#i call it recoil

[lilowoof]

splatoon 3 and those they/them octo pussies, eh?

[fireprincesslily]

I don't know what it was about 2023 but for some reason Yuri shows had to have a Genkei Murder Blonde.

And it was excellent!

Lycoris Recoil and The Magical Revolution of a Reincarnated Princess and a Genius Young Lady were just great.

[bluegarners]

aflred more commonly refers to dick as "master dick", right? bc ive seen some of the newer comics have him say "master richard" or "master grayson" and both of those are horrendous to me, but i want to keep up somewhat with what canon is currently have him saying. i havent bothered to read any of the new stuff with nightwing's run, so does anyone have an opinion on what alfred is more likely to refer to dick as these days?

[mashmouths]

so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

[jiminy-crickets]

He’s literally DRIPPING, sweat, it is falling off of his nose in DROPS…. And he has never looked sexier.

[cuntperv]

the way i. threw up in my mouth. LMFAO??

[consciousexe]

was filling up a pot with water for my pasta when I had a vision so horrible that I cursed my family for the next few generations just by existing prior to this thought striking me

also I forgot that copia isnt canonically aroace so just ignore that for now please and thank you

[laniidae-passerine]

decided that in my own personal canon, Santiago’s maker looked similar to Louis, simply because Ben Daniels stated that Santiago was very likely in love with his maker. and wouldn’t it be some kind of torture to fall in love with the man who murdered your first vampiric love? to then watch him fall in love with another, who bears an eerie resemblance to that first love? to be witness to something tender and affectionate blooming, every moment a memory of how none of those you’ve adored have ever wanted you back? it would be agony. it would be torture. god, you would just hate them to pieces, loathing even as you loved them. and you wouldn’t know peace - not until the whole pack of them learnt the horror of love, just as you have.

[biblicallyaccuratepigeons]

I think my mom's aspec

[asordidbarwere]

hhhggg

[scoopstomyahoy]

i think steve and robin would call each other babe

[donothing-nothingworks]

I’m never calling a customer service line again I hate being the customer I hate it I’m sorry customer service people everywhere

[riddlerosehearts]

"are autistic people allowed to say the r slur" why do you Want to 😭 can we please go back to just calling people dumbasses...

[thejurassicparty]

"They took everything from us, and then they called me a monster?... This ends when I grant them my forgiveness, not the other way around."

This particular quote - honestly, this whole scene - has the nauseating force of a sucker punch directly to the gut

[gregoftom]

"and hey they’ve been basically getting each other hard by proxy of dirty talking about women and probably saying what they’d do, mostly tom bc greg doesn’t know shit about it, and getting off on it so… that’s Kinda fucking lol"

oh god now you're making me think about -- and I can't believe I haven't thought about it before -- them having phone sex. like still in the era where it's like. just talking dirty about what they've done or would do with women. like 4x1. but with the barrier of the phone and being in different places (but the intimacy of having their voice right at their ear) they could and would actually touch themselves about it. and I don't think they'd let on they knew that was happening even if they did pick up on the other doing it, the hitched breaths, the breathy words, the loss of coherent sentences, the 'yeah's and 'mhm's and silences but staying on the line because they're getting off. (and maybe tom would call greg a dirty boy, say 'did you just get off on that, gregory?' ...maybe he would play into it in person. the little horny power trip that it is. but maybe he'd be too scared to if he got off on it as well, and just leave it unsaid, like so much of their sexual attraction is unsaid and done through proxy. another line crossed that can't be mentioned. that just adds to the frustration.)

anyway they could really learn a thing or two from roman and gerri lmao. or just exchange notes

SHAJDHAJSH omg yesss god listen. i'm not Wildly into phone sex in general but oh my God it works for them soooo well in multiple circumstances. they absolutely Would do that and technicaaaalllly that's stiiiiill not reaaaaally doing it, bc they're not touching each other. so the post first time sleeping together would still be in play. in fact it would make it all the more intense, the desperation and pure want for one another, to be so close yet so far. and we know tom feels safer to be more honest on the phone with greg, like when after logan died. so he would. do that. i think. hhhhhh. and they would. play it out i think and then act like nothing's happened. they would just... yeah exactly. greg would definitely get off, clinging the phone tightly with a trembling hand to his ear, and tom might palm himself, but lose the nerve or the feeling of wanting to go for it, because of the shame. but maybe once. or twice. or more. times. he would, and greg would be so awkward but that just turns tom on all the more.

like, they could dance around it so easily. "did you just get off on that gregory?" "y.. yeah hah, the um, the situation, like with a girl that you were saying, man that'd be so hot... and like what if, you know, you were there too, and you took a turn right after me?" "don't be disgusting. you think i'm putting my dick anywhere you've had yours?" "mmh. oh, yeah that's, that's pretty nasty huh? but like, that's us right? we're nasty aren't we? you're disgusting with me, aren't you, tommy?" "fuck."

LITERALLY. AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasalsklsdksldklskdlskds hate they ass.

[astridthevalkyrie]

not to be all “what I want in a relationship is what I didn’t have growing up” but I just thought of asking someone to watch a show with me and them just like….doing it, without grumbling or sitting like this 😑 the whole time or insulting whatever we’re watching for shits and giggles and i fully made myself tear up and cry