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chimericchaos · 2 years

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This is why I refuse to dream

So we've gone months, like literally months without dreaming or having any sort of recollection of dreams whatsoever, to the point where it's been normal to not dream

But recently we have had an ACTUAL DREAM and I want to go back to NOT DOING THAT

Ok so as far as I can remember: we/i/whomever the dream-haver was, was an employee in this science-lab/office-building institution (just gonna call this the Institution from now on), and apparently it was our job to eridicate all robots from the planet (because I guess the robot rebellion was a thing???) idek, but I know that a lot of people were actually robots disguised as people and our way of handeling the robot menace was by taking them to a "Red Room" idk what it was called but basically it was this corner of an office room, just a corner of this big warehouse-sized room that was painted baby-boy blue, and had a bunch of cubicles but instead of stereotypical office cubicles they were cubicles for scientists, and people with labcoats were there with test tubes and beakers and science-y stuff

So anyway in the far right corner of the room the walls and floor were painted red, and a red velvet curtain was the only thing separating this from the rest of the office-whatever, so it's not really a room but I'm gonna call it a Red Room because that sounds right to me

Anyway, the point of this Red Room is because we had a suspected breach and there's a possibility that any one of the staff could be a robot in disguise. So how do we find out who is a robot? Well, we take them behind the curtain and blow their brains out with a shotgun

Wild I know but this is how the dream went so idk but it gets weirder

Ok so I, me, the dream-person, was basically a low-level staff member and I had a supervisor that looked suspiciously like The Click, the youtuber, and basically he cornered me in the staff elevator and told me that he had reason to believe that I was an imposter, and that he's going to check and see if I am a robot or not (you know, by method of shotgun to the skull)

So as soon as we got out of the elevator he told me to wait for him as he's currently busy with something else (yea, I'm just gonna stand here and wait for you to kill me, good idea) and he announced to all the staff that an excecution was about to take place soon

He didn't say who or why, and no one seemed to pay much attention so I assume this happened like everyday and now it's finally happening to me

So while he is away and the staff are busy with whatever, I thought of a plan:

So I go over to the Red Room, shut the curtain so that no one can see inside, and I take the shotgun off the wall and fire iteat a tomato sitting on the shelf (I don't know why it was there), so there's now tomato everywhere

So I walk out of the Red Room, the staff, having thought I had just executed the suspect, aren't paying attention to me, and my supervisor is still busy in his office somewhere so I guess I escaped???

The dream gets hazy and basically ends there, but I'm pretty sure I felt like I could escape easily, like I don't know why or how I got past security (or if we even had security) all I know is that I accomplished my goal and was safe now

Like, I'm sure I wasn't, but it felt like I was so imma just assume that's dream-speak for "congratulations, you win" so I'll take it

But like, the first dream I had this year, and it's about faking my own death to escape from this clearly insane institution. Wacky. Also I never found out if I was a robot or not. Maybe I am. Maybe I am a robot and this is just a bot account. Maybe I'm not even real and I don't exist.

Maybe you don't exist.

Ok jk jk but yea I'm not dreaming again any time soon 0/10 terrible service

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