#i cannot be told otherwise !!
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honestly 1000% good to know yusei & the others had a black mama/auntie looking after them. this changes EVERYTHING
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This is actual proof that cats are liquid, no solid moves like that!
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smile, iruma! | hey ive been here before
#iruma suzuki#clara valac#azz alice asmodeus#love trio#m!ik#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#irumas expression in the first one went through lotsa phases#lotsa extreme frusterated and sickly faces#which felt a little ooc to me cuz irumas someone who smiles in the face of despair#but also we’ve seen iruma at his most frusterated and fed up in reaction to his parents#(at least until kalegos brother told him he was disgusting which btw we should jump him for that)#(and SORTA when gyari calls him ugly but that was less serious lol)#anyway i decided to try going for a very tired forced smile for this#abuse mention#<just in case#to me this is irumas parents presenting iruma to a camera for a family portrait so they can show off their darling little boy to friends#meanwhile darling little boy has been eating trash behind the mall they found him at#so hes tired and hungry cuz the last time he saw em was two months ago otherwise he would have faked it a little better#i think in this moment hes frustrated and a little disgusted by them#enough to almost deny the treats they dangle over him#but rule one (1) is iruma suzuki that cannot say no#im not sure i conveyed the little micro expression kinda frusteration that i wanted to but its close nough#style change for love trio suddenly iruma has lips my bad LOL#suits the theme tho! i think irumas genre; art style; life changes when he met those two#clarazz would hate being compared to irumas dusty ass parents in any way even as foils sorry to them for this post actually 😭#ANYWAY…#did u know love trio have the same smile?#fanart#my art
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May we have another slow horses snippet? 👉👈🥰
Of course you can! Though I did have to reread what I'd previously posted to make sure it wasn't a duplicate - this is an excerpt from "River disappeared for over a week because of Lamb's enemies"
“You’re too nice,” Louisa said abruptly.
River blinked owlishly at her, and she could see the gears working slowly at the shift in conversation. “Thanks?”
“It’s not a compliment.”
River made to shrug, but winced instead.
“I mean it, River. You’re too nice. You’re never going to be good at this job because you’re too fucking nice. And that’s not how you play the game.”
River didn’t say anything, and Louisa took it as permission to continue. Which perhaps wasn’t fair, given his current state of being, but who knew what he would remember next time he woke up.
“You can’t go into things expecting the best of people. You can’t be the hero all the time. I mean - Christ, look at you.” She gestured angrily with one hand, waving at the splints on his fingers, the broken ribs, the black eye and split lip. “You look like you went ten rounds with Rhonda Rousey. What the hell did you get involved with this time?”
“Not my fault,” River protested, though it came out more like a whine, which Louisa knew was the drugs talking.
“I find that hard to believe.” Louisa sat back in her chair hard enough the feet slid abrasively against the linoleum floor. She gestured towards Lamb. “Aren’t you going to say anything?”
“Why bother?” Lamb asked, raising an eyebrow as he looked over the rims of his glasses. “You seem to have it handled.”
#slow horses#river cartwright#louisa guy#jackson lamb#slough house#look Jackson has made enemies everywhere he goes#and presumably they're smarter and more ruthless than the average bad guy because otherwise I assume they would be dead#and I think Lamb told the truth when he told Catherine he was at Slough House to run out the clock#where nothing happened and nothing mattered and his joes weren't ever going to be in the field#and then river came along who sticks his nose into everything#and even when he doesn't bad things find their way to him anyways#so lamb forgets his own problems and now has to focus on his Problem Child#who sucks everyone into his vortex and makes THEM want to do their jobs too#and Lamb is just like RIVER CHRIST STOP INCITING A WORKPLACE RIOT AND SIT AND DO NOTHING LIKE THE REST#And River cannot hear him over the sound of his inability to leave things alone
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Man of the year || Milo Greer
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted milo#redacted shaw pack#redacted fanart#MILO SWEEP MILO SWEEP MILO SWEEP 🥳🥳#THE POWER COUPLE WONNNNNN#Had a lot of fun finally figuring out how to put how I see him on a page !!#drawing milo really intimidated me when it comes to his design#but!! I think I executed my vision fairly well#the one thing I’m very passionate about: Milos a gold jewelry man#CMON#necklaces rings watches like they’re all gold#i cannot be told otherwise !!#rae draws thingz
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if you think youre excited for the wicked movie, just know that in another world there is a hazel levesque who is ten times more excited
#she and jason are jumping up and down excited you cannot tell me otherwise#i like to think she saw the wizard oz and really really liked it#and frank took her to see wicked when she told him it was her favorite movie ( she dont know about the on set stuff yall )#nd my girl fell in LOVE#jason was born to sing dancing through life after any minor inconvenience but forced to shrug it off#guys i love wicked#hazel levesque#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#wicked movie#bells' diary ˚୨୧⋆。
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Guys.
I think Loki
Autism
😨💥
#loki is autistic i cannot be told otherwise#loki laufeychild#loki laufeyson#loki friggachild#loki marvel#loki mcu#loki series#loki season two#loki season 2#loki bts#tom hiddleston
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hi :) mini Natquik theory/prediction:
the penguins in Antarctica are like family to him. they might annoy him, or get in the way of his research sometimes, but...
they were his ONLY company throughout all the years he was trapped there. he cares about them a lot.
I really hope that THAT ☝️ episode will show us more of this 👀
#i still believe he attended the great penguin race i cannot be told otherwise#octonauts#octonauts theory#octonauts natquik#i love him so much have i mentioned this#the natquik and tracker episode is my favourite episode ever fr and it's not even out yet ✨ xD
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HypnoYak Ship Art
commission by @cutekoala1001
I recently had the pleasure to finally commission @cutekoala1001 for absolutely gorgeous art piece of Darius and Harry. Despite being a crackship, these two mean the world to me, and they have been portrayed so wonderfully!!
I took some liberties with their designs. For starters, I would like to thank @fullsaw for the ship name + a little "stitch" scar detail on Harry's snout (yeah sorry it's just so good)
I also got to show off some of my headcanon design changes. Like for some example, piercings! Harry navel piercings, as well as earrings on his right earrings. Conversely, Darius has earrings on his left ear (not pictured).
80s and 90s music is a huge thing for me and this ship, so I thought I'd also share my HypnoYak playlist as well!!
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#ok but like actually#i thought i was paying for like $150 quality#instead i got like $300 quality art#like ohmygod its so good#i literally thank them enough#i loveeee hypnoyak#they kiss on the lips they told me themselves#love wins!!#ok tag time#hypnoyak#sing darius#harry the hypnotist#sing 2#sing 2021#mysing#they LOVEEEEE R&B and you cannot convince me otherwise#also Darius gives off huge 2010s pop vibes
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I shouldn’t be up this early bc I’m likely gonna crash later but I’m so excited I can’t sleep. It’s today!!!! Fuck!!! I made a vision board early in the year and I had a picture of red rocks on it bc I wanted to go to this show so badly.
#bro I still cannot believe I pulled this off#my aunt and uncle are the real OGs here#but also my friends who convinced me to go#and to think I ~almost~ backed out#bless United airlines for having payment plans bc otherwise lmfaoooo#my other aunt told me it would be an ‘amazing spiritual experience’ for me#and I guess she’s right#kalina talks#shut up kalina#I know y’all are tired of hearing me jabber about this#all time low forever.#kalina goes to red rocks
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i have to wonder what super hardcore militant vegans think should be done about obligate carnivore animals, because in all my painfully-rapidly-approaching-30-years i've literally never actually seen anyone give a clear consistent much less halfway feasible answer on that
#mostly i've just seen like “how dare you ask questions you just want an excuse to murder you're sealioning ect”#or worse some vague and wildly improbable nonsense about like. fake robot animals covered in beyond meat or something equally convoluted#which is a thing i did see someone suggest as a serious answer#i mean i already know they think i'm a genetically inferior hateful vampire that should starve to death for the greater good#because my exact combination of health conditions make meat basically the only semi-safe way i can get close to enough nutrients#i know this because they have repeatedly told me that i'm either evil or should be sacrificed or both#and yelled at me for asking questions by bringing up the whole disabled thing and then they're like#“a lot of vegans i know are advocates for disability!” as if that ever means jack shit in the society that results from anything#no matter what you do a vast majority of people in any given society will *not* be advocates for the disabled. i'm sorry they just won't.#and what do you think public perception of people who physically can't survive like that is going to skew towards#in a society founded on the belief that non-vegan diets are evil?#at absolute best we're looking at being a heavily marginalized class generally seen as something like vampires and our existences taboo.#(as if these type's own insistence that they should be allowed to harass and shame people doesn't disprove their assertion that we won't be#thinking it could possibly go any better than that is a fucking fairy tale. human nature doesn't work that way.#you simply cannot eliminate the human desire to designate and abuse a class of have-nots. the absolute best you can do is mitigate damage.#take it from someone who's been multiple kinds of disabled and chronically ill all my life. people will not “just”. ever.#i get this even from people who are otherwise very aware of and VERY GOOD at avoiding this sort of thinking#“i'm a disability advocate!” no you are not. you are a poster. my experience has taught me that what people advocate for in their free time#means precisely jack shit for how they will actually act when faced with the situations they make otherwise rational posts about#and the fact of the matter is even if you somehow really are the perfect disability advocate a majority of people WILL NOT BE YOU.#a majority of people in society will be margrat from accounting who clutches her pearls when she sees the gays and thinks autism isnt real#and who has never had a nuanced thought in her life and actively does not want to#a vast majority of people in your Vegan Utopia will not be you and your friends who march with wheelchair users and volunteer at the shelte#a vast majority of people in your Vegan Utopia will be jenny who starved 8 cats to death on broccoli because she can't be bothered#and who thinks that “carnivores” are actual nazis and don't deserve healthcare because she saw someone say that online.#ALWAYS assume your society will be made up mostly of the worst kind of person it can because it WILL ALWAYS BE TRUE and you can't change it#most people seek the low-effort option. and evil is most often banal and low-effort.#i'm just so fucking tired of every single even vaguely lefty-adjacent political movement simultaneously acting like i don't fucking exist#and at the same time that i need to be sacrificed to achieve Utopia. god. at least conservative whackjobs are upfront and honest about#how they think that i'm a burden on society that needs to be Eugenics'd . rather than trying to morally gaslight me about it.
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Kirishima would be that oversharer boyfriend that literally texts you about everything. Like you’re just sitting down to eat and he’s texting you about how he just did the biggest poop in the agency toilets and now he’s embarrassed cause it stinks😭
#tw:poop#I guess#but you cannot convince me otherwise#he gets told by his agency that things are top secret and he can’t tell anyone#but he’s already texting you#BABE YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT—
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Moodboard for Amais Rena (he/they), lead singer of alt rock band Way Way Downers @infamous-if
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#catch them being like ‘what happened to the MUSIC???’ every time some reality tv show drama goes down lmfao#having them be a homewrecker by romancing mrs. valentine so we’ll see how that goes#but also after playing the demo i’ve fallen down the seven rabbit hole and i CANNOT get out omg#anyway personality facts ig:#they toe the line between confident and arrogant but ONLY when it comes the music#like he’d never call himself the best but they know that they’re a good singer and the band makes good music#so they don’t usually care to listen to criticisms that say otherwise#can be a little intense and takes things way too seriously somtimes#loves their bandmates to death so he was def put off a little by g in that one convo#is OBSESSED with doing the pop punk voice/accent much to the dismay of everyone around them. they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever#still feels really guilty abt what went down w seven so is just sorta… taking whatever they dish atp#okay at social interactions just veers more on the detatched polite side of things in interviews/w fans and other ppl they don’t know#which is veryy different from how they are on stage.#on stage they fully embody the music and let themselves do whatever feels right. no inhibitions. a complete release.#lover of tight pants and nice cuban heeled boots#is pretty responsible but has issues being told what to do prob stemming from the whole absent parent thing (srry orion)#can play piano but only the basics. only learned to help with the songwriting process.#if underground wastebasket has a million haters amais is one of them. if underground wastebasket has one hater they are that one.#if underground wastebasket has no haters that means amais is dead.#my mcs#if: infamous#mc: amais rena (infamous)#mb
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Juno steel is the only fandom where I will voluntarily read first-person fics
#I just cannot otherwise#but since juno steel already is told in first person it doesn't feel as off putting to read#sorry to people who write first person fics in other fandoms
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Half Silvan Thranduil
And I don’t mean “oropher after doriath went to the Greenwood and fell in love with a silvan elleth” thranduil.
I mean “oropher and his silvan wife met and married and had thranduil in the years of the trees” thranduil and oropher and his wife had the first ever long distance relationship, with oropher sticking with doriath and his family there, for the time being, and Thranduil and thrandy’s mom staying in the Greenwoods, with oropher joining them when the dwarves sacked doriath for the silmaril bc “fuck this shit, I’m out. I stayed despite this jewel shit once, I’m not doing it again. Especially with a boy king leading a people to ruin bc he refuses to see sense”
Like, Thranduil is sindarian, in the same way Elrond is sindarian. Technically yes, but he wasn’t really raised the sindarin way.
Idk, maybe oropher and his wife got married (and had thranduil) before the sindar followed elwe, which is when they split, bc the wife (does anyone have a recommendation what to call her (or him? Them? I’m not picky)) did not want to live under valarin/maiarin rule. And thranduil wanted to stay with her.
Look all we know is that thranduil is sindarin on his father’s side, but literally nothing else. Canon is a sandbox and I’m building a palace.
#silmarillion#lord of the rings#thranduil#lotr#legolas#mirkwood#the hobbit#greenwood the great#lotr elves#silvans#greenwood#thranduil is silvan on his mother’s side and you cannot convince me otherwise#oropher’s wife when he comes home: I told you#seriously taking suggestions for oropher’s spouse’s name#no name required for thranduil’s wife bc he’s trans and Legolas is a result of a one night stand#I will be taking no notes#ironically enough legolas has the easiest to follow family tree#because it’s just ‘dad’ ‘grandpa’ and ‘grandma’#‘well what comes before?’ nothing. the stars#Ngl i don’t see oropher as a descendant of Elmo#maybe like divine cousins?#wait scratch that#Miriel is thranduil’s twin#so thranduil was def born before the elves first left middle earth#oof the wife and thranduil choose to stay while oropher and Miriel choose to leave#did I just create angst?
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my entire family goes to bed at 9:30 because i live with fucking old people (im joking. somewhat.) and from then on i have to move around the house quietly. this wouldn't be a problem except that my door is incredibly and uniquely fucked up and nigh impossible to open even remotely quietly
#and it can't be left open because the cat will beeline into my room and make my life hell#every door in my house is absolutely fucking horrible in its own way but my room is really bad#the doorknob is like. dislocated. or just made for a much thicker door because the middle part of it is like 3 cm too long#and i either have to align it carefully or pull on it (makes a very loud sound) and then using a very specific amount of pressure turning#while continuing to pull on it so it won't pop#oh and i can technically open it turning both directions but going right makes it pop so fucking loud it's actually ridiculous#the very unpleasant sound of painted metal on painted metal#kiwifae says shit#my partner of two years is just getting the hang of my bedroom door#my friend came over and literally got stuck in the bathroom cuz she couldn't make the door open again#she literally tried for a few seconds and then just yelled for me 😭#that door also pops open randomly sometimes. i do not know why. it didn't use to.#back when the front door was still semi functional i had to fish the literal latch out of the cavity in the lock with a screwdriver cuz my#mom kept slamming the door and misaligning it even though we told her that's what fucks it up#we can only deadbolt that door now. it literally won't close otherwise. (that's how we lost the cat for five days!)#(back when it still semi worked i was the only one who knew how to close it at just the right strength so it would stick but not fall out)#((why isn't there an eye twitch emoji))#but our other outside door exclusively has a deadbolt. that's the only mechanism.#i'm the fucking door wizard in my house and i cannot WAIT to move somewhere where i have functional semi modern door handles#gawd bless i want to kill my fucking landlady
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