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#guess what my day's been like#how the fuck do you go to three stores#and not one of them has acceptable pastrami#one had turkey pastrami and like#pastrami flavored bologna#and that doesn't count#i can't serve that shit#my mom and dad raised me better than that
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Dumping all my old Strike Hawk art here
These 3 pages are titled "Lost and Found". It's not rly related to any particular event in the story (it's just the aftermath of a mission here) But i'd probably situate it after chapter 8 with the whole Camu ordeal. I wanted to show how Kamui has found people that accept him and care for him while Camu is left behind, living through Kamui
#pgr#punishing gray raven#strike hawk#my love for this squad is immeasurable#am i the only one finding the “be positive” joke funny considering that chrome has coincidentally B fluid type#c-chrome crying p-prettty *gets sniped*#sometimes comfort is sunshine boy kamui hugging chrome who can't hold back tears of relief#serve me a protective chrome who's scared of losing his teammates and i'll eat that shit up#strike hawk angst *chefs kiss*#mama chrome and his lil birbs!!!#truly a found family#i have so much love for these four idiots#also kamui and camu's bond simultaneously kills me and heals me#pgr chrome#pgr kamui#pgr wanshi#pgr camu#cw injury#shinxo comic#shinxo art
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So I've already shared parts of this on a discord server, but I have to scream about Ketheric Thorm on here as well. Obviously spoilers about the character under the cut! It's a long one.
The entirety of act 2 is about him, right? Jaheira, Shadowheart and numerous other NPCs shit on him for his fickle faith. First Selune, then Shar, then, as we meet him, Myrkul. You hear about his changes of faith on a whim, you hear that he's the person responsible for the shadow curse, he is painted as a villain, plain and simple.
You can figure it out pretty early on that Isobel was resurrected and that she is his daughter; the detail as well that he wants Isobel alive is so on the nose, it gives him away completely but there are still a few questions that remain unanswered, mainly about his faith.
And then you get to the mausoleum and the picture assembles; this entire tragedy, the death of hundreds if not thousands and the complete ruination of a landscape was all, ALL because you had this absolutely wrenched, heartbroken father who had lost everything and nobody answered his grief. He was left woefully alone, the Goddess whose daughter his daughter was involved with did nothing to save Isobel.
Imagine outliving your wife and your daughter. Imagine dedicating your life to fight the Lady of Loss, your Lady of Silver's enemy, and then be left so completely alone and in silence with your grief, with your loss. It's so, so poetic how and why he turned from Selune, and it's so understandable as well; he broke. His spirit completely broke. He couldn't deal with that void of having lost the only two important people in his life, seemingly undeservedly so. He was going mad with this and a lot of his ire was likely targeted at Aylin who, in his eye, represented Selune; she's literally her daughter, after all, and it was implied that even before the deaths of his family, he sort of saw Aylin courting Isobel as Selune taking his daughter from him, despite his service. This relationship was clearly not seen by him as a boon of "giving his daughter to the Moon-maiden".
His ways in the past clearly didn't spare him from tragedy and having to cope with it (which he clearly didn't, he snapped under the weight of his grief). He was clearly angry and unable to do anything, furious and helpless, which is a dangerous combination. A good part of his first change of heart must have been fuelled by a sense of revenge.
But then Shar didn't provide any balm to his aching heart either. If you read his letters in Grymforge and in act 2, he is so focused on enacting the will of Shar because he believes that healing lies in oblivion. Everything would be easier if he could just forget, if the damn world could just forget, if nothing was remembered because without Melodia and Isobel, nothing was worth remembering.
Then came Myrkul. Literally the only god who was not only able, but WILLING to give back his daughter to him. Imagine spending your all, EVERYTHING you have to serve two gods who would not give a single shit about the greatest suffering in your life. You were basically nothing, your loyalty didn't matter for shit, everything that was taken from you amounted to no recognition whatsoever: you should simply cope and seethe. Your grief will not simply go unanswered (which is not inherently antagonising) but ignored.
And then comes this supposedly evil entity who can alleviate your pain just like that, snap of a finger and it's a done deal.
I am so serious when I say that I believe Ketheric's main incentive was to extend Aylin's immortality to Isobel as well. You can read in her diary that she feels a taint after having came back, and there are things not even Selune can cleanse, but at this point, Ketheric doesn't care about Selune, vengeance is secondary if not tertiary, he's done that war during his Shar years and what did it give him? Literally nothing.
He doesn't even care about the fact that Isobel is still her cleric. He cares about the single most important fact: Isobel is back. Life is worth living again, there is something for him, and it was not Selune or Shar who gave it to him but Myrkul, and for this singular gift, he would raze the world for the Lord of Bones. Like people can clown on him for being disloyal but the man has the loyalty of a dog bonded to its owner.
He is powerful and is willing to go to insane lengths for crumbs. What is raising a single life for a god? Nothing. It has happened and it will happen again. But Ketheric will go to the ends of the earth to serve the single god who actually listened to him. The one god who didn't ignore him.
He knows that what he does is not the morally upright thing! He is so insanely self-aware that allying with Orin and Gortash and doing this entire plot with them only to then betray them is morally reprehensible at the best of times, he knows that people hate him, etc-etc. He was a Selunite at one point and he's not stupid. He just doesn't care; it could be literal Asmodeus and he wouldn't care as long as he got what he wanted, no matter the price.
He is probably the only one from the three of the chosen who has complete clarity over his situation, he almost sways (if you pass the check during his confrontation), he is not an inherently evil man blinded by power.
But he is inherently loyal to those deserving, and as of the story's standing, completely broken by his grief. In his eyes, at this point, the only one deserving loyalty is the one who actually listened to him. Isobel lives. It doesn't matter that she hates him, that his entire life has fallen apart, that literally nothing else that is good has come of it, because Isobel lives.
I don't think he regrets a single thing. His consciousness might tear at him at the end, but I believe he would do everything over again, exactly as he did, because in the end, his daughter was brought back. Because what would a grieving, broken parent give to bring back their child? Everything. Absolutely everything. And it's such a simply given answer, no second thoughts, no doubts.
Nobody can tell me that this man is fickle. Nobody. This man was willing to burn the world to the ground, create a Boudica destruction layer all by himself for the one single thing he wanted. For any God that would listen.
I don't know, I just have a lot of thoughts about his character.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#ketheric thorm#and I also have a lot of thoughts of how Aylin foils him#I fully believe that he was in the right in the capacity that he switched around his gods when he was literally ignored despite his life's#work. despite all that he has given. I think it's reasonable to expect in the world of gods who actively meddle in mortal affairs on their#whims and make shit worse that in just one single case they would. idk. NOT expect one of their devotees to remain blindly loyal to them#after their prayers go unanswered. like yes; go and try your luck elsewhere because this devotion of yours is clearly being taken for#granted. you get NOTHING out of your worship. you can't even sleep well because your loved ones are dead and you are expected to just what?#deal with it on your own? and remain loyal? why?#some sense of 'honour'?#I really like this depiction of faith actually. I really like when clerics and paladins are given agency and critical thought that hey!#this is actually giving me nothing despite me dedicating my entire life to it! and I have only one of it so why not take it somewhere where#it's actually valued. you know. as a treat.#I *personally* much more prefer this depiction of a crisis of faith than what we got with Shadowheart or Lae'zel; their stories are very#interesting on their own but I think throwing yourself from one end to the other not because you actually have a goal that it could serve#but because you are desperate for a purpose#is a slightly less potent character narrative than having an actual goal yourself. not by much but by a little.#again#PERSONALLY
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Yesterday, I wrote that I might expand on my "dream world" theory in 4 Minutes (which I've had since I reacted to the trailer and teaser) and here I am doing just that because I can't seem to get it out of my head (and I need to get this out of my head so I can focus on the Olympics, lol).
I also mentioned yesterday that I should've called it something better than "dream world" because it doesn't really encapsulate what I mean by it.
Does it include Great's dreams? Yes. His visions too. And perhaps everything else going on as well.
As I wrote in my post yesterday, the visions Great has at the end of the first episode (the visions of Tyme and himself together) are his future self's memories. The reason he has those visions (which are clearly more than 4 minutes into the future), is because he's been sent back in time. Not in a time-travel kind of way, but perhaps an out-of-body experience kind of way as he experiences a cardiac arrest in the present time (the patient at the beginning of the episode).
(That 4 above his bed is deliciously placed, btw. And the flashing red lights mean things, which I might expand on in a separate post. But, you know, the Olympics...)
This also ties in with my theory that Great has gained his precognitive ability to redeem himself from a past mistake/transgression (the past being the events we see play out throughout most of the first episode). The cardiac arrest is the root cause of it, but the things he sees and can change are the things he needs to change to have a different outcome in the future. Perhaps to save Tyme from being killed. Perhaps to save himself from dying. Perhaps both. Perhaps more.
If this is true, I think we'll see a mix of "the 4-minutes phenomenon" (which it said on Den's board) and Great's other visions from his future self.
I don't know about you, but I'm excited to get more of this mindfuckery from Sammon. Thank you, queen!
Is it Friday, yet?
#I love the mindfuckery Sammon serves me#even though it's at the same time as the Olympics and I can't fucking focus#lmao#ice queen holmes#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#thai ql#thai bl#thai series#my shit
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[SR] Lysander - Ramshackle Sleepover
for the fan event made by @gl00myb3arz i thought it's such a cute idea, i just had to take part <3
(click for vetter quality pls!!!!!)
[ voicelines under the cut ]
When Summoned: I never had a sleepover when I was a kid. Tell me if I act weirdly, will you?
Groooovy!!: [LOCKED]
Home: This should be fun! Or, I think so? Maybe?
Home Idle 1: I’m not really used to so many people being here. It’s kind of stressing me out.
Home Idle 2: It’s not like I sleep a lot at night either way so…
Home Idle 3: It would be unfortunate if we ran out of food so I really hope I cooked enough for everybody.
Home Idle - Login: Please be careful around my plants, sweetheart. It’s bad enough Grim keeps knocking them over.
Home Idle - Groovy: [LOCKED]
Home Tap 1: You don’t think my gown is weird, do you? Ace said I almost look like one of the ghosts here, but this really is just what I wear!
Home Tap 2: Oh, the hair? Vil did it for me. It’s cute, isn’t it?
Home Tap 3: I have to admit, I’m not really sure what people do at sleepovers.
Home Tap 4: Epel and Deuce really wanted to help me with the cooking but I just shooed them out of my kitchen. They only wanted to get more food from me anyways.
Home Tap 5: Of course I invited Rook too, but now I got nervous all of sudden. I- I don’t know if I want him to see me like this.
Home Tap - Groovy: [LOCKED]
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#twst yuu#twst yuu oc#ramshackle prefect#ramshacklesleepover#💌 art#★ lysander#hes serving edwardian ghost realness#his braid should be longer i just ran out of patience to draw it lol#also !!! THIS TIME i didnt forget his glasses this time it's on purpose#hes sleeby alright let him be cozy (he can't see shit)
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okay so for the other thing i said in the tags hwqoghks. the way mickey punches that guy so hard he flips over. absolutely unnecessary btw.
but just as importantly. the way ian laughs at that. and the way he grins to himself when the guy insults him because he knows mickey's gonna be his black knight about it lmao.
#jack facts#i just KNOW mandy and ian - and eventually sveta and debbie and maybe even kev/vee and honestly lip if he could ever swallow enough pride#- intentionally set people up to be unpleasant to them in front of mickey just to see him serve them the sidewalk lmfaooooo#like maybe they have a legit issue with the person and need them taken out of the way#but they don't tell mickey what the real problem is because that's not as fun qhoguwkksvk#or maybe the person is just on their fucking shit list and they can't be bothered to get revenge or make them go away themselves#nbd just orchestrate a situation where they behave in an honorless manner in front of mickey#voila. comedic and possibly comedically disproportionate retribution. hot and ready to order.#shameless#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher#gallavich#hc
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wanted to contribute to what his wings probs looks like
I stared at so many dung beetle photos oh my lordy.... I now very well know what scarab beetles look like
#scarab the god auditor#scarab fionna and cake#scarab fanart#the scarab#adventure time fanart#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna and cake fanart#digital art#fanart#FUCK dude I went way too hard with this#I had way way too much rendering him I'm sorry gang 😔#anyways yall get your soup#the baby girl has served#I love drawing him if you can't tell#he's so cool#he's such a grumby crabby little shit head loser❤️💕💞#I think the wings turned out good#I stared at a lot of beetle wings like “... yelow.......like himb eyes....”#a lot of dung beetle species have orange/yellow colored wings so that's what I went with#several others have more regular light colored or clear wings#and of course theres the african scarab with it's beautiful iridescent wings and elytra#buuut I went with the scarab beetles or dung beetle species whos elytra closest resembled The Scarab's mask#since his mask is meant to mimic an actual scarabs elytra#anywho enough insect jibber jabber#enjoy me artwork I worked very hard and totally didn't avoid hw by drawing this
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my one season 4 complaint is Where The Fuck Was Aneesa
#never have i ever#i really wish her and fabiola had stayed together them not working out didn't rlly serve any purpose to the plot for the new season#fabiola's new relationship was barely rlaborated upon. as expected.#and aneesa was basically written out she was barely even part of the group#plus that scene of them at the staircase talking about fab's robotics team. they still have so much chemistry and they were literally just#talking about robotics#i understand she's not a major character and she can't have a separate plotline to herself but she wasn't even involved in anyone else's#her and fabiola were cute together and she would've at least been part of the plot if they were still dating#allison was barely a character what was the point of writing some random new partner for fabiola when she already had a perfectly good#love interest#it just doesn't make sense to me. whi decided it would be a good idea for them to break up#was it just an opportunity to shove in a nonbinary character who had no personality and was just there as someone's s/o and call it#representation#cause there are Many better ways to have nonbinary rep than this#but ofc mindy kaling wouldn't give a shit about this.#n e ways for this support my nonbinary aneesa hc . it's real.#fabiola torres#aneesa qureshi#OR AT THE VERY LEAST SHE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN WITH PAXTON. SHE HAD THAT NICE HOT JOCK LINE AT THE END OF SEASON 3#im fabneesa 4 life but i would honestly be haply with her dating paxton. they're both cool and they'd be fun together. and she deserves a#nice hot jock boyfriend.
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a collection of my favourite "twitter gay compliments"
feel free to add more
#i can't stop thinking about motherquake#or the motherplane into the world serve center LIKE WHAT#how do you even think about this shit#diary of a gay slav
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it's amazing how even in my school-related stress dreams 11 years after dropping out, i'm still a massive bitch.
last night i saw a video about how some kiddos these days have electronic hall passes that time how long you shit & i was like "oh, that's For Sure showing up in a nightmare tonight."
and indeed i did dream about being back in high school.
except in the dream i was at a table in my school library opening huge packages of candle-making and soap-making supplies, and the staff were like, "uhm, your lunch period is over in ten minutes," and i was like, "yup. i'm in the middle of something right now, tho. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" and then when the bell rang, the rest of the dream became about an increasing number of administrators and school cops coming down to try to pry me away from my candle-making hobby while i sat my ass firmly in my chair and went, "put your hands on me. i fucking dare you."
......which is.
more or less. exactly what being in high school was. actually like for me.
#dreams can't Get You trapped in a classroom if you refused to put up with that shit irl. i guess.#pathological noncompliance serving me well 11 years later. i can promise you all it did me no favors at the time#also pathologizing noncompliance is evil. doctors are evil cops are evil and high school is a special kind of evil.#to my followers who are still in high school i'm so sorry. life is gonna get so much better once ppl stop TIMING HOW LONG YOU SHIT.#i don't often say freak behavior but truly freak behavior. leave teenagers ALONE.#dreams
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idk life being life and art block being art block but
damn, some of y'all either got no fucking manners, can't mind your business, can't keep your shitbird mouths shut when there's nothing nice in there to start, bumming out people I know because clinical foolishness is going around
here's a wip I guess; tmnt (general) fans I fuck with you and sorry ig for not bullying some turtles for the giggles
tmnt (rise) fans... guys are on some thin motherfucking ice, fix your posture if you can't fix your fucking attitudes
#bitch I tried giving the Rise section the benefit of the doubt#like you know maybe they just had to find a groove in this fandom since a lot of new tmnt fans came in through Rise I've seen#it's as old as me and I was new to it once too#hell Rise brought me BACK to TMNT#.......and then I hear the absolute FUCKERY you put Rise artists and writers through#not only here but insta and twitter too???#can't even be grateful for the fandom food served#if you don't wanna eat the fandom “chicken”#then you don't gotta sit there and eat the fandom “chicken”#go fix a plate of fandom “steak”#fandom “lobster”#you don't have to put the fandom “chicken” on your plate#euphemistically speaking#shit we're on the pissing on the poor reading comprehension site... oh thefuck well#tl;dr mind your FUCKING manners
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I want more Saiki crossover fics
I don't care what the other fandom is
i just want them
#and the interaction HAS to go like this#"Hi! I'm [eneter random character name here]#“I'm Kusuo Saiki”#“Aww your just a little baby child who can't do any harm!”#*Goes full on psychic 10000% power mode*#*Other person is in utter shock*#Better yet if the other person is a bit evil and self-serving#and is like#“So you should join my side/go under my wing!!”#after they see his powers#i eat that shit up#i eat this shit up#silly#sillyposting#erm anyways#saiki no psi nan#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki k#saiki#saiki kusuo#saiki kusou no psi nan#kusuo saiki
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And Rhaena Targaryen 🩷 my baby 🥰
I like to think this is her with the council of regents being like "yeah sure you can marry me off I won't be difficult I want to help and I need to deal with the grief and guilt of seeing basically my whole family dying while I was safe in the vale and also being the last dragonrider while my twin sister lost her own dragon and my traumatized brother too and he hates dragons now please help me I can't sleep at night anymore 😫"
"Lady Rhaena proved to be as tractable as her sister had been willful. She would of course wed whomever the king and council wished, she allowed, though “it would please me if he was not so old he could not give me children, nor so fat that he would crush me when we are abed. So long as he is kind and gentle and noble, I know that I shall love him.”
#rhaena of pentos#rhaena targaryen#valyrianscrolls#house targaryen#asoiaf art#fanart#yeah i like to headcanon/analyze rhaena as having massive guilt after the war#stemming from the years she spent not having a dragon & feeling useless to her family ESPECIALLY during the war#and now she has a dragon but it doesn't matter cause the war is done and also she can't ride it yet anyway#also her braver & bolder sister has lost her own dragon so she feels even more like shit cause there's this tension between them#and they just won't even talk about it or name it#so now all she can do is offer herself to make things better heal the realm serve her family & dynasty
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g*lmar rly has to be the best skajrim character on the real like even if you don't like him he just is . literally The best one i think......... on dat note i also imagine that he and ulfr*c despite being fairydust BFFs for lyfe genuinely have the worst communication skills ever seen
#text#but i already talked about how g*lmar is weird about ulfr*c anyways#literally jubilant and feeling special cus he's the only person ulfr*c actually trusts and speaks to outside of formal conversations#he's a very manly man too (like N*loth) for wanting to just control everything... well actually having ulfr*c under 'control' is enough 4 -#- him. unlike n*loth who wants to be above everything that moves. literally not about him tho#i hope that other st*rmcloaks develop a habit of going to hide downstairs in the palace whenever they can tell the vibe between -#- g*lmar and ulfr*c is off because they're gonna be yelling at each other and throwing shit around for 40 minutes in a few seconds#i don't believe they'd fight insanely often but being at an active war probably gets them heated more. Often than usual; and their -#- conflicts are never resolved. i feel like they just don't talk to each other for a good 2 days and act like nothing happened#they're way too manly and prideful to actually let the other one 'win' so they just don't say anything ever post-arguing#Tbhs g*lmar actually really likes that ulfr*c is so unstable and harrowed because it makes himself feel very good and reliable -#- but he has his limits 😂LMFAOO i bet sometimes he gets really tired of him being so traumatized. very rarely but he does think about it#i'll have to desribe that a bit better later tho... don't know how to word it atm#but maybe he wants to punch him or something BYE. no...... 💔savage as hell#he likes it in a very general sense of ulfr*c's personality especially between them but doesn't like it when it causes them to clash#this might just be mostly ulfr*c's doing cus i doubt he's actually talkative about his past issues and Troubles (torture mayhem) and -#- can't communicate anything about it or set boundaries when needed. he just gets mad or very avoidant. No fixing that tho#well it's just shameful to him so he'd rather do nothing than even admit anything to anyone Everrrrr#why does his life suck so bad LMFAOOOOOOOOO#their nasty musty mutualism .. leeching off your traumatized Bff so that he can make you feel good by saying he needs you in particular#while U pay him back with some support.......SOME#Oh well#that zero communication between some sk*rim characters looks yammy as fuck to me. A;lways. ALWAYS#nelvas is power dynamic induced...... g*lmar&&ulfr*c trauma-caused... elituli Um😂 t*llius doesn't even know any hobbies she has#bye this is why they're serving so hard
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Me, reading about The Curse of the House of Atreus:
#many emotions here#and they're all digusted and shocked and horrified#i thought 'well it can't be THAT bad of a curse' IT WAS!!! IT WAS AND ITS WAY WAY WAY WORSE#it just keep freaking escalating at high freaking speeds#it did NOT give me a chance to digest the information before it hits me in the head with another hundred ton punch to the gut#and it KEEPS GOING#'read illiad' they said. 'it'll be fun' they said#WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS???#i knew about the guy who chopped up his kid cooked the guy and served it to gods at some party but i never fucking knew there was MORE TO I#wtf wtf wtf#thanks a LOT greek classics. very informative. great job of the chaotic and violent spiral down to hell#oh and the cannibalism too#can't forget the cannibalism#a friend said 'search up the house of atreus! they're VERY intersting to the story. Agamemnon is part of that house' yeah WHAT THE FUCK#greek classics#the illiad#trojan war#agamemnon#house of atreus#greek mythology#i experienced all 7 stages of grief in the 5-10mins of reading this shit. what the fuck you guys
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The violent urge to declutter and deep clean vs. the respect you have for your roomate and their things.
#been going a bit feral as the clutter has been creaping#it's not even that bad which makes me feel a little more insane#my one conern of living alone again (besides the cost of living) is not having a human presence to keep me on track#but I'd actually love to lose my mind by myself#I think I'd be good at it (I am)#100% on tumblr while debating how much shit I can move before it's invasive#I can't remove items (what is the purpose of two mops?!) but I can relocate them into smaller denser populations#I am a landscaper#a very hands on biologist#these creatures (stuff) serve a purpose in their own lives but they are expanding beyond their borders a#*and are being relocated back to their natural habitate (not in my space)
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