#i am very stoned rn y'all

[tortoise-teapot]

thinking about belly buttonless solas

"uh. lostitinthefade."

[overrgrown]

stray my stand in thoughts in no particular order (e1-7 spoilers) ~

sorry it's long lmao I have a lot of jumbled thoughts that I need to yell about so this is me screaming into the void

Joe being used as a stand in by ming and tong is very telling

ming honestly doesn't act like a spoiled rich brat. he's occasionally entitled, but he's very polite to staff and he genuinely cares for his sister.

I don't think that ming wants to hurt his sister. he wants tong to choose him instead of his sister so that he can break her heart instead and then ming isn't to blame

idk if ming was ever trying to be subtle to Joe about what he was to him. he flat out told him he was a stand in (just didn't mention for who)

Joe getting a second chance at a maternity figure only to have her immediately fall into major trouble and then health issues has got to be triggering the fuck out of Joe rn

do we find out where Joe 2.0's spirit is at all? and what happened to OG Joe's body??

jfc poom is so pretty I can't focus

ik sol and ming are more than likely gonna become friends at some point but my messy ass would LOVE to see them be bitter bitches to the end with each other

where did ming get the chain....?

it's making me so fucking sad that Joe is falling back into his previous direct footsteps bc of his situation and its literally all he knows to do. same people, same habits, same mannerisms, same career, everything

he has an opportunity to completely rebrand and live his life without being under ming's thumb but he is consciously choosing to stay around him. why? what is so alluring about the person who used and emotionally cheated on you for who knows how long and then drunkenly called you the target of his actual affections????

Joe is not only too humble. I think he genuinely doesn't think he deserves better. this life is all he's ever known and he's never had the stones to try and improve himself and get his own life

his job is literally to be a nameless, faceless body double who does the work for a person who gets to take all the credit

(not that I'm shit talking real stunt doubles. y'all are the core of my fave action movies and ily)

but it says a lot about Joe's character and how passive he is usually and it's so interesting to me that he's the big risk taker when it comes to his stunts but he's too scared to make a move to improve his life or branch out on his own

those inconsiderate little bitches. you can't just add a character willy nilly to an already finished script. it'll throw off the whole movie and that's way more work for the writers

yo that hesitation at Joe not being able to break those mugs???? I felt it physically that was GOOD FUCKING ACTING

sol has never done anything wrong in his life he could murder someone in front of me in cold blood and I would help him cover it up

I would come out to sol i trust him with my party drink I'll go to war for him

damn bro how the hell did Joe get roped into being a stand in for HIMSELF that's some meta shit right there. like how is this not just self harm bc that's what it seems like to me

tharn? that's a new name. will we meet him?

ming's condo being green and gold like Joe's old house I am chewing on fucking concrete

OH THE MIRROR SWIPE THE HARSH REMINDER THAT HE IS IN ANOTHER BODY AND THAT HE IS USING THAT BODY AS A STAND IN FOR HIMSELF AND THAT HE NOT ONLY SOLD HIMSELF TO MING BUT HE SOLD JOE 2.0'S BODY GOD THAT WAS *chefs kiss*

is the backception here that ming is kissing Joe 2.0's back bc it reminds him of OG Joe or because it reminds him of Joe reminding him of tong hmmmmmmmmm either way: seek help babe you have a problem

the juicy juicy parallel of ming waking up to an empty pillow I'm gulping this shit down like water this is my life blood rn thank you for the delicious meal

i am not immune to the mesh shirt

AHA I THINK I JUST MET THARN

Update: I am correct

JOE'S ACCIDENT WAS A SUICIDE ATTEMPT?!?!?!?!? holy fuck bro

I thought I was going to hate ming a lot more when I started this bc I have a lot of manipulation trauma but I kind of.... get him

how old is tharn supposed to be bc he looks 16 and it's unsettling

I knew we couldn't trust that twink

YAS BABE YOU LOSE YOUR SHIT YOU YELL YOU GET MAD YOU TELL PEOPLE TO FUCK OFF YOU KICK THARN OUT OF YOUR ROOM DESERVE TO UNHINGE YOURSELF A BIT

ming is about to step off the edge I can feel it this man is about to overflow and drown everyone around him in his search for Joe

"tOng PlaYed tHe scENe hImsELF" oh so tong has always been a piece of shit got it

shut the fuck up why am I actually getting emotional over ming realizing that his Joe is the one in front of him and that it's been him all along

but on another note I am going to pound him into the cement for interrupting that shoot I hope the footage wasn't ruined by ming's emo ass

the back hug with the clear JOE though and comparing it to their first meeting?? stupendous no notes

up is going in a bubble I am kissing his forehead he acted the fuck outta that last scene MWAH

[words-by-elliott]

oh my gosh there are like 17 of y'all now. Wowsers. I've been busy finding housing and trying to scrape together enough coin to make that happen. My phone broke too so I just downloaded Tumblr on the new one.

I've been doing witch activities recently. and I think this blog is a safe space to share my experiences and seekins.

as far as experience goes, I'm quite the novice. In magic I mean. but I'm exploring this part of me and trying to figure out what this is, and what it can be. to put it shortly, I am patient. I am open. I believe.

I bring this up because today I had much progress in this pursuit.

In the morning I communed with the sea. I grew up on the Raritan Bay, in my home and my love, New Jersey. It was a 10 minute walk to a quiet local beach. Despite this it had been years since I had fully communed with her. I regret taking her for granted. Especially because now I live a 45 minute drive from the ocean.

But I made it today, while it's still hot as fuck out. There was a lovely picnic, basking in the suns embrace, and of course, the bay.

I swam among the jellyfish with the friend who drove me. I helt held by the cool waves. I felt myself healing. I took my heart and mind stones in for a attunement before I left.

When we got back to the city I met my girlfriend.

I told her,

"Sorry I smell brackish."

She replied,

"you kinda have a brackish vibe all the time, it's really attractive."

It one of the best compliments I've ever received. I love that woman.

The day was not without stress. I struggled. I cried. There's a lot going on right now, I'm up in the air again.

But like, and this is gonna sound like a weird turn, Ive had this pumpkin from october of last year. She made it 11 months before she started growing mold.

This pumpkin has given me so much love and support these past few months. Everytime I saw it I would smile and laugh because it seemingly refused to decay.

It remained. Until now. A month from a year, and a month before my lease is up.

I said goodbye. Took a moment to thank her for the joy she's provided. Lit some insense and blew some smoke at her to send her off.

I kept the stem. Cut the flesh off, (which I'll make into paints later), and scrubbed away what was left of the pumpkin bits.

I love that pumpkin. I truly believe there's a joyful spirit inside of it, that I've fed and nurtured with my own joy and love. And it in turn has fed and nurtured me.

I made a necklace out of the stem. I believe that her sprit resides in it, and that that spirit is my friend. I get to take her with me wherever I want now, but I'm thinking about letting her cure so she doesn't get fucked up by moisture or something.

[the charms she wears are my heart and mind stones]

So yea, feeling very witchy rn. It's September so tis the season I suppose. But I remain excited for future lessons, experiences, and friends.

[winterbirb]

Happy new year, y'all!

Quick update for the anon who sent accusations about aristotels—given a lack of any followup evidence, I had someone I trust go through their tag for anything fitting the accusations, and I have come to the conclusion that guilt cannot be proved, and more importantly, they should not be held to American taboos. I mean, I got into an apparently quite heated conversation about the importance of cultural context, I'm not going to go back on my word now. Think before you discourse.

And further, I am not the person to judge someone for not being 100% acceptable vanilla. I would be throwing stones from a house of glass cards; although I don't talk about most of those cards, I do, uh. Write Edward Snowden RPF. So.

Speaking of, chapter 13 is out! It's not actually any more of my own writing, as I couldn't figure out how to structure the May 7th meeting while incorporating my Official Sources. So I just put the primary sources in their own chapter, and I'm in the middle of trying to write the POVs for that chapter.

(Yeah, that's right, we're talking about my fic now. Teehee)

Unfortunately I write slowly (and delete things if I find a source they contradict, which is what happened to about 10k words of ch. 13 attempts), but eventually I'll finish up this fic, which will go through the end of July 2013 (Ed accepts asylum the first of August). I've casually dropped one reference to the top secret negotiations, and Bill and Jake will make appearances later in this fic, but that whole shebang is going to be in a later story (I wish I could just have it all written right now, it's so important, especially the Kerry-Lavrov axis! But alas, I'm more GRR Martin than Stephen King).

I'm introducing the Kerry-Lavrov axis in this fic (which chap 13-14 are particularly meant to do), but the payoff is going to come in the sequel, which is going to be from Aug-Sept (or -Oct bc of the government shutdown) and cover the Syria chemical strikes (I think Assad was framed, in case you're wondering. It's actually very fucking annoying trying to write about this stuff because I was happy having no opinion on the matter, but if I was going to write Obama and Putin talking about it, I kind of have to review the evidence 😔). Mid-september is UNGA, and Sept 30th is when Obama reveals to Bibi the secret US meetings with Iran. These events should resolve the Putin-Obama tension and bring us to the next phase of the story (admittedly, I don't know where to go after that; I'm thinking shorter stories, vignettes of interactions)

Anyway. Here's a link. Rn it's at 32k words, but a good chunk of those are primary/secondary sources.

Forgot to mention—though this is primarily about relationships, I don't (so far) have explicit ships, although Su/Kho is tagged. I'm leaving things implied for the time being bc it isn't the point (the importance of relationship axes still works around friendship-trust). So if that squicks you out, dw.

[nyaskitten]

Tell me all about that there Ninjago Connected Universe! Is it a crossover of sorts of all your aus + show & movie?

hehe, no, it's something way bigger than you think. It's my own version of the "pepe silvia" meme. This whole idea is very WIP, but rn, I am gonna consider it canon to ANS, until I can develop it more. Also, if you don't know much about other Lego themes, this'll probably be rlly confusing, sorry.

This will take a fuckton of explanation, so it's all going under the cut :)

Bascially, the idea goes as follows; A good portion of Lego themes take place in the same universe, including Ninjago. You COULD say it's insane because Ninjago doesn't even slightly address any other themes, outside of minor references.

But, the thing is the inclusion of Tox and Mr. Pale all but confirms the existence of the Ultra Agents universe in Ninjago, which includes Astor City.

If Ultra Agents exists in this world, so does Solomon Blaze, the guy who leads the Ultra Agents, and was a member of the Galaxy Squad before then. (Galaxy Squad is abt humans and robots fighting insectoid aliens).

If the Galaxy Squad exists here, so do Monster Fighters (a theme ab humans entering the monster realm to stop a vampire king from uniting six artifacts called Moonstones), because the same race of insectoid aliens are said to have been drawn to the convergence of the Moonstones (from an old magazine), and are alerted to Earth's existence.

This means that Monster Fighters is before Galaxy Squad, and Ultra Agents is after both those themes, and some time during or before Ninjago (as Tox and Mr. Pale aren't criminals in the show). AGAIN, this is a crazy theory, but then again it's my ideas and y'all I'm STILL not done.

Clutch Powers exists, which means Power Miners and Lego City also exist in this world. Because of this, theoretically, Lego City Undercover and Lego City Adventures could be canon to Ninjago.

BUT WAIT, there's even MORE. Jake Raines, the protagonist of "Pharaoh's Quest", has a particular eagle pin on his jacket, the same one that Twitchy Tim has! AND they also share the same pin of a circle with what looks like the front of a light aircraft!!!

This is gonna sound so weird, but then, amidst all this connection, there's Atlantis, Aqua Raiders, and Alien Conquest. According to some other magazines, apparently, an alien warlord helped build the pyramid in Pharaoh's Quest, and when that went south, he aimed to try get the help of the Golden King from Atlantis. In one Atlantis set, there's the skeleton of an Aqua Raiders Diver.

Now, I'm not saying you could squeeze Aqua Raiders and Atlantis in and just say the creatures they deal with are all from Merlopia, BUT ALSO, you could totally do that.

I know this is a huge brain mess but I swear, it'll all make sense! I'll probably just make a lore doc for all this tbh, because this is a LOT.

Now, as for how all this would fit with Ninjago, that's easy. I'd like to think there's a large circle of islands far beyond Ninjago, which are all so close together that most explorers of olden times assumed there was nothing beyond. But the rest? Those presumed lost at sea, dead, or stranded, discovered that far beyond the circle lays several larger landmasses, all with traces of... something. The explorers who DID find these larger landmasses, with remnants of ancient civilizations, went on to populate and build upon these fallen lands. These lands were probably discovered a few hundred years after the Stone Wars, so who knows who or what could have lived there eons ago?

TL;DR: Ninjago, Monster Fighters, Alien Conquest, Pharaoh's Quest, Ultra Agents, Lego City, Clutch Powers (movie), Power Miners, Atlantis, Aqua Raiders, and a fuckton of other themes, and Lego worlds could exist in one continuous world...

[athys-obelia]

you guys...this timeskip—

my child has GROWN UP y'all, do you see?? ??? it's like— yes my son !! go !! gouge out fontaine's eyes baby boy i'm so proud of you 👉👈

hes so big all of a sudden like tf??? my heart quaking rn, where was my warning? where was the heads up?? y'all expect me to see this and be ok?? not need emergency help?? not need an ambulance? what am i, heartless? made of stone? you think you can just make me *miss* THREE YEARS OF HIS LIFE?????

(also when roxie said he had to "kill" her during their eval— did anyone else's heart break? just mine? i mean— roxie was still somewhat shook about her brother asil's death and it was caused because asil couldn't kill her during his eval... do y'all think she was afraid for jer? did she ever have to kill him during hers? or cassius? once he "died", do you guys think count drac/dion ever tried testing her that way?)

HMM AND GUESS WHO ELSE IS DELICIOSO I—

can you BELIEVE the nerve of this man?? sir i'm looking for your manager, who tf allowed this? also mans looks like papa agriche 2.0? like sorry we revoke your title of 'dion with the nice arms' bc where are his manhoe outfits literally. like.

i am feeling a little betrayed i think. also the new hair does things to me.

ahem.

...of course she towers above them 😳

surprise surprise, i once again have the fattest crush on this absolute queen (DID YOU GUYS NOTICE HOW MUCH ROXIE IS STARTING TO LOOK LIKE HER MAMA? OH MY GOD ESPECIALLY THE HAIR)

(AND WHERE IS CASSIUS I SO WANNA SEE HIS GLO UP SO BAD PLSSSS I MISS HIS PRETTY ASS)

ah yes in other news i would like to see jer ripping out fontaine's internal organs in alphabetical order very much actually.

[that-bajan-kid]

Boku No Hero Academia Chapter 292 SPOILERS

(Pogchamp)

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Imagine staying away from Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter to avoid spoilers, only to get spoiled by a fUCKING WHATSAPP GROUP CHAT I'M SO MAD RN

Y'all better believe I freaked out when I saw this. I've seen lots of theories about this too. Mostly traitor!Kirishima since Bakugou's doing his pose and the other two are posing like villains. Also fan art. So. Much. Fan art. Now on to the chapter.

We see Jeanist in the plane getting ready to jump out while the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Todorokis plays in the background and he's not too happy about Dabi using his and his family's trauma to destroy hero society. I get that Dabi shouldn't have exposed Endeavour in the most damaging way possible for everyone involved but in his defence 1) it's not his fault Enji was a peice of shit to his family and 2) Dabi's a Todoroki, being dramatic is ingrained in their DNA.

YAS JEANIST FUCK EM UP. Bakugou you really should not be standing right now, I can see the pain it's causing you all over your face. So was it really a dead body in that bag? And Dabi, didn't you also not believe it was actually Jeanist or did the months of him missing convince you it was actually him?

Dabi is glowing like the sun and smoking like a Colorado wild fire which can't possibly be healthy for him. Dabi is all "Whatever bitch, the Todoroki family drama is to strong to be defeated by mere steel wires. Right, Shouto?" as Todoroki charges towards his previously-thought-to-be-dead older brother with some fire of his own. Compress and Spinner are talking about how Jeanist actually managed to subdue Machia and Spinner is all "Doesn't Machia have super strength tho?" and I'm here sitting in my seat wondering if the anaesthetic finally kicked in as Jeanist tightens the wire around Machia.

Spinner realises that Machia has been panting ever since they arrive, aka when his orders were full filled. So now he's disparately trying to wake Shiggy up so he can give Machia a reason to stay awake but then a wild Nejire-chan appears out of no where and she looks fucking pissed the fuck off and I am here for it.

FOR FUCK SAKE DABI GOD DAMNIT FUCK

Istg if she's dead I'm gonna fucking riot. Man Shouto is not having a good time. Midoriya better has sit his ass down. The fuck are you gonna do? Cry at them?? You ain't got no arms bitch.

Oh look a new background for my phone.

(Edit: I like how the heat from his flames are warping the panels)

Izuku you are physically incapable of doing anything rn. Yeah Shouto is in pain but at least his bones weren't turn to liquid. Is Jeanist talking about Endeavour or himself? Cause Hawks is down for the count and I'd be pretty pissed if Hori let Enji keep his hero licence after this.

There was a house. I think it might have been Tenko's, I'm not sure. So anyway, Shiggy woke up and he's thinking to himself "Damn I'm itchy but I can't move. Lemme fix that." and then orders Machia to break free. So Machia is doing that and now Jeanist with his one (1) lung are having a hard time keeping up.

It's been like six months since I last visited duolingo but I'm pretty sure those sound effects say "Aaaaa" which I find hilarious. I also completely forgot this was happening. Is Shiggy calling back the NHE? Cause the others are fucked if that's what's happening.

I had the ending of this chapter spoiled for me so I already know who that is which sucks all the fun out of it but I'll act like I don't know who it is out of respect for their character.

Oh my god Burnin was save at the last second who could it possibly be????????

This panel looks really cool also Shouto's flames?

So Dabi and Shouto are battling it out final agnikai style and Shouto is all "So your the one who sent that villain to our house!!?! NATSUO ALMOST DIED YOU ASSHOLE!!! DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE BROTHER?!!!!?!!!" And Dabi's stone cold response is "But Endeavour would have suffered" so Shouto has the natural response of "HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND" to which Dabi responds with "YOUR GODDAMN RIGHT I DID." and how he no longer has the ability to care about anything anymore which is very sad but damnit this panel would look godly animated.

So Dabi is like "Now I can finally kill you" as he gets ready to kill Shouto and the NHE are showing up and Jeanist is completely out in the open now. Whatever shall happen now???? Oh dearist me. If only the heroes had another secret ace up their sleeve that was not in anyone's plans because of how unlikely it was to happen. I wonder.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN PAST TRAUMA AND CURRENT TRAUMA MIX IN THE MOST TOXIC, SELF DEPRICATING WAY POSSIBLE???? Izuku, who has done literally everything in his power to keep everyone from a groosome desintergrating demise, the one who is physically incapable of moving, is really sitting here calling himself a useless hero because his body's natural instinct to not die, which he still has apparently, is preventing him from floating head first into the arms of Death. BOI YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE CONCIOUS RIGHT NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN!??!!?

I swear if these kids don't get some therapy after this.

Oh my god it's lemillion what a surprise. Also, did he really just say "Pogchamp" lmfao. I'm still salty about being spoiled but that was really funny. How long has he had his quirk back? We know Aizawa has been training Eri's quirk but when did she get enough control to be able to fix him? I'm so glad she can control her quirk now cause it means she won't be scare of accidentally uno reversing someone out of existence.

Still very disappointed the Mirio reveal was spoiled for me. Pogchamp was hilarious but still. I'm sure the official translation will have him saying something boring like "POWERRRRRRRRR". Sigh. Welp time to commit verbal assassination.

Until next time.

[mallowstep]

This is very bad/weird timing but what are your thoughts (if any) on blackstar and leopardstar (as a ship i guess?)

i mean what we talk about on this blog is like. 75% where my brain is. and 25% what you guys bring up. my brain is all stoneleopard rn, and my inbox is...whatever y'all send.

anyway uhhh it's pretty rare i'm in the mood to ship leopardstar. i had a tigerleopard urge several months ago, combined w request, which lead to denouncement. current stoneleopard urge gave us ch1 of ioth. but it can fade pretty unexpectedly. i'm hoping this stoneleopard one sticks around tho i'm having fun.

anyway.

point is, i don't usually have a lot of interest in shipping leopardstar. i like playing around with a few themes w her, but that's most of my interest.

with that in mind,

i also don't have much taste for blackstar ships. i like giving him a bit of a fatherly relationship to tawnypelt. i like.

okay i'm pretty sure none of this makes sense in erin-hunter-canon but it's my canon and i do what i want, so i like. like. blackstar and dawncloud being close. and him being supportive of her. maybe also tearing a certain fuckwad to shreds just saying.

where was i going.

right.

so we're taking 2 characters i have a low interest in shipping and i just. meh.

like there's not much to be gained from it. because the betrayal of blackfoot killing stonefur will never top leopard's betrayal of stonefur. nothing is ever going to touch that guilt. leopard & stone reign supreme.

"Leopardfur/Stonefur (Warriors)" still hasn't been canonized. i desire that to be fixed while i'm still in the mood.

anyway.

so ig ur answer is, "you were never getting a coherent answer out of this bc it's late and i just. am like. so low ship energy."

[piratewithvigor]

11 ;), 22

11: any bands your friends got you into?

Why, yes, you might say there are a couple.

Motley Crue: a friend was writing a 300-chapter GNR fic where Crue were the villains and I had no idea who they were or what they looked like

Rolling Stones: always kind of liked the Stones, but I didn't really get into them until last Christmas, when a friend gave me a compilation of their greatest hits (it's arguably now one of my favourite CDs)

Rush: the late, great sodium_amytal (or @/farewelltokings, as I knew her, also she's not dead, just deactivated her tumblr) changed fandoms and stopped writing for Led Zeppelin and began writing for Rush and I wasn't ready to stop reading her work yet, so I gave them a go and got hooked

Buddy Holly/Tom Lehrer: this is 1000% on @milkpond. I've now got two Buddy records and Tom's entire discography on CD (actually wearing my Tom shirt rn)

Tuff: I think this was @six-shot-heart-attack (if it wasn't, I'm sorry I didn't give credit, but all y'all music blogs change your themes so often, I lose track). Whoever it was sent me a pic of Stevie Rachelle and he was too pretty not to look into. Bada bing bada boom, now I've got everything Tuff ever released, all autographed

Queen: collectively, all of tumblr shortly after BoRhap came out got me into Queen

Fozzy: someone very particular (you know who you are, Winky McGee) encouraged me many times to listen to Fozzy and I kept being vague about it until I actually did and now less than 2 months later, they're my 21st most listened-to band on Spotify of all time

Ninja Sex Party: my ex. Got me into Game Grumps and later on NSP, but joke's on him, I still love them both

22: list 10 favourite songs by your top 10 bands (each)

Oh I am in for it now. Gonna do it, but neither the bands, nor the songs, will be in order.

KISS:

All For The Love Of Rock N Roll

Raise Your Glasses

I Still Love You (Live, Unplugged)

Tomorrow

Reason To Live

Forever

All The Way

Sure Know Something

Hard Luck Woman

All For The Glory

David Bowie:

TVC-15

I'm Afraid Of Americans

Magic Dance

Fascination

Big Brother

Rosalynn

Suffragette City

Fashion

Life On Mars?

Golden Years

Rush:

Test For Echo

The Pass

Limelight

Virtuality

Resist

Red Sector A

Distant Early Warning

The Enemy Within

Soliloquy (Part 6 of 2112)

Anthem

Led Zeppelin:

Achilles' Last Stand

Stairway To Heaven

The Ocean

Immigrant Song

The Battle Of Evermore

No Quarter

Bron Yr Aur Stomp

In My Time Of Dying

Trampled Underfoot

Nobody's Fault But Mine

The Doors:

The WASP (Texas Radio And The Big Beat)

Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)

Waiting For The Sun

People Are Strange

Peace Frog

Celebration Of The Lizard

Wintertime Love

Easy Ride

Runnin Blue

The Soft Parade

Aerosmith:

Just Push Play

Nobody's Fault

Dream On

Angel

Janie's Got A Gun

The Other Side

What It Takes

Livin On The Edge

Make It

Mama Kin

Journey:

After The Fall

Wheel In The Sky

I'll Be Alright Without You

Ask The Lonely

Lights

Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin

Send Her My Love

Stone In Love

Lay It Down

Don't Stop Believin

The Beatles:

In My Life

Please Mr Postman

You've Really Got A Hold On Me

Tell Me Why

I Need You

All I've Got To Do

Kansas City/Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey

Revolution

Paperback Writer

Twist And Shout

Rammstein:

Deutschland

Waidmann's Heil

Ich Tu Dir Weh

Du Riechst So Gut

Ich Will

Mein Herz Brennt

Mutter

Rosenrot

Du Hast

Engel

Fozzy:

Judas

Burn Me Out

Painless

Do You Wanna Start A War

Sane

LOVE Machine

Balls To The Wall

Sandpaper

Drinkin With Jesus

To Kill A Stranger

[laurel-michaela-connor]

omg y'all, idk if I told you but I'm planning to fly home for Christmas to surprise my parents. this is, ofc, entirely dependent on my ability to get back into australia, so it's not completely set in stone. No one knows except my sister and my friends here (and now all you lovely people). But I am SO excited rn because last night I managed to upgrade my long flights (SYD>LAX and LAX>SYD) to premium select for NO additional cost. I think this is a very empty flight rn because there just aren't many people trying to go to the US right now. But I managed to snag the very last premium select seat at that price- now the remaining seats are a good $1,000 more than I paid for mine. Those prices weren't available when I booked so I must have just hit it at the right time. PS is my current favorite class to fly- more leg room and better service etc than main or comfort+ but significantly more affordable than first class. my dream is still to fly first class one day, but ain't nobody got a spare $16k for that.

[talesoftextposts]

Exactly! Crestoria is not the only game they don't really keep tabs with. A while ago i played a saint seiya game by them and it had many many issues. If you cannot have multiple games with quality than please don't. Is bad for us and the employees, those poor people must be going crazy :c

At first I liked kasque, quite different than what I would expect from a goddess, but I ended disliking her...

I feel kinda bad for aegis just being a punching bag for jokes and Yuna just being there to look pretty, they have a lot of potential for the story. Like you said Yuna had a great point and a good reflection moment but whatever eh? Aegis too, I felt his story like a punch on the gut because I tend to be like him and the queen, but again, whatever...

I do the arena for the free stuff too! I am not competitive at all XD

hello again anon!! im going to do another readmore gksghkeg

yeah i honestly...ugh. i have just a lot of issues w bamco in general but i also Do Not want them to pay attention to me jic they tell me to stop making memes or something stupid like that— like genuinely instead of making the game more functional or adding like...idk. any story or shit that makes Sense they just added things like the transcendence board which is just. for ppl who already maxed out their ascension boards?? after like 6 months??? Y'ALL... ik for a while too the phantom tower was Waaayyy too difficult but i think they nerfed it back to normal considering i can now clear thru level 40 at least :/ but overall the game is just. geared towards ppl who drop fucktons of cash on it. if you look at the ppl in the top 3 in arena rn? you KNOW they've spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on this game. what the fuck.

also minor gripes are just...they don't add very many new units anyway, compared to like even asteria, and i get that there's effort for the whole models or w/e but...i mean if rays can do it... and i don't mean that in the rate that banners are released, bc those are...kind of annoyingly often as of late (looking @ all the crestoria cast alts) but the fact they're only for 1 or 2 charas who are Only ssrs, and it genuinely makes r and sr stones and sr charas just...obsolete and useless imo? like i genuinely have EVERY sr AND r full awakened/ascended which. is probs partly due to the drop rates being Absolute Garbage, but thank god they implemented a pity system, right? ...right? [tired sigh] i've saved enough for julius who has been in crestoria for 228 days, bamco, fucking release h—

i also want to add that i've contacted support MULTIPLE times abt issues w the game and they have legit just told me "hm sucks have u tried playing the game w all other apps closed" like yes, bamco, but that's not the problem??

SORRY for several paragraph rant abt the gameplay i just have some very strong opinions LMAO

i understand not liking kasque! tales antags...and characters in general, actually, are rather hit or miss. i personally just love evil women so im rlly in love w her GSKEHGESKHG

but as for the aegis and yuna things... YEAH. i rlly love them both and it's been extremely disappointing to see how they've been treated by the story :( like even if yuna's acting silly to cover her own feelings, it would be nice to get those scenes we get in other tales games (like...idk even the scenes in xillia like where alvin and elize sit and talk in the park, and leia talks w i think jude or milla depending on the route?) considering it's like...is penelope going to be okay? can she ever go back to her?? is she okay just crossing the sea and leaving her, even if there's really no choice??? sorry for the character introspect i just have a lot of thoughts—

aegis too, it's like. i don't mind teasing to an extent, but i really feel sometimes they go too far w it :( esp in like. events and the character episodes moreso than the main story (tho i could be remembering incorrectly) which makes me wonder if they just have different writers for each but even THEN like the main story still fails to act like yuna and aegis Exist half the time?? and JEEZ yeah i am constantly thinking abt aegis and queen rebecca, esp imo it's just a very... well first of all, that has to be Traumatizing As Hell but second of all i strongly headcanon he was unable to say it bc he didn't mean it and also i have a headcanon that the whole event has kept him from ever saying the words "i love you" ever again so that's that on THAT. (these are my headcanons pls don't send me hate over them they're not canon i promise—)

and honestly same!! i used to be sss rank and then i stopped caring abt arena for a bit and dropped a couple ranks...oops. i'm currently s-5 and had to FIGHT to keep myself there this season. it's not that i rlly care abt winning or being high ranking. or first, even, i just want the prizes from being at a certain rank/placing tbh. which is why.....................................oh im so tired of the ppl with lvl 120 fully awakened new ass units like i GET IT you have MONEY but i am not spending that much on a mobile game!!

ANYWAY thank u for coming to my ted talk omfg im so sorry this is so long (again)

[patchdotexe]

explorers of arvus: the witch’s hut / 1.27.21

I FINALLY REMEMBERED TO POST MY D&D NOTES IM SO SORRY in my defense, for this session i was liveblogging it on discord for nyx’s benefit bc he couldn’t make it so the formatting is super janky and i kept procrastinating on porting it to my notes pile proper

LAST TIME ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS: we finished our journey from camp vengeance to see what’s up with the poisoned river! we are also definitely going to get owned by a minecraft witch

. COW DETECTED okay time to get killed by a minecraft witch

. thorne's priorities: can kill cow

. fen hill 2: electric witchaloo AS A REMINDER, ALL OF MY NOTES ARE LIKE THIS

. cow is just straight vibing. pretty well-fed cow! which is interesting seeing as the trees are barren even in summer. thorne thinks the cow is sus

. the entire party is rich and we somehow forgot about that. i had to look at my character sheet bc charlie wanted to bet 50g on thorne shooting the cow

. sieron armor pog? (sieron now has retroactive studded leather armor)

. THORNE WITH A GUN

. taure gets 200gp for passing go-- OH TIME TO DIE

. little known fact: witches have vision based on movement

. jorb is dead :crabrave: (Jorb's chrome crashed)

. man i have like a +6 to stealth why am i rolling so shit. lets hope the witch doesnt have eyes

. We Are Looking Natural (our stealth rolls are really not good.)

. HOORAY WE'RE GETTING GOOD ROLLS except thorne. sorry thorne. witch has Spotted Us

. oh no taure thinks the witch is cursing our di-- WHAT'S A SPELL

. solar: i appear to have forgotten every spell except for eldritch blast.

. does the witch have motives? not good or evil, just motives in general

. anyway the witch seems chill and I Do Not Trust Like That but like. why not.

. charlie's gonna go talk to the witch! because no one expects a halfling to be a murderer.

. silje is also coming with! the witch has detached her roof, its like a convertible

. the cow is chill. cow's havin a good time.

. charlie cant bleed out but she CAN be executed. nice.

. the witch was an imposter. the witch has been ejected (she has not)

. silje doing the angy fluff tail thing bc  Sus

. I FORGOT CHARLIE DOESNT WEAR SHOES charlie takes off her shoes and doesnt know where she got them from

. charlie: yea we're hikers, just explorin arvus yknow, s'fun-- taure: The water has been poisoned. >:|

. distant charlie shouting: ARE YOU SUGGESTING THE WITCH HAS BEEN SHITTIN IN THE RIVER NON-STOP?!

. [pulls out sending stone] sieron. cow sus. [puts sending stone away]

. charlie is trying very hard to be sneaky about stuff and taure is just Giving No Shits

. well, the witch is trying to poison us.

. ROLLING INITIATIVE time to kick this witch

. CAT ON TABLE .......wait we left kali. kali did a stealth roll so good we all forgot about her

. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD CAT

. holy shit the witch slapped aside silje's sword. this grandma is hardcore

. sieron just fucking Teleported to the door (we rarely ever use dash actions so i forgot that's even a thing)

. OH SHIT BLADESONG sieron is now hardcore (like 20 AC?)

. sieron: [nyooms past] charlie: hi sieron.

. THORNE IS GONNA SNIPE THE COW "charlie owes me 50 gold" -thorne, casting eldritch blast

. THORNE HAS SNIPED THE COW

. "so if this ISNT something evil in disguise, ive just exploded a cow"

. It Was Not A Cow (it was a catoblepus)

. thorne does a sick backflip

. UH OH TREE IS ALIVE AND IS PISSED

. sieron's AC may be incredible but it's no match for a nat20. rip sieron

. taure has decided she is done with this shit and did some gardening (sieron got grappled by roots and taure hit them fot max dmg)

. jesus fuck elendar is so op. taure has decided to Kill

. Taure's Turns Never End

. all enemies are masters of geometry. we are now in a titled square of hell

. the hag is gonna pilot the evil tree like a mecha

. DEATH BROOM!!

. silje gets slapped by a broom. f

. THE COW HAS A DEATH RAY

. TAURE IS AT ZERO

. WAIT OK EVERYTHING IS OK actually only charlie is in range and i passed the con save fuuuuuck yea jorb: update: taure was out of range so that got retconned so charlie just shrugged off a death ray by force of will

. charlie has closed the door so no more death rays.

.  silje is now chasing down the witch! jorb: luckily silje resisted the cursed sword's desires to really attack this broom

. the witch is dead! thank u based silje. unfortunately you ARE inside the evil murder tree

. i thought michael was eating his dice.

. sieron has found a Bonus Boy jorb: current fights: thorne vs the not-cow, taure and charlie vs a broom, and silje and sieron vs bonus boy leo: yea thorne is having a 1v1 with the death ray cow jorb: oh theres also still the evil tree, which silje, sieron, and bonus boy are inside of rn

. charlie owes thorne 50 gp.

. well, taure is getting eviscerated by an angry tree

. TAURE IS NOW DOWN TO 1 HP YAAAYYYYYY jorb: taure has a lot of broken bones now "my bones are chips and the bag is my flesh" -taure leo: [happyflapping]

. taure is doin real bad y'all

. as usual, i jump straight to arson

. taure rolled for braincells (it was a d2)

. shit is now on fire yo

. the murder cow is now also stuck in the web of excellent geometry, charlie has set the web of excellent geometry on fire, and silje has murderized the bonus boy

. sieron is attacking the tree from the inside, which is pretty cool!

. thorne moves 30 feet back and shoots the murdercow with eldritch blast twice, as they've done on Every Turn

. thorne was engineered specifically to torment this murdercow (and, by extension, michael)

. taure has stolen thorne's murdercow kill

. "so the broom is not restrained, but it IS on fire"

. charlie gets smacked repeatedly by a shitty broom

. charlie surged and is now invisible! and also inaudible. and also on fire. michael: Charlie accidently discovers her Ninja Way

. thorne is now moving FORWARD 30 ft penn: character development

. taure is now unconscious

. I HAVE FINALLY KILLED A BROOM

. "i place myself facedown and end my turn."

. silje is just WRECKING the tree

. THE TREE CAN DASH

. taure is Very close to dying but its fine its fine its fine

. "thorne's catboy sense is tingling" -penn

. YOOO i blew up the tree w a fireball and silje, who was inside it, did a cool fuckin backflip and escaped unharmed

. we are now trying to pin taure down to forcefeed her a healing elixir

. taure is fucking Booking It so we're all chasing taure down THIS IS THE BIT THAT NEVER ENDS

. "this invisible man cannot do anything."

. taure's the final boss.

. michael: Taure refuses to let anyone heal her so the party just spent 30 minutes chasing her down

[dionysyoon]

1. name - cambrian

2. nickname - cam/camb

3. star sign - cancer

4. what i identify as - male

5. sexuality - bi/pan/whatever

6. time right now - 10:12 AM

7. average hours of sleep - 4-6

8. last thing i googled - sphynx cats

9. number of blankets - no fewer than 2, at this very moment I have about 5 (I really need to just invest in a weighted blanket...)

10. favorite fictional character - a Lot but the first two that come to mind are Felix from Red vs Blue and Eliot Waugh from The Magicians (Eliot from the books, not the show)

11. what are you wearing right now - soft button down PJ shirt and sweat pants

12. favorite book - hmmm many, but rn I'm thinking I really wanna go back and read Prophecy of the Stones by Flavia Bujor, it was a fave back in 6th grade.

13. favorite musician - BTS, IAMX, AFI, (lots of acronyms), AURORA, BØRNS, D-CRUNCH, apparently if your name is stylized in all caps I like it djkdks, Panic! At The Disco... I tend to like songs more than individual artists usually but I do like them more than most artists

14. dream job - director! or maybe something with some sort of personal assisting or set management in film

15. number of followers - 277

16. when did you create your account - oh man uh *this* account was in 2018 but I've been on tumblr off and on since 2010.

17. what do you post about - BTS, Holland, D-CRUNCH, random shit, pretty stuff

18. what made you get an account - All my friends had one, also I wanted a place to scream about my latest interests, including, a couple years later, X-Men: First Class

19. when did your blog reach its peak - never

20. do you get asks on a daily basis - no lol I don't even get them on a monthly basis

21. favorite color - blue, maybe teal

22. why did you choose your url - because dionysus is my patron deity and I've been obsessed with the song since it was announced and also I love yoongi

Thank you @namgisbitch for tagging me to do these 😭😭😭 I tag @4blueside @bearjoonie @yoongs-squishy-cheeks @bwintan and @dionysusjjk if y'all wanna do it!

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Jimmy

Janis: Oi Janis: where are you and more importantly where's my drink Jimmy: if I could get by the orgy on the counter Jimmy: which more importantly I weren't invited to Jimmy: bit rude Janis: 💔 Janis: your appeal is so dead Janis: what a way to find out Jimmy: tah for that babe Jimmy: you did warn me I suppose but Jimmy: 🎻🎻 Janis: I'm very supportive Janis: even now you're dragging me down Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: what a pair Janis: 'scuse you Janis: how dare you imply I'm on the outs Janis: never in, bitch Jimmy: you said it so I didn't have to 💕 #truelove Janis: don't worry, beaten to the punch Jimmy: literally am being Jimmy: let me at the bowl, dickheads Janis: 😏 you're so lame Janis: and so is this party if it has an actual punch bowl Janis: where are we Janis: a sorority house in 1997 okay bethany Jimmy: piss off I'm 😎 Jimmy: as much as lad can be in his missus' clothes Janis: shut up you look good Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you look Janis: shh Jimmy: you ain't 'bout to make me Jimmy: so nah Jimmy: I'll just be 😍😍😍 & you can't stop me Janis: boy is that a challenge Janis: will get you in trouble again today, bit late to be worried on it Jimmy: is it? Janis: I mean, you're sacked now Janis: realistically what is tiffany gonna do to top that if we ruin her party Jimmy: let's see Janis: 😈 Janis: what are we doing first then Jimmy: I'm giving you your drink Jimmy: [does] Janis: Getting drunk Janis: cool Janis: [downs it bitch why] Janis: bit normie but you know, needs must Jimmy: calm down, piisshead Jimmy: it took me ages to get that Janis: 🙄 soz I didn't know you wanted me to nurse it all night Janis: or thank you for your valiant efforts Jimmy: piss off Janis: 😏 Janis: be my friend Janis: everyone else here is the worst Jimmy: [kisses her in an extra way] Jimmy: stop friendzoning me, mate Janis: keep kissing me like that and I'll think about it Jimmy: [kisses her again but it's even better 'cause] Janis: you're so Janis: ugh Jimmy: you wanna dance? Janis: can you dance? 🤔 Jimmy: 💔💔💔 Jimmy: I've danced with you before Jimmy: you found it #unforgettable, yeah Janis: hmm Janis: maybe I was drunk Janis: that time Jimmy: you usually are, so probably Jimmy: do you wanna or nah? Janis: lovely Janis: make it sound like I have a problem Jimmy: You're a paddy, it's not a problem it's expected Janis: don't be racial 'cos I can't remember your moves Janis: come on then, face ache Jimmy: [passes her an earbud cos the song that's playing is bound to suck] Jimmy: requests? Janis: [takes his phone 'cos you know and picks the song that was on when they were in the van] Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: [dips her and kisses her cos he is a nerd] Janis: don't fucking drop me boy Jimmy: 💪 Jimmy: I won't Jimmy: [plays like he's gonna you know when people do that but doesn't] Janis: [makes like she's walking away 'cos moody] Jimmy: [pulls her back & turns into a cute spin 'round] Janis: I guess you aren't terrible Jimmy: [kisses her again but properly 'cause we know he's good at that] Jimmy: ? Jimmy: you wanna do a rewrite now or in a bit Janis: [pretends to be thinking but can't help smiling like a dork] Jimmy: [touches her little smiley mouth cos it so cute] Janis: [goes in with the sexy dancing 'cos can't deal with the affection] Jimmy: [blatantly isn't as good of a dancer 'cause indie white boy but tries his best to keep up god bless] Janis: Like this Janis: [moves his hands lower] Jimmy: [moves them a bit lower than she put them 'cause he's cheeky] Jimmy: alright Janis: 👀 you Janis: not mad Jimmy: [less like a dance and more like a dry hump probably but she won't be mad] Janis: so you're like Janis: really really okay at this Janis: concede, like Jimmy: okay isn't 🥇 Jimmy: [carries on 'cause gotta] Janis: [other people join in you know how they do and lowkey split 'em up 'cos I'm evil] Jimmy: 💔💔 Janis: 😒 Janis: not about how much crotch i can feel rn that ain't you Jimmy: hang on Jimmy: [actually does shove a prick & gets into a lil moment] Janis: [takes him outside for a smoke and so shit doesn't escalate 'cos drunk teens] Jimmy: who's idea was this? Janis: i mean Janis: not gonna hold this non-event against you Jimmy: tah Janis: know it's shit when the whole herd is out here Janis: just clocked the tall one, hard to miss Jimmy: where? Janis: [turns his head physically 'cos don't care about being rude, obvs] Jimmy: she shouldn't wear heels Jimmy: that's Janis: do you think she gets vertigo Janis: it's a madness, she just hit the light literally, I saw bitch Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: have you seen Mia? Jimmy: real questions Janis: let's go hunt Janis: split up and look for clues, scoob Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: alright, nerd Janis: i am not velma Janis: although really, who else was pulling their weight 🤔 Jimmy: Fred & Daphne were too busy fucking Janis: init though Janis: shaggy was stoned out his mind Jimmy: like your hippie brother Janis: 🙄 truly Jimmy: is the dickhead one here? Janis: 😂 Janis: sadly Janis: as loud and as bad as grace Janis: heard him and avoided Jimmy: we just need her & it's a family reunion Janis: kill me Jimmy: [sneaks up behind her & 'scares' her like boy you meant to be splitting up] Jimmy: 🗡🗡🗡 Janis: Dickhead! Janis: [but kisses though] Jimmy: I missed you too Janis: on a mission here Janis: focus Janis: if you were a basic bitch where would you be Jimmy: if I was Mia I'd be in the bathroom where she spends 99% of her time Janis: 🐸🍵 Janis: I don't think either of us can barge in Jimmy: she'll have to find prey soon 🐍 Jimmy: just wait Janis: offering me up as bait? Jimmy: do you want me to? Janis: don't you start Jimmy: how can we annoy her the most? Jimmy: start thinking 'bout that Janis: you know Janis: she's 💔 apparently so just be goals Jimmy: have to have one first Janis: that's what I said Jimmy: yeah? Jimmy: gotta stop spending so much time with you then Jimmy: [but kisses her] Janis: don't Janis: [kisses him harder 'cos] Jimmy: [whispers in her ear that he promises] Janis: I Janis: do you want a drink Jimmy: [finishes the last of his 'cause didn't down it] Jimmy: alright Janis: stay alive Janis: keep being #goals Jimmy: 👍 Janis: [Mia drama at the drinks] Jimmy: did you join the orgy? Jimmy: been ages Janis: ha Janis: she wishes Jimmy: you found her then Janis: found me Jimmy: I ain't gonna be fuming if you threw my drink over her Jimmy: a bit that I didn't see it Janis: Ain't gonna waste it Janis: she's so Jimmy: so gimme it Janis: hang on Janis: she ain't gone 😑 Jimmy: I can come get it Janis: Nah, don't Janis: I don't want her to Janis: I'll be Jimmy: what's going on Janis: she's just a bitch Janis: nothing new Jimmy: then it won't matter if I interrupt you two then Jimmy: hang on Janis: well I ain't gonna be there Jimmy: where will you be? Janis: just give me a sec Janis: okay Jimmy: alright Jimmy: come find me when you want Jimmy: I'll be outside Janis: 👍 Janis: [later] Janis: Okay, hi Jimmy: [hands her his 🚬] Janis: [takes huge drag for non-smoker oh babe] Janis: tah Jimmy: [lights up a new one for his self 'cause it's been the longest day ever & we still in it] Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Soz about that Jimmy: ain't your fault, girl Janis: why is this the worst party ever Jimmy: been that sort of day Jimmy: so come here Janis: [hiding in his chest 'cos embarrassed that Mia has got to her] Jimmy: [holds onto her for ages 'cause they just need it BITCH & is stroking her hair for her] Janis: this is so stupid Jimmy: why? Janis: 'cos she's stupid Janis: and i know that so Jimmy: it don't matter Jimmy: I know my dad's a massive bellend but Janis: but he's your Dad Janis: can't avoid him Jimmy: can't avoid her she's a #stalker Jimmy: my dad has a job Jimmy: & a missus Jimmy: see him less Janis: should I tell her to get a hobby then Jimmy: bit late for it Janis: you saying I shouldn't find her and hit her with AND ANOTHER THING Jimmy: stay with me Jimmy: I'm saying Janis: don't listen to her Janis: okay Jimmy: I don't chat to her Jimmy: I ain't starting now Janis: okay but if she comes and finds you too Jimmy: if she finds me she'll find you 'cause I ain't going anywhere without you, am I Janis: [kissing so you don't say it oh yeah] Jimmy: you're Jimmy: you know that Jimmy: don't you listen to her Jimmy: whatever the bollocks was Janis: i'm glad you're here Janis: with me Jimmy: me too Jimmy: get drunk with me Jimmy: I'll make it better Janis: [takes swig of the drink she got him] Jimmy: you can do better than that Jimmy: 🥇 yeah Janis: I got distracted Janis: not in a good way Jimmy: [kisses her so she can be distracted in a good way] Jimmy: now go on Janis: you're coming with me, aren't you Jimmy: I told you, everywhere Janis: [reaches out to hold his hand fuck you mia] Jimmy: [HAND HOLDING + kisses her again 'cause really fuck you Mia you bitch] Janis: [has drink, finds somewhere to sit him down so she can sit on him] Jimmy: [whispers 'don't forget nowt I've said, alright. You're a properly beautiful dickhead & I like you so much' when they are sat] Janis: Jim Janis: you're Janis: I'm really happy you're coming home with me Jimmy: you're Janis: I know Janis: you make me feel Jimmy: I told you, I'll make it better Jimmy: I want to Janis: you have Janis: i already don't care but Janis: more Janis: please Jimmy: [cue make out sesh cos she said please & it kills him] Janis: i wanna make this night better for you too Janis: tell me how Jimmy: you have Jimmy: but I need to touch you more Jimmy: come upstairs Janis: [does, hope all y'all bitches see 'em] Jimmy: [after & let's say drunk Grace has entered the party with her shit 'ex' enjoy that Mia I'm sure you will] Janis: shame don't know this bitch well enough to post up in her room Janis: I just wanna be with you and not have to see Janis: all this Jimmy: we can just leave Jimmy: we've been #goals since we got here Janis: do you want to Jimmy: I want you Jimmy: wherever Janis: You just had me Janis: many times Jimmy: is that a challenge or a piss off? Janis: [kisses him like the loveydovey bitch she is] Janis: don't even question it Jimmy: don't sound like me that Janis: we're meant to not be us for the night Janis: which is handy because my sister is determined to make the biggest idiot out of herself so Jimmy: but you're so YOU Jimmy: & I just Janis: don't look at me like that I can't Jimmy: don't look like that then Jimmy: 'cause I can't Janis: this is very distracting Janis: how are you meant to get anything done Jimmy: don't Janis: don't what, baby? Jimmy: don't do nowt else Jimmy: just Janis: we can Janis: both layabouts now Janis: I'm gonna stay with you all day every day Jimmy: 1. you're a full time muse if you're owt so don't sell yourself short Jimmy: 2. please Janis: 1. still waiting on that drawing Janis: 2. literally who's gonna stop us Jimmy: the dog you ain't trained Jimmy: maybe Janis: you said don't do nothing else Janis: make up your mind, babe Jimmy: I just said that Jimmy: you should've sorted her out before Janis: 1. i am and have been you know she's so much better already #myinfluence Janis: 2. you have been distracting from the start so take responsibility Jimmy: 1. 🙄 Jimmy: 2. you're easily distracted Jimmy: [demonstrates it by being distracting & kissing her] Janis: ah Janis: I want it, I don't care Jimmy: [kisses her again but all the party bollocks is v distracting too sorry lads] Janis: 😠 what the fuck Janis: can everyone Janis: not Jimmy: do you wanna go back outside? Jimmy: actually fuck that, looks like your sister is Jimmy: if she can make it Janis: I'm so Janis: for fuck sake Jimmy: let's get another drink Jimmy: come on Janis: hoping pablo takes one for the team and drags her stupid ass home 'cos I can't right now I will fucking kill her Jimmy: looks like that lad she's with will Jimmy: take her home not murder her Jimmy: probably Janis: don't Jimmy: ? Janis: I don't need to think about it Jimmy: which bit? Janis: any of it Janis: leave it out Jimmy: alright Jimmy: [downs two big drinks one after another #impressive 'cause what a day] Janis: [gives him a look] Janis: now who's the pisshead Jimmy: still you Janis: [downs a drink to prove it] Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: 😍😍😍😍 Janis: that guy is already taken soz Janis: get a new bit Jimmy: #onlygoteyesforyou Jimmy: that's my bit Janis: [distracted by the bullshit] Jimmy: do you want me to get her? Janis: why bother Jimmy: 'cause it looks like you do Jimmy: & are bothered Janis: don't matter Janis: she'll only be a cunt about it, don't waste your time Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: she loves me Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: 🙄 Janis: go on then Janis: be a hero Jimmy: do you want me to or are you being a dickhead? Janis: I don't care Jimmy: let's just go then Jimmy: me & you Janis: I'm getting another drink first Jimmy: 👍 Janis: [goes off, gets drink and is dancing] Jimmy: [takes her drink & drinks a fair bit of it 'cause eye on you girl] Janis: excuse you Janis: get your own Jimmy: I can't Jimmy: have to go where you go, remember? Janis: not now Jimmy: what are you on about? Janis: saying go get a drink, have fun Jimmy: shut up Janis: rude Jimmy: you're rude Janis: yeah go on Jimmy: telling me to piss off is rude Janis: did I say that Jimmy: yeah Janis: oh my god Janis: i'm not ready to go Janis: do what you want Jimmy: stop Janis: I ain't doing nothing Janis: stop having a go at me Jimmy: you're being a dickhead Jimmy: 1. I never said you had to be ready to go Jimmy: 2. you know what I want & it's not to leave Jimmy: so leave it out Janis: I'm just tryna have fun here Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: it ain't my fault that Mia's a bitch & your sister's an embarrassing mess Janis: why you wanna fix it so bad then Jimmy: why do you reckon? Janis: whatever Jimmy: that ain't an answer Janis: can't be bothered with this right now Janis: long day yeah Jimmy: I'll go home then Jimmy: chat to me when you can be bothered Janis: you mean mine Jimmy: why would I mean that? Jimmy: not what I said Janis: because you have to Jimmy: nah, I don't Janis: you can't go home yet come on Janis: you said Jimmy: I can do what I want, you said Janis: fine Jimmy: 👌 Janis: i hate you Jimmy: 💔💔💔 Jimmy: good thing I'm off then Janis: shut up Janis: stop it Jimmy: you stop it Janis: just don't go home Janis: alright Jimmy: I'm not letting myself into yours like I live there Jimmy: [goes outside to smoke moodily but the front of the house not the back] Janis: [follows no shame] Jimmy: [smokes in moody silence] Janis: this is fun Jimmy: shouldn't have followed me Jimmy: your own fault that Janis: you wanted to be together Jimmy: & you didn't Jimmy: make your mind up Janis: nah, make me Jimmy: [actually eye rolls] Janis: wow Janis: you're so much better than me now Jimmy: [starts walking away 'cause when there's too much drama at school you gotta] Janis: don't walk away from me Jimmy: bit late for that Jimmy: already am Janis: stop Jimmy: why? Janis: because I want you to Jimmy: [stops but stays where he is] Janis: I'm sorry Jimmy: alright Janis: no it ain't Jimmy: then what is it? Janis: you tell me Janis: and lemme fix it Jimmy: there's nowt to fix Jimmy: like you said, it's been a long fucking day Jimmy: I shouldn't have come out Janis: no Jimmy: what? Janis: don't regret it Jimmy: 'cause what's to regret Jimmy: I knew they'd all be here Jimmy: & you're a pisshead Jimmy: 👍 Janis: fine Janis: bye Janis: [goes back in and finds an empty room] Jimmy: [shamelessly follows her 'cause that's who they are] Jimmy: I Jimmy: don't Janis: don't what? Jimmy: regret it Jimmy: you Jimmy: alright? Janis: nah, you say what you mean Janis: always Jimmy: shut up Janis: don't tell me to shut up you said that! Jimmy: come on Janis: what do you want, jim Jimmy: you Jimmy: having a shit time at a shit party this second don't mean that I don't Jimmy: or that it was like that every second Jimmy: you know it weren't Janis: let's forget it Janis: let's go Janis: they don't have to ruin it Janis: they don't get to Jimmy: not til you get that I Jimmy: that you're Janis: you don't have to Janis: we're drunk and in bad moods Janis: it's alright Jimmy: it's not alright if Jimmy: if it can keep happening like this Jimmy: one day & Jimmy: it's ruined more times than I can just fucking Janis: what are you saying then Jimmy: you asked me why I wanna fix it so bad Jimmy: what kind of question is that Jimmy: today Janis: I meant Grace Jimmy: it don't matter Jimmy: I've got nowt, alright Jimmy: but you as my girlfriend Jimmy: so that's why I wanna fix it Jimmy: remember when I asked you how you could make me laugh when things are still so shit? Jimmy: ages ago Jimmy: & they still are & you still can Janis: I remember Janis: I don't have anything else either Janis: so don't hold this against me when I didn't even mean it at all never mind like that Jimmy: I just Jimmy: why can't I be that for you? Jimmy: why does it have to be even shitter before we're here Janis: I don't know Janis: I'm just Janis: fucked Janis: I try Jimmy: me too Jimmy: on trying & being fucked Janis: Just keep trying with me Janis: please, a bit longer Jimmy: I'll sit in any empty room with you Jimmy: talk or not talk Jimmy: down any number of drinks you want Jimmy: just don't forget what I said, I mean it Jimmy: I give a shit about you Janis: I won't, promise Janis: you're so important to me Jimmy: I wouldn't be here if I didn't know that Janis: Good Janis: you know Janis: don't you Jimmy: yeah, baby Jimmy: I know Jimmy: it's alright Janis: [longest kiss ever 'cos we all know] Jimmy: so what now? Jimmy: we getting your sister or not? Janis: I don't know Janis: she won't appreciate it, if she want to do this then I guess I'm supposed to let her Jimmy: but we can try, if you want Jimmy: it don't have to just be for me Jimmy: I won't tell her & she probably won't remember but Jimmy: you will Janis: Okay Janis: you'll have to go talk to her Jimmy: challenge accepted Janis: I can't talk to her Jimmy: so stay here Jimmy: I better not tell her I really wanna fuck her in case she remembers it Jimmy: but I'll think of summat 👌 Janis: don't joke Janis: not ready to fight again Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause him either] Jimmy: to be continued Jimmy: stay here Janis: okay Janis: got the easy job Jimmy: [goes to find that messy bitch] Jimmy: are you gonna be pissed off at me if I have to smack that dickhead she's with? Janis: hardly Jimmy: 👍 'cause I have Janis: 😏 Janis: are you alright though Jimmy: 💪 Jimmy: my dad has more about him than that lad Jimmy: sort it out Jimmy: he's northern & close to his death age Janis: Christ knows where she found him Jimmy: dickheads anonymous Jimmy: she's crying but she was when I got there so not my fault Janis: don't worry Janis: she always is Jimmy: thank feck for that Jimmy: my sister never cries I was like Jimmy: 😱😱😱 Janis: 🍀 Janis: no doubt we'll hear it was all my fault Jimmy: that ain't what she's saying now Jimmy: if I really did ever forget your name, just have a word with your sister when she's had a few Jimmy: 🙄🙄 Janis: Mia probably got to her too 'fore getting whisked away by tonight's Prince Charming, then Jimmy: I'd think you were #besties Jimmy: soz Mia Jimmy: 💔 Janis: Have you forgotten my name forreal? Janis: 🤔 Jimmy: It ain't my fault your sister loves you tonight Janis: just saying, it ain't fucking Janis: Eurasia or whatever continent the bitch is Jimmy: just saying it's Janis she won't shut up about 💕 Jimmy: whoever that is Janis: she's so ridiculously pissed Jimmy: she misses you Jimmy: #same Gracie so get a move on Janis: so what's the plan Janis: am I calling a cab or Jimmy: walking should sober her up Jimmy: but we might kill her Jimmy: I'm only getting half of this chat & I still want her to shut up Janis: you've got headphones Janis: we can do this 💪 Jimmy: I'm telling her all lads aren't dickheads Jimmy: #newjobasatherapisttah Janis: 😂 oh my christ Jimmy: glad I smacked that one 'cause he sounds top Janis: she's got the worst taste Jimmy: does she smoke? I feel like the answer is nah but that ain't what I'm getting from the girl in question Janis: nah but see if she knows which end to light 👍 Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: even Bobby knows which end's which Jimmy: the dog could probably do it too even with her lack of training Janis: don't you dare corrupt her Janis: twix, that is Janis: idc if you give grace a 🚬 Jimmy: not gonna waste 'em on either Jimmy: also bit late for Grace Jimmy: I know more 'bout how that lad likes to fuck than I ever needed Jimmy: remind me to give Barry a ring he'll love this Janis: 💀 Janis: let me die Janis: she's such a fucking Jimmy: he likes to look at himself in the mirror, that one's not a surprise Janis: STOP Jimmy: I'm keeping it surface level for you, babe Janis: she's a bloody hypocrite Jimmy: I'd tell her but she's on a roll Janis: I'll let her know Janis: hopefully the shame will finally finish her off Jimmy: 🤞 Janis: 🙄 Jimmy: [arrives with a look like whose idea was this? again his] Janis: just keep her entertained 'cos you do not want us talking okay Jimmy: I told you she loves me Jimmy: easy Janis: Yeah sound more thrilled Jimmy: [asks Grace about a Brazilian blow out cos remember when] Jimmy: 👍 Janis: 🔪 Janis: you're so unfunny Jimmy: [does a little lol] Jimmy: love you too 💕 Janis: 💕 Jimmy: you look so cute when you're plotting murder Jimmy: 😍 Janis: now you reckon it ain't yours, yeah 😏 Jimmy: a bit mine probably Jimmy: but love me again Janis: can't leave no witnesses babe Janis: but pain me to see you go Janis: 'cos you know I do Jimmy: #goals Janis: stop being cute when I gotta walk ahead of yous Jimmy: I won't beg for my life then Jimmy: bit rude Janis: save it for when it's just me and you Jimmy: stop being hot when you gotta walk ahead of me Janis: 💋🍑 Jimmy: I hate you Jimmy: so much Janis: What's the matter? Janis: not as easy as you thought? Jimmy: shut up Janis: 🤔 but you hate it when I'm quiet Jimmy: you know how much I wanna touch you right now Jimmy: kiss you Jimmy: don't Janis: Poor boy Jimmy: I'm so mad at you Janis: you love it Jimmy: hate it Jimmy: I told you Janis: that's what you get for being noble💔 Janis: I told you Jimmy: it's the last time Jimmy: I swear Janis: 😏 okay babe Jimmy: 🖕 Janis: you wanna prove how mean you're gonna be from now on? okay Jimmy: nowt to prove babe Jimmy: I'm just that dickhead now Janis: 🤤🤤🤤 Janis: oh no Janis: whatever shall I do Jimmy: feel it Jimmy: how I Janis: [Looks back at him all like 'what?'] Jimmy: [is giving her a sexy look in return] Janis: [bites her lip and has to turn back 'cos boy] Jimmy: hate me too Jimmy: it's lonely out here being the only one who just wants Janis: you are so not alone on this Janis: please Jimmy: I am Jimmy: if you felt like this you wouldn't say that Janis: Baby Jimmy: or that Janis: just think how worth it it's gonna be when you get me alone Jimmy: thinking about nowt else Jimmy: every sound you've ever made for me Jimmy: to drown your sister's bollocks out Janis: I'm glad I can pretend I don't hear her too Janis: also that she's completely oblivious Jimmy: I wish she was as oblivious as your hippie brother pretended to be though Janis: fuck Janis: Me too Jimmy: why does it feel like we went upstairs at a different party on a different night Jimmy: ages ago Janis: the world and it's drama won't leave us alone Jimmy: you were so Jimmy: you are Janis: you too Janis: how'd you get so Jimmy: it's your fault Janis: happy to take credit but how Jimmy: I need you so badly Jimmy: I have to be Jimmy: I can't just Janis: you are Janis: you're fucking Janis: everything Janis: you don't need to worry, trust Jimmy: how much further is it? Jimmy: I Janis: not far Janis: she makes it seem it, I know Jimmy: if I can't kiss you soon I'm 💀 Janis: [runs back and kisses him for a hot sec deal grace] Jimmy: I was wrong, now you've kissed me I'm 💀💀💀 Janis: can't win, me 💔 Jimmy: you don't reckon you've won? Jimmy: I know you could feel how much I want you Janis: it'll feel like a win when I can feel it properly Jimmy: okay Janis: I just Jimmy: just? Janis: I really fucking like you Janis: you know Jimmy: I get it Jimmy: I really fucking like you too Janis: how evil would it be to let her get a little bit lost for a while Janis: don't answer i know and i'm mad about it Jimmy: I've told you before all of this place looks the same Jimmy: it's really easy done, yeah Janis: too tempting Janis: the sooner we get back the better Janis: she can shut up and sleep it off and we can Jimmy: or you can gimme a few minutes now Jimmy: let it happen 'cause she won't remember but we will Janis: [slows down a little] Janis: you're testing me, boy Jimmy: last time being noble, I said Jimmy: I'm that dickhead now Jimmy: selfish Janis: prove it Janis: go on Jimmy: [kisses her not soz Grace you know you would babe] Janis: The noises I just made Janis: thank God she ain't remembering Jimmy: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: & don't you wanna make more now Jimmy: I do Janis: yes Janis: badly Janis: like get her to move faster please Jimmy: [does] Janis: 🙌 Janis: my hero Jimmy: drunk girl whisperer is going on the CV Janis: just don't use your powers for evil and i'm fine with it Jimmy: I won't use 'em against you, pisshead Jimmy: don't worry Jimmy: 💕 Janis: not what I meant Janis: tell me what to do anytime Jimmy: lose your sister Jimmy: the cows will make sure she don't die Janis: believe me I've tried Janis: she knows her way home Janis: 💔 Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: true tragedy baby Jimmy: today's been full of 'em Janis: 😞 Janis: I know Jimmy: Mia's outfit is top one Janis: 😂 Janis: you're the best boyfriend ever Jimmy: just wait Jimmy: I'll show you how good I am Janis: literally can't wait Jimmy: [kisses her again 'cause same but just quickly 'cause no chill if he don't] Janis: never been gladder to see my house honestly Janis: are we getting away with throwing her on the sofa or what Jimmy: never been gladder not to be at mine & that's going some Jimmy: yeah we can Jimmy: can't have her realising our good deeds Janis: 🙅 absolutely not Janis: gotta keep her hating me Jimmy: her & me both yeah Jimmy: #twinning Janis: 💔 Janis: fix it Jimmy: 💗 Janis: 💕 Jimmy: I'll fix everything Jimmy: come on Janis: I believe you Jimmy: good 'cause I'm serious Jimmy: & taking it seriously Janis: I know Janis: I feel it Janis: actually 😍 Jimmy: I feel Janis: legit promise i won't get mad no bullshit Janis: have you felt this before Janis: like with your ex Janis: is this how it is Jimmy: no Jimmy: I already told you, it's how it is with us Jimmy: not like Jimmy: she was just there sometimes, sometimes I was Jimmy: sometimes we both were but Janis: yeah Janis: it's all new to me Janis: not having these convos with her or the like either am i Jimmy: that probably shouldn't make me feel how it does Jimmy: like you should, you can but Janis: as long as it makes you feel 🥇 then that's what I want Janis: she wouldn't get it anyway, she has said as much, not that I asked but Jimmy: just this once, not mad she's a letdown Janis: yeah? Jimmy: maybe Janis: whaddya mean maybe Jimmy: alright, yeah Jimmy: you know I like chatting to you Janis: glad you do Janis: dunno why Jimmy: do you not? Janis: no Jimmy: you're a good listener for one thing Jimmy: & make me laugh when things are shit, like I said Jimmy: you don't make me feel like I'm Jimmy: actually 🎻🎻🎻 Janis: 'cos you ain't Jimmy: just 💔 for my 🎨 like Jimmy: nowt else Janis: duh Janis: what's really important here, like Jimmy: you are Janis: you Jimmy: us then Janis: wish I was better at talking Janis: there's so much you deserve to hear Jimmy: shhh Jimmy: I don't want you to be no different Janis: not even slightly bigger tits or something Jimmy: [again lols] Janis: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: you're perfect though Jimmy: you're pissed though Janis: take the compliment Janis: and I'll tell you in the morning Jimmy: we don't have to go nowhere, do we Jimmy: we can just Janis: stay Janis: please Jimmy: I ain't going anywhere you ain't too, I said Janis: then we're staying in bed all day Janis: not just 'cos I'm pissed, tah Jimmy: you ain't that bad Jimmy: for a pisshead Jimmy: your sister is smashed out of her head though which serves you well for a comparison Janis: hm she was before she was even ready, that was literal hours ago Jimmy: 'course she was Jimmy: that white girl wasted bollocks, I remember Janis: you really listen Jimmy: not gonna listen to myself chat shit instead am I Janis: i like what you chat Janis: sometimes Jimmy: can we make Grace have a dry month of may? we'd all like that Janis: at least there's something else for us to all blame when she's twatted Jimmy: 😂 Janis: make me feel like a better person Jimmy: don't make it sound like such a challenge Jimmy: you're the best person in this shithole of a town Janis: it's my fault Jimmy: nah Janis: don't care just make me forget Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause challenge always accepted] Janis: that's Janis: you're so perfect Janis: perfect perfect perfect Jimmy: [has to kiss her more so I don't say it goddamn] Janis: more Jimmy: [does 'cause might as well at this point kids] Janis: just preparing her for the doubledate Jimmy: & me Jimmy: I'm gonna need more than that to get through it Janis: touching me up under the table, I remember Janis: oh no that was family dinner Janis: same rules or Jimmy: I reckon we can do better Jimmy: fancy restaurants gotta have really decent bathrooms Janis: 😭 we didn't get to go shopping Janis: this day is a million years long Jimmy: I'll take you, baby Jimmy: just not tomorrow Janis: we got time Jimmy: the CG have done us a top favor Janis: feels it Jimmy: good news, I told you Janis: I'll allow it Jimmy: 👍 Janis: gonna train you and this dog Janis: just you wait Jimmy: me? Jimmy: bit rude Jimmy: I'm 🥇 already Janis: 😏 Janis: just saying, very demanding Jimmy: [kisses her 'cause likewise & like pushes her up against the nearest wall or whatever idk where they've made it to 'cause gotta prove that 🥇 status] Jimmy: yeah? Janis: [Tugs at his/her clothes appreciatively, exposing more skin to touch and kiss and bite, she nods] Jimmy: [just having a full blown moment so I hope Pablo doesn't pop up like back in the day lol] Janis: [Grace probably needs to interrupt but wraps her legs around his waist pulling him even closer 'cos no chill] Jimmy: [I'm just shamelessly letting this happen 'cause what a day even though he's already touching her everywhere he can before it's just OBSCENE take it down a notch lads but don't god bless] Janis: I want you Jimmy: you have me Janis: fuck Janis: I Jimmy: me too Jimmy: whatever you're gonna say Jimmy: I just Janis: this feels so Janis: I don't just mean Janis: like Janis: shit Jimmy: you don't have to Jimmy: I get it Janis: all of it Janis: yeah Janis: for you too Jimmy: all of it Jimmy: yeah Janis: [kisses him hard 'cos what else you gonna do but say it and shh] Jimmy: [Grace interruption so we don't all die] Janis: there it is Janis: she's gonna be fuming she got puke on that dress Jimmy: I'm fuming we can't just leave her here Janis: really shit the bed with you Janis: not gonna tuck her in now are you Jimmy: not unless she wants me to puke on her Jimmy: grim that was Jimmy: I feel Janis: baby Janis: you squeamish? Jimmy: shut up Janis: keep it together, not carrying you both home Jimmy: [is clearly looking like he could also vom 'cause same boy it gets me too] Jimmy: 💪 Janis: poor boy Janis: go ahead and go to my room Janis: i'll deal with her Jimmy: that ain't what you said Jimmy: if you murder her let me know so I can think of a decent lie Janis: yeah well you might actually 💀if she tries to drag you into bed with her now Janis: and you better mean for me 'cos I'm saving you here, return the favour Jimmy: I just need a sec Jimmy: I'm alright Jimmy: [isn't] Janis: go Janis: lie down Janis: just don't fall asleep or i'll be so mad Jimmy: you know I ain't tired Jimmy: not right now Janis: i know what you lads are like when you've had a few too many Janis: 💔 Jimmy: do you? Janis: how rude Janis: didn't live under a rock 'til you found me, like Jimmy: I get it, that's why you were a virgin Jimmy: lads, sort it out Janis: that's even more shaming than the actual Janis: just getting passed out on constantly like not again Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: chat to Mia I bet she understands Jimmy: done & been done to Janis: easier to devour when she ain't gotta subdue 'em Janis: fuck knows she ain't got those kinda moves Jimmy: Hang on, I'll ask Gracie Jimmy: get that #insider scoop Janis: the ✂ must've been a real letdown Janis: start a fire with those twig legs Janis: not in a sexy way Jimmy: 😂 Janis: such a cunt Jimmy: I'll ship her where I came from Jimmy: don't have gays in the north Janis: bullshit Janis: even your football teams sound like gay clubs Jimmy: illegal it is Jimmy: gotta repress that shit til you 💀 Janis: explains why you're so highkey about barry #forbiddenlove Janis: all the rage 'round here too, like Jimmy: #romeo&julietwho Jimmy: & why we got so many footie teams Jimmy: & factories Janis: what's better than guys being dudes Jimmy: no homo though lads Jimmy: never that Janis: 😂 nah, ot weird you'd rather be at the pub with your mates and NEVER see your missus Janis: #justmanlymanthings Jimmy: maybe it's why my dad's so angry Jimmy: & my mum isn't about Jimmy: solved it Janis: could be, scoob Janis: had many 'uncles' that aren't actually your uncles? Jimmy: he's had more 'girlfriends' than I've had hot dinners so Jimmy: something to prove? I reckon Janis: too busy with the 'ladies' to make 'em Janis: bond with her over being a beard, that'll be nice Jimmy: 👍 Janis: if you're actually gay i will kill you Janis: #nohomophobia Jimmy: I told you Jimmy: not so far Jimmy: now I'm away from the north owt could happen Janis: just fit in another girlfriend before your big gay coming out alright Janis: my rep can't deal with being the one that turns you Jimmy: do my best Jimmy: Whelan's bound to come through with a stop gap girlfriend for me to protect you Jimmy: crawling with my #type Janis: exactly Janis: and some of those trims are pretty severe, jus' sayin' Janis: last ammendment to the deal, I swear Jimmy: I'd give Mia the honors for her rep dent but I can't fake that for a second Jimmy: boyish figure or nah Jimmy: actually would be sick Jimmy: & not in a #bonding way Janis: there's boyish then there's starving african child Janis: you gotta be fucked yourself to ignore that Janis: it can't be nice Jimmy: don't I'm lightheaded Janis: #lightweight you mean Jimmy: if you're chatting 'bout yourself Janis: featherweight baby 🥊 Jimmy: I can drink you under the table & have Janis: only 'cos I let you Jimmy: bollocks Jimmy: any time & place Janis: bring it, boy Jimmy: double date night Jimmy: prove yourself or me right Janis: I'm always right Janis: so Jimmy: easy to say Jimmy: make it true Janis: 💪 Jimmy: 🏆 Jimmy: & come here Jimmy: I miss you Janis: [does, Grace is lucky she ain't been literally dropped at this point lads] Janis: you don't have to miss me Jimmy: but I do Janis: I'm all yours Janis: five minutes to get rid of her Jimmy: if I give you a hand it's 2 & a half Jimmy: come on Janis: 💕 such a good Dad Jimmy: piss off Jimmy: I'm a selfish dickhead, remember Jimmy: keep up Janis: perfect candidate then init Jimmy: 💕 Janis: not my way of saying I'm trapping you, don't worry Janis: save the 💔 attack Jimmy: do I look worried Jimmy: [is looking at her like 😍 kill me] Janis: [has to ignore that but like clearly dying] Janis: just your face, can't tell, tbh Jimmy: 💔💔 Jimmy: so brutal you Janis: says you Janis: no business making jokes like that whilst being so Jimmy: you're looking like that Jimmy: & telling me Jimmy: piss off Janis: you don't want me to really Jimmy: I really just want Jimmy: what? Janis: you want Janis: no Janis: you need me Jimmy: do I? Jimmy: [literally looking at her in so many sexy ways fuck me up] Janis: [makes noise without even touching like bye] Janis: yes Janis: badly Jimmy: maybe you're right Jimmy: just for right now Janis: right for right now works for me Jimmy: still gonna outdrink you but Janis: maybe under the table is where i wanna be Jimmy: & maybe I really wanna taste you first Jimmy: before Janis: let me win then Janis: just this once Jimmy: I'll let you do anything Jimmy: just this once Janis: don't say that Jimmy: go on Janis: Jimmy Jimmy: I said, go on Janis: [clasps around his neck and is whispering in his ear, voice strained 'cos help, 'there's so much I wanna do I don't know where to begin or how to'] Jimmy: [kisses her 'cos they a team bitch] Jimmy: let me help you then Janis: you're the best Janis: taste me like you really wanna Jimmy: [does 'cause no chill] Janis: is it Janis: it feels Janis: tell me how it is Jimmy: like Jimmy: I don't have no words for how Jimmy: fucking Janis: you're showing me Janis: if it's even half how you're making me Janis: then Jimmy: you're never half Jimmy: you're Janis: that Janis: when you just did that with your Janis: how did you Janis: fuck me Jimmy: [does it again 'cause forever that bitch obviously] Janis: [holding onto his hair] Janis: you can't Janis: this is Jimmy: I can't stop Jimmy: you know I can't Janis: but baby Janis: i'm gonna Jimmy: [keeps going 'cause that's the only 👍 we need lads] Janis: tell me it's okay Jimmy: [says it out loud 'cause again no chill where even are you two why don't you care?] Janis: [honestly let's hope you got Grace in the door and no one is lurking] Janis: you want me to don't you Jimmy: [enthusiastically shows her that he does want her to] Janis: [thank God she ain't  with it enough to remember how loud this is] Janis: you're making me Janis: right here Janis: where even Janis: who even Janis: don't care Jimmy: it's alright Jimmy: I promise Janis: I trust you Janis: I wanna Janis: want to do this Jimmy: [carries on 'cause same] Janis: I wanna say your name 'til it stops making sense Jimmy: [tells her out loud that she should 'cause he's about it lbr] Janis: [does] Jimmy: [very happy responses to this] Janis: I wanna make you make more sounds Janis: [pulls down so she's on top, sat on his lap how they do but you know] Jimmy: [gets more sounds for that obvs] Janis: Good boy Jimmy: fuck Janis: Let me take care of you, baby Janis: [pushes him so he's laying back fully] Janis: relax Jimmy: I Jimmy: here then Janis: right here Janis: right now Janis: you said Jimmy: I did say Jimmy: alright Janis: you want it don't you Jimmy: [is loud 'cause yeah they got no chill & they aren't bothered] Janis: [goes harder 'cos that's a yes] Jimmy: [says her name 'cause that's many things] Janis: you know what it does to me Janis: when you say my name Janis: [shows him] Jimmy: [says it more 'cause he does know & is living for it bye] Janis: Jimmy are you gonna cum for me Jimmy: are you? Janis: you know I am Janis: I wanna make you right here Jimmy: so go on Jimmy: you know you can Jimmy: you are Janis: [goes all in like you know someone could walk in any moment yeah] Jimmy: [is being loud as if they aren't just doing this in a Cali house hallway 'cause damn] Janis: don't stop Jimmy: you don't Janis: promise Jimmy: [doesn't stop] Janis: stay Janis: for a bit Janis: okay Jimmy: okay Janis: I know you have to Janis: but Janis: want to Janis: least with me Jimmy: Baby Jimmy: I do want to Janis: okay Jimmy: [promises out loud 'cause he does want to] Janis: [kisses him 'til they finish 'cos shh] Jimmy: shit Janis: yeah Janis: that Jimmy: help me up Janis: [does] Janis: tempting as it is to have you all helpless, like Janis: you're too cute Jimmy: [gives her a little hug for a bit cos he's an affectionate soft boy] Jimmy: you Janis: you Jimmy: [hand holding for Winnie boy & also 'cause you can't stay here for ever get in that basement] Janis: 💕 Jimmy: 😍 Janis: you're gonna make me fall for you you know Jimmy: I should've warned you Jimmy: bit rude Janis: tbh Jimmy: it ain't too late Jimmy: there you are Jimmy: warned Janis: 😑 Janis: hmm Jimmy: what's that face for? Janis: tryna get out of the lawsuit Janis: not gonna work Jimmy: you're rich Jimmy: easy Janis: i'm suing you Janis: silly Jimmy: nah you can't Jimmy: this face? Janis: that's why you're getting sued Janis: you didn't warn me and it's all your fault Jimmy: no jury's having it Jimmy: right there in writing Jimmy: just did Janis: nuuh Janis: too late you don't get to decide Jimmy: if you love me you can't sue me Jimmy: come on Janis: maybe we can settle this outta court Janis: if you compensate me Jimmy: I'm just a poor boy Jimmy: but maybe Janis: work something out Jimmy: [picks her up and spins her round before kissing her 'cause cute nerd but boy you the same height & she's stronger than you, be careful] Janis: what was that for Jimmy: you're a nerd Jimmy: & I like you Janis: you too and me too Jimmy: 1. nah I'm 😎 Jimmy: 2. you love me Janis: minor details Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you're so Janis: drunk? Janis: you forgetting grace Jimmy: yeah but Jimmy: not what I was gonna say Janis: you aren't gonna say it Janis: but that's okay Jimmy: don't challenge me Janis: I ain't Janis: only say what you wanna Jimmy: I just want you to know that Jimmy: you really fucking turned this day 'round Janis: good Janis: that makes me happy Janis: not 'cos it was shit to begin with or anything but Jimmy: [touches his eyebrow like he forgot about the whole thing] Jimmy: it don't hurt now Jimmy: & I don't feel shit Jimmy: anymore Janis: [moves his fingers, kissing the tips and then kissing where the cut is, very carefully] Janis: it's alright if it does or you do, not a one time offer of looking after you, you know Jimmy: [has to kiss her 'cause can't handle how fucking gentle that is, good day] Jimmy: how long? Janis: long as you're here Jimmy: but you know I can't stay Jimmy: not after tomorrow Janis: but I mean here like Janis: this town here Jimmy: & if I have to leave then it was just fake anyway, yeah Jimmy: that's what we're gonna say Jimmy: to each other Janis: you won't say nothing to me Janis: you'll just go Jimmy: no warning Jimmy: exactly Janis: yeah Jimmy: that's what people do Jimmy: so I can Jimmy: easy Janis: you will Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: like I was never here Janis: nah Janis: maybe for you, if you're lucky Janis: i don't know how that side works Jimmy: I don't reckon you feel lucky Jimmy: if you Jimmy: if you feel anything Janis: probably not Janis: but Janis: can pretend Jimmy: I told you, I don't want to pretend Jimmy: you're my real girlfriend so Janis: you don't have to Janis: people do, to make themselves feel better, that's all Jimmy: it don't Janis: I know Janis: for the benefit of everyone else Janis: playing to the audience Jimmy: don't do it Jimmy: okay Jimmy: just Janis: miss you forever? Jimmy: don't miss me ever Jimmy: you don't have to Jimmy: wherever I am Jimmy: I wanna be here Janis: I Janis: I'll try Janis: okay Jimmy: I Jimmy: Janis Jimmy: I'm Janis: Come on Janis: let's get in bed and just Janis: hold Janis: for a bit Jimmy: [holds onto her as they actually do walk finally 'cause loves it] Jimmy: alright

[vsirin]

3,13,23,33

sorry for the delay!!! thank u for the music asks!!

3. a song you really like by an artist you otherwise don’t listen to very much (whether that’s because you usually don’t like their music, or just because you haven’t listened to the rest yet): oh oh well I just found one yesterday- good times by the rolling stones. i know it's bad i haven't listened to them much yet but there's just. so so much to listen to !! good times is so cute and i love "we gon' stay here 'til we soothe that soul" (conflicting lyric sources say different things but this is how i hear it and how i like it so) i just feel like this is where i'm at rn and it's a nice... affirmation/reminder !!!

13. if you could talk to any musician, who would it be? what would you want to say? my social anxiety is too bad to even entertain this notion fsdhgs but... there's so many but i think i just have to go with roger daltrey, i love old roger so much he's really sweet and seems to give really in depth and enjoyable responses a lot of the time... it would be really interesting to talk to him about songs he's written because a couple of times scouring every interview available online i've heard him mention that no he never wrote songs for the who and he never really showed his songs to anyone etc. and i think i even heard him say that heather told him his songs were really good and he should show them to the band but he never did (or maybe i just made that up gkfsh) anyway i would like to chat to him about that, and also about what bird species he's seen on his property because in a more recent interview he said he's seen 52 species of birds (i think he said nesting in his yard even?) and as a bird lover. i just am obsessed with him out here birdwatching <33 and keeping a LIST of the birds in his yard :))) it's really sweet.

23. name a song that you associate with being sad well a lot of ricky nelson, down home and string along particularly (which sucks because those are the best and i want to listen to them more but. sad.) also melancholy man by the moody blues is pretty obvious but wow. most sad songs sort of just comfort me when i'm down, even if they don't lift my spirits but melancholy man is like. i know better than to listen to it when im sad. i did it a couple times and it makes me so miserable fkdsh but if i'm in a fine mood i love to listen to it :)

33. do you wear a lot of band t-shirts? if so, do you like it when strangers comment on them? I haven't up until this point just because i haven't had comfortable ones but i've got myself a new Who shirt, a Queen shirt, an LZ shirt, and a Beatles shirt now, so from here on out, yes i do! and YES i would love for people to comment on them <3 all my favorite conversations have been with strangers about musicians (like the guy who saw my paul drawing and we got all worked up about the beatles and he was nearly shouting "george harrison was /25/!!!!!!" regarding get back gdskfhg... and the ladies in nyc when i was recreating the kids are alright album cover who went "you're too young for the who!" and everyone who has ever sat next to me at a concert... actually i need a shirt that says "talk to me about classic rock" haha)

y'all can send me some numbers for the music asks if you want!!

[sonofadeanwinchester]

Someday Darling (Part Thirty)

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Summary: Leaving LA to go to New York to spend time with your brother might just be the worst/best decision of your life.

Words: 1438

Student!Sebastian x Reader; Actor!Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: SWEARING; FLUFF

A/N:  If you wanna be tagged, don’t be shy and let me know! ;) This one is specially dedicated to my friend @marvelouslyme96 bc she’s having a bad day and she loves this story.

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The drive to the hospital was a little awkward with all my mothers' questions for Sebastian. She kept asking about his life in Romania, mostly if he could speak the language. He said a phrase in Romanian and she almost went off the road. He laughed nervously and kept glancing up at me. I had my hand around the right side of me, holding his fingers. She asked about any other languages, he said he knew a little German. We arrived in the hospital parking lot, my mother jittering beside me, she linked her arm with mine as my other hand was still locked with Sebastian's.

"Excuse me." A hefty nurse turned towards us with a bit too much makeup, tattooed eyebrows, and wild red hair. My mother eyed her up and down before continuing. "Yes, I am looking for my husband. I think he is in room 581B?"

The nurse clicked her long fake nails along a keyboard, she smiled and smeared lipstick on her yellow teeth. "Yes, honey, follow me."

My mother looked at me and rolled her eyes, disgust filling her eyes. Sebastian just laughed and sat down in the waiting room. I followed my mother into the room, finding my dad still unconscious, but looking so peaceful. My eyes filled with tears, "Daddy."

My mother grabbed my hand, rubbing it. "Daddy is going to be fine. The doctors suspect he will wake up very soon." She sat in the chair next to the bed and gestured for me to sit on the bed. "Doc thinks if you talk to him, he understands and hears you. Makes it coming back a lot easier."

With a shaking hand, I reached for my father's fingers. He was warm, which made me flinch, I guess I expected him to be cold, like a dead body. I grabbed his hand, tight, and sighed, tears falling from my eyes. "Hi daddy, it's me (y/n). I am home for visit from California. So much has changed since high school. Uh," I shook my head, grasping at things to talk about. "Uh, you remember Chris? Yeah, well he and I are no longer together. I know you loved him but this was for the best, I promise. I moved to New York with Penn after the breakup and I met someone very special to me. His name is Sebastian. He is loving, caring, giving, selfless. He reminds me a lot of you daddy." I started sobbing after talking about Sebastian with my father. I pictured my child, going to my father's grave every year, kissing the stone, whispering happy birthdays' or Merry Christmas. "Daddy, I need you to wake up, please. The doctor says you're going to soon, but I can't help but be doubtful. I know you always raised us to be faithful and trust God but I'm scared. Daddy, I need you to come back to me. Be a daddy to me and a grandfather to my baby." I gasped for air between words and tears. "Daddy, I'm pregnant and want you to be here for me, with me. Please."

I caught my mother's eyes, filled to the brim with tears, she smiled shakily. "Sweetheart, your dad is going to be just fine. Now, if you don't mind, I would like some alone time with him, just a few minutes. Ask Sebastian if he would like a drink or food, on me." She handed me a $20 bill. I smiled at her, kissing her cheek and then my father's and walked out of the room.

Sebastian was sitting, legs crossed, reading a carpentry magazine. "Plan on building something?"

I scared him because he jumped, he grabbed his heart. "Shit, you scared me." He laughed and stood, hugging me. "How's everything?"

I sat beside him, head on his shoulder. "Mom wanted some alone time with him so she kicked me out and offered to buy some drinks or whatever." I flashed him the bill. "I talked to him."

He nodded, thoughtfully. "What did you say?"

I shrugged, "I told him about mine and Chris break up, how I moved to New York and met you. How good of a person you are and how important you are to me." He kissed my hair. "Then, I pictured our baby, going to his gravestone every year, telling him about birthday's or Christmas's." I looked and found Sebastian wiping a tear from his blue eyes. "I told him needs to wake up, to be a dad to me and a grandfather to our baby." I wiped loose tears from my eyes.

Sebastian rubbed my back, tears filling his eyes. "I don't speak to my dad, but that's on his part. He didn't and doesn't want anything to do with me but if given the choice, I would fly to where he is right now, and tell him that I wish we could've had a relationship, that I always wanted him at my little league games or when I had a crush on a girl in the second grade."

I kissed his shoulder, "I'm sorry."

He shrugged, "It sucks and I was angry about it for so long, but then I just learned to love my step-dad. He is my father, he is the one who raised me, even though we don't share blood, he's my dad."

I nodded, sighing. "Coffee?"

We were in the waiting room, drinking crappy coffee and talking about baby names when my mother came running out of the room, joy filling her face. "(y/n)! He's awake!"

I stood to my feet, running to the room. I got one look at my dad, wide awake and sitting up, eating jello. "Daddy."

He smiled at me, loving. "Baby girl, welcome back home!"

I ran to him, hugging him tightly. "I'm so happy you're awake!"

He winked at me, "I had to come back after that incredible speech you gave."

I gasped, "you actually heard that?"

He winked again, swallowing a mouthful of red jello. "Every word, sweetie." He looked around the room, confused. "Where's Penn?"

I shrugged, "I have no idea. We dropped him off here before going to mom's and haven't seen him since."

He nodded, "And where is this Sebastian fellow?"

My eyes grew large. "Out ...  in the waiting room."

He clucked his tongue, "Tell him to get his butt in here, getting my daughter pregnant. I need to approve before you have this baby." He winked again.

I peeked around the corner, catching Sebastian's eye. He stood and walked briskly to the room. "What?"

I smiled, "Dad wants to meet you."

He breathed out and nodded. He walked into the room, "Sir. Glad to see you're awake."

My dad eyed him up, squinting. "Good lord, you're like a Greek God."

Sebastian's face went deep red. "Uh, thank you?"

Dad nodded, "You're welcome, son. It's a compliment. Lord Almighty, you are one handsome young man. How old are you? Like 27?"

He nodded, looking at me. "Uh, 29 sir."

Dad's eyes widened, "29?. Well, that's two years younger than that other fellow my daughter was dating, Chris was it?" He nodded. "Okay, well, tell me about yourself."

Sebastian looked around and rubbed his palms on his jeans. "Uh, okay. I'm 29, I was born in Romania, moved to Austria when I was 8 and then to New York when I was 12. I am currently in school, the sixth year studying space basically, want to work at NASA someday."

My father nodded, lip puckered, "Good choice. What are your intentions for my little girl?"

His eyes widened, "Sir, I plan on having this baby with her and eventually marrying her. With your blessing of course."

Dad nodded, "There's the baby subject I wanted to get to."

I sucked in a breath and bit my lower lip, "Daddy, list-."

"No, you listen to me. I know in the back of your mind I have already said you're too young, should've waited until marriage speech so I won't repeat myself." We nodded. "Good, so how long have y'all known each other?"

I raised one shoulder, "two months, give or take a few days."

"Oh my good God, two damn months?" He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Okay, here's the deal. Sebastian you are not allowed to leave my daughter with this baby, by herself and y'all ain't allowed to get married for another year. If you can survive one more year with each other, I will personally pay for every cent of the wedding." He shot his hands forward, "Deal?"

We both nodded, looking at each other. "Deal."