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#i bought the pretty thor one ong with the goats djwvxgisvisdbiwoxbso
ryan-is-a-god · 2 years
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Got my blood stolen today (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧
Veins too small. "It looks like I butchered you". Lady was nice though.
Anyways the floor is the most comfortable place to be. Fuck standing up. Only now I'm on the kitchen floor with the cabinet open in front of the doorway, but I'm royalty so if anyone wants passage they have to go through me, the door troll (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)
Also spent $80 on Amazon cuz I'm treating myself, and non-delirious? me, won't cancel the order. Muhahahahahahahahahaha.
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To anyone having a not very cash money day, let this be a message, to treat yo self. (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧
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