#i am slowly going insane!!!!

[mildlyannoyingtheaterkid]

Question

How much wood would a Will Wood wack if a Will Wood would wack wood?

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[j0celynh0rr0r]

Comfort

[petitefragiledoll]

[p1ctur3]

hazard might potentially be the most powerful merc out there

we all know he can summon electricity with an electrical warning sign

who is to say he can't do the same with other warning signs?

just look through types of warning signs and you begin to realise the amount of stuff he could do, and why he didn't use quite a bit of them back in 'wanted' because it would just kill TCO or cause too much collateral damage

but he also get to have some silly abilities like summoning a forklift

[simandy]

I have just learned something

Can someone please explain to me why are usamericans trying to argue that Rebeca Andrade isn't black, just because she's brazilian, not usamerican, and her being there at the podium with Biles and Chiles does not make it an all-black podium? And that brazilians can't be black? Someone?

[ceejthedeej]

[sharky-the-idiot]

Quick PSA about asexuals because woohoo stuff happened 😁

ASEXUALS ARE NOT ALL THE SAME.

I can't believe it's 2024 and some people still don't get this.

Asexuals can have sex and still be asexual. Asexuals can be sex repulsed and still be asexual. Asexuals can make sex jokes and still be asexual. Asexuals can be aromantic and still be asexual. Asexuals can be alloromantic and still be asexual. It's not just sex and romance repulsed. It's a spectrum. Ok thanks for reading my Ted talk for a second, hope you have a great rest of your day <3

[pinkeos]

it had been months since jiyan last stepped foot in jinzhou city. he had been in the front lines, protecting and fighting for the people for so long that the chance to finally take a breather felt a tad bit strange and foreign. when he first heard the people’s cheers when he entered through the city gates, it dawned on him that he was finally home. but not entirely home

he didn't feel truly at peace until he finally, finally, had you in his arms once more. many a month had passed since the last time he ever held you so close to him that he was afraid he might've forgotten what your warmth felt like

it wasn't often that he could contact you with how busy and dangerous it could get out there, but even then, it could never compare to finally seeing you face to face, holding you, caressing your tear stained cheeks and placing a soft kiss on your lips filled with absolute longing and love

hearing your voice murmur his name felt surreal yet also familiar, your chuckles and laughter sounding so musical and divine in his ears when you placed more food on his plate during dinner, your gentle touch felt like home as you brushed his hair— no, you were home

you were jiyan’s home

the moon hung high up in the sky when his amber eyes lingered on your features. you were sleeping so peacefully in his arms, snuggled close to him with your arms around him as if he would disappear the moment you loosened your grip

he’d vowed to protect you, to protect jinzhou and to protect your future together no matter what the universe might bring

“jiyan…” you murmured in your sleep, your hold on him tightening

he could see it from the way your eyebrows furrowed that you're dreaming, dreaming of his departure once again. his hand ran through your hair, leaning forward to place a tender kiss on your forehead

“i'm here.” he whispered, “i’m home.”

[uninad4]

mystic messenger au posting !!

my brain has cursed me to create this, so have a relationship chart! to those who are wondering, the roles are :

Etho - MC

Cleo - Zen

Tango - Jaehee

Grian - Yoosung

Doc - Jumin

Bdubs - 707

Joel - V

Rika - Lizzie

[star-the-gremlin]

They made the player unable to swim in Palia because they knew my feral ass would dive in and catch all the rare fish with my bare teeth.

[daily-haley]

Me: ahhh yes, I finally finished this chapter

Brain: What if you just...y'know look back at that one scene?

Me: which one?

Brain: the one before *that* scene

Me: *goes back to re-read from the beginning and ends up rewriting*

Me: oh no...

Brain: you did it, didn't you?

Me: why did I edit the chapter?! (now I can't move on until it's perfect)

Brain: ha! Hahaha haha gotcha bxtch!

This doesn't happen frequently but it sure is relatable 😃🔫

[s3rrrpentine]

i have made a purchase of little figurines that reminds me of ghostsoap!!!

RAHHHHHH ｡;+*(★`∪´☆)*+;｡

yes the brain is very rotted bc everything reminds me of them!!!!! don't they actually look like ghostsoap?? ghost with his skull head and soap with his :3 AUGH

my bebesss wehhhh ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡♡♡♡♡♡

LOOK at this dumbass (affectionate) he got a rose for johnny too wtf i will eat him

kissy kissy σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

[j0celynh0rr0r]

⚔️

[instantartific]

Reflections

[citroncynique]

You will not die, Heathcliff, not as long as you put your entire faith in me. I swear upon my honor as Captain that I will bring you back to shore, safe and sound, into the arms of you dear, beloved Cathy. You will not die because I will not allow you to die.