#i cant speak german

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… the best father daughter duo

[faaun]

the way that diff languages sound r so fascinating they're all different and all so vivid

[lavenoon]

I got a new tattoo!!

@naffeclipse so he can't come to the appointment, but he can look at the result <3

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

(tat pic under cut, warning for my bare, complaining about being shaved leg lmao)

I'll now go back to not including my tattoos in my doodles unless they suit me, because man that's a lot of lines lmao

[dughole]

girls & boys is good not only bc of its stupid softcore porn meets rollerskating rink music video but also bc it exemplifies blur in their truest, most natural form: half-baked social commentary from the most annoying guy u know / seeming really gay mostly on accident

[illarian-rambling]

Every time I hear Sheiße by Lady Gaga, I mentally compose a Caleb/Essek drag edit

[maochira]

What do you think,Which dialect do kaiser and ness would speak ??

For Ness I think he'd speak no dialect because his parents are so science-y and very often people associate dialects = being stupid, because very often people from villages and "simple workers" (idk how else to word it) speak heavy dialects and people in bigger cities or with "higher jobs" from society's standard view speak Hochdeutsch (German without dialect)

Which I personally think is so sad. Dialects are part of our culture and I think it's wonderful, silly and fun to have different dialects in all of Germany,,, but I'm trailing off here.

Regarding Kaiser, since I headcanon him to have grown up near Heidelberg I believe he uses words from, Swabian, Karlsruher and Badisch dialects! (They often overlap each other due to the areas so close.)

Although, I don't believe Kaiser speaks dialect all the time. He only uses a few words that are engrained in his mind (Weckle for bread roll for example)

[lunarfortune]

still thinking about that tzatziki vid...

[snifsnoof]

-gasoline in your heart-

the end paragraph from chapter 6 had me feeling warm and fuzzy ngl so i drew the scene from königs perspective!! attention pls!! the fic is called "gasoline in your heart" and the author is @whisperwarm or their side blog @whispermask (i dont know which account youd like me to tag tut mir leid��)

translation under the cut <33

"huh, das ging aber schnell." "huh, that was fast."

"ist er noch wach?" "is he still awake?"

[chelscait]

WAIT THATS MEN IM SO STUPID

they haven’t put them on sale yet, few😎

kinda excited because i might be seeing RB leipzig v bayern in october

eheheh

[dyingnights]

one of the worst things in my life is understanding spanish very well but failing my class because it's about speaking

[emobatsy]

thanks for the tag @rascheln u rlly do wanna see me suffer huh

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

tagging @gondorsfinest @feydrautha @thesuninperigee @davinciae and @veganthranduil

[dhs-in-distress]

I find the idea of Jailbreak trying to rizz up Blitzwing by speaking German absolutely hysterical. She‘s so confident in her belief that he speaks German because of his accent, but doesn’t stop to think even once that just maybe his accent is just a Cybertronian accent that sounds like a German one.

And when she tries to be all flirty and says some stupid shit like „na schnegge“ Blitzwing just,, looks at her, fully thinking she just called him an earth slur or something

[strongheartneteyam]

THIS MAN WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME!!! I told my bf I was studying German again (casually and I am teaching myself) and I told him I had learned a new word when reading a König fanfic and then I showed him my German playlist and look at what he sent me 😭😭😭🥺💕 It's just so cute, I almost died 😭

[totheecore]

and!! i put my greedy paws on the italian version of this thriller series im watching on netflix tho my first choice would've been the english edition

[hwanswerland]

the ateez Europe tickets are really fucking overpriced wow

[butchdykekondraki]

what about disabled people

lets be so real here for a second disabilities are not the issue in this issue . the issue is people not wanting me to speak german because it's a language that isn't english and i think you know that