#i could do with some uhhhh milk and cookies

[orpheustra]

emmet :3

drew emmet for the first time on paper jus before midnight as it became 2024, and uhhh ya i wanted to make it digital ,, it is now 7:30 ouuuuuu my tummy my tummy wummy

the lyric is from someday by the strokes, it was jus me enjoying the song n all but i decided to keep it there :] (my handwriting is borderline illegible i think,, it says ''darlin', your head's not right!''

anyhoo im a lil tired and mega ultra hungry uhhhhhh hapy new yea

[the-fiction-witch]

Ice Cream Boy!

Media Accused

Character Jake Murry (Slight Age Up)

Couple Jake X Reader

Rating Cute

Fictional Advent Day One

I stood in the back kitchen as I hummed along to the music that played on the radio that sat on the table. All while I worked with my machine, I watched as it filled the containers, often level to make sure we didn't get air bubbles. Once It was full, I made sure the top was nice and level while it also had some mild design, I turned off the machine and set the containers on the tray. I wheeled the tray into the freezer. I packed each tray into its place and labelled it with the sharpie from my pocket. I jumped a little as I heard the bell on the front door, so I added the last tray of double swivel bubble gum to the shelf and I left the freezer, I made sure to shut it behind me as I left the back kitchen. I Made my way into the main shop, light lavender walls, white accents, the small tables stacked up with their chairs ready for the morning, the cabinet empty and the light turned off. The windows with the view to the street the lights shining across the road and the snow fluttering softly onto the already heavily covered streets. I saw a girl stood in the middle of the shop. She looked about my age, in a pair of little black boots, Black tights, a grey sweater dress, a long green coat with black fluffy hems, and her long hair in a sweet braid full of glitter that seemed to litter behind her. "Hello!" she smiled doing a little spin to face me. "Uhhh hi," I answered a little concerned but kinda smiling at the same time, "I'm sorry, did you not see the sign? we're closed. I was about to start locking up," "Oh… I'm sorry, Guess I was just a little too excited," she giggled, "It's okay, take your time I'm not in a big rush," "Ohh thank you!" she giggled "What is this magical place?" she smiled with such a sweet infectious innocent joy. "Uhhh My shop," "Shop." she giggled "I've not been in a shop before, What do you have at this little shop?" "Ohh well, we make custom ice cream, we hand bake cookies and cupcakes, we also do chocolate covered strawberries they are lovely, and we do milkshakes, milk tea, and hot chocolate which is very popular this time of year," I explained. "Ice cream!" she giggled, "You must be the ice cream boy!" "Uhh yeah, I guess," "Could I try some ice cream?" "Uhhhh… sure I think I have a bit of strawberry and chocolate," I answered going over to the little freezer where we stored the little paper tubs for people to buy and take home with them "Yeah I have one left" I told her "Ohh I don't have any money" she said "Oh, well it's okay I'd have to get rid of it after Tuesday anyway don't worry about it." I told her as I handed it over "Really?" "yeah, happy holidays miss" "Aww thank you" she smiled taking it and a little wooden spoon "Ummmmmm" she smiled "it's delicious, thank you" she giggled "Your welcome," "Y/n" She smiled offering her hand "Jake, I uhh I've not seen you around here before" "New to town. but I think you will be seeing me fairly often" she smiled "See you around" "Yeah see you" I smiled as she happily scampered off into the snow with her ice cream.

[ritz-writes]

Get to know me tag game! I was tagged by @celestialcrowley

It's a long post so I'll put a cut here <3

Real Name: [REDACTED]

Nickname(s): [REDACTED]

Nickname Origin(s): [REDACTED]

Sorry, I'm not giving out my irl name </3

Preferred Name(s): Call me Ritz!

Ao3: RitzWrites

Social Media(s): I have a Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Pillowfort, Twitter. The only ones under Ritz tho are ao3, Twitter, pillowfort, and insta, tho I never use the insta.

State: Won't say the state I currently live in (tho i mightve mentioned it in a post somewhere probably) but I grew up in Texas

Birthdate: May 28

Pet(s): Currently have 7 cats and 1 dog in my house. One cat is specifically mine

Hobbies: Writing, reading, drawing, watching youtube, screaming about my fandoms

Personality: I'm the sunshine character, but I swear a lot. Also if you wrong my friends I feel it personally and will be very angy. I'm very open minded and won't make an opinion on smth until I get all the facts. I want to be friends with everyone but the gods nerfed me with social anxiety ;w;

Favorite Holiday(s): Christmas has always been special to me and give me Nice emotions. Halloween is also good tho.

Favorite Drink(s): Kiddo me would have an aneurysm when she finds out I like vanilla lattes. She swore up and down she'd never like coffee lmao. I also love strawberry milk and sprite.

Favorite Food(s): Pizza, donuts, sirloin, airheads candy, beef stroganoff

Favorite Dessert(s): Cookies and cream ice cream, cookies, brownies

Favorite Color(s): Pink!! I tried changing it when I was younger cuz I didn't want to be the stereotypical girl," but I've always loved pink. Gold is also nice, as well as pastel colors in general.

Favorite Quote(s): "New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings," -Lao Tzu

Favorite Book(s): The Enhanced series by T.C. Edge (I haven't finished reading it tho)

Favorite TV Show(s): Good Omens, Lego Monkie Kid, 2003 Ninja Turtles, Transformers Prime, Batman The Animated Series

Favorite Movie(s): Ocean's 8, Black Panther, The Martian, John Wick

Favorite Character(s): Crowley, Aziraphale, Muriel, MK, Wukong, Macaque, Tang, Jason Todd, Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Favorite Actor(s): David Tennant, Michael Sheen, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Robert Downey Jr.

Favorite Song(s): There's so many, but I'll list a few. Last One Standing by Icon for Hire. Ohio by Bowling for Soup. Rich and the Famous by Good Charlotte. and literally anything by set it off cuz they r my fav band

Favorite Music Genre(s): Pop Punk. Or what some ppl r now calling divorced dad rock

Favorite Podcast(s): I haven't listened to it in a hot minute, but My Brother My Brother and Me

Have You Ever Met A Celebrity: I met some YouTubers at a convention once, but I don't watch the channel anymore

Have You Ever Been To A Concert: Yeah. To see Fall Out Boy. It was outside and I had no water. Was fun tho

Do You Collect Anything: Braincells. I keep losing them tho (no I dont collect anything)

Do You Have Any Idols: Uhhhh I'm not sure. I have ppl I think are cool? I guess you could say my mom is my idol?

Is There A Real Life Friend You Can Completely Be Yourself With: My partner @novelcain <33

What Are Your Interests: Anything I end up hyperfixating on. So right now its Good Omens. Once s5 of Lego Monkie Kid comes out tho, I know that's where my brain will be. I also love graphic design, but I haven't been able to do it in ages.

Where Would You Love To Travel To: Maybe Scotland? Or Italy? I wanna go to Japan some day too.

Is There A Random Fact About Yourself That You’d Like To Share: I have binocular double vision, which means I see two things :) My glasses help a bit with that issue

tags: anyone who wants to do it

[reggiestein]

licorice >:3c

Sexuality Headcanon: uhhh. whatever i am😈 hes everything and nothing to me. one moment i see him as some form of bi the next i see him as greyromantic or something

Gender Headcanon: im one of the like 2 people that sees him as cis but i understand the transfem headcanon, its cute and i get it :p hes probably like vaguely demiboy or something like that to me but i don't think abt it enough to give a detailed answer

A Ship I Have With Said Character: purple yam and licorice/licoyam even though im one out of like 2 people that ship them ever <3 they don't understand me im different im alone. ALSO angel food cake x licorice duh. my little things

BROTP: uhhhh? hm. I like the idea of avocado and him being friends based on that one puns vid, i think it'd be cute and funny🙏 i think him and affogato hanging is funny but strictly in a gossip way. I wish him and pom could be friends in an alternate universe somewhere bc i think that'd be really funny (i want to like pomegranate so bad) I FEEL LIKE THERES MORE BUT I CANT THINK OF ANY😑 lame

NOTP: OH MY GOD okay. I hate licorice/clo.ver (cant remember the ship name🙏) and lico/fait so so bad im sorry. theres no real rational reason i just always hate the way they make licorice out idk. but people can like it its not problematic or anything BUT TAG YOUR POSTS PLEASE I HAVE THE TAGS BLOCKED BUT THEY KEEP SHOWING UP💔💔💔💔 also same with darklico but i think its more weird because im pretty sure theres an age gap there. if dark choco was an adult/almost an adult when milk was a kid then he's most definitely older than licorice, a cookie thats canonically a young adult (when asked about his age in the qna live they said he was "old enough to be a highschool dropout if that gives any implication" and also this desc from the operation poison mushroom thing)

Also licopom pom is a lesbian BUT ALSO why do ppl who hate licopom always act like licorice is gross or something i always see him put at the forefront like he made the ship or something. idk maybe im insane but i always see that its so weird

IDK WHY THE NOTP SECTION IS SO LONG ig i had a lot to say sorry :| anyways ppl can like lico/fait and li/clover (??) (Ill leave their tags alone) but if you like darklico or licopom youre a lil weird sorry

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #181

WHAT WAS YOUR LAST:

Beverage: I have milk right now.

Phone call: uhhhh most likely Mom.

Text message: Mom letting me know she was otw home from Walmart.

Song you listened to: I'm quite sure it was "Shutdown" by 3TEETH.

Time you cried: Recently, I can't quite recall why though.

　HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: Yes actually, Girt. We first tried dating in '17, however I know now that I just was not ready to date a man again. I had more healing to do.

Been cheated on: No.

Kissed someone & regretted it: Yes, Tyler. I felt like I was supposed to, but even more so I think that I was trying to convince myself I felt something I didn't.

Lost someone special: Let's be real here, everyone has. I'm not special in that regard.

Been depressed: I'm clinically depressed, was diagnosed in the 7th grade.

Been drunk and threw up: No.

　LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:

Light/baby pink

Salmon

Rose gold

　THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (I'm taking this as "in the past year")

Made a new friend: Yes.

Fallen out of love: No, quiiiite the opposite.

Laughed until you cried: oh certainly, I cry from laughing absurdly easily, like I'm in tears so fast when I'm really laughing.

Met someone who changed you: No.

Found out who your true friends were: Considering I cut Sara out of my life over a year ago now, not technically.

Found out someone was talking about you: yup.

Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: Yeah.

　GENERAL:

How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: The majority. I do have a lot of online friends, but no people I don't know whatsoever; my friends list is strictly people I'm actually familiar with and like.

Are you happy: Today, yeah, it was a good day. In general though, my depression has been worse than what's normal for medicated me, so we're doing some med adjustments...

Do you have any pets: A cat (Roman), champagne ball python (Venus), and chihuahua (Cookie).

Do you want to change your name: No, not by this point in life.

What did you do for your last birthday: Me and my family, boyfriend, and his mom and nephew went to the Cheesecake Factory. Then we hung at home.

What time did you wake up today: ugh too fuckin' early, that's been the case lately.

What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping.

Name something you CANNOT wait for: my damn meds to be stable again. I want to feel like they're actually working.

Last time you saw your mother: Not that long ago, when I walked through the living room to get to the kitchen.

What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: My fucking weight. My health in general. My job situation.

What are you listening to right now: I'm actually watching/listening to a Markiplier LP for the first time in like... around two years, lol. He still makes me snicker and chuckle, he's so endearing.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yes, our landlord's husband is named Tom. He's strange, none of us really like him. He used to drive me and Nicole home from high school at a point, though; he was the automotive teacher or whatever they're called.

What’s getting on your nerves right now: I'm gonna be trying to sleep after this and I'm permanently aggravated at how long it takes me to fall asleep.

Most visited webpage: YouTube, really.

Nicknames: Britt, or Ozz(y) online.

Relationship status: In a serious/long-term monogamous relationship.

Zodiac sign: Aquarius

Gender? Female.

Hair color: Naturally brown, VERY faded greenish ends. I want to get it dyed soon, to SOMEthing.

Long or short: My hair's short.

Height: like 5'4.5''

Do you have a crush on someone? I'm in love with him, to be far more accurate.

What do you like about yourself? I think I'm really creative and artistic.

　FIRSTS:

First crush: my first REAL, non-puppylove crush was Sebastian, I think.

First piercing: Earlobes.

First best friend: Brianna.

First sport you joined: I think soccer, or maybe t-ball.

First vacation: hell if I know, we very rarely went on those.

First car: I've never had my own.

　YOUR FUTURE:

Want kids: When it really comes down to it, no. It's a want sometimes, but I am entirely positive that at least as I am now, I would be a horrendous mother so don't plan on having any.

Get married: I want to one day.

Career: HOPEFULLY a nature photographer of sorts... shooting details in it, landscapes, and animals.

　WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: pretty eyes.

Hugs or kisses: well it depends.

Shorter or taller: I don't care.

Older or younger: Either, but just generally my age, give or take a few years.

Romantic or spontaneous: look I'm a sucker for romantics okay

Nice stomach or nice arms: I don't really care?

Sensitive or loud: Somewhere in the middle, but I would work far better with a more confident partner; I'M the excruciatingly shy one, two would make a lot of situations hard lol

Hook-up or relationship: Relationship, I've always been very disinterested in hook-ups.

Trouble maker or hesitant: In the middle. Proooobably a very small hint more trouble-maker though.

　HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: no.

Drank hard liquor: Tried sips, and they were always abominable.

Lost glasses/contacts: Contacts, yes, in the past.

Sex on first date: no.

Broken someone’s heart: Maybe, idk.

Had your own heart broken: oh for sure.

Been arrested: no.

Turned someone down: yes.

Cried when someone died: when I learned about it, oh yes.

Fallen for a friend: lmao yeah, we're dating

　DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: I mean, I'm getting BETTER at it...

Miracles: no.

Love at first sight: hell no.

Heaven: doubtful. I definitely don't believe in the Christian heaven; a peaceful afterlife, maybe, but idk.

Kiss on the first date: if you both want to, why not.

Angels: no.

　ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

Had more than one bf/gf: Not simultaneously, no.

Did you sing today: I mean, I "sang" happy birthday because it was my nephew's party.

Ever cheated on somebody: No.

If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: idk

Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody else: WELP I sure didn't want to after Jason, but it sure as hell happened anyway.

[actualmermaid]

I think I'm going to make a Sioux-Chef-inspired dessert this week, because while it's a beautiful book full of delicious food, I think the desserts could be uhhhh better

In keeping with the ethos of the book, I'm going to avoid dairy and refined flour/sugar, and I'm going to let indigenous flavors and ingredients carry the dish (but I might add just a little bit of flour, baking powder, and/or eggs to help with texture/structure)

Here's what I'm picturing:

Aronia berry ice cream, made with aronia berries from my garden and some kind of nut milk (hazelnut?)

A corn cookie based on the corn cookie recipe from the book, but with a little bit of egg/flour/baking powder. I might also cook the cornmeal into a mush before adding it to the recipe (this will take some experimentation). I'm also going to use the purple cornmeal from my garden, and stamp the cookie with a little cookie stamp that I haven't gotten to use yet

Since I'm planning on doing a more-or-less traditional custard-based ice cream, I'll have a couple of egg whites left over, which I'll turn into a little decorative crispy meringue garnish.

I did ask myself "is it presumptuous for me to try and 'improve' the sweet recipes in the book using European pastry techniques? Am I being an asshole?" but like, after studying the book and understanding the reasons why he did certain things, I feel like I'm in an okay position to "break the rules" respectfully. Basically, Chef Sherman is brilliant, but he's not a pastry chef. And it's BECAUSE I have so much respect for him and his food ethos that I'm inspired to make a dessert based on his work (but utilizing the arts and sciences that I learned from my own ancestors)

[romo-aro-culture-is]

ohhohohoho???? an ask game?????? I Am Tumblr's Most Beloved/Hated Asker!! i request you do all the odd numbers for w/e ask game u rb'd :D

[draping over a couch dramatically] oh noooo this is such a tragedy; whatever am I to do /s

challenge accepted >:]

(Under the cut since there's a lot! This'll also be the end of this specific ask game; I may reblog some more as I'm cataloguing the results of the survey!)

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? More milk than cereal, definitely; I don't like having milk left over jdllkjds

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? Receipts and wrappers mostly, sometimes post-it notes!

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Only in prompted photos, really. I always force a smile in those and it looks weird dslkjdsl

7: do you name your plants? Of course!! There's Eros [my rose plant], Fabian [my orchid], Pinky [a,,pink plant; not sure what type it is], and one I have dubbed My Esteemed Hostage [my brother's plant; it's the same type as Pinky but purple]. There's also Baby Plant [tiny fake succulent plant] and Estrella [long and red fake plant]! I want to get more, but I need to take better care of my other ones first ahha

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Not often, actually. I used to when I was in choir, but stopped fdskdslk

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? We're all 85 at heart and have osteoperosis hshfdjdslk

13: what's something that made you smile today? Tumblr's Most Beloved/Hated Asker <3

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! If two pieces of the same type of metal touch in space, they will bond and be permanently stuck together. oh because of how dense space is!! that's so cool omg

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I've always wanted to go back to green! I had that color for a few years before I dyed it black--I like this hairstyle, but man do I miss it lkdslkds

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I just started one to write for a poetry competition! I also have a journal in process for screenwriting, and one for drawing [though I only use it to draw stupid lil things jkdslkjdf]!

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. Bold of you to assume I just don't shove things into my layers and layers of jacket pockets /lh uh seriously I did get a bag from Knott's Berry Farm recently that I love! It's not really worn like that, but I think it's neat dsljlkjds I kinda refuse to use bags soooo

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Listen to a podcast while doing busywork! Mostly making decorations for my office or rearranging things jdslklkds

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? Your heart <3 /j

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? Isn't bubblegum a flavor? /gen uhhhh I haven't really had gum dslkjds

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? One of my friends dresses kinda old-fashioned! Think like middle-aged soccer mom, but she's also a minor. I always associate it with like mom-energy, but my friend does not have that ahhahhaa I just appreciate her sm!!

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I have so many socks. like at least 50 pairs of star wars, harry potter, and marvel socks alone. add that to the 30 or so pairs of 'normal' socks and you get two and a half drawers, plus a bag of unmatched ones. I do wear socks to bed--I do understand why people don't though, it's nice! I wish I could get more fun socks, like some that aren't any fandoms [I barely like starwars and harry potter anyways] dslkdslk

33: what's your fave pastry? Snickerdoodle cookies! also lemon-filled donuts >:]

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I love them so much, but they're so stressful! I do something wrong, and I have to redo my notes aughhhh but they're pretty to look at!! I have a lot of colored pens that I Do Not Look At jdsklds

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? Clean, totally! I actually just like cleaning my room with a good podcast; I also get stressed when it's messy dslkjlkjds

39: what color do you wear the most? Pink or red nowadays!

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? The Marvelous by Claire Kann--I read it very recently and it wrecked me dskjdslkjds If you like mystery, a fast-paced story, multiple povs, self-discovering, plot twists, or puzzles, you'll love this!! It also has poc and lgbtq+ rep!

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? My three best friends! We stayed out to watch the sunset, but couldn't see it past the trees dslkjdslkj but the night was pretty!!

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yes, 100%. I think of myself as more observant than most [especially subconsciously], so I trust my instincts! Not sure if it's worked out for me, but you know dskljds

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Cashews dsjkllkjds

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? Oh, I want to--never have though!

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? I associate Y.M.C.A with one of my friends because we used to go there all the time for a group!! She also just has those vibes for me dskljds

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? I haven't watched any of those, at least fully; I've listened to some songs from Heathers and Beetlejuice--pop off!!

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? I hurdled in heels recently; wrecked my ankles but it was worth it!! I used to do hurdles in track & field; had to prove I could still do it, but I was wearing heels dskjlkjds

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? Honestly, this song makes me so happy!! stimmy song!! I love dancing and dramatically moving syncing to the music omg it's so good!! it's just man it's just great

59: what's your favorite myth? I can't really name any off the top of my head, but I like the one where Thor has to disguise as a guy's to-be bride to get his hammer back dslkjdsljk it was one of the first ones I read!!

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? I gave a get-well card to one of my friends for her birthday [yes, the one who wears mom clothes lkjdslkjds]--she then gave me a retirement card for my birthday hehehe /pos

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Books, no. Music, hell yeah. I have spotify, and I save and make certain vibe playlists!!

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? Actually, not really! I don't really remember old friends--I've had my friend group for years now dslkkds

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? I'm removing the word 'gloomy' from that question--that is half of the weather where I live, and it is amazing. I drive to school in the morning, and I am honored to do so!! It's just such a vibe omg

69: what are your favorite board games? Arkham's Horror, Betrayal [At The House On The Hill], Monopoly, Clue [The Office Edition, of course], Catan, and D&D: Lords of Waterdeep!

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? I get a certain kind of green tea from a boba tea place nearby--it’s green tea with strawberry syrup and lychee! 

73: what are some of your worst habits? I like to take control of things sometimes, and raise my voice louder than I need to be. I also accidently analyze and judge people, I think dsljlkjds

75: tell us about your pets! Don’t have any :[ I want a hedgehog though!

77: pink or yellow lemonade? Pink!

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? Drop cake off at my door for my birthday! 

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. Her eyes are slits into the unknown dirt below; a graveyard of thoughts and unspoken words. 

83: what's some of your favorite album art? I don’t think I have a favorite? I don’t pay attention enough to album art dsjklkds

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I want to read the Marvel comics so bad, but no, I don’t read any.

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Back to the Future, Kill Bill, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and E.T. come to mind! 

89: are you close to your parents? ehhhhh I mean sure; they don’t know a lot about me though dskjdskjl

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? I’m probably heading to California this summer!

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? I usually keep it down, but my go-to hairstyle is having the top part up. 

95: what are your plans for this weekend? Probably working on the survey! Haven’t gotten to it recently because of school, but I have a three-day weekend this week >:]

97: [Already Answered]

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Looking directly at Bohemian Rhapsody, but also Call Me by Blondie, and pretty much any ABBA song. I don’t really analyze music sdlkjlkjds

Thank you so much for the asks!! I had fun answering them all >:]

[janeyseymour]

christmas headcanons for the queens?

OOH! UHHHH LEMME THINK!

(this got way longer than i intended)

is there a baking fiasco? yes. every year. jane successfully bakes a million cookies, but every year, when she thinks she has enough to hand out a good dozen cookies to each and every person that works at their theater, she finds the other queens passed out in the living room with Elf on, cookie crumbs evident on their clothing and empty glasses that once held milk. 

she went to the LiWs’ house once to try to bake again, only to find herself in the same situation. 

jane thought it might be fun to do elf on the shelf, even though the others know that the parents move the elf. so, she bought one for kitty and one for anne. she found them in the fireplace the next day. when asked about it, katherine mumbled something along the lines of, “listen. at least we didn’t chop their heads off.” at the same time, anne “guessed” that “that’s what the elves wanted i guess”

i’m sure you saw my fic about secret santa... it’s here if you haven’t seen it

they try to do ugly sweater contests, but they all think that even the “ugliest” sweaters are adorable

around the holidays, tickets are HEAVILY discounted if you promise to bring canned goods to the theater to donate to those who need some help around the holidays- anna’s idea

the queens get extremely competitive about their gingerbread houses. two teams: the first three against the last three (aragon immediately complains that they have “hurricane anne” on their team. cathy retorts with “you might have one big hurricane, but i have cleves and kat who are two tropical storms.” it’s pretty even in the end.) they end up spending WAY too much time on these, and they make the stage managers judge their houses (more like castles). 

cleves makes the best hot chocolate... her secret is that she puts a square of german chocolate at the bottom of each mug to melt into the regular hot chocolate. none of the others have discovered her trick- much to jane’s disappointment.

funnily enough, catherine is the one to insist on watching each and every christmas movie they can get their hands on

they argue over whether Die Hard is a christmas movie or not

decorating the tree is always an event in itself. they keep the “chaos tree” in the living room while catherine and jane decorate another tree in their other sitting room that is considered a bit more traditional (it has an angel on the top of it instead of a bottle of hairspray... anne’s idea)

they drive around a lot and look at the various light displays people have put out. 

it drives jane nuts when people mix different sorts of lights.

door decorating contests... team “divorced, died, survived” versus team “CHAOTIC 3″ versus “the band” (yes, they all came up with their own team names). every employee at the theater has to vote. the first team’s is a beautiful display. the second team’s is a mesh of all sorts of things, some not even christmas related. and the third is a bunch of santas playing various instruments. each team “wins” for different reasons. they never state who is the overall winner.

throughout december, they buy presents, wrap them and place them under the tree. by christmas eve, the bottom half of the tree is covered by six piles of gifts- one pile for each queen.

on christmas eve, after they’ve done secret santa, jane and catherine corral their “children” into going to the christmas eve church service with them. anna falls asleep every year within the first 15 minutes. 

they track santa when they get home

 catalina reads “the night before christmas”. They never make it to the end because everyone but jane gets lulled to sleep by her voice. the two carry the others to bed before turning in for the night themselves. 

and on christmas morning, it isn’t anne or kat who is up first looking forward to opening presents like most think... it’s actually cathy. banging pots and pans until everyone else comes downstairs and gathers by the tree.

jane always cries because she is so happy that she gets to spend her holidays with her family, although later she does cry because she wishes the children could be there to share in her delight.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Surveys #431-432

two biggins’ in one, beware the long post.

Do you own any Funko Pop! figurines? No. How many cats and dogs have you had as pets in your lifetime? I couldn't possibly count the cats. A lot. We've had I wanna say eight dogs through my entire life. Can your mom and/or dad play any instruments, or how about anyone else in your family? No. My older sister played the clarinet in school, though. Have you ever colored in an adult coloring book as a stress reliever? I have, but they don't really affect my stress level. Can you crack crab legs without a tool? UGH EW I hate crab legs. So mushy and just... ew. I don't think I've tried to without a tool. How many light sources are in the room you’re in? Excluding the natural light out my windows, three. What’s your favorite thing to put on bagels? Just your usual cream cheese. Who’s your favorite director? Tim Burton. I love his style. Bats: cute or gross? Bats are SO goddamn cute. What was the last really intense pain you felt? I had a sudden pain in my chest the other day that scared me quite a bit. Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? A lake, for sure. How would you feel about traveling abroad alone? I'd be way too lonely. What is your father's middle name? John. Where did your last kiss take place? The airport. Which movie villain do you find the most terrifying? Probably Jason. A masked guy just casually pursuing you with a knife is horrifying to me. If you married your favorite celebrity what would your last name be? Fischbach alskdfla;wer;lkwera;wle Do you stick your tongue out often in pictures? No. Which one of your family members are you closest to? My ma. Would you rather have name brand shoes or name brand clothes? Shoes. It's very important for them to be comfy for me. Are you a good liar? Yes. :x Are you proud of your parents? Yeah. If you could get backstage tickets to ANY concert - which would you pick? If Mom was with me, Metallica. She would actually fucking die if she met them. Like she cried and laughed with joy when she found out about the concert in Raleigh some years ago, and we thought we were going to go, but yeah, money. Which is better: orange or grape soda? Orange cream soda. Grape soda is so gross. Was the last thing you ate hot or cold? It was room temperature. Who was the last person in your house who isn’t family? Our landlord/family friend. I think. What color was the last swimsuit you wore? Black. Can you remember the last song you listened to? I'm listening to "Thoughts & Prayers" by Motionless In White right now. Have you ever been dumped really harshly? Ha, that is a colossal understatement... Can you do a back flip, or anything else of that sort? Definitely not. I couldn't even do stuff like that as a kid. Do you have any exes you can’t stand anymore? No. What happened to cause you to feel that way about them? ^ Are you more of a phone or a computer person? Computer, for sure. Do you have a job, and if so, where do you work? No. If not, do you want one? Not right now. I want to focus on the gym and getting in shape. Do any medical afflictions run in your family? A whole lot. What’s your favorite Mexican dish? Shrimp quesadillas. Or rice with cheese sauce. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Yeah, hockey and baseball. Do you prefer pads, tampons or something else? I'm actually conflicted on this right now. I use tampons, but there are reasons I don't really like them and am considering something else. Have you ever ordered a specially made cake from a cake shop? Not me myself, but Mom has. What months were you and your siblings born in? My two immediate sisters were born in April and June. What did you have for dinner last night? Uhhhhh... I want to say I had a chicken pesto bowl? Have you ever had sex in/on a vehicle? No, that sounds so uncomfortable. Do you do anything to groom your eyebrows? No. I don't care about that anymore. Has your town ever flooded? Oh, for sure. Hurricane Floyd from when I was... I wanna say two or three WRECKED my area. Have you ever played at the McDonald’s play place? Yeah. That was a blast as a kiddo. Have you ever taken a picture of snow? Yeah. Do you cry easily? Very. Are you happy with where you live? No. The suburbs suck. I miss living in the country so much. Do people ever mistake you for being a different race? No. Do you hate the last person you kissed? No, she's my best friend in the whole world. What genre is your favorite movie? I actually don't know what it's considered? It's a kids movie, though. Who was the last person you were in a car with? My mom. Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? My permit picture is fucking hideous. When was the last time somebody hit on you? *shrug* Was the last person you met a male or female? A guy - my personal trainer. What brand is your underwear? I'm in my pjs, and only a madman would wear underwear to bed. What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? Just the rolls, really, lol. I'm not a big fan of Thanksgiving foods at all. Do you have a TV in your room? No, because I don't watch TV. Are any of your electronics charging right now? My laptop always is, though I know you shouldn't do that. I need to charge my phone, too. What was the last video game you played? Video game, not computer, I want to say uh... The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon? What’s the biggest promise someone’s ever made to you? Did they keep it? To never leave me. He didn't. Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google. What was the last song you had on repeat? The song I mentioned earlier. Who is your favorite person to watch on YouTube? Markiplier. :') How many college degrees do you want? It'd be nice to have a Bachelor's in SOMETHING, but I'm not returning to school. Three tries was enough money down the drain. Can you wink? Yeah. Do you own any jerseys? No. Have you ever tried to snort Pixie Stix as a child, or even an adult? Uh, no. Do you like going to baby showers? Do you go only for the cake? No. The last time Jason and I hung out in any capacity was his brother's wife's baby shower, and it's a bad memory. As well, it just reminds me of what I once wanted with him. I'll go to them and be okay, but definitely not thrilled. Has there ever been a time in your life, you felt sexually undecided? Yes, especially in the I want to say 8th grade. I had an inescapable crisis that literally lasted a whole week (or maybe more) forcing myself to believe I was straight, despite already showing but denying bisexual attractions. I was religious back then, so believed if I wasn't straight, I'd go to Hell. Then I came out as bisexual in uhhhh... 2018 I wanna say, and that was a long examination of my feelings. It felt like a massive weight off my shoulders when I accepted it. I felt legit happy. Do you think tattoos and piercings are sexy on the opposite sex? ugggghhhhh yes Do people ever ask you to do things they’re too short to accomplish? No. What color are the headphones you have at this moment in time? My earbuds are pink and white. Ever choked severely on something during lunch at your school? No. Do you eat more vegetables or fruits? What’s your favorite fruit/veggie? Fruits, for sure. My fave is strawberries. What would you say is the color of your favorite bra? I have a pink and black lacy one that is super cute, but it's too small for me right now. It just stays in my drawer. Is anyone in your family a firefighter? Who is it anyway? No. What do you usually buy when you go to the dollar store? If I'm stopping there for a snack (which is usually the only time we stop by one), I tend to get a honeybun. Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! No, that is so gross. When you’re older, what kind of house do you want to live in? I want a medium-sized house that's semi-isolated in the woods. I'd love a nice path to walk down and take photos, a catio for Roman or whatever cat I may have in the future... stuff like that. I need lots of nature. Where do you want to get married? In some sort of gothic building, though I'm sure that would be a WILDLY expensive venue, so I doubt that'll happen. Realistically, either in the woods or even a massive flower garden. Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? Yes. What is your favorite childhood TV show? Pokemon. Honestly, do you like school? No, I didn't. Last thing that made you cry? PTSD. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? No big secrets, no. Last person you took a walk with? Sara, years ago. Have you ever liked someone who didn’t like you back? Oh, have I... Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air? Probably Jason, honestly. Does any part of your body hurt? My non-existent abs are killing me from exercising yesterday. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you do? While it's tempting, hand me the cash. Can you keep a secret? Absolutely. You tell me a secret, you can guarantee I'll be keeping it between you and me. Your favorite romantic movie? The Notebook. How do you feel about Valentine’s Day? I honestly like it. I love the aesthetic of it, and I know people say "well you should celebrate love every day," and while that's right, what's so wrong about nationally designating a specific day to appreciate it? I think it's a very cute holiday. Who was the last person you took a picture with? My sister Katie. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? I haven't worn jeans in yeeeeaaaarrrrssss. When I did though, I loved jeans like that, especially for skinny jeans. Do you celebrate 420?No. Have you ever kicked a vending machine? No. How do you eat Oreos? I prefer to just dip them in milk. If that's unavailable, I separate the two parts, eat the cream, and then the two cookies. Do you wear your shoes in the house? No. Would you survive in prison? Absofuckinglutely not. It's dark, but just to be entirely honest, I'd probably find a way to kill myself. Ever been to Georgia? I've been through it. Do you get your hair cut every month? Not every month, no. It needs a trim right now badly, though.

Current relationship in detail. I'm single and should be. If you were kicked out of your house, who would you call/go to? My dad. List things you spend money on in an average week. Nothing. Rate each of your sexual partners (if any) from 1-10. He was honestly a 10 lmao like I don't have a lot of experience at all, but yeah. Post the last FB group/page that you joined. I actually don't remember because I've been on break from Facebook for around a month. Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship? No... Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? I'm sure he has. He dated someone right after me for like... eight months or something? Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to? I think that's very obvious by now. What board games are you good at? Idk, I don't really enjoy board games. Is there a sport/hobby you keep thinking about taking up, but that you’ve never quite gotten around to starting? Definitely no sports, but I've been wanting to get back into video editing. I just... haven't, even though I have the software. Do you think pranks like egging/toilet-papering someone's house are funny or immature? They're incredibly immature. I see zero humor in them. Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? They're hot as fuck, man. Is there anything in particular that your parents argue about? What? I'll just say they're divorced for good reasons. Do you ever actually read the “Terms and Services” when you sign up for websites and such? No. If you have a handheld games console (a DS or GameBoy, for example), how often do you use it? Almost never. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say? Realistically, I wouldn't answer because I don't answer numbers I don't recognize. Hypothetically, if I knew it was him, I'd probably say something along the lines of, "Hey J, are you okay?", because something must be seriously wrong if he wants to talk to me of all people. If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you? Mom absolutely would. Are you afraid of falling in love? I'm terrified of it. Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? I wish I didn't. Have you ever kissed someone & wished you didn’t? Yes: Tyler. Did you get kissed last night? Haven't been kissed in years. Do you enjoy going through a carwash? Bring out the rainbow soap and it's hype lmao. How did you get most of your scars? My cat, ha ha. He sometimes plays way too rough, and I just scar very easily. Ever had to take an inkblot test? Yes, when I went to a psychologist. Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn’t do? Maybe? Have you ever seriously slapped someone in anger? My sister as a kid on her arm. Safe to say I got in trouble for it. What/who woke you up this morning? Just my body. Who was the last person to be in your bedroom besides you? Mom. What’s one of your locked text messages? da;lsd;fakwer I have one locked from Sara that says something like, "You are so beautiful." I cried. Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly? I think? Jason and I used to play the digital one you could download on the PS3. Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? No. I mean, I know of a girl who went to my school who was paralyzed from the waist down in an accident, but I didn't/don't know her personally. She was a MASSIVE deal in my education community. Like you would see "prayers for (name)" on school and church signs. The truth all comes out when someone is drunk, true? Usually true. I sometimes think back on the one time Jason was drunk, and he just told me in the most adoring voice, "I love you, Brittany." It's painful as fuck to remember. I really do wonder if he meant it, given this was in the later half of our relationship. When was the last time you felt disappointed in yourself? Constantly. How about feeling disappointed in someone else? I dunno. For you, do you commonly feel more jealousy or envy? I definitely experience envy more often. Do you rely on the heads/tails flipping of a coin sometimes for decisions? No. Do you have any specific chores you do around the house? I'm supposed to empty the dishwasher in particular. For you, does comfort or fashion come first in dressing? Comfort, 100%. Have you had two friends that absolutely hated each other? No. Do you like Laffy Taffy? I do. That sounds pretty good right about now. Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners? Electric. Are your biceps at all noticeable? Yeah, no. Have you ever seen a walrus? Yeah, at SeaWorld as a kid. Did you ever have one of those Easy Bake ovens as a kid? Yeah. My little sister in particular was obsessed. Does your bathroom have a theme to it? No. From inside of your house, how many doors lead outside? Two. Are there a lot of trees in your yard? No. :/ I miss that. Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap? No. Have a best friend? Yeah. :') Does it bother you when your best friend does stuff without you? That is so childish. Everyone needs space sometimes. But to answer the question, considering she lives many states away from me, obviously not. Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? Yes. Does anyone hate you? I wouldn't at all be surprised if Jason does. Colleen might, but I really don't give a shit if she does. What’s the one thing you regret more than anything? The way I spoke to Jason after the breakup. If only I could take those letters back. Do you remember important dates? I am VERY bad at dates, doesn't matter how important they are. What’s some lyrics from a song that means a lot to you? "For such a little thing, you sure are in your own way" from a Mother Mother song. Who gives the best advice? Sara. Who do you usually see in your dreams? :) Jason is nearly a permanent fixture. Jeez, I'm bringing him up a lot in this one. I'm surprised my PTSD isn't dragging me into a pit for it. What type of cake did you last eat? Uhhh I wanna say double chocolate? Mom got two slices from the store for me and herself a long time ago. How many of your friends are gay or bisexual? A large number. I don't feel like counting. What’s your favorite type of sandwich? Just your usual peanut butter and jelly. When was the last time someone asked you out? Did you accept or decline? Years ago by Girt. I accepted. Do you like The Offspring? Sure, I like a handful of their songs. One pillow or two? I sleep with two. Do you like Mad Libs? Sure, they can be funny. Are you suicidal? Well damn, just throw that in there. Anyway, no. I'll admit I've had very brief, passive thoughts very rarely as of the late, just wondering if there really is a point to me being here, but I'm not actively suicidal at all rn. Where do your grandparents live? They're dead. When alive though, they lived in Florida and Michigan. Do you cut yourself? And this one? No, I haven't in many years. What is your pet’s name? Roman and Venus. Have you ever been to Canada? No, but I'd love to visit. Aren’t babies overrated? "Overrated" is definitely the wrong word... I don't particularly find a lot of babies cute and I don't want my own, but they're not overrated. Have a built-in pool in your backyard? Never have. Ever won yourself a stuffed animal? Yeah. Ever had someone else win you a stuffed animal? Yes. Ever been to a circus? No. I wouldn't set foot into one. Ever shot animals? I never, ever could. Do you consider yourself intelligent? I USED to. I think I'm dumb as shit now. School knowledge did not latch onto me well, I guess. Have you ever run away from home? Yes. It was so overdramatic. I came back hours later because I had my phone and Mom texted me threatening to call the cops. Do you put family first, friends, relationships, school, or something else? I will never put my mental health behind anything/one again. What’s something you’ve stood up for in the past? When Colleen and I were friends in middle school, we both spoke before the class in absolute disgust at how our classmates were treating our poor substitute teacher. Colleen had AT them, while I was more tame about it but still wanted to bash into their heads that they were all being absolute trash to the poor man. What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? My mental wellbeing. Granted, I'm not exactly "well" now, but once upon a time I was living in the deepest ocean trench as far as depression goes. Are you satisfied with your body image? Hell no. I really, really, really hope loyally going to the gym will help me with that. Have you ever been labeled negatively or otherwise been called something extremely derogatory? Not that I know of. Have you ever seriously taken advantage of someone or been taken advantage of? No. Have you ever been seriously ill? Mentally, immensely. Physically, not really. I've had some nasty stomach bugs, but nothing truly severe. Have you ever befriended a former enemy? Ha, it's funny, I used to hate Jason's first ex/heartbreak for how badly she hurt him. Like she could've been falling off the face of the earth with only me to save her, and I'd let her keep falling. I hated her. Yet now we're Facebook friends and comment on each other's stuff like it's nothing, ha ha. She reached out to me a few years ago to apologize for high school stuff (she also hated me for Juan - her ex or something along those lines - being interested in me instead of her), we chatted a bit, and now I think she's great. If you’re not religious, would you ever pray as a last resort? If you are religious, do you often pray for other people? I don't pray anymore. That's all I'll say to keep this from becoming potentially very offensive. Have you ever dated someone, then after you dated they came out of the closet or switched (for lack of a better word) sexual orientation? I'm pretty sure my middle school boyfriend Aaron is gay, but I'm not certain. He vanished from Facebook a long time ago. Has a boy/girl ever walked a ridiculous distance just to see you? How about vice versa? I tried doing that the night of the breakup. By car, I know it was a seven-minute drive, but walking there, never mind at night, was ludicrous. I only didn't manage because after a few minutes, Mom came after me and kept cutting me off with the car. When was the last time you felt really uncomfortable? Right now. My abs REALLY hurt, and I'm also cramping like a motherfucker after not having a period for 3+ months because of TMS therapy. I'm still pissed about how it had a physical effect on me, but didn't mentally do what it was meant to. Is there anything that your mom is really known for as to how she is as a person? She is very, very loving and lives to help others. Who have you been talking to the most today? Nobody, really. I've spoken with Mom obviously, but for the most part, today's been quiet. Are you nosy? I can be pretty damn nosy, yes. What’s the meanest thing you have done to a friend? Consistently flirted with her boyfriend behind her back. I was 12, okay? If your ex called you crying, what would it most likely be about? THE ex, I have no idea. I don't know what's going on in his life, besides his mother dying quite a few months ago, but I don't see why he'd contact me about that. Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? Jason. Have you ever been told that you have an annoying laugh? No, but I think I do.

[melancholystarrs]

The cottagecore emoji asks, the same prompts you gave me: all of 'em or whatever you want to answer.

🌿 Herb: What is a scent you find relaxing? 

The smell of anything freshly baked :). Ex: apples, cinnamon, etc.

🌱 Seedling: What is something you want to begin learning? 

I just want to keep working on learning more about witchcraft :). Specifically get into Hellenism more as well as herbal stuff and kitchen witchcraft :p. Also learning more about gardening and wildlife!

🥛 Milk: What is a food you find comforting when you are sad? 

Got chocolate, strawberries with sugar, and toast with cinnamon sugar are all really nostalgia and comforting for me. Reminds me of all the time I spent at my grandmothers including when I lived there.

🍯 Honey: What is one thing you like about yourself?

Uhhhhh can’t think hrg. How to be nice to self..... Ughhhh I keep picking something and then being like “haha no” uhhhh I sure do have compassion.

🍄 Mushroom: What is a quote you find comfort in?

“someone will remember us

I say

even in another time”

-Sappho

Because I’m gay

☕ Tea: How do you take your tea?

I’ve tried so many times to like tea but I cannot. The only form I like it in is boba, but also caffeine gives me headaches now :/.

🐄 Cow: What is one other tumblr blog you really appreciate? 

Your blog 😉🥴

🌳 Tree: What is one thing in your future you are looking foward towards? 

Getting my wildlife biologist certificate. Working a job I love. Having a place I can call home. That’s more than one oops.

🍑 Peach: What is a color that makes you smile? 

Light blue/ periwinkle

🌻 Sunflower: What is one thing that brightened your day today? 

Working my job at the library :). I love it there and am so grateful for it.

🐓 Chicken: What is a comfort movie/show for you?

Going to have to studio ghibli films as well. Otherwise movies like legally blonde, but I’m a cheerleader. Also the haunting of bly manor 😭 as well as the haunting of hill house.

🧵 Thread: What is a recent creative project that you are proud of? 

I be doin sketches, I be tryin

🐈 Cat: Do you have any pets? Are there some pets you really want? 

I have 3 cats and 2 dogs (the target dog breed lol). I really want chickens, cows, goats, bunnies and sheep.

🍅 Tomato: Have you ever gardened, and if so, what is your favorite thing to grow? 

I am just starting to garden. I love sunflowers- they can get so big. Tomatoes and strawberries are also fun. All flowers as well.

🍃 Leaf: What is a plant you find beautiful? 

Rosemary, sage and lavender. Lots of succulents.

🐝 Bee: What is a video game that you find comforting? 

Animal crossing and sims 4 but they also stress me out as well sometimes lol. Karaoke and just dance is nice too. AND MINECRAFT.

🍞 Bread: Do you know how to bake bread? If so, what is something you’ve baked recently?

I do! I’ve baked cookies recently :). Chocolate crackle ones, I use a family recipe but you should be able to find one online easily.

🐇 Bunny: What’s a song that you really like? 

I have many songs I like. I’ll just say any hozier song haha

🌲  Pine: Do you prefer the cold, or the heat?

Heat, I love the feeling of the sun on my skin. Rather it’s by the window or at the beach.

🧶 Yarn: Knitting or Crocheting?

Knitting because crochet is too hard 😭. I love how crocheting looks and wish I could do it. Maybe someday.

🐑 Sheep: What is a comfort item you own? 

My baby blanket. It was there to cry into when my parents were busy arguing instead of comforting me. Also I have many stuffies :p.

🍓 Strawberry: Do you own any pink clothing?

Yeh :). Wearing a magnets sweater right now haha. I don’t have much pink clothing though, it can feel to feminine and make me feel dysphoric. But when I’m in a femme mood it’s great. I mean fuck my hair was pink for like a year.

🥞 Pancake: What is your favorite breakfast food? 

French toast :0. With powdered sugar and the real maple syrup. Also fruit :).

⛰️ Mountains: Would you rather live in the mountains, city, beach, or the forest? 

Beach. I hate the city that’s near it but boy I love the beach. Maybe a forestry area near the beach?

🧸 Teddy Bear: Do you ever want to raise kids someday? 

I don’t know! It was a no for many years but now I’m reconsidering. I would adopt. I’ll have to have a stable job so it will be a while if I do. I’m just not sure if I want that responsibility.

🕯️ Candle: What is something you can’t go to bed without? 

Warm fuzzy blankey :).

[cyncity2000]

73 questions tag! tysm @goodlesson , can’t say i’ve ever had anything like this before but hey it’s not like I have anything better to do rn 😅 

answers under the cut! i tag @rene-royale @teenager-confused-tired @sawafilmtoday @onedoesnotsimplystormthebastille if you feel like it, but no pressure bc this is a LOT and took me a couple days to finish lol

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? um. could be worse, could be better?? so 5. 

describe yourself in a hashtag? no. twitter and all its shitty hashtags can go to hell.

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? weird question. nobody?? i wouldn’t want to??

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? not to be all dan smith on main but like...’come to this please’

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? uhhhh idk. i’m very open about most aspects of my personality i’d say

what’s your wake up ritual? stay in bed as long as possible and then YEET at maximum speed so i don’t waste the day

what’s your go to bed ritual? tell myself i should go to bed. pick up my phone instead. regret it in the morning.

what’s your favorite time of day? 2pm or 9-10pm 

your go to for having a good laugh? macdoesit or drawfee videos on youtube. truly the best.

dream country to visit? i wanna go back to england and france, also i’d love to visit literally anywhere i could

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? falling in love with my college roommate probably,, didn’t see THAT coming

heels or flats/sneakers? bitch i’m 5′10″ with size 12.5 feet. converse.

vintage or new? vintage looks cool. i am not cool. so new.

who do you want to write your obituary? idk man i don’t wanna think about that now???

style icon? if you knew me irl you’d know style is not a word in my vocabulary

what are three things you cannot live without? my cat, my friends/gf, and my cd collection 

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? i do not bake or cook, the real world is going to kill me immediately

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? i’d be too stressed to make food for people but i’d love to like. go OUT for dinner with...dodie, dallon weekes, and pj liguori. they’re all just cool people i follow and i wanna know what they’re LIKE. 

what’s your biggest fear in life? failure due to lack of confidence, motivation and direction in life :)))

window or aisle seat? i’d say window but i am long boi so aisle is usually nicer unless i trip someone by accident

what’s your current tv obsession? still supernatural, also brooklyn 99

favorite app? tumblr :D

secret talent? despite my crippling procrastination issues i’ve almost always been a straight-A student 🤷‍♀️

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? drove myself two hours to a concert in february, or maybe the time i did a really hard ropes course or went to the badlands?

how would you define yourself in three words? introverted, distracted, nerdy

favorite piece of clothing you own? maybe my waterparks sweatshirt bc i had a dream last night that i donated it and then went back to the store to buy it back lmao so subconsciously i must really like it

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? you gotta have that one pair of black jeans that goes with anything imo

a superpower you would want? flying. it’s the only recurring dream i’ve ever had and it’s my only answer ever

what’s inspiring you in life right now? all the people doing big or little things to help. the ones doing instagram lives or sending money or supplies to people in need or just giving me more faith in humanity

best piece of advice you’ve received? can’t remember any. why doesn’t anyone give me good advice

best advice you’d give your teenage self? do your laundry on time. don’t wear...whatever that was to school. just wash ur fuckin clothes. also don’t let it bother you that you’re single the whole time. you’ll get there.

a book everyone should read? they both die at the end by adam silvera. you WILL cry. but you will love it. 

what would you like to be remembered for? i have no idea. being a non-shitty person at least.

how do you define beauty? happiness.

what do you love most about your body? idk being tall is kinda nice

best way to take a rest/decompress? get a blanket. comfy clothes. my cat. put headphones on. put some music on or watch youtube.

favorite place to view art? on tumblr and instagram! i follow soo many wonderful artists it’s great

if your life was a song, what would the title be? Oh No (What Is She Doing Now?)

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? piano or guitar. i suck at both and if i could be good at ONE i’d be happy

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? been thinking about this tbh. somewhere on my arm definitely but idk where D:

dolphins or koalas? dolphins!!

what’s your spirit animal? a cat?

best gift you’ve ever received? for christmas my sister bought me a cute lil box meant for displaying concert tickets and it was the most thoughtful thing ever. also the AMAZING studio headphones i’m currently using that my mom got me like three years ago for christmas

best gift you’ve given? probably when i bought me and my best friend tickets to see the Sherlock S4 finale in a movie theater 

what’s your favorite board game? cards against humanity, one night ultimate werewolf/alien, settlers of catan

what’s your favorite color? porpleee 💜

least favorite color? hmm they’re all valid except for like. puke green.

diamond or pearls? neither lol

drugstore makeup or designer? neither 😜

blow-dry or air-dry? blow-dry but i never do bc it takes y e a r s

pilates or yoga? yoga!

coffee or tea? both but only hot tea or frozen coffee 

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? thanks to tumblr the word ‘defenestrate’ has entered my vocabulary and I do not regret it

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? either. chocolate is chocolate 🍫

stairs or elevators? tbh stairs, i’m just a lazy bitch

summer or winter? winter. cold > hot

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? i’d still get tired of it :( i need that variety!!

a dessert you don’t like? none. dessert is dessert and it is all valid if i can eat it

a skill you’re working on mastering? writing, working from home, playing the guitar

best thing to happen to you today? currently watching mike gross play old brobecks tunes :’) he also just saw my comment yay

worst thing to happen to you today? i had cheesecake for lunch. sounds good but it’s the only thing i’ve had today besides a piece of chocolate and my body is Not Happy

best compliment you’ve ever received? someone on fanfiction dot net once left me a comment saying they’d almost cried at my story and called me “a true writer” and it’s honestly one of the only thing that keeps me writing...i’m still mad they weren’t signed in so I’ll never be able to thank them for it.

favorite smell? lemon, cookies, fresh-cut grass

hugs or kisses? hugs!!

if you made a documentary, would it be about? somethin gay probably

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? honestly...probably “who the fuck is keith” fjadskljfd

lipstick or lipgloss? like peyton said chapstick is the only valid answer

sweet or savory? depends how i’m feelin, love both

girl crush? besides the obvious one (my girlfriend), honestly not many? there’s this one girl i follow on insta who’s big in the panic! fandom and jESUS SHE’S SO PRETTY. also the girl who plays kaia in supernatural is CUUUTE

how do you know you’re in love? has only happened to me once but for me...i already loved her platonically for months and then suddenly one day i was like oh. why am i getting the urge to kiss you rn. oh no.

a song you can listen to on repeat? anything by idkhow or bastille. never gets old.

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? not to copy peyton but i would love to know what goes on inside my cat’s head

what are you most excited for about this time in your life? next semester of college!! i got into a super-competitive dorm and i’m gonna have my own room and live with nine other people and gahh i’m just so excited to be chaotic with all my friends again and meet new people :’)

[alberteatsglass]

‘someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au’ with whoever idc

this to literally so long to get to I have no excuse at all im sorry

Im Queer And Now Baking Cookies What Is Going On

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parings: smallsper cause why not

warnings: none I guess

word count: 854

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It was dark. Well, of course, it was dark, it was two in the morning. Now any normal person would think, hey maybe it would be a good idea to be asleep, but if you couldn’t tell the girl sitting on the ground in the middle of her dorm wasn’t exactly normal as you would say. She had given up sleep, as the melatonin bottle on her table was empty and it was too late to go buy more then.

I mean what kind of normal person would go out in the middle of the night and buy melatonin if they weren’t a druggy?

At least that made some sense in her mind. Her straight brown bangs seemed to get in her way every time she moved, but it’s not like she could do anything about it. All the words seemed to jumble in her brain as she struggled to get the words to appear on the screen of her old beat up laptop. She found out the hard way you couldn’t just stare at the screen and make the words show up, just like she found out the hard way she should have finished this at least two days before it was due instead of five hours.

She spread out of the carpet further pushing the coffee table back making some of the k-cups stacked on there fall over. She sighed, but didn’t bother to pick them up taking another sip of coffee.

After a while of what you could barely call progress Sniper heard a loud crash come from the dorm next to her. She tried to go back to work after that, but couldn’t once she heard yelling from through the wall.

Sniper threw on her little shop of horrors hoodie and went out to see what was going on in the dorm next to her.

“Well i don’t KNOW blink, what SHOULD i do!” Sniper was about to softly knock on the door but stopped when she heard yelling. Someone on speaker phone was muffled out by the person dropping what seemed to be a large tray. “I don’t have any butter.” then a long sigh “would margerin work?”

Sniper finally just knocked.

“Oh shit, ONE SECOND!” they called out.

Sniper was met at the door by a small person, no taller than 5’1”. Their dark brown hair was a mess and they had a obnoxious pink baking apron on. Theyhad flour all over his cloths, and peaking in Sniper could see complete chaos in the small kitchen area provided in the dorms. Milk was spilled everywhere and flour was on every surface available.

“Who’s there?” a voice asked from the boys phone sitting on the counter, who Sniper assumed was blink.

“Uhhhh, what your name?” they asked quietly.

“Everyone just calls me sniper.”

“My, um, friend Sniper!” they told them.

“You sound real sure of that smalls.” the man on the phone jokes.

“Shut up and read me the next part of the recipe.”

“Do you need help or. . ?”

“Oh!” it was as if smalls had just realized sniper was still standing there “yeah if you really want.”

“Well, i’ve got nothing better to do” sniper lied taking the apron that smalls had handed out to them.

Smalls and sniper continued to work on the cookies, though if they were cookies really was debatable. Once in a while blink would be sarcastic giving out instructions, and sniper started to learn a little more about the gremlin that lived next to them. It was obvious they were a mess by how un organized their whole dorm was and the fact that they were baking cookies at two in the morning.

Sniper found it funny how them and blink bickered over the phone, and could finally just let loose for the first time in a couple days. She just felt at home with them, though she had only known smalls for around an hour. After awhile Sniper had started to connect the dots.

“Hey are you by chance the person who leaves out cookies in the commons?”

“Oh, uh, yeah i am! But don’t go telling everyone i am, its kinda a secret between me finch and blink.”

“Finch?”

“Sup dude!” a voice yelled from the phone.

“Blinks boyyy frieeend” smalls joked leaning close to the phone.

“Mhh shut up” blink said quietly.

They worked for another hour or so until all of the cookies were baked and out on trays to cool. Once they were done smalls let out a long sigh of relief and plopped down on the couch. Sniper followed them.

“Do you guys do this every week or?” sniper asked trying to fill the silence.

“Not like, every week every week, but yeah every couple days or so.”

Sniper handed smalls her phone.

“Hey, next time you do this come and get me or call me ok smallseth?”

“Sure!” smalls seemed like they were trying to feign indifference but looked ecstatic putting their number in.

After sniper got back to their dorm, she realized what just happened. Looks like im doing this all over again next week.

[voltronlegendaryimagines]

this ones like,, an actual request. oh gee. my first, are you excited? i’m excited, this is exciting! anywho uhhhh, i need me some hunk with his s/o putting their chips-a-hoy in a bowl and drowning them in milk please. i love you. this is exciting,

!!! This is such a cute prompt ahhhhhh I love it ;-;

After a long mission, you and Hunk found yourselves alone in the kitchen

Everyone else was too tired to even think about making dinner, and decided to just go to bed

You weren’t complaining— you liked having the run of the place

As the two of you were poking around at what you had on hand, Hunk suddenly gasped

At first you thought he had found some gross old leftovers, or maybe got his hand stuck behind something

That is, until he pulled out a box of chips-a-hoy— real, genuine, chip-a-hoy

Apparently on the trip to the space mall recently, he had found them tucked away on the back of a shelf

Needless to say, he grabbed them immediately

And also hid them for good measure, so that the others wouldn’t devour them

“Hey, you wanna try something I used to do at home?”

And that’s how you ended up sitting on the floor of the kitchen, with the biggest bowl you could find filled entirely with cookies and milk

It was sweet, and fun, and was one of the first times you had relaxed in awhile

Also, it was pretty good— and reminded you of home to boot

It was a bit bittersweet that you couldn’t do this after every mission, but you figured that just meant you would have to make sure to enjoy this time as much as you could

[quackspot]

Can i get uhhhh fire spirit and piss cookie

sorry i forgot about htis (kinda symbolic huh SFKLJFL) but!! time to get workin heheusifjkg

Sparkling Cookie, knowing a visitor would come, kept his doors opened a little longer than he usually did. Maybe we was late?

Then, arm-in-arm, two cookies came in. One was much larger than the other, both wore capes, and both were happy.

“Give us a drink, merry young sir!” They sang.

“Are you two okay? Vampire, you don’t normally sing.” Sparkling tilted his head. He then looked over at the taller cookie. “I didn’t expect you to be the type to sing.”

“I love singing!” Fire Spirit indignantly retorted, taking his arm out of Vampire’s to put both hands on his chest. “And I’m pretty great at it too, right?”

“Yeah!” Vampire cheered. 

“You’re right.” Sparkling chuckled. “Anyways, what would you two like?”

“You know. You know, Sparkling. You know what I’d like.” Vampire sat down, a cocky look on his face.

“Oh? You want water? Some water?”

“Wine, dumbass.” The vampire crossed his arms and huffed.

“I’m alright with anything, as long as it’s hot, like you.” Fire Spirit winked.

“No need to flirt, you’re still getting full price. Maybe a kiss, if you’re lucky.”

“But I’m a legendary!”

“Yeah, he’s a legendary! Where’s my wine?” 

“I’m getting to it, and being a legendary doesn’t matter. I still have other standards.” Sparkling grabbed a bottle and started to mix ingredients.

“What’s your standards?”

“I know them! You meet them all.” Vampire pretended to check off standards with his fingers before realizing he doesn’t have any. “Holy fuck... I don’t have fingers.” He started to tear up.

“Hey! It’s okay! None of us have fingers.” Fire Spirit patted Vampire, Sparkling joined in. They brushed hands, but both didn’t react.

“Look, Vampire, it’s your wine!” Sparkling handed it over to Vampire, who instantly started to chug it down. “Now, for your spicy drink...”

“It doesn’t need to be spicy, though that’s great, it just needs to be hot. Nothing cold.”

“What, do you want some warm milk?”

“Warm isn’t good enough. I could drink lava, but nothing warm.”

“Ah! You’re looking for something like that. I don’t have anything of that sort, but I can get you something spicy and a little cold.”

“I guess that’ll work, as long as we get to make out or something afterwards.”

“Alright!” Sparkling began to prepare the drink. 

“Hey, Vampire,” Fire Spirit dropped his voice to a whisper, “what are Sparkling’s standards?”

“I hardly remember them, I just know you meet ALL of them!” Vampire fell out of his chair. “Ow, fuck... That shit hurted...” He slowly got back up.

“It’s done! The drink is finished. No need to talk about my standards, since you’re gonna get a kiss, anyways.” Sparkling handed a drink to both of the cookies. Both started to chug them down (Fire Spirit did go a bit slower, though).

“You ready? I’ve kissed many cookies and all of them loved it.” Fire Spirit put himself on the other side of the counter to be face to face with sparkling. He was slightly hovering to be at a higher height.

“Well, it’s easy to please cookies with low standards,” Sparkling teased.

Instead of replying, Fire Spirit carefully placed his lips against Sparkling, starting a make-out session.

“Get a room!” Vampire Cookie joked before they fell over. He looked over the counter and backed up. 

“Sheesh, couples these days.” Vampire walked out of the bar with whatever wine he could grab.

[abalonetea]

Tagged by @cometworks

(I love the new icon btw)

1. do you have any ocs that are the total opposite of you? any ones that are super similar??

   uhm, most of my oc’s have a lot of myself put into them, if we’re being honest. my insecurities, my health problems, my personality, some part of me that’s deep and buried and is a relief to write about. so, I can say that I relate to a lot of my characters.    Olivia has to be the most like me. The relationship with her sibling, the anger issues, the bad humor, the love for gaudy colors, the need to always be up and moving, the urge to do something with other people.    and for the total opposite, uh, Tommy’s gross and lazy and grumpy and he smokes too much and drinks too much basically is just kind of awful lol

2. describe the aesthetic of your wip(s) or a writing piece.

    nnnnnn I love aesthetic’s

Follow You Into The Dark - autumn leaves, crisp air, desperate confusion, bird houses, pumpkins with burning candles and wilting leaves, flowers blooming in ash, beasts of a different nature, bear fur coats and spinning eyes, untrue rumors, fireflies, star shine, winding paths, deers and antlers

Astral Sails - space, pirate ships, old treasure chests filled with new diamonds, comets, black holes, star maps, new tattoos, lion claws and sharp eyes, bloody faces, wanted signs and bounty posters, aged parchment, solar fires. too many years spent alone, suddenly bathed in light.

Paranormal Priest - worn rosary beads, red eyes, ancient churches, stained glass windows, calloused hands, desperate pleas, bad choices, candle light, blue plastic table cloths, Milano cookies and half full cups of milk, midnight conversations, bad jokes with old friends, supermarket mysteries. cigarette smoke and stale beer in a red plastic cup.

3. do you listen to music while writing? if so, what genre?

   I will sometimes listen to instrumentals while I write! the DAI soundtrack and Ludovico Einaudi are my go too, but I also like bagpipe metal ~    I make playlists with all genre of music to listen too during “thinking” times though!

4. what kind of genre do you tend to write the most in?

   uhhhh heavy drama, with a fantasy element. usually a good romance and a lot of angst mixed in!

5. if you could meet one of your ocs in real life, who would it be and why?!

   finneus because he needs a hug, but also aola because I need someone to come fix my life, ‘kay, thanks

i’m tagging @cometworks, @deadlyessencewhispers, @writings-of-a-narwhal, and @ephemeralseraph!

and i’’m asking

1. what song best represents your story?

2. if you had to put your characters in an au, what would the setting be?

3. do you watch tv while you write?

4. your go-to writing location?

5. in one paragraph (or less) sum up the basic plot of your story!

[deeeelightfuldee]

surveyss 006.

FOOD SURVEY

1. What’s the last thing you ate? Pancakes & eggs  2. What’s your favourite cheese? that delicious authentic mexican cheese that is white. the name escapes me right now 3. What’s your favourite fish? the kind that isn’t fish. 4. What’s your favourite fruit? Oooo I love fruit. Probably bananas.

 5. When, if ever, did you start liking olives? I can’t do olives. I just do notttttt like them. 6. When, if ever, did you start liking beer? It took a while. my favorite was michelob ultra, but it’s not GF so I can’t have it anymore.

 7. When, if ever, did you start liking shellfish? definitely never  8. What was the best thing your mum/dad/guardian used to make? I don’t recall my dad making anything really... my mom makes great everything but my favorite is her pot roast, mashed potatoes, and veggies.  9. What’s the native specialty of your hometown? hahahahaha dougs dogs  10. What’s your comfort food? probably Joanna’s pineapple chicken recipe.  11. What’s your favourite type of chocolate? milk chocolateeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3 I like the ghiradellis, dove, lindts  12. How do you like your steak? med rare. but closer to medium than rare.  13. How do you like your burger? medium

14. How do you like your eggs? scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, sunny side up 15. How do you like your potatoes? mashed, fries, baked, loaded

 16. How do you take your coffee? I pour it down the drain  17. How do you take your tea? sweet, honey  18. What’s your favourite mug? the Christmas ones  19. What’s your biscuit or cookie of choice? uhhhh chips ahoy original  20. What’s your ideal breakfast? I miss McDs breakfast tbh. Egg mcmuffin meal with 48 extra hashbrowns. I don’t typically eat much breakfast, so I guess the ideal would beeee... crepes  21. What’s your ideal sandwich? mmmm, chicken sammies or a PBJ classic. Gosh I miss bread.  22. What’s your ideal pizza: hawaiian or pepperoni.  23. What’s your ideal pie (sweet or savoury)? definitely sweet. I like most of them.  24. What’s your ideal salad? THE FREAKIN’ SALAD FROM ASHFORD HOUSE WITH EXTRA CREAMY GARLIC DRESSING. I would literally like 11 of those for my birthday.  25. What food do you always like to have in the fridge? yogurt, bacon, leftovers  26. What food do you always like to have in the freezer? pizza, chicken, beef, easy microwaveable junk food, ice cream   27. What food do you always like to have in the cupboard? cereal, granola bars, popcorn, soups, chips, pretzels  28. What spices can you not live without? salt, pepper, lowrys, garlic powder, cayenne  29. What sauces can you not live without? uhhhh, mayo  30. Where do you buy most of your food? meijer, walmart, target, jewel, costco, trader joes  31. How often do you go food shopping? 1-3x per week  33. What’s the most expensive piece of kitchen equipment you own? Probably the standing mixer (aside from like the fridge or oven)  34. What’s the last piece of equipment you bought for your kitchen? Uhhh, griddle  35. What piece of kitchen equipment could you not live without? FRIDGE  36. How many times a week/month do you cook from raw ingredients? meaning no use of frozen items? often  37. What’s the last thing you cooked from raw ingredients? kebabs  38. What meats have you eaten besides cow, pig and poultry? lamb, venison, bison, uhhh  39. What’s the last time you ate something that had fallen on the floor? Oh gosh, i hope it’s been a while  40. What’s the last time you ate something you’d picked in the wild? uhhhh some berries a while back 41. Arrange the following in order of preference: Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, Thai, Sushi – mexican, chinese, italian, thai, indian, sushi

 42. Arrange the following in order of preference: Vodka, Whiskey, Brandy, Rum vodka, brandy, whiskey, rum  43. Arrange the following in order of preference: Garlic, Basil, Caramel, Lime, Mint, Ginger, Aniseed – garlic, caramel, lime, mint, basil, ginger, aniseed  44. Arrange the following in order of preference: Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Strawberry, Cherry, Watermelon, Banana. – banana, orange, pineapple, strawberry, watermelon, apple, cherry  45. Bread and spread: white bread & pb  46. What’s your fast food restaurant of choice, and what do you usually order? buona beef. the char grilled jack chicken sandwich on GF pita with extra jalapeno.   47. Pick a city. What are the best dining experiences you’ve had in that city? um chicago duh. EVERYTHING is great.  48. What’s your choice of tipple at the end of a long day? what is tipple?  49. What’s the next thing you’ll eat? blehhhh, umm... a bagel.  50. Are you hungry now? no.  51. Do you eat your breakfast everyday? rarely, unless I’m in school. then i try to force myself.   52. At what time do you have breakfast? if I’m in school, then early like 5am. If i’m not in school then like 930-10.  53. At what time do you have lunch? 12-2 somewhere in there  54. What do you have for lunch? leftovers, chicken,   55. At what time do you have dinner? round 630-7  56. What do you have for dinner?  it’s always different.  57. Do you light candles during dinner? sometimes, just depends.  58. How many chairs are there in your dining room and who sits in the main chair? depends how many leaf extensions we have up. right now it seats 6 (it can seat up to 30). Uhhh, I guess in the “main” is gram  59. Do you eat and drink using your right hand or the left one? right.  61. Mention the veggies that you like most: Ooooooooo potato, squash, peppers, onion, garlic, cucumber, asparagus, pumpkin, cauliflower, broccoli, corn, zucchini, cabbage  62. What fruit and vegetable do you like the least? mangos and mushrooms  63. You like your fruit salad to have more: banana, grapes, strawberries, pineapple.  64. You prefer your vegetable salad to contain more: pasta, meat,   65. What’s your favourite sandwich spread? PB.  66. What’s your favourite chocolate bar? it changes. right now kitkat.  67. What’s your favourite dessert? chocolate eclair cake probably.  68. What’s your favourite drink? hi-c orange, diet coke, or gatorade  69. What’s your favourite snack? nachos  70. What’s your favourite bubble gum flavour? minty.  71. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour? fudge moose tracks or chocolate pb  72. What’s your favourite potato chip flavour? bbq  73. What’s your favourite soup? broccoli cheddar  74. What’s your favourite pizza? jacks supreme.  75. What’s your favourite type of dish? anything I don’t have to cook  76. What food do you hate? fish  77. What’s your favourite restaurant? still searching for a good GF place  78. Do you eat homemade food, or food delivered from outside? bothhhhh.

 80. Who cooks at home? mom and I  81. What kind of diet (e.g. low-fat, high-fiber, high-carbohydrate, balanced diet etc.) do you have?  gluten free (should be dairy free too hahahahahah).  82. How do you keep yourself fit? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i dont.