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No more war in the transformers franchise where the transformers series where there a group of transformers that are uncovered as Cruise ship and ocean liners trying to save humans from the dangers of the sea. No more sky and ground adventure. Show me the horrors of the ocean hasbo.

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People are starting to call the tumblr dash a "feed". Stop 🛑 you're polluting the ecosystem

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

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The fandom obsession with ships becoming canon has got to be the most bizarre aspect of modern fandom. Unfortunately, it's also the most boring part too.

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girls you won't believe what url was not taken

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Oh no. MAGA is mad that the NYT shared the names of DOGE staffers. Don’t share this! Would be a shame

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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

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Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

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On the topic of English people being shitheads towards Welsh people - This fucking dude today on AITA

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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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my dad was outside feeding the slugs cucumber slices earlier

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I just saw someone say that the Boeing 747 is to avgeeks what the RMS Olympic is to the ocean liner community and now I don't know peace

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Very handsome boy 🐱🐈