#i am talking directly into your ear. Vote for me

[beatcroc]

sit next to me right now.

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to thegameawards.com, and i need you to vote in this bastard of a contest for pizza tower as best debut indie game. if it does not win youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[latinotiktok]

latinotiktok this is so serious please tell the gringos they can vote as long as it's for wei wuxian

gringos listen to me, listen to me just for a second HEY hey. Listen to me, little man, I am talking directly in your ear. You're gonna go into the search tag of this blog and type "polls" or "canonize your blorbo as latino tournament" and then you're gonna scroll down and select the poll with Wei Wuxian in it, you know Wei Wuxian right? No? Doesnt matter, dont look at the other guy! *jingle jingle* don't get distracted, you're gonna click on that name, THAT NAME BEING WEI WUXIAN and you are gonna reblog or send that to your other gringo friends. "Oh but i'm not latino wahhh wahh" listen to me LISTEN TO ME!!! This is a mission, you're gonna infiltrate the Latinoamerican server, you do that all the time ok? You got experience, just google Operation Condor and you'll see how good you are at it anyways Wei Wuxian. WEI. WUXIAN got it? Now GO!!!!!

[problematic-yuri-poll]

now listen to me young follower, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to this poll, and i need you to vote for qualia the purple. if you come back having voted for love bullet youll be in big trouble dear follower. you will never see the light of day.

[yellow-yarrow]

now listen to me young usamerican, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to tell people to vote for the Hungarian Two Tailed Dog party and blaze this into people's dash and they need to win the next election in Hungary. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you'll be reported for election interference. you will never see the light of day.

[lostcryptids]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the autism swag poll, and i need you to vote jotaro. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[zakomoya]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. when the next round comes out, i need you to go to theyrebasicallycanonpoll, and i need you to vote on the wataei vs narumitsu round. vote for who? it doesn't matter to me. both ships have a substantial amount of material backing their ship up. i do not mind if you vote for one or the other. however, i do mind if you come and harass other parties because of this. i am certain both parties would want this to be a thrilling but overall civil fun ol time. youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[tezerenotameiki]

now listen to me everyone, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to male-yandere-tournament, and i need you to vote for c-ta. if he loses the poll youll be in big trouble. you will never see the light of day.

[everythingispirates]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to @/divorced-tournament, and i need you to vote for sparbossa. if you vote batjokes youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[autisminfinite]

Now listen to me young man, I am talking directly into your ear now. I need you to do me a favor. You will do this for me. I need you to go to @edgelord-battle-bracket, and I need you to vote for shadow. If you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble mister. You will never see the light of day.

[furuichis]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to @/spoilerbracket , and i need you to vote for the masked disciple d/gs in the spoiler poll . and if you come back not done youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[nyarmand]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the sibling poll, and i need you to vote for killua and alluka and saki and tsukasa and miles and franziska and beat and rhyme. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[chaosnightmare]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to @autismswagsummit , and i need you to vote for shadow the hedgehog against that homestuck bastard. if you come back with a loss youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[chuunibyou-showdown]

now listen to me young tumblrina, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to the Megumin vs Grimnir poll, and i need you to vote for Grimnir Granbluefantasy. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble. your favorite chuuni will never see the light of day.

[captainsalmonid]

listen to me. i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to sexiestpodcastcharacter on tumblr dot com and i need you to vote for Captain Isabel Sofia Lovelace. if she loses, the dead man's switch connected to this poll which constantly broadcasts a signal to the bomb on her ship's engine will detonate. you'll never see the light of day

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Champion vs Unscripted Champion

[sbnkalny]

She's dying,

She is burned from the waist up,

On her arm,

Her ear is burned,

Her eyelashes are burned,

She can't hold things up,

And even with medical advances,

There's no end in sight,

For hamburger lady,

She's been taken aboard our ship, the albatross. From the waist and a green abdomen and neck. its th. When clients ask me to make an arm, I too am a spy. Uhh I dunno Man, I am talking directly into your Ear. Move it, make IT, The shit's stuck! out my Way son! door stuck! door stuck! please! i beg you spare her. No, she can't hold that thing off... Why did you wait two weeks ago And, thanks to medical advances, there is no more solace for you in. There is no end in sight;. Does doomybot is a punk ass bitch when he decided to mooch right after we fed him the Hamburger lady, and because of its stealth and speed

[chistesdiarios]

hurry up you say, laughing -not very differently from how youve done before- from the booth your label has set up for you

what is it exactly youre waiting to happen faster? do you think my voice is stronger than yours? if so, why bother telling me anything, if my chords dont waver on your command.

youve done youre part, talking to my ear through the pod i left hanging next to my lobe, and so you get on your car and start strolling the scars thatve covered up all of the land youve never seen as yours but onlyve left to levitate from stage to stage that world below, so below, from that land that isnt yours

what else could you be asked for? you know exactly how loud your voice is, and you gotta protect it, lest its potency be diminished and the bottles stop pouring. hurry up, you say, and i wonder if youve ever heard anything ive said -and i know you havent, since ive never really spoken much, yet you always seem to hear what i fear- so here i wanna be as clear as i can be: genocide has never stopped and youvent said a word for it to stop.

you get to either that wide (but not the widest, youre quick to note) mansion or that tall (yet not the tallest, you immidiatley view) apartment and wonder

is that kid really serious? am I supposed to lose all this hard work now? should i sell my diamonds now? give away the art? peel off my butt and put it out? that kid wants us all walked over, is how i imagine your defense, he wants us to give it all away so we can be made mud again!

im not asking for any of that, and maybe the distance between you and the military complex that that land you look over as not yours is rich off of has made you forget the difference, but i ask for one word: ceasefire. i want to be as clear as i can

does he really think if i say that, then automatically the genocide will stop? yes, i do. now, if i wanted to make that ceasefire last, unlike how the bombing was reinstigated in less than a week last time id ask for another word: perpetual ceasefire.

you know that the people who know that land the live on as not theirs is greatly, greatly superior to those who know themselves as owners of it. you know your grandparents grew up with that majority, so ill ask you

do you want to own it?

and here i want to make something clear once again, i now speak to those who have made that ownership their goal and achieved it, be it from garages or street corners or any other of the thousand broken ladders laid upon that superior majority.

you know we have no say in what happens on gaza! you could have. you start asking for this and then youll ask for our heads! i wont, ill work. i belive thats what has made you soft on me. i neednt luxury to stop for us to accept that life is more important. anyone's.

these words can easily be dissmissed for being poorly chosen and awfully layed down. they can be dissmissed as the paranoid ramblings of a crazy person. they can be dissmissed as too optimistic. we're both too far from that specific genocide to feel the weight of the images we recive from it as we should. the destroyed building and the people bleeding, sick, dead. but we both have always lived surrounded by massacres, targeted murders, torture. no land has gone too long without them.

so you can call for Israel to stop the war its waging, either directly to that state or to the states that are supporting it, or you can not. id love voting on what each of you will choose.