#i cant play anything horror either lmao

[corneille-moisie]

i love you video games that you dont need to get good at, i love you games that dont rush you, i love you games that dont require dexterity, i love you games with easy settings, i love you games with accessibility features, i love you games in which you dont die, i love you games in which the stakes arent high, i love you easy games

[blood-sta1ned-blonde]

while he did ruin me feeling safe in my house again n also consider r*ping me and him doing all the messagin thru anons on tumblr made it so i now know someone else still follows me n finds me each new account n horrible gross hate that but when i went out to talk he kept telling me i was so small compared to last time he saw me n like ngl i do like that but its also been since like 2017 n a 20/30lb dif

[ieatedyourcrayons]

what about a mcyt x reader headcannon where reader is like a streamer who mostlly plays roblox andlike she cant even kill a zombie in minecraft cause im big on roblox and i js do creative in minecraft!

Thanks for the request! I love doing these!

Various!Myct x Fem!Reader

Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Caseoh, and tommyinnit

Quackity

-Quackity would definitely play roblox with you

-Quackity likes terrorizing little kids on any roblox game you guys play.

-Definitely hides behind you in horror games and beg you to go first.

-“NO NO I CANT GO!” he would yell with fake sadness and fear as he hides his character behind yours.

-In any combat game or any game where you can kill other players , he stays spawn camping you, he definitely targets you. until you finally kill him and he gets salty about it lmao

-He hates streaming it because fans keep trying to join and lagging whatever game you guys are playing.

Karl jacob’s

-Karl loves roblox, he probably begs you to play with him.

-Karl only likes the obbys though, like the goofy “2000 levels!” or the cart ride games.

-will definitely get sapnap to play with you guys, and it ends up with them jumping you in every game.

-Yall definitely stay up all night playing games and yelling about them over a discord call, The stream is like 6 hours atp

Sapnap

-Sapnap didn’t want to at first. thought he was too good for a “children’s game”

-Once you showed him the home page and all the games you and your fans like he caved.

-He has a love for the shooter and racing games. always making you play at least 3 rounds with him if you guys log onto roblox.

-Hates obbys. absolutely despises them, definitely complaining about every time you or Karl have the audacity to mutter the word “Obby”

-Secretly loves dress to impress, he will never admit it though

CaseOh (why not)

-100% yes. if anything he’s asking you to play roblox with him

-caseoh isn’t the best at minecraft either so you’re not alone

-He makes you play dress to impress for HOURSS

-he’s definitely down for horror games, loves playing the Mimic, even though he rages at it so much.

Tommyinnit

-Definitely takes some convincing

-He’s traumatized from the few times he’s played with Schlatt and jack

-He only plays the stupid games that make zero sense

-probably loves the doom-spire brick battle games

[satoruhour]

Thoughts on poly with satosugu

a/n: long post LOL enjoy

howd you manage to get two of the most caring yet annoying boyfriends ever??? they feed off each others energy sm it’s insane lol good luck. but not in a bad way of course. it def started out when one man of the two was frustrated with the stagnancy and the mixed signals between the three of you that gojo decided to confess and the both of you dated for a while.

geto didnt rlly wanna intrude and felt bad even tho you three were still eye fucking basically every time u were in a room together. gojo was the first to ask you about it “no because ive thought of it too” and gojo’s face lights up bc teecchnically hes been texting geto always how its been a dream to date you even tho it rubs in the wound a little. but it’s ok!!!! im sorry suguru!!! all three of you are together now !!!! 

to start off they are very physical and clingy. always need to have some part of their body on you. gojo prefers the arm slinging over your shoulders, geto prefers a more subtle arm around the waist. ppl r always starin when you three go out 😭 but it’s so cute lowkey! gojo is usually the upbeat one, suggesting dates and places to go and things to do, creating the gc between the three of you (if u didnt alr have one), keeping the relationship fresh with a lot of questions. geto contributes more to the practicality of the rs?? not to say he doesnt talk or is passive in the poly rs but he’s more of a getting groceries, lounging in the back watching the two of you talk excitedly bout digimon, and likes the household chores kind of guy.

it feels like if i say this it’s too cheesy but gojo feels like a sunrise: the dawn of a new day and the adventures that it may bring while geto is like sunsets: the dusk of winding down after the exciting day and youre always craving both. gojo and geto complete each other in countless other ways too and the dynamic you three have is super adorable.

ill highlight a few scenarios bc theres too much potential and power w/ poly stsg!! watching movies: geto us usually okay with anything u two pick out and gojo picks out some psychological horror for funsies but hes screaming into geto’s arms at every jumpscare 😭 the popcorn goes everywhere good lord. you and geto laugh (in the case youre not too afraid of horror) laugh at gojo and pepper him in kisses even when he puts the blame on you for choosing this movie. “too scared that youre placing the blame on our poor (y/n)?” gojo tsks and swats away geto’s hand but is soon distracted by you pulling u into your embrace lol <3 the usual movie positions are like this: either the both of you latch onto geto’s sides, or youre tucked into geto and gojo sits on the floor, your head in either man’s laps and your feet on the other, you squashed in the middle of them both, gojo tucked in your hug while you are tucked in geto’s <333

going grocery shopping: it’s stocking up time and geto cant possibly handle bringing back all the groceries by himself so he brings you along and also (reluctantly) brings gojo. main reason is bc gojo likes to put a lot of things in the cart and begs with his pretty eyes of his that geto always gives in 😭 youre like semi-focused on the task. you put together the grocery list but then youre getting distracted when you see the fruits section and point at it excitedly to geto. gojo is somewhere in the store. sometimes you lead the expedition, pushing the trolley as geto and gojo walk together a few steps behind hand in hand. it changes a whole lot.

sometimes geto will head off to get something and youre left to push the trolley, with gojo by your side kissing your temples walking by your side. they will both sometimes play pranks on you and go off without telling u and run around the store hoping you wont find them LMAO, or even be so so embarrassing dancing in the middle of the aisles or putting their face up to the cameras that broadcast the footage on big tvs ….. also once you guys lost gojo and you had to make an announcement at the counter to call for a six foot man to meet you two at the cashiers….

it’s easy to feel insecure sometimes, or rather not getting enough love / feeling left out bc sometimes they both click so well together you cant understand their inside jokes or they act like boys again, hitting and laughing to each other about shoko fumbling utahime again or something. they apologise profusely, feeling guilty that they even made u feel like that, esp gojo since he has a tendency to initiate a lot of those jokes which you dont understand, or talk about man things lol. youre the sole focus of their eyes always and they show it even more today by pampering you, having a sleepover ish date night, you paint each other’s nails and do some skin care, gossip a little. geto and gojo compliments you a lot, even more so during this bout of insecurity. they fight over who gives better compliments 😭😭😭😭

but either way you bring both of them in to kiss them as a thank you. it’s so difficult to choose between the both of them for cuddling too bc theyre so warm always. you curl into geto first bc on this night you guys picked your fav movie (which also happened to be gojo’s fav) but you were feeling tired asf so the former let you rest up on him while hte latter had his eyes glued. and later when geto needs to clean up he passes you to gojo gently and you adjust yourself against his lanky body <3333 “she’s just so cute, ain’t she?” geto smiles, brushes your hair out ur face, placing a peck on your forehead and another on gojo’s lips. “rest up first, both of you. i’ll come in soon.”

overall best boyfriends ever; let me highlight some more scenarios which i think would happen: coddling over you when you get your period. geto holding your tummy and massaging it while gojo feeds u snacks. fighting over the blanket between the three of you. gojo runs cold at night, geto runs a little cold too so youre usually the mediator between the two of them. “just buy a bigger blanket!!!” and gojos up and ready to head out at 3am. “go to sleep satoru the stores not open rn.” “theft exists.” “no!” sometimes youd go on individual dates when the other cant make it, esp when you three have busy schedules. either two will ALWAYS promise to shower the third in affection once they return home from the date! sometimes when you three need to visit weddings, you’d be squashed in the middle dancing with them, two towers and the shorter one in between that it looks a little comical.

fighting about whose music is the best in the car and fighting over the au, fighting abt who gets to drive. gojo tries to squeeze into the stick shift bc sometimes he misses you two in the back seat :(((( they let you sit down on public transport if the car isnt possible. scary dog privileges, two of them. gojo sneers at anyone who wants ur number and tells them off, geto glares quietly, gojo thinks its bc of him but actually it’s all geto’s doing LMAOAOAO. loving the kisses they both give you: gojo a little more excitable and geto’s sensual and slower, will also fight over who you should straddle when your making out but u give them both equal attention. one will take over the other whos preoccupied with your lips. geto littering kisses down your neck while youre busy with gojo’s lips and vice versa 💟💟💟

sigh id love to be in a poly rs with them and id love to write n*sfw but my hands hurt toodles (i do have a stsg ask that is smutty tho ... will write that soon muahahha)

hello hello!

[bitegore]

bodyswap vs possession? @gaysontodd

oh my god you are trying to kill me with this one. You hate me. You want me to die. Why would you do this to me.

this is so fucking hard lmao. The real question is 'do I want to read horror or comedy more' and the answer is that they are tied and I am in hell. You hate me. You hate me soooo much.

Okay i am going to work through my thoughts in order here and then I'll probably either come to a conclusion or drop dead by the end of the ask.

i get basically the same things out of both - I like themes of who "the character" is vs who the "role" is - a bodyswap necessitates the characters either walk out of or try to live in the other character's life; in a possession story there's the same thing but rather than it just Happening, the character who originally had this life has to either watch as it's turned upside down, the interloper effortlessly slides into their spot, or gets to fight them the entire way on what choices are made by the possessor. Usually in a bodyswap story the characters who have swapped bodies find one another and either work together or fight over how to put things back, but the possession story all but necessitates that they at least come in hot as enemies who have to learn to work together to get anything done Or the possessed character has to learn to reason with the possessor while ultimately working at odds (most likely, anyway, since i've only seen a handful of fics where the possessor wanted to get back to their own body or even had a body to get back to), which I like as an arc. But the conflict is over whose body it is and what they do with their life.

Then you also get the narrative entertainment value of watching the "character's" outward behavior change dramatically from what their peers expect, and the response that that earns (usually surprise and shock, and it's funny regardless of if they are pulling a 'fuck all this i do what i want' OR a 'i have to be the perfect interloper' play). I love when characters don't conform to expectations.

You also always get foot-in-the-fire We Have to Try to Work Together On This eventually. Even if it's rebuffed immediately I like when a character grudgingly holds out an olive branch to someone they see as their actual obvious enemy and they cant stand them.

genuinely the biggest difference for me is that bodyswaps tend to be more lighthearted - less "i am maliciously causing problems for you" and more "we woke up drunk and handcuffed together in each others' bodies and now we need to fix that asap" - and possession pretty much always necessitates a more serious and darker conflict of some sort. And I really do enjoy themes of control and coercion and power imbalances.

So I guess possession. This was so hard fjahg2wrrfhf goddamn

[ghostlyvoidshark]

More Diety Valley / Stardew Gods AU because Its been a while and I'm brain rotting. Please, feel free to send in questions! And yes, this is inspired by llamagodess's au.

Current ideas for names for this au (feel free to give suggestions! These arent permanent) Sans- hibiscus, fell- Zinnia, horror- elm (inspired by the camperdown elm specifically)

Later into the "story" they will start trying to win over your affections with gifts. Elm started out pretty early giving gifts but he'll just start doubling down now that the others are gifting things too.

Zinnia would be the first to actually have any "sightings". He wants you to get used to him the fastest and trust him first. Trust is very important to him.

The next one to be seen more often would be hibiscus. He'd figure out what Zinnia was doing and would get a bit irritated and try to build more trust / interest for him instead. But he'd be meticulous about it and make sure he wasn't rushing you. It'd be like a director trying to perfectly plan and execute the right scenes to further along a story. He does not want to lose someone hes gained an interest for. Especially when you haven't even settled in enough to garentee you won't just pack up and leave.

If you dont run from Zinnia and his ... brashness. Then he has more assurance that you won't run from him - especially when he plays along to your curiosity and sense of adventure.

Elm, on the other hand, would be slow to reveal himself. For a while all you would see is shadows in the water and occasionally what looks like ..coral?? Peaking out of the water? At random times. Not even specifically when the tide is out.

Oh! And for this au of course i cant let everyone be normal. What do we think about some of the villagers being... abnormal? Perhaps shapeshifters? Im debating on what to do with them.

Either way they are protective of their gaggle of humans and if you get on their good side then youre added to the collection lmao.

And not in the romantical typa way - its a familial thing. The love interest are our eldritch bois. Im thinking the cryptids would be

Hibiscus loves salty foods or herbs and spices in stuff. like everything bread or smth. he also really likes soups.

Zinnia loves most things but his favorite gift foods are fudges, pies, and spicy foods. i feel like he’d love cajun food a lot.

Elm is another who would appreciate and eat anything. but he really likes fruits / sweet things. he Especially loves oranges / satsumas.

[philipszelda]

omg how exciting a tag game i haven't been tagged in one of these in years

tagged by @hero-of-dork for 15 questions

are you named after anyone? Yeaahh my dad named me after himself

when was the last time you cried? idk like almost a year ago atp.

do you have kids? NOOO never. I don't even know how to speak to a child. They just make me uncomfortable. Also I can barely take care of myself

do you use sarcasm a lot? I think so? but I'm trying not to. Bc I want to say things that are beautiful and true.

what sports do you play/have played? Tennis! despite having no stamina. I was not bad at it but I definitely wasn't good at it. It was fun though and I miss it.

what's the first thing you notice about other people? ummm. definitely not appearance bc i have pretty bad face blindness. i guess their sense of humor.

eye color? dark brown

scary movies or happy endings? why cant i choose both? i guess if i had to pick I'd say scary movies. i love horror.

any special talents? nope!

where were you born? USA! USA! USA!

what are your hobbies? drawing ig :) i wouldn't even say videogames bc i dont regularly do that LMAO most of my freetime is honestly dedicated to drawing.

do you have any pets? umm i guess.. recently i got a kitten thrown into my care. against my will. She doesn't even have a name.

how tall are you? like 5'4 idk

favourite subject in school? in high school it was calculus. in college it was physics. but now i don't remember anything from either of them. I haven't been in school for like 5 years

dream job? set schedule. early mornings to afternoons. paid lunch. don't get yelled at for talking to someone. semi casual dresscode. don't get treated like I'm brainless scum. let me stop there before i ramble. wait was the question asking like. type of work? i don't really care as long as its not extremely mentally or physically taxing. but i also couldn't stand mind numbing nothing type jobs. like i actually need tasks to function.

ummmm I'm tagging @redstoneofaja @helbram @bitterandrotten @nmzuka @elis-magic-catnado @plastilina-bana @huebris808 yeah! i don't remember how many of my moots are active here just do it only if you want to :)

[omegalomania]

i got tagged in a BUNCH of stuff and i'm knocking these out cause i happened to look at my mentions for once.

like 2 months ago i got tagged to answer a thing by @softnsquishable

3 ships: none, none, and none. i have literally zero ships that i actually care about and most im just actively repulsed by lol

First Ever Ship: none!!!!!!

Last song: love from the other side by fall out boy cause i was screencapping the video lmao

Last Movie: i think i rewatched spirit the stallion of the cimarron kinda recently as in like 2 weeks ago so probably that

Currently reading: between books atm but i finished a little devil in america by hanif abdurraqib last month

Currently watching: rewatching the vinesauce tomodachi life series if that counts

Currently consuming: lemon tea with honey

Currently craving: i literally cannot read the word "craving" without my brain finishing the sentence with either "that mineral" or "my mcnuggies" so for legal reasons i cant answer this

then like 2 weeks ago i was tagged by @galactic-mermaid to post 5 songs i actually listen to so i'm gonna plug the ones ive been rotating in my head most recently

love from the other side, fall out boy

playing by the rules, red vox

omen, the damned things

empires, electric swing circus

hast thou considered the tetrapod, the mountain goats

then like last week i got tagged by @nerdangels and @ybcpatrick to answer 15 questions.

are you named after anyone? nope

when was the last time you cried? cleared my sad cache out sometime in january i think

do you have any kids? i have like a bunch of ocs do those count

do you use sarcasm a lot? i have a bad habit of using lots of sarcasm while being incapable of detecting it in others.

what's the first thing you notice about people? trick question i mostly dont notice other people im busy thinking about whatever thing im writing in my head

what is the color of your eyes? brown

scary movies or happy endings? im a huge weenie about horror movies unless theyre really specific ones so i guess happy endings

any special talents? im real fast at puzzles put a puzzle in front of me and i will not stop until it's done. also this is why i don't do puzzles anymore

where were you born? scientists havent yet been able to give me an answer to this one

what are your hobbies? gaming i guess. art and writing are also technically hobbies but they're also things i can't really not do so idk if they count

do you have any pets? nope but my housemate has a kitty cat whom i love dearly

what sports do you play/have you played? i dont do sports. as a kid i tried soccer (was too much of a weird kid and got distracted looking at bugs) and in high school i tried my hand at track and field (was too much of a weird kid and was absolutely miserable doing it)

how tall are you? 5'2"

favorite subject in school? well i loved english so much that i majored in it but i dont really use that degree for anything except overanalyzing 10 year old music videos on the internet

dream job? id love to be able to create for a living somehow. ive been hacking at breaking into publishing but cripes it sure as hell aint easy these days

im not tagging anyone cause these are all old as fuck and also there are like 3 memes here. but you're welcome to do any of them and say i sent you if you like.

[themagicmusicman]

hehehhe

1. mugs for literally everything

2. uhhhh not a big fan of either? although when i have a lollipop and its really cold out it looks like im smoking so thats kinda silly

3. bubblegum because it doesnt cause me the worst sensory overload

4. it went from “loud but has potential” to “quiet but had potential” (wheres my potential now, huh? /silly)

5. cans unless theyre in the glass bottles bcs those make a funny noise

6. tomboy, grunge and goth are all pretty sick (but i wear/wanna wear grunge more bcs oghhh gender)

7. headphones all day

8. tv shows just because i dont have to be invested for 2 hours straight and theyre easier to rewatch

9. oooo idk summer doesnt really have a smell to me. like autumn has a lot of distinct smells (but maybe thats just because of singing autumn days in primary school), as do spring and winter but summer? mmm probably when i smell my neighbours having a barbecue and forget for a minute how much i hate barbecues lmao

10. probably basketball just because i didn’t despise it and also basketballs smell so good. that or like. tennis or some shit

11. whatevers lying around my kitchen that i can easily shove down my throat in the 5 minutes before i have to catch my bus lmfao

12. sophisticated hat manoeuvres by mad dog mcrea

13. lanyard bcs they can be fun colours and i can decorate them with silly gay pins

14. uuhhhhh fuck idk man like. i actually dont know i cant think of anything lmao (i do not crave sweet shit Ever)

15. i dont think ive ever had to read one as an assignment per se, but i loved studying the handmaids tale

16. fluctuates between man spreading halfway down the chair or curled up in a ball (especially when im painting)

17. my £20 boots that are falling apart

18. when its thundering but also really humid out. thats the shit

19. usually spread out across the whole mattress, or sometimes on my side if my back hurts

20. i love writing in notebooks but i usually lose them so i write the most just in my notes app

21. how long do you have hdjshfksb uhh. i obsessed a lot about food (for instance i wouldnt eat anything other than carrots and haribos until the age of 3), music artists/bands (or just on having one of those shitty mp3 players), later on it became more about shows, horror games or podcasts, especially analog horrors (iirc it went backrooms, mandela catalog, salad fingers, gemini home entertainment, dhmis, vita carnis, boisvert)

22. any transmasc who played a female character in whatever they did (specifically kizzy edgell and morgan wilkinson)

23. ripping my eyelashes out one by one when i get stressed

24. UNAKITE

25. unironically the fucking whats on your plate song from cbeebies

26. hibernate until it stops (although i do like swimming when its really hot)

27. cuddling with My Boys under a blanket with hot drinks and snacks watching whatever silly shit we can find (if one of you is seeing this heyyyy,,, soon pls 🙏🙏)

28. am i drinking enough // mad dog mcrea (/hj), this body // nemo, boyfeel // destroy boys, blush // wolf alice, serotonin // jessia

29. idk just dont be a dick and respect my boundaries

30. the dunes near my house for,,, ahem no particular reason 👀

31. i have never kicked ass ever but if i was to, it would be in my black cargo trousers with all the chains, baggy shirt, and enough gay jewellery and makeup to put someone who doesn’t understand that transmascs can wear typically fem stuff into cardiac arrest

32. uhhh “chris is that a weed!?���, the guy screaming along to careless whisper in his car, woman dancing flaps away into space, fish titties, you better watch out you better watch out you better w

33. lmao

34. the fucking edf energy ad with zingy it in. that little guy lives rent free in my head

35. 2am usually

36. probably some facebook minion meme my mum showed me when i was 3 or smth

37. duffel bag

38. depends what kind of tea

39. lemon meringue pie bcs i dont like cake jsjdbdksf

40. a guy on the back of my bus set a can of deodorant on fire and poured hand sanitiser down the aisle so everyone slipped when they got off

41. neim

42. depends which one is more accessible/bigger

43. hoodie

44. i like the really fresh lemon-y sea salt smelling ones

45. fantasy

46. baggy vest and boxers

47. either brie or the shit with cranberries in it (blue cheese is also quite nice)

48. pineapple. spiky on the outside, sweet on the outside and i make cum taste great. i mean

49. hello jon

50. probably just me and my mates doing stupid shit as really inappropriate times

51. long term: grades and jobs. short term: being forced to go to a lunch party with my mum’s church where everyone deadnames me :p

52. i just like anything thick and blocky. or gothic

53. sore and covered in paint

54. that getting a job is a really long and stressful process :D

55. of new york

56. getting sloshed at every dnd session i go to (it probably meant like. christmas or whatever but nah drunk dnd)

57. n/a im amazing and never struggle with anything /j

58. rollerskating, painting, being able to write smut (vaguely), cooking when i can be bothered

59. something gay probably

60. junji ito

61. in heartstopper “oh. you’re being gay. good job, carry on”

62. seveN?? uhhok,,,,, nimona, jonny d’ville, charlie spring, red guy from dhmis, lady macbeth, the iron lung jumpscare, trimigasi (smh all these hoes want me for my samurai plus)

63. i’d have a hhc club, 5 songs i’d definitely play would have to be concrete angel // darren styles and chris unknown, dont know how to make you happy // joey riot, feel the melody // s3rl, jaded af // s3rl, safety net // alaguan

64. cool maths games

65. yuppp quite a few

66. tiger lily, flame lily, jasmine, lavender

67. dont have any, my luck is perfect (lying)

68. once tried cucumber flavoured crisps from japan. that shit was vile

69. (nice) most of the teletubbies actors were involved in some weird shit. the women who played po was a porn actress, the guy who played tinky winky died of alcoholism and froze to death in liverpool uh. the other two are fine theyre the good ones

70. right

71. damn idk like. the really overdone big spots that you see a lot of cartoon or childrens characters wearing

72. french or geography

73. have you ever dipped a pickle in a chocolate milkshake? bcs uh,,, i havent,,,,,,

74. pain scale is a scam and i need ibuprofen at all times always

75. i only lost it at like. 10 or 11?

76. roast potatoes

77. i have no idea i never grow plants

78. mm coffee bcs it wouldnt be atrociously expensive

79. neither

80. earth

81. fireflies i god damn hate lightning bugs

82. console

83. drawing

84. podcast

85. nah

86. mythology

87. cookies

88. abandonment

89. testosterone

90. my partners

91. i never make mistakes 😼🔥

92. boxes. theyre so silly

93. fairy lights

94. i don’t actually know. i get called ginger a lot lmao

95. autumn

96. geometry dash fr

97. jonny dville

98. 2 (mine and my mothers)

99. stone age

oi @neim-batteries-not-included cmere (if you dont wanna do them all i highly suggest you do 4, 6, 12, 21, 24, 28, 40, 44, 58, 62, 66, 76, 78 (bcs i think youll struggle with it) and 98/99 (the last one))

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[hirokiyuu]

thinking abt yuujins fam

current ages assume yuujin is 17 (ie the age at which they wound up in twst at the v start)

papa

i dont have a name for this guy yet

he/him, 50s i think

has some sort of job that keeps him away from the house 90% of the time. i dont THINK he works overseas but he either a) works in tokyo living in his own apt bc the cost of a shitty leopalace is less than the commute time to their place in kanagawa or b) might be like. a train driver? was the other one i was thinking of????? lmao. either way he's only at the actual family home like one weekend every few months. its always a big deal when hes home

loves his wife+kids but desperately overworked. would like to be home more often but doesnt have the money at any local jobs to stay near them. gaman attitude to life

only child i think

hikari (mama)

she/her, 50s as well but a little younger than papa

office worker. one of those horribly overworked kinds. probably works in yokohama and has to commute like two hours a day. gone by the time most of hte kids wake up, home late enough she doesnt see them either.

loves her kids a lot but overindulgent. spoils all of them but also relies a little too much on yuujin (guy who is like :) i like cooking and helping mama! as a kid. not realizing he is signing himself up for The Horrors) does understand its not normal but yuujin doesnt complain so she doesnt do anything and also kind of cant given that she is again, horrendously overworked

wanted a lot of kids her whole life. adores them all. wishes she could have more time to tkae care of them but as we all know, The Cost of Living In Japan

yuujin goes here. 17, he/him (eventually they/them), if u need me to say moer than you have not been following my blog

mitsuki

she/her, 15

first year of high school

Extremely self-centered. well aware her ability to get out of hte house w/o having to rely on their parents ever releis a Lot on her being self-sufficient and is trying to play into her own strengths. also just hates being home so she's out doing Overachiever Things a lot but also going to karaoke and making friends and spending as little time at home as possible

will stay up to get allowance from mom, who should not be giving it to her but does bc she loves all her kids a bit too much

mutsumi

she/her, 13

yuujin's best friend. lmao.

chubby otaku. got bullied a lot in grades 5/6, situation got somewhat better in middle school but still doesnt really have any friends besides yuujin

shy + meek, doesn't know how to talk to people. wants to help yuujin more around the house but having so little self confidence means she needs a Lot of handholding and ends up creating more work for him so hes usually just like. go sit down and then tell me abt w/e manga youre into rn

only one that knows yuujins gay, a secret she guards w/her life

ruito

he/him, 11

sixth grader. loooooves yuujin more than anyone in existence! this is Not a Good Thing

sporty, thoughtless, jealous. wants yuujins time but yuujin has no time to give, which manifests in him being mad that mutsumi is the clear favorite and trying to bother yuujin when yuujin is Doing Other Things.

the next ones are more tenuous. i was thinking of yuujin as eldest of seven which i think means One of these needs to be a set of twins but idk which one and what would be most fun. i have runa + the problem child more set in terms of personality but the last kid is like....... so ambiguous theyre just floating midair to me u kno

runa

she/her, 9 or 10?

fourth grader. loves idols and wants to be one

does Not have the money to be an idol fan but through the power of begging and having an overindulgent mama has a semi-decent collection of merch. this drives yuujin insane

less problem causing than some of the other sibs but still causing problems. u kno how it is

youngest child

he/him so far, 5?

first grader. Terrible

bitey. wants to Go. immense handful. cause of every single one of yuujins headaches. constantly trying to run out of the house into traffic, thinks its funny when yuujin has to chase after him. probably in trouble for behavioral problems at school All the Time

ambiguous other child

moody type?

identical twin. probalby will develop a complex abt this in several years time (if youngest's twin) or has already started to (if runa's)

a ltitle bit forgotten given how many strong personalities are ni the fam. will occasionally lock themself up in their room if neglected tho which Causes Probelms and yet givs them attention which thereby reinforces the behavior lol

anyways. thoughts. i have them

[banghwa]

ok so , im 2 cans of cider in so i think this is a good time to start this lmao. first of all tho i wanna say that this is just my opinion and like any art everyone is completely entitled to interpreting filter in their own way! this is just my interpretation !!!

but yes basically this is my thesis: filter by jimin is not a song about being hot. it isnt a song about being your most authenttic self, or a song about being disconnected from your true self either, at least not entirely. filter is a commentary on idol culture but more than that it is a story of self-actualization through reappropriation of hardship and trauma.

(also note, i use trauma very lightly here, i am not speculating anything about jimin's life experiences or mental health, i am just going off things he has said publicly and using the term 'trauma' as a way to describe the long lasting impact of idol culture and being in the public eye, smt other celebrities have mentioned being traumatic)

basically i see filter as a continuation of lie. like the rest of wings, lie is a really complexe song with multiple messages but the central theme of is the feeling of loss of self and identity, struggling to make peace with a persona and your "purest" self. as much as it is about losing your sense of self, it is about falling into temptation and losing yourself to something bigger than you can control. something in particular that stands out to me though is this line from the genius translation: "you want me / i've lost my way / you want me." to me, this is very reminiscent of the theme of filter - a much lighter, upbeat song at first glance. the main theme of filter is jimin's versatility as an artist and his ability to morph himself at one's demand to, most importantly, please the audience. but the language (at least in the genius translation) is surprisingly aggressive compared to lie's desperate tone and despite the vibrance of the song. filter is not just about pleasing but about owning. a lot of people have interpreted lie as jimin struggling with his idol persona and personal sense of self, and to meet the expectations of fans. filter talks of not only gaining the approval of the listener, but of entrancing them, of using compliance as a means of taking control. "don't even think of turning your head away," he says, "you'll be wanting only me / because you are the one who made me." if lie says "please save me from myself and from what you want from me" then filter says "you want to own me? fine, how do you want me? i'll be better. i'll be awful." filter is about regaining control, taking back all the demands, about using a disconnect from self to become more than yourself. and mostly it is about taking that fractured sense of identity, that hardship and that trauma back, pulling the entitlement out from other people's feet and wearing it like you were made for it.

i think i've spoken on here a few times about filter deserving a horror concept. filter to me has a self-awareness so profound that it is haunting. sunmi's noir comes to mind; it has the same self-awareness, the same coy, tongue-in-cheek message on public personas, social media, and playing into one's part in that problem. i saw a post on here the other day that i cant find for the life of me that went something like "there are two ways we label incredible things. if we like it, it's magic. if we don't , it's horror." filter and noir both have that element of magic at first glace, they're both incredible performances with dazzling quad colourful concepts, filter probably more so because of the lighter vibe and because sunmi is less shy about getting to the point. but as you peer closer, the elements of horror, the tragedy of trauma and the victory that allows for the irony, can be seen. filter is neither entirely a tragedy or a tale of triumph, and that's what makes it horror. filter is about coming out of trauma, about turning around, looking it in the face and deciding "i own this now. i will control it. and i will make it abominable"

anyway. tldr:

[miles-is-so-gay]

💕my fave female girlie is probably ada, i cant believe her and leon are both goth and trans

❤️oh god fave male girlie is very hard but ill try and chose a top three 1) ethan winters bc he is my wife 2) parker luciani and 3) albert wesker i love men so much aaaaaaaa i wish they were real

👀first got into resident evil when i watched 8-bit ryan play the re2 remake and then re7 in 2019-ish i believe, but as for when i got autistic about it, that was in around maybe march-april of this year (2023) when i hacked my ds and played revelations. i fell in love with parker and he became my husband

🎮fave main game HAS to be 7 bc a) ethan winters (my wife) b) i LOVE the outlast insp behind that game SO MUCH IM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT OUTLAST GRHA and c) scares the everloving shit out of me (as a horror game should)

🕹️revelations for the 3ds bc im gay, and also its the first resi game i’ve actually ever played, and also IT WAS SO FUCKJNG GOOD LIKE WHY DID CAPCOM NEVER DO ANOTHER 3DS PORT THAT SHIT WENT SO HARD WAAAAA

💥probably has to be either re6 or revelations 2. i havent played to much of either game but re6 is shit bc a) wesker has a son (?????? wesker is clearly a RAGING homosexual i refuse to even ACKNOWLEDGE jakes existence) b) feels like its built to played 2 player (i dont have friends who own the game or have the hardware to play it) and c) I DO NIT LIKE JAKE MULLER I WANT TO CREMATE HIM other than that the over the top goofiness is really fun to watch but not so much to play. as for revelations 2, the story and mechanics seem fine like really ok but i cant get past the beginning section with the fire spitter thing bc again, the game feels like its not meant for a single player experience

👹counting wesker, ethan, and heisenberg as b.o.w.s bc like they are but if we talking actual monsters with like 1 braincell between all of them then i wanna say the hunters or cerberus’ bc they are so silly or the giant plaga salamander bc it is also so silly

👑hobo trash magneto obviously, i fucking love old men with strength and chub but i do not like his voice, they 100% chose the wrong va for him bc he just sounds like elvis if he was a weatherman, other than that 10/10 but im going to dunk him in clorox, i think he moght need it

😇MY WIFE ETHAN THEY CUT HIM SHORT HE DIDNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT AND THIS ALSO ENDS REALLY ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE WINTERS’ AND MAYBE EVEN THE MOLD ALL TOGETHER AND I HATE IT WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

🚨probably. i think mia is actually a cool character like is she fucked up? yeah but i love men that have done worse so eh. i also think jessica is ok bc shes kinda a girlboss, she doesnt care if she gets hypothermia from the one WHOLE leg out of her suit and honestly? bad bitch behavior. she needs to keep slaying

📺GOD YES I DO! they are all so goofy and over the top, especially vendetta. i love watching them with my friends on a call and then we all yell about leon or chris’ ass lmao

⭐️weskie☺️☺️☺️☺️ he is (in my hc anyways) the silliest but most traumatized gay autistic creature i have ever seen and i want to give him a bowl of soup or smthn. that or let him experiment on me haha

💎im very casual usually, but if an achievement is easy to get i will 100% go out of my way to try and get it. i like difficulty but not so much that i want to yell and throw my mouse and keyboard/ds/steamdeck/other device

🔮i hope we get more mold content and mia content if she’s still alive (idk if she is tbh) i can pray but ik ethan wont be coming back :( something else that would be interesting would be a return of wesker, and seeing how his and chris’ dynamic has probably changed now that chris is like trying to embody his style idk

📖ofc i do im autistic but it comes in sections bc of just how much there is. so at first it was just really focused on chris and leon, then wesker and revelations, then homestuck and resi combined, and now im hyperfixated on 7 and 8 bc ethan is my wifey

💍multiple faves tbh, chrisker (chris/wesker), chreon (chris/leon), wintersberg (ethan/heisenberg), and mithan (mia/ethan (t4t couple of the century tbh (really only super into it when its boiled down to ethan being “i love my wife :)” or “i miss my wife :(“)))

🦠kind of, i definitely fucking LOVE the mold so much bc that shit really gets my brain terribly scared like omg, snd the t-abyss is very silly to me, i wish got more of it.

🌎i went down this rabbithole of self inserts (not ocs that are vaguely tied to me) when i was in 5th grade and not dojng that shit again, learned my lesson on how much shame that would bring future me

🎨occasionally, i do art of the characters some times but still have yet to post any writing about it

🪄either bringing ethan back to life or removing jake from existence bc i fuckign hate him

🔪if theres an option for stealth, i like snipers and silenced weapons but if i know i have to go guns blazing its 100% a shotty for me

😈wesker i love him so much he did so much wrong but he has childhood trauma and his ass is really tight i dont think it was on purpose/ref

🏆revelations for the 3ds!

✏️”ive sent my right hand to dispose of you.” “youre right hand comes off?” i cant believe they removed that its a fucking tragedy

⏰parker luciani, hes only appeared in one game and then a manga and thats it, i need to see more of british itallian ass, if i dont i’ll DIE

Send me an emoji!

(Resident Evil edition)

💕Who’s your favourite female character?

❤️Who’s your favourite male character?

👀When did you first get into resident evil?

🎮What’s favourite main game? (0-8 and Code Veronica)

🕹What’s your favourite side game? (Eg: Revelations, Operation Raccoon city)

💥In your opinion, which game is the worst?

👹Favourite B.O.W?

👑Who’s your favourite of the four lords?

😇A character you wish didn’t die?

🚨Do you have an opinion that is deemed unpopular?

📺Do you enjoy the CGI movies?

⭐️Favourite member of STARS?

💎Do you like to complete the game 100%/platinum it or are you more of a casual player?

🔮 What would you like to see happen in future games?

📖Do you like learning about the lore? Is there a specific part you like learning the most?

💍 Do you have a favourite ship?

🦠Do you have a preferred virus/parasite?

🌎If you were to wake up in the RE universe one day, what game would you like to be in and what role would you have?

🎨Are you a creator for the fandom or a supporter? If yes, what do you create?

🪄If you could change one thing in the games, what would it be?

🔪Is there a preferred type of weapon you like to use?

😈Who’s your favourite villain?

🏆What was your first game?

✏️Do you have a favourite line/quote?

⏰Are there any characters you wish had more screen time?

[astranne]

I just looked at your xiao brainrot list and cracked the hardest smile ever. I did not know i was the stone for so many things

But aaaaaaaanyways im in a brainrot mood 🙏 so! PG!Xiao making a comeback

I dont know much about Valorant, because mainly id cry if someone yelled at me but PG!Xiao would 100% get pissed if someone isn't carrying their weight in the match or trash talking on mic and STILL low on the board. Atp PG!Xiao and like two other people are carrying.

PG!Xiao in a CoD match? Id leave so fast. Immediately. I can see him being insanely good with close quarters. He probably always ranks at the leaderboard. Bro got a badge of damn honor for the amoubt of wins he has

Him in a fortnite match? He says "he doesnt take fortnite serious because of the kids and wanna go easy" till hes the last one alive and he's clenching his mouse and practically stopped breathing to focus on winning. I can, without a doubt see him always running solo natches no matter what. And he limits himself on what he buys because "its a stupid game ill delete it later" and "its a waste of money" then buys the newest pickaxe skin.

Pg!Xiao in minecraft. (The screech made me laugh) He would 100% have a hardcore world thats NEARLY on par with PhilZa's. He respects that man too much to actually showoff his building skills and calls it an insult to humanity when someone compares him to Phil. Forbid you say hes better than Phil hes immediately chewing them out.

PG!Xiao on DreamSMP? I haven't been caught up with that in like a good year honeslty, but ill use what i know. Xiao would 100% have underground tunnels connecting to important places and such. He probably knows everything that goes on, on and off streams. Bro's usually spotted in the background just watching with his stream off which makes it creepier (he claims to see how good they are at pvp and if they can even fight him). For the MCC Championship. God he treats it so casually. Hes calm and collected but each time hes first somewhere hes dying inside because he's mortified of the expectations.

Horror game? Oh my god, he collapses when Hu Tao mentions a game and tells him to stream it ("Xiao itll be funny if you scream like you that time-" "It was one time!") she drags Childe along (the fans loving named them the Ragdoll Trio because Childe practically looses his voice when he screams at a jumpscare, Hu Tao laughs so loud, and Xiao inching around every corner) and makes it worse.

PG!Xiao with his setup tho? Probably green and light blue hues? Ik. If Xiao was a faceless streamer his entire fanbase would LOVE his yaksha mask and he secretly adores it when younger fans makes him fanart. (Dont tell anyone but when they send him fanart he keeps it on a wal behind his camera/monitor so his fans wont see it and he can always feel motivated)

Also, the hater thing? Xiao's fans would absolutely without a single doubt turn from the sweetest most welcoming fans into the most rude and vile fandom on a drop of a hat. Even Xiao gets surprised when drama is brought up within the community or with another because his fans are so... a word doesnt describe how he feels when he sees them ripping apart someone for saying he cant beat a certain streamer (the tiktok comment ratio to likes is always reaching a thousand or more)

-🪶(if i spelt anything wrong my bad its 5am where i live🫶)

damn, fischl anon blessing us again-

as always, more under the cut <3

pg!xiao just hits different. just yeah-always happy he's making a comeback lmao xD

actually, i don't know much about valorant either, but i know xiao would carry his team. and yes, you are totally right- if someone is being an ass, you bet xiao will not hold back. not when his rank is at risk lmao

xiao in CoD is a monster (he's actually a monster in any game he touches but especially CoD). you bet he's actually first known for that, like the really geeky gamers just watch his CoD streams to watch him play and try and get some tips. but then they notice how he slays literally everywhere else and suddenly they are his fans <33

and i don't know much about CoD either, but you bet he's probably one of the best known players there. once you see his name pop up, you know you're fucked

xiao plays fortnite just to spite the kids <3. he will buy all skins to spite all the little brats there <3 he will be the last man standing just to spite everyone <3 and no one can convince him to stop. just- spiteful!xiao-

my days of watching minecraft streamers goes waaay back, so i don't know that many, but even i know the legend. so does xiao. and xiao looks up to this man, i can't even. all of his fans are also PhilZa fans, just because. if you stand xiao, you stan his idols too. many pray for a collab, or just the two of them playing together, but they still have to pray.

i must admit- i know just the barest scraps about DreamSMP. i don't really follow many youtubers, i don't have the time for that even tho i wish i would have. but yes- xiao is all knowing. they actually fear him, since he's so calm and just... so chill?? it doesn't help he's an absolute monster but yeah-

it's actually his fans and mods who snitch to him where everyone is. he has a team of spies (because yes he has) and they have mod roles, but are actually not mods. this helps him when he reads the full chat he always has to get his information. but sometimes it's still too fast and they just,,, spill everything in his discord server, probably whispering in vc where his enemies are. it's the best guarded secret in his fandom, you bet his fans will get feral when someone tries to spill.

RAGDOLL TRIO, RAGDOLL TRIO- yes. the one and only trio. everytime he streams with them, he always reaches super high numbers and those best of moments videos on youtube always gain millions of viewers. hu tao is super proud of that and always reposts them, while childe probably owns one of the most known fan accounts of the ragdoll trio. he just loves to edit himself <3

also, xiao is blessed with his fans. he feels so honored how they defend him but actually kind of fears them too lmao. he just prays he will never make them mad. (xiao darling, you could never-)

OKAY THAT'S IT- aaahh this was so fun?? thank you sm for sending your thoughts my dear anon <33 maybe one day i will write gamer!xiao fr. maybe when my askbox is no longer so full-

[mageofarcane]

i have a LOT of random gaming headcanons pls (theyre all rly random and cant be backed up AT ALL lmao)

ok so starting off!! i feel like tsukasa wouldve played animal crossing together with saki when they were little and he would grow to love the games a lot <3 he would have a wonderland themed island on acnh and play happy home paradise a lot too!! i feel like he would play story heavy games too, but def avoids horror

he would play any games that are either talked abt by his s/o or recommended to him personally <3 he also likes to play games like stardew, minecraft, animal crossing, etc. with other ppl (even though he constantly dies or gets bullied lmao) ALSO idk why (maybe the fantasy aspect in a lot of them??) but i think he would be love nintendo games!! he would enjoy playing kirby, pokemon, mario (esp party), splatoon, animal crossing, fire emblem, etc. but would 100% avoid smash bc he cant even beat a cpu :') tsukasa also def played nintendogs as a kid and knows the entirety of the kingdom hearts lore!!

as for rui, i think he would play a wide variety of games (like literally anything that peaks his interest)! i think he would play any game his s/o likes bc he rly likes to play with them! <3 he also likes story heavy games bc they sometimes give him inspiration (he also loved laughing at games with bad writing) <3 ruis probably banned from a few minecraft servers after testing bizzare redstone contraptions (that caused the server to suffer a lag spike oops </3) idk why but i also feel like rui would also have a shit ton of mods that makes the game overly complicated lmao

i gave up on organizing my thoughts for the rest of this so heres my v random list on what i think rui would or has played and likes im sorry in advance bc these feel horribly spontaneous skdhkd i think he would be weirdly good at mario kart and splatoon (loves beating tsukasa), likes the persona series, played among us and phasmophobia a few times when they were trending, likes (usually laughing at) horror and psychological thrillers, was an undertale kid, played and likes omori and deltarune, has trolled kids on roblox, downloaded those weird mobile games for laughs, and he likes most building/simulation games (esp if they have a more complex system like minecraft)

I got a little spooked when I was greeted by a wall of texted in my inbox lmao

Honestly tho, I love these headcanons a lot and some of them made me laugh, especially of how funny it is to imagine Rui terrorizing poor kids online.

I like the idea of Tsukasa having played a bunch of older games with Saki when they were younger. He'd have a blasted with happy home paradise I'm sure. Overall I think he enjoys more relaxed and often story driven games but he'd play just about anything if it were with someone else. Both he and Rui like to find inspiration from fantasy story games.

Rui, oh boy... is absolute troll on multiplayer games just for the fun of it but never in a mean-spirited way. I could see him having fun playing awful games and watching terrible movies/tv shows with his s/o just to they could make fun of it together. I like to think that Rui has played against Nene a lot in the past and she's really good at pretty much any game so it's made him pretty good. I'm sure anything would building or creating he'd love.

I imagine an among us lobby of a bunch of pjsekai characters and it being chaos with Rui being very good at being an imposter and throwing blame and is an excellent liar and so no one ever trusts him no matter what. Would also team up with an imposter while he was a crew mate just to screw everyone up lmao.

Please, give me any and all of your headcanons. I love hearing what ideas others have for these two.

[maschotch]

The Web + The Eye for Hotch, please! 🤗

the web: what would your character least like to be forced or tricked into doing? what would it take to get them to do it?

i think it’s hard to trick hotch into doing anything, whether he wants to do it or not. he’s too perceptive and too “no nonsense” for that. like morgan, he’s more likely to submit to constant pestering with a fond, but begrudging, eye roll. he’s more likely to affirm boundaries, if only to uphold some half-assed attempt to cover up the fact that their boss is a complete pushover. but thats conditional and mood-dependent, so it’s a toss up at best.

and hotch has a lot more bullshit that he has to say “no” to. he’s given up trying to tell whether the requests are genuine or just to annoy him—mostly because he’s afraid of the answer. no, you cant run gambling ring at the round table after hours. no, we aren’t doing “booty short friday,” please go change. no, you cant play paintball in the bullpen. no, we're not installing a speaker system or rave lights in the jet.

ok i brought up scratch in the last ask and tbh now thats all im thinking about lmao. ig this is technically a horror ask game, so lets get into ttrue emo shit: what is the thing he is most afraid of doing? hurting his family: jack and the team. think of how much guilt he has any time one of the team is injured. he’d go to any lengths to protect them. we already saw that the initial fear scratch explores is the team dying in front of him. the concept of actually hurting them? terrifies him to his core.

i love to imagine what scratch made hotch experience before the team arrived, and one of my favorites is a nightmare of hotch as his father abusing jack. i’ve said it before and ill say it again: i think hotch tries so so hard to be the opposite of what his father was. he never wants jack to look at him the way he looked at his own father. and hotch is so so gentle with jack, taking care not to raise his voice or speak in anger or move quickly in a way that could startle him. an unexpected but welcome bonus scratch wasn’t anticipating is that hotch has already had nightmares of this exact situation. the thought of hurting jack in any way… it cripples him.

i dont think anything would convince him to willingly do it. even if someone held a gun to jack’s head and said they’d pull the trigger unless hotch kills one of the team, he wouldnt ever make a move to hurt his family. it’s a line he absolutely will not cross. it’s something that’s physically ingrained in him at this point: when scratch tries to get him to shoot at his team under the influence of drug-induced delusions, hotch—even though we’ve seen that he’s susceptible to the drug—still doesnt do it. he’s incapable. and nothing is as heartbreaking as the fear in his voice when his trembling hands give the gun to rossi, begging “take it,” with the most distress and genuine horror we ever hear him speak with. its either because he’s still drugged and the command to shoot at the team remains, implying it really was an extreme mental feat to defy the order. or its because he’s so afraid at how close he got to actually doing it, showing how even the thought of hurting them was so debilitating it almost broke him.

the eye: what does your character not want anyone to know? how would they react to people finding out?

oh my god. his homelife. what else could there be? we get absolutely ZERO information about his childhood. and its not like the others are exactly keen on sharing the secret parts of their lives, but it comes out in one way or another. not so for hotch. he keeps that shit locked up tight.

everyone has their own take on hotch’s childhood but we can all agree he’s been abused in one way or another. because it’s something that hotch never says a word about, you know it has to be brutal. i want to keep the response relevant to the question, so i’m not gonna go into the specifics of what i think happened. but whatever it is, he wants to keep it far far away from the team. its an era of his life that he wants to leave firmly in the past—not something he ever wants to acknowledge.

it kills me that we never got an episode that drags them through hotch’s past, bc honestly i cant even imagine how hotch would react. there are just… so many options. is he away from the team, like morgan was? is he there as they piece it together, like with emily? is it something he actually has to tell them about bc theres no other way around it, like reid? whatever the sequence, the end result would be the same: he wouldnt fucking talk about it again. “embarrassed” or “upset” doesn’t quite cover it.. he would be ashamed. not that its anything they would shame him for, but its something he’s kept secret for so long that its unsettling for anyone else to know about it.

im just thinking about how he has no one in his life now who knows anything about his past. even the people he’s known for a long time, like haley or jess, don’t seem to know the extent of it. sean was too young to remember. everyone else on the team has someone from their childhood that they interact with at least occasionally (if we wanna get more specific, everyone else has parents they interact with at least occasionally). but hotch is worlds away from his past. i guess it just worked out that way, but its also probably at least somewhat intentional. and i think thats why its so distressing for anyone to find out. because not a single living person knows.

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MICKEY U R SPOILING ME SO BAD … every single one of these thoughts fed me / watered my crops / etc etc. my master plan has worked <333 i got a bunch of super cute super real hcs for free!!!

i read this while drinking my silly lil cup of coffee right after waking up like i was reading the morning newspaper LMAOO i was smiling the whole time!!! talking to u is so funnn but also we really are just enabling each others obsessions arent we mickey 😭😭 …. very real of us i think

BUT HELLO????? I CANT BELIEVE U STARTED WRITING IN SEPTMEBER WDYMMMM ….. HOW R U ALREADY SO CRAZY GOOD ….. thats such a cool coincidence though bc im pretty sure i started posting my writing sometime around september!! or maybe august … either way im telling u we’re linked!!!

im so glad ur doing well too mickeyyyy 🥺🥺 and having fun writing!! as u should hehe. also SAMEEE uve made the writing process soso fun for me too <333 still going crazy over knights and princes etc etc. that vampire!reader x dumb sweetie!gojo thing u posted is also just rotting in my brain atp

AND MICKEYYYY U R LITERALLY SO COOL TO ME WHAT……… U LOVE MOVIES? UR A CINEPHILE?. plEAASSEE teach me ur ways i want to be a movie guy SO fucking bad but i have no clue where to start 😭😭😭 i kinda just live under a rock i think. i dont know anything abt actors or directors… I WANT TO THOOOUGHH…..

its so reassuring to know u love fight club also. i feel like super duper popular movies can be hits or misses but i trust ur taste 100%!!!!!! just from what ive seen i feel like i’d like it so maybe ill watch it sometime soon!!! im a chronic procrastinator when it comes to stuff like this tho 😭😭 i feel like thats part of the problem ……

aaaa but!! one thing i can say is that i DID absolutely love glass onion!!! knives out is still my fave of the two but both were so so good …….. i looked up the director of the holmes movies but i dont think ive watched any of his other works T_T

i honestly couldnt tell u what my taste in movies is either ….??? i love musicals a ton and i like . detective movies…. mystery movies…. i also love the ghibli movies but im trying to think of non-animated movies rn…. i WANT to say i can get behind pretty much anything but im so sensitive to horror and scifi and some psycholgical tropes WHICH LIKE…. definitely eliminates a lot of good movies 😭😭 i have no idea where to find movies to watch either <///3

(BUT ON THAT NOTE : I WOULD LOOOOVE TO SEE UR LETTERBOXD PLSPLSPLS I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES………. i trust ur taste like i trust nothing else mickey pls show me the way 🙇‍♂️)

aaaa but anyways!!!! EVERYTHING U SAID ABT SASHISU IS SO REAL SO TRUE ……. giggled to myself reading it u just Get them. our silly little guys <33

PLEASEEE THE ARI/MICKEY/SASHISU MOVIE NIGHTS WOULD GO CRAZY WOULDNT THEY………. sugu giving everyone a death stare, gojo talking while the movie’s playing, mickey doing the same thing but only to share insightful commentary (gojo is talking just to talk LMAO)…..  and then me + shoko just sitting there in silence bc shes fully enjoying the chaos and im still trying to figure out whats going on in the movie PSBDBDBDB……. ”wait im lost whos that guy again?” cue 10 minute mickey/sugu exposition <3

BUT;;;;; SUGU HOLDING UR HAND DURING THE MOVIE…. RESTING HIS HAND ON UR THIGH …….. (explodes) mickey r u trying to kill me HES SOOOOOO…….. huffing a bit when he keeps missing ur popcorn-hungry hands…… gripping ur thigh loosely just bc he wants to feel u. watching ur reaction to the movie out of the corner of his eye…. i would give him the world

UR FEEDING ME W THE SHOKO CRUMBS TOO watching crime stuff w her would be sososo fun!! 🥺🥺 she would know Way too much abt it LOL…. and HELP u watching that as a kid 😭😭 thats so funny ur poor mom U WERE SO REAL FOR IT THO dont let the haters get u down <33

and abt the office!! i think shoko would find michael funny tbh. maybe has a bit of a soft spot bc hes gojocoded LOL but bc of that she has to act like she doesnt like him. more than anything tho i think she’d like pam !! :) shoko is just so gay to me im sorry i just KNOW she sees a pretty woman on screen and grows immediately attached <333

IM SO GLAD U SEE THE GOJO/MUSICAL VISION…… mickey if u want to watch a super good musical i recommend ”the guy who didnt like musicals” its very meta and very funny and the songs are sososo good the whole thing is on yt ull like it i promise 🙏🙏 def the one musical i’d recommend for ppl who arent super into the genre!!

ah but. u rly are trying to kill me arent u….. GOJO TRYING TO MAKE U LAUGH N SMILE BY SINGING HHGGGGHHG.. SOB……. hes the sweetest cutest ever ever ever how could u do this to me…….. 😭😭😭😭 its embarrassing how whipped i am hes so. hes just so. just wants to see u smileeeee god please save me from the grip this fictional man has on my psyche

AND OFC UR SO RIGHT ABT HIM TOO when it comes to reality tv he is always on the side of Women <333 our feminist king. "what a dick i would never i would never baby" BAHDHSHD U GET HIM SO WELL I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE…

and and!! WATCHING SPORTS W HIMMMM gosh that would be so fun ur right. he would get so heated so quickly PSBDJD i feel like he would get instantly infected by ur enthusiasm 😭😭😭 hes a cutie a sweetie etc etc. cheers for ur favorites and gets mad on ur behalf if they lose <333 then he switches up LOL ”i wouldnt have failed you like that” who does he thinks he is (affectionate)….

AND AND AND… UR FAVE MOVIES…… GRRRRRR I JUST KNOW U HAVE THE BEST TASTE MICKEY IM SO JEALOUS 💔💔💔 ive been meaning to watch everything everywhere all at once but im a lil scared of scifi-ish plots 😭😭 IM SUCH A SCAREDY CAT U DONT GET IT ……… BUT i have watched into the spiderverse <333 and obv i loved it !!

OHHH AND U LIKE ACTION MOVIES!! i lovelovelove action but i dont have much experience watching action movies that arent animated (so if u 👀👀 have any recs 👀👀👀…. i am begging for crumbs)

MICKEY I TREASURE OUR LONG RB CONVOS SM U DONT GET IT 🙏🙏🙏 they bring me sm joyyy i was gonna reply to the poetry thread right after this but since ur here anyways i figured ill just continue it on this thread so u dont have to jump back n forth <;33 this really does feel like we’re two soldiers drafting each other letters during a long war PDJDKBFBF

ok but 9-5 aside THAT GENUINELY SOUNDS SO FUN TO ME……… i think i would love to just do monotonous tasks like that <33 n a book warehouse!! thats so nice!!!!!! i hope u survive the work hours and find smth that fits u better though. im cheering u on!!!! <3

i hope u end up liking the book u buy too!!! so far siken’s only collections are crush and war of the foxes but again; both r super good!! plsplspls tell me if u find any poems at all that u like i’d love to read them!! im currently hunting down this One poem in my image folder bc it reminded me a bit of the one u sent me and i think ud really like it!! :3

AND OFC i agree w everything u said abt de and harry <333 I WAS THE SORRY COP TOO PSJFKDK but on my second run i tried apocalypse cop bc i think its so unbelievably funny. harry will literally say shit like ”the great bloodletting will befall us all” and kim is just like ”ok.” PDNDKD I LOVE THEM I DOOO….

CUNO AND CUNOESSE TOO ohhh mickey…. empathy was my main skill when i first played and i was SO invested in cuno i love him sm :( i feel so bad for him. hes also just the funniest character in the game i think pdbfkdkd HARRY EXCLUDED…

and on that note the quotes u picked out PLSSSS mickey theyre so good…… ”major narc. (point to yourself)” I LOVVEEEE HIMMM SOOO…… ”i would like to sleep on gold. hustler-style.” <- found this one in my de folder too hes so silly <33 AND THE ENTIRE BLOATED CORPSE CONVO FUCKING EATS god i love it sm. its so good. that quote goes so hard im keeling over (“i remember nothing.” as a response too……… whewwwww)

^ MICKEY????????? U CANT SAY THIS AND EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE IM GOING INSANE IM BITING AT MY SCREEN IM GOING RABID i know ive said it at least thrice but like. words cant express how fucking hyped i am for the next parts. im so in love w ur knight its unfair u truly dont understand how insane they make me :(( ohhh the burden of being a knight of being a weapon of being disposable…. i am THINKING

aaaa and ur fave games!!!!!!! GREAT taste i havent played any of them myself (yet!!) but my friends love them and ive heard nothing but good things!!! been meaning to play the last of us…. one of these days ill get to it for sure (<- chronic procrastinator)

i forgot to mention it last time but another rec i have (that i think ud really like!!) is slay the princess… BIG disco elysium vibes. i dont wanna say too much bc its best to experience blind but!! the art and designs are super good, its funny and interesting and has a lot of cool horror, AND : it has BIG ihtctaot vibes. at least to me!! either way its super duper good, i promise <33

AND AND ANDDDD LASTLY… i would LOVE to get some soundtrack recs R U KIDDING……. i absolutely loveeee listening to different instrumentals but i only rly do it for video games or anime (THE JJK S2 SOUNDTRACK…. whewwwww) so i’d love some movie soundtracks recs!!!! 🥺

u r teaching me so much genuinely!!!! i love how we’re just talking abt different art we love <333333 sending a big kiss directly to ur forehead

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ari<33 how was your day? how is it going? tell me tell me!! MY QUESTION IS what movies would be your movies with gojo n geto n shoko?? like something you're both always down to watch

i just thought about this bc i put jackass on for background noise (a totally normal thing to do i know) and i realized that jackass would absolutely be something me n gojo would bond over lmao i think he'd find it so funny and he'd react to everything sooo dramatically like he's crawling backwards over the couch he's gagging he's crying he's laughing and he will most definitely wanna fucking try some of the stunts............................ he's stupid and i love him

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MICKEY !!!!!!!! hihihi!!!!!!!!! so happy to see u here hehe. my day was good!!! 🌻🌻🌻 im trying to take advantage of my uni break to read and write a bunch!!! which is super fun :D i wanna check out more of ur stuff sometime soon too !!!!

what abt u mickey?? did u do anything fun??? i hope ur day was (or is!!) super duper lovely <33

AAAA AND. thats the cutest question ever im losing it im biting at the walls tysm for indulging my sashisu obsession….. this got long u have been warned ‼️

FIRST OF ALL i just wanna say i havent watched jackass so i cant comment as much as i want to 😔😔😔 bUT i trust u and agree w everything u say yep yep !!!! AND i 100% agree that gojo would do movie stunts w u THATS SO CUTE 😭😭 he would do the most complicated dangerous stunt just to impress u <333 and then break his ankle. and force u to nurse him back to health it was on purpose :/

ahhh but!!!! honestly mickey i dont watch as many movies as id like to……. (PLS GIVE ME RECS 🙏🙏🙏) i have some faves and genres that i love tho!! so here r just some general thoughts :3

gojo is canonically down to watch basically anything so i feel like we would hunt down the most awful/low quality/unintentionally hilarious movies we can n just lose it laughing. ALSO…. im not super into reality tv but i think gojo would LOVE that shit. obsessed w it. i would watch his silly little reality tv shows just to make him happy <333 i feel like he would have genuine beef w people on the show too PHDKDJD LIKE DAMN IS IT REALLY THAT SERIOUS… but it is. he’s out for blood.

….. also this is me being self indulgent lets be clear but: some part of me thinks gojo would love musicals <33 its the would-be theatre kid in him. i love and cherish the legally blonde musical and i know he would too. he sings along obnoxiously loud which would be super funny if he was tone deaf but sadly he has a beautiful voice LMAOO

NOW as for shoko …… she loves horror movies. loves them loves them. i think she’d actually prefer really bad horror movies though. bc she thinks the over-the-top effects are so funny… either way im suffering bc im a scaredy cat LOL. but i feel like she’d like that too <33 (i would cry and she would comfort me by explaining how splattered brains ACTUALLY look and that would make me cry more)

AH ALSO … i have literally no idea where this came from and its not a movie but!! i think shoko would be unreasonably obsessed w the office. its her hyperfixation. we would binge it together all the time <33 my favorite is michael but she would compare him to gojo (objectively correct comparison) and i would no longer be able to see him the same way

and then for sugu…….. he’s so pretentious mickey. i just know he is. ONLY watches good movies. if u ask nicely he’ll watch a bad movie w u but will silently judge it + ur taste the whole time i hate him. (i dont.) idk i just feel like he has way too much to say abt fight club and the godfather PSBDJBF TELL ME U SEE THE VISION…. will lowkey mainsplain them to u but its sugu so i think its fine <33

but jokes aside i think sugu just has Good taste. beyond the mainstream toxic man movies (and even w those i think he has genuinely good and interesting takes he’s simply Perfect)… i feel like he has a wide selection of lesser known movies that are actually really really good and he shares them w u <3 and gatekeeps them from everyone else im thinking like old monochrome french movies w really interesting plots …. indie gems …. etc etc.

but as i said im not knowledgeable abt movies at ALL so i think id just have to trust his taste n watch them w him 😭😭 i cant decide if he’s the type to pause the movie every two minutes to explain something or give u side eye if u talk while its playing PDBDJDJ EITHER WAY… i love him.

OH BUT BUT BUT …. i think sugu would love mystery movies a lot!!! and they r my favorites ever ever ever. i love knives out & the 2009 sherlock holmes movies so i would force him to watch them w me. thankfully theyre super good so we’d both be happy :) yeah.

if u pay attention while reading u can tell the exact moment i started getting carried away i think PDBDJD THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION MICKEY ….. so fun to think abt. if u have any more thoughts on what u and gojo would watch PLS tell me i am itching to know 🙏🙏🙏🙏