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nkogneatho · 1 day ago

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i have been here (tumblr blog) a long time, survived every war (every discourse) and still came out strong (weird silly shitposting)

#pasi.txt

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saltywinteradult · 9 months ago

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the dance of the dragons might end if rhaenyra and alicent just had gay sex, but the dance of the dragons would never have happened at all if otto and daemon had just had gay sex twenty years ago

#this is a shitpost don't take it too seriously #but come on. you've seen their scenes.#they should've just hate fucked and then they wouldn't feel compelled to break up rhaenyra and alicent #i came here to shitpost and shitpost i will #rhaenicent #rhaenyra x alicent #otto x daemon #daemon x otto #house of the dragon #hotd shitposting #game of crack #otto hightower #daemon targaryen #ottomon #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower

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real-skel · 3 months ago

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I flung out of bed to make this shit

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kibby-reaper · 2 months ago

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obviously

- mod kibby

#i came here to rest not to exercise /j #harrison gray #ikevil harrison #ikemen villains #ikevil #shitpost #mod kibby

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prolibytherium · 1 year ago

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Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

#iasip #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #Not posting this to my artblog bc a) low effort shitpost b) maybe I can entice some more IASIP followers here #Or it will flop. Either way #I was gonna hold off posting this until I got back to this episode to see if I still thought it was funny but ehh #I was wondering how he was getting to his hookups since he doesnt drive and I guess just uber or public transport but this scenario #came to mind and was killing me. Like this is a breaking point. Its not worth it. Not even for the crabs #sketches

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coconi · 2 years ago

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Revali + wolf pupy tweets (insp)

#revali #breath of the wild #botw #age of calamity #hwaoc #legend of zelda #loz shitpost #i'm back fellas :)#and yes i know all these tweets are super old but i came across a post that had them and well.... here we are #(if you smell some revalink here you're absolutely correct btw)

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gumm1defloor · 11 months ago

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Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

#for those of y'all new to the tag yes these two have been technically canon for a long while #and yes we still have no exact idea why #I am still of the opinion that Vox clocked Val first in terms of the alliance (for whatever reason known to man)#And Val still till this day has no fuckin clue how he managed to score him and is just winging shit as he goes along #this is until proven otherwise by canon ofc but still #No I do not know why I am doing a character analysis of Hazbin Hotel of all things but here we are #still sincerely curious as to where their bond came from though #yknow outside of physical attraction and shared business ideals #the only semi logical explanation I have currently is that Valentino still unapologetically thinks of himself as hot shit despite being #yknow #Valentino #which makes him the antithesis of Vox's fragile ego and blatant insecurities #(and therefor invertedly gives Vox personal gratification for being able to dominate him and control him)#The other possibility was narcissism but that theory is mostly scrapped now the more I watch his interactions with Val in ep2 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth #hazbin hotel shitposts #anyone willing to respond to please feel free to do so btw been thinking abt this pairing for quite a while #I think they work very interestingly as a villain couple #I want Valentino to light vox on fire and dance with him while they burn

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andromedism · 7 months ago

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sunny season 17 is coming. i can feel it in my bones….

#iasip #it’s always sunny #season 17 #iasip s17 #shitpost #i did not make this meme for once #irl sent it to me some time ago and they do not know where it came from #so if anyone knows where it came from #pls tag that person so i can properly credit them here and on twitter #thank you

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thegreatgremlingang · 8 months ago

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Jin Guangyao, swiping a credit card on Lan Xichen's bootycrack: Hello Fine Sir May I Purchase Some Gyat

Nie Mingjue: YOUR CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED FBI OPEN UP

*lan xichen.exe has stopped working*

#mdzs #3zun #xiyao #yes I personally came up with jiggy's pickup line #I love being rizzfully insane #the consequences of my actions may catch up to me soon #or not #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #lan xichen #bad pickup lines #rancid ass rizz #horrified at myself for posting this but here we are pooks #shitposting #MDZS SHITPOSTING

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jaguarys · 11 months ago

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I unironically think Dagan Gera is such a good fucking representation of the pitfalls of Sithdom and what leads to it. Like yeah he's weird and obsessive and doesn't see the bigger picture. Yeah he's bitter and annoying and needs to fucking chill. We've had too many SW projects trying to convince us Sith are cool. No more cool Sith. Only cringefail loser Sith

#i'm joking around here but i genuinely think this yaknow?#i've seen some people say they didn't love him because he was too short-sighted etc and it came off as dumb #but i kinda think that's the point #i'm not finding the exact words (brainfog's got my ass) but maybe i'll say a bigger piece some other time #fandom: star wars #type: shitpost #type: meta #i guess it can be both #jedi survivor #star wars #star wars jedi survivor #sw jedi survivor #dagan gera #cal kestis

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setaflow · 30 days ago

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The ending of Arcane:

#Seta Speaks #Arcane #Arcane Spoilers #Arcane Season 2 #Arcane Season 2 Spoilers #Is this about Cait and Vi? Is this about Jayce and Viktor? The answer dear user is yes #Seta speaks #Seta memes #Okay I swear this is my last shitpost I usually don't post consecutively but here we are #The idea came to my head and I had to get it out #Honestly this gif was kinda made to be used for Arcane's ending truly the Apollo's dodgeball of gifs

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saltywinteradult · 8 months ago

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"house of the dragon", or as i like to call it, "war crimes and incest 2: dragon boogaloo"

#house of the dragon #hotd #hotd shitposting #hotd shitpost #hotd crack #i came here to shitpost and shitpost i will #yes i know game of thrones aka the original war crimes and incest show had dragons too #but now there are like five times as many of them

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studentinpursuitofclouds · 8 days ago

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Instead of making adventurers/mages try to figure out how mobile phones work, let's better get our Farmers to figure out how the magic crystal ball works. I want farmers to freak out when, instead of ordering food, they accidentally make a video call to Camilla and Jadu, switch between "Wizard FM" broadcasts, and accidentally send 26 selfies to the Ministry of Magic.

#While I was writing answers for asks this stupid idea came to mind #It's midnight and it's time to go to bed but here's another shitpost that no one asked for #stardew valley expanded #sve

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crepegosette · 2 years ago

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