#i am not normal.
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nsfw , minors dni.
gaz would definitely have a frenum piercing , and he'd be so cocky about it !
notes : f!reader. i wanna punch kyle (lovingly)
kyle was so excited to show his frenum piercing to you — his sweet partner. he waited for it to be fully healed until he finally decided to do the reveal one evening while you were hanging out af his cozy little flat.
you were snuggled into him on the couch, his lips pressing soft lazy kisses on your head while he stared down at you, watching the squish of your cheek while it was pressed against his shoulder.
“c’mere, lovie.” he cooed and gently cupped your face with his hands, pulling your face up so he could kiss your lips, gently easing his tongue into your mouth while your hands held his shoulders.
“need to show you somethin’ that you’re gonna like.” he breathed out after the kiss, a cheeky grin adorning his plump lips that made you very curious as to what he was up to.
he pulled his hands back and gently tugged his sweatpants down fully, revealing his cock that was already hard. he wasn’t even wearing any boxers! cheeky bastard.
he had always been proud of his cock and he always showed it in the way he’d fuck you, whispering about how it felt so nice to have your walls stretching around his girthy cock, his tip always slamming against your cervix with ease.
you felt blood rushing to your cheeks as you looked down at his hard cock, a bit confused.
oh wait— what is that thing shining beneath the tip of his cock ? a frenum piercing!
a surprised gasp left your lips, your wide eyes frantically shifting back and forth from his cock piercing and the proud look on his face. “knew you’d like it.” he rasped out in amusement, hands gripping your waist and pulling you onto his lap.
he was quick to get rid of your trousers and panties, slowly letting the tip of his cock caress your clit that was nicely swollen with arousal, soft shudders coursing through youe body as you felt the cold material of the frenum piercing bumping against your sensitive clit.
“f-feels nice, kyle…” you managed to moan out, head gently falling on his shoulder as he continued to tease your clit for a while, making sure you were getting nicely soaked.
“want ya to feel it inside you too, pretty.”
he carefully adjusted you on top of his lap, hands holding your hips gently while he gently slid his girthy cock inside you, the stretch making you whine as you shivered at the new sensation of his cold frenum piercing grazing against your spongy insides.
his eyes were trained onto your face, capturing every twitch of your lips and every roll of your eyes as he thrusted his cock in and out of your tight cunt at a slow and gentle pace, wanting you to properly feel his piercing rubbing on your walls, causing you to repeatedly clench around his thick cock.
“fuck— gonna make you cum on my cock, baby. you make me wanna get more of these piercings.” he grunted in your ear, playfully nipping on your tingly earlobe.
he was going to search up some more body piercings for sure the next morning.
#i am not normal.#very much normal about kyle tho ! (biggest lie ever)#need him so bad its actually insane#gaz piercing haver truther !#gaz x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle garrick x reader#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#call of duty#cod x reader#cod smut#rurufic
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doctor who wiki please be so fr right now
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I JUST KNOW THAT SHE’S SO TICKLISH [I AM SO NORMAL]
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DUDE WHY ARE YOU GOING INSANE?????
THIS. I AM NOT READY FOR MARCH 21ST I FEAR THIS SONG COMING OUT MAY ACTUALLY KILL ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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reading a discontinued fic and it ends abruptly right before the final culmination of every single plot point and character arc that's been built up over the last 35k words
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I went and i looked up the mushroom from mha ‘s name cause i didnt know it (i have not finished s4 yet) and that made me go to the wiki. and that made me go to the gallery to look at the pictures. and now i have another favorite added to my list.
#paper is talking#i am not normal.#I.. i like girls ok..#ive seen her like once before this?#and only based on that and i few pictures and gifs she is now one of my favortite??
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this is such a loaded question for me that i have to put it in this form and not just in the tags.
ive written fics in class/in line for things on my notebook or random sheets of paper, i always love actually WRITING the fic because it gets me thinking about my words better and how i can fix certain things LATER rather than worrying about it in the moment- leading to not writing anything at all.
phone and tablet notes app goes HARD okay. it goes insane even. i have labels in my phone notes app for different fics i write, the one setback is that NONE OF THEM GET FINISHED and its literally all chicken scratch prompts and ideas.
i have a seperate app on my phone called writers journal and i like it because it has stats like how many words you wrote per minute so i can look at it and go "i have written 20 less words than last minute" and be mad at myself for not being consistent.
on my computer i use.
NOTEPAD++
plz reblog for science
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kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#aelan speaks#fornax cain#fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal#not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
bill about ford:
#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison
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Something something getting cut open by him so he can look around at my insides.
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post-graduation trip airport looks
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen fanart#these took ages but fr once i am choosing to forgive myself given th fact tht i was coming out of A State when i drew them#im normal now dw drawing the first years wearing merch of my comfort content fixed me#when in doubt play dress up. life hack#i am holding fast 2 my hc tht megumi is a fiend @ indie platformers and is a household name on the celeste speedrun leaderboards#argue with a wall this is my jujutsu kaisen#megumi designated Drink Runner also#alr in line at a cafe texts their gc 'what do you guys want' n gets mad @ nobara fr making him go to a Second shop 2 get her bubble tea#anyway theres not much 2 say abt these just bc i needed sth Light n Easy 2 get me out of my head#no lore to fashion pieces which is both a blessing and a curse but it Is what i needed#nobara serving looks fr a flight i love u so much. it's probably 8 in the morning n she is in a fully coordinated fit#its so criminal tht we don't have more alt hairstyle official art fr her???? iirc it's Just the lost in paradise mv with her in buns no????#robbed. i am fixing it immediately.#wonder where the 3 of them wld go on a trip
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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crepe date for yaoi day (8/1) 👍
#reminder that i am not participating in mha leaks for the final chapter!!!!!#anyway i think they deserve a normal day out. for their own sanity#hope u all have a good yaoi day#bnha#mha#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#bakudeku#bkdk#fan art#comic#becki draws stuff n stuff
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Devotion
#OC art#oc knights#my knights#my OCs#I am normal about them#and they are totally normal about each other
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