#i am obsessed with this man ❗️

[hydrodragons]

"i neither know why i was born in this form nor do i understand where my long life should take me... it's as if there's something i've forgotten since the very beginning."

[q1ngqve]

*slides in*

i am now asking you to fuel my sampo obsession. this is a threat (joke)

ANYWAY...

how about sampo being the masked fool!reader's first time? :3 theres bound to be masked fools from all walks of life, and the fool he's had his eye on hasnt laid with anyone yet. would he be gentle, or would he throw her in the deepest wells of pleasure?!

(mind sprinkling in a bit of corruption kink as well? ty and tyt!!! ♡♡)

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CW; fingering, slight corruption kink (i guess), penetration (v)

sampo + corruption kink??? 😜 how could anyone resist you when you’re a shaking, sobbing mess beneath him from just his teasing touch and words? certainly not sampo koski.

he’s been eyeing you for a quite a while now, so it’s no surprise when he practically pounces on you after you ask for his help! thinking that if it’s sampo, you’ll be fine!

makes you feel so so good from just kissing you, his gloved fingers tracing along the curves of your body as you arch into them. smirks when you squirm while his fingers dip below your skirt and teases at your inner thighs.

stuffs his fingers impatiently into your already drenched panties and dips them into your cunt. swears he could cum in his pants right now with his fingers up inside you while you cry out his name so sultrily.

rips you of your first orgasm from him, and tells you that you're only going to cum on his cock and nowhere else. kisses the tears away from your cheeks as he slides into you, the stretch practically knocks all air out of your lungs.

hisses softly when your nails dig into his shoulders, and you could see the way the veins pop on his arms at the way he's holding back his primal urges to fuck you hard. after all he wants to make sure you remember every inch of him so that you'll never want another man!

nibbles at your earlobes and neck, relishing in your embarrassment and vulnerability. angles his tip at your g-spot effortlessly, making you cry out and squirm instinctively.

you're a blabbering mess under him, consumed by sampo and sampo only. and that’s exactly how he wants it — to be the only one you crave for the rest of your lives <3

❗️❗️❗️REQUESTS ARE CLOSED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[vaperarmand]

you uhhh... wanna rec some more zamasian fics? absolutely floored by the one that just updated, this is something i didn't know i needed and now that i have it, i desperately need more

absolutely i do >:)

my body is to taste like you testing your fate by sweettartheart

It's all scenes. We have no form without the viewer. We have no cause but to fill this place with wonder. (Or: Eric demands a new scriptwriter.)

i've recced this one a lot AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN❗️it's everything to me and it's complete at last. it's so hot and funny and unique and beyond being an insane rpf text it's also, like, just really clever. people who can write like this i bow at their feet. the creativity is insane.

oh, my clumsy voice by englishsummerrain

��Well,” Eric says. He taps a finger against the corner of Assad’s mouth, smiling. “What would Armand do?”

real ones will remember the night that my life was changed forever when i was like haha what if i went into the ship tag for these guys on ao3. and i read this. and it literally rewired my brain chemistry. literally haven't moved on from it as you all know. zamasian rpf history starts and ends with this work.

wishful thinking by englishsummerrain

It’s not even like it would be incriminating if Assad was caught — he’s an amateur director, he’s just doing his job.

i mean read everything kels has ever written like ever but i also am a huge fan of this one. hey girls did you know that uhmmmm i love a narrative within a narrative. assad writes dm threesome smut and it's so good

1991 by duri

Assad finds himself in NYC, 1991 and there's only one thing on his mind.

first and foremost i am a fan of assad wanting to fuck that old man. second and foremost i am a fan of assad being kind of freaky obsessed with that man which is really what's allowed to shine here. also i get the desire to time travel to intentionally forge a creative partnership between these guys who should have been the. idk who to name drop here. of the experimental theater world. plus it's now a series with dramaaaaaaa

cutting teeth by cannibalenthusiast

Assad hates the feeling of prop fangs in his mouth. Eric helps, until he doesn't.

sorry for reccing one of my own fics but i was wearing fake fangs at a party last night and i was thinking about this the whole time. now i know how assad felt

next i would recommend just plowing through all 59 works and feeling crazy but free. and then writing more so we can someday reach the triple digits 💪

[telemna-hyelle]

Idk if you can read my handwriting so

(Please don’t ask why this sounds weird af, I was just trying to somewhat rewrite song lyrics)

R: Tell yuga that his script is trite- a little lower, to the right. I think the advisor’s quite mis-cast, that so-called loyalty just won’t last

R: Which brings me back to you, you (insert bad word) to your demands I now respond, some buy your act, but I’m not conned! You better fear my wrath-

Y: I understand you’re not a fan, that I’m the princess’ right hand man, but when you don’t come up with a plan, the chance is low, do the math (we don’t talk about this one hHahahhahaha)

Y: I have let you annoy me long enough, you little (insert BAD WORD) !! If you don’t stop this, you will NOT attend tomorrow’s meeting, I’ll promise you that!

R: are you really that stupid to think that Hilda won’t notice I’m not present? Y: I think you underestimate how much she really trusts ME. I’ll simply tell her that you think planning Lorule’s salvation is not important enough to waste your precious time over.

Y: and I think we both know that she. will. not. miss you. *throws him onto some furniture or smth* *to his minions* finish him.

R: sorry I’m late. H: I am confusion

Stuff I will not repeat lol cept for Y: *says something about Ravio*. R: HAH! That’s the worst lie you’ve told yet, Yuga hahahhaha >:) H: Ravio is that true? R: ?!?? No ofc not!! 😨. also hi there Vox

R: You’re the director. Why don’t you- ugh.. what is the word.. DuHrecT! H: you’re right. R: ❗️ I’m sorry what-uh- Huh? WhatdiDyoU say?

That’s it help I’m obsessed

THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[ryminsteddiesashanne]

✨️INTRO POST✨️

I am Ryminsteddiesashanne

If you want to refer to me as a name, use Kazu (not my real name) or Lc (initials)

My age is a mystery (to you)

My pronouns are they/them

I am trans

I am Aroace and Omnisexual

I have ADD, Autism, and Misophonia

Dni if - Transphobe, pedo, homophobe, proshipper, furry hater, etc

Some of my favorite characters include:

Full Fandom list:

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She ra, Camp Cretaceous, Amphibia, The Owl House, Bobs Burgers, Infinity Train, The Simpsons, The Amazing World of Gumball, Helluva boss, Heathcliff and The Cadillac Cats, Moomin, South Park, Doug, The Brak Show, Aqua teen hunger force, Dr.Katz, Regular Show, Star vs the Forces of Evil, The Amazing Digital Circus, Hazbin Hotel, Tangled the Series, ✨️DUCKTALES✨️, Over The Garden Wall, Gravity falls, Rock Paper Scissors,

✨️OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB✨️, Spy x Family, Devil's Candy, Pokemon indigo league and black and white, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, Black Butler, Chainsaw Man, Sasaki and Miyano, ✨️DEATH NOTE ✨️

Criminal minds, Heartstopper, The Office, Parcs and Rec, Stranger Things, ✨️9-1-1 on ABC✨️, Community, Modern Family, Arested Development,

Scream, The Twilight saga, It, The Turning, Baseketball, The Outsiders, The Gay Deceivers, Little shop of horrors, Rush Hour, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Killer Book Club, ✨️TROLLS BAND TOGETHER✨️, Deadpool and Wolverine,

MISC

Collectibles

Ever After High, Monster High, Rainbow High, Sanrio, Pokemon TCG, Kpop

Webtoon

Lore Olympus, Faroff, Mundane Escape

Games

FNAF,✨️ OBEY ME✨️, Twisted Wonderland, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, Dead Plate, Elevator Hitch, Eloquent Countenance, Cold Front, That's Not My Neighbor, Married in Red, The Stanley Parable, Rot in Paradise

Web Series

Welcome Home, ✨️ALIEN STAGE ✨️, Phychocuties ( i do not support the creator)

OCs

I have ocs with a plot line I'm working on

It's called "Some People Wear Red !" or spwr

Link to my oc taglist (sorry idk how to make it smaller)

[plantibaut]

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Hello my name is Thibaut (he/him)

I am a french trans man who’s obsessed with fish and retro things

I mostly draw about my current interests

I dont know if I will be very active here but I will try to

Reposting or using my art in icons, headers or edits is ok with credit 👍

Dni : pro/comship, homophobes/transphobes, racists, zoos, transmeds etc.. you are not welcomed here

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