#i cant believe it took me this long to watch this damn show

[shinsorokiri]

in my luffy brain rot era

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Finished Hannibal. Going insane now

[gwiyeounsonyeon]

Binder Troubles

Pairing: Roronoa Zoro x Male Reader (Can be read as Platonic) Summary: trans stuff for the gay month Words: 391 Warnings: use of the word tits one (1) time, Fluff, Body Positivity Notes: cant believe how long it took me to get into this show, the first season is cute as hell.

“Hell’re you doing?” Zoro chuffs, crossing his arms as he stares down at your writhing figure. “Tch- nothing, leave me alone.” You try again to reach your arm behind you, under your shirt, to smooth out the folded bit in your binder, the shit had been bugging you all damn day and no matter how hard you tried, nothing you did would get it to stop folding in the back. Zoro nudges you roughly with the toe of his shoe, moving you over so he can plop down behind you. You pull your hand from your shirt and sit up, letting Zoro take care of the garment for you. He lifts your shirt, his rough fingers poking under the binder to hook in the folded edge and pull it back straight. 

He sighs and runs his thumb along the marked, agitated skin where the band was. “You need a new one.” – “Hn? What do you mean?” He scoffs and pinches the band, letting it snap back onto your skin, “It's getting too small, you need a bigger one.” You frown, your brain, unhelpfully, telling you that your tits must’ve gotten bigger but Zoro interrupts that thought by smoothing his hands along the span of your shoulders. “There's so much muscle on you now…” He remarks, his voice soft and affectionate, a tone reserved solely for you. Zoro admired you, it wasn't hard to see it. The way he watched you train, every time he told you how to do something, the way his eyes lingered on the growing muscles in your arms or your thighs. 

He was proud seeing you work so hard to achieve something that seemed impossible to the both of you. You’d come so far from the tiny thing you were not that long ago, you were so deserving of the title you wanted. He couldn't see you as anything less than a man, you'd worked day in and day out, suffered through the unimaginable, and came out as more of a man than any biological one. “Really? I hadn’t noticed.” You attempt playing off the immense joy you felt realizing that you did in fact have way more muscle than you started out with. “Tch- dont get an ego, you’re still a runt t’me.” Zoro scoffs and ruffles your hair, using your head to help him stand.

[clownhonkbonk]

talk about all of good omens s2!!! spoilers !!!

also, amazing job to everyone who worked on it !!!

you are going to be responsible for many therapy bills.

so uhm

that

that fucking ending

holy

i genuinely have no words

thats a lie i have so many words idk how to sort them out

like. okay, most of this is just me relaying what happened back to me cause frankly cant believe it.

( there's more talk than just the ending i promise -)

such, internalized ''homophobia'' ( i add quotation marks because they are not actually gay cause they're lil non binary guys but it is reflecting that ) and religious trauma .. that hurt so much when aziraphale just didn't know what to do, he put his hands on crowley briefly and then took them away, you could just tell what was happening and that hurt so much.

you could see how much crowley got affected by this

and then he expected aziraphale to see his side. to understand and then aziraphale would appologise, and they'd make up, and get an alcoholic breakfast at the ritz, just like they always did . but then he saw them walking out together. showing aziraphale choosing the " possiblity" of making something better of heaven, maybe stopping the destruction of earth completely. but crowley knows that it wont happen like that. crowley understands what heaven and hell are really like, but aziraphale is just so afraid of the thought.

crowley turned down hell for aziraphale and immediately thought aziraphale would do the same for him. they'd always been there for each other why could it have to stop then.

may you be forgiven is what aziraphale says when he does something that aziraphale thinks god would disagree on. or that heaven might disapprove. ( not of course including communicating with the enemy ) but then , a demon kissed him and he didn't pull away, he didnt try to stop it he froze. Let's make this clear, aziraphale very clearly loves crowley dearly, he is in love with crowley, but he still believes in heaven, and is stuck in his ideals of things of heaven is " the good guys " and hell is " the bad guys "

Crowley knows far better, he's known since he first got thrown out of heaven just for asking questions and throwing in some suggestions. he knows that neither one of heaven and hell are the good or bad guys. He sees the world in " a very dark shade of grey " while honestly being the nicest out of the angels and demons combined. ( tied with aziraphale i suppose:3 ) he knows that he loves aziraphale. he has for a very long time now. he knows aziraphale loves him back, at least he thought he did.

aziraphale touching his lips after in shame and doubt and confusion he doesn't know what to do. then he throws on a smile and , he goes back to heaven.

the fact that aziraphale said that he had nothing he needed to go to heaven with hurt. everything in that scene hurt but geez, he only wanted crowley, he only needs crowley, but he really fxcked that up huh. love you more than the stars aziraphale but GOSH DAMn you help one gay couple get together and then cant get with your demon boyfriend ??? ( once again they arent gay, i know - )

i bet crowley regrets letting him go on that walk, huh.

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episode one talkies :D

also genuinely in love with the fact that crowley made the stars, with the tire iron thingy that he then uses to prepare himself to fight satan 6000 years later.

like what a guy.

also i love his hair he's a goof ball, honestly reminds me of david playing Phineas fog in around the world in 80 days, cause he's so excited by the new world and what it can do and what's out there to explore!! That's why hes so upset about the world ending at the start of it, he doesn't think the stars should go unappreciated, he doesn't think all the wonders of the sky should just be for staring at, he wants to watch it all happen.

and that also explains why crowley never asked aziraphale's name, because he already knew it :)

also aziraphale absolutely adoring crowley before there was anything means the world to me.

genuinely started crying when crowley protected aziraphale with his wing though.

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zombie nxzi flesh eaters mini-sode talk:D

ok probably my favourite part of the season other than the ball.

the blitz had always been my favourite, and j really adored crowleys outfit, so gorgeous.

i loved that aziraphale trusted crowley completely in that moment

also was proud of myself immediately knowing that he switched the photo. ( i am small and was very satisfied )

also he 100% keeps that photo with him at all times. it's probably in his pocket.

i was honestly surprised that no sort of physical romantic thing happened that led to " you go to fast for me "

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more of the last episode!!

i loved that maggie and nina didnt actually get together, it felt so much healthier for them to wait till they were ready. :)

also OFC LOVED GABRIEL AND BEELZEBUB!!! HONESTLY CANT BELIEVE THE FANDOM SAW THEM INTERACT ONCE AND SAID " THEYRE INLOVE " AND GOT IT SPOT ON!!

[akiitos]

Hellohello i am bak again, the anon who requested the cat request (koko and the reader sleeping tgt and the pjsekai boys walk in on the two) btw uh ty for doing my request i rlly like it! (Especially the rui one NC OH MY GOD)

Anywaus!

How would the pjsekai boys (separately) react to like koko biting the readers hand and then just licking their hand after (or the other way around, koko biting readers s/o and then licking their hand) bc she deadass just did that to me💀

Also, if possible, could I be either 🐱 anon or "koko anon" (if you do word anon thingies!)

Ok, thats all now! Byebye! <3

a/n: hii! and AW IM GLAD U DID:) sorry for how long this took lmaoo i have had no motivation.. and yes u can be koko anon! please enjoy, koko anon!

pjsk males x gn!reader

@ akito shinonome

- you have some balls as a cat if you wanna bite akitos hand... ngl

- he literally almost yelps but catches himself. be prepared to hear him yell your name and scream for you to get him a bandaid

- "THAT DAMN CAT BIT ME! CANT YOU BELIEVE-" and then the cat licks his hand. he's confused

- he doesn't know if the cat even likes him or hates him atp. mixed signals..

- almost started crying

@ toya aoyagi

- he loves your cat, he really does! but getting bit by a cat really isn't fun at all..

- you and toya were hanging out in your room as he was reading a book when suddenly the cat bites his hand.

- HE LITERALLY STIFFENS UP AND GRUNTS

- he tries to shake the cat off- until the cat starts licking his hand. he just sighs and watches as the cat licks the bite

- doesn't tell you about it unless you ask why theres a bite mark on his hand

@ rui kamishiro

- you were at ruis house and decided to bring your cat over as he worked on some props for upcoming shows

- you can hear the nuts and bolts clinking when suddenly they stop and you hear ruis screwdriver fall down

- THEN YOU SEE YOUR CAT BITING HIS HAND. (u probably saw his eyes water /hj)

- as you're about to pull koko away you see koko licking his hand. "what the.. does this cat like me or dislike me?"

- he then scavengers around for a bandaid.

@ tsukasa tenma

- okay so. tsukasa was petting koko right.. when suddenly koko literally bit his hand

- this dude deadass screamed and started bawling. "[NAME]! [NAME]! YOU-YOUR CAT!!!!"

- when koko starts licking his hand he feels like he will literally cry even more.

- as he puts on his bandaid he still pets koko as if nothing had happened??? what.

- probably got bit twice LMAOOO

[whchenlvr]

THANK YOU SM FOR FUELING MY OBSESSION WITH WEAK HEROES, ITS SO DAMN HARD FINDING CONTENT FOR THEM SO IM REALLY HAPPY I DISCOVERED YOU 🥰 YOUR WRITING JUST HITS A REALLY SPOT IN MY BRAIN THAT I CANT REALLY EXPLAIN LMAOOO

SO IS IT OKAY IF I REQUEST SORT OF LIKE A FIGHT/MAKE UP SCENARIO WITH EUNJANG OR THE UNION? 🫣🫶

AAAAAA YES OF COURSE ML AND THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭🫶

making up after a fight ;

weak hero union x gn!reader

gray yeon

➤ you were upset about something at your part-time job, and when you tried to confide in your boyfriend, he “logically” sided with your co-worker. then he didn’t understand why you were upset with him

➤ “are... are you mad at me?” he’d ask, clueless, to which you huff and cross your arms. “yes.” “oh... so are we fighting?” “yes.” “oh. okay, then?”

➤ to make it up to you, even if gray doesn’t know what he did wrong, your boyfriend would buy takeout from your favorite restaurant to surprise you

➤ “look, i’m sorry. i’m honestly not one hundred percent sure what i did, and if that makes you even more upset, then i’m extra sorry. will you talk to me now?”

➤ you’ve always had a soft spot for gray’s subtle affection, so when he openly apologizes, you give in and explain the situation, even apologizing to him for being upset. your fight ends with binge-watching your favorite show together

ben park

➤ “fuck you.” “fuck you!” was the last ‘conversation’ you and ben had after a heated argument. you knew it’d been about something school related, but you couldn’t remember what exactly

➤ ben was angry with you at first, but when he finds you sitting by yourself after school, he’s more curious than anything else

➤ when he approaches, he hears you sniffling and watches as you wipe your face with the sleeves of your (his) hoodie. ben’s instantly at your side, rubbing your shoulder and asking what’s wrong

➤ “i just feel so bad. i didn’t mean it, i swear!” “please stop crying, i’m going soft!”

➤ the playfulness in his voice makes you laugh a little, wiping the remainder of your tears away. “i’m sorry, by the way. for, you know, swearing at you.” ben would chuckle at the shyness of your words. “yeah, yeah, me too. cutie.”

alex go

➤ he’s bitter. just bitter about the whole fight and how quickly it escalated

➤ you’re feeling bad yourself, guilty of raising your voice when you could have kept your temper

➤ still, you and alex put your differences aside and agree to meet on the rooftop of your workplace the next day, a nice getaway spot for the two of you

➤ “so,” “so… you wanna start?” “alright.” clears his throat into his fist and everything. “uh, yeah. that was… weird.”

➤ it took a while, but eventually, the conversation does flow. “look, i shouldn’t have yelled at you. i’m sorry, alex.” you apologize, and he can’t hide his smile. “wow. y/n l/n? apologizing? i must be some sort of god—“ “yeah, don’t push it.”

gerard jin

➤ honestly, i see gerard feeling super guilty whether or not he initiated the fight

➤ “y/n… can we talk?” even if you’re still mad, who are you to turn him down?

➤ you’ll sit next to him, and when you feel the weight of the situation on you, you rest your head on gerard’s shoulder and sigh. “i’m sorry.”

➤ “what are you sorry about? don’t… don’t stress, it’s all good, alright?” he hates fighting and knows you really dislike it as well

➤ you’d nuzzle your head against his shoulder and smile. “okay. don’t stress, either.”

teddy jin

➤ you’re both pretty petty about this since neither of you thinks you were in the wrong

➤ still, you sit beside each other on the steps ascending to your apartment. it isn’t long before teddy speaks. “i can’t believe you shaved my cat.”

➤ you sigh, tired of this conversation.“for the last time, she had fleas! what would you have preferred me to do?” “medication, y/n, medication!” “well..! i didn’t think of that at the time!”

➤ teddy huffs angrily at your response and throws himself back against the stone steps. after some more silence between you, he nudged your foot with his shoe. “it’s… fine. it’s just hair, it’ll grow back. and at least the fleas are gone.”

➤ you apologized once more, then the two of you spent the next two hours at a pet store, searching for some cat clothing for co

[fridaysjournal]

★ friday's journal entry - oct.14th

POV you are me re-reading the Hunger Games series and you are rambling,saying everything yet nothing at all:

So I re-read the first book of the Hunger Games series,took about two days,lots of distractions but I powered through. (I went to a family member's home for the weekend to relax and hang out but everyone wanted an update on my life and actually hang out, I know bad time to start a book you are anxious to read it in its entiret.Younger family members wanting me to play/watch movies but the true loud for no reason distraction of all was the kiddos wanting me to watch *jumpscare* YouTube Family Vloggers *blegh* Luckily I eventually convinced them to start Gravity Falls *mwahaha* good thing they are currently into "spooky cartoons" but after they fell asleep I read as much of the book as I could before I realized it was 2 am)

I read it for the first time years ago I believe around the time the first movie was going to be released, I read it quickly and did not appreciate it...I did the same for Catching Fire but I don't think I made it passed the middle of the book.I truly think my attention span was worse then before tik tok I know crazy but I mean I was a kid.

Anyways I just want to write about this in my digital journal since its still fresh in my mind...and my friends and few close family members don't really care about my current obsession lol. I tried to share with them but that's literally what tumbly is for yes "tumbly" like "tum-ba-lee" my nickname for tumblr but cutesy and coquette I guess- She is very gorgeous to me! Sometimes you gotta scream into the void about the things you obsess about. Okay I realize there is probably going to be some brain rot lingo up in here though.Bare with me y'all.So about the actual book:

*I was gonna put a spoiler warning but y'all should be like me and read the book already I got around to it you should too, it's not that long and you def should have read it by now come on people*

Amazing,show stopping...gimme 14 of them.I want to scream at Katniss GIRL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU but bbg is busy carrying everyone and everything on her shoulders.I like that I got a bit more insight on her life about her dad and why her mom got to be the way she is.Why Katniss doesn't sing anymore,why she thinks the way she does.But man I need everyone to communicate damn it but I get it they cant tell her everything since shes bad at lying blah blah etc but come on if some random group people decided holy shit we gonna use her to be a symbol so we can start the rebellion I would want to know somethings about the plans?! Everyone is so secretive for her safety but still they are leaving her in the dark.She's a girl trying to live her life but because shes in that world she really has to be careful because of powers outside of her control.She sees that and she is angry over all the deaths because of the games..Rue's death hurts every time, book and movie.Overall I really enjoyed reading this book again as if it was the first time reading it. I'll update and write more about my journey through the series and once I read Catching Fire.I'll probably complain and bang my head on my desk about how they don't tell Katniss anything and she just has to put two and two together in the next entry from what I remember in the second book.Also I have to wait like 3 weeks until I can check out from the library.In the meantime I'm considering buying the illustrated version that was just released it looks really nice.Thanks for reading!

-Friday

[bluebudgie]

So I have this long-standing tradition where, after I finish a video game, I sit down and listen to the soundtrack outside of the game's context.

It serves as a sort of "conclusion" to the experience and simultaneously helps me evaluate the game as a whole a little better... After all the soundtrack is often what sticks with us long after we're done actively playing a game. It preserves the memories we've made along the way.

That means: I have finally found the FF Sixteen OST online in its entirety and could finally follow through with this tradition. (Debatable how much it applies considering I didn't actually play the game myself, but it felt necessary.)

The final missing piece to the pissbaby gamer rage essay. Significantly less raging this time, though.

It's okay. I don't love it. There's worse.

I had very unfavourable opinions of the OST during the game itself which might have been due to the overall pacing issues, where large stretches were filled with the same hub music and then everything bombastic all happened at once and either side of the coin was exhausting in its own way.

I still can't believe there are over 200 songs in the OST when I could have sworn I heard like. Maybe 10 or so during gameplay. A lot of it is very same-y. A large part of the OST can be split into "loud choir explosion" or "sad piano". There isn't a whole lot in between. Good for people who like it, not so much for me.

Which means my biggest issue is the very subjective "I just don't like the style". It's not a bad soundtrack, but I'm just really not a fan of the direction the music took. The battle themes are over the top (fair for the equally over the top DBZ kaijū battles, annoying with 3 wolves that show up on the side of the road). The calmer songs don't really hit right for me. No chord progressions or melodies that hook me. Unfortunate. I did however appreciate the electronic influences in the music when the alien baddies were on screen. (in this fantasy game that is based on medieval reality and that's why people of colour cant exi-)

I have also since learned that there isn't one acoustic guitar song that plays for 20 hours straight. There are like 6 or so that all sound the same. I don't know if that makes it better or worse. I hate them all. (I don't hate acoustic guitars. It's these songs in particular.)

That said - I was curious about which ones are people's favourite tracks of the OST and went checking those out in particular. Consistently in people's tops was Ascension and I can't deny that one's been plagueing (semi-endearing) my memory a bunch the past days. Probably the theme that stuck out the most to me while watching the game. If not the entire theme, then at the very least That Violin Part. If you know, you know.

You know what. If you don't know, here:

(footage stolen from here)

Like damn. Good rhythm going on there with the off beats. Also fits the relevant character nicely in terms of mood. And I like that the battle phase before this one has a more low-key version of this song playing before it goes into this full ham version.

I just kinda wish more of the battle music had been a bit more... this. A bit more... subtle. Like yes it slaps hard but this song legitimately feels calm in comparison to the other battle tracks. This drives me nuts.

There's one other song I keep getting stuck in my head which is one that plays fairly close to the end (in the final... "dungeon" (cutscene? sequence? QTE battle?)). I figured out today that I don't actually really enjoy listening to the song on its own but I like it in-game in combination with the voice perfomance. There's an interesting dissonance in it that blends super nicely with the voice acting. (I'm being held hostage by the game's voice acting. It's unfortunately way too good. Voice actors are once again holding too much power over me.)

Other than that... I have one final criticism. The prelude theme. We must. Leave it. Alone. Enough. It's fine playing once as a gimmick somewhere in the game (I do genuinely like the menu (pause screen?) arrangement) but having it woven into what seems like every 5th song feels like someone is smacking a sign into your face that screams "YOU ARE PLAYING A FINAL FANTASY GAME." Seriously it's unbearable. (Also I did take notice of the FF1 overworld theme being rearranged into a battle theme for the final segment of the game. I don't know why, but fine. Not complaining about that one.)

Overall it's a solid "mh" from me. Not the worst OST we've had in the series (thirteen trilogy exis-COUGHAGFNJKN) but definitely on the lower end for me. Not of bad quality, but not my cup of tea at all. Dark Souls III OST executed the epic orchestra choirs better somehow. More interesting composition. Spaced out better throughout the game. Idk.

Welp. Back to getting haunted by voices and violins now o/

[winderlylandchime]

2/2 Hunter showed up now all dressed nicely and showered ‘he looks like he’d knock on my door to talk about the big guy. I like him..little shit’ ‘oh Ted. *starts shaking his head* this hurts a lot. Emmett come on baby, please get rid of him until he gets better. This is not okay. Oh fuck you Ted! WHY IS HE MAD THAT EMMETT IS SUCCESSFUL?! He deserves good things! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME? This fucking finale for this fucking show better be good or im gonna be so fucking pissed at them for making me sad all the time’ ‘FUCKING TRUMP BITCH! WHY IS BRIAN HERE?! what the hell is going on? Oh he looks pretty. *looks at me and puts his hands up in defense* dont take this wrong but leather looks good on him. I mean he looks nice in suits but this *waves at brian in stockwells office* Bellissimo!! I like his hair, its all spikey and shit. OH FUCK YOU, you cant do shit for him! *does a little cheers to him with his soda* yeah! No apologies and no regrets. I should live my life like that too *long pause while he goes to get his pills in the kitchen* but i got anxieties bro. HE is offering BRIAN his job back? After he caught him fucking on his own troll posters? Oh he is SCARED!’ The Ted/Em party is on ‘this is killing me. Drugs are evil and so is that fucker! Ted come on! WHY IS HE BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE?! Emy baby, sugar, you deserve better please.’ ‘YES BRIAN! I KNEW YOU WERE SMART! EVEN THO FOR SOME REASON THEY MADE YOU DUMB IN THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON! *looks at me and pauses tv on Brian again* okay be honest.. could i pull off that type of leather jacket like him? Like that brown one is my new favorite thing. I want it. *points at me while continuing to watch ep* that b-t-w is what oxford dictionary would call a hint. Carl stop being stup- HES DEAD?! THE COP IS DEAD? Suicide? But he made sure to wash his car? What the fuck?’ *once again pauses tv on Em and looks at me with a big smile* ‘i think i have a new idea for a shirt (me: please no, youve done too much already) oh come on! Little mary go fuck yourself sounds hilarious. You’re no fun.’ ‘AW BLONDIE TOOK OU-HIS BOYFRIENDS ADVICE! Thats right Blondie! Gotta take care of your education so that you can be successful and be successful boyfriends with your succes-well currently unemployed boyfriend but oh well. THEY WANT HIM TO WHAT NOW TO WHO? Oh hell no! Absolutely not! Fuck you all.’ ‘Full offense but I wouldn’t allow this doctor mark or whatever to put a fucking bandaid on me. Emmett please im begging you leave him. You deserve way better. Ted *points at him* get fucking help. NO EMMETT NO YOU ARE NOT ANY TYPE OF TRASH FROM ANYWHERE! You dont need him! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME?!’ Hunter was told to make a wish for something he wants more than anything ‘wanna bet that his wish was for Brian to fuck him? That’d be mine. Okay Mel is on my good side again.’ ‘ITS JUSTIN AND BRIAN AGAIN! *said with a goofy smile on his face* Brian cares so much about Blondie’s education, it’s actually adorable. I don’t think he cares about anything as much as him doing good in school and being successful. AH-DOR-ABLE! (Justins says sometimes you have to sacrifice everything for what you believe in) *stands up quickly* AND THATS WHY I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EAT A PICKLE! Because i believe I am way better than some weird allergy! (I go to say something and he immediately stops me) shhh- hold up, Brian is gonna do something cute. OH DAMN LOOK AT THAT KISS AND HUG! I was right. Put on the next episode, i already miss them’

Put on the next episode, i already miss them is the biggest mood ever

Uhh, remember what I said about hearing him wail all the way in CA? Well “this fucking finale for this fucking show better be good or im gonna be so fucking pissed at them” is making me more worried. Maybe you should have some fanfiction all pulled up and ready to go, just shove it in his face while he’s still crying.

The Ted and Emmett party is so so cringe and awful. Poor Emmy.

He wants Bri Bri’s leather jacket (Gale looks so good in leather) for christmas? From you? Oh lord.

I will take a Team Brian and a Little Mary Go Fuck Yourself t shirt when he sets up his etsy store.

I don’t think Justin’s “sometimes you need to sacrifice everything for what you believe in extends to your brother eating a pickle.

[gentil-minou]

YOUR 2521 ASK REPLY, YES TO ALL OF IT. god, this drama could've been top 3 dramas of all time if it wasn't for the ending. never going to forgive them giving us a story about hope and love, and friendship only to end it that way. like you said, if they wanted me to BELIEVE these characters would do this to each other, you shouldn't save it for the last 2 episodes. they were literally not wanting to let go of each other at the bus stop. the writer could've easily fixed the story then. they couldn't be apart or not care about the other that they RAN TO FIND EACH OTHER, CRYING, HOLDING ON TO EACH OTHER, THEY DID NOT WANT TO LET GO. also... when people say its realistic... not for them, it made no sense for them. like you said, they built such an amazing foundation as friends and suddenly they break up and suddenly, they can't ever speak to the other again apparently??? how is that realistic? even if they did break up, u cant convince me heedo and yijin wouldn't have kept in touch. also, heedo carrying yijin everywhere with her, from the rainbow chairs to writing what she did on her daughter's ballet shoes, to her looking like she still feels grief about them not being together. btw idk if you know but they were planning to add a shot of heedo's husband with their daughter when she was younger getting on a bus, and im glad they didnt use it cus where have you even been? the way heedo's face lights up when she talks about him or when her mom mentions him. the way shes constantly saying 'thats life.. nothing lasts forever' god i hate it. like yeah but how do you not remember a trip you took with someone you cared deeply about and also your new friends. for the first time in your life, these were your actual friends. things dont last bc you dont put effort into them anymore, obviously sometimes life gets in the way but we started this show in the time of the pandemic... would've been so nice to see them still connect with each other at the end on video call or something. i knew the show was based off this song about lost love, but i actually thought the writer was way too hopeful with her characters to actually end it on a bad note. i thought it wouldve been the same intentions til the end but the last 2 eps felt like they threw darts to pick an ending. 9/11?? bro come on. anyways sorry this is so long, i have lots of feels about it but ironically i miss the characters so much im on my like 4th rewatch (where i skip older heedo and the last 2 eps) but ngl, it never feels right when i end it there :'(

E X A C T L Y

Literally yes to all of this. None of it made any damn sense and it had to be that the director and writer were telling two different stories. In kdrama land, I think the writer only needs to have the first few scripts ready for the production to pick it up and that's why the director and actors chose it cause those first few eps are like among the best episodes over ever watched. I feel like they starred the drama thinking it would end a certain way and when it didn't the writer didn't want to change her story to adapt to the characters (which to be fair I get that it's her story). It just feels like a major disconnect between the production team and God I will never be okay

[not-yet-2038]

rewatching detroit evolution

i want to watch the rest and then reawakening so bad but i have work in the morninggggg but its been so long since i watched it, i forget how much chris (the character) steals the show. and also chris the actor lets be honest. de gavin is a whole character of his own hes so snarky and sarcastic without being straight up mean, his and nines's relationship is this friendly teasing that looks like bullying from the outside but they both love it actually. speaking of that i think on my previous watches ive thought that nines is sort of more "in love" with gavin at first as it were but actually the bits you see of gavin's inner thoughts, the bit where he texts tina and shes like "go in now and you can stop nines taking basic instinct home" implies that hes already told her about a crush on nines and shes teasing him about that. gavin is very much in love with nines too he just doesnt know how to let people get close to him. and he thinks nines is trying to antagonise him or something by trying to fix him rather than just. nines is being a nice person. classic miscommunication. but anyway back to chris the character his "yall have a nice day" to the protesters took me OUT i forgot how good that line was. and his lil 😁when he thinks hes set up ada and nines and hes done so good at wingmanning and hes so proud of himself. also "hank? the dog maybe... but hank?" i cant wait for the kiss scene because i know the surprised pikachu face is gonna take me out. chris miller the star of this movie. talking of lines that you might miss if youre not listening really closely i noticed after gavin says "just try not to be so damn annoying" to lazzo hes is like "i dont know if i can" or something along those lines as the scene changes and i love that. shoutout to lazzo, man is just trying to get parts for his android girlfriend and his friend got turned to swiss cheese😔. "that must have been hard for you" "yeahitwas" shoutout also to jillian geurts playing the un-deviated ada so android-ly and how she seems so professional and composed until the scene when shes walking home with nines and the switch flips to creepy. shes suddenly so scornful of humans and theres suddenly the sense of this woman has no care for imperfect beings. only perfection. "hes a rash, irritable human." i really love how the androids are portrayed in this movie. nines as a deviant retains his sense of polished-ness and likes to dress well and speak with precise words, but its not out a scornfulness for imperfection its just how he likes to be. which is so real. the way he speaks, in a way that seems formal but informalness and friendliness is conveyed by the words hes saying even if they are verbose, is so relatable to me. win for the autistic community. i love this movie i cant believe its been so long since i watched it last. i started watching it like surely its not gonna suck me in again and make me obsess over it as much as i did in 2020. surely the magic has faded a little. but no it really is that good. i cant wait to watch the rest

[arillusionist]

shadow and bone!! ep7!! reaction!! book update: i've barely read any of siege and storm i've been so busy 😭😭 this is feeling like soc book one where it took me 3 weeks to read the first 10 chapters 💀💀 then i finally got invested and read the rest in less than a week. anyways

we starting with a flashback?? or at least im assuming this is a flashback

stop i just realized he has long hair definitely a flashback

Why tf couldnt he have killed all those men before his girlfriend literally got mudered??

oh wait shes not dead yet

now she is

baghra kinda pissing me off but the darkling is crazy so

damn how long is this flashback!! if its the whole episode im gonna cry i wanna see the crows😭😭

yayy its over he looks so much better w short hair 💀

aww inejjj ☹️ they better not show that wound up close like they did with mals...

JESPER IS ME like keep that camera back!!!

"thats dark" thats fr all you have to say??

"i think he'd murder heelen himself" HE WOULDDD

im glad theyre somewhat talking about inej's backstory.. this is such a painful scene and its not just because of the stitching

they rlly going for blood every 2 seconds this episode huh

WAIT I THINK THIS IS THAT ONE KANEJ SCENE THE ONE WHERE HE SAYS NO SAINT EVER WATCHED OVER ME

IT ISSSS

god i love this scene so much 😭😭 shes his saint 😭😭

they are just so. ahdjfjfk literally the best part of this universe, separately and together

also i love how she kept pushing him, she wouldnt just take a little bit, she made sure she got something real out of him

THEY SMILEDDD or at least i think, can never tell with kaz

im honestly a bit confused tho how can inej leave?? i dont think kaz payed out her indenture yet??

i know this is a dramatic big scene bla bla bla but why does alina look so good in that fit

oh thats fucking gross when i was reading book 1 i didnt realize the collar got fucking engraved in her

that shit on his hand looks so weird too

oh my god why tf did they have to make it look like that 😭😭 i literally cannot look at alina anymore

he cant bring himself to get mad at her so he has to say smth else 💀💀 hes definitely jealous too lmaoo

"its suli for friendship" "no it not" PLEASEE

he looks so fucking done im crying

keep the coat on alina...

yayyy genya!!!

this scene is so fucking saddd

he really thinks he can lie to her like.... be real with yourself

"but its alright, because i do" no you DONT ur literally just a pedophile

"you look fine" "oh i look more than fine" HELPP

"no one is ever gonna believe im that old" INEJ'S SMILE and then "you tell yourself that" I LOVE CROWS BANTER

is that fucking milo

they rlly put the keys on a goat?? or maybe its not the keys but its something 💀

PLEASEE GET THAT UGLY ASS THING OUT OF HER NECK 😭😭 im literally covering that part of the screen

"well i thought you looked older" LMAO

THEY SAID IT NO MOURNERS NO FUNERALS

its over?? that felt quick idk it probably wasnt actually

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

i just watched 9 tng episodes in a row

[southairtemple]

just binged all of amphibia over the past couple of days! i am not okay! xoxo

[fallingfor-fics]

Souvenir- Negan x Reader

Pairing: Negan x Female Reader 🔥

Warnings: 🔞 Smut, oral (male receiving), light bondage, and mentions of rape (just Negan clarifying he believes in consent) 

Word Count: 5.8k 

Summary: You volunteer to be taken by Negan instead of Maggie and he ends up showing you a rather good time when you get back to the Sanctuary. 

Part 2: Bargain | Part 3: Anarchy

a/n Well this is my first oneshot so hold on tight. Also I haven’t watched TWD in a minute, so just go with it please. 

Well this wasn’t how any of us planned for things to go, but by the look on Ricks face as Negan stood towering over him, there was no doubt we would be surrendering to the torturous man. I stayed in my place a few feet away behind Negan, between Maggie and one of Negan's henchmen, squeezing my fists as I felt Maggie's gaze practically burning holes through my skull, on top of the already insufferable sun blaring down on us. She knew what I was thinking, and I didn't doubt the man next to me knew too based on the way he was watching us. I had accepted there really was nothing I could do at this point, however that didn't stop the itching in my skin that was testing my every thought and motion. So easy I could have just quick shot the leather-wearing bastard in the head, if only it would mean the survival of the rest of the group even if not my own, but alas we all knew we weren't anywhere near prepared enough to risk those odds. 

So there I stayed silent, watching as one of my best friends stood in shock and silence, making reluctant eye contact with the vile man before slowly nodding, “Ok fine.” Rick agreed in a hoarse voice and we all looked around at each other in suspense. Negan's grin grew as he raised a hand to land harshly on Ricks shoulder. “Alright now that is what I wanted to hear! Damn you are hard to bargain with. For fucks sake I killed two of your people before you gave in!” Negan laughed and a few quiet chuckles came from his other members. “Well, while my boys load up all of my shit,” he smiled nudging Ricks arm in a humorous manner as Rick continued to stare in disbelief, “I am going to take a look around and pick out a few souvenirs to remember this beautiful agreement we made today!” he said before walking past the man and whistling to his men to do as he said. We all stood in our spots, guns from all directions pointed at us as herds of men carried more than half of our food, all of our weapons, and whatever else Negan requested, into their trucks. 

I watched as Negan entered our houses one by one looking for whatever “souvenirs” he had thought he would find. Once his men were finally done loading everything up, Negan descended from Ricks house with Judith on his hip and we all quickly straightened up. Rick went to move but was stopped by Simon who just shook his head, “Give her to me.” Rick stated calmly and Negan just smiled playing with the babies hand and calming her down. She had no doubt been crying while we were trapped out here. “Relax Rick, I have a way with kids.” the smug man replied nonchalantly. “Besides she was crying, so I figured she would wanna be out here with the rest of us.” he said smiling at Judith and tickling her. Rick was visibly turning more pale and green as he felt his pride being sucked away each minute that passed. 

“Well as cute as you are, I cant fucking stand kids.” Negan said cheerfully to Judith before looking around to who was closest, Enid being on one side and Eugene on the other. “Here.” he said handing Judith off to Enid who quickly grabbed her tight. Negan walked back towards Rick, reaching into his pockets for a few knickknacks he had found. “Now look at this fucking thing, that is cool as shit.” he enthused, holding up a random tiger figurine he had found. “But this was also about all I could find, and since it took just so long to convince you to make a deal, I think I'm going to take..” he paused tsking his tongue and looking around, his gaze finally landed on me for the first time and I felt my heart skip several beats, he looked at Maggie next to me, eyeing her as well before humming. “You.” he said pointing to Maggie. I felt my heart drop and I looked over at her. “No!” Rick yelled to which Negan punched him with force in the stomach, causing Rick to fall to the ground. 

I watched as Negan recovered from the brisk movement and smiled up at Maggie. I felt my stomach turn and I shook my head. “No I'm not going anywhere.” Maggie stated firmly to which Negan smiled, “Oh come on don’t make this hard.” He winked and she scoffed before swiftly kicking him between the legs and elbowing his cheek. Just as quickly the man beside us grabbed her and another came to restrain her as well. Negan leaned back up cupping his cheek, his neck twitched and he smiled, “Throw her in the truck, lets go.” he demanded more than told and his smile faded. Maggie kicked and screamed as did the rest of us, but we were all under the knife in some form. Which made my next decision a little easier. “Wait!” I yelled and Negan turned around, however I could tell the stunt Maggie had pulled had affected his mood tremendously. He glared at me and I felt the gun pointed beside me push into my arm. “Please leave her and take me.” I stated clearly. Rick, who was now standing again, shook his head to which I ignored. “Sorry sweetheart but I’ve made my selection.” He let out the playful words in a serious and condescending tone. 

His crew continued and I shook my hands as I begged some more, “Please just fucking listen to me!” I screamed to which the man with the gun pointed towards me, went to strike me with it but was stopped by Negan. “Why the fuck would I do that princess? huh?” he remained stoic, not using his charming grin or sarcastic tone like normal. “My name, is Y/n and because she’s pregnant you fucking douchebag.” I spoke out, voice tired but clear as day and laced with courage. Which I may have been stupid to respond with, but at this point in time I haven't got much to loose. He stood in shock, furrowing his brows and reading my expression. That was the worst thing about Negan was that he wasn't just cocky, fearless, and an asshole, but so very intelligent. Painfully so that nothing got by him, and to his dissatisfaction he could tell I was telling the truth. And we both knew what that meant. He looked back at Maggie who was looking at me with sad eyes, “No shit, is that true?” he asked for confirmation and she nodded. He looked at his men and motioned for them to come over. They placed Maggie down and quickly obeyed. The kind woman walked over to join Rick in watching the scene.

 I raised my hands to the men before the could grab me , “I got it ok I can walk to the fuckin truck.” I snapped at them to which they looked at Negan in response. He seemed to be holding back a smirk, a mischievous stare hidden behind his eyes as he walked forward to his own truck, “You’re riding with me.” I looked at Rick who had pleading, hopeless eyes, we had been together all these years of this shitshow and who knows when I could see him again, or any of them. I muttered an ‘I’m sorry’ even if I didn’t really have to think twice about the decision. I climbed into the passenger side of Negan’s truck and he flashed me a smile before driving away, making sure to stick the finger out of the window as he did so. I rolled my eyes and watched Rick and Maggie get smaller and smaller in the side mirror before they eventually were out of sight. 

Barely seconds into the drive and Negan began berating me with questions. “So how long you been in Ricks little posse?” I stayed silent, finding no amusement in his attempts to learn anything about me knowing he was probably just gonna kill me or make me wish he did. I leaned my legs away and continued to stare out the window. He looked over at me and scoffed, “Are you fucking serious?” was all he said and I continued my plan of treating him like a pestering toddler, and disregarded him. “hey!” he shouted smacking my thigh, enough to sting, but not hard enough to leave a mark. “Don’t fucking touch me!” I responded shoving his hand back. “Look don’t be a brat, you volunteered to come and I'm trying to be fucking nice to you, but If you want to be a bitch then fine it’ll just make my job that much easier.” he scolded in an angry tone which for some reason sent a shiver up my spine causing me to be a little more obedient. 

“I met Rick five years ago.” was all I said and he looked over before focusing back on the road, “See that wasn’t so hard.” he teased with a smirk, “what, was he saving your ass or something?” he added and I shook my head, “No it was actually the other way around, me saving him from a herd.” I responded with confidence, correcting the mans assumption. A silence fell over us and I continued to watch the trees rush by before I heard him let out a small laugh. I looked over at him and glared, “What?” I dared myself to question, figuring whatever was tickling the man was something dreadfully stupid. “You guys fuck?” he questioned and I sat up straight and crossed my arms. “What!?” He smirked, “You and Rick” he responded and I shook my head quickly, “No no, he is just my friend.” I said not being able to hide the brief hesitation in my voice. He began nodding his head and laughing, “Ahh I fucking knew it! So what are you his uh mistress? or just a classic friends with benefits deal?” he questioned and I shook my head looking away, “No fuck off its none of those things. We fucked once or twice in desperate times okay? its not a big deal.” He was clearly getting a kick out of these revelations. However all I could seem to focus on was the fact he read me so well and could tell so easily what happened. Unless it happened to be just that obvious. 

He managed to keep the rest of the questions a little less invasive, moving on to previous partners, family, and all the pre-apocalypse life experiences I had. Although he never once answered any of my questions, except for one about his wife and that was all. His response even felt like a reaction he had to the inquiry, almost rehearsed and simple. Eventually we arrived to the gates and I held in a breath, all of the sudden feeling my nerves rise again when I remembered I had no clue what he planned to do with me, that being one of the questions he avoided. He pulled in and parked, getting out of the truck and shouting something to the men following behind. I got out of the truck too and Negan made his way over to me. “Ok welcome! Lets start with a quick tour and then Ill take you to your room.” he said with a smile. 

“My room?” I questioned and he nodded, “Oh my god I’m not gonna be one of those wives you keep am I? Because I rather you just fucking kill me.” I scoffed and he looked down at me with a sarcastic grin, “Ouch! Damn you’re fuckin rude,” he laughed out, clearly fed up, “I doubt Rick could handle your attitude, I bet the fucker was begging on his knees for you, he is a weak little guy.” he responded as I followed him, rolling my eyes again at his attempts to belittle Rick to seemingly try and impress me. Standing up for my best friend I scoffed, “And you can? Rick didn't even have to deal with my attitude, and he fucked me better because of it.” Negan looked at me with slight shock and slight confusion, I had stunned the man that was for sure. “Damn if you smiled a bit more that might have just turned me on. I also don't believe you.” he prodded back and I decided to just leave it alone this time. 

After the tour we arrived to my room and I looked around at the quaint little room, a nice bed and amenities, I was honestly a bit surprised. “So how long am I going to be here?” I asked and he smiled, “As long as I can stand you darling.” I smiled in response, “Oh so not long then.” I said making my way to the bed, noticing a pair of clothes folded nicely on the bed. “You doubting my ability to handle women?” he said in disbelief. “Um yep.” I responded, turning around and realizing he was now a few steps closer. He looked me up and down and I couldn't help but do the same. It was no secret Negan was attractive, but his personality certainly killed any hope he thought he had in willingly pulling women. I locked eyes with his and he smiled, “What am I doing here Negan?” I asked again and he pointed to the clothes. “You’re my souvenir remember? Put those on and then come find me, and I know I probably don't have to tell you this, but don't pull anything.” he mocked and I scoffed as he left the room, shutting the door behind him. As I got dressed I realized the “clothes” were a lace lingerie set and a simple dark red fitted dress over it. “Oh for fucks sake.” I said to myself as I reluctantly got dressed and decided to wisely freshen up as well. I slipped the shoes provided on as well and took a breath before opening the door. I was met with a blonde man with a gun and what appeared to be a burn on his face. “I’m Dwight, follow me.” I listened and followed him all the way into what I assumed was Negan’s house. 

Dwight knocked on the large double doors and Negan opened up with a wide grin on his face. His hair was wet as if he had a quick shower and he was without his token leather jacket, in a simple white t-shirt and jeans. when he locked eyes with me I nervously pulled the dress down a bit and he just checked me out. “Ok Dwight get lost.” Negan stated and Dwight nodded walking out briskly. “Well don’t you clean up nice.” I crossed my arms for security and he just tilted his head smiling, “What do you want?” I asked and he gestured me into the room. I knew once I stepped through the doors that whatever he planned to do to me was either going to be horrendous, or even worse, so addicting that I’m not able to get the strength to leave. 

He shut the doors behind me and I looked around the large master bedroom. “Pretty cool huh?” he asked as I observed all the fancy furniture and collectables, no doubt stuff he’d taken from people I assumed. “Look Negan, what the fuck do you want? I don’t mean to be ‘rude’ “ I mocked with quotes, “but first you kidnap me and now you aren't sure if you’re going to fuck me or torture me or what?” I quipped wanting to get straight to the point, he stepped closer to me and I backed up slightly, “Well you waste no time. Do you want me to fuck you? Because that’s kinda what its sounding like princess.” he smirked with a cocky shit-eating grin and I laughed, “For the record I am going to fuck you, I just wanted to make sure you knew that.” He added pressing a finger to my chest. I felt it heat up and swarm with butterflies as I swallowed hard and stared into what I could only describe as the devils eyes, burning hot with mischief and temptation and yet so enticing. “A-and what if I said no?” I dared to question in a hushed voice as he stepped even closer and looked down at me. He smiled and tucked some hair behind my ear before letting out a small laugh as he looked me over. “I don’t fuck with rapists sweetheart, but my guess is you are going to be begging for me to fuck you.” he whispered in a deep sensual voice and I felt heat spread to my cheeks as well as my core. In this moment I remembered my observation earlier, he was so smart and read me so well. Meaning there was no doubt I wasn’t going to be able to resist and for some reason the more curious part of me didn’t really want to. 

We stayed silent for a moment, the air now feeling hot and my eyes not being able to leave his as he slowly raised a hand once more and stroked the side of my waist, trailing it down my thigh and to the bottom of the dress. I couldn't hold in a shaky breath as his rough, large hands touched my bare thigh. He began to lift the dress up, smiling and watching my expression as he pulled it up. I just watched him, not sure what to do or say in the moment. It had been awhile since I had done this and with him all my knowledge seemed to disappear from my head. “Raise your arms.” he instructed as he approached my breasts, already leaving my lower half exposed besides the lacy panties and heels. I did as I was told raising my arms and shuddering at the air hitting my skin and causing slight goosebumps form. He threw the dress on the ground and admired my form, “Go stand in front of the bed.” he smiled pointing to the large king size bed as if I wouldn’t have known where it was. I did so, facing him still with my back to the bed. He disappeared into his closet for a moment before coming out with a hair tie as well as a neck tie and grinning at me. 

“You are something else.” he said as he approached me. I smiled and looked down at my barely covered figure a little embarrassed for myself. “I cant believe you were hiding all of this in those nasty ass clothes, doll.” I felt my heart ping at the new name and smiled up at him, “Well its not often I’m used as a fuck toy.” I shrugged and he just shook his head with a scoff. Grabbing my shoulders softly he turned me around. “I cant wait to hear that pretty little mouth moan out my name instead of blabbing about some pathetic bullshit.” he whispered in my ear and I held in any groan or noise my brain thought to make as I felt intense heat spread through my center at the dark lustful tone of his voice. I turned slightly to glance at what he was doing and he just smiled before motioning for me to face forward again. I felt him grab up my hair, not being too picky about it and tightening it into a pony. My head was racing with crude thoughts and my skin would tense every time he grazed it. He turned me around again and tied my wrists in front with a black neck tie, he tightened them and I tugged my wrist a bit as a response to which he just chuckled and stood back. 

He looked me over intensely, as if he was taking note of every curve and mark, not even phased by the few scars and bruises scattered across me, it was a common occurrence in this new horrific world anyways. “Gorgeous.” He complimented, as if he was a painter stepping back to admire his work. I refrained from rolling my eyes at the theatrics and he stepped closer. “Fuck do you make my dick twitch princess.” he said in a more serious tone, his sarcastic grin fading and his eyes growing more intense as he slowly backed me up to the edge of the bed. He gingerly stroked my cheek before grabbing my jaw and squeezing a bit, his devilish grin returning, “I am going to have so much fun with you.” he muttered before pulling me toward him and kissing me. We both sucked in deep breaths at the motion, me immediately closing my eyes and kissing him back. I felt his scruff scratch my face and it only added to the pleasure as our mouths moved in sync, he didn’t waste time in taking over the kiss. He bit my lip for a moment causing me to let out a small whimper, and took that chance to slide his tongue in and continue to deepen the kiss. I could smell his cologne and taste the faint bitterness of tobacco as he pushed me to sit on the bed. 

I looked up at him and he smiled, both of us breathing hard before he began to unbuckle his belt. It was at this point I noticed his arousal and also my own, shifting slightly to rub my thighs together and help the aching heat that was dampening my panties. He took off his jeans as well as his shirt and I swallowed nervously, staring up at him with big eyes. “Open your mouth doll.” he ordered and I complied, opening it slightly but he pulled my jaw down more. He finally released his hardened cock from his boxers, stroking it slowly with a small groan leaving his lips. “Are you ready princess?” I nodded, “I want to hear you say it.” he instructed. “Yes Sir.” I smiled, now regaining some confidence in my skills, and being drunk with my hormones, wanting nothing more than some sort of contact. He smiled, “Good girl.” he praised and watched as I opened my mouth once again, taking him in slowly. 

I started with taking my time, moving my head before pulling away to lick the tip. He let out a hiss and I smiled, a tad frustrated my hands were bound together. I licked up his hard and rather big dick, wrapping my lips around it once more and moving painfully slow. I felt his hand grip my ponytail as he glanced down at me, “Don’t be a fucking tease.” he practically growled and I pulled away to get air before returning, this time quickening the pace. He let out some muttered curses before slightly thrusting his hips as well, holding my hair and guiding my head as well. I felt my eyes brim with tears as he fucked my mouth with more force and I focused on not choking. “Mmm fuck im going to have to stop or I might just cum all down your throat.” he laughed as he pulled me back slowly. I took in some breaths and he wiped the few tears that fell before stoking his thumb across my red and puffy lips. “No wonder Rick didn’t want you leaving.” he quipped before standing me up again. 

He reached around me to unclasp my bra and I felt my nerves rush through me again, but I mainly wanted him to get on with it, I however couldn’t bring myself to beg just yet. He slid the straps down, freeing my breasts from the lace and untying my wrists for a moment to toss it to the side and binding them once more. He wasted no time in kissing me again, rough and hungry, moving down my neck and sucking on the tender skin, surely leaving marks in the sensitive areas before moving down and taking a nipple between his lips. I let out a small moan at the action and felt him smile before nipping it gently. He moved town my torso before hooking his fingers in the lace underwear and pulling them down my thighs. I stepped out of them and he bit his lip. He raised a hand and softly teased my now dripping heat, with hardly any pressure he rubbed his fingers over my clit causing me to whine, but that was all I allowed myself to let out. He pushed a bit harder, running his fingers through my folds and returning to my clit. Breathing over me, the vile man moved his fingers in circles over the sensitive nerve and I squirmed under his taunting touch. 

“Cant bring yourself to ask princess?” he spoke out and I looked at him with annoyed but desperate eyes. He continued working on me and quickly inserted a finger, not enough to grant me any kind of relief but enough to encourage me. He moved it in and out, rubbing my clit as he did and watching as my eyebrows furrowed and I fought to keep my eyes on him. After a few torturous minutes of him going agonizingly slow I couldn't handle it anymore. “Fuck Negan fine just fuck me already, I need more.” I whined out, clearly annoyed at letting him win and he smiled big in response. “I knew you couldn’t last long. Get on your stomach.” he ordered swiftly pulling his finger out of my cunt and pushing me back gently. I did as I was told and managed to lay down semi comfortably with my hands tied. I heard him step closer and he roughly grabbed my hips before pulling me up to my knees, my upper half still pressed into the mattress. “Sure you can handle me doll?” he teased, pressing his tip to my entrance and rubbing it against my folds, I pressed back in response but he gripped me firmly and kept me still. 

“Please- fuck.” I groaned out and he scoffed before shoving into me harshly. “Ahh!” I yelled out at the action, feeling my walls stretching to his size, my slick helping him slide in and out with ease, but still it stung to be filled up with him. The pain bleeding to pleasure as he began to quickly thrust into me. I squeezed my eyes shut as his cock roughly hit against my g spot, earning a moan which I attempted to muffle in the mattress but he reached for my pony tail, pulling me up to be flush with his chest, still he fucked hard up into me with one hand on my stomach to stabilize me, “Don’t bother hiding those pretty little screams darling, everyone knows exactly what I’m doing to you.” he taunted and I whined out a “Fuck” as he rutted into me, roughly slamming in and out of my cunt, I felt my eyes get heavy at the euphoric feeling and I leaned my head back on his shoulder, as his hand on my stomach slid down to rub my clit. “Oh fuck Negan-” I moaned and he quickened his pace, “Fuck yes princess that’s what I wanted to hear.” he groaned in response, I could feel his hot breath on my cheek as he spoke and my walls tightened around him. 

“I bet Rick didn't fuck you like this and I bet he couldn't make you cum as hard as I'm going to.” I moaned at his statement and he smiled, both of us knowing it was the truth, Rick was good for a quick fuck but no one had ever compared to how Negan was plowing into me now. I felt myself quickly getting closer and closer to the edge as he pressed harder circles into my clit and didn't stop his relentless thrusts into my core.  “Oh god- fuck” I stammered out trying to form words but not being able to focus on anything but finishing. “Negan i’m so close-” I winced out and he fucked me harder at my words, “Go ahead and cum all over me princess.” he groaned in my ear, letting a moan out as well, feeling my walls squeeze around his hard and throbbing cock. I screamed out as I came, waves crashing through my body at the release. He fucked me through my orgasm and I felt my body grow tired. 

He pulled out of me and I let out a whine before he turned me to face him and pushed me to lay down on the bed on my back. I spread my legs for him and he flashed a smile, “Such a good girl, I didn’t even have to ask.” he mocked and grabbed my tied hands, forcefully pushing them above my head and sliding into me all in one motion. “Mmm shit.” I muttered at the addicting feeling of him filling me again, feeling friction against my sensitive clit as he slammed into me at a new angle and speed, making my skin crawl in pleasure. “Harder Negan- please.” I squirmed beneath him as he leaned to suck on my nipples again and then come up to kiss me just as rough. “I want you to cum again for me sweetheart, and I want you to wait for me.” he ordered and I shook my head as he responded to my request and fucked me harder. “No- Negan I cant.” I whined already feeling another orgasm approaching at the new position. 

“Yes you can, you’re gonna fucking have to or ill keep making you cum until you fucking pass out princess.” He groaned in a serious tone as he continued his motions. I moaned out and tried to keep myself from arriving as he moved to squeeze my hips tight, digging his fingers into them to leave marks just as he did on my neck. “God you feel so fucking good.” he said, kissing me again and running his tongue along mine as we both breathed hard into the sloppy kiss. “Untie me please Negan I want to touch you.” I begged and he looked me in my eyes debating my plea. He let a smile creep to his face, and he gave me a look, one I interpreted as needing to beg for it a little harder. “Please Ne- Sir!” I corrected testing to see if that would be more convincing. “Well since you asked so nicely doll.” he responded, pausing his movements for a second allowing me to roll my hips and fuck his cock as he untied my wrists. As soon as I could move them apart I wrapped a hand around his back and the other tangled in his hair as he didn’t hesitate in picking back up his previous pace. I dug my nails into his back and tugged on his hair, “Fuck that was a good idea,” he groaned and I smirked at the praise and the fact he enjoyed the slight sting of the scratches to his back. 

I could tell he was close since his thrusts got slower and deeper, now focusing on pushing into my g spot. I held myself together, my second orgasm creeping up and waiting to be released. “Shit- I’m about to cum in your tight little pussy babydoll.” he revealed in a whisper to my ear and I moaned. “Glad we are on the same page.” he teased and I held close to him as my cunt gripped around his dick, eager to let go. “Fuck Negan- yes.” I moaned and he sped up again going even faster as he reached between us and rubbed his large fingers around my clit. “Ngh- I’m so close please can I cum.” I begged and he ignored my cries, continuing to grunt in my ear as he got closer to his own release. “You aren’t going to wanna fuck anyone else after this.” he reminded me, and it was probably true, if this was Negan’s idea of a typical first-fuck, I could only imagine the other pleasures he was capable of giving me. 

“Fuck sweetheart I’m gonna fill you up with my cum.” I didn’t have the energy nor will to disagree, and this far in I wanted nothing more than to have him dripping out of my cunt by the end of this. I felt my orgasm get close and I moved my lips to his shoulder, “Don’t you fucking bite me-” he said just barely audible between his groans, “Fuck- you can cum now princess.” he yelled and I ignored his previous request as I let my orgasm crash over me and I bit down on his shoulder as I came. He hissed as he came as well, shooting his hot cum inside of me, and I moaned against his skin. “Ah shit- you fucking brat.” he shouted in disbelief and exhaust but didn’t stop his hips from shoving into me as we rode out our highs.

After a few more thrusts he pulled out and I let go of him as he sat back to watch his seed drip out of me. Once he was satisfied with the little show he looked back up at me who was still trying to catch my breath. He swiftly placed a light slap to my cheek to which I stared back in shock, it wasn’t very painful but my cheek was going to sting for at least a few minutes. “That’s for fucking biting me.” I couldn’t help the smirk that creeped on my face as I sat up and he went to collect his pants, tossing me my dress only. “Oh don’t act like you didn’t fucking love that, I could practically feel your dick twitch inside me when I did.” I teased and he scoffed pulling up his pants as I slipped on my dress, “I have some work i have to do, unfortunately, but feel free to explore the community, don’t go too far though I’m going to want to go for round two when I get back and we are gonna test out some things.” he winked, slipping on his jacket and grabbing the infamous bat from beside the door. “Ill see you later princess.” with that he left and I sat in the mess we had caused processing what we had done, and just exactly who it was id done it with. Only laughing to myself before cleaning up and taking advantage of his absence and going to explore. 

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a/n well that was longer than I planned but let me know what you guys think!

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The Bathroom Austin!Elvis x Reader

This is absolute shit. It’s been a minute. Part two maybe? My condolences. 

word count: 965

cant believe i was convinced to do this but, theres a part two .

part two 

“What do you mean he’s still in the bathroom.” I spoke, throwing down the note cards I had been practicing. 

Roger threw his hands up and walked away into the next room. 

Great, this is just what I needed. First interview with a famous person, Elvis Presley at that, and it’s already going downhill. 

“EP interview has to happen in 15, Y/N, or we’re cutting you from the magazine.” He said, as he stormed back into the room with a stack of papers.

I sighed, standing up and making my way towards the bathroom.

The mens restroom. 

Disgusting.

“Mr. Presley, We really need to get to the interview room.” I spoke, slightly embarrassed at the fact that I was indeed, talking to a door.

I heard nothing in response, I quickly checked my watch seeing that I just about had 12 minutes before I lost everything.

“Lord have mercy, Mama forgive me.” I muttered, deciding to just open the door.

He was certainly in there, sitting on the floor with his back leaned up against the wall.

“Now, what in the hell,” Elvis spoke, looking towards me.

I mean obviously I was out of place. Men’s bathroom and all.

“Please, I’m not sure what happening with you right now, but I absolutely will get fired if you and I don’t walk into that room in the next ten minutes.” I sighed, taking one careful step towards the man.

I took this time to finally observe him. Working in this industry has been quite an experience. I’ve met plenty of famous people, been harassed by my male coworkers, and done not one interview. It was a long three years of fetching coffee and editing papers. 

I’ve never met anyone quite as famous as him.

Or as sad, apparently.

His face was glazed with a thin, but noticeable line of sweat. He had obviously gained a bit of weight since his “prime”, but most likely not as much as the taboids had mentioned. Mr. Presley seemed to be figiting with a loose thread on his shirt. An act that you caught yourself doing often.

When you were nervous.

Elvis Presley was nervous.

“Sorry for holdin’ you up darlin, I need just a minute. It’s been a while since I’ve been in front of a camera.” He said, voice just about a whisper.

You sighed, trying your best to avoid looking at your watch again. 

“Damn it.” You sighed, taking a seat next to the man, earning a puzzled luck from him.

“I don’t like camera’s either. That’s why I got into journalism in the first place, Mama said I had a knack for it anyhow.” I smiled, handing him the folded tissues I had stored in my pocket.

He wiped his face, offering a light smile. 

“Now, I’m only 27 but and I’m sure I don’t know much in comparison to the king-”

I paused for a moment, noticing his laugh.

“But I think you are gonna do just fine. Just answer a few questions, and it’ll be done. Go home to your mansions and cars and relax.”

He smiled and wiped his face. 

“Well ain’t you a sweetheart,”

I rolled my eyes and looked at him as he shifted, I mean I’m not sure how long he’s been sitting there. These floors are definetly not the most comfortable.

“It ain’t about getting to go home honey, them tabloids have had a lot of interesting things to say about me lately, and I don’ think they’re gonna care much about what all I got to say,”

He paused for a moment, before letting out a sigh.

“All they gonna care about it what I’m wearin’ and how I look. Maybe just a little bout’ the music.” 

He wadded up the tissue and threw it on the floor next to him.

“Well Mr. Presley, I’ll have you know get it. I’m workin’ with a bunch of men that think that because I got a thick accent, and that I’m a woman that I’m not capable of doing what the rest of them do. Wish I could put a mask on half the time so they would maybe show me some damn respect.”

Elvis was holding eye contact at this point, for the first time in the conversation. 

“I for one don’t know a lick about you. Strict mama and daddy an all. I do know that you’re a hell of a musician, a hell of a singer, and you got plenty of important things to say, and guess what,”

He hummed in response giving me room to talk

“There ain’t no camera Mr. Presley. We gonna get the release on a photo of you and print it in the magazine. Jus’ me and you in a room with you answering questions about your career.”

He let out another laugh. You could admit that a smile looked good on him. You had no idea why the taboids were so cruel. Sure he looked quite different, and you could tell his form had changed quite a bit since his younger days.

“Why are you bein’ so nice hon, pretty sure I just cost you your career.” He said, nodding at my watch.

Sure enough it was well past the cut of mark. 

4:34 PM

“Well. I suppose I’ll be finding another job Mr. Presley. Been thinking about it for two years now anyway. Like I said, I ain’t been around long but I know everyone deserves kindness.”

We sat in comfortable silence for a moment, before Roger came in.

“What in the hell, Y/N. I’m sorry if she’s bothering you sir, she’s actually not even an employee here anymore.” He sneered looking down on me.

I looked down at my lap, feeling ashamed. Damn that man, I was doing so well.

“Well that a shame, without her I’m guessin y’alls little magazine’s gonna go to hell,” Elvis smiled before getting up slowly.

He extended his hand to me, flashing his rings.

“Let’s go darlin, I’ll give you a ride.”