#i can't sleep

[primarinite]

i know they ate a cheese

[dalliancekay]

If You Love Aziraphale

I'm inviting you into my prayer circle We worship good books, and fics, hot chocolate, treats of all kinds; we give zero fucks about people wilfully misunderstanding us and we practice chilling and taking naps instead of trying to do something all the time cos there are so many things to do (and worry about but we don't talk about that). To apply: - declare your love for Aziraphale

That's it. You are in. Welcome. We start as soon as we finish the chapter. Or when they kiss in this fic already, yeah, that's more likely...

[ventique18]

🐉 is carrying their baby because 🌸♀️ is in the restroom.

🐉: *humming a lullaby*

🐉🍼: *kneads dad's chest*

🐉🍼: *bites, attempting to feed*

🐉: "..."

🐉🍼: "..."

🐉🍼: 💢 *Punches dad in the face* (He felt scammed)

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🐉: "Why does my own son hate me..."

🐊: "Sire... The little prince is just hungry!"

⚔️: "Yes, I'm sure he would have acted differently if he was full and awake."

🐉: "He flatulates directly on my face but not on his mother's when we are asleep..."

🐊: "SIRE..! The... The little prince is just too full!"

⚔️: "Yes, I'm-- I'm sure he would have acted differently if he wasn't so full and was awake."

🐉: "He urinated straight to my face when I was changing his diaper the other day..."

🐊: "Sire..!"

⚔️: "My liege..."

[nostalgiaclown]

I think Emmrich would be really good at relaxing someone with an overactive mind... when the insomnia hits and your brain just won't turn off..

I think he could talk to you about anything and everything. Maybe he just plays with your hair, gently rubs your arm in time with slow, gentle breaths...

Pulls you close to his chest and let's the steady thrum of his heart keep you grounded, maybe he could just... describe a scene for you to imagine.. till you drift off...

[iliothermia]

If you could ask me to draw fanart of ONE character who would it be

[gin-juice-tonic]

Its glossed over in the show but Ford was able to hunt down Stan's impermanent motel address to send him that postcard. I can only imagine Fords been keeping tabs on him, but how long for? To what extent? Did he know the kind of trouble Stan was in? He seems caught off guard when Stan talks about his life right before the portal accident.

We see Stan call Ford and hang up without saying anything. Did Ford ever do something similar to Stan?

The things left in between the canon of this show man

[maomilaa]

good luck babe!

[lovelyscourge]

<3

[she/they - ok to reblog]

[chaotic-planet]

I Can't Sleep Hear the Flibbity Jibbity Jibber Jabber

Saturn stop having weird ideas challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[inv3ga]

How Sleep Token initiates sexy time

+18 MDNI

Vessel

Doesn't set the mood. He is the mood.

You never know what to expect when he pounces. Wrapping a blindfold on you from behind? Dragging you by the neck to the bedroom? Locking a handcuff on the hand you're using to hold the vegetable you're slicing and saying, "now be a good slut and put your other hand behind your back so i can make you scream my name."

II

Watches you like a hawk. Just waiting till you notice the enticing "come hither and I'll give you *at least* three of the most earthshattering orgasms you'll ever have." look in his eye.

It's only a matter of time before you jump his bones after that.

So he waits in your bedroom, sitting at the edge of the bed, wearing that three piece suit he knows you love and says...

"You kept me waiting, love. Be a good bitch and come ride my thigh."

III

When he's in the mood, he most definitely lets you know

Many many many naughty texts.

Ranges from raunchy af desperate pleas to pictures of his hard cock or videos.

"Look at what you do to me, bird. *groan* Look at how hard my cock is for you. It's time you take responsibility and wrapped your mouth around it."

iv

He let's you know right away what he wants and how he wants it

He'll drag you feet first to him until you're straddling him

He grips your hips to an almost painful degree, but that's not even a blip on your radar since all you can feel is the delicious friction between you and his prominent bulge.

"Cocksleeve, you're going to do what you do best: riding my cock. You know what to do, sweetness. There you go. Ease yourself down."

[babygirlblogger]

[slashparty]

[msmpictures]

¿Maroon? She deserves at least a sketch dude..

Maroon my life, no more no less

[metamatar]

sometimes im reading like, really depressing books about the contours of the rot in this country and i wonder if i could just stop caring about hindutva, find it less interesting in that macabre way you are curious about how you will deal with the death of someone you love, not feel the quiet anger-guilt-responsibility in the background humming, to give yourself the relief of indulging in fantasy and to never remember you made that choice.

[laputaskies]

What's a favor between friends?

[aryartzs-ttte]

🤔