#i could never leave you all. kinda funny how a bunch of internet strangers understand me better than my own family

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Murder on The Rockport Limited Notes

Previous: Character Creation, HtbG, Moonlighting

Ch 1

Robbie is a halfling who is pretty shitty but he’s good at making “potions” (Robbie is the roommate that everyone really hates but doesn’t want him to leave because he is their plug)

Taako is on the top bunk, Magnus is under Taako, Robbie is next to Taako and Merle is under Robbie

They are woken up at 3 am to report to Lucretia (3 am really?)

”Yeah it’s like Mario Mario or Luigi Mario” ~Griffin (This is so funny because this actually proves that Taako’s last name really is Taaco. Before Justin played it as a joke but this kinda derails that)

Robbie asks them for Pringles when they leave (Thus the beginning of me and the boys not remembering him by anything other than Pringles)

They arrive in their PJs (Taako is in footie pajamas and Merle’s has a flap in at the butt with a Kenny Chesney tattoo on his ass) (When the hell did Merle get that tattoo. Also, why is Lucretia in her full BoB garb right now? Was she asleep and get changed really quickly? Do her robes double as PJ’s? Did she just not go to sleep?)

Taako says he gets night terrors that’s why he’s in like a full-body Onesie/sleeping bag (That is so fricking sad if you think about his backstory later on…)

Magnus just starts changing clothing right then and there when Lucretia tells them that they don’t have time to get ready (This man really has no shame or boundaries. I imagine it was the same in the century tbh)

Leimann Kessler (half-elf man) was murdered before he was even on the train but was able to secure the Relic on the train (Personally, don’t know a lot about how trains work but this to me is kinda odd. Who knew he died? Do their bracers know when the wearer perishes? Is there like a body temp check and a pulse check in there too? We know that it can track them but… how much more can it do…)

All the relics come from a different school of magic. They were never in the hands of someone long enough to learn what they are capable of (Potentially this is a lie. We would have already known the names, schools of magic, and possibly what they could do based upon that alone. I bet Lucretia is hiding that info in her office)

The Gauntlet deals with Evocation magic (Hmmm, I can only imagine why. Maybe because Lup also worked in Evocation magic?)

Avi is manning the cannon! The whole scene with Magnus High as hell. Avi Never learned how to Wink (Avi you’re adorable I love you. Magnus. Get your shit together man.)

Taako pulls the lever too early and they change trajectory into a swamp

Leech fight! (I honest to god forgot this even happened before listening to it again. Not my fave fight)

Ch 2

Merle gets a lot of blood sucked from him by the leeches

Merle is completely submerged in the swamp and Magnus pulls his ass out (Why is it always Merle)

”Scientists have yet to agree” ~Griffin (I personally use this phrase all the time. It just makes me laugh so hard every time.)

Taako can levitate (I really wished he used this more ngl. I would also like to see some more fanart of this)

They are in Rockport! Covered in swamp shit!

Tom Beaudette! We see his house and they get hosed off then they see him at the ticket station again. (What a nice guy!)

Leimann, Diddly, and Justin Kessler (10/10 best alias’ ever)

Taako Charms Tom (It’s a nice go-to huh?)

Merle really wants to murder tom he wanted him to step in front on the train (Merle really is the one who goes straight for murder)

Ch 3

Hudson, Jess the Beheader, Graham Juicy Wizard, ANGUSSSSSSSS, and Jenkins McShittywizard (My favorite train gang!)

Travis making fun of Griffin for how he needs to sleep with 100000000 pillows (I cherish all of these out of character bits where they really just dog on one another)

Angus, my sweet summer child don’t talk to strangers. We know your grandfather’s name was long forgotten even though you’re going to visit him in Never Winter.

The boys legit think Angus is evil and Griffin yells at them bc they are being racist. (1- how are they being legit racist? You haven’t introduced anything about Angus’ race at all?) (2- Jesus he is only 10 years old my dudes)

Graham is 36 years young and is crazy obsessed with trains and his real name is Percy? He is shadowing Jenkins in hopes of learning more about working on a train

Taako from TV! (And so his legend begins!)

Ch 4

Jenkins is harnessing a limited version of teleportation magic

Angus calling the boys out on their bullshit

Taako calling Angus “pumpkin” (Literally melts my heart. I wish someone called me cute nicknames. Also, Taako hasn’t even talked to this kid that much and that name is reoccurring)

Angus has a nondescript blue book that is able to intercept messages sent through magical means (Where did this child get this book and who let him keep it? This is legit just like letting children under 13 have access to the unrestricted internet. It’s literal Hell)

The bit with Angus and “PRYING EYES AND EARS!” (uh foreshadowing my guy)

They find “Jenkins” Dead body after hearing Graham scream

Merle is able to identify a lot of things by looking at the body (It still scares me that he is technically a Physician.)

Angus pulls a small CROSSBOW OUT OF HIS SLEEVE? (Where did he get this, how did he keep it from Hudson, Why the fuck does he have it)

Angus really said “you guys run I’ll get rid of him!” and grabs Graham and runs (How strong is this child. He’s legit lifting and pulling a grown-ass man without help)

”I’m following Angus I’ll see yall in hell!” ~Taako (Yes follow the badass 10-year old please)

”I wanna tell you about the time about this time there were three ogres…”~Taako

The Foley work bit and then Griffin just snapping “The train derails and you all die” (Another out of character goof that I cherish)

”I shit and take 14 damage” ~Griffin (are you okay? How much health do you have? What’s your max HP dude?)

Taako makes the Crab monster Levitate

Magnus punched the crab monster out of the window and it got scrapped up on the side of the train

Ch 5

They follow the Crab into their sleeper car and Magnus attacks with a chair and Griffin says “I imagine because you are so skilled at carpentry that you’ve had to attack someone with a chair before so you are in fact proficient in this attack”

Jess comes in and finishes the crab off with her Soul bound ax that she can conjure at any time (This legit just means that Jenkins did not need to carry her ax to the crypt safe. She let him do it for shits n giggles. We stan)

Jess got her last name legally changed to “Beheader” and Magnus says that he got his legally changed to “The Hammer” (Really Magnus… this isnt 3rd grade stop trying to impress her. It’s that or it could be another sad reference to “Hammer and Tongs” which would mean Julia was “Tongs” D: that is so depressing and cute)

Magnus and Merle are making good progress in solving the murder

”Alright lads” “oh fuck” When Merle keeps up his disguise as Leimann Kessler (It’s so funny because his fake Leimann Kessler is just his current Argonaut Keen.)

”I cast ZONE OF TRUTH” “Jesus you’re like a zone of truth cleric” (Oh honey. This is just the beginning)

Magnus wakes Graham up with a 5% smack with his left hand and then a 6.5% smack also with his left hand (Wtf is this BNHA? Alright Deku)

Taako is an Alcoholic? (He keeps asking for a drink ...This is a bit concerning but it makes sense)

Magnus slaps Graham again with 7.2% and he popped something in Graham’s jaw and he begins screaming but Merle heals him (OKAY DEKU COOL IT MY GUY)

”I wanna be a guy... with a head!” ~” Hudson” (hehe foreshadowing)

SCUTTLE BUDDY!!!!! (A short but adorable life you have my Lil man)

Ch 6

The “fisticuffs” scene with Taako and Angus (Now this is really concerning considering his backstory. I know it’s a joke because of how many people they accidentally kill all the time but like dude… little do you know…)

Angus leading them through the mystery is so cute. But also you know its Griffin trying to get his family to really think it through and I love it. (It really makes my heart really full to hear Griffin get really excited when they figure it out slowly instead of mocking them when they guess wrong)

MERLE YES! MAGNUS YES! YOU’RE GETTING IT! YOU’RE SO CLOSE! (Teamwork makes the dream work baby!)

Magnus jumps out of the train and Griffin gets really serious and gives him the “if you fail this you will actually die” speech (This coupled with the fight scene that Magnus accidentally skipped and the fact that originally Travis did want Magnus to die so he could re-roll a rogue is so wild)

Magnus is gonna become a wrecking ball Jesus (very Magnus-core)

Hell yeah, Magnus! Knock the meat monster into Jenkins!!

Magnus gets hit for 10 points at 1hp and paries it for 10 points! (Top ten anime near-death experiences)

Jenkins threatens to kill the meat monster. Horribly misses then is thrown off the fucking train by the meat monster (Get fucked wrecked Jenkins that’s what you get for being cocky!)

Ch 7

They find the dousing rod compass that Jenkins was using and find the monocle (Pirates of the Caribbean much?)

Taako grabs The Oculus because he has escaped the thrall of a relic before

It tells him that it can make anything he can imagine (This is really interesting tbh)

The Umbrastaff eATS JENKINS WAND!!! and a Lil sigil appears on the handle of the staff that also looks like an umbrella (Lup gets fed lmao. Don’t really understand the Sigil appearing tho. It doesn’t come up any other time I don’t think so it’s cool)

Taako grabs the teleport wand thing and asks everyone to leave and he grabs a bunch of shit from the Cryptsafe pile (Very Taako-core)

They make it to the engineer’s room and Graham tries to slow the train down but he can’t

Taako wanted to open the gate to Never Winter to Phandalin but they change it to Jenkins’ garden because it needs to be a room with “one entrance” (Solid idea on Taako’s part. If it were to work no one would have been hurt)

Taako pushed Angus off the train and he looses two teeth (This man pushed a whole child off the train… ‘Ight)

Magnus dies by jumping off the train (Top ten anime death scenes)

Taako successfully opens the gate into Jenkin’s garden and the train crashes into the garden

Magnus is stabilized by Merle (Awe so the Cleric can do his job!)

Angus gives them pringles for Robbie and the compass. Taako gives Angus one of the forks from his grandfather’s set.

They go to a nearby Never Winter Clinic to get patched up

Out of character, they choose to work on voices and Griffin calls them out bc he’s been doing 8 “different” voices and Clint goes “Yeah try doing that for 40 years” get fuckin rOASTED Ditto! (Also Griffin I love you but like 3 of the voices were the exact same and 2 were so similar it wasn’t funny. Don’t get me wrong different voices aren’t my strong suit either but ya did give it your best shot so.)

We goin’ back to the moon baby!

AVI MY MAIN MAN! (I will forever and always want and need more Avi screen time)

The oculus works with illusory magic (Which is very interesting bc I know it was made by Davenport because he also worked in allusory magic but I don’t ever remember him using any magic… who knows maybe he has and I just never realized)

Lucretia thought they were gonna get it off the train before it left... woman… (You’ve known these men for how long and you thought they were gonna w h a t?)

Next: Lunar Interlude I, 

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And 1-85 in honor of the nj blizzard and lesbianism

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Noo2. Are relationships ever worth it? Idk anymore3. Are you a virgin? Noo4. Are you in a relationship? Nope5. Are you in love? Nope6. Are you single this year? Yup7. Can you commit to one person? Yes8. Describe your crush? What makes ya think I️ have one9. Describe your perfect partner? Understanding, funny, etc10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Maybe 11. Do you ever wanna get married? Yes yes yes12. Do you forgive betrayal? Working on it13. Do you get jealous easily? Yes :(14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Eh15. Do you have piercings? Yup16. Tattoos? Yup17. Do you like kissing in public? Yesssss18. There’s no question here lol19. There’s no question here lol20. Do you shower daily? 2ce a day21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Doubtful 22. Do you think someone is thinking of you right now? Probably not23. Can you last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Easily24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Probably not25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to lose you? Yea but then they leave so like 27. Has someone ever written a poem or song for you? Yeah28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes I️ think so29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yeah30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? Noo31. Have you ever cried over someone? Yup32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yea33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Next question34. Have you ever kissed a woman? Yes lol35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? No37. Have you ever liked someone your friends hated? Yes lol38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Eh I️ don’t think so39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Nah40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? A poem yes41. Have you had sex so far this year? No but to be fair we’re only four days into the new year 42. How long can you kiss till your hand starts to wander? I️ can go a while tbh43. How long was your longest relationship? A year and a half maybe a little less44. How many partners have you had? 3 ish45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? No idea46. How many times did you have sex last year? Lost count 47. How old are you? 20 48. If the person you like says they like someone else what would you say? I’d get kinda jealous tbh49. If you have a partner what’s your fav thing about them? I️m extremely single50. If your first true love knocked on your door with an apology would you accept? Maybe idk51. Is there a person you’d do absolutely anything for? Yeah52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yes bc I️ know it’s just never gonna work out bw us and that’s okay53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I️m not dating or talking to anyone 54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes55. Share a relationship story? This is vague but I️ think my first date with my last ex was my favorite we watched all of stranger things in their bed all day and it was really innocent and wholesome and nice 56. State 8 facts about your body? No57. Things you want to say to an ex? Idk I️m speechless 58. Five ways to win your heart? Long talks, coffee dates, hike dates, concert dates, that cute little hand stroking thing ugh59. What do you look like? I’ll post somethin 60. What is the biggest age difference bw you and a partner? A few months61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Eyes, smile, conversation 62. Sexiest thing someone can do for/to you? Uhhhhh63. What is ur definition of sex? Anything past first base I️ guess?64. What is your definition of cheating? If you don’t want your partner to know about it, it’s cheating 65. What is your fav foreplay routine? I️ don’t partake in this 66. What is your fav foreplay? I️ don’t partake in this lol67. What’s your idea of the perfect date? I️m down for anything honestly even if it’s just sitting in a car and listening to each other talk for three hours 68. Sexual orientation? Gay 69. What turns you off? Nothing specific idk 70. What turns you on? It’s not hard 71. Kinkiest wet dream? I️ mean it when I️ say this, I’ve literally never had a sex dream 72. What words do you like hearing during sex? Oh my god I️ didntread this entire ask list when I️ reblogged it I️m uncomfortable 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Idk just come watch Netflix with me till we fall asleep74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Eyes and smile75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? For my birthday last year my ex got a bunch of things that were mentioned in one of my favorite songs (Bukowski by Moose Blood) they also sent me a letter and a packet of poems they wrote for me while I️ was in the hospital that was cute76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? For my exes birthday I️ wrote down like 50-75 things I loved about them and put it in a mason jar with string lights and stuff and I️ did it so that they could read one every day or when they’re sad 77. Opinion on age differences in relationships? It depends how big the gap is78. Dirtiest secret? It wouldn’t be a secret if I️ posted it on tumblr 79. When was the last time you felt jealous and why? Uhhh idk80. The last time you told someone you loved them? Uhhh other than my mom and my dog? A month or two ago?81. Who are five people you find attractive? Lynn Gunn that’s my final answer82. The last person you hugged? My mom83. Who was your first kiss with? Yikes I️ was a freshman and he was a junior or senior I️ think. His name was Adam84. Why did your last relationship fail? Haha I️ do this thing where I push everyone I️ love out of my life so far they never come back85. Would you ever date someone off the internet? Yes I️ have before