#i blame [redacted]

[gbirrd]

DUN-DUH-DUH-DUUUUHN!

suprise! i've been working as part of ANOTHER Bang! I paired up once again with the delightful @englandamericaitaly to create this piece for their fic as part of the @dpxdcbigbang !

you can read their fic here- a really fun read, and of course I drew the scene with my boy Duke. we gotta step up folks! not enough art of this weird little daylight-loving freak out here!

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A drawing of a very dark train tunnel, with a rail track stretching down from the top towards the bottom of the image. At the top of the piece near the back of the tunnel is Duke Thomas in his Signal armour, giving off a strong yellow glow as he is crouched over Clayface, arm raised in a fist to punch him as his head is raised to look up with glowing eyes. Clayface's hand is wrapped around Duke trying to pull him off. At the bottom of the page near the front of the tracks, Jazz Fenton stands facing Duke with a faint green glow. Three shadowy figures stand behind her. In the top right corner there is a close-up panel of Jazz's eyes, in all green, and mirroring it in the bottom left are Duke's eyes in all yellow.

[clove-pinks]

Real answer if you DARE question for the mutuals and followers: Who is your most embarrassing historical crush?

I mean a historical figure who is embarrassing chiefly because of their actions and beliefs, not because they're not conventionally attractive. (Although being conventionally unattractive can play a role in this, I admit).

[daisynik7]

Nanami gives the best massages after a long day at work. Maybe it's because his big hands glide gracefully along your shoulders, kneading into your sore muscles with just the right amount of pressure. Maybe it's because his thick thumbs work out those tough knots twisted into your back, relieving your throbbing headache. Maybe it's because his lips graze against the skin of your neck, scattering delicate kisses at each pulse point. "Does that feel good, sweetheart?" he asks, voice low in your ear, hands trailing down your waist, slipping beneath the elastic of your pants. "Do you want me to make you feel even better?"

It's a question he already knows the answer to; you turn to kiss him, moaning into his mouth as he teases your clit, feeling it swell against his fingertips. "That's what I thought," he chuckles, rubbing his hard cock between your ass cheeks. "Let daddy take care of you."

[empydoc]

i wish i didn't have to articulate my thoughts everytime i have them because wdym i can't just make a post saying 'i think a majority of the boys have long/mid-length hair' and leave it at that

gotta make it real complicated. jesus.

anyway. long hair redacted boys hcs

vincent runs his hand through his hair a lot more than he realises- usually as a nervous habit than anything. whenever lovely does it, he visibly relaxes.

darlin sometimes holds sam's face in their hands and his hair frames his face so nicely that they wish they could look at him like that forever.

huxley's hair getting in his face vs damien always telling him to tie it back (he ends up doing it himself- something huxley doesn't complain about)

blake pulling at his hair when he's especially stressed + those grey hairs that peek out at him when he looks at his reflection.

freelancer playing idly with gavin's hair when they're in bed, especially after doing something together. he's recently started to lean his head towards them sometimes as a silent ask for them to play it.

avior insisting that his hair is fine until starlight starts helping him manage it and keep it little less all over the place. he now sits in front of them sometimes and asks if they can make sure his hair looks okay.

asher constantly begging babe about using their new expensive shampoo (they're a 50/50 in saying either yes or no).

[erial-c]

i truly do hope that blake goes to visit bestie in this fucked up form of his and they're like . afraid of him . and maybe even get killed by the drove through his body as a vessel . i need him to see the consequences of his own actions NEOWWW

[meowtus]

Hush and Doc go to exhibits fairly often. Anything to do with observing things—they’re going to visit them together.

Of course Doc has to bundle up Hush in a way that diverts watchful eyes with a trenchcoat getup and a scarf (though Hush could very easily just cloak himself at will) in which he appreciates the sentiment.

But enjoying the other’s company while they watch fish, observe paintings, or see demonstrations of things is one of the two’s favorite activities. Sometimes they’ll sit in an exhibit for a while just watching, and having offhand conversations with eachother.

Hands down though: Hush and Doc’s constant places to go to are the Science Centers with interactive parts attached to it. Drives them nuts and can keep them busy for a loooong time.

[syndrossi]

well, it happened, i actually wrote something so devastating i can't put it in chapter 23

(daemon's additional suffering is now likely deferred to a future chapter)

sobbed harder than while writing chapter 22 by a good margin

[reverieaudios]

have you ever listened to redacteds audios? i think you'd like them

I listened to a few of his audios a few years back, and I actually very recently remembered why I stopped and it's both hilarious and horrifying to me (to be clear this is 100% a "me" thing and from what I've heard of his work I do think he's very good at what he does)

Okay so I had last listened to some of his work a few years ago (I only vaguely remember 1 or 2 actual audios), if I remember right his channel was pretty new. So a couple of nights ago I decided to listen to a random video of his to figure out why I stopped listening to him all of a sudden back then.

And immediately realized that his voice sounded identical to an asshole roommate that I had moved in with probably around the same time I stopped listening. Like. Identical. And this roommate was. Not pleasant. Think "rich white boy with floppy hair that has never had to take responsibility before and will break your stuff but refuse to acknowledge that he broke it or offer to replace it and also he will invite his equally obnoxious friends over and serve them the food you made while passing it off as his own before you even got the chance to have a bite of it (he did this multiple times)"

So yeah suddenly hearing a carbon copy of that roommate's voice directly in my ear saying petnames made me wanna set myself on fire lol

[dreamersvinyl]

no lestappen post race congratulations

[themonotonysyndrome]

“So. A wolf this time.” 

“You are insufferable!” 

Alexis hisses only to helplessly moan, her nails - beautiful black acrylic claws littered with tiny diamonds - dig deep into the silk pillow when William licks a wet stripe between her legs. That pillow and the bedsheet certainly won’t survive come morning. 

Speaking of come - 

“What number are we in right now? Four?” William muses, pleasant as if he’s talking about the weather and not how wet his mouth and chin are. He’s on a roll tonight. For once his hellion of a ‘daughter’ allowed him to whisk her away to her favourite restaurant the moment she returned to Dahlia with a trail of murder and one fledgling House reduced to rubbled. Porter was quite adamant that his report was to be on top of today’s mountain paperwork on William’s desk. Alexis adorned many unkind words like the jewelleries she so adore and William is well familiar with her brand of appetite for petty destruction, vindictiveness and sex. Each follow after one another. Hence, why she’s now in his bed in nothing but glittering nails and high heels. 

“Up yours, old man.” Even when she sneers, Alexis Getty (again and again, she rebuffs his surname but never the privileges and power that come with it. What a silly girl.) is devastatingly beautiful. The kind that brings ruin to any poor fools that stumbled into her bed. Samuel, unfortunately, learned it the hard way.

(TBC)

[urfavesarequadranted]

Israel 'Izzy' Hands from Our Flag Means Death is auspisticing Stede Bonnet and Edward 'Blackbeard' Teach!

[miyaheestar]

asher still call sam as grandpa jokingly even though he's in his 70s and sam couldn't help but to smile instead of complaining because asher will be gone soon and he'll never get to hear the words again

[fridayiminlovemp3]

i hatttttteeeee when i reference some stupid internet joke irl that i assume everyone knows about and people don’t get it and i’m like oh never mind lol!!! and they make me explain it 💔😞 and now i just sound crazy like if you don’t know who dan and phil are i can’t explain to you the significance of them being at the fall out boy concert and if i try i’m gonna sound crazier

[deus-ex-mona]

when the slowburn makes the ship extra cute~~~

[empydoc]

self aware guy (the character) is the funniest thing in my head

i remember seeing a post about it on here but it's just so silly. this dude knows several references that might not even be canon in the redactedverse, but says them anyway because it's amusing- and, the funniest part of that is, honey can just go along with it because 'oh he's just my silly boyfriend, what else?'

he could also be getting away with so much more chaotic shit and yet he just doesn't, instead taking the chance to be in a relationship with the grumpiest, most firm person he's met and fucking GETTING AWAY WITH IT

making guy arguably the most powerful character? unlikely, but plausible. stay on your toes, people!

[erial-c]

i think honey has a habit of repeating words other ppl say (liek echolalia) so at some point they catch themself repeating one of guy's. . . .. many references . . . and then die a little bit inside