#i believe in roxy lalonde supremacy

[williamjakespeare]

#jane and roxy having a cute date#dirk and jake having a spectacular failure#love them  (soria’s tag)

jake has never seen ice because he lived on a tropical island. dirk has never seen ice because he lived in hot water apocalypse. roxy lived in it too, but had a secret skating rink built under her house with the water of the lalonde waterfall.

[posts this quickly while i still think it’s funny]

based on a true story

[panmostuck]

a little late, but happy transgender day of visibility!

[sharpshooter420]

[williamjakespeare]

#ROXY WITH BRACES MY BELOVED#wait where did roxy get braces in the apocalypse#do the carapacians practice orthodontics (tags by blue-atom)

the carapacians have police and a robust postal system, i wouldn't be surprised. alternatively her mom could have left them with a DIY for her and she had dirk build and mail her an orthodontics robot. i think

blondes

[williamjakespeare]

#his lil blush dawwwww#get loved idiot#get fucking known shitwhistle (tags by treeprince)

Got Alpha kids on the brain rn

[williamjakespeare]

#sobbing#poor lonely boy#love him so much  (tags by soriastrider)

[williamjakespeare]

#as they should (tag by eridude)

errybody loves dirk

[williamjakespeare]

#mod terezi#it's nice that everyone just automatically finds aradia attractive

Roxy: shout out to the hot girl in my playwritin class who responds with “yeah, but that’s derivative 0f ne0n genesis evangeli0n” every time sum1 brings up some artsy film ive never heard of n they immediately shut up nd cant argue w/o admitting they’ve seen nge. us regular-lookin people could never get away with that. THAT’S what we mean when we say “use ur privilege for good”

[williamjakespeare]

#ominous sunroof dirk (tag by soriastrider)

this was based on a "draw your characters as this" meme but i cannot find it in my files for the LIFE of me

[williamjakespeare]

#4'11 JOHN IS VERY FUNNY TO ME#ty for giving him short king status homestuck people but you really said SHORT KING. THE LITERAL SHORTEST GUY.#i also like how dirk is just. Slightly levitating.#boy what are you doing boy#get down (tags by eridude)

Opinions on the requiem height charts?

gamtav hold hands??

jokes aside im fine with them i guess? def dont align with some of my headcanons (5'3 sollux What is Going On) but i understand they were probably made with like. early 2012-2013 homestuck fandom headcanons in mind hehe

[williamjakespeare]

I love the staring at Jake's ass one haha. Also skeletons in Jake's closet. As a necromancer, I can confirm that Jake has an entire armed detachment standing by and waiting for the new skulls he promised them

more dirkjake + alpha kids quote generator nonsense, now also featuring davekat

[williamjakespeare]

@callmearcturus

I’m still disappointed that something like this didn’t happen.

[williamjakespeare]

#mod terezi#yup that'll do it#mostly because he doesn't have a mom anyway you look at it and it sends him into an existential spiral

DIRK: Can somebody post something unfit for mundane perception, an abominatate perversion of reality upon which no man alive should gaze? I need to stop looking at my phone screen for a bit.

ROXY: ur mom

[williamjakespeare]

#mod terezi#i dunno dirk i think you'll just have to scrutinize it for seven hours to find out

Roxy: ur weirdly obsessed with findin meaning

Dirk: What do you mean by this

[williamjakespeare]

Sure. For you, anything. Would 5 pm work for you?

Roxy: heres a question for all u mind readers out there

Roxy:

[williamjakespeare]

#mod terezi#only if you're a pedant about it

ROXY: i am waht the scientists like to call and…

ROXY: unexpected variable ;)

DIRK: so a problem.

DIRK: you’re a problem.