#i cant even make this up
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actually no what makes me laugh abt the entire scene was that im watching it in my hotel room with my mom and i was laying on the corner of my bed (number one mistake😭😭😭) and literally she said "theyre standing really close" and we started laughing at her little "joke" AND THEN THEY KISSED? THEY OWE ME SHIT cuz i gasped SO HARD i fell off and choked on my gasp dude. literally what is this show doing to me.
and that my mom judt watched me fall too with a "😶" face bruhhh
#911#911 abc#911 fox#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#evan and tommy#my ass hurts bro#i cant even make this up
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BROO IM SCREAMING
i was with my friend and he started poking my stomach and i like immediately staring laughing and pushing his hands away n stuff
AND THIS MF WAS TRYING TO HOLD MY HANDS BEHIND MY BACK SO HE COULD TKL ME
but i was too giddy and jumpy for it to actually happen..
#i cant even make this up#like WHAAT#i was blushing and laughing and shit bro#FUELING MY LEE MOOD AND FOR WHAT
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#i cant even make this up#sidenote: no i dont have bpd i just have dyed hair and piercings#dating app#dating apps#bpd#????? apparently#borderline personality disorder#alternative#alt girl#memes#funny#emo
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so i think ea has banned the racial slur c**n on the gallery which is great but.... i was wanting to upload a coonhound.... a breed they have in their own game..... and it gave me this message........ ea......... come on lol
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A little story but its long 😆 listen i get hyperfixated on weird and not so weird things and have a wide array of odd little bits of information. History, history, history, history, history, history, history, pop culture, history, history, history, history, history, history, i suspect you get my meaning 😂
At work there are rows of shelves and you can hear conversation in another aisle kind of muffled but still clear enough if someone is talking and not whispering.
I minding my own business organizing overheard the most ridiculous thing come out of a young persons mouth.
They didn't believe in dinosaurs, because it was too convenient. They were under the impression dinosaurs were found in the 1800s in America first and only in specific countries afterwards.
This blew my mind because I love dinosaurs and know the fossils were found sooner such as in the case of Robert Plot in 1677 (he thought it was a giant human) we didn't get the word dinosaur until 1842, Sir Richard Owen named the family of fossils "Dinosauria," meaning "terrible lizard."
The first American fossils to be found were in 1854 by Ferdinand Vandiveer Hayde.
So okay they were close about the first American discovery, but it wasn't the first found and for the whole its too convenient and only in certain places?
Well Dinosaur fossils have been found on every continent, including Antarctica but most of the dinosaur fossils have been found high in the deserts and badlands of North America, China and Argentina.
Desert environments keep fossils from being covered by plant matter, and without trees and soil, sand and rock are all that stand between an archaeologist and a 100 million year old pile of mineralized dinosaur. A good dinosaur fossil site requires an area of sedimentary rocks.
So... yeah. The other person he was speaking to asked him what he thought the bones were. Giant humans apparently 🤦 What is going on with people these days??
#work stories#i cant even make this up#it boggles the mind#silly rant#just really love dinosaurs#🦕#and know a bit of history and yes i fact checked myself 🙂
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Imagine joining a fandom because you are a pansexual Greek mythology nerd and stuff, and it turns out real nice and the game is awesome and the other fans are fantastic and then after two weeks or so a trailer drops for a second game. That's my fandom expirience with Hades. XD
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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣
#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes#what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL#didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona” IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA???????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY#ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT#anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one#there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you#anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again#imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#akechi goro#lotus draws
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officer now is not the time to obsess about your sexuality
#disco Elysium#Harry du bois#Kim kitsuragi#de#harrykim#kimharry#can i Even tag this as ship lmao#fanart#meme#this is really cursed and I’m sorry#I saw the sticker where Harry is making half a heart and Kim is doing a thumbs up instead of completing it#and I was seized with inspiration#and woke up an hour later with a full painting#I CANT paint and I’m so mad that I somehow unlocked the ability for a shitpost#rynArts
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You have 90 minutes to complete. (original poem: r.a.)
In participation of the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2024 hosted by @mcytrecursive!
Inspired by know that all my love will be your breath (i will save you when your lights go out)
[text under cut]
1. Have you ever been in love? (Please circle your answer.) a. It's me and him b. Our hearts beat in sync c. Our lives intertwined
2. Do you understand what you’ve done? (Please circle your answer.) a. I couldn't do anything b. I lost my balance c. I doomed us both
3. It's been god knows how long since you felt phantom hands on your neck and there is no one in sight. If you were soul-bound to him and both of you died at the same time then why are you still waiting in the void? Please answer clearly, in full sentences. (Not a correct answer:I just wanted to see him one more time).
4. Define two (2): Fate | The feeling of his forehead against yours Curse | The moment you realise he isn't linked to you anymore
5. True or False: i. It was your fault. ii. You wish you had met him under different circumstances. iii. You can’t regret a single moment that you had him. iv. You would do it all over again if you could. v. It ended long before either of you said anything.
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#team ranchers#team rancher#rancher duo#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#trafficshipping#mcyt recursive exchange#events#fic fanart#my art#“canary has butterfly-shaped wings it cant do a dramatic spread like that” watch me. (draws dramatic wings) (sorry)#“you have 90 minutes” have been rattling in my brain for so long ever since i suddenly remembering a web weave using it (yes the beeduo one#very glad i can release it (using it in art) from its confines (my mind)#hm i suppose the title would be more in theme if its abt limited life ranchers#← havnt watched limlife yet#but! happy with what i come up with. lil bit proud even#had so much trouble with the panelling and layers in p2 cause it looks too busy (explodes)#also punching the floor bc i only noticed the “yes-no” pair(?) in the original poem when im already half-done w/ the comic#me when making silly comic makes you do poem analysis#i dont even go there ← does not have enough poetic braincells
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shujin trio,,my babies..,.,
#shujin trio AND MORGANA!!!! AND MORGANA#i dont get the morgana hate hes just a guy. all he did was be whimsical and enforce a good sleep schedule and the masses hated him#u are number 1 in my heart mona#i love the rest of the cast too but something about the original team of 4 is so dear to me 🥹🥹#update on my playthrough i beat shido up and were in mementos depths right now !!! i cant wait to fight yaldabaoth#WE R NEARING THIRD SEMESTER..... akechi navi lines are within arms reach#more at 5 . im going to make it there by tomorrow even if i fall behind on my summer math course#ann takamaki#takamaki ann#kurusu akira#akira kurusu#amamiya ren#ren amamiya#joker#morgana#ryuji sakamoto#sakamoto ryuji#persona 5#p5#p5r#persona 5 royal#shujin trio#my art
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Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine
#genshin impact#arlecchino#peruere#clervie#ouhhhhhhhh im never gonna be able to emotionally recover from watching that animated short#ever since it came out a couple days ago just thinking of these two makes me feel like my heart is physically being ripped in half#i cant stop thinking about how Clervie was the only person in Arlecchino's life that she truly loved#like dont get me wrong Arlecchino loves her children in her own detached-fucked up way as much as any person with her amount of trauma can#but Clervie meant so much to her that even just her presence alone kept Arle's curse at bay#and it seems that no one other than Clervie herself has ever been able to break this unemotional/detached wall that Arle has put up#and maybe no one else ever will#DONT GET ME WRONG I still fw arle x other female harbingers like that shit is still peak#but oh my god the idea that arle never moved on after clervie's death and will never love anyone the way she loved her makes me want to SOB
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That omake of little Kabru not being able to show off his howetown sweets because of Misril gets to me a lot so...
Here's a happier Kabru (and Lairu)
#kabru#lairu#labru#laios#dungeon meshi#my art#my fanart#fanart#idk why i resort to fluffy fanart even tho i keep thinking and seeing gag/hornt lairu stuff#kabru is just so.. fascinating and actually endlessly tragic#i kinda like that ryoko kui doesnt try to over-explain or dramatize her characters that have tragic backstories. it makes her world that-#-much more believable and realistic. that being said i will devour more kabru stories from her#i kinda cant stop thinking abt kabru (and to an extent lairu)#ik in Lairu/Labru fanart Kabru is usually depicted as humorously in denial guy#but i see it everywhere and it made me think more of their more understanding phase in the epilogue#maybe laios is ooc here but i think he will also warm up to human connection now that he actually has people he cares abt around him#(and maybe because kabru is teaching him tips and trick to be a Normal Guy lmao)#im also not very good at humor so theres only so much i can do with gag lairu 😂
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new anatomy
#I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM#OBSESSEEDDD#sorry i want the body horror so bad i have to make it happennnn#this is barely#body horror#but i guesssss#but im thinking about how even if the wings are just a one time thing his back could be so fucked up from all that#my guy AT LEAST got a bunch of new muscles and tendons in there and bone connecting in a weird way hhehhehehehe#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic x shadow generations#sxsg#sonic x shadow generations spoilers#sth#sonic the hedgehog#the wings are kind of a pain in the ass to draw tho dffggfdg#i've seen people draw them better i need to make a reference collection from other people's art
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these two are so interesting to me
characters belong to @canisalbus
#clenches fists. im so sosososo normal about them. i think about them a normal amount (lying)#actually the 2nd image is based on some sort of anime couple pose template(?????) that i saw a while back and wanted to draw them in it#but i swear to god i CANNOT FUCKING FIND IT. i was literally knee deep in yuri and yaoi fanart for hours trying to find that god damn photo#but i dont even know who the characters were and pinterest just shows me bakugou and deku making out sloppy style whenever i try#so i gave up an tried drawing it from memory and cried the whole time. i hate anatomy.. but they look so happy so its fine#god whenever i see Lore or sweet little tidbits for these two i want to tear into something with my teeth and throw something /pos#i genuinely want to study these gay little renaissance dogs under a microscope#what fucks me up is the fact that we all know it ends horribly but u cant help loving them anyway.. they are so. incoherent hand gestures#my art#myart#others ocs#vasco#machete#vaschete#furry art#fur#anthro
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Thanks.
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#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#fop dev#fop dale#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#art#digital art#comic#The 'Thanks' after all of that makes me so insane Im not even sure I can fully articulate why#I mean. He got what he wanted. Honesty. Thats what you wanted right Dev?#what else do you say to that#He's spent his whole life being sure he knew the answer. That deep DEEP down dale did love him#Have you ever seen that post thats like“I was bawling my eyes out and somebody told me to shut up and I was so taken aback I stopped crying#I think he was so stunned that he just stopped crying.#or like when you get so upset that your feelings turn themselves off to protect you#is that a normal thing that happens to people Erm. anyway#Sorry lol as someone born to parents who.. should not have had me. Writing dale basically admitting as much is actually really cathartic#He shouldnt have had Dev. He doesnt love him. He cant. Dev cant do anything to change it. Its just a fact.#Hes not 1:1 with my parents they tried their best ig but like. their best was still pretty awful child neglect LOL
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i've been moshang-ing lately, like exclusively
#i think ive kinda found a hairstyle for sqh that i like..... hmm. lets just not think abt how itd be when it isnt tied up hm#im trying to get back to posting art even if its just sketch pages n whatever 😭#shout out to the brush ive been using obsessively ily#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mobei jun#shang qinghua#moshang#they make me so crazy???? i cant even#i like sqh a lot n i like mbj a lot n i like moshang a lot#my art#the mbj chibi biting sqhs head? kinda giving orca ngl. hes a bit of a fishy friend to me. or a horse#no in between. hes either some aquatic beast or a horse
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