#i bet it's a spider

[sciderman]

kidpool & spider-boy (2024)

[pinkpinkmermayyy]

headcanon that Peter has a food channel where he goes around as Spiderman in Queens and tries out the different types of restaurants and cafes there and posts videos of him rating them. But obviously, he doesn't really post a lot on there not only because of his Spiderman duties + school but also because he doesn't have the money to keep buying from these different locations, especially the more popular ones (and he can't keep posting about the Thai food he and May get for takeout all the time) so he just posts occasionally.

And then Tony finds his channel and Peter's super embarrassed by it but Tony thinks it's pretty cute and offers to just be in one of his videos for fun as if that's normal.

[justcommander]

I can't really be the only one who thinks those are a bit too big to be spiders...

[artbyblastweave]

Never as a Woman her salary, a Man his age, or Captain America what he did in response to the United States policy of Japanese internment during the second- oh, Hi Tom Taylor, author of Injustice! What are you- Oh No. Noooo, Tom, no. Tom, T- oh god. Oh no

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3

good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.

[miriamforster]

Everyone likes to debate about how much trama Halsin should have from his time in the Underdark, but I haven’t seen anyone highlight the fact that the man was trapped in a city

And not just any city, a city that’s like half slaves, a city of gleeful misery, an underground city with no sun, no stars, no sky, and no seasons at all.

Halsin was chained in a bedroom, in a house, inside a city, with little visible nature and no access to wildshape for three years.

Even if he is mostly healed from the rest, I bet he still has nightmares about that.

[canigirl]

gonna need a scene in beyond the spiderverse where prowler miles finds out about the life he was supposed to have and just Goes Apeshit . he deserves it man he’s just a kid

[nymphapunkcake]

Hobie grabs the empanada

I think we don't value these Hobie frames enough. I mean, I'm Argentinian and I've NEVER seen someone grab an empanada with so much style and looking so good. Like, sir, it's an empanada, it's nothing more than dough and filling (which is great) but he inspects it so seriously and expectantly.

Sure, he's a british guy from the '70s, he doesn't have to know exactly how an empanada is or taste, but still.

In the scene he takes it with his spider web and gently lifts it to observe it, in a very smooth move. Also, his carefree posture (the same one I have now writing this lol) I mean, porque tan cool señor?

We know that beyond the empanada he is attentive to his surroundings and pays attention to the situation with Miguel, Gwen and Miles even though it may seem like not.

In the second frame Hobie seems to even look at the camera. Just imagine for a moment staring at him, he notices it, and he throws that bombastik side-eye to you with the empanada still in his hand...

I think I would die in seconds.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Spider Society BBL Drizzy remix but instead it's called 'BBL Miggy' and it's everyone freestyling about Miguel's thick dumptruck ass. Is this anything

[venomgaia]

messy eater

[mooneggtarts]

I have a question about the Jumping Spider AU of yours (if that’s okay). Do you have plans for Second to eventually run into Chosen? Either by accident or Chosen tries to find Dark and finds Second instead? Would Chosen try and hurt them or talk to them about Dark being a bad guy?

Oh I have! In fact, the next post about this AU is exactly that! One way or another Orange will stumble upon TCO, though Im still conteplate on whether I should make it a comic or not but I'll decide that based on how much I can handle in drawing comics again akdbdjfhdj

Their first meeting is DEFINITELY an accident, Im trying to also put like some canon elements to it as well while at it (I love giving my AUs parallels to the canon events). And there will be OTHER characters you'll finally get to see if you catch my drift ;)

[sciderman]

what's a lesser known spider-man related thing that you don't see enough people talk about? (for me although its not lesser known, more like forgotten, only two people (you included) have recongnized my pfp)

weird al yankovic song

[theshadowrealmitself]

Spiderman: This is going great actually -annnd Doom’s about to betray us

Dr Doom: *freezes*

Reed: What? No, he’s been redeeming himself, what makes you say that?

Spiderman: I got a spidey sense, tells me when there’s danger

Spiderman, pointing behind himself at Doom: He stepped closer to that weapon

Spiderman: Spidey sense went off

Spiderman: Means he’s a danger with that weapon, he’s gonna betray us, he’s betraying us right now

Reed: Hmm, I say we trust him

20 MINUTES LATER

Dr Doom: I was always going to betray you, and no one knew it!

Spiderman: I knew. I literally said this is what you were going to do. You were right there.

Dr Doom:

Dr Doom: And no one knew!

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Gale Reviews: Spider-man : Beyond the Spider-Verse

thanks @knightsweeties for drawing my icon's spidersona alternate universe version

Unlike last time, I actually am ahead on this one. As you know, Beyond the spider-verse came out a few days ago, and I have been working on this review since my viewing.

Does Beyond the Spider-Verse go Beyond expectations? Or should it have been left in the void?

Now I will be breaking it down as I did before but with a few changes

Animation

Plot

The Characters

The Lesson

Was Miguel right?

The other universes

Final Thoughts

Now obviously, spoilers below. You have been Warned

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Get got! APRIL FOOLS!!!!

[scandals-r-us]

Did you know peppermint oil is in all natural insect repellents? I mentioned in an earlier post since Miguel is literally 50% spider, and spiders are repelled by peppermint... I bet it WOULD get his ass

GET MINT-BANGED IDIOT

To be fair though migs, no matter the scent we all have experienced the mist of doom

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #146

Karen is missing someone.

She's an AI, so she's not exactly supposed to have "feelings" the way a human would, but... what other way is there to explain it? Someone is supposed to be in her life, and they are not. She wants them back.

The problem is, she can't find any record of why she feels this way. There are no important people in her database who are currently missing, no gaps in her code that she can find. The only curiosity is the fact that she seems to no longer be helping Spider-Man.

That used to be her prime objective. Her entire reason for being. Maybe he's the one she's missing? She can't find any data to indicate that they were close, but perhaps that is a curiosity too. Surely, if Spider-Man wore a mask with her programming for all that time, she would know who he was, would have some record of their conversations.

With FRIDAY's (and Tony's! let my guy live!) help, Karen is untethered from the Spider-Man suit. She goes searching through every piece of tech she has access to for her missing friend.

When she finds him, she'll figure out what's wrong. And she'll help him fix it. It's what she was designed to do.