#elvy.txt

[everythingispirates]

god please take all of megan thee stallion's suffering and give it to johnny depp

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>sees bad potc take on my dash

>it has 14k notes

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one thing that's been crazy to me is finding out I'm the highest earner in the family like that's actually wrong as fuck imagine you're an award winning journalist and you lose out to the pirates of the caribbean blogger I'd riot

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peace and love on planet pirates

[everythingispirates]

absolutely fascinating finding out through my mutuals' inboxes that no one who watches these movies are literate

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us election somehow renders potc tumblr unusable more at eight

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gonna have to start vagueposting again it's that severe 👍

[everythingispirates]

always had beef with the prison dog tbh

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like sorry if you can't handle me at my "accidentally calling you a coward to your face" you don't deserve me at my "getting 9/11 and 7/11 mixed up several times in one sentence"

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on this july 4th let me say from the bottom of my heart death to the united states of america 👍

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craziest thing about the whole sparbossa divorce debacle was undoubtedly being immediately and correctly identified as a jack sparrow kinnie en masse there's just no way you recover from that shit

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need to stress I don't know shit about treasure island so I really am watching this spoiler free. rat had to tell me billy bones was famous I thought they just made up a guy

[everythingispirates]

listen it's part projecting and part just me liking to draw boobies like it's so healing

[everythingispirates]

honestly being in an itty bitty fandom like this is pure piss bc in any bigger fandom if you have some kind of nemesis you can just call them a cunt and immediately flee to some other corner but around here you have to act all civil or it's a fandom wide issue. SAD but I press on I keep on trucking !

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watching black sails again this is literally the third time I've gone through the first two eps </3

[everythingispirates]

in many ways I am your favourite pirates of the caribbean blogger's favourite pirates of the caribbean blogger