#i can't guess all the time. but yk one thing abt myself that i'm. at least happy w is that. yk. i. can open up when needed

[ubike-official]

having some communication issues with an irl. hhh let me spin my yarn in the read more

so i have this irl that I've just been loathing speaking to more and more for months. Like we used to talk a lot and have a good dialogue going andall, but increasingly more and more I'll call her to want to talk about smth and she just bulldozers all over me. and by the time i can get a word in I'm just so mentally spent listening to her and trying to respond meaningfully that I can't even remember what it was I wanted to talk about. And I've mentioned this to her. we had a big talk about this after she got drunk one night and it was just a giant mess. ANd she was doing better for a while, and I just hate that I have to bring it up again constantly like, hey. remember what I said about you not really making me feel heard. Bc like Idk, i have this thing and noticed it in a lot of others that when there's a moment of silence you usually ask the other person if they're good or give them free reign of the conversation when you've already talked a lot. and she never does that. Or she'll ask me questions abt a new topic she wants to talk about rather than giving me a moment to collect myself and talk about something I want to bring up. And like, i know part of it is on me. I have a knack for speaking like I'm ending a conversation. But like, it's infuriating because she always just starts talking about herself every single time, and like, i don't want to be self centered but god can i share anything abt my life for a second??

i know she's had a rough childhood and never felt safe or secure with her family and its not about me. It's about trying to scratch that itch of finally getting to express yourself when you get beat down every time you try by caretakers. I know how that hurts but like, fuck. I've had the same upbringing and I squashed down that part of me from early on. ANd that sucks, no one asked me to do that and I shouldn't have had to. But I've expressed this to her and she seemed to get it, but I guess not and it's so infuriating. And even when I do get a word in and say my piece I feel like she never truly engages with me in what I say. She immediately thinks of herself and how'd she'd react. And I get it, that's very normal. But in every conversation... like stop it!!

Our friend went through a really devastating breakup earlier this year and she's still processing it. ANd she was telling us about this earlier this week and the friend I'm upset with legit listened only to turn the conversation to herself like "if you can't find love, then what does that mean for me? Then I'm really hopeless!"

and again i get it, its not personal. It stems from a lack of care early on that is still unhealed. But oh my god, our friend is crying her heart out abt a breakup with someone she was going to marry!! and you are gonna make this about you while she's still choking back tears!! TIme and place!! I'm just sick of it. ANd I don't even know how to bring it up bc i know this friend is always being told she's too sensitive and too self centered and it makes her worse each time. It's just cruel at this point but I don't know any good way to express this growing resentment. Maybe there is no good way! Like fucked if I do and fucked if i don't. Bc it's not fair to her to not communicate my needs and grow resentments slowly but it's also not fair to me to just ignore it. fuck yk!!! I know legit all my friends have had this issue with her and talk to her abt it, hell i've had this conversation like 3 times now but i'm sick of it. I want to be patient, I know how much trauma affects our ability to grow. but like !?!?!? hhhhhhh

[teddybeartoji]

Hiii Mickeyyyy 11, 45, 65, and 100 for the ask game!!! 💖

HIIIII SYAAAA:333333333 I HOPE UR DOING SOOSO GOOD MY LOVEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. favourite myth?

it's reaallly really basic but i do like the trojan horse myth!!!!!!!!!! i like how silly it is!!!!!!!!!! like wdym these mfs built a massive wooden horse and then made some of their men get inside it and they then proceeded to 'gift' it to their enemies lmao aND WDYM THE ENEMIES JUST TOOK IT IN TOO HASHGAHGSAHGSA

45. do you believe in fate?

i think so yes. bc i really do think that some things just are meant to be while some... aren't. like you're meant to meet some people, you're meant to be in some places and you're meant to get some things buut i guess this mentality might be a way to cope a little yk lmao? bc if something goes bad then it's not as fun to think about how it was meant to be....

idk fate is a fucked up little thing actually... like if something bad does happen and you think abt all the things you could've done differently - some other bad thing would've happened. like you can't really escape it. you might save this one person now, but then somebody else dies some time later or smth.. (though i'm not saying you shouldn't try and go against it. i would definitely try to save my love even if that meant that something way worse might happen lmao)(#devoted)

but yeah.. in the end you have to remember that fate isn't always on your side...

okok melancholy melancholy now i really wanna mention the red string of fate thing too!!!!!!!!! bc i love that. that some people are just. connected, and meant to meet. i love the thought of soulmates!!!!!!!!! i think i'm digging myself into a hole here with all the oh sometimes you get to have a soulmate bc the world loves you but then sometimes your soulmate dies bc the world actually hates you i'm gonna have a meltdown over this actually let's just say that yes i believe in fate and yes i believe in soulmates and let's ignore everything bad that might come with these two things okay<3

65. do you have a Signature Outfit™?

yes......... and it's.................. literally just black jeans and a black hoodie😭😭😭😭😭😭IT'S COMFY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD OK!!!!!!!!!

100. do you believe in something beyond death?

mmm not really I guess... i reckon that's just kinda bc i'm not religious yk? but i'm not really opposed to the thought of it bc the thought of reuniting your loved ones in a sunny flower field does sound really fucking nice... I'M BACK HERE AFTER ANSWERING THE FATE QUESTIONNN I REALLY WANNA BELIEVE IN SOMETHING BEYOND DEATTHHHH I WANNA BE REBORN AND THEN MEET MY LOVER AGAIN IN ANOTHER LIFEEEEEEEEEEE PLEEEASEEEEEEEEE I WANNA LIVE MULTIPLE LIVES WITH THEMMM IN DIFFERENT ERAS IN DIFFERENT WORLDDDS WE WILL BE TOGETHERR FOREVERR WE WILL FIND EACH OTHERRR

interview the mayor

[flutteringfable]

i've put myself in a warrior cats mood so its time to warrior cats-ify more of the kenribaku universe. and just the mha universe in general. autism blasts u

they're in thunderclan. its the protagonist clan like cmon now lmao

the clan is made up of 1-A and a few pros. and idk i guess kota and eri can be kits or apps or smthn

i can't for the life of me decide if the leader should be all might or aizawa. we'll go with aizawa idk

genuinely idk who would be in the other clans. probably the other classes/schools or smthn idkkkk. shadowclan is the lov because i think that would be interesting. afo is a scourge/tigerstar type who creates a bloodclan for a little bit and then dies

rody is a rogue and yk what? he gets to keep his name as a treat

kirishima (sunstone) is the deputy <3

ok but like. kind of hot take? izuku as med apprentice. i guess it would make more sense for him to be a warrior app and train under all might but AUGHH i like making characters medcats

oh also izuku is an ex kittypet because. yknow

the childhood friends thing for him and katsuki (goldenblaze) still holds true though because izuku was brought to the clan when he was almost app age (firepaw style baybeee)

trying to give everyone warrior names might actually kill me so um. i'm just gonna refer to them by their regular names for now

fuck it. mistreated ex kittypet kento to align with his regular story

oh and katsuki is just a warrior. he wants to be deputy but aizawa knows better than to appoint him as such. gatherings would not go well esp under tension. hence why kiri got the spot instead

i'm literally just rambling and typing as i think but i think it would be sick as hell for hawks to gain his name because of an encounter w a hawk or smthn. like he gets it as a suffix?? or maybe something hawk-adjacent like wing or talon

swifthawk........ swiftwing........ swifttalon......... do u see my vision

was gonna make a joke about aizawa's potential warrior name being eyebags but i dont think clan cats know what a bag is. also his leader name would be eyestar and thats kinda stupid

OH MY GOD WAIT RETIRED EX LEADER ALL MIGHT MAYBE??? LIKE ITS NOT TOTALLY ADJACENT TO CANON BUT????

i like coming up with fitting names for characters even if the kit name wouldnt make sense so. ms joke's name is sidesplit

i know i just complained abt naming but. also it is soso fun....

fuck it. name list for as many chars as i can think of

goldenblaze - katsuki

flameprint - kento

sunstone - eiji

sidesplit - ms joke

mosstears - izuku

duskyawn/duskstar - aizawa

echoyowl - mic

rosecloud - midnight (THIS ONE GOES CRAZY TBH!!!! FEEL FREE TO STEAL LMAO)

swifttalon - hawks

violetvoice - shinsou

oh damn i wanna use swift for iida but hawks is already using it.... ough. idk i'll come back to it later

dustsnarl/duststar - shigaraki

fangpierce - toga

scaleslash - spinner

like i said rody is still just rody

that's all the names i can think of rn feel free to share ideas for other chars <333

but uh yeah this has been me rambling about a combination of my interests yippee!!!!

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

HIII this is probably gonna be the last ask i send as your swiftie exchange anon haha! also i dont know what timezone you are but ive scheduled it for 6am gmt for tomorrow if i remember correct skdkekdfk (but also you said quid which means pounds i think so im taking a wild guess that you are somewhat the same timezone as me haha)

yep im in uni! honestly kinda harsh kakdkekxfj ive got tests on the first week back but i suppose that's to ne expected haha! it is quite stressful but like c'est la vie yk? good luck on your exams!!

oh also im so glad youre feeling better!! i hope you feel awesome soon!

oh yeahh that makes complete sense! you dont have to show them to me if you dont want to btw but once i reveal myself and you are okay w it you can dm me! (only if you want tho no pressure at all!!)

yeahh thats so real actually! people always want what they dont have and that makes me kinda sad but also im one of those people so ajdeksjd i cant really say anything abt it akfkekdjf

yeahh hypocrisy is so linked like to everyday stuff!! and what you said makes more sense than what i ever couldve ajdjejsjfn and inflation is HORRIBLE ive witnessed price of stuff like cheese go up by so much and it appals me! and that is a ridiculous difference from your phone bill!

oohh i wish i was you id love to meet my online friends!!

yeah!! like the main problem with fast fashion isnt the cheap quality (i mean perhaps it is) but also the PEOPLEEEE WHO BARELY GET PAIDD!!

thats such a thought out and good answer!! climate change and the way politicians handle shit is so real like it NEEDSS to be addressed!! and i hope you get to see your doctors!!

and same im such a pushover like i wish i could not be but alas it is but a dreamm!! i think for me what you said is basically my answer and like people being assholes and thinking theyre funny? lile people who think its okay to make offensive jokes or say a slur bc they think theyre funny annoys me soo bad!!!!! and also people who manipulate other people like ewwww and just like horrible people in general. also thats horrible!! why does anyone think its okay to do that???

hmm... honestly rename strawberries fluffleberries and making bananas rainbow sounds like an awesome idea sjdjekdn hmm this is hard kakdkdskf maybe i would replace car honks with goose honks hehe i feel like thats such a silly answer but tbf i am but a silly goose!! what about you?

and my question to you: what are some things you are grateful for (see i say things not people bc i feel like people is a very general question ajfjrjdjf but you can tell me people too if you want!!)

thank youu!! i had an awesone time chatting with you you're lovely <3

have an awesome day!!!

-swiftie spring exchange anonnnnn

Hello! My country change timezones slightly I think based on clocks, but I think we're currently BST? I can never remember, a bit embarrassing imo XD It's cool that we might be close in time zones!!

Ah I have no exams cause I'm not in uni, but I am tutoring kids for exams so does that count? XD I hope your tests go well!!

Cheap quality sucks, but it'd improve if companies were willing to give up just a teeny tiny bit of their profits...I've become so increasingly anti company over the last like 5 years I think XD And thank you!! Honestly the "offensive is funny" type is SO annoying. I've met a few that were like "uhhh it's dark humour" and I've been like. You do not have dark humour, you just want to be rude.

I did however get a cookie once from a guy who realised that I had been upset by his stupid joke (I can't remember what exactly it was, but I think it was like...either homophobic or misogynistic. The apology was nice to get because it was unexpected. Alas at the time I was unable to eat gluten so the cookie part was awkward.) And manipulation just sucks?? I feel like people get away with it a lot because it's not obviously awful until you realise what's going on.

Silly answers are encouraged for that one!! (And always tbh) XD And honestly I would get rid of sparkling water. I feel like it's like marmite - people love it or hate it. And I hate sparkling water, I literally cannot handle the texture. And one time I accidentally got some instead of regular water. The memory haunts me. So yeah I'd wind up half the world by getting rid of it altogether and just watch the chaos XD

My final answer (also I know who you are now cause of when I logged on BUT I'm gonna answer this anyways on here) would be my cats (haha not people so they slip through...not things either but not people), the way life has turned out (it's not perfect, but I'm in a much better position than I ever expected even just like 2 years ago), and my art abilities (because I like that I can draw, and draw pretty decently, it's a fun and usually relaxing hobby!)

I had the time of my life answering questions with you, and I look forwards to hopefully talking more with you!!

[rubysparx]

OK OBJECTUMS. reblog with the hottest borderlands guns brand. if you are unfamiliar with the borderlands gun brands please see my moment of insanity below ^_^

Ok so first up is bandit, which is a bad one to start with bc they're basically scrap guns, put together with other parts from other guns (not actually in terms of the game mechanics but lore wise yes)

now listen I'm a pistol guy myself so im used to the low damage but LOVEEE to see that high number on mag size. theyre gorgeous- very colorful and striking. the designs are scratchy, violent, and i love that. also the scope lens is different per brand and nobody ever seems to talk abt that or show it off in screenshots or anything? so ill try to mention those when i remember- the bandit scope lens in tps + 2 has a splatter of purple/magenta rust or paint in the left bottom corner (and along the other edges but harder to see).

now see the thing is Tina Tina's Wonderlands has its own version of each gun brand, theyre fucking gorgeous ofc bc theyre fantasy which gives them really unique designs (some of them are a little ugly tho but that's not the point of this post). but anyway. its incredibly difficult to find information on anything regarding Wonderlands bc its like. super new. so the bandit guns in there are called skuldugger, same kinda stats and concept of put together by scraps. but also HIGHLY ENGINE BASED. i am. so in love with skulduggers theyre so fucking hot. Instead of an absurdly high mag size the mag size is actually infinite but the gun can overheat- so there's your slow reload time that bandit guns usually have but like. different. anyway the cool part is theres a couple of different cool down(reload) animations for when a skuldugger overheats, one of them is literally turning a key and revving the engine of the gun. another one in pouring liquid all over it. its great. its awesome. i love skulduggers. here's a decent pic of the legendary rouge imp i managed to find

ALRIGHT . next up is DAHL which is the violently US american army one, their skins are pretty much all camo.

The simplicity can definitely be very pretty, the dahl pistol grip is actually my favorite pistol grip. Dahl is a huge company that makes way more than just guns, so I personally have little to say regarding them. all you really need to know is they promote their weaponry like the USA does. you get it. its all abt being a nationalist and all that. I have similar feelings toward Dahl that i have towards human guns in halo, they're? fine? i guess. but next to the covenant shit theyre just so nothing. so fucking bland to me. Dahl stands out more tho. anyway in Wonderlands the brand is called Dahlia and instead of the classic camo we seem to see a lot of wood pattern (like jakobs, but we'll get to them soon enough) here's the legendary dahlia receiver (which has the fun cr reference flavor text of "how do you want to do this?")

ALRIGHT NEXT IS HYPERION. Theyre basically the apple/google of the borderlands world, their advertisement pushes the design and moral aspect of using their guns rather than actually showing off the performance. a lot of the times they put down other brands rather than advertise for themself. Their slogan is "when you mean business, you mean hyperion." MONEY is a big big big deal to them. Money and branding. so their guns have a very consistent and deliberate design, but don't preform remarkably.

now like i said im a pistol guy and.. hyperion pistols are just. ugly. i mean yes they are designed to be EXTRA and easily recognizable but i really appreciate being able to see the USE for extra or unusually parts. the pistols have these weird wing-things that move and exist for no reason. I also hate the grip and scope of hyperion pistols which are sellers for me so yk. you can't be mad at me for being so negative act hyperion btw bc theyre the antagonists of like the entire franchise pretty much. anyway the wonderlands equivalent is Hyperius, theyre pretty much the same, they still keep that very angular + aerodynamic design with the themes of yellow and red.

OK JAKOBS EVERYBODY GET EXCITED ITS JAKOBS TIME. you *points* gay person! do you get a lot of Cassidy overwatch and Engineer tf2 on your dash? well I've got great news! Jakobs guns are the object equivalent of looking at images of gay cowboys.

(above is the legendary Maggie pistol, I don't have her yet but.. one day. wow) jakobs is a family owned incredibly fucking old brand that's just as humble and honest as it needs to be. Like i said before i love seeing a high number on that mag size stat- but thats the exact opposite with jakobs, they say "if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a jakobs" so they make up for the low mag size with killer damage. One of my main four i use constantly in tps is a jakobs, the boomacorn, beautiful unique weapon with rainbow + unicorn designs on it. its a shotgun, which is good for a jakobs since you'll be reloading a lot anyway. it also, like the next jakobs I'm gonna talk abt, is elemental which is rare for this brand! The next gun i was gonna talk abt is another pistol (sorry), Zarpedon's Cyber Eagle.. despite being Dahl affiliated, Zarpedon's favorite pistol was jakobs, its got a fantastically unique skin

anyway the wonderlands equivalent is called blackpowder, look no further if you wish to see guns that look like those gay gunslinger assassins in dnd <3 as a note the reload for this cross bow lookin one requires you to actually crank/wind up the circular bits. hot (sorry the other one is low quality, its my own screenshot of a blackpowder pistol i have a little crush on hehe)

alright next up is Maliwan! Remarkable for their dedication to design and elemental damage. Maliwan's dynamic and recognizable shapes and colors are only rivaled by Hyperion (except Maliwan is obviously better for many reasons)

the maliwan barrel is my favorite without a doubt. god.. holding a maliwan sniper? whew,, the color pallet frequently reminds me of nerf and the crazy shapes make me think of toys too, theyre just. so fun to look at. god. have you seen this shit? wow.

the above gun is sex. that gun is literally actually sex. (the whole bit is that its a vibrator) maliwan is pretty much the exact opposite to jakobs in terms of values, wanting to push forward into the future with new and eye catching designs, not settle for classics or "old reliable". They have a lotta passive aggressive digs at Jakobs brand because of this ("Its time you had a gun that evolved with you and didn't feel like a family heirloom.") But theyre right you know, they do make guns that look as good as they preform.. albeit maybe specializing in elemental damage is sort of cheating lol. anyway, maliwan have no equivalent in wonderlands since their defining trait was elemental damage, but most guns in wonderlands are already magic or can be enchanted. so. NEXT! TORGUE!!!! very. um. masculine guns. Torgue doesn't fuck around- theyre a blunt, offensive, no filter, EXPLOSIVE gun brand.

tongue doesnt bother with passive aggressive and just flat out insults other brands by name. while they respect women (hypothetically, as said by mr torgue himself) they still say slurs. not very epic. but the guns have neat designs, its best to get a heavy- yk, a rocket launcher- if you're getting torgue. since mr torgue himself exists as an npc in wonderlands, the brand name doesnt change. The gimmick doesnt either, theyre still insanely high damage explosive weapons. Many of the skins have text on them which gives them something uniquely visually interesting.

OK EVERYBODY GET EXCITED FOR FUCKING REAL THIS TIME ITS TIME FOR MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE GUNS EVER EVER EVR EVER. tediore. now, i know what youre thinking, borderlands nerds- how can i like tediore? well my friend youre right tediore is the walmart of the borderlands guns but i love shoplifting at walmart its epic. anyway i will do my very best to keep this section short (and i will fail)

i mean fucking. hello. look at this goddamn scope. nothing is better

tediore is for everyone! for the common man! the workers! the people who dont have any fucking money! tediore is incredibly inexpensive and plastic looking (read: HOT) the skins are pixel-y and plain. but ofc some legendaries look super cool, like this babymaker (one of my fav skins ever)

god id fucking love to have a tediore irl and just COVER it in stickers.. one day.. ough,, anyway the wonderlands equivalent is feriore, which look fucking AWESOME. and usually the way they explode is special and magical :) like the red smg here (quite possibly my favorite gun in any borderlands thing ever, right next to gwen's other head from tps) is shadowfire- when reloaded shes thrown and explodes in a massive pillar of blood magic (which returns health to you!!) ive used her to destroy Dry'l in a total of 5 minutes and 1 second. Im serious. i started timing it lmao.

alright, last one, vladof. Their gimmick is communist revolution mother russia. and similar to dahl theyre sort of underwhelming in their simplicity and realism. but like tediore they have good logos and patterns (nice wood like jakobs too)

Vladof also have my favorite scope lens! a cute star boxes in your vision, on a square scope (like a tediore scope) that can look really visually appealing imo. In wonderlands the equivalent is Stoker. Which keep that very round barrel and scope theme, very thin and compact

Oh ok cool if I can actually talk about being objectum can we have a conversation about borderlands guns.

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 20

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obsetress: ok but when they first meet

obsetress: at that bar on whatever night or whatever

obsetress: when dani and viola are talking

obsetress: viola's waving her hand around as she says something and dani's staring and then totally out of nowhere:

obsetress: "wanna compare hands?"

obsetress: "what?"

obsetress: "lemme see your hand"

obsetress: and dani is grabbing one of vi's with both of hers and pulling it towards her "like this"

obsetress: and then dani's pressing their palms together and viola's raising an eyebrow and dani just GRINS and then even once they lower their hands back to the bar, neither of them move away

em: dani is SO bold i would die for her

obsetress: god same

obsetress: dani keeps glancing down at them as they're talking and she is NOT subtle

obsetress: viola catches her every time

em: maybe dani gets a smidge of smthn on the corner of her mouth and viola...

obsetress: viola pulls her hand away and dani blinks and her brows do that lil thing but then viola's murmuring "here" and grazing her thumb along the corner of dani's mouth

obsetress: dani squeaks

em: love when dani gets out dani’d

obsetress: viola's like "sorry, was that... was that okay?" and dani just swallows and nods with big shining eyes and then vi kinda hesitates and (they've been talking for a couple hours at this point, touchin hands and obv v into each other) lets her thumb graze across dani's bottom lip and she murmurs "what about that?" and dani's eyes flutter shut

obsetress: cut to: them making out in the bathroom

obsetress: no um

obsetress: thinking about vi and dani's first kiss and like

obsetress: maybe like right after that up there vi's leaning in closer and i think she. asks dani "can i kiss you?" and dani's whispering "please" and then they're kissing all soft and THEN cut to: them making out in the bathroom and one of them slamming back against the door and kissing hard

em: dani whispering please…

em: also the smash cut between um nervous anticipation and SLAMMING against a door is so funny to me

em: sums them up

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: it's so good i love them

obsetress: i cant decide like

obsetress: because i don't think vi would be so rough with dani at first as to shove her hard against a door and i DO think dani would be shoving her against the door and her tongue down her throat first chance she gets

obsetress: but i think vi prob flips them p quick

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em: i am. creasing thinking abt dani having to rename all of violas contacts like STOP FUCKING UR EX

obsetress: STOP FUCKING UR EX lskfjakdlsfjsd even BETTER

obsetress: edit the tumblr post coward

em: obsetress: no um dani definitely calls the landline once and viola's like "HELLO?" and dani's like "hi?" and viola's so glad to hear her dumb voice but she's still like "dani, why are you..." and dani's like "well... i, uh... i... i was... and then i..."

obsetress: anyway they have phone sex on the landline

em: CRYIN

em: danis blocked all of vis numbers except the landline shes down Bad

obsetress: yeah,

obsetress: (dani still comes over after)

em: unstoppable force (danis thirst) meet immovable object (violas stubbornness)

obsetress: just imagining like

obsetress: i mean either after this or at literally any other time

obsetress: dani and viola laying side by side in vi's bed catching their breath immediately after and viola's just like

obsetress: "you have the libido of a teenage boy"

obsetress: and dani's head just flops to the side to look at her and she just GRINS

em: dani makes some quip abt um

em: danis like i read somewhere women don’t hit their sexual peak until their 40s or something and violas like (extremely tersely) i’m 35

obsetress: SCREECH

obsetress: dani "no, i... i know, i wasn't–– i was just––"

obsetress: viola can't stay pressed w her

em: dani tryna explain her way outta that one i’m

em: dani has never once seen violas drivers license nor ID

obsetress: "i was just... saying, because, you know, i mean... for me, i'm... you know, i'm only ever getting more..." (flush, head duck, grin up through her lashes) "you know. and i'm getting older, so i was just... thinking. for me, i mean. thinking for me"

em: dani; also i give WAY better head than a teenage boy

obsetress: viola biting her lip, grinning, melting because how could you not? and then dani kinda stops in her tracks and her brows pinch together and she tilts her head at viola "i'm... a lot better at going down on you than a teenage boy though, right? i think i am" (long pause) "i hope i am"

obsetress: anyway viola laughs and tugs dani over n on top of her "i wouldn't know" and dani does her lil nervous laugh and is like "yeah, you're right, i guess not" "but" and dani's face lights up and viola continues "i think you probably are. and you're definitely up there" and dani just GRINS

obsetress: her head is back between vi's legs not three minutes later

em: dani talks big game n then like immediately double checks for validation

em: it’s an important part of her character growth!!!

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em: ok more ‘viola has been doing this lesbian thing for longer than jamie realises’ content but like

em: perhaps she has a whole lot of ear piercings that she just never wears

em: and then one day she’s like gosh gotta make sure these don’t heal over and jamies like

em: hey what the fuck

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obsetress: um suddenly had a thought

obsetress: viola tattoos

em: oh

obsetress: yeah, like um

obsetress: vi wouldn't have heaps and they'd be hidden bc Propriety but

em: hidden tattoos my beloved

em: all tattoos my beloved

em: i mean defs has like. the date and coordinates of isabels birth somewhere

em: but um! hmm

em: haha violets

obsetress: THE ISABEL THING WAS THE FIRST THING I WAS GONNA SAY

obsetress: violets are very vi tho like

obsetress: shade plant yk

em: under the tit

obsetress: I WAS GONNA SAY UNDER THE TIT

obsetress: GET OUTTA MY HEAD

obsetress: ok it has to be canon then if we both thought it

em: it’s canon!!

em: hmm what else

em: i think viola and dani have belly button piercings but like they got them separately

obsetress: omg when did they each get theirs

em: hmmmmmm

em: i mean wild child rich heiress viola (untapped potential here won’t lie)

obsetress: wild child rich heiress viola/boarding school wild child dani au

em: oh my god

em: viola defs went to a boarding school and dani n her commiserate over it

em: viola gets it done while she’s in highschool

em: dani post eddie break up

em: like symbolically reclaiming herself deal

em: doing things for Her

obsetress: YES

obsetress: i was gonna say vi highschool dani college

em: YES

em: idk what tattoos dani would get but am thinking abt viola holding her hand while she’s getting a tattoo or piercing done bc she’s braver than ppl think but Also

obsetress: vi holding dani's hand and telling her how good a job she's doing

obsetress: dani kissing vi's tattoos

obsetress: super fascinated even though shes seen them a hundred times

em: danis like haha and what’s this one mean (plants a big old smooch)

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obsetress: Shananigans402: dani putting on 4 inch heels and being so content that she's finally her girlfriend's height and then viola kisses her before putting on 6 inch heels with a smug little grin

obsetress: i––

em: oh my god shannon

obsetress: oh shes on one

obsetress: Shananigans402: dani starts keeping things on a high shelf in her place just so she can ask viola to reach up to get them down for her

obsetress: i was talking to shan abt the shelf thing

obsetress: and i played myself i think

obsetress: because now i literally cannot stop thinking

obsetress: dani putting the strap on the top shelf in her closet "baby 🥺 can you get it 🥺"

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[em note: once again it is the time honored timezone tradition of either sending ur friend something really good or really fucked up b4 they go to sleep]

em: what about

em: jamie and dani laying in bed after brunch w violas excessive amount of ear jewellery and jamies like ‘those were cool. i want some’ and danis like ‘with ur tiny lil ears??’ and jamies like ‘well. yeah…’ and danis like well. if u wanna. i think one would be cute here (mwah) and here (mwah) or maybe here (mwah)

em: ticklish jamie. that is my lil idea

obsetress: im Soft

em: thankyou

em: em softsbians

em: what was ur lil idea

obsetress: oh

obsetress: not obsoftress

obsetress: but um

em: look i was really hoping i could make it hornier but alas sometimes the idea is soft

em: can’t force the horny

obsetress: i will do my job n delivery the horny for u i suppose

obsetress: it's a hard job but somebody's gotta do it!

em: it’s a thankless job!

obsetress: dani, sneaking up behind viola to wrap her arms around her waist and bury her face between her shoulder blades: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, laying on the bed, staring up at her, panting: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, pulling away mid-heated makeout, half naked, still grinding into vi even tho they're not kissing anymore without even realizing it: baby baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, catching her breath after her first orgasm, letting her head flop to the side to look over at vi: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

em: insatiable dani clayton my beloved

obsetress: thank you i agree

obsetress: something about dani calling vi baby also........................

em: oh i love dani calling vi baby SO MUCH

em: fucked up that dani clayton is potentially just the right height to motorboat vi pretty much whenever

em: sappho may u plant ur self face first into the breast of ur tender gf or whatever

em: dani: haha i’m so short i can’t reach it. can u lift me

obsetress: vi sees thru all of dani's little tricks but entertains them anyway

obsetress: because she knows shes gonna get to rail her at the end of them

em: dani being a little shit is foreplay actually clayton

em: