#i cannot anymore y'all

[swan-orpheus]

Where in the world galaxy is Carmen Sandiego Barton Coburn?

[juvederm]

i saw an angel

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (not everyone, also random combinations, no specific gang)

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia by a gay person (just sillies), mentions of vomit and poison, mentions of drugs

Desc: placenta, placebo, or gazebo? 🤔

Rindou: yk when you tell someone something then they believe it and it works?

Rindou: like what you're saying isn't true but cause they think it is, it works

Ran: yes

Ran: the placenta effect

Izana: here we fucking go

Smiley: you're kidding right?😁

Ran: are you going to put a Smiley face after every single thing you text?

Ran: we get it, you smile really wide 👍

Smiley: kys

Ran: so hostile and for what

Mikey: idk what the word is but it's definitely not placenta

Izana: how even?

Mitsuya: ...the placebo effect??

Ran: isn't that those huge tent things

Mitsuya: that's a gazebo

Ran: oh

Ran: same thing

Smiley: you dumb as hell

Hakkai: you'd think that big ass forhead of yours would be worth something

Hakkai: smh

Ran: and you'd think after 10 years you'd get over whatever grudge you have against me

Hakkai: you literally hit my best friend (future bf) over the head with a brick

Chifuyu: thought you could sneak that in huh

Hakkai: he could have died

Ran: but he didn't?

Ran: i was just being silly and having fun

Ran: is that such a crime🙄

Hakkai: ITS FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER

Rindou: so is it placebo, placenta, or gazebo?

Mitsuya: it's placebo

Kazutora: placenta's are in females stomachs for pregnancy i think

Baji: that's the uterus (i'm so fucking smart)

Chifuyu: none of those are correct

Draken: google exists also

Draken: why are you asking us

Rindou: shut up for a sec

Rindou: would the placenta effect potentially kill someone

Rindou: like if you told someone that you poisoned them and then after a while they start frothing at the mouth and shit, could they die?

Rindou: or are they being a little bitch and faking lol

Rindou: i didn't actually put the rat poison in his drink (i think)

Rindou: but it kinda seems like he's dying or smth

Mikey: what the fuck is this situation

Mikey: is this real?💀

Rindou: nah

Rindou: hypothetically

Ran: does this have to do with the ambulance being here

Rindou: nah

Rindou: can y'all just answer me

Rindou: hurry before the "poison", does it's job or whatever

Rindou: guys he's throwing up pretty violently

Rindou: there's blood

Rindou: hypothetically

Izana: who would you have "hypothetically" poisoned?😐

Rindou: bro that's not the point, sir

Izana: stop calling me sir in normal situations

Izana: we're normal now and not in a gang and i'm a normal person not a gang leader

Mochi: so we don't have to call you Izana-sama anymore?

Ran: what if it turns us on

Izana: uhm

Kakucho: fuck off

Kakucho: sorry

Ran: Kaku give it up, he's way too old for you

Rindou: so y'all just gonna let the hypothetical person die? ayt

Rindou: i'm on my way to the hospital for unrelated reasons

Kakucho: who's the hypothetical victim of the placebo

Rindou: uhhh Sanzu

Kakucho: LMAO

Kakucho: let him hypothetically die then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: punch him in the stomach

Rindou: i know a lot of y'all don't like him but we're friends now and i don't want him to die also he has the best drugs so i'd rather he stay alive so that i can enjoy them recreationally

Rindou: but i'll do it anyway

Mitsuya: stfu for a sex, punching him will make him throw up, and he'll vomit most of the poison out

Rindou: oh like in the stomach?

Rindou: he's gonna be so mad at me, damn

Baji: "shut up for a sex" lmaoooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baji: and you guys say I'M diabetic💀💀

Mikey: bro what?😭

Kakucho: you mean dyslexic?

Kakucho: nvm the situation speaks for itself

Smiley: the irony of this is crazy

Draken: that got a chuckle outta me 😂

Chifuyu: why you text like a 40 year old dad💀

Ran: i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect

Hakkai: "i never went to school but even i know that's incorrect 🤓👆"

Hakkai: jump into oncoming tragic you f slur🖕

Smiley: aur naur you done made Hakkai homophobic

Ran: you need to fucking chill omg

Mitsuya: are you five years old, Baji

Baji: nah i'm 24 dumbness🤨

Baji: *dumbass

Izana: my oath for not using violence anymore might have to be on hold cause you guys are pissing me the fuck off you fucking incompetent fools useless excuses of human beings

Smiley: bro called us fools

Ran: that's a bit much, sir

Baji: bet you're typing with your left hand

Ran: uh huh <3

Rindou: get some fucking bitches, damn

Ran: where are your bitches, Rindou

Rindou: on my dick

Ran: oh you're talking about the femboys?

Ran: ohh ok i thought you weren't gay but whatever

Mikey: yo is haruchiyo alive?

Rindou: they're pumping his stomach, he'll be fine

Rindou: liking femboys isn't gay

Smiley: 🤨

Angry: 🤨

Rindou: don't act dumb because it's literally in the term 'fem'

Draken: uh, what about the 'boy' part

Rindou: don't twist my words

Rindou: how is liking something that looks like a girl, gay??

Mitsuya: bffr 😐

Rindou: y'all telling me if i fuck haruchiyo i'm gay???

Hakkai: he's a boy?

Rindou: he looks like a woman

Rindou: have you seen his body? tiny ass waist headass. y'all come to the onsen next time you'll see what i mean

Chifuyu: you're being weird rn

Ran: what about his penis, Rindou

Rindou: that's irrelevant

Rindou: besides it's barely noticeable

Draken: people like you and Koko are the fucking problem, get some therapy

Smiley: Rindou thinks fucking a guy in the ass isn't gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rindou: "FEM"

Draken: BOY???? MALE??? MAN??? DICK???

Rindou: ok who's gay now, weirdo🤨

Draken: kys (kill yourself)

[raiiny-bay]

finished dhes & kel's character pages so here are the lil edits i made for both of em :-)

[floridazcrazy]

Yall I'm thinking...

Oliver Bearman realizing hes falling for his rookie, wonderkid teammate; who happens to be 17 yo girl! Kimi. If they do get together Ollie realizes they're on borrowed time together until they both reach f1 (not if), where the stress of hiding a relationship and representing such heavy teams would tear them apart. lmao

Everyone saw how brocedes tore themselves apart because they loved each other, but not enough to lose. girl!lewis ofc

Smth Smth bearnelli brocedes parallels. girl!Kimi expected to be the next verstappen-esque prodigy whilst carrying a flop era merc and Ollie is in tifosi hell.

girl!Dino needs to come get her man b4 I do smh *shakes head* speaking of I was thinking of her w/ either Paul or Ollie. Paulito bc they were attached at the hip at prema and Ollie bc he deffo used to like her or still kind've does neowww. Do y'all understand?/ No ? IDC!!!

[littlefankingdom]

Character: *Is clearly suffering from depression*

Me: I'm sure the fandom doesn't make fun of it or vilify it, portraying depressed folks as toxic to be around... (/sarcasm, they fucking do everytime)

[rosesradio]

hey quick question what's a fandom influencer

[sophsicle]

wdym if we don't count this chapter soph

what do you mean by that?😭😭😭

i already wanto cut my arm off because of the sneak (not sure why my arm but that was my first thought)

[experimentalmadness]

Some of y'all are dangerously close to literally saying Jewish food is, somehow a sinister global conspiracy. And you need to take a breath and realize how deranged you sound.

[elderyautjavegeta]

I don't think I've ever made a funnier typo.

Croc pls

The word was supposed to be "plus", but my husband pointed out that "please" DOES actually fit better, so we're keeping it (but you know, spelled correctly...)

[secretsolarsystem]

[vael-fire]

Weight of the World

Alonza, an Oath of the Ancients paladin, desperately wants to convince Halsin that he deserves all the love in the world. Aka Act 3 bonus romance scenes my brain invented to resolve outstanding character trauma weeee~ Named for BRMC's song "Weight of the World"... because Halsin.

Tags updated with new chapters.

Chapter 1: Let the Master Become the Student

“Did you wait to tell me that you wanted me… because you thought, somehow, you didn’t deserve to be happy while the shadow curse lingered?” -Alonza

"Every straight-laced, tight-assed paladin could benefit from a sweaty, semi-feral bear-man willing to help him unleash his inner freak." - Astarion

[iero]

Isn't that one white guy from stranger things a known zionist now? 😭

Noah Schnapp (the one who plays Will), Brett Gelman (the one who plays Murray) and even the Stranger Things producer Shawn Levy are all known Zionists. This is why I have stopped posting about Stranger Things.

[quinloki]

You might not realize this, but you're basically my tumblr bestie. I talk to you more than anyone else and you're such a good sport you allow it. You have created a safe corner on not just tumblr but the Interwebs where not only can people be themselves truly without fear of judgment but you also made it safe enough for people to explore things they otherwise might not have.

You're patient, kind, and compassionate. If asked for advice you give it genuinely. If people want to vent or gush or both, you listen attentively and respond back. Your responses are real, not canned.

Your writing is not just creative, it's inspired. You encourage others, connect people together, and indulge our desires with stories that we may or may not have read/written otherwise.

Plus, you like puns! Cannot go wrong on a person who values puns. On top of allowing people to be themselves, you also allow them to be the fans they are. No matter what they're into or which character they love, you're down for it. You don't turn people away for liking a less desirable character or having a really niche kink or having no kinks at all.

😭

oh my god I have cracked - I can't not say anything! This is so sweet - THEY'VE ALL BEEN SO SWEET!

I'm so glad people feel safe coming to me, I'm honored folks feel comfortable to share their OCs and head canons and everything else. I love it - I love ALL of it - I don't even have to agree with it, I LOVE IT. I love the passion in the fandom, I love the joy and the expression.

I love the friends I've made, I love the friends I'm going to make, the support, the kindness - I swear I get more of it than I give I don't even know where to start.

I hope people never worry about what they come to me with. I hope the only thing that lasts longer than this desire to write are the friends I've found from it. I don't give a shit if that sounds corny or whatever, I mean it.

I have had such a rough start to this month, and it's always a hard month for me, and I'm just so touched. ALL of these asks that came in - I'mma keep doing my best, and not just the writing, but for people to feel comfortable being here. T-T

My heart's leaking out of my eyes. ❤️💖🥰

[westonsims00]

Good lord...my game looks so MF crusty rn.

I don't know what's worse: the damn pulsating shopping cart, the grainy ass Reshade or the UI that looks like a freaking chopped salad...Y'all I—

[six-eyed-samurai]

Ranting time everyone! If you guessed I'm fed up with my sister, you guessed right!

Because I'm not telling her to shut up but I hope you know you venting about the same person and same subject and same problem for the second time every minute all day without me asking to hear it is really pushing it

But yknow what really is pushing it?

HER practically SPITTING on me