#i bet 2/3rds of them at least have a tumblr judging by their bumper stickers

[bas-rouge]

Okay went to Petsmart tonight and puppy was a hellion!!!!!! It went like

> my shift ends at 17:30, puppy starts screaming in crate at 17:25

> I clock out at like 17:40 because I have a project damn it

> take puppy outside obviously he has to poop

> puppy won't poop

> okay it's 18:00 we need to buy kibble

> starts screaming halfway through the drive to Petsmart

> pull over at a park where there is a cop, a car with all the doors open, a random dog roaming on the creekside, and a flattened squirrel

> puppy won't poop

> okay the vibes here suck we're going to Petsmart

> puppy screams the whole way there

> get out of the car

> puppy pees like three times

> PUPPY WON'T POOP

> stand in the parking lot awkwardly for 15 minutes because I know puppy will poop inside if he doesn't go out here

> puppy poops

> proceeds to act like he's never been worked with a day in his life as his reign of terror begins in my local Petsmart