technically it was in response to my friend Rhiannon but it was in a group chat

16. ever go camping? yeah!!! i love it!!! ive gone only 3 times in my life but i love it!!! dont love being so cold at night but the overall experience outweighs that

17. do you take vitamins? yeah. not a fan of it but i sorta have to

18. do you go to church every sunday? nope

19. do you have a tan? that’s a good one. my friends joke that they’ll lose me in the winter bc ill blend in with the snow

20. do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? pizza

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? i havent had soda in a long time but im sure when i had it as a kid i did drink it with a straw if it was in a glass

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? my favourites (i have multiple pairs of them) are light grey with white on the toe, heel, and at the top, with a little light pink at the very top

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? i dont know how to drive

24. what terrifies you? i dont like being submerged under water, watching finding nemo still freaks me out. i dont like open water. spiders also suck. thunder and lighting very easily trigger panic attacks. the movie psycho also triggers immense amounts of panic. 

25. look to your left, what do you see? my door slightly open/ the hallway

26. what chore do you hate? i hate the sound of a vacuum

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? australia??

28. what’s your favourite soda? sprite

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? i like drive thrus better but i dont drive but i also dont go to fast food places often

30. who’s the last person you talked to? my dad

31. favourite cut of beef? i dont know

32. last song you listened to? my spotify is currently paused at 1:40 of never enough

33. last book you read? ...................... the sea of monsters .....

34. favourite day of the week? i like a good saturday

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? i barely know it forwards so no

36. how do you like your coffee? i dont

37. favourite pair of shoes? my blundstones or my maroon converse

38. at what time do you normally go to bed? 11:30 to 12:30

39. at what time do you normally get up? my alarm goes off at 8 but that doesnt mean i get up at 8. its wildly varies.

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunrise

41. how many blankets are on your bed? two

42. describe your kitchen plates? from ikea

43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? i’ve never had alcohol

44. do you play cards? sorta? i’ll play with my friends if someone has a deck but im not good

45. what colour is your car? i dont have one but my mom’s is black

46. can you change a tire? nope

47. what is your favourite state/province? bc’s cool. i really want to go to newfoundland and labrador though

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? i really liked my last two coop jobs

49. how did you get your biggest scar? i was a newborn, i had something in my arm to monitor me or whatever and the nurses put something around it so it wouldn't move or i couldnt touch it, and well it cut into my skin enough that i have a line on my right forearm right before my elbow. the most obvious one is right next to my left eyebrow, i was dancing in a recital and hit myself in the face with my thumbnail and broke the skin. 

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? i wished valery a happy birthday 

i always tag the exact same people so im not going to tag anyone but feel free to do this if you want and say i tagged you!!!

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ALL OF THEM... Lucky you cute. That was ridiculous and took me forever. 

1: When did you lose your virginity? I think I was 17? Maybe 18. 

2: Rough sex or soft sex? Both. I like to switch it up. Depends on my mood. 

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? I don’t think so? I think they are normal to me. 

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? A park.

5: Favourite sex position? I have too many. 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Both. It is a major turn on if a girl can dominate me.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yea.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? All three. One session. 

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yeah

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yeah.

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? I don’t have any favorite ones... but I like when girls wear red panties. 

12: How often do you have sex? Not often enough.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Yep.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? I don’t know... I like them the same.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? I don’t know...

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Whatever she likes. 

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? Same as above.

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? Sure.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? Bath sex.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Hyuna. 

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? I have. 

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? Yes and Yes.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yep.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? No.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) Eat aha. And take a nap. 

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Biting my ear.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Early morning.

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Ass. 

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Uh I think I have a nice chest.

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: My bong. 

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: A girl tried to put her finger in my ass once. Weird.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Nah. 

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yeah when you’re comfortable with the other person and you trust them.

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Strawberries.

35: Worst possible time to get horny: When I have a business meeting.

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? Yep. 

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: Fapping lmfao... eh I don’t know how much masturbating is bad... I guess when it starts to hurt.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: I’m good in bed.

39: Favorite foreplay activities: Oral, fingering, teasing.

40: What do you wear to bed? Nothing.

41: When was the first time you masturbated: I can’t even remember. 

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? I have and it’s been a long time.

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? I have and I would again.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I have and I would again.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Just my hand.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Sometimes lesbian porn.. 

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) I do. It feels great and I like the taste.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? It’s hot. 

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I don’t care really.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Ice cream or things that are really sticky.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Neither I’m good.

53: Do you watch porn? Sometimes.

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes. Because I like sex and I like to do a lot of shit during.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Not really. Unless I’m home.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Nah..

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? No.

58: Booty or Boobs? Booty.

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Nah. I just dump the person. Not my style. Too much work.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Play with my boobs.. look at myself I guess. 

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Yep

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? Yeah

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Yep.

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) My hand. Lotion.

65. What is your bra/penis size? None of your business. 

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? Nothing. 

67. When was the last time you masturbated? Like a week ago.

68. When was the last time you had sex? Ha. Last night.

69. When was the last time you watched porn? When I last masturbated.

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? I’ve bought some before, the last one I bought was a glass plug. My first sex toy was cuffs. And the next thing I would like to buy is a sex swing.

71. Guys:Circumsized? Nope. 

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? My back.

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? The head. 

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? Yes

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? It’s been a while. 

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? Orgy dream. Ha.

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? I guess she’s a friend.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? Yeah. 

80. Favorite sexual position? Repeat

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? I like being called all types of bad things in bed. 

82. Are you into any BDSM? Yep

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Yeah. Because it’s exciting to want something you cannot have. 

84. Do you like dirty talk? Yep. A lot. 

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? Sex yes.. Masturbation not really. 

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? YES. When I lived in the dorm one of my members walked in. 

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Depends on my mood. 

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? Yea and yea. 

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? Yeah. 

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? I have. She works for me now. 

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? I have. And nah.