#i can't he's literally JESUS
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
#im actually not okay im never getting over this#this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't#no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al#this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS#HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS#how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant#i need psychiatric help#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#go s2
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forced to once again remember how shadow is laughing when he says "i think i figured out what the ultimate lifeform is! it might be you!"
#speaking#he says this while literally actively dying in space losing energy enough that he isn't too prideful to say straight up#that he can't last very long like this while sonic's almost every voice line has some variant of 'shadow you okay?!?!'#he just fucking. laughs. i can only imagine it's that tired exhausted manic state that makes him go 'haha ... sonic!!!'#insane to me. like . jesus christ dude. what the fuck.#i was gonna say this is an unhinged reaction to reframing your entire life and purpose but at the same time i guess he already did that#smth smth 'i have to keep my promise to maria ... and you' (dies) (im talking about myself but him too he dies too)
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It's wild to me that I had heard of the prime Kirk/Spock content in various TOS episodes long before I saw them, but had never heard of what IMO is the shippiest moment of all thus far, in an interestingly O_o goddamn I do not want whatever you two have but you do you?? holy shit though what a moment way.
I'm of course referring to the otherwise rather mid episode "Requiem for Methuselah," in which Kirk has an underwritten love affair with a clueless woman whose various secrets have to be discovered before her inevitable death.
At one point in this relationship, her.......uh, guardian??? sort of???????? had Spock play the piano while she and Kirk waltzed, which (in-story) Spock did perfectly while somehow managing to silently exude even more intensity than usual. After the plot (and her life) were over, we end not with the usual cheerful bit of snark on the bridge that ends most episodes, but with a weary Kirk falling asleep with his head on his arms and Spock hovering not for away. McCoy exposits the last bit of detail and then goes on an unprompted and honestly pretty viciously racist speech about how Spock, unlike Kirk, will never suffer from the joys and travails of love because of his inherent lack of feeling as a Vulcan. The speech is longer than usual and just really mean-spirited as McCoy waxes rhapsodic about all the aspects of passionate true love that Spock will not and cannot experience as a Vulcan before he just leaves.
Spock then turns to look at Kirk, and now just bleeding intensity, takes a few slow, deliberate steps towards the sleeping Kirk, lays his hand against Kirk's cheek and neck, and then very obviously mind melds with the sleeping Kirk while murmuring, "Forget."
Is this healthy respectful behavior that honors Kirk's autonomy? No, obviously. Is it god-tier repressed homoerotic passion between two people who should probably just work their issues out and stop inflicting themselves on anyone else? Yes.
#there are a lot of oddly paced slow physical staging bits in the episode so at first i wasn't sure it was significant that spock is so slow#in his approach to kirk at the end - coming right off the mccoy speech about passionate love it was something else#but i wasn't sure what he was even going to do until he laid his hand against kirk's face and i was just thinking wait WHAT#and then the - wait is he MIND MELDING with SLEEPING KIRK as a response to the accusation that he is racially incapable of passionate love?#and then realized that this episode - in which he admits to one feeling ('envy') culminates in him wiping his rival from kirk's memory#jesus. what the fuck. i'm sorry if i ever thought the kirk/spock fangirls of the last decades were exaggerating#blandly healthy and supportive spirk is out toxic yaoi spirk is in#(also there's a bad episode in which shatner is forced to give a godawful ramble about losing command! i'm losing command!#and kirk is just melting down as he and spock get into an elevator and it's just going up floors as kirk loses his shit#and it would just be unforgivably awful but his fixation on losing authority of his beloved enterprise is stopped by one word from spock#spock literally murmurs 'jim' and kirk just sort of collapses on him and then immediately relaxes and calms down. wild shit)#anghraine babbles#star trek#star trek: the original series#long post#spock#james t kirk#kirk x spock#mccoy critical#i actually love him in most episodes but this was awful and out of nowhere#in terms of the stakes at that point. but the fact that it's this huge rhapsodic speech about the grand passion of LOOOOOVE#not only talking positively but also about the torments of love that spock allegedly can't feel#and it leads /directly/ into spock wiping this woman from kirk's memory????? well. i am not blind to the function it serves. let's say.
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He was about to kill you, Lex. Or divulge something you didn't want me to know.
— SMALLVILLE, "Forever" (4.21)
+ bonus from "Arctic" (7.20):
#smallville#smallvilleedit#svedit#lex luthor#jason teague#lionel luthor#clark isn't in these scenes but they're still very much#clex#sv 4x21#sv 7x20#dcmultiverse#my gifs#'why can't you see what's right in front of your face lex?' god. god. godddd.#I think there's a really interesting discussion to be had (with many potential viewpoints)#re: to what extent lex actually knew the truth either consciously or subconsciously at any particular time#and how much he was just in denial about it (and why)#I'm not really prepared to have that discussion in these tags but like#let's face it - lex figured out that clark had powers all the way back in 1x12#just because clark convinced him he was wrong at the time doesn't mean he just forgot that whole thing#and yet it seemed like the more seasons went on and the more obvious the truth became#especially the fact that clark was so heavily tied to all the alien weirdness of smallville#the more lex seemed to (subconsciously?) push back against accepting or recognizing that truth#I mean that's literally what he's doing in the 4x21 scene with jason#so it's like he both desperately wanted to know clark's secret but also didn't want to know at all#and that's just SO interesting#I mean jesus the 7x20 scene is supposed to be peak evil lex and yet he STILL has to be pushed into accepting the truth#and he does so with his eyes glistening because yeah he wanted to know clark's secret once upon a time but he never wanted THIS#(remember when lex told jonathan in s1 that he just wanted clark to have a happy normal life bc clark was such a good person?#and then he's told in 7x20 that to save the world he has to KILL clark and take that life away from him hahaha [crying] it's fine I'm FINE)#wow I really said 'I'm not prepared to have this discussion' and then just. proceeded to have it anyway huh. lmao oops
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I think we need to blow up the mouthwashing tag on every social media site
Solid fucking agree 🚬🐴
#asks#anon#can people treat I dunno. really heavy topics with the weight they deserve instead of fandomizing them like everything else. I know the#answer but still. and the way people have done it too is insaneeee like come the fuck on you people are literally ignoring shit for your own#comfort and thus creating some evilass metatextual instances ie using anya as a vessel for your own shit (denying her agency) and ignoring#jimmy on all levels because he makes you so uncomfortable but still wanting to have just one person to blame so villainizing the shit out of#curly when he did very much so fuck up big time but was still a person who did try even if it wasn't enough and also an abuse victim but#nobody likes to acknowledge that because nobody likes the idea that an abuse victim can fuck up big time and still be an abuse victim and#there's also the matter of how people idolize swansea and go oh he would've never let this happen when bro did know what happen halfway into#the months after the crash and didn't formally do anything until daisuke died. and people just act like daisuke can't and never would do#anything wrong when he literally stood there while jimmy rufied swansea. also the whole infantalization by the fandom really takes on a#whole nother tinge when you remember he's the only asian person on the Tulpar. like. guysssss. tears my fucking hair out and kills myself.#there's a reason that the only tag for a media I've found deeply personal I've refused to follow is mouthwashing because from the shit#that's slipped through the cracks alone good fucking god‼️‼️‼️ this is the uncomfortable game about accountability capitalism and sa do NOT#fucking remove the nuance from it. jesus fucking christ😀#anyway. yea.
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i'll never not be disgusted by the whole thing involving that child honest to god
#whether he is louis' or not#like jesus christ he's gonna be on social media in a couple years if he's not already#seeing people having update accounts or fan accounts for him or saying anything about him#how anyone can let this entire image go on is insane#he's literally been exploited since conception#so fucking sad#you just know nothing good is gonna come of that#he's most likely going to be very troubled in his teen and adult years#is that a big conclusion to jump to? kinda but not really#it's like child stars but even worse#because it's literally been since the second he was born pretty much#i just can't#and all of the back and forth on privacy#what a joke#i actually feel so bad for that kid at this point#and louis lets it happen/contributes to it#it's so hard to accept i think i really don't believe there's any way it could be contractual
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"i'm literally never beating the allegations" and then the allegations are that i like skrunkly looking guys
#i'm re-reading my messages in the shit show while watching arcane rn i was so dramatic and for what?#honestly on point for arcane tho#actual quotes from my messages:#'VIKTOR BB BOY OPEN AN EYE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS'#'VIKTOR BB BOY DROP ANOTHER LITERALLY ANYTHING I'M ALREADY YOURS'#'oh damn wait they really made the disabled man an allegory for jesus. oh and he's hot'#'but i mean he was hot to begin with but he's HOT hot'#'heimerdinger dear what the fuck are you on'#'LEAVE HER ALOOOOONNEEEEEE'#'the lesbians are NOT winning this kne boys (gn)'#'every time i try and say that i don't have a type a sopping wet pathetic man pops up and proves me wrong'#'literally cannot beat the allegations this man came on screen and i FOLDED'#<- this one was accompanied with photos of viktor lmao#'and what if i cried? hmm??? what then riot?? will you give me more episodes then??'#anyways can't wait to have more unhinged thoughts about arcane#this show was the first thing i talked to my therapist about outside of an ED just so we know how fucked i get about it#also i forgot jayce's mom was alive????? she's here?????#arcane
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#feel like my relationship with my younger brother is changed completely forever not to be dramatic lol but i am sad#we used to b very close but he has kind of. found his faith again and gone full missionary christian which like. i knew meant the dynamic#was doomed lmao but actually acknowledging it makes me sad i feel like i'm grieving for the friendship we used to have even though#it is literally a me problem i think from his perspective he doesn't think anything has changed. but i feel weird about everything#also his new gf is nineteen and he is. almost 25 and i am the only one who feels weird about it like i know she's over 18 but! idk i can't#tell if i'm being overly cautious or if my gut instinct is right. my sister & her husband have a similar age gap but they met when they wer#both over 30 so like. it didn't feel weird. and i didn't feel comfortable actually seriously talking to him about it apart from the first#time he mentioned her over facetime (he went to another country to do mission stuff & met her there) so like an idiot i've just been#making jokes about the age gap becausee like. thats always been our thing lightly bullying each other lol but he blew up at me and said#i've had nothing positive to say about her since he's been back home and that he thinks i hate her and i'm out of line for constantly#implying he's creepy for dating someone younger. idk i felt like such a freak idiot horrible person about it. it completely blindsided me#bc yes the jokes were coming from a place of idk how i feel about this situation so i'm going to rely on the humour-based communication#we have always fallen back on as a safety thing but i guess i was wrong or the dynamic shifted or something anyway it's all fucked#& everyone is just telling me i feel weird out of some?? misplaced kind of jealousy thing?? because i'm 'losing' my brother to his gf lol#which does not feel right at all he has dated so many other girls and i have never had a problem it is literally the age gap like i haven't#even met this girl i'm sure she's very nice! i just worry about her being nineteen!! jesus. and yes maybe i do feel some resentment around#a brother younger than me who seems to be able to live his life with zero difficulty whilst i'm stuck being this unemployed loser who ruins#literally ever friendship & relationship ive ever had but i think thats ok right like i can't help feeling that. i don't fucking knowwww#am i just projecting all these sad feelings about our friendship dying onto his new relationship or like. am i right to be genuinely#concerned she's six years younger than him and still a fucking teenager!!!!!! i don't know
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it's late as fuck. the neighbours are having a party or some shit and the music is so loud. i have so much shit to do in the morning. i need to go to sleep. and i am thinking about five pebbles from the hit indie game rain world.
#HE'S JUST#HE'S SO#AAAAAAAAAA#i'm literally shaking thinking about him jesus christ#i NEED to sleep man#rain world#five pebbles#I CAN'T EVEN FORMULATE ANY COHERENT THOUGHTS HE'S JUST THERE#IN MY M I N D
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Teruteru's tag gets significantly shorter once you block all the RP Blogs and the Incorrect quotes and the submission blog who's only Teruteru posts are how much anons hate him and people who draw Teruteru "redesigns" where the only change is he's thin
#Teruteru Hanamura#I love you Shorty Squad RP but jesus fucking christ y'all post a lot of Really Long Posts#RP blogs are good they're healthy I love you very personally#I just can't personally#There's alos nothing wrong with incorrect quote blogs other than their characterization of every character is very Bland all the time#And their posts are long as hell.#Literally saw two- TWO different Teruteru 'redesigns' where he was in the same outfit with the same round cheek close eyed face#But Thin#Like why bother at that point?? At least change his outfit or hairstyle or??? Something????#At least like??? Have a unique artstyle???? Or SOMETHING????#You have made his default design but worse is all you've done#I'm a hate I apologize.
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this last month I've been anticipating what Chris would do for his next solo stage, how he would one-up the last one, coz he's been steadily escalating every show... first the scratches, then he added chains, then the fucking handprints that I will NEVER get over............. so I've been trying to figure out what he'd do next, and I'll be honest, I couldn't see how he'd get much more explicit than HANDPRINTS.
but no. he did.
and this has opened up a whole world of new possibilities
Christopher. Sir. Please.
#wtf are you doing man???#asddfghjkfkkdkfjds#he's fucking insane#absolutely unhinged#no wait#that's me#jesus fucking christ#i cant#i can't anymore#i literally can not handle him#WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED MORE???#MORE WHAT????#EXPLAIN YOURSELF CHRISTOPHER!!!#me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#stray kids#skz#bang chan#christopher bang chan#bang christopher chan#stray kids dominate tour#dominate tour in singapore#the way he leaves me fucking feral#ugh#is he TRYING to kill us????#coz idk how much more i can take#bang chan solo stage#bang chan railways
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if sontails has a million shippers then i am one of them if sontails has ten shippers then i am one of them if sontails has only one shipper then that one is me if sontails has no shippers then i'm dead if the world is against sontails then i am against the entire world 'till my last breath, i'll ship sontails
#this copypasta is so goddamn stupid i love it#stupid but i'm using it semi-ironically help#sontails#sonic the hedgehog#unbreakable bond#proship#ub's originals#miles tails prower#now that this tag is buried... ON GOD I LOVE THIS SHIP OOOUUGHHHHHH JESUS KNEW MY LIFE WOULD BE TOO EASY IF HE DIDN'T MAKE ME LIKE SONTAILS#sonails#otp#my otp#literally mine you can't have it /joking
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Tuvix
No propaganda submitted.
#star trek#voy#star trek voy#tuvix#polls#smash or pass#queued#(commentary incoming)#*deep sigh*#what the fuck dude#like i don't wanna shame you anon. but man.#sorry. i just. i can't. i cannot describe him in kind words. like as a person i'm neutral about him ig but he's so ugly#which is so weird because his actor is actually pretty good looking. they did you so dirty tom wright#i am so sorry for the awful image description also but fuck dude. tuvix is literally the least fuckable trek character i can think of#like i know i dunked on nagilum before but i'll take nagilum over tuvix any day. jesus fuck
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i panicked so much reading LAWS that i opened discord to scream a little and then left lmao
@justalilguyoops the artist you are ❤ plz stop torturing me
#im still hiding#felix my god#stooooooppppp#jesus christ i love you so much but please#i love how justalilguyoops said “you guys are defending him too much”#“here's some fresh organic non pasteurized cringe”#dear god#spoilers for chap 26#celine dion killed me#i love titanic#AND BY THE WAY#WDYM HE NEVER SEEN TITANIC???#next chapter they have to watch titanic#also how did we connect titanic and SB the same week?#the shared brain cell theory is real#anyways#he said Oliver mid song and I had to stop#i can't#i just can't#i will#but just give me a minute#he's so funny tho#i love him#he's literally a labrador#justalilguyoops ily#LAWS#lovers alone wear sunlight#cattonquick
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I'm on Bridgerton season 2 and watching the scene where Anthony read his poem to Edwina. This man really stood up here and basically told her he can't give her the love she deserved and she's like "Omg!!! 🥺🥹❤️🥰❤️😍😍😘" God help me if that was my sister she would get a shoe thrown in her face
#tbf I have lowkey done the same with my ex lol#but girl be fucking foreal like this man literally told you he can't give you the love and passion you deserve#and this dumb bitch is like ''omg yassss ily 😍''#jesus christ#bridgerton
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