#i am still a little salty about all in
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Serious Battles/Storylines Booster Has Been In (a probably pretty okay list):
The 1000 (1986, first solo)
Millennium (The Manhunters 1987, event)
Invasion (The Dominators 1988, event)
Ivo and Amazos (1989)
Teasdale Imperative (1989, JLE crossover event)
Armageddon (the Monarch, 1991, event)
Despero (1992)
Eclipso (1992, event)
Doomsday (1992, event)
Eclipso (again, 1993, event)
Devastator/Overmaster (1994) - Had his right arm shorn off, got his heart and lungs fucked up, straight up died, got hail-mary'd back to life by Ted, spent an entire year trapped in his armor because it doubled as life support:
Zero Hour (1994, event)
Underworld Unleashed (1995, event)
Final Night (1996, event)
World War III (2000, event)
Our Worlds at War (2001, event)
Identity Crisis (2004, event)
Countdown (2005, đ)
Infinite Crisis (2005, event)
52 (2006) - psychologically imploded in the beginning, but saved the whole fucking multiverse at the end of it
Booster Gold, Vol. 2 (2007-2011) - even the funny parts hurt some
Justice League: Generation Lost (2010-2011) - fucking ouch
Justice League International (New52, 2011) - legit serious leader regardless of dumbassery
Booster Shot (Rebirth, 2018)
I'm probably actually missing some. Like-- you can't let Tom King's really really bad characterization in one really lousy Batman storyline and then the absolute fuckery that was HiC erase the fact that Booster's been a legitimate superhero since his first solo. You can't even let his creator get away with it in Blue & Gold! (Though, like, he actually did help save the League there, too.)
He fought real bad guys that whole time. He was in the same major events as everyone else. Sometimes, he was even a MAJOR PLAYER in the same major events as everyone else. He got fucked up more than once doing it.
And like-- those panels above are most definitely of a guy who hasn't been serious or legit or sacrificed ever, nope. /s
So-- if we're counting pre-Flashpoint history again, DC, he's already been a hero. For a long time. A pretty damn decent one, too. (As in, you know, saving 52 universes and everything!) And from his second solo in 2007 into Flashpoint, his glory-hounding was straight up a cover. Even if we're only selectively counting some of that, that's all still real, bonafide heroing. And he's gone supervillain 100% less of the time than some of the other big name heroes, too.
#michael carter#booster gold#i am still a little salty about all in#just 'cause it's like--#you know that moment where stitch scrubs down his face#in absolute exasperation#in lilo & stitch?#that's me wrt dc and casual fans#completely not knowing that this guy's always been a hero#being funny doesn't like-- erase that#hell#making mistakes and being human and fucking up sometimes#also doesn't erase that
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i miss carpisuns sometimes </3
#not necessarily that I regret switching over but i just get like nostalgic for an earlier time in the ml fandom#s3 was soooo much fun for me#and the long hiatus before s4 was also the best. so good wasnât ready for it to end when it did haha#things just feel so different in the fandom now#both the fandom has changed and I have changed#and of course the STORY has changed#and I like donât know what to do about that or how to react#cause I am used to being one of the guys who is defending mlâs honor with my life lol#committed to spreading positivity#and I still want to be that guy!#but itâs like. idk. I donât recognize this story anymore#this isnât the same story that I fell in love with years ago. but I donât want to just like Leave??#I do want to see how things play out bc I am still invested in these characters#and I would love to still be part of the fan community and connect with people over a mutual love for this thing#that has been important to me for years and has inspired me to create and learn new skills and make new friends!#but I also donât just want to shut up and pretend Iâm happy about things I am decidedly unhappy about lol#like itâs honestly surprising to me that a only a small minority of the fandom seems to feel the way I do?#and the majority are still super pumped and frustrated at the people who are complaining#and really. I donât WANT to rain on anyoneâs parade. I honestly donât#I was part of the parade for years! I had the best time in the parade! I donât want to ruin the good time!#so i try not to be too salty on main ? but i feel like Iâm going a little crazy lmao! like Iâm just one bitter little miser fhdjjd#i mean i guess itâs kind of a good thing that I moved blogs tbh lol#cause now when i whine only a fraction of the people have to be exposed to it đ#but man i hate knowing that people might think of me as a salter#I mean itâs valid if people are trying to have fun and do not want to hear my complaining haha#but also do i automatically have to be a salter. are the only options support and defend ml 100% at all times or Be A Salter#or can there be a third category of certified ml lover that is just disappointed in recent events & disagrees with the new writing direction#is that too much nuance for tumblr lol#see maybe thatâs why I miss carpisuns. she didnât have to ask this question. she was only full of LOVE!#but therein lies the ironyâŚlike marinette I have made this choice out of loveâŚfor what the story once wasâŚwhat is to become of me nowâŚ
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good morning and merry christmas !! aesthetic photo of my cookies be upon ye
#just me hi#i put them on the plate and then the little devil and my shoulder said Hey what if we spent the next 20+ minutes editing it#and they were right that was fun lmfvshgh#Except for looking for a glitter brush on ibis! why are all the thumbnails so blurry it hurts my eyes Ghfksfjvk#yea the phone is working out good :) i'm gonna be taking pictures of everything now ehehehgh#also forgot to eat these for the 20+ minutes i was playing w/ the pictures#my breakfastttt: (went to go count but i have eaten some now. ouh) â10 đ¤ christmas cookies :3#they're little ones- oh hey these pretzel one are kinda salty! yaaay#i like the swirly/horseshoe ones the most though. nyum#/we have pozole my mom made last night but i think that has to be warmed up hfhsvh#we got back from christmas midnight mass and everyone- Everyone (crazy) went to bed as soon as we got home lmfhvshg#i don't think that's ever happened. usually a couple are still awake until dawn and Then they go to sleep lol#yea but we didn't even get to try to the pozole last night <//3 helped to strain it last night though :D it smelled kinda sweet+spicy so ou#//we're waiting til i think friday or saturday for presents this year because of the Events so noo wrapping cleaning today đđĽ kfsvh#and i've been asked what i wanted. see i don't have that trouble of suddenly not having a want in the world: i just kinda don't have that#already for some reason lmao ?? so yea default state. do you think i'll get socks kfshvfh#//do love having to go back into my tags and add the topic slash bc every topic is related All the time Forever lmfsh#//hey but i DO need socks HEY i'm not joking anymore. don't want any with patterns though they will bother me lol#cuz unless i like the patterns i am not going to wear them :/ that is unless i think they're silly then they pass#are they holiday-themed? i'll prolly still wear them during the fourth of july so we can guarantee 1 whole day of use lhfshvjg#however during the warmer days (anything above 55 degrees) i wear chanclas w/o socks. so maybe not so much guaranteed#and also if i can't find it's match i will just never wear it again. truly tragic#i'm painstakingly matching my plain white socks i can Not handle patterned socks again#/wait was this post about cookies. dude how did we get here Lmfjvskfhvahfhvj#//Okay i'm gonna ummm#Ummmmmmmm#uuuuhm. draw :3 Toodles !! merry christmas !! <3
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trying 2 draw the disco elysium cast and struggling so hard bc my natural instinct is to make them generic-hot but it would be a disservice to every character especially kim and harrier dubious and i need to fight it every step of the way
#i get a little salty when characters that are canonically not conventionally attractive get beautified in fanart#MC from omniscient readers viewpoint was victim to fandom beautification for shipping purposes and im still sad about it#i wanna see more just. regular-ass lookin characters!#this is why i like f1#all the drivers except mr leglerg and hamilton just look like regular dudes lol#rant#words#me scraping another inch off kim kitsuragis hairline in the name of communism#its OUR hairline kim!#only valid hottification of a character is studio bones making reigen hot. they did it so well i am happily forced to appreciate hot reigen#any other time a hot actor gets cast as a canonically ugly character i cry#esp if their characters struggle is about looking Regular or Unremarkable
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So the problem is. That I don't want to call Ten-cubed "fourteen." I think Ncuti should be. Fourteen. He IS fourteen.
But if I want to talk about Ncuti's specific incarnation of this character. And make it clear that I am talking about him. I will have to call him "Fifteen." But doing that means that everyone involved in this ridiculous naming decision wins.
#maybe we call him 'gatwa!doctor' ??#kind of like we do with the masters#(and we've done this with other doctors too like war and ruth so it's not like there's no precedent)#(then again this will change ALL the numbers going forward. like whoever's after gatwa will '''officially''' be sixteen & so on & so forth)#WHY DOES THE SAME ACTOR GET TWO NUMBERS. ONE OF THOSE WASN'T EVEN A FULL RUN. WTF RUSSELL#like I'm willing to say that maybe. MAYBE. there wasn't active malicious intent. but holy shit the optics are SO bad.#genuinely I am still mad about this and I will be forever#I promise I am not trying to make this one (1) writer man into my parasocial enemy there are plenty of other people I could do that with#who deserve it more. I just get...tired.#like really it's the fact that everyone interpreted the past 2 eras in the WORST faith possible and STRAIGHT-OUT MADE UP THINGS TO COMPLAIN#ABOUT THAT WERE NOT CANON. but there's SO little impulse to criticize ANYTHING regarding russel or dt's 70000 incarnations#which. that discrepancy/hypocrisy isn't COMPLETELY the show's fault. but that. unfortunately. doesn't make it any less annoying.#there was something else I was going to say but I deleted it for being a bit TOO salty#mel screams about The Weird Little Space Show again
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guys that say they like talking to you but then ain't interested when you don't wanna be sexual? yeah, those dudes are going straight to hell lmao like yikes
#Yes I'm still salty. Little bitch assđ#to the specific guy this is about....yo dad's a ho#if you get a cat....I hope it tears up all yo shitđ lmao#im in my hater era leave me alone#nsft#Scheduling this type of post is wild and yet here I am sksbsjsjsjsjsj
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if i had a nickel for every time i fell for a cowboy character from an rpg with a primarily black red and silver color scheme who's a bit of a womanizer and uses a revolver and says a lot of english words in the jp script and has a connection to robotics in some capacity, i'd have two nickels
but it's weird that it happened twice.
#yes this post is about haken and boothill#am i insane for noticing all of these similarities? possibly#the only thing they don't have in common is their jp va which i'm personally still a little salty about#but it's fine tbh lol#haken browning#boothill
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seeing the mario movie in like an hour letsa gooooooo
#id in alt text#i can Finally stop dodging spoilers now holy shit#i may not show it but i am a mario bros stan till i die#and i apologize in advance for the person i will become if the movie is good. its gonna do Something to my brain chemistry i just know it#like ok the sonic movie right? ive mentioned how i really liked those movies before right? well#going into it i a)had little attachment to sonic aside from just thinking hes neat and b)wouldnt have been shocked if it was bad#so when it was Good i was pleasantly surprised and found a new appreciation for the series#but mario?hes my good friend. my special little guy. the short king to rule them all. you dont know How Many hours ive put into mario games#and theres already been One bad mario movie. and this ones being made by illumination. and the whole crisp rat thing(still kinda salty btw)#idk man my guy needs a w here. he needs somethin good goin for him in the film department#and while ive been dodging spoilers what ive seen so far has been fairly positive??? but that doesnt mean i cant be worried abt it#yallre lucky im not constantly blogging my every thought here or else youd never hear the end of the same 3 thoughts about mario and luigi#smb#super mario#mario movie#capital says things#my edits
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what it feels like being in the QL tags
what it feels like being in kpop tags
#the things some kpop stans get salty about are so weird#I mean QL folks have drama too I KNOW lol but it still feels more like a community than whatever is going on in kpop tags#probably most of kpop folks are on xitter anyways instead of here (which is sad)#I feel like in kpop tags you get judged for every little unimportant shit#and that's why barely anyone comments anything in there to not visibly step outside the conformity line#it feels so clinical. barely any cool conversations or silliness#also I feel like I could get blocked by some just because I don't stan all SHINee members equally đ¤ˇââď¸#these 5 guys are so different in style. personality and interests. of course I have some I vibe more with than the others. still like them#oh and not to mention kpop tags of artists I am just casual listening to
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had the thought last night of. kaede and shuuichi dual protag au. idk what happens in chapter 1 for them both to survive but i just think it's what they deserve. and kinda what we deserved as well
#âż [ ah look up at all the puppeteers // out of character ]#( am i still a little salty about chapter 1 all these years later? yeah )#( but i love both of them dearly and just want the best for them okay )
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low key wanna go eat an entire tub of ice cream to try and forget the fact that people like to leave me
#i would go and drink a shit ton of whiskey if i wasnt a pussy#but i unfortunately am so woo next best thing#idfk maybe ill drink some shit im allergic to that usually makes me forget a bit lmao#prolly really bad but im allergic to like everything but some things are really bad and make my brain go all fuzzy and kinda silly#ice cream canceled imma go drink some fucking red little hugs lmfao#yeah my body is so silly and decided that it would freak the fuck out over food dye and FUCKING PRESERVATIVES#LIKE YK THE SHIT THATS IN E V E R Y T H I N G#im still so fucking salty about that#anyways food dye in drink make brain go tv static and tv static is better than overthinking
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I am so FUCKIN HORNY for old!Joel Miller
old!Joel Miller who could be your grandpa and yet you couldnât contain your excitement when you looked at him. All you could do was squeeze your legs tighter as your clit started to throb and your face started to get hotter.
old!Joel Miller who saw how you looked at him and at first couldnât even imagine that the sight of him turned you on. He pushed it out of his head for a long time because you were too young to appeared in his wet dreams or when he jerked off in the shower.
old!Joel Miller who doesnât even know how on earth you managed to force him to return your greedy kisses while his hands gripped your ass possessively. Likeâreally. He just found himself in this position without even remembering what he had done before.
old!Joel Miller whose cock got as hard as ever after just a few of your rubs. He didnât even know he was still capable of something like that at that age, and yet, it was enough that you appeared, full of life, young and so fucking horny, for his body to feel like it was in its 20s again.
old!Joel Miller who almost had a heart attack when you fell to your knees in front of him and started unbuttoning his pants like you had been starving for months. Of course you were too busy getting to his cock to notice how he could barely catch his breath, having to brace himself against the wall.
old!Joel Miller who was in heaven when you started acting dirty. You didnât care about anything and didnât want to wait, you just grabbed his cock at the base, spat on it and pumped it a few times before shamelessly swallowing it whole, choking on it but not moving away even an inch.
old!Joel Miller who watched in disbelief as you swallowed him over and over without a momentâs pause, gagging on him, drooling and making the wildest sounds he had ever heard. He could come from the sight alone, but then there was your mouth, which were so damn soft and not ruined, that he had to stay focused so as not to cum down your throat.
old!Joel Miller who gently ran his fingers through your hair while whispered ââs right, all in.â âWhat a filthy little girl you are. Takinâ daddyâs cock like you were made fâ me.â And he just watched as the corners of your mouth turned up into a smirk and your teary eyes looked at him as if pleasing him was a reward for you.
old!Joel Miller who was throbbing, getting harder by the second and growling like he was fighting for his life as his cock slammed into your throat. And you just pulled away, continuing to pump him in your hand and with a voice full of desire you whispered, âOn my face. Milk my face, daddy.â
old!Joel Miller who actually had a heart attack and shook your hand off, took his cock himself and growled, âBehind your back,â and watched as you obediently carried out the order before exposing your pretty face to him, sticking out your tongue and waiting for every drop of him.
old!Joel Miller who was pumping his cock and holding the orgasm to the last moment until he exploded, moaning loudly and cumming all over your face. And you just closed your eyes with an even louder moan and let his hot cum flow down your throat, hair and cleavage, finally licking everything from your lips and purring as if his bitter salty taste was an aphrodisiac.
old!Joel Miller who from that day on couldnât look at you but also couldnât resist when you knocked on his door wanting more.
#joel miller imagine#joel miller headcanons#joel miller x you#joel miller x reader#joel miller x y/n#old!joel miller#joel miller smut
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But also, it takes a special kinda person to waltz into a post where someone's talking about their lived experience and relating it to a storyline that's depicting that exact thing and trying to pass it off as them being delusional...
As someone who is both an older sister and raised their younger sibling, let me tell you why this scene was so good
It would be so easy to misinterpret Yangâs protectiveness over Blake here, but thatâs not whatâs happening. Weâve always seen Ruby as happy-go-lucky, follow-your-heart and do-the-right-thing, and itâs easy to forget that Yang raised Ruby, and the implied subtext there is that it *wasnât* always sunshine and rainbows.
Yes, Yang is protective over her newfound relationship. Yes, sheâll maybe feel a little wounded that her sister is lashing out. But what we see here is Yang shifting ever so subtly into mother-mode. Yang knows this isnât about Blake, or her and Blakeâs relationship, sheâs stepping in front of Blake to protect her before Ruby can say or do something she regrets. In essence, protecting both of them and trying to control the situation from escalating. Yang is stepping in front because she can take it, sheâs GIVING her someone to yell at, because god knows sheâs probably had to, at some point, take some lip in the past while the others have only ever known her as a strong, positive leader. She doesnât shout at Ruby, sheâs calm, lets her get it out and just looks sternly with a simple âHey!â as in, âhey, thatâs enough nowâ.Â
Yang has expressed concern, and is concerned, but this is 100% Yang shifting into parent mode. This is brilliant because earlier in the episode and even last episode weâve seen examples of Yangâs âconcerned big sisterâ side which is soft and supportive. Thereâs no malice in Yangâs expression, and itâs difficult to catch it because we havenât had the best representations of âgood mothersâ in the show, especially not ones that have had to chastise their kids at some point, but you can bet your ass that this is Yangâs parental mode stepping in to bring calm and stability to a chaotic situation. And that doesnât always present as âletâs hug this outâ, sometimes itâs stern, tough love and recognising that the younger one isnât in the space to receive comfort, so the best you can do for them is diffuse the situation and be an authoritative voice of reason because she recognises her sisterâs fragile mental state.
This is without going into how amazing Rubyâs portrayal was. Going after your sisterâs new relationship is RAW, and personal, but itâs also what siblings do - they lash out sometimes when theyâre under stress. The way Ruby says âweâre sOoOo happy for you by the way good for youâ - just SMACKS of younger sibling cutting loose and saying something they donât mean, which makes Yangâs response all the more realistic for me. She recognises the tone, the almost-petulance and steps in before it can go any further.
Itâs so subtle, but it SPOKE to me so massive kudos to Miles Luna and the animators for this. And god bless the clowns that use it as some sort of Anti-Bees discourse - the nuance is entirely lost on you.
#RWBY#Bumbleby#RWDE#Am I still a little salty about all the Tai stans jumping out of the woodwork to yell at me for pointing out he abused Yang?#Absolutely 100%#Also love how you're pointing out this has more to do with Yang and Ruby's relationship and Blake and Yang's#And they're acting like this entire thing is about Bumbleby instead... makes you wonder who's obsessed đ¤
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CW: reader sucking nanamis dick lol, me playing up nanamis old manness bc i am picturing him as a middle aged man, no power dynamics, nanami cums on your face n realizes he may have a kink, reader is ":3" coded, unedited for now bc i need sleep
a/n: wrote this cause im down bad. not written well tho LOL
"Are you sure you like this? I dont want your jaw to hurt..." Nanami questions, furrowed browed as he gently traces the skin near your temple.
You were kneeling in front of him, hands placed on his thighs and grinning at him. "I want to. I really, really want to. Been thinking about it all day."
"You are quite eager."
"Arent you?" Your eyes trail to cock in your hand, completely hard and flushing a shade of red. His work attire was still on, and you just unbuttoned his pants enough so that only his dick was free. You had a thing for the work attire - you couldnt help it, he looked incredibly good in a suit.
In return, Nanami just rubs at his mouth, not denying it. Then he pets your hair, settling in his chair. "Okay, but I wont be mad if you grow uncomfortable."
You rolls your eyes at him, pressing your cheek against his cock. "You coddle me too much. I will not die from sucking dick, Kento."
He stays quiet at this, just silently brushing your hair back into his palms, holding it away from your face. It was polite, all things considering. You smile at him, while your tongue drags from the base of his cock to the tip.
You continue to prep yourself, licking and gently kissing the shaft, while Nanami watches in silence. Then, you put your mouth over him and begin to suckle the tip. A sigh is let out from the man, and he resists the urge to shut his eyes, wanting to watch the lewd sight.
Your head find a steady motion - bobbing up and down until you gag and pull off. He pretends that the sound doesnt turn him on, feeling bad that something uncomfortable for you sends blood rushing to his groin.
When you pull away, slightly panting, he rubs at your lips, now coated in saliva. "Are you okay?"
"You're doing it again, Kento. I am not a child - I've sucked other mens dick before."
He blinks at this, before frowning and forcing you back on his cock by your hair. But, when he heard your giggles from below, he realized quickly that you only said that to tease him. He sighs at that, shaking his head. "Do you like making me upset?"
You hum around his cock, letting drool purposefully fall from your mouth and down till it reached his balls - it was always bettter when it was sloppier, or so you have heard. But, you pull away quickly to answer him, tilting your head to the side so that you can continue to lick his shaft.
"Kinda fun to - you get this look in your eyes. Its weirdly sexy seeing you mad."
His non dominant hand goes back to caressing the skin on your face and his eyes soften. "I would never actually be mad at you."
You make eyecontact with him as you stick your tongue out and swirl it around the redden tip, ignoring the salty taste of pre. Then you give the head another kiss, pressing your nose against it. "I know. You're too soft around me. Its cute, I dont mind it."
"I'm glad," he breathes, and then he pauses, gulping, and looking away, "Then if you dont mind, can you go a little farther down? If its not too uncomfortable, of course."
You obey with little hesistation, mouth coming closer to the dark patch of hair on his lower abdomen. This time he groans out, and cant help but shut his eyes at the warm feeling of your throat. You try your best to focus, but seeing your lovers face contort with pleasure was too pretty to not watch.
His hips move from his chair, slightly bucking into your mouth like he couldnt control them. It makes a lewd noise in the back of your throat, and he groans hearing it. You continue your movements, and with each moment, his cock gets wetter from the amount of saliva coated on it.
Large, callused finger tips run over your neck, feeling the way his dick creates a small bulge, and he lets out a shaky breathe. "Fuck. Wow, you are something. Doing so well, thank you, thank you, fuck."
Tears are beggining to prick at your eyes from the lack of air, but still you try your best to nod at him, even if the action sends him groaning out again.
He was growing overheated from the whole thing, and you watch as he removes his tie and unbuttons the top part of his shirt. The sight makes you slightly moan, and it sends a vibration up Nanami's spine.
When you pull away for another breathe, he lets out a noise close to a whine, and you hold back a chuckle. "Looks whose the one eager now." You tease, and his cheeks pinken slightly as he looks away.
"You really treat me so well."
"You think I am good at sucking dick?"
A lewd way to put it, and Nanami wouldnt phrase it like that, but alas, he nods his head, before guiding you back onto his cock. You in return laugh, and immediately go back to work.
With each bob of your head, he gets more into it, now slightly pushing you down farther by your hair. You don't mind it, and Nanami begins to pant from the pleasure, deep and breathlessly. The sound only spurs you on.
It doesnt take much longer for his abdomen to tighten up, and the feeling of his orgasm to approach. You could tell he was close to coming, even without a warning from the way his grunts seem to grow louder. So you continue your pace, trying your best to hold out without a breathe until he cums down your throat.
But, to much of your suprise, he pulls you off from him by your hair. You try to protest, wanting him to cum in your mouth, but he simply grabs at his cock with his other hand and pumps it a couple of times before aiming it at your face.
Cum shoots out of the wet head, and you are forced to shut one of your eyes as the white liquid lands on your upper cheek and eyelid. The rest lands on a multitude of places on your face, causing you to squint your one opened eye. He groans the entirity of it, and so you let him cum all over your face, finding the noise cute.
But when he is done, you simply wipe off your eyes, leaving the rest for now, and blink up at him with a small frown. "You know it would be alot cleaner if you would have came down my throat."
Nanami just stares at you, eyes scanning your face. Then, you notice the tint of red that danced on his cheeks and ears. Your face lights up at the realization. "I knew you had some sort of kink. You're not as vanilla as I thought, Kento! Who would have thought cumming on my face would do it for you."
"You just look...so pretty like this." A laugh falls from your lips, as your eyes travel back to his cock that was beginning to harden again. Now, it was time for the real deal - you almost squeal in excitement as you drag him to the bedroom.
#mello.writes#nanami smut#nanami x reader#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x reader#x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk smut
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tw: female reader, obsessive behavior, captivity, fantasy lore, abuse, murder mention, suggestive (?)
"You seem to be upset."
He's leaning against the window not too far away from you. Not too close as well - just far enough for you to feel at ease.
"Aren't you a mind - reader." You respond under your breath, trying to focus on the book you're currently reading - but the letters are escaping you, and you find yourself re-reading the same paragraph for the third time. He sighs, much like a disappointed father, before stepping towards you. And if you flinch just slightly, he doesn't pretend to notice or care.
"What is wrong, my flower?" The man gestures theatrically, soft velvet voice unbecoming of the monster he is flowing easily into the open air. You don't know what to say, really. It's been two years - or so you think, there is no way to keep track of time in this kingdom, not that time goes the same way in the elfen world as it does in the human, yet the part of you still capable of logical thought seems to think so. Two years, and there is very little you haven't already said. Very little left to be said, so your conversations are mostly rehearsed repetitions of what you already know. What you already fear - that you're going to die here. Or even worse. That you've become incapable of aging, so very consumed by this foreign land you detest that you've given up death for a life of boring, purposeless immortality.
"Don't I shower you with lavish gifts?" The noble moves closer, stalking towards you - observing you as if you're a butterfly pinned to a wooden frame under a microscope. "Don't I buy you the shiniest jewels? Not even the queen herself owns such sparkling emeralds." He scoffs, painfully used to your lack of response. You clear your throat, turning a new page - having little to recall about the last. It's completely meaningless just like all the other pages in all the other books you read. How funny, you think. In that distant, dreamy past of yours you were too busy to read - busy with work, busy with family, busy with friends. Busy with life. Now nothing gets in the way of your reading, you have all the time in the world - but there's no one to share the knowledge with. No one to spoil the ending. No time limits. No goal to it all, no final destination. So you read, and you soak the pages with salty tears not remembering a word.
"I am grateful for all the treasures you give me, my Lord." You answer nonchalantly, keeping your pointer at the end of the paper in a desperate attempt to find the sentence exactly where you left it off. You can feel him move closer to you - and the only indication of your growing fear are the shivers that travel down your spine with the beat of your violently full, thumping heart.
"Don't I provide you with all the entertainment your little human heart could possibly bear?" The duke clicks his long sharp nails together once against the other - an ugly metallic sound echoes deep into the ceiling reminiscent of a dying forest clow. "There has never been a lack of wine or music or dance in my court. I've gifted you more golden dresses than you can wear in this life. I've written you more poems than you can read." He keeps going, describing every little thing he's done for you, despite the fact that you've never asked for any of it.
"I admire your taste for indulgence, my Lord." You repeat almost automatically, the praises sitting on your tongue just waiting to be spilt from parted honey lips. Your eyes are glued to the book, but you've given up on reading long ago. Now you're simply trying not to cry - focusing your eyes at one word at a time and blinking repeatedly, manically, feeling as if the world with end the moment you let him see your weakness. You can't believe you still have so much pain in you - enough to feel loss and anger and, what's even worse, hope. Hope that one day you'll be free again.
"And tell me, flowerâ" His fist wraps around your low ponytail, forcing you to look up at him and meet his eyes for the first time tonight. What's staring back at you might as well be the bottom of the ocean itself, misty and dark, cold and unknown. Human eyes convey so much affection - so much care that you can never mistake it for anything else. With elves it's different - you can spend centuries looking for a hint of kindness, and you'll only get lost in those beatiful bottomless pits. Shiny and sparkling and completely empty. "Don't I give you love? Don't I embrace you tightly every night?" His voice lowers dangerously, barely above a whisper.
"I don't understand what more you could possibly want. Should I prove myself to you? Should I slay a dragon for you? Perhaps I could tie the heads of your enemies with a pretty bow and give them to you as a wedding gift, hmm?" He's babbling incoherently, nails digging into your scalp with unyealding grip. "Would that finally, finally make you happy, beloved?"
"No, no, please let go." You cry out in agony, wriggling out of his hold - but he's too strong, too massive to move. "I'm happy, I'mâ" You sob pitifully, weakly pushing at his chest. "I'm happy with you. Please, you make me so happy, just please let go. And please don't hurt anyone."
He slowly pulls away, chest heaving in and out wildly. The scariest part is always his face. It remains unbothered - cold and defined like a statue of a god, his true feelings hidden by a mask of barely contained rage.
"You're happy with me?" He raises an eyebrow, foot stomping on the ground impatiently. You nod hesitantly, too shaken up to comprehend what you're even agreeing to. "Then prove it. Show me just how happy I make you." He grabs your wrist, pulling you face-first into his hard chest. "Do it, and I might reconsider my other more... inhumane methods of courtship." His lips twist into a cruel smirk. "And may the Gods help you."
As you sink to your knees you try to think of what book to read next - but no title comes to mind.
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We Thought You Died?!
Billy became a hero in 1959, and he was a hit. He was extremely popular. Captain Marvel was a beloved hero. As for the Squadron of Justice? They were beloved too. They, plus Captain Marvel were the superheroes of that time. They were the flipping blueprint for being a hero, especially Captain Marvel. Then the bubble formed in 62, and they just disappeared off the face of the earth and everyone thought he died.
Then, out of nowhere, they just reappeared.
News channel: *showing a clip of Marvel*
Grandson: *tugs on Grandmaâs sleeve* âGrandma, that looks like the hero guy the teacher are making us learn about.â
Grandma: âAmazing. He looks just like the real thing.â
Yeah⌠People didnât really believe it at first. Though, to be fair, all the Fawcett heroes have been gone for over sixty years.
Old Man: âItâs disrespectful is it what is. Just because you have the same powers doesnât mean you can dress up as a dead hero.â
Old Woman: â I just feel bad for the families. To see someone dress up as your dead husband or wife and then go around pretending to be them? Disgraceful.â
It was then the Justice League got involved. They really couldnât have these people running around like this. Not only that, but some of the imposters are lethal. Not to mention that there are people in the Justice League who used to know the Fawcett heroes. They were friends with them for Christâs sake. So thatâs why unanimously, they went and confronted these guys.
Supes: *hovering over Fawcett*
Marvel: *helps a cat out of a tree and sees him so he flies up*
Supes: *disapproving look* âI hope you know that if youâre trying to be a herââ
Marvel: âOh my gods, your suit is awesome!â
Supes: âThank youâŚ?
Marvel: âAre you a new hero? Whatâs your name? Are you from Fawcett or are you gonna join us here?â
Supes: *computing, still stuck on the first question*
Meanwhile, Flash and Minuteman were arguing which then somehow spiraled into them getting tacos. Batman and Robin, and Mister Scarlet and Pinky are just fighting. And Bulletgirl and Wonder Woman had a civil conversation that actually got them a lot of information.
After sorting out the entire misunderstanding that they were all imposters, things thankfully got lighter.
Marvel: âOh my gods, Jay, youâre an old man! What happened to your long luscious locks of beautiful brown hair?â
Barry: *holding back a laugh* âLong luscious locks?â
Jay: âOkay, it was not long, luscious, or beautiful. He just insists on calling it that to embarrass me.â
Marvel: âBut itâs true! Or it was true.â
Jay: âNo it wasnât. I had perfectly average hair, thank you very much.â
Yeah, Billy met up with some of his old friends, and they were all ecstatic to see their eight feet tall, golden retriever who just wanted to make the world a better place.
Marvel: âSo your not an hero anymore? Then what happened to the JSA?â
Alan Scott (First Green Lantern): âWe disbandedâŚâ
Marvel: âWHAT? Why?â
Alan: âWell, we were getting old. We needed to retire.â
Marvel: âOh yeah.â *sounds a little bummed*
Alan: âI mean, thereâs now this thing called the Justice League? Wildcat joined them. So did Mr. Terrific.â
Marvel: âThat sounds like a ripoff of you guys!â
He joins anyways. So do the other Fawcett heroes cause they might as well. Thatâs when things go down hill once more because the JL are forced to remember that a couple Fawcett heroes, mostly Spy Smasher, kill people.
Batman and Spy Smasher: *tied up the Joker after beating up his goons*
Spy Smasher (SS): âAlright, letâs get out of here.â *pulls out a gun and puts it to the Jokerâs forehead*
Batman: âWhat are you doing?â
SS: âIâm ending thisâŚ?â *cocks his gun*
Batman: *slaps the gun away* âNo, youâre not. Heâs going back to Arkham.â
SS: *pulls another gun out* âYes, I am. Are you seriously telling me you donât want to permanently end this guy? Iâve heard people call him a terrorist.â
The two then duked it out and the Joker still went back to Arkham anyways. Spy Smasher was so salty, not that literally anyone could blame him.
Marvel: âWait, so people donât kill villains anymore?â
SS: *sitting next to him, bandaged*
Wildcat: âNope. Nowadays, you got to turn them into the police and let them break out again. I know itâs stupid.â
Marvel: âBut what about the mass murderers? What about the Black Adams or the Captain Nazis? People who have done messed up stuff?â
Wildcat: âTo jail they go. Why do you care anyways? Itâs not like you killed any of your villains.â
Marvel: âWell, I didnât, but I gotta ask because Smasher is trying so hard not to physically claw off his own skin at the thought of these guys just breaking back out.â
Safe to say, getting used to the modern world, took some getting used to for everyone. As for Billy, he chills with the gang at the old folks home, reminiscing about times as if heâs aged with them.
Also, like, genuinely, their disappearance would show up in top ten unsolved mysteries vids because genuinely, they just disappeared with no trace.
Billy also doesnât know what to think of the many memorials he finds of himself and the other Fawcett heroes around the country.
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