#i can't feel my toes

[emeraldsquishmallow]

Rumblefap about this stupid TCW, Creature Cammandos crossover idea where Barriss is an irradiated experiment of a bio weapon called Agent Snow. So now she looks like one of those girls on a coquette mood board (The agent doesn't affect tattoo and unnatural pigments, so she still has her diamonds).

Any fucking who she's found in Courasaunts version of Gotham City and extrodited to Earth. (STFU I DO WHAT I WANT) She placed in an isolated cell and Yada Yada. She's there for like a week and she's placed with our unit (You've seen the show) and she's first in line at the poor excuse of a food line.

On the way to dump her tray, she bumps into Phosphorus, and both of them kinda whip around to see if there's any burning or, in the case of Barriss, skin irritation and blistering. Neither has the other symptoms upon contact, so they start talking while they dump and go about their business. Within a few hours, he actively rests his hand on hers while they sit semi close.

Back in their cells, neither suffers adverse effect. Both of them mentally chalk it up to radiation and the experimental agent. They don't touch super often to avoid suspicion from gaurds or any snitch. They do chat quite a bit, and they're eventually sent to an area near Chernobyl alone, supervised by unmanned drones.

Barriss figures out that when the cameras got near certain radioactive areas, they'd shut off to preserve the drones' power and not risk explosions. She told Phosphorus via sign language about the vents when it was raining, and they had nothing that could actually prove this was happening was running. Touching was kept pretty simple; a handhold here, skeletal fingers through pearl colored hair, maybe even an occasional poke or playful pinch.

On day they're working on something and Phosphorus just goes: "Nina would have loved you."

Barriss asks about her, as she didn't know too much, just that Nina had been well loved and kind. Phosphorus answers her questions almost happily, as if Nina was an old friend.

Phosphorus does turn the tables a bit when he asks about the Jedi Order. She's very vague with broad questions and rarely gives direct answers. Phosphorus doesn't want to push the entire Order thing onto her so he asks: "Did you at least have a friend?"

And he's given the reply: "One. My master couldn't isolate me from her no matter how hard she tried."

Barriss gives him explanations and tells him about Luminara in the most flattering light she could without lying. They finish what they were sent to do and are brought back, decontaminated, and put back with the others.

Oh but we are FAR from done. Our group (Plus Barriss) are shipped to Courasaunt to help the Jedi with something. Barriss is damn near having a heart attack in the little light blue dress she's wearing (They just put her in the shit she was found in. She legit looks like a heavenly angel because I will not spare her the torment :D)

Phosphorus holds her hand as they enter the council chamber. He knows full well what she'd done and why, and doesn't actually care because he committed far worse. Probably. Surprisingly, the council didn't recognize her. The Bride mentions later that a Kel Dor was the only one who seemed to figure out who she was. Phosphorus is just like: "Hey guys, she looks like she fell off a cloud. If she wasn't radioactive, she'd be allergic to the sun. Facial tattoos are everywhere, and she's lacking literally anything that visibly defines her as...fuck I forgot your species. Sorry."

Anyway, they complete the mission but have to stay in a hotel because the ship said 'Fuck you all' and broke down. They have bunk two and two and nobody actually cares who goes with who as long as Weasel is in a pet friendly room. Phosphorus and Barriss are put together for obvious reasons. But because Wilhuf Tarkin is not a fucking dumbass, they where put in the honeymoon suite. The good one.

So they walk in from this fancy ass party they were all invited to and are fucking flabbergasted when they see something made for people who are very much going to do things Phosphorus shamefully fantasized about. His immediate reaction was to loudly say he had nothing to do with this. Barriss didn't either, but she was more concerned about getting out of her dress.

Phosphorus damn near dies unzipping it, he could now clearly see the shape of her body. Once he reached the bottom, he could also see her garter belt and lack of anything else. Barriss is next to shaking because she's nervous. Phosphorus is hard somewhere he didn’t know he still had. Barriss tries to apologize, and Phosphorus holds her hand and kisses her. Yes, ladies and gents, they make love. Phosphorus is gentle with her, as it's her first time. They get to bed at around six in the morning, which is fine because the ship is still fucked. When they do get up Barriss wants more.

They do later get married. Idk. Yall I'm high as a kite. Pray for my goofy ass.

[kidd-thundr]

Sub Zero for the love of the Elder Gods please leave the Wu Shi Academy you're alright and everything but it is so, so cold

[daredevils-advocate]

Getting out of bed to refill my water bottle turned into not going back to bed until an hour later because someone (probably drunk and speeding, that what the cause is basically every time this happens) hopped the curb 2 doors down, clipped their telephone pole (and possibly also the guardrail but I don't know if that dent is new or from a previous incident), ran through their yard, hit the next door neighbors fence scattering pieces everywhere and knocking a whole section all the way across her yard and our double wide shared driveway into our yard, then sped off into the night

This happens at least twice a year.

[kiwibirb1]

I have so many regrets and every single one of them revolves around not wearing boots this morning

[snailsnfriends]

they need to make a world where girls aren't so cold

[morethanthediagnosis]

How do disabled people live where it snows? I just tried to take my dog out and nothing was salted or shoveled. I tried to push my rollator as far as I could and made it to the end of the street. 1/4 of our usual walk. then I had to make it back. 😭

[lupiinee]

Sobs

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[justablah56]

I am going to start killing people

i am sO FUCKING COLD

[altruistic-meme]

i may be having to get them myself but I am slowly acquiring more blankets and im so happy about it

[orchideae]

A little unpopular opinion on something I've seen happen more commonly throughout November/December and wanted to address quickly for my own blog: Please never hesitate to reblog anything from me. You see me reblogging a sentence starter list that you like? Go for it and reblog it from me directly without any pressure on you whatsoever to send anything into me before doing so. You like a GIF-set or musing that I reblogged? Nab it from me, it'll brighten my day to see that we share an interest in something. I like to see interaction between me and anyone who follows me. I like to see that little activity notification light up.

Honestly, it simply reminds me that we're all part of a community, and more specifically, a fandom that consists of characters and nations that we all came to love and then share that amongst ourselves. And honestly, seeing a reblog happen shortly after me but it's from the source, creates (in my opinion) an odd sense of chosen disconnect between people that can feel awkward, it's as if we're walking on eggshells as to not rub each other the wrong way. But what's wrong about going 'Hey, I see what you reblogged, I like it too!', it even gives you potential common ground to start a conversation. We're a community, and I don't know about you, but I like seeing people interact with each other beyond merely threads and notes. It's the little things that matter, after all.

[ecstasyiphigenia]

god i've got to get erotic sacrificerescue of iphigenia butchfem burlesque going. i would make such a good sacrifice victim

[snowymaltese]

crocs in the snow is crazy

[amebelladonna]

Yukari: *does the most realistic way someone like her could do to cope with the loss of an important figure in her life by being a little too irrational* Some illiterate peeps: What a jerk! I hate her! She's being unreasonable!

Atlus: *removes the part of Yukari's breakdown in Episode Aigis where she tries to steal the key from Aigis and tones it down to help her not come off as harsh as she did but still conveys some emotion at the very least and is somewhat more faithful to her personality in the Japanese dub, which the original moderately changed bc of the voice direction*

Some illiterate peeps: Why did they remove it?! It's an important part of her character!

[guppygiggles]

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[possuminabathtub]

this close to buying a heated blanket and hibernating until spring decides to actually stick around for good