#i blame djimmi

[dr-kahl-fan]

Yes I caved

WELCOME to the dr kahl fan blog!

Requests are open!

Artists are 💙 (pfp art) and 🦇 (banner art)

Main is @blueopalsystem

Enjoy!!

NO CUPCEST, STAY THE FUCK AWAY

Ships we enjoy:

If any of these make you uncomfortable, sorry, they're comfort for me (NOTHING ILLEGAL!!)

Bold are ones you may see often

Stickler x Henchman

Dice x Devil

Devil x Henchman

Dice x Henchman

Dice x Stickler (I blame Dylan /lh)

Devil x Stickler (because of one fanfic I read)

Devil x Dice x Henchman

Devil x Dice x Stickler x Henchman

Kahl x Automaton (nothing in the games or comics (that I know of) shows them as parent/child, as I know it is only fanon. If it does become canon, I will be sad but I will not ship them anymore if that does become the case.. It's just a ship I find a lot of comfort in as someone who is robot objectum.. Sorry..)

Bon Bon x Djimmi x Beppi

Mugman x Chalice (show versions, nothing gross, they're kids)

Cala x Briney

Cala x Hilda

Cala x Hilda x Briney (Hilda and Briney are just friends)

Rumor x Hilda

The Angel x The Demon

Knight x Bishop

Rook x Bishop

Charlie (spider) x Light Bug

Grim hydra heads (I don't know how this happened)

Sally x Hilda x Mr Stageplay (Mr Stageplay and Hilda are just friends)

Sally x Mr Stageplay (how could I not)

Show Dice x Game Dice

Pirouletta x Ginette

Ol Ethan x Rumulus x Ginette (why is Ethan rum and Rumulus whiskey)

Pip x Dot

Mr Wheezy x Chips

Fera x Hugo (howling aces)

Mortimer x Glumstone

Mortimer x Jupiter

Chauncey x Ollie

Ribby x Goop x Croaks (NOT RIBBY AND CROAKS TOGETHER, THEY'RE BOTH WITH GOOP, NOT EACH OTHER THEY'RE BROTHERS, DO NOT TWIST MY WORDS)

Snail x Anteater (moonshine mob)

Baroness x Rumor

Fera x Esther

Light bug x Esther

Charlie x Hugo

May update if I remember any more

[werner-the-murine]

vat hafe i done

[teen-cups-au]

FOLLOWER'S SUBMISSION:

RECOVERY

Part 45

Warnings : Angst, blood, choking, vomiting, blood, pain, inaccurate medical stuff.. Mugman suffers, My brain and I torture Mugs.. Again... Will this boy ever find peace?!

🍉🍓🍒🌺🌺🌺

"Forgive me..."

Elder kettle said "My poor poor boy! Sssshhh we are all here! They will help you! You will be fine!" he caressed Mugman's arm with on hand and with his other one (he) caressed Mugman's face.

Mugman started crying *sob sob sob sniff sob * "Grandpa... * sob sob sob sniff * I'm scared...*gulp* I.. c-can't... *sob*  s-stand... this body...*sob sob sob sniff * I'm so tired of it... *gulp*  It caused me nothing but trouble.... I.. *gulp* am... *sniff hic * sorry......I am so sorry... *sniff hic * You and Cuphead have to suffer because of... * sob sniff hic gulp * because of me... *slow inhalation slow exhalation * I am sorry that... that.. I.. I.. am the shame of this family... " saying these...  Mugman cried harder "I..am sorry...".

Elder kettle hugged him and caressed his back. "Sshhhh... Mugman my boy please... I know you are in a lot of pain right now, you are scared and perplexed. I promise you that everything will be okay!! Don't be hard on yourself! It's not your fault! You are not a burden!! You are my boy my son! You and Cuphead are more than grandsons to me! I love you both so very much!! It's not your fault... I know you are scared and worried... BUT I want the best for you! I know you both very well! You are destined for great things! Just be patient! ".

Mugman said "B-but.. -". His grandpa put his finger on his lips, "but nothing!" he said sternly..yet... Softly.

Elder kettle hugged him a little tighter " It's gonna be okay! Cry if it makes you feel better! " Mugman said nothing. "...."

Elder kettle said  "Let them do their job... I'll be here until Cuphead comes!".

Mugman sobbed burying his face in his grandpa's embrace.

"...Th-thank-k.. *sob sob sob sniff * you.. *gulp* for still loving me *sniff hic * even after all this.... *gulp*... Grandpa... thank you for.. for... being there *hic sniff sniff hic gulp* for us when we needed you the most*sob sob sob sniff hic* .... Im sorry... I love you all so very much!!" Mugman said through tears.

"I love you too my little watermelon 🍉 "

Mugman chuckled weakly "hehe - *cough cough cough hack cough cough hack huff huff *

Elder kettle hugged him tighter. "Is Cuphead okay...?" he asked. Remembering what had happened.

His grandpa said "He is fine they took him to his room.. We'll bring him later."

Mugman said "Are you sure he is fine..? I don't hear anything.." he said concerned. Elder kettle stopped how was he going to say this.

Mugman got scared "Grandpa...? Please tell me bluntly what happened!? Where is my brother? " Mugman asked concerned.

Elder kettle sighed and said "They gave him a sedative because when he saw you... He became hysteric... He began thrashing, crying, and blaming himself... He couldn't stand this... So he fainted... Djimmi injected a sedative in his brain and took him to his room. He is fine just sleeping."

Mugman felt the guilt crawling on his back. He said nothing...

"Don't blame yourself for this! Mugman! He is fine! Let Andrea and Djimmi do their job! I'll be here! We are all here!" he said.

Mugman smiled and nodded. However he felt the iron taste in his mouth and instantly knew what was going to happen. He turned his back and as he had predicted.. he started coughing blood again.

Elder kettle stayed calm, he took a bucket that was there and put it in front of him. Soon his coughing turned into vomiting *Gak, heavy cough heavy cough, deep inhalation, hack hack gak awk ptu*

Elder kettle called Andrea. "Andrea?!" he yelled. She came in. Mugman slumped. She took the bucket and both she and  Elder kettle gently laid him down.

Mugman started twitching and coughing blood. Elder kettle freaked out but stayed calm. Mugman's eyes rolled. Djimmi came back again. He injected a medicine in Mugman's brain.. This made his body stop twitching. Mugman fell back slack.

Even though Mugman had stopped coughing he was still choking with the blood that was "stuck" in his throat.

*Ggnk hrk gak awk hrk hrk gnk hrk *

Djimmi took something like a mouthpiece and put it on Mugman's mouth. This mouthpiece was flexible and thin. On it's end it had a small plastic - like bag. He opened Mugman's lips wide and slowly put it all the way down to his lungs.

Mugman closed his eyes shut and gagged. "It won't be comfortable, I know and I am sorry.. I really am.. Please be patient". Djimmi said feeling a little sad that he has to use this method without some sort of anesthesia..

Elder kettle held his hand. Djimmi sighed and activated the machine. Mugman closed his eyes and tears of pain ran down his eyes.

Djimmi said "I don't wanna risk.. to put you to sleep now.. Not yet... I'm sorry Mugman.. I'll try to make this quick." Mugman looked at him and nodded.

This lasted 10 agonizing minutes. Mugman had his eyes tightly shut he felt the machine cleaning his lungs and neck. The machine wasn't very painful...it sure was uncomfortable.

Mugman patiently waited for it to stop. It seemed eternity «Be patient Mugman! Come on! It's okay they are here! You aren't alone.. Just be patient.. It's okay... It's okay... You will be in your brother's embrace in a while. It's gonna be okay.. Gosh... It hurts...» he thought

Andrea held his other hand whispering soft words that it's gonna be okay!

After 10 minutes. Djimmi slowly removed the mouthpiece. He whispered "Mugman it's over.. Its over! I'm sorry.. Now I'll remove it slowly okay?"

Mugman nodded. Djimmi slowly slowly removed the mouthpiece from his neck. He tried to be careful. When he finally removed it. He looked at the bag. It had quite the blood inside.

Mugman's throat was sore and hurt but it won't be for long. Mugman tried to speak "th..than..ks..." he said barely speaking. His voice hoarse. He stopped speaking he touched his neck and rubbed it gently.

Djimmi explained "I know your throat is sore . Later I'll give you a lollipop and tea that will help you!" Mugman nodded and said using only his lips 'Thank you'

Andrea exited the room for a while. Djimmi  looked at the blood and then back to Mugman "I... I don't understand... Why this happened again?" he touched Mugman's chest and forehead.

Mugman said nothing. He laid there. Elder kettle said "I'll be here! I promise!!" he said. Mugman nodded and smiled.

He closed his eyes and concentrated. Orange aura. After a while he opened his eyes. ".... I see..." Djimmi said.

Andrea  came in and had brought to Elder kettle a bowl with cold water. Djimmi injected another medicine in Mugman's brain. Then another to his IV. 

When he saw Andrea Djimmi walked towards her. "May I speak with you?" he asked. Andrea nodded.  They went outside for a while.

Elder kettle gently patted his face using the wet fabric. Mugman held his lips tightly shut and tears of pain and fear ran down his eyes. "Ssshhh ssshhhh" he shushed him.

Mugman cried quietly. Elder kettle caressed his face and hummed the lullaby quietly.

Mugman opened his eyes and looked at his grandpa. Elder kettle looked back at him with a soft smile. He nodded telling Mugman in that way, that... everything... will be okay!

This seemed to calm him down. Mugman smiled weakly back at him. Elder kettle kept smiling softly. He caressed his cheeks. Then gently cleaned the blood from his face.. "Its gonna be okay!"

"Its gonna be okay!"

       Dont be afraid!

              We are here!

                          Shhh..

Mugman.... We are here...

                It will be over soon..

Rest my little watermelon..

I love you!

End of part 45!

Thank you all for reading! 💙 💙

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MOD'S REPLY:

Doudy (mod): Will he ever find peace, indeed!

The lullaby part gives me Stolas and Octavia vibes.

[theletterwsartflap]

have you ever beaten cuphead :0? im playing it rn and honestly djimmi is >:(((

I have yeah! And I don’t blame you for being mad about Djimmi. Love his animation but he can suck an egg.

[cosmicdenro]

It's Djimmi here!! Sorry he's weirdly/differently coloured in all 3 pics. I blame the camera.. (Well most of the part to blame is mine pfff)

[snowpeawritings]

Sick Day: Cuphead/Mugman X Reader

Imagine that: A babysitter that Elder Kettle hired to take care of Cuphead and Mugman. One day they got sick together and you decided to help them.

before any of you react, i’ll only be writing PLATONIC requests for Cuphead and Mugman. The rest of the characters i’ll only write for PLATONIC and ROMANTIC requests. I... really can’t handle smut for this series.

I really love this game a lot even though I can’t play it. The visuals and music are something dear to my heart and the bosses are adorable as hell, I really couldn’t help myself.

Reader is gender neutral

CW (CONTENT WARNING): None

“Is that so?” You said to Elder Kettle. “How did they get sick exactly?”

Elder Kettle sighed as he rocked back in his armchair. “Something got chucked inside their heads and they drank it. I have the foggiest idea how they didn’t notice when they were out frolicking.”

You hummed at his answer, you leaning back as well on the sofa. The bag full of new stuff you created for Cuphead and Mugman to play with. You were hoping to see their reactions for it but... oh well.

“How long do you think til they get better?” You asked the Kettle.

His spout-nose huffed with steam. “I’m not sure. I’ve talked with a doctor and he says that it may take a few days for them to recover.”

Letting out a dejected sigh, you grabbed your bag and stood up. “Well, thanks for your time. Sorry for the hold-up, Mr. Kettle.”

The elder stood up and shook his head. “Nonsense! You’re always welcome here. The boys adore you after all!”

You chuckled at his words as he thanks you for your visit. Once exiting the small house, your brain immediately racked itself with ideas on how to make the two brothers feel better.

You snapped your fingers together. “Eureka!”

The two brothers lay together in the same bed, feeling as though the pain that they’ve accumulated through the numerous battles they’ve been through has multiplied ten-fold. Their noses, though rounded as they were, are now comically larger and leaked of snot every now and then. The liquid inside their cups were sludgy and murky, the exact opposite from what its usual appearance.

It wasn’t their fault, in retrospect. It just so happened that a particular spider monster had messed up their afternoon. When they weren’t looking, the spider monster’s lackey spider had spiked the liquid inside their heads. Once they’ve attempted to do a Super Move, the liquid immediately made them groggy and tired while the Spider gang had the last laugh.

What a cruel world, this is.

“Cuphead...” Mugman moaned, voice muffled from his clogged nose. “I feel horrible.”

His brother groaned in response. “You and I both, brother.”

Both of them groaned in pain at the same time. The large bed felt like it was suffocating them but they know if they remove the covers, it would be incredibly cold for them. So cold it might freeze them for sure!

A knock on the door brought their droopy eyes up. “Boys,” the voice of Elder Kettle rang through the door, “you have company!”

The door creaked open to reveal the old kettle together with you. Just like magic, their moods immediately lightened as they removed their covers to properly greet you.

“(Name)!” They both said in unison before breaking into coughing fits. Both you and Elder Kettle rushed in to take care of them, patting their backs while avoiding the coughs.

“Don’t stress yourselves boys!” Elder Kettle reprimanded. “Both of you aren’t still fully healed. Lie down and rest.”

The brothers complied with the elder’s words. You placed both your hands over each boys’ head. The temperature on both heads were extremely hot.

“Aw shucks,” You said to them after retracting your hands, “I feel sorry for you both. I swear when I see that bug who did this to you—”

“N-No need for that!” Mugman stuttered, his voice terrible from the sickness. “You really don’t need to do that.”

“Yeah!” Cuphead added, voice muffled from his clogged nose. “I swear it to ya! When we get back up, we’ll deal with that fuzzy freak in no time!”

You laughed at their words before patting their heads. “I’m sure both of you will. I’ll be watching too!”

“Well, it appears you three are up and about. I’ll be leaving you with the boys, (Name).” Elder Kettle said, patting your shoulder before leaving the room. You turned back to the boys, lips upturned in a wide smile.

“Guess what I got for you two.” You said giddily.

The brothers’ faces were confused but answered nothing. You bent down to the side of the bed to pick up a huge bag of goodies the ex-debtors gave you.

“Ta-da!” You exclaimed, shaking the bag. “Presents from your friends! To help you guys feel better!”

The brothers’ eyes widened at the bag of presents. Their sickness suddenly didn’t matter anymore as they sat up straighter to look at the presents.

“Golly!” Mugman exclaimed. “All of these things are for us?”

You giggled at his eagerness. “Sure is! Which one you wanna get first?”

“I’ll pick!” Cuphead proclaimed, digging his hand in the satchel to pick something. He drew back his hand, revealing a container full of sweets with a little note of Baroness Von Bon Bon’s regards.

“This looks delicious!” Cuphead said in awe at the treats.

“Me next!” Mugman followed after, drawing his hand inside the bag. You took the container of sweets from Cuphead, telling him that he should take his medicine before eating them. Mugman withdrew his hand to reveal a bouquet of hand-picked flowers by Cagney’s garden.

You still remember the murderous stare the humongous flower had given you when you murdered his kin.

“These look pretty!” Mugman complimented. “Too bad I can’t smell them though...”

“It’s okay Mugs,” You comforted him, “I’ll put it in a vase so it’ll last longer.”

“Oooh!” Cuphead drawled, taking out a balloon... cup... head of both him and Mugman. “This looks amazing!”

“I’m guessing that’s from Beppi?” Mugman guessed.

“Wow. Then this has to be the first non-threatening thing I’ve seen from him.” Cuphead remarked.

“Uh...” You trailed off. “That’s from Djimmi.” You took out a red balloon that had the words: ‘Get soon or whatever’ written in blue lettering. “This is from Beppi.”

Cuphead groan. “Just put it with the others.”

You complied, tossing the balloon with the weight at the corner where the rest of Beppi’s “gifts” lie.

And thus you and the brothers spent the afternoon opening all the gifts your friends had given you. Some were nice with get well soon sayings while others didn’t exactly show it at first glance. You knew that other half meant well though (I mean you made sure of that). Before you knew it, it was already nighttime. You noticed the brothers’ eyes starting to droop as they fought to stay awake.

“Well, I guess this is my time to go.” You said, picking up the now empty bag.

Both of them whined, saying that they don’t want you to go just yet. You giggled and patted both of their heads. “It’s not like I’m gonna go away forever. I’ll visit you two again tomorrow.”

Somehow with those words, their moods lightened a bit. They went back under the covers, heads propped up by the pillows you fluffed up for them. You stood up from the bed but a hand grasped your wrist. You glanced down to see Cuphead’s hand stopping you together with his and Mugman’s puppy-dog eyes. You sighed at their actions before leaning down to give a kiss on their heads. They both flush at your kiss, the liquid in their heads bubbling up tremendously.

“If I get sick, I’m blaming you guys.” You joked.

Cuphead laughed. “Then we’ll be the ones taking care of you!”

“Yep!” Mugman added. “Then we’ll be the ones making you presents!”

You laughed as you reached the door. “I’ll be waiting for those!”

Giving Elder Kettle your goodbyes, you went outside their house with a warm feeling inside your heart.

[leeffi]

Alright you did Djimmi SUPERBLY like he's so amazing sweet and handsome in your style! Also I don't blame you for the self insert, I'd do the same in your shoes

gosh, thank you kindly!! ;; i don’t usually draw self-inserts, but then this damn buff boi came along, and i was like WELP I GUESS THIS IS HAPPENING

[teen-cups-au]

FOLLOWER’S SUBMISSION :

Recovery

Part 22.

Warnings : mention of blood, mention of death, light swearing, angst

Blood... Blood... Mugman wasn't supposed to bleed...

If he is bleeding.... Then that means he is wounded....

Which means....

....................

WHAT HAD HE DONE?!

"................" Cuphead saw the blood on his hands...it took a while until....

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

Cuphead Screamed bloody murder.

"WHAT?! WHAT?!" Mugman asked alarmed.

"I KILLED YOU!! SHUSH DONT SPEAK. DON'T TALK!! SHUSH I.. I.. WILL CALL A DOCTOR, A NURSE, DJIMMI, ANDREA... YOU ARE BLEEDING!! OH NO!! I.. I.. KILLED MY BABY!!!" Cuphead yelled in despair.

His pupils  shrunk. He grabbed the rim of his Cup in despair he hurt the one person he loved the most.. Again...

"Cuphead what-?"  Mugman tried to speak

"SSHH ITS GONNA BE OKAY!! ARE YOU FEELING DIZZY? MY BABY!! I... IM SORRY MUG!! IM A MONSTER!!" he yelled.. Frantically.

"Cuphead are you okay? " Mugman asked. Cuphead misheard what Mugman asker and said. "*high pitched voice * WHAT?! YOU DON'T FEEL OKAY?!?!,, *normal voice *HOLD ON!! I'LL FIX THIS!!" Cuphead yelled.

Mugman and Hilda looked at each other. "What's wrong with him?" Hilda asked. "It seems that when I fell I accidentally cracked my back... Due to my illness wounds take a while to heal... He freaked out... I scared him a lot.. I don't blame him for reacting like this.." Mugman replied.

"CUPHEAD. " Mugman and Hilda tried. Cuphead of course kept walking around all  the while mumbling ..

"EXECUTE ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR I HAVE COMMITTED A MURDER... HANG ME! MY BROTHER'S BLOOD IS IN MY HANDS!

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!" he kept walking around.

Mugman asked Hilda. "Excuse me. Hilda Could you please take a look at my back because I can't see? /and/ Cuphead isn't in a place to see.. " he asked.

Hilda went behind him. "there are huge scratches" she said. "How big..?" he asked

"they begin from your shoulder blades and go down to the end of your ribs and there are some faint cracks in the middle. I see it's bruised!  In a couple of days it will be okay I think! " she explained.

"Thank you Hilda!"  Mugman said.

Cuphead kept mumbling. At some point Cuphead fell on his knees. Mugman knew that this wasn't a good sight. He limbed close to him "Brother!" he said.

Cuphead was looking ahead of him sobbing. Mugman tried to catch his attention. With strain he managed to walked in front of him and tried to snap his brother out of the shock. Cuphead's face was unfocused.

Mugman gently took him from the shoulders.  "Cuphead....*shakes him * Cuphead...*shakes him*"

Cuphead started mumbling "I... I... I didn't mean it... I... I.. killed him... I killed him... The brother I tried to protect all this years is dead! Arrest me and give me the death penalty.." he said

Okay... He lost it completely..

"Cuphead I'm right here! What nonsense are you saying?!" he said.

"LOOK DANGIT!! LOOK I AM A MURDERER!!! HIS BLOOD IS ON MY HANDS LOOK! I WAS AND ALWAYS BE A BAD BROTHER -"

Okay that's it!

*SSLLLLAAAAAAPPPP!!! *

"CUPHEAD?! WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR A  FUCKING SECOND?!" Mugman yelled and slapped him. *SLAAP!! * Cuphead flinched and so he stopped.

Mugman had enough. "YOU WILL NOT DARE TO SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU HEAR! ME!? DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU! LOOK AT ME AND TOUCH ME!! " Mugman yelled and shook Cuphead's shoulders a little harder.

Cuphead shook  his cup and he gently touched his brother. Mugman hugged him and let Cuphead listen to his heartbeat.

"Take deep breaths! Inhale�� and exhale okay?" Cuphead nodded and followed Mugman's instructions. After a few minutes he was calm! "Better?" Mugman asked. Cuphead nodded

"Good. Now. Can you listen to me for a minute?",, Mugman asked. Cuphead nodded.

Mugman breathed in and out. He gently caught him from his arms and spoke. "one .. Okay look. Im sorry.. I didn't mean for this to happen. I don't even remember coming out here in the fist place.. And two, Now.. Cuphead you didn't mean it.. Im not mad..I'm okay.. Is just a scratch.. Nothing serious" he said. Cuphead nodded. "Hilda?" Mugman asked. "Yes?" she said.

"Thank you Hilda!!!" Mugman said and gave her a smile.

Hilda smiled and nodded.

Cuphead said nothing. He lowered his head. His shoulders slumped. Mugman sighed. "It's gonna be okay Cuphead remember?" he said and gently touched his shoulder.

Cuphead nodded. Mugman hugged him. "Come on brother!" Mugman said. He offered his hand to Cuphead. Cuphead took his brother's hand and got up.

Cuphead wrapped him in his embrace. Then he broke the hug "Let's go home!" Cuphead said. "I'll make a nice fire? Hm? With hot cocoa how does that sounds?"

"It sounds gr-"  Mugman felt dizzy, he looked at Cuphead and started seeing doubles. His vision blurred. He started blinking to clear the blurriness in his eyes. Cuphead sensed that something was wrong. "Mug?" he asked concerned. Mugman fell forward. "Not again..." he slurred and fell in his brother's arms.

End of part 22

Thank you for reading!💙💙💙💙

Apologies for awful chapter.

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MOD’S REPLY :

Doudy (mod) : It's been so long since I read the previous part that it took me a while to remember what was going on XD I usually read as soon as I see the message, but I couldn't much lately. Let’s attempt to catch up!

That was some trip Cup was in!

Cliffhanger, except you already sent the next chapters, so I can see right away what will happen and tease the followers (hey guys 😘), because they gotta wait for me to post it haha! Sorry not sorry.