#i could talk about this for ages

[frogchiro]

I think that’s why Graves is the only one I can see actually being a sugar daddy, he’s so arrogant and loves flaunting so much, of course he wants a pretty little thing on his arm to flaunt

I see your point and I agree but let me rise you this-he's an arrogant asshole who totally gets off on having a pretty young thing like you on his arm BUT aooner or later he catches feelings in a incredibly possessive and borderline toxic way :((

AND HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE TOO?? Like yea he's arrogant as fuck but Philip's also incredibly smart and perceptive too; he's a commander for a reason after all and he definitely sees that you fell (or at least start to) in love with him and he only gets worse :(( He eats it RIGHT UP, loves the feeling of control over you but gets off the most on the fact that you let him, that you're so cute and naive and starw up at him all doe eyed :((

You know the general rule that you shouldn't give a ring as a present bc it implies that you wanna marry? ESPECIALLY in a theoretically transactional type of relationship? Well yeah Philip throws that one out of the window and spits on it.

Will DEFINITELY buy you the prettiest custom made rings and insist on putting them on for you. He especially likes to do it right after a rpugh round of love making while you're still panting and tired and sore because he loves to hear your quiet whines and gasped sweet words as he puts the ring on you :((

[thief-of-eggs]

My Roman Empire is the first-come popularity effect on fanfics, and how easily amazing works can be lost when you sort by kudos only.

Hear me out- the most jaw-dropping, heart wrenching, soul satisfying fanfic can be posted for a fandom/ship and not have anywhere near the amount of kudos that the top fics have, even if the top fics are mid in comparison.

The reason for this is because the top fics are often the ones that were posted during the height of the fandom/ships popularity. And while they were certainly amazing for the time, and while they’re nowhere near bad fics, they might not be the actual best in the fandom/ship, even if they appear at the top when searching by kudos. A lot of kudos on the top fics are old kudos, which stay there forever and ever and add to the immortality of fics posted during the height of popularity.

When looking for new fics in fandoms/ships, I like to look for those lesser known ones through either A) sorting by “date updated” and clicking “complete works only”, then scrolling to see the more liked fics. The diehard fans in each fandom will be on top of new fics posted, so if, on average, finished fics in a fandom currently get around 100kudos, but you see one with 300, that must be a relatively good fic in the fandom (one that you never would’ve seen if sorted by kudos, especially if the top liked ones have 3k plus kudos)

Another way is to sort by kudos while adding a date range to your search. Depending on how many fics get posted a month, you can search for the past week, past months, past 6 months, etc, and sort by kudos to find the top fics from that time period.

I’ve found so many beautiful fics this way, especially for fandoms that lost popularity in recent years. And I do want to be clear- this is no hate to the top liked fics in fandoms! So so many of them are well deserving of the kudos they have- they got popular for a reason after all!

BUT, this is a reminder that there are OTHER fics out there, beyond pages 2-3 of most liked kudos!! Low amount of likes is NOT a determining factor, so long as the lower liked fic is from more recent times.

So, once you’ve plowed through the first few pages of top-kudos fics- turn to the newer ones!! There are beautiful fics just waiting to be found, I promise you <3

[llitchilitchi]

tentacles/vines

11/10 underrepresented kink

[problemduetest4life]

An AFTG&ASOIAF fan🥺🥺

After reading TSC I was so heartbroken about Elodie’s introductions and death that I kept making up ASOIAF escenarios for the Moreaus.

They are like a noble house from Dorn (exotic foreigners). Jean has been in the Night’s watch since 14 alongside Riko (who is sent away because no one loves him in King’s landing) and Kevin who is a ward of Tetsuji’s. Elodie is currently stuck in King’s Landing in a hostage situation like Sansa’s🥲

Wait I'm obsessed with your vision. I can totally see Riko being a bastard from a noble house (this language is so insane for anyone no acquainted with the series LMAO) and yearning for a claim on something. The Night's Watch instead of The Nest is so crazy, but I LOVE IT. Kevin being a ward to fits so perfectly.

I've been saying how Zane is Theon coded because he does something horrific to try and get ahead and gets punished for it intensely (Theon gets sympathy from me though, Zane not so much).

Elodie being a hostage :( she's like Sansa or Mycella fr

Also, if Kevin, Riko and Jean are in the Night's Watch I almost want to imagine the Foxes as wildlings.

ty for sending your ask this is actually EVERYTHING

[seraphdreams]

i need to milk kazutora's cock and balls dry. sorry

no, you’re so right :( a guy that pretty needs to be ridden until he’s crying and shooting blanks

[decimatlas]

Zelda Klein, drawn by the lovely @braeveries ♡

[strangefellows]

okay but no lemme continue that thought from the ask

listen to me, gilgamesh is one of the most human ass major servant characters i’ve seen, despite the fact that technically he’s only 1/3 human and a big deal is made about how Apart from humans he is

he’s petty, he’s arrogant, he’s an egotistical piece of shit sometimes, he’s loud and obnoxious, he’s selfish and possessive, he’s childish to the extreme sometimes, he whines, he laughs loud and often, he brags about himself constantly, he’s the type of dumbass rich bitch to run around playing hotel manager TWICE in events, he’s tsundere as fucking hell, gilfest is literally him looking at nero and going NO I CAN DO IT BETTER and he basically lays on the ground and SULKS when spishtar crashes his party, he drinks like his liver is in a fetal position in a corner somewhere crying, his devastated grief for enkidu is LEGENDARY, he makes stupid mistakes out of hubris all the damn time, he likes it when lizzie calls him golden p or whatever, he steps on a landmine because he thinks it won’t affect him, he STRIPS FOR BARELY ANY REASON, his idea of entertainment when he gets bored is turning into an ACTUAL 10yo instead of just acting like one, he’s surprisingly kind when he wants to be, he clearly absolutely fucking adores children in any iteration of himself, he takes anything and everything as a personal challenge, he has a dumbass crush on artoria that makes him lose every single braincell he has in her vicinity sometimes-- i could go on for hours.

he’s so, so human. even in the epic itself, looking at it, he’s incredibly human. he gets scared when they go fight humbaba, he’s confused and worried back when he was having the dreams about enkidu’s arrival, again i mention the absolutely relatable devastation grief and extended mourning after enkidu dies -- that’s one of THE most relatable parts of the myth, watching this man mourn his loved one and be so broken by their death. i could argue that it’s both a hero’s journey story and a coming of age story (if those aren’t just the same thing) and he’s just. so human. i love how the first hero story ever written is so stupidly relatable to people, the first hero is so very fallible and human.

the thing is, he’s so incredibly human, but he doesn’t realize it. like merlin, he’s so absolutely dead set convinced that he’s Apart and Distant from humanity that he doesn’t see the big neon sign in front of his face that he is very, very human nonetheless. 

and THAT’S my favorite part about him as a character. not his op combat skills or his arrogant attitude -- how stupidly wonderfully HUMAN he is despite how little he realizes that fact.

[weasel-b33]

https://www.tumblr.com/weasel-b33/745174541167378432/modernisheddie-and-theatrereader-eddie-in-his

OK THIS GOT ME THINKING

Imagine you and eddie were together for a while but broke up due to all the trauma of the upside down and then you get casted as JD and veronica. IMAGINE THEM SINGING 17 AND REALISING ITS LITERALLY THEIR SITUATION

DUDE IM SICK. I AM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

17 is truly their song. like “yeah, we’re damaged. badly damaged.” like yes bitch you just almost died bc a psycho murderer was trying to take over the world??? and they just want to be normal and live normal lives. BC THEY ARE ALL KIDS (truly 17 reprise is like all the kids after they defeat vecna bc they did and no one died just trying to be okay and “normal” after everything)

imagine reader singing fight for me for the first time to eddie and them both just tearing up…bc they were so close to staying together but all the trauma they went through pushed them apart. and reader is BEGGING eddie to fight for her this time. likeeeeee

[gerrykeay]

im not putting this post into words. beams into your mind The Parallels

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[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[aalghul]

once again thinking about jason as duke’s robin. he’s ~4 years younger than jason, and that puts him at 8-12 during Jason’s time as robin. that’s prime time to get attached to your local kid vigilante before your own life goes downhill.

and if we try to keep duke’s meeting with bruce in zero year + duke’s age (so he can remember the meeting and hold that conversation with bruce), he has to be around 8. if he starts following batman through the news at that time because of the mess that just happened, the robin he sees is probably jason. I’ve literally connected the dots

[welcometogrouchland]

Extremely bad batgirls comic I made featuring Steph's sex life and Cass' ability to read everything but the room

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Ghouls night out

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[canidaezy]

how do transmascs not want to kill themselves all the time honestly

[1800-lemon-boy]

I’ve seen a few headcanons (especially in fics) that Will solace actually is naturally brunette but when he was claimed by Apollo his hair turned blonde (weither it’s over time due to sun bleaching or straight away).

And I just wanted to say I love this so much purely because of how heartbreaking some of the implications can be. 🤗

It’s never happened to any Apollo campers before, Will doesn’t know why it had to happen to him, his one sense of normalcy taken away so quickly, his one connection to his previous life- gone.

Will starts to pick up quite quickly he’s not like his other siblings, he’s can’t write and is average at archery. But he can heal, better than anyone else can.

He was different from the start, he was claimed differently, and his gift was different too.

And while still struggling with what to do, at the ripe age of 12 he’s now in charge of a cabin full of kids younger than him, because he was the oldest to survive.

Just imagine how the plague powers would also affect him. Apollo himself said that it seemed Will had gained all of his good qualities and none of his bad.

How would this 15 year old feel that the same hands that can heal can cause harm?

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[mechanoize]

bw au. jazz cat & prowl bird :P