#i am very clumsy

[brightlotusmoon]

[pumpkinwastaken]

[the-homosphere]

i do not control my elbows

[mychemicalmoonknight]

me and who? sorry, i meant me and who? sorry, sorry , i just meant- me an-

Kissing the back of someone’s hand? Hot. Calling someone “love” or “darling”? Hot. Saying you “fancy” someone? Hot. Tucking the other person’s hair behind their ear? Hot. Grabbing someone by the collar or tie to kiss them? Hot. Spinning someone back around into an embrace and/or kiss? Hot.

[alaveii]

and i ask myself, for the nth time,

where and when in the fuck did i drop my phone for it to be cracked like this?

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Me: I'm so cool

Me: *trips and falls*

[bettermetalgoat]

Me to myself when I look in the mirror and wonder what I ran into this time.

[catswarmth]

Clumsy cat falls over 😅🥰

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou is a stumbling, fumbling nerd at best. But once he realizes that you become even more flustered than him? The fucker won’t leave you alone.

He’s not a fan of PDA, mainly because he doesn’t like seeing it so he doesn’t like acting it out in turn, but he grabs your hand one day while you’re out. Paparazzi is swarming you and he doesn’t want you getting lost in the crowd, so he plucks your hand from where it’s tucked in your (his) hoodie pocket. He snatches you up against his side and pulls you in until his hand drops yours to protectively wrap around your shoulders instead, bringing you against his chest. He thinks you might be hurt after you get inside, when you’re too flustered to look him in the eye for a while.

So he tests, experiments with you. Gives you a sweet little kiss on the lips when your friends are around, when fans are looking. He watches how you always smile a little, bat at his chest and push him away because now that he’s seen you like this, he’s gonna want more from you. At private parties, he has no qualms about rubbing your ass while you stand there, mid conversation with someone. You keep stuttering over your words and trying to bat him away gently, and he wouldn’t typically do this, but you’re so cute. So cute when the person finally walks away and you punch softly at his chest in embarrassment, how you squeak when he pulls you in a hug just to grab another handful of your ass.

Omg and doing joint interviews together!!!! Usually he’s pretty private about everything, but he likes sharing little details—not to embarrass or humiliate you, but because he knows you’re getting flashbacks of tangled sheets and sweet nights whenever he mentions a little detail. Or maybe, you find yourself patting his thigh jokingly, before looking over at him, a smile stretching your face. But the evil little fucker is only smirking at you, his eyes low, posture slumped as he spreads his thighs just the tiniest bit wider. He doesn’t even say anything, just glances at how high your hand is on his thigh before looking back up at you, an eyebrow cocked. You snatch your hand away as if he’s burned you, and the interviewer can only laugh. ANNOYING!!!!! (lovingly)

[nostradamus0]

Nate, I wanna hear more about this pocketknife! :D Sincerely, your fellow forest-dweller Maki who is left-handed and clumsy and thus afraid of her pocketknife

first and foremost, i am also left-handed and that is no reason to be afraid! you and your pocketknife can still be good friends <3

mine was a gift from my grandfather shortly after i began transitioning, actually! i had one before that, but it didn’t hold any special meaning. anyway, it was his when he was younger and had been a gift from his father, who it belonged to for a long time. his dad was the Actual Worst Guy Ever, but my grandfather held onto his knife and gave it to me and i felt SO special being entrusted with it.

i remember he said to me “he always wanted a grandson,” which at the time felt so affirming but in retrospect is very odd because i have a brother who had, at the time, existed already for about 13 years, and we lived less than a 15-minute drive from his house for all of them. but i digress

[velkavelkavelka]

Silly gijinka doodle based off an absolutely awful gun image. Be nice to her, it's not her fault she looks like that :(

[woashi]

“Look, Tell me

Why you

Turn into something you’re not.”

[xochimillilili]

HI IT IS SO CUTE HOW DOWN BAD YOU ARE FOR YOUR PUPPY 🥺

You have such a crush on them it's cute to see 🤭💕 especially with how cool you seem in your dom posts

Of course I have a fucking crush on my puppy princess even if I'm dating them have you fuckinf seen his blog !??! THEY'RE SO CHARMING N PRETTY AS FUCK N sweet n smart n I literally feel like a kitten rolling around on her blanket goin mew mew meow when I talk to him lmao

[mystic-girls]

Jumin x MC fluff headcanons

-MC introduces Jumin to video games. He doesn’t get the point of them at first, but MC introduces him to animal crossing and in a very short time he has a town full of cat villagers, with a ridiculous amount of bells. (Seven later shows him his mod villager of Elly, and is instantly forced to deleted her from his game.)

-MC destabilizes Jumin by not wanting luxuries and expensive things. They like the simpler stuff, and at first Jumin is highly uncomfortable about this, because that’s how he’s been taught to show affection.

-MC catches on and reassure him that not wanting those kind of things doesn’t mean they love him any less. They just prefer the strawberry pancakes he makes.

-MC likes to tease Jumin about the fact that he likes to watch them sleep, so sometimes when they wake up first they’ll stare intensely at him, hovering one inch above his face with the silliest face until he wakes up.

-Elizabeth the 3rd gets attached to MC really quickly, and the feeling is mutual. Jumin will sometimes whine about how he feels like a third wheel.

-Jumin needs a lot of reassurance and gets easily jealous. When MC realizes he’s in that bad headspace, they’ll shower him with kisses and cling to him like there’s no tomorrow, until he feels better.

[sollucets]

wrote a whole long post that didn't make sense because i'm a fic writer not a meta writer and the point comes down to this: sand and ray are both Such Bad Liars

they have honest faces. nobody, in-universe or in the audience, is ever really fooled when they pretend things are other than they are.

when sand is hurt you can tell, it's in every line of his body. ray is expressive and straightforward but hides his hurt a little better, not because he's better at lying but because the hurt hardly ever goes away.

ray can see sand freezing up and looking upset when he's called a friend or not prioritized, he can see the lie, but it doesn't matter compared to what sand's actually saying and what it'll mean if it's (not) true. he's gotten a lesson recently about pushing. and sand, i think, can see ray caring but he can't imagine it could be enough, that he could matter the most or be a priority. when ray calls sand a whore it's the only lie he told that night and sand knows it

when they hurt each other sand lies and pulls away and ray can tell, and similarly ray lies and pulls away and sand can tell, and theyre stuck in limbo because of it. awful. hate it. 10000 more just like it please