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mental illness is when it's already 2024 and you're thinking about how it would be fun to go back to mystic messenger
#squishy talks too much#OK BUT#I HAVE 4879 PREPAID JUMIN HAN PHONE CALLS TO USE#i am too lesbian#to like jumin in a romantic way#anymore#like i realized that was just comphet#but juminv just kinda hits different yall.#someone put me down
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Being single is so fun until you are pathetically horny and just need someone to fuck you to sleep
#am i asking for too much?#this post is about lesbians#lesbian#wlw post#wlw nsft#lesbian nsft#butch bait#wlw#wlw ns/fw#men and minors dni
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The divine, one of a kind bride and the ugly ass groom.
#LMFAO I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE BROOM INSTEAD OF GROOM I AM SO DYSLECICHXIC excuse me#i love them they’re so lesbian#art#fanart#my art#original art#Splatoon#splatoon art#Splatoon fanart#splatoon fan art#marina#marina Splatoon#Splatoon marina#Pearl#Splatoon Pearl#Pearl Splatoon#pearlina#Pearl x marina#pearlina art#pearlina Splatoon#the bride and the ugly ass groom#your honor their wedding is beige because I headcanon that’s marina’s fav color#and also because my mother’s was too
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Yurifies your regretevator
#my art#digital art#regretevator#regretevator bive#bive#split#artists on tumblr#regretevator split#dr retro#regretevator drretro#regretevator fanart#regretevator melanie#regretevator mach#am i going to get shot for making this#idk why but i feel like i will#this is silly dont get too peeved!!!#regretivator folly#folly#yuri#lesbians#shitpost
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I might have a drawing of Odysseus and Penelope as lesbians and a whole au…
#yes#I made another one#I KNOW I HAVE TOO MANY#and THAT I NEGLECT FISHY#AND THE REST TOO TBH#I AM DOING MY BESG#the odyssey#tagamemnon#tagzpite#Odysseus#Penelope#lesbians
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Would you rather have a twink dad or lesbian daughter
#I have a big crush on chilchuck’s lesbian eldest daughter#I too am the eldest daughter mayjack we have so much in common#listen I haven’t gotten too far into dunmesh yet I dunno if they ever show what his wife looks like#doing on reverse genetics on anime characters#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck#chilchack#which is it I’ve seen it written as both#fullertom#packpatty#digital art#my art#commissions open#doodle#i just saw anime clips and heard his voice for the first time in both of them and I dunno man 😭#whole time I’ve been hearing it as a more tenor grown man voice ya know???#artists on tumblr#procreate#dungeon meshi fanart#delicious in dungeon fanart
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you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.
you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.
he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.
a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.
he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.
you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.
people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.
wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.
also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.
he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."
you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.
"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."
he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.
you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.
is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?
you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.
#writeblr#this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol#by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations#and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me#& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what????#like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it#''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother#and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!''#yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious#anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it#it's seen as the only important thing#even if ur gay#and it's a nuanced thing idk#and while rn i i.d. as lesbian#like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like .#sexuality is fluid...#don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label#they're like GET in the BOX#if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me.#(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)
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bonus points to whoever knows which stupid post i got this from
#ev33_4rt#my art#elder dragon#nergigante#velkhana#monster hunter#dragon art#as a disclaimer i am a butch lesbian myself#though i do not have that kind of glorious body. not yet at least#a girl can dream!#ANYWAY!#all of the flagship monsters are lesbians because i said so. god bless. also nergigante x magnamalo are butch4butch methinks#its my first time drawing nergigante and i feel like i havent drawn her body type the way i want to portray it. shes too skinny#but also this is a shitpost so im not going back to fix it
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Jacob Elordi for Man About Town
#kids used to bully him for being too pretty they would chase him around the playground shouting pretty face pretty face#hes soooo. no words like thats just a very pretty man.#i am so jealous of his bone structure and hair#plus the masc lesbian lookalike wardrobe#jacob elordi#man about town
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some business to take care of
#i was tempted to caption this as she was a skater boy and she was also another skater boy but#duck scribbles#midoyuzu#enstars#whats up guys im being embarrassing again on main#been wanting a new phone wallpaper and this was born. its the lesbian version though im not showing that#midori takamine#yuzuru fushimi#yuzumido#ensemble stars#also have additional doodles that r kind of corny and im too ashamed to add into the main post so i might add on a reblog or maybe not#midterms were so awful i had to keep reminding myself i can go ham drawing whatever i want once im done. and naturally its this#anyways ive always liked midos city rider fit it suits her so well#always wanted to find a good one to pair w it and the wink killer 2nd half xscout was toooo good i was inspired immediately#finally could use this good ref pic ive had saved since forever i need to draw backgrounds more too it was rather fun somehow#mental state has been yoyoing an insane degree lately like come on i dont need to be reminded i am a useless hunk of meat every other day#with nothing good going for them. college is amazing at reminding me of such god bless#i have bad tendencies to self isolate behind the excuse of concentrating that i am trying to fix . but its hard to get back when i do#not to mention the entire Big Event happening over in good ol amerika serikat!!! my apathy is naturally immense#but whats some peace of mind here and there idk. im gonna read yuri
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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception
#she's the ONLY PERSON COLIN LIKES#Lena respects her?????#GWEN WAS BLOODY FLUSTERED ABOUT THE MERE THOIGHT OF ALICE BEING NICE TO HR#Teddy and Sam are a given do I even have to go over why they are ib love w her#Celia will be too. just you wait#I can tell lesbianism because I am in fact a raging lesbian#alice dyer the woman you are#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 11#colin becher#gwen bouchard#lena kelly#samama khalid#teddy vaughn#celia ripley#I wouldnt even be surprised if mr bonzo would fall for her#like have you heard her. I couldn't blame him frankly#alice dyer#theory: everyone stays as long as they do in that fucked up little job because alice stays#can you blame them
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Need the kind of cuddling where we get our hands under each other’s shirts and splay out our fingers just to feel as much of each other as possible and make ourselves as close to each other as possible
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#been thinking about this too much lately😪#like the hand just splayed on your back or against your waist is just—#okay maybe i am a little touch starved🙃#im gay and i like sleeping
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Nami: Burn the heartless rich. They are all assholes that care more about appearances than other people. Guillotine!
* Pretty rich women appears*
Nami: well we can make some exception, not all of the rich
#she is so lesbian and i am glad they know that#plus her and kaya chemistry was 🔥#still Kaya and usopp too so i can only wait for vivi#one piece#opla#one piece live action#nami
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imma be so real with you I did NOT care for all the cutesy ways they presented Vi and Cait's disbalanced social status in arc 3
#first off the parallel of cait arriving to let vi out of prison. but this time they ~have sex~. IN THE CELL THAT WAS UNJUSTLY HOLDING JINX#bitch why are you invoking THAT REALLY FUCKED UP SCENE right before such a milestone romance scene??? it's not cute??? JINX WAS JUST HERE#then the one thing cait tries to apologize for is MADDIE. GIRL. NO ONE CARES ABOUT MADDIE. WE CARE ABOUT HOW YOU KEPT DEMEANING#AND TORTURING ZAUNITES INCLUDING VI. but that isn't addressed bc vi needs to give her head. speaking of vi#VI WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL YOU ARE IN A PRISON CELL. REMEMBER HOW YOU WASTED 7 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE IN ONE#then the way jinx believes vi should be with cait as an alternative to staying with her simply because she is too fucked up while cait make#vi happy. i am sorry but show me where did jinx see cait makes vi happy. then the show just rolls with that and says ''yeah vi should be#forced to leave jinx behind and choose piltover. this is a happy ending for everyone.''#and finally ''i'm the dirt under your fingernails'' WHAT A DEPRESSING FUCKING FINAL NOTE TO LEAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ON.#a zaunite is literal DIRT under a ruling class piltie's fingernails. and it's cute and means they are gonna be together forever. HELLO????#i don't know WHAT that thing is but that thing is NOT MY OTP#arcane liveblog#arcane spoilers#it's like they were planning to write a fucked up tragic romance story. like they were PLANNING to make cait the bad guy. IT IS CRAZY#they weren't let's be clear. but s1 was so deep and yielded to analysis so well. meanwhile if you look any deeper than shallow into s2 you#get interpretations like THIS#''finally a lesbian couple with a happy ending'' YEAH IF YOU IGNORE CLASS. IF YOU IGNORE CLASS BASED OPPRESSION. CMON GUYS WE DESERVE BETTE
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ngl i love how we all looked at chloe charming and collectively went: yup thats a lesbian
#its so hilarious to me#little to no one is debating her being straight or bi#just saw those baby blue curls and her sword and went#ho thats a girl kisser#chloe charming#d:ror#descendants the rise of red#descendants rise of red#glassheart#charminghearts#edit: just wanted to add that i too am a lesbian#i’m also a fencer therefore also a sword lesbian#i saw chloe and went ah thats so me but was very surprised when other people saw it too
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I love it when women hate men. I love it when women are allowed to vent to each other about how horrible and creepy men are. I love it when women form friendships with and prioritize each other over relationships with men(whether they're attracted to them or not). I love it when women put men dni in their bios and on their nude photos and on posts on their blogs. I love it when women refuse to mollycoddle and accommodate entitled male feelings with "but this doesn't mean I hate all men, I know a few men who are great, I love my father/sons/brothers/uncles/male cousins/guy friends" I love it when women complain about men WITHOUT "not all men" being a disclaimer. I love it when women avoid socializing with/refuse to be around/befriend/get close to men because they know men can't be trusted. I love it when women make "kill all men" jokes. I love it when women offer absolutely no concern or care for men's feelings and if their misandry offends men whatsoever because why should we, men are the oppressor class who have raped and killed and abused us and kept us as subjugated as second-class citizens for millennia, they regularly mistreat us and the women in their own marginalized communities still every single day and make this world so much harder and more awful for us to be in, and if we choose to hate them and not spare them any sympathy then so be it, and I don't just mean "men as a class" either, you can be a woman who doesn't want to have anything to do with any man on an individual basis and completely cuts off men from her personal life too and ykw I will love and fucking support you in that because men deserve absolutely NOTHING from us. If they're so tough and strong then they can handle it just like they can handle being lonely. If you are a woman who hates men, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A LESBIAN AND/OR A TRANS WOMAN, then just know that I love you. I love you, I support you, and you are safe here.
#was going to make a post about how much i hate that women aren't allowed to hate their oppressors but i decided to spin it into something#positive instead#this is supposed to be the feminist site that makes reddit mgtow piss their baby diapers so let's go back to despising men and not coddling#their feelings and let's dye our hair blue while we're at it#i am so tired of this new wave of guilt-tripping and gaslighting women who hate men and don't trust or want to be around them#i hate how we're made into villainesses or the problematic ones for not valuing them in our lives or for wanting to guard ourselves or be#safe from our oppressors#and i'm tired of people who don't know the first thing about feminism being like 'BUT THAT'S TERF RHETORIC WHAT ABOUT X MINORITY MEN'#guess what women can also be x minority that you're trying to protect the men of and we get to hate men too#trans women are included when i say women btw and trans men are included when i say men#if anyone has the right to hate men more than anybody else it's trans women esp trans lesbians because they put up with so much shit#from men that even cis women do not and they especially know how vile men are behind closed doors#so#terfs fuck off#radfems fuck off#and if anybody tries to make this post more appeasing to men or 'not all men's this post you are getting blocked and hit with a hammer#feminism#misogyny#sexism#patriarchy#tw men#tw rape#tw abuse#misandry#terfs dni#radfems dni#feminists need to go back to being scary and unpalatable for men none of this 'but some of them are good!' bullshit#men are entitled to nothing from us#and if you try to prove me wrong then you are just proving my point if you have nothing good to say then simply keep scrolling#ok? ok.
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