#i came here to shitpost and shitpost i will

[saltywinteradult]

the dance of the dragons might end if rhaenyra and alicent just had gay sex, but the dance of the dragons would never have happened at all if otto and daemon had just had gay sex twenty years ago

[real-skel]

I flung out of bed to make this shit

[kibby-reaper]

obviously

- mod kibby

[prolibytherium]

Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

[gumm1defloor]

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and poor impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

[heartepub]

haikyuu!! 🤝 svt — shitpost edition.

note. outing myself as a chronic gose watcher. do not take this seriously. instead, take @ylangelegy kae's hq x svt seriously. thank yewwwww

IWAIZUMI HAJIME 🤝 CHOI SEUNGCHEOL — arm wrestling kings

FUTAKUCHI KENJI 🤝 YOON JEONGHAN — loki-isms

SUGAWARA KOUSHI 🤝 HONG JISOO — gremlin or gentleman?

ENNOSHITA CHIKARA 🤝 WEN JUNHUI — sleepy eyes

NISHINOYA YUU 🤝 KWON SOONYOUNG — loud asf

KOZUME KENMA 🤝 JEON WONWOO — games + no sleep schedule

KITA SHINSUKE 🤝 LEE JIHOON — rice

TSUKISHIMA KEI 🤝 XU MINGHAO — "you're loud and it's tiring"

AZUMANE ASAHI 🤝 KIM MINGYU — scaredy-cat who is teased as old

BOKUTO KOUTAROU 🤝 LEE SEOKMIN — do NOT make him sulk

YAKU MORISUKE 🤝 BOO SEUNGKWAN — kicking

TENDOU SATORI 🤝 HANSOL VERNON CHWE — suddenly a kiwi

KUROO TETSUROU 🤝 LEE CHAN — their laugh is a try not to laugh challenge

[andromedism]

sunny season 17 is coming. i can feel it in my bones….

[thegreatgremlingang]

Jin Guangyao, swiping a credit card on Lan Xichen's bootycrack: Hello Fine Sir May I Purchase Some Gyat

Nie Mingjue: YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED FBI OPEN UP

*lan xichen.exe has stopped working*

[jaguarys]

I unironically think Dagan Gera is such a good fucking representation of the pitfalls of Sithdom and what leads to it. Like yeah he's weird and obsessive and doesn't see the bigger picture. Yeah he's bitter and annoying and needs to fucking chill. We've had too many SW projects trying to convince us Sith are cool. No more cool Sith. Only cringefail loser Sith

[setaflow]

The ending of Arcane:

[saltywinteradult]

"house of the dragon", or as i like to call it, "war crimes and incest 2: dragon boogaloo"

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Instead of making adventurers/mages try to figure out how mobile phones work, let's better get our Farmers to figure out how the magic crystal ball works. I want farmers to freak out when, instead of ordering food, they accidentally make a video call to Camilla and Jadu, switch between "Wizard FM" broadcasts, and accidentally send 26 selfies to the Ministry of Magic.

[crepegosette]

wish i had a better answer other than “this came to me in a dream”

[sledz-z]

i'm not sure if anyone else has done this

[presidentheartbeat6]

VERY blue eyes. some might say FRIGHTENINGLY blue eyes.

[becauseplot]

It's OSNF shitpost time! (by me and my enabler, @factorialsotherfandoms )

Making a drink but we don't know what the person before put in

Cesar: “Hi my name is Cesar, and we’ve all learned that I don’t trust them, so I’m putting in lemonade. There you go.”

Thiago: “My name is Thiago, and I’m gonna put in Poppi because I feel like Liz is gonna put in a lot of liquor… Try to play it safe.”

Arthur: “Hey I’m Arthur, and I’m putting in lemonade because Liz just came home from a bad week at work, and I can tell she’s trying to go hard tonight, so…”

Cris: “Hi my name is Cris, and I’m gonna be putting in some Sprite ‘cause I think everybody’s putting in liquor.”

Joui: “My name is Joui and I’m gonna put in some OJ because…I’m kind of scared of Liz.”

Liz: “Hi, it’s Liz. It’s been a long-ass week so we’re gonna do some Everclear!”

Liz: *sniffs bottle* *gags*

Liz: *pours in a lot*

Liz: *pours in a little more*

Liz: *and a little more*

Liz, nodding: “Yeah.”

Cesar: *mixes shaker* *FIZZ* “What the f—”

Everyone: *takes shot* 

Everyone: *COUGHING*

Arthur: “Oh my god—”

Joui: “Jesus Christ—”

Thiago: “Holy—Everclear?!”